[YTP] Jeremy Clarkson goes for an unrelaxing cruise

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  • Опубликовано: 26 окт 2024

Комментарии • 441

  • @MikeDragon
    @MikeDragon 6 лет назад +522

    _"While we examined the orangutan, the engine tried to mend the door."_ lol XD

    • @MLblackout
      @MLblackout 5 лет назад +2

      ikr right XD
      btw how do you do that with the words?

    • @declanisgaming2887
      @declanisgaming2887 4 года назад +3

      Mike Dragon when they walked backwards I died

    • @Tokyodrift5000
      @Tokyodrift5000 4 года назад +8

      "then an Albanian door arrived and Jeremy filled him in"

    • @sicklymoonlight
      @sicklymoonlight 4 года назад

      @@MLblackout underscores in front and behind your words

  • @sonyviva308
    @sonyviva308 6 лет назад +497

    "The Rolls Royce does have 563 gears." - James May

    • @Mgoblagulkablong
      @Mgoblagulkablong 6 лет назад +34

      only average number for a fast and furios car

    • @dracodeanglicus3857
      @dracodeanglicus3857 4 года назад +12

      Come on, put yer back into it! _running in the 90s plays_

    • @WillyCheez_88
      @WillyCheez_88 4 года назад +11

      Change gear change gear check your mirrors change gear change gear change murder a prostichute, thats alot of work

    • @leepicgaymer5464
      @leepicgaymer5464 4 года назад +3

      William Beard I truly respect truck drivers!

    • @WillyCheez_88
      @WillyCheez_88 4 года назад

      @@leepicgaymer5464 do you even get that reference

  • @MLB9000
    @MLB9000 6 лет назад +502

    It does have 563 gears!

    • @SaturatedCat
      @SaturatedCat 6 лет назад +27

      Hope it's an automatic!

    • @Mgoblagulkablong
      @Mgoblagulkablong 6 лет назад +39

      only average number for a fast and furios car

    • @skyscall
      @skyscall 5 лет назад +4

      I have one, and my left leg is now ripped as fuck. I can one-leg hop faster than Usain Bolt now.
      And I only drove it for two minutes

    • @nopegaming2117
      @nopegaming2117 5 лет назад +3

      Fast and furious gearbox

    • @pumpkin6429
      @pumpkin6429 5 лет назад +2

      @@Mgoblagulkablong Gimme one thousand dollars.

  • @18morganjay
    @18morganjay 6 лет назад +377

    THE MIGHTY V-TWIN WITH 4 BREAK HORSE POWER AND 7 TORQUES

    • @burnerheinz
      @burnerheinz 6 лет назад +17

      morgan morris you know in days long past that could have been genuine advertisement.

    • @jacobgalan8028
      @jacobgalan8028 6 лет назад +29

      563 GEARS!

    • @pffu100
      @pffu100 5 лет назад +5

      *DRAMATIC MUSIC INTENSIFIES*

    • @skyscall
      @skyscall 5 лет назад +8

      @@burnerheinz actually not really; some old steam cars could only make around 3 horsepower, but they had over 800 lb-ft of torque

    • @KoeingseggCCM
      @KoeingseggCCM 5 лет назад +1

      @@skyscall 8lb-ft of torque*

  • @VauxhaIIOpel
    @VauxhaIIOpel 6 лет назад +241

    1:17
    While we examined the orangutan, the engine trIeD tO mEnD thE dOor

    • @LUNE.44
      @LUNE.44 4 года назад +18

      I keep laughing at this part and I can’t stop thinking about it so I’m like walking round in public and burst out laughing

    • @smatlomgaming7688
      @smatlomgaming7688 4 года назад +2

      VauxhallOpel 69 likes

    • @devvrath123
      @devvrath123 4 года назад +4

      Then an Albanian door arrived

  • @GECKOZFTW
    @GECKOZFTW 6 лет назад +302

    *_"Bentleeyeyeyeyey is running well."_*

  • @cheeky_emz
    @cheeky_emz 6 лет назад +445

    Top gear has stopped working

    • @cncpjett1414
      @cncpjett1414 6 лет назад +19

      Top gear EXE has stopped working

    • @astromotive6047
      @astromotive6047 6 лет назад +11

      Would you like to report a problem?

    • @cncpjett1414
      @cncpjett1414 6 лет назад +7

      Rail Racer yes I can’t watch Jeremy Clarkson go for an unrelaxing cruise

    • @fabiankarlsen3280
      @fabiankarlsen3280 6 лет назад +2

      Top gear.EXE has stopped working

    • @jt-bg6ey
      @jt-bg6ey 5 лет назад +4

      c/system32/topgear.exe is corrupt missing

  • @V742
    @V742 6 лет назад +144

    "I had to mirror and change pitches to get past BBC copyright bots."
    Evidently, you're not shitposting hard enough for their standards.

  • @SpeedComparer
    @SpeedComparer 6 лет назад +161

    the engine tried to mend the door had me in stitches

    • @oskahuxley6322
      @oskahuxley6322 2 года назад

      Likewise. It's one of those things you can't explain.

  • @chrimuh_hy
    @chrimuh_hy 6 лет назад +76

    0:41 When V-Tec Kicks In

  • @coconut5650
    @coconut5650 6 лет назад +234

    How have I only just found top gear ytp videos,these are amazing

  • @kaits203
    @kaits203 6 лет назад +103

    "Disused *SUS* base" I died 😂

    • @ijnisus6273
      @ijnisus6273 3 года назад +3

      that's sus

    • @schkann1384
      @schkann1384 2 года назад +4

      oh god OH FUCK THIS COMMENT IS FROM THE FUTURE

    • @sonyviva308
      @sonyviva308 2 года назад +3

      @@schkann1384 YTP makers already seen this coming

    • @marigoldbells9581
      @marigoldbells9581 Год назад +3

      You need to VENT

  • @bleedinell8405
    @bleedinell8405 6 лет назад +70

    "I want to go and play on a cowock"

    • @GECKOZFTW
      @GECKOZFTW 5 лет назад +7

      *_"Oh no..."_*

    • @rndmzr153
      @rndmzr153 5 лет назад +5

      This is pure Mercedes territory

    • @Zynderion117
      @Zynderion117 2 года назад

      Because that twin-turbocharged v-twin belts out _four_ brake horsepower, and _seven_ torques.

  • @puzzlefischer1205
    @puzzlefischer1205 6 лет назад +187

    Twin V-Twin

  • @GangsterDolphins
    @GangsterDolphins 6 лет назад +103

    I was on life support and intense cheese

  • @SuppleBun
    @SuppleBun Год назад +15

    no matter how low i am in life, these top gear ytp will never fail to make me smile and laugh

  • @bigbadcazz7245
    @bigbadcazz7245 4 года назад +19

    1:56 on life support in intensive *C H E E S E*

  • @DigBipper188
    @DigBipper188 6 лет назад +58

    *I love disused suƨ spaces!!*

  • @RetroPlus
    @RetroPlus 6 лет назад +49

    MY EARS. I turned up the volume at the beginning and my bleeding ears really regret it...

    • @МилошБогосављевић
      @МилошБогосављевић 6 лет назад +2

      Retro Plus me too lol

    • @17Beastmode17
      @17Beastmode17 6 лет назад +6

      Here's some advice. If a video has YTP in the title, expect ear rape

    • @sumairb9978
      @sumairb9978 6 лет назад +2

      @@17Beastmode17 yeah that's good advice. i learned that the hard way unfortunately

    • @michaelohagan6668
      @michaelohagan6668 5 лет назад +1

      @@17Beastmode17 what does YTP stand for?

    • @GECKOZFTW
      @GECKOZFTW 5 лет назад +1

      @@michaelohagan6668 RUclips Poop

  • @DeployTheDRS
    @DeployTheDRS 6 лет назад +94

    You are a god for getting an ad on this haha :D

    • @neomaster341
      @neomaster341  6 лет назад +18

      Not my ads :( The BBC were straight up blocking the video in all countries, but after 5 edits and reuploads I was able to settle for demonetization.

    • @DeployTheDRS
      @DeployTheDRS 6 лет назад +8

      Alex Smith ah yes I know the pain. I edited one of mine and they didn't back down so I just opposed the BBC and said it was fair use because it was an edit so they just decided to let it go. Good job getting this up cos it is great haha :D

    • @neomaster341
      @neomaster341  6 лет назад +8

      Thanks :) Last time I filed a dispute on one of my videos citing fair use the BBC swiftly rejected it, so I just assumed it was pointless. Good to know there's actually a chance of the claims being resolved...

    • @jokumukamikalie
      @jokumukamikalie 5 лет назад +2

      Aren't parodies fair to use?

    • @niksvucans
      @niksvucans 4 года назад

      @@jokumukamikalie they are but its BBC they dont give a damn

  • @MikeHunt-mj5zs
    @MikeHunt-mj5zs 6 лет назад +100

    Amazing content this is why the internet was created

  • @benpaye9364
    @benpaye9364 6 лет назад +253

    Best Top Gear YTP

    • @user-hi4sm3ig5j
      @user-hi4sm3ig5j 6 лет назад +4

      Ben Paye Hammond's Soviet Ambulance says hi.

  • @vaggelisgian
    @vaggelisgian 4 года назад +11

    3:11 A Rolls, a Rolls or a *YUY*

    • @akuaduck
      @akuaduck 3 месяца назад

      Which is a Rolls

  • @alexhamilton3850
    @alexhamilton3850 6 лет назад +11

    Mercedes: 4 brake horse power
    7 Torques
    The RollslloR: 563 gears (Oh that poor clutch)
    The LaaL: Running in the 30’s

  • @televisionandcheese
    @televisionandcheese 6 лет назад +103

    I love how the running in the 90s pans from right to left channel as he drives past.
    It's almost like *someone put real effort into a ytp?????????????????*

    • @subg9165
      @subg9165 5 лет назад +3

      when you only have one working earphone

  • @carlos15carlos9
    @carlos15carlos9 6 лет назад +17

    4:06 to 4:45 IS THIS A CINEMA SCENE

  • @cabbagegrumpy5679
    @cabbagegrumpy5679 6 лет назад +62

    these are all fucking excellent

  • @f1g2
    @f1g2 4 года назад +6

    _OH NONN, OH NONN. THE MULM IS OHVERHEAHTING_

  • @bobsaucepaintsbobross7482
    @bobsaucepaintsbobross7482 6 лет назад +17

    The intro of these top gear ytps are always the best part

  • @lykan801
    @lykan801 6 лет назад +16

    "Can I get a boot in a boot?"

  • @adammidderigh4150
    @adammidderigh4150 4 года назад +6

    1:56 , If I ever have to be on life support, I hope its with intensive cheese.

  • @simontist
    @simontist 4 года назад +4

    "We stopped to let the twin v-twin cool..."

  • @danton8302
    @danton8302 6 лет назад +3

    _"i think he could be a massive idiot"_ - *Richard Hammond*

  • @zanemurcha2675
    @zanemurcha2675 4 года назад +8

    4:10 Wow, who'd a thought that a simple push would turn a Yugo into an Ariel Atom times 10.

  • @HeyySunny
    @HeyySunny 6 лет назад +21

    Top 10 anime betrayal

  • @pieceofpi2660
    @pieceofpi2660 3 года назад +2

    “I was on life support in intensive cheese” - Richard Hammond

  • @ramsaybolton9741
    @ramsaybolton9741 6 лет назад +69

    Sus base

  • @user30017
    @user30017 4 года назад +4

    "I like different types of cheese, I'm thinking about hats"

  • @Korsfestelse
    @Korsfestelse 6 лет назад +12

    Oh my Christ... Those last 70 seconds were utter gold

  • @ExplorationOfAI
    @ExplorationOfAI 5 лет назад +5

    "When a dead body is choosing a new car upmost in his mind will be this: Can i get a boot in the boot?" i died hahaha

  • @milliefreddie1
    @milliefreddie1 4 года назад +9

    When he closes the door it's actually a nice sound it sounds like a drum n bass snare 1:28

  • @josejuarez2583
    @josejuarez2583 4 года назад +4

    I was in life support and intensive cheese

  • @slitheenvsrose123
    @slitheenvsrose123 6 лет назад +9

    these are so good please never stop making them

  • @matthewmyatt2625
    @matthewmyatt2625 4 года назад +2

    I love the way even the bbc logo is backwards

  • @RealPatBateman
    @RealPatBateman 4 года назад +3

    This really cheered me up
    Thank you

  • @Cup_70
    @Cup_70 6 лет назад +10

    This one is 100x more ear rapey than the others.

  • @ethanch3011
    @ethanch3011 6 лет назад +2

    "While we tried to mend the orangutan, the engine tried to mend the doo-oo-oor"

  • @bobbybrian9295
    @bobbybrian9295 5 лет назад +4

    AA arrives
    AA - So what happend
    Me - Running Then Running Stop
    AA - Ah yes i know the problem

  • @cometdude6789
    @cometdude6789 6 лет назад +38

    563 gears

    • @Mgoblagulkablong
      @Mgoblagulkablong 6 лет назад +5

      only average numbeonly average number for a fast and furios car

    • @thejay8963
      @thejay8963 6 лет назад +1

      Or a CVT.

    • @thejay8963
      @thejay8963 6 лет назад +1

      I hate CVTs.

  • @DeployTheDRS
    @DeployTheDRS 6 лет назад +49

    Ohhh yessss....

  • @pumpkin6429
    @pumpkin6429 6 лет назад +3

    Hammond needs to do something about that hair. He looks like John Lennon right before he was murdered.

  • @SB-hq2lm
    @SB-hq2lm 6 лет назад +12

    ''Im a mountain goat... AHHhahAHH''

  • @theepicracer1214
    @theepicracer1214 6 лет назад +6

    You just earned another subscriber, congratulations.

  • @khrhee5
    @khrhee5 6 лет назад +15

    I love how you are not adding or messing up with other ytp sources (or memes) and nailing with just what is in the video. This is what differentiate you from other ytp's.

  • @lolfungreg6964
    @lolfungreg6964 5 лет назад +2

    "I was under life support and intensive ChEeSe, and they weren't monitoring 7 things about me"
    Yeah I'll get a refund

  • @ryanmr1683
    @ryanmr1683 6 лет назад +8

    The twin v twin. Great motor xD

  • @Joemama-ip8di
    @Joemama-ip8di 4 года назад +3

    ah yes 4 bhp and 7 torque, quite a machine indeed.

  • @hawkeyenextgen7117
    @hawkeyenextgen7117 4 года назад +1

    The intro got me good. Where are you Alex old chap?

  • @lostkaiser1995
    @lostkaiser1995 5 лет назад +2

    The Bentley’s 563 gears didn’t help at all it seems

  • @epsteindidntoffhimself5002
    @epsteindidntoffhimself5002 6 лет назад +1

    i never knew a Bentley had so many issues

  • @CountFisco
    @CountFisco 6 лет назад +46

    I love these videos, but some constructive criticism for future is that I generally prefer play-on-word jokes (eg "A donkey gets murdered" in the intro) over the sillier meme effects like distortions etc.
    You can make any combinations with this technique and they can be really funny, surely you can get bits of James May saying "cock" quite easily (and put next to him making a statement in need of a noun) which is a great example of how you could use this.
    I still love all the Eurobeat though :P

  • @kaitan8823
    @kaitan8823 5 лет назад +2

    Yeah, my car has 623 gears... Absolute nightmare when shifting up or down really...

  • @dopplerfox
    @dopplerfox 5 лет назад +5

    3:50 same stats as the Peel P50.

  • @lockout5731
    @lockout5731 5 лет назад

    marshall goes for a unrelaxing cruse and wears underwear and loses a drag race and runs in the 90s

  • @9nineofdiamonds
    @9nineofdiamonds 4 года назад +2

    among the YTP Top Gear intros, this is the best one yet

  • @RedRiley89
    @RedRiley89 5 лет назад +3

    0:13 I had my headphones In full blast.
    Thanks👍🏻

  • @MinecraftPianoPlayz
    @MinecraftPianoPlayz 6 лет назад +4

    Top Gear.exe has stopped working

  • @tiredgiraffe
    @tiredgiraffe 3 года назад +1

    these little tiny patches of land each with little tiny people fArTiNg

  • @Dr.Bennet
    @Dr.Bennet 6 месяцев назад

    The audio mixing at the end there was very good! Nice 😂

  • @TheWhiteGamerWill
    @TheWhiteGamerWill 6 лет назад +14

    563 GEARS XD 3:56

    • @chrimuh_hy
      @chrimuh_hy 6 лет назад +1

      TheWhiteCoreHD To Much Shifting

    • @Mgoblagulkablong
      @Mgoblagulkablong 6 лет назад +3

      only average number for a fast and furios car

  • @levifontaine8186
    @levifontaine8186 4 года назад +3

    Top gear ytp never fails to turn around a bad day

  • @petrygebliebenerschlagerfan67
    @petrygebliebenerschlagerfan67 6 лет назад +18

    Very moist, as always

  • @jakifennfolf5175
    @jakifennfolf5175 3 года назад

    “I was on life support, and intensive cheese, and they weren’t monitoring 7 things about me.”

  • @jewtrim3192
    @jewtrim3192 4 года назад +4

    i died when running in the 90's came on 4:23

  • @TheWanderer1000000
    @TheWanderer1000000 Год назад +4

    2:11 That has to be the funniest YTP edit of all time

  • @kbhasi
    @kbhasi 6 лет назад +38

    4:11 Initial Top-D?

  • @deadgiveaway-z3i
    @deadgiveaway-z3i 6 лет назад +4

    1:02 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY HEADPHONES

  • @notaspy3751
    @notaspy3751 5 месяцев назад

    "The twin-turbocharged V-twin belts out 4 brake horsepower, and 7 torques."
    *BWAAAAAAAAAAAH*

  • @markgrecko9725
    @markgrecko9725 6 лет назад +2

    0:07 Topgear.exe has stopped working

  • @ninjadin777
    @ninjadin777 6 лет назад +7

    He's *THICC* 2:43

  • @eco420
    @eco420 6 лет назад +1

    its just too good to be true mate just keep it up please ! 10/10 content

  • @colinsimpson5764
    @colinsimpson5764 4 года назад +2

    The Twin V-Twin

  • @dimashevchenkoua
    @dimashevchenkoua 5 лет назад +6

    0:46 oh NooN, oh NooN, the MuuM is overheating

  • @sizzlesleep
    @sizzlesleep 4 года назад +1

    I can see he went on an unrelaxing cruise from the picture

  • @lolfungreg6964
    @lolfungreg6964 5 лет назад

    That audio panning at the end was so crucial to making that funny imo. You nailed it.
    Only problem is, I cant show this to my friends irl or somethin like that lol, the random bits of X T R E M E earrape warrant use of headphones, in order to keep all the E P I C gamerniss in.

  • @tiredgiraffe
    @tiredgiraffe 3 года назад +1

    3:36 Oohh...hhoO 😂 the reversed speech gets me every time

  • @mrajms42
    @mrajms42 6 лет назад +12

    How do you get the video effects and love all these vids 😂

  • @user-yn1bd4yf3h
    @user-yn1bd4yf3h 4 года назад +2

    That intro was great

  • @b1zika
    @b1zika 5 лет назад

    This is one of the best top gear ytps ive seen ;d

  • @AeroFix94
    @AeroFix94 6 лет назад +2

    Caught me off guard at 1:14 holy fuck that was hilarious!

  • @CasperWidd
    @CasperWidd 4 года назад +1

    0:41 Nixon is that you

  • @pantageneto
    @pantageneto 6 лет назад

    The muffled eurobeat during the external Yugo cuts is an exquisite detail.

  • @cncpjett1414
    @cncpjett1414 6 лет назад

    That intro got your self a new subscriber NoICe vid

  • @DrJerichoXX
    @DrJerichoXX 6 лет назад

    Your YTP's give me life

  • @slagos_xoxo5797
    @slagos_xoxo5797 5 лет назад +1

    What app did u use for this because this is great

  • @WingedEternitys
    @WingedEternitys 6 лет назад

    “Which is best, a rolls a rolls or a uou a rolls”

  • @cyborgbadger1015
    @cyborgbadger1015 6 лет назад

    this is what happens when you take a perfectly good copy of Top Gear on DVD and transfer it to VHS tape.

  • @AdrianMC2002
    @AdrianMC2002 6 лет назад

    When did you get so much views and subs? This is awesome man

  • @hannahsimpson3208
    @hannahsimpson3208 6 лет назад

    Top Gear EXE. has stopped working

  • @homeschoolhd596
    @homeschoolhd596 4 года назад

    "While we examined the orangutan, the engine, tried to *mend the door"*