Warhammer Quest: Silver Tower - Cracking Unboxing
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- Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024
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The Bard returns from his secret pilgrimage and the shadow of his unboxing knife falls over Warhammer Quest: Silver Tower! A flash of the blade and it is done... but what portents does this cardboardy extispicy reveal?
""Enhance your adventure with the Warhammer Quest - My Hero - companion app!""
"No."
Subscribed
Aye.
literally did the same
Yeah same! Won me over right there!
Enhance your adventure with HeroQuest!
Just that deadpan quick-witted response is perfect. Also SUBBED TOO!
"IMP-POSSIBLE. They never made a halfling army."
Gold.
Lynn Lochlynn Could be a Kender Army.
TAG miniatures supply halflings Warhammer style in metal. Can't use then in the local gamesworkshop.
We do not have problem with Kenders!
What's the song after that? I need it!
That got a good laugh out of me.
Would anyone like to see the bits I cut for time? I didn't want too long a video or anything but I did lose some bits I liked.
BardicBroadcasts I'd love to see them :) Can't ever get enough of the content you put out!
A bard video cannot be too long.
BardicBroadcasts anything that lets us look at your lovely face can never be a bad thing.
Yeah man!
More Bard? Heck yes!
My son got his copy of Silver Tower today for completing Summer School...The Bard may have a little something to do with it as this is one of his favorite channels and we watch the GW-related videos over and over again. My son literally mimics The Bard when talking about games.
Keep an eye on that lad... he'll want a lute and a plumed hat before long. I know I do!
I feel like this dude is an actual wizard and he's just spent a thousand years just vibing
He’s a bard bruh
I gotta say, you would be an awesome GM for a D&D campaign.
I would play in one of his games. All though I think everyone would have to play a dwarf barbarian.
I agree he would, I bet he plays
@@willnorman-bargo 000
I feel like he'd either run old school d&d like 1st or 2nd edition (which would be crazy fun) or he'd run Warhammer Fantasy which would probably be even more fun.
@Avery Chance I would sign up for that!
I'll always be thankful to the bard for introducing me to Dragonsbane through that allusion to the rhyme:
Maggots from meat,
Weevils from rye,
Dragons from stars
In an empty sky.
Can we get this guy to voice over and mocap some character in any RPG? Literally any RPG. He’d fit right in.
That's how most NPCs in mediaeval England used to talk and act
THE BEST THING ABOUT BARD'S VIDEOS...IS HIS BEARD!
i read that in his voice lmao
THE BARD-BARIAN
Didnt mention the BroaudSaoud.
Might aswell be called BeardicBroadcasts
BeardBarian!
"You have opened a Games Workshop box. You are likely to be eaten by a sprue."
"That sentence is too long for me to understand. You have been eaten by sprue."
Go west.
I love the look he gives the camera every time it changes scenes. It’s so enduring
"Get the app"
No. *Huge grin*
lol
3:42 literally made me subscribe. Should of been the Hero Quest video, but no it was that part.
Grand! Happy New Year, Mr. Williams.
Same here, lol! "Guidebook, read this first. Nay!" And as my hand hovered over the subscribe button...Enhance your experience with the companion app. No. That clinched it, Lol.
I don’t know the lore, or the game, but The Bard’s attention to the smallest detail makes this so interesting and rewatch able
I have never and likely will never play warhammer, I have no idea what it's about or what the rules are, but I still love these fucking videos because the commentary is just so goddamn interesting. this guy could read aloud a phonebook and have me enthralled. godspeed good sir
I read the books regularly but I would certainly buy an audiobook of the Lord of the Rings if he were it's narrator.
Never stop. You made a video that delivered reasoned, grown up criticism of GW and also was hilarious, great job.
The best thing about the bard is his voice, ahah The best thing about the bard is his beard.Did you the know the best thing about the bard is his humour. Now he best thing, the very best thing about the bard is the bard-barian. look at its bardy bardness
...Now that the peasantry have gone, the best thing about the Bard is the dwarf statues. True aficionados of the Bard choose the nine dwarf statues, each dwarfier than the last!
The best thing about The Bard is his intros. Just look at the perfection in comedic timing interlaced with hard truths about the world in which we live. Wonderful.
SYNTHS!! I hope his beautiful big beard is real
The best thing about the Bard is Bard!!!
RUclips at it's best.
3 yearslater and i'm still looking at the muscularity!
the only unboxings I care enough to watch.
A high compliment! Happy New Year to you, Alex!
Maggots from meat, weevils from rye, dragons from stars in an empty sky. Righteous
To those who disliked this video, I don't understand you and I don't want to.
They are elven gentlemen who got confused with witch elves
exactly
It's simple.
They were good all along just misconstrued.
I get so happy when I see an upload from the Bard.
My favorite art critic has returned!
Bard you need more videos!!! you have a huge potential! even videos of you reviewing a bag of chips are welcome!!!!
I think my favourite thing about The Bard, aside from his glorious beard and healthy love of shorter races, is how easily he conveys proper excitement. You can really feel the happiness and excitement he gets from this stuff, and that makes it all so much more genuine and pleasant to watch. Keep up the good work, man.
The witch elf book sneaking up on him was an inspired touch.
Bard is simply too great to describe how great he actually is. The adjectives are way too juicy and prosperous for us mortals to comprehend and realise. The path of his explanations are far beyond our understandings. There is no person in our domain that could possibly describe Bard's greatness. Simply speaking... The Bard is OP!
"They just don't have it in them, anymore." - summing up GW's post-reboot period in a nutshell
No Hero Quest furniture/10
this piece of crap is NOT a boardgame at all..it's an entry level to their super expensive Warhammer..that's why im downvoting this
@@asdrubael1985
It is a board game, actually, and nothing says you need to play their tabletop miniatures game either. Plus, if you don't like the game, then why downvote this video? It's not like this video is sponsored by it, or even like the guy thinks it's perfect by any means. He's reviewing the game but he is independent from it.
@@Alittlefruitgoesalongway he is spectacular..i didn't downvote his video..i was sayin about that bs from gw.have a nice day
This guy.... this guy might be the only unboxing channel i can watch... probs dude, you are legit funny... too bad your uploads are so infrequent... makes them all the better i guess.
Your videos make me so happy :P Keep em up man.
2:07 the greatest and from now on the only facial expression I shall ever have when bubble wrap is revealed before me
Dear Master Bard, will you not let us gather by the fire and tell us of the days of yore as you unbox the real Warhammer Quest for us?
Yes, this!
Pleeeeeeeeeeease!
Still mad I sold mine senior year of high school.
11:20 - Best thing about that art is what the daemons are holding - Fateweaver has two dice, the Gaunt Summoner is checking the rulebook, the moon-faced dude is writing on his character sheet and the Lord of Change is just pondering what his new pawn will do.
As soon as I realised they were the players, the whole thing became more than a little bit more awesome :D Best artwork for any game. Ever :D
So it has come to pass the dwarfs have descended upon blizzard, and left nothing but ash.
A drawing to win the army of your dreams.
Impossible, they never made a halfling army. *Halfling music sounds*
That "file photo" at 1:25 -- Just. The. Best.
I like to think the Bard talks like this 100% of the time and not just in his videos.
This ceaseless, and senseless, glorification of Deathstalker has earned you an entry in MY book of grudges. Ya goon.
Curse you, Lion!
"Skelly-a-tor, I am sorry! Also, I was e-vil all along!"
Dear Sir, would you please review, unbox and rebox everything? Like truly... Everything in this world.
You, sir, are a treat to watch. I haven't been into RPG or Table Tops since the '80s, but watching your vids is still delightful and brings back some fun memories.
I now have a second favorite video after the HeroQuest video. Great work!
Hahah that Neutral Lyn joke at the end is amazing. Well played sir.
That is a FUCKING-A Skeletor impression.
I often come back and rewatch your videos when im playing single player games. theres something about the way you dribble on that I can tune out and then its perfect background noise, and when I tune back in (like during load times) i am instantly entertained.
I fucking love you, man.
Hey. Excellent video. Liked it a lot. I also play similar games and like them. Yours seems a little bit different though. Anyways, keep it up. Thanks a lot!
4 Years ago you were here. Damn...
Your delivery is flawless I don't know if you write the script and memorize or this is all off the cuff but holy shit. Amazing. I really wish there were more videos on your channel.
GOOD GOD I NEED MORE. MAKE MORE CONTENT, GLORIOUS BEARDED BARDIC GOD
Alright guv, just finishing up a project as we speak.
Give me a couple of days.
Hmm. I wasn't going to make a video on it... do you think it would be interesting enough?
Aye! And then some. Hearing you opinion after a redoubling of their efforts would be quite illuminating!
Sir, you could do a cracking unboxing of a toaster and it would be entertaining for us.
This dudes voice is incredible. I would vote for him, just to hear him narrate world events in the most dramatic way imaginable.
This guy sounds like how wearing a wizard shirt feels
I watched you 2 years ago. Lost channel and kept thinking of it. Just found again. Outstanding
him swinging around that beady little knife made me uncomfortable as fuck
I don’t know a single thing about role playing or table-top games, never played one in my life, but I’ve been watching you all day. Great content.
Thank you!
3:41 absolutely killed me
Just when I was starting to get withdrawals from a severe lack of ''Cracking Unboxings"... the Bard returns to feed my addiction.
Thank you, sir.
"Selective vision when it comes to elves."
You sir are a gift to us all. I always love seeing your cracking reviews!
You seem to be missing Advanced HeroQuest! I feel like we should crowdfund to get you a copy or something.
And _Mighty Heroes_, the simplified version of the advanced version of _HeroQuest_!
Infinite procedural generated dungeon... which expands off the table or is way too complicated!
Actually if you follow the rules it scrolls like a zx spectrum dungeon crawl, you never place anything the heroes can't see.
Great to see the Bard return. Nothing more refreshing than seeing a talented artist create something of high quality for the sake of the thing itself. Loved that exaggerated depth on the opening shot.
I played a game of "Who Do You Recommend Subscribing To" with Quinton Reviews and some other people, and your channel was one of my 3 of-the-top-of-the-head choices. Please don't fuck this up for me Dwarflord
Hail, Mr. City! Thank you! I shan't spoil anything for you that it is within my power to soil, but I will remind you that you are responsible for your own choices.
That said, what are the rules to this game of yours and can I play too?
BardicBroadcasts critical fail - I blew it 🥃 I'm dead!
What are you on about?
BardicBroadcasts I apologize for the second incomprehensible message. I drank an irresponsible amount whisky.
"Although that might have to do with my selective vision when it comes to Elves..."
This had me in stitches
This is intensely valuable work.
Agreed to tile complaints.. Original hero quest board was complete work of art by itself.
i could listen you whole day :D
I don't play board games nor do i understand most of what he is talking about but his raw charisma and eccentrics draw me back for more episodes of something i don't understand. Good on you man.
Another cracking Cracking Unboxing! Thanks again for these!
Such excellent content, I just keep rewatching nyour videos every few months
Bard if you reviewed sponges id still watch your videos, You have a Charisma that most men desire!
We need another "Cracking Unboxing!" No one can hold a candle to the Bard when it comes to a game unboxing! Thank you, Sir! I hope you do one soon. Your views on the Artwork, rules and the flavour of the games is second to none. Thank you!
BardicBroadcasts And the Gods have smiled on this poor soul! The Bard will be returning! Best news I heard all day. Honestly, I love your videos. You do the best reviews/unboxing on RUclips. Can’t wait. Wishing all the best! Cheers!🍺
i saw your video and clicked it for some reason. not interested in this kind of stuff, but man you are quite the character. seriously enjoyed watching this video, keep up the great work. kept me interested the whole time.
Thank you :)
The David Bellamy of fantasy board games on his epic quest for a standard halfling army.
I love these videos. Keep'em coming Bard!
I don't like unboxings and i never heared of these games, but his videos are just so fantastic, i can't stop watching!
Fantastic as ever, Bard!
The best thing about cracking unboxings is new cracking unboxings
I just discovered your channel looking up LLR Heroquest CrapShot videos and what I've seen is gold and I don't even like unboxing vids. Great stuff, I hope you continue. Also is there a full song of the Halfling Army?
Hail! There is indeed a full song: ruclips.net/video/4tx5LLz9Oj8/видео.html
BardicBroadcasts thank you sir, you are a bard and a gentleman.
I know nothing about Warhammer and yet I'm 10,000% sold on the greatness of halflings.
A fine addition to your works Master Bard! Are you excited for the new season of Blood Bowl?
New blood bowl? I know nothing of this. That said I have been disregarding much in recent times.
Aye ! The website just went live looks interesting for sure, colored sprues and snap together pieces no less! www.bloodbowl.com/
ebisumaru77 Heeey, its not Age of SIgmarized! I am interested.
Indeed! I only hope the price point is fair, being that they are the snap together models and all. Also love how the bases have a hole for the ball to be set in, makes for much less chaos on the pitch.
I have to say if you are talking about a topic I have very little interest in, but yet it's so entertaining I sit and watch it all means you are doing a fantastic job.
bard I have recently discovered thee. You are my new favourite dwarf. subcribed!!
Hail! I appreciate that very much. I should have a new video out in a few days!
@@BardicBroadcasts I second his statement fine sir!
“And reveal mysteries unknown...” man the bard has got a direct line to my humour
holy shit the details you find.. I dont even.. You noticed a mistake on a die in the rulebook, wtf! xD
You've gotta keep an eye on those Games Workshop types.
BArd, I flinch every time you gesture animatedly with yon wee unboxing knife. Nice Deathstalker reference
Omg..you should do audiobooks or sth. This voice is amazing (the rest is too, of course)
Bardic Broadcasts is the Avatar of Classic Warhammer. When I read old 90’s White Dwarf articles, I read it in his voice.
Best Channel on RUclips.
Oh my, just getting a slight glimpse at the old 'Eavy Metal logo brought back a lot of nostalgic memories for me!
I want to know what the song is you used for the Halfings
Ari Thoma Halfling army on chickens riding into battle
Ari Thoma It’s “The Work of the Weavers” song from the Ren and Stimpy episode’A Hard Days Luck’
The best thing about the bard's videos... is the bard. Not a single sprue in sight.
Can you make more videos please. I really enjoy your content even when I’m not into the subject matter, your performance makes it very watchable.
Of course! I have one on the go even now.
BardicBroadcasts
Yes! I, and all the Beards in my Hold, await thy words of wisdom! Ale shall be drunk, Songs shall be sung, and any who gainsay your wisdom shall have a double entry recorded against them recorded in the Book of Grudges!
Well the statues might not get there, but looks like the total collapse could be on it's way.
Will the newly released "Shadows Over Hammerhal" be next? I really, really hope so!
I dunno man. I'm not sure I want it.
Hecking hells, I must have watched this video at least 20 times in the past few years, and i've only JUST spotted the elven lady on the cover.
Evasive are the fey maids...
Greetings Bard! Wanted let you know that I have it on good authority (cough me cough) that Metzen has retired from Blizzard. I pray to the gods that this dashing of your hopes and dreams of receiving Blizzard dwarves will not cause an end to your channel due to the inevitable ensuing depression. The loss of that beard would be a blow to us all, in the gaming community.
Hah! A true dwarf receives full satisfaction at the fulfilment of a grudge - and retirement is certainly not sufficient means to get out of one! Metzen will make reparations or it will fall on his descendants. Perhaps his professional ones!
Ok. I give. What does Chris "owe" you? I'll see what I can do. ;)
I (and by extension the rest of the dwarfs) hold him responsible for the lack of a lovely dwarf statue issued by Blizzard Collectables, as outlined in my Tracer statue unboxing.
Why Metzen you might ask? Well, he was the only member of Blizzard whose name I knew for sure and thus the weight of grudging fell upon his shoulders.
That said, it seems a new Blizzard name has fallen into my lap...
Mister Bard! Great video as always.
Perhaps it's not up your street but GW has been announcing that they're re-introducing a new system of 'on demand'.
All their old, OOP minis will be back on sale, and when GW gets enough orders of one mini, they'll do a cast and ship it off, thus making a profitable cast for them, and the glorious old minis for us.
Not only this but Plastic Sisters of battle have been 'confirmed' by them! What a time to be alive!
I don't get the Metzen references. Is it because he left Blizzard? What's the link with Warhammer?
Mike van Veen he said if they didn't send him a dwarf statue then Blizzard would go in his book of grudges
In fairness, all they had to do was make one.
Let it be known that retiring does not get you out of a grudge!
Would a Torbjörn statue count?
Wrong company, so probably not!
What a cracking unboxing! Surely the greatest display of display-ment in all the realms!
Didn't realize just how much I was missing Bard in m day.
I still don't see the elf thing that was pointed out as being basically invisible.
She's above the barbarian's left hand.
Bard, I don't even play table top anymore but I will always watch your videos because just your voice can put me in a good mood.