wait what, really? cause i ran fast enough during water hazard and actually saw gman cassually walking into the barn and then dissapearing a few seconds later he even fucking stared at me a second before he just vanished
''Ah..." G-Man says, ready to be brought up by his employers. He requests a teleport, hoping they won't tell him he needs to break line of sight, only to be given no response... Where are his employers? Why aren't they talking with him? What is that sound- Oh... Vortigaunts... Knowing he has no way out other than to run, he makes a break for it.
I highly doubt that regular Eli has the strength to pull Gman down from that fence, but this is Fatherly Instinct Eli. His power is at maximum right now.
Eli is using his weight. G-man is incredibly scrawny, so it's no surprise he can't hold onto the fence with Eli holding onto one of his legs. The question is, how was Eli able to keep up?
to be fair the dude's daughter literally just faded from existence suddenly that'd put some get up and go in you too if you were immediately confident in who took them
Funniest part is that Gman could literally just pop away out of existance infront of Eli with his abilities but he just decides to run away full-force.
"Ah..." G-Man says, ready to be brought up by his employers. He requests a teleport, hoping they won't tell him he needs to break line of sight, only to be given no response... Where are his employers? Why aren't they talking with him? What is that sound- Oh... Vortigaunts... Knowing he has no way out other than to run, he makes a break for it.
that'd be really funny if it was the ending of the series, just gman trying to runaway from eli while the ascended vortiguants prevent him from teleporting away
Sure, G-man can transcend space and possibly time to an extent, avoiding the entirety of the combine forces…but can't escape Eli's mad dash. Eli Vance is a true legend
Half-life 3 expectations:The gman is a mysterious recurring character in the series of first-person shooter video games. Described as a "sinister, interdimensional bureaucrat", he is known to display peculiar behavior and capabilities beyond those of normal humans. Half-life 3 reality: g-man gets fucking choke slammed by a disabled old man.
Your dad must be a really cool guy if he was not only willing to but also nailed Eli's voice acting, you can really FEEL the anger/annoyance in his voice and the impression aint half bad either
I love how Dog,, the most physically powerful friendly character in the franchise capable of dunking on Striders and wiping out small armies, just looks on in awe at the fury of a pissed off dad.
Seeing gman laying there in pain feeling his head as he just got slammed into the ground while Eli screams at him to tell him where Alyx is is hilarious
What's worse? Shaggy at 1% of his power.. OR Enraged Eli at 1% of his power? I would say it would be a fair challenge, cause Shaggy is... Well, Shaggy, and you know the saying about family and all that.
Most threatening noise a man can make is a subwoofer noise far louder than it should be from that distance The throat you need to pull that off would give the Dovahkiin a run for their money
Imagine you're just a normal vortegaunt or resistance member and you see eli chasing someone in a fancy suit while screaming "Where'd my daughter you piece of *dog noise*!?!" while Gordon and dog look in the background
It's especially funny when I already know he's a being capable of doing things no other living thing in the Universe can do, yet he can't even climb a fence...
G-man: "perhaps we could arrange a deal Dr Vance?" "Eli Vance: "you've proved yourself a decisive man, so I expect you to have no trouble deciding what to do. Give me my daughter back, or perhaps, you fight a battle you have no chance of winning?"
I really thought this was gonna be a serious animation at first. Then the music kicked in. Also seeing a panicked Gman yeet his case over a fence and try to scale the fence is probably the greatest thing I've seen. The only other time I've seen Gman panicked was the time Benrey appeared in his "dimensional tunnel" (as I call it) during one of the episodes of HLVRAI.
![[SFM] Cooking With G-Man: Headcrab Jambalaya](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/zTMjucCj590/mqdefault.jpg)
![[SFM] Half-Life: HEV Suit](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/9juvgSvCXko/mqdefault.jpg)
i cant get over gman whipping the briefcase over the fence before climbing up
gotta save those secrets
@@thevelocipastor1721 not anymore
i lost my shit from laughing 😄😄🤣🤣
It contains HL3 in it! Gotta keep it safe!
It's like an episode of Cops
"Where's my daughter, you miserable piece of WOOP!"
WOOP!
WOOP!
WOOP!
No.
WOOP!
POV: You're the Gman, and you've just remembered your teleportation powers don't work unless you break line of sight...
wait what, really?
cause i ran fast enough during water hazard and actually saw gman cassually walking into the barn and then dissapearing a few seconds later
he even fucking stared at me a second before he just vanished
@@Ribbons0121R121 alpha move on his part. He wanted you to know.
@@greenbean2222 if you wanna try it just park your boat way behind the barn to the right and get out and sprint for it
then who is the man in the blue suit
Gman is 173
Gman: Perhaps we can arrange a deal?
Eli: Prepare for *unforeseen consequences*
Gman: "ahh, fuck"
Uno reverse card
An interesting euphemism for "Prepare uranus"
Gordon on his head: Well well well, how to turn tables
Eli hit him with the *"It seems like you need to prepare for unforeseen consequences you pale little sh-*
Idk why but Gman tossing his breifcase over and scrambling up the fence will always be what gets me.
I thought he drop his briefcase and run, not throw over the fence
@@The_Panda9 he did throw it over the fence
I like how threatening G-Man is until an actual fight happens and he just fucking books it
@GoTi4No trust me when i say this but, NEVER get in between a father and his child, unless you'r aiming to die.
@GoTi4No should i laugh or feel bad
@@leicesterpoppadom7225 both
@@leicesterpoppadom7225 imo, it's their pfp that makes it funny, it's the actual comment that gets me thinking.
the fact gman tries to run away rather than just teleport is making this billion times funnier
He's so scared and even forgot that he has powers
He can only teleport whe he is not seen
''Ah..." G-Man says, ready to be brought up by his employers. He requests a teleport, hoping they won't tell him he needs to break line of sight, only to be given no response... Where are his employers? Why aren't they talking with him? What is that sound- Oh... Vortigaunts... Knowing he has no way out other than to run, he makes a break for it.
He can't teleport if he's seen
He has an unsee animation in a hl demo (half life day one) where he runs clutching his breifcase in fear if you shoot him
"Voice of Eli: my dad"
We don't deserve him
Woop
He should be chosen as a voice actor in the next game
Woop
Alyx got her Dad to voice himself? Pretty cool!
Your profile picture looks recognisable. What is it of?
I just love seeing Gman, an extradimensional being with power over time and space, trying to climb a fence.
Quite desperately might I add
@@M1Autistic Yeah, and then Eli just pulls him off the fence and onto the pavement with ease
that briefcase contained all the third installments of valves popular games, l4d3, half-life ep3, and portal3 and tf3
@@krunken_isokG-man'
s employed by Valve?!?!!?!??!????
Beautiful
*Once in a Lifetime starts playing*
CorreyLado: How did I get hereeee
@@carlog-kujo3894
Letting the days go by
@@username-yc3bd let the watter hold me down
@@lethaltags5400
letting the days go by
This is now canon.
Every single sfm video of half life is canon
No matter what
Try to prove us, the fine cultured men wrong (ucan't)
@Eric Miret
1. 0:28
2. *Snorts* 0:28
@Eric Miret yes
Better than not getting no Half Life 3 😅😭
What are you Star Wars fans?
POV: You are G-man and you are presented with a battle you have no chance of winning
Yeah, an angry parent is a raw force of nature.
"Perhaps we can arrage a deal Dr. Vance"
Good ending: Save Eli from the Borealis
POV: You are watching G-man presented with a battle he has no chance of winning.
Rather an anticlimax after what he survived, right? XD
I highly doubt that regular Eli has the strength to pull Gman down from that fence, but this is Fatherly Instinct Eli. His power is at maximum right now.
Eli is using his weight. G-man is incredibly scrawny, so it's no surprise he can't hold onto the fence with Eli holding onto one of his legs. The question is, how was Eli able to keep up?
G-man is not one to bodybuild.
You do not fuck with dads, especially not with their daughters. Do that and you better be prepared for unforeseen consequences
@@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436 Sheer determination and rage over his daughter being taken by the G-Man
@@Twiddle_things I like how this implies Fathers don't care about their sons.
Vance in Episode 2: "Honey, could you get me some tea?"
Vance at the end of HLA: "STRAP IN GORDON, TIME TO ICE THIS MAN IN BLACK."
to be fair the dude's daughter literally just faded from existence suddenly that'd put some get up and go in you too if you were immediately confident in who took them
LOL!
Wouldn't it be "STRAP IN GORDON, TIME TO ICE THIS MAN IN BLUE"
@@thenexus8384 his name is g-man because the g stands for government. he's (themed like) a fed, hence man in black
@@VimyGlide he wears blue
The varied expressions on Eli's face in contrast with Gman's is... ON point man
I wish I could mocap facial features... ;-;
If u animated in blender u could c:
Epic Games has revealed some interesting tech that may allow hobbyists at home to do it at low cost
There's Cubic Motion from Epic and DeepMotion
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Presenting: G-man, the almighty manipulator of the universe
getting forced off an fence and beaten to death by an old man
@@pawprint1 an old man who wants to know where his daughter is
@@thenexus8384 and is sick and tiered of the unforeseen consequences.
Funniest part is that Gman could literally just pop away out of existance infront of Eli with his abilities but he just decides to run away full-force.
He knows that no matter where he goes, there's gonna be a very angry Vance waiting for him.
@@ajh3461 The Vance has breached the vale..
pure instinct
@GoTi4No yeye sight
@@ajh3461 He's got that Julius from everybody hates chris energy
"You think I'm playin"
"Rather an anti-climax after what you've put me through." - Gordon Freeman
Imagine he opens his mouth for the first time ever just to say that
@@niikoashl3yyy467 i hope we hear his voice in episode 3 😍😍
If they do this, I will start going to church
I read this in the HECU announcer tone.
This is literally canon
"Ah..." G-Man says, ready to be brought up by his employers. He requests a teleport, hoping they won't tell him he needs to break line of sight, only to be given no response... Where are his employers? Why aren't they talking with him? What is that sound- Oh... Vortigaunts... Knowing he has no way out other than to run, he makes a break for it.
that'd be really funny if it was the ending of the series, just gman trying to runaway from eli while the ascended vortiguants prevent him from teleporting away
But alas, he fails his escape, and is questioned and threatened by Eli.
/teleport
[Requirements not met!]
Sure, G-man can transcend space and possibly time to an extent, avoiding the entirety of the combine forces…but can't escape Eli's mad dash.
Eli Vance is a true legend
Dude at least put "Half-Life 3 spoilers" in the title
Yeah ikr.
Yes
I can’t tell if this is a joke or not
@@phonvong it's obviously a joke....
i hope it actually happens so we can have an end to it.
or just have gman face his consequences.
the clambering over the fence was so fuckin good I love this so much
I know right. I can’t stop replaying that part and watching his hands fumble as he gets pulled down. That’s insane animation.
Gabe: After 9 years of development Hope You Can Love This Ending.
Yeah I think Eli was particularly upset
I love how Eli goes from normal guy to badass old man in one scene
j😎😎👍anbkckwjmjmw
Half-life 3 expectations:The gman is a mysterious recurring character in the series of first-person shooter video games. Described as a "sinister, interdimensional bureaucrat", he is known to display peculiar behavior and capabilities beyond those of normal humans.
Half-life 3 reality: g-man gets fucking choke slammed by a disabled old man.
In reality, G-Man is a little biatch
Eli is not disabled, he just have a handicap.
Your dad must be a really cool guy if he was not only willing to but also nailed Eli's voice acting, you can really FEEL the anger/annoyance in his voice and the impression aint half bad either
This reminds me of how in a HL1 demo in "We got Hostiles" the gman runs away if you try to shoot at him
I'm sure it's been said before but there's just something endlessly amusing about the idea of the G-Man just turning around and booking it.
The G-Man trying to climb over the fence but failing gets new meaning after the most recent episode of Freeman's Mind 2.
The G-Man referring to Dr. Vance ready to tear him limb from limb for kidnapping his daughter as "particularly upset" is side-splittingly funny to me.
Eli vance voice by your dad??
Get that guy an award!!!
WOOOP
his voice fits too perfectly
@@Chick2106 You keep repeating that.
@@brodyking7095 ?
"Hire that man immediately!"
-some gaming CEO
I love how Dog,, the most physically powerful friendly character in the franchise capable of dunking on Striders and wiping out small armies, just looks on in awe at the fury of a pissed off dad.
He's so confused
And so as Gordon
Dog's smart, he knows to stay out of the way of an angry dad
Love the “yup” part terrific voice line from your dad and the end as well terrific video!
"When I get my hands on him"
Gordon: well he did it.
Him yeeting the suitcase is a nice touch.
god that slam into the ground
Yeah, I can almost feel the pain G-Man was experiencing at that very moment, assuming he can feel pain
Can we appreciate Komegatze’s dad voiced Eli? Awesome
Corey's dad?
@@Komegatze I got my SFM creators mixed up - I’m a fool
all your dad said was yep and where's my daughter, and yet he filled the role perfectly
The funniest part was when they cut him off right before he went full sprinting
I love how gman look at his left before running in the same direction, give a more human vibe to the character.
Seeing gman laying there in pain feeling his head as he just got slammed into the ground while Eli screams at him to tell him where Alyx is is hilarious
I love how you can hear the gmans voice stagger like he’s in fear
And the metal leg of eli
0:07 “You have credentials?”
“You have play station plus”
I LOVE how the G-man's head bounces of the concrete when Eli drops him to the floor hahahaha
When you mess with Eli’s family, no other-dimensional power, not even his prosthetic leg will slow him down to catch you.
You can have the power to go to alternate universes and timelines but you still won't escape Eli
When I read this comment I thought of Eli kicking G-man in the balls with his prosthetic leg.
I love that your dad voice acted for this he's great
Imagine if Eli used more than just 000000.1% of his power
G-Man: *must protecc the briefcase first*
Eh, bang reysa
@@Zenlessly *Flashbacks from Half-Life: Day One*
Lol
What's worse?
Shaggy at 1% of his power..
OR
Enraged Eli at 1% of his power?
I would say it would be a fair challenge, cause Shaggy is... Well, Shaggy, and you know the saying about family and all that.
Holy shit the fence climbing is amazing
Most threatening noise a man can make is a subwoofer noise far louder than it should be from that distance
The throat you need to pull that off would give the Dovahkiin a run for their money
Yeah, although that sound is actually being made by Dog _(giant robot in the left foreground at the end)_
Brother your dad is a good voice actor
Song name is Apprehension and Evasion, if anyone is wondering.
“Yup.”
The word of a man with conviction.
When Eli's rambling about wanting his daughter back started I lost it.
Objectively the best part about this is Gordon staring silently at the whole affair
Props to Eli Vance for not blinking so that Gman couldn't teleport
Dude legit just made the intro sequence of HL3, we'll get the game eventuall-
This was genious, made my day.
The SF2M potential rises.
S2FM*
G-man didn't prepare for unforeseen consequences 💀
he didnt forsee the consequences
Imagine you're just a normal vortegaunt or resistance member and you see eli chasing someone in a fancy suit while screaming "Where'd my daughter you piece of *dog noise*!?!" while Gordon and dog look in the background
By far the best 2SFM I've seen
It's especially funny when I already know he's a being capable of doing things no other living thing in the Universe can do, yet he can't even climb a fence...
G-man: "perhaps we could arrange a deal Dr Vance?"
"Eli Vance: "you've proved yourself a decisive man, so I expect you to have no trouble deciding what to do. Give me my daughter back, or perhaps, you fight a battle you have no chance of winning?"
0:35 It is now confirmed that the briefcase G-man carries contains Half Life 3
Considering Gman's apparently capable of altering events in space and time, he could easily send Eli to a previous timeline if he wanted to. lol
I really thought this was gonna be a serious animation at first. Then the music kicked in.
Also seeing a panicked Gman yeet his case over a fence and try to scale the fence is probably the greatest thing I've seen. The only other time I've seen Gman panicked was the time Benrey appeared in his "dimensional tunnel" (as I call it) during one of the episodes of HLVRAI.
G-Man"is able to stop time and screw with continuity"
also G-Man"panics and starts running away"
Just keep starring at him so he can't disappear. Like SCP 173.
"Voice of Eli: My Dad"
I love this.
LMFAO THIS IS NOW CANON
i now need a version of this without any music, it'd just make the whole thing so much more awkward
He fucking threw him to the ground but also I like how he threw his suit case XD
0:23 'you seem.. particularly upset'
'yup" *stares at with malicious intent*
"ah..."
New half life 3 is looking sick, Cant wait
*I Love coming here after 20th year anniversary update!*
This led to the creation of a half-life runner game on Android and iOS, I'm calling it.
0:44
Eli holding crowbar
Gman lying down
I got a flashback of kenny from the walking dead the game season 2
he didn't quite capture the Gmans strange inflections quite right, but the speaking voice is really good, major props :D
This is a work of art
Amazing work Kome
A good ending for this time linexd
The real question is, how’d you let a man without a leg catch you running
You could’ve included the unused voice clip of G-Man saying: “Well.. Shit..”.
I like how he grabbed G-mans leg the same way a bullsquid canonically grabbed his leg
Seeing Eli trying to beat the crap outta G-Man feels really satisfying
Mark Laidlaw: I cannot confirm nor deny
Me when komegatze steals my diet dr kelp
0:41
i like how he immediately pulls gman down and actively insults him saying
“WHERES MY DAUGHTER YOU COUNTRY CLUB GRIM REAPER SH-
I love the little half turn Gman does before making a run for it, it’s such a small detail but very nicely done.
0:36 Gman: Nigerundayo! SMOKEY
It took me a long time to find this video again but I’m glad I found it!
absolutely hilarious tension at the start there
he throwing the briefcase its the best part ahahahah
Props to your dad
there wasn't a corner for him to walk around so he couldn't disappear
For me this the best video you made.
0:39 G-man gets defeated by old man