The Church Of What's Happening Now
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- Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024
- Brendan Schaub, former UFC fighter, cohost of "The Fighter and the Kid," podcast and host of the "Big Brown Breakdown" podcast," joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt live in studio.
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Recorded live on 05/17/2017.
Brendan was the kid in elementary school who would pull his pants all the way down at the urinal.
Luke Lol! Don't hate, he just wanted to feel a breeze on his nuts while he let it go.
Luke i hated those fukn kids. that's great
Hahaha every school had that kid too!!!
Lol that was me. I'd also stand back as far as I could to see if I could make it. We'd have competitions.
Hahaha i remember that kid
guest: hey joey do you like chicken?
joey: .......well you know back in 82' in boulder on 89th street I was locked up and worked in the kitchen.
1990sodapop lol
u sir can have my like 4 that
Brendan the type of nigga to tell his boys its poker night and bring out the twister mat
Fuck man, That's a good one lmao
the type of dude to serve finger foods in a pink apron
Brendan is the type a nigga that tells your girl she to good for you and deserves better
Brendan is the type a guy that fucks your girl and then you tell him your sorry
he the type of guy that goes to Mcdonald's and orders a cheeseburger no cheese like nigga just ask for a hamburger
Brendan is the type of guy that Fans his face when he is hot.
you know its over when joey diaz pops a pill without hesitation that he just found in his wallet from 1988.
Joey "When I got arrested in boulder" Diaz
hahahahahahaha
Joey "Lemme Tell Ya Something Joe Rogan" Diaz
Joey "Something changed about cocaine in 1987" Diaz
lol every podcast is just Joey Diaz explaining to the guest a different version of getting arrested LOL
Joey "when we filmed the longest yard" Diaz
Lmfao!
The Church is legendary. Long live Uncle Joey and Lee Syatt
Lee swat
Yes.
I blame it on the Koalas.
Brendan definitely closes the fridge door with his hip
Brendan the type of guy to tell his homies they're going out for drinks and pull up to a winery for wine tasting.
Lmao
Ahahhahaaa
Damn 🤣 . I bet $$$ he beats you up in a fight though.
Lol
Nope that’s more Bryan callen
Brendan the type of guy to disagree with what he just said
ConnorWoodier i think you'd be surprised
Yes ask Joe !
Brendan the type of guy to offer to spot you in the squat rack
Brendan the type of nigga that curls in the squat rack
Steven Steve Steven deep under hook style
Even when your just warming up on the bar
Brendan the type of nigga to enjoy his creepy uncles extra long hug
Brendan the type of guy to look at his nails with his palms facing down.
Francisco Santiago 😂😂😂😂😂 Fuck!!!
Francisco Santiago lmao this is the best one
Francisco Santiago only thing that made me laugh today thank you !
Francisco Santiago best one
Haha
gotta admit these brendan jokes are crackin.
Joe Colombo Brendan is funny, people don’t recognize
@@shaokhan4421 He was talking about the jokes people are making at Brendan's expense in the comments
@@shaokhan4421 That you Brendan? Lol
Name me one
Said no one
Joey Diaz is the type of guy to address you by your first and last name, and it effectively draws you into what he proceeds to say, thereafter.
😂😂😂
Thanks for being a tremendous uncle, Joey
SONG at the Start = Timex Social Club - "Rumours".......... Enjoy People! :)
Full Life Freedom this needs more thumbs up.
Thanks brother!
thanks
Youre a true king, Thank you brotha
Full Life Freedom also sung by mike Marshall. Bay Area legend. The guy who sung the hook on Luniz - I got five on it
Was looking for this, thanks man
Brendan the type of guy to practice Jiu Jitsu on a pillow
Hahaha that one was good
Oh you talkin bout the Schaub shutdown?
Brendan ,the type of guy that combs and braids his wife's hair ...
Daniel cee ...... bitches love that shit bro
Thats a way to get her between your legs, so she feels the corn on the cob on her back jack!
@@samwoods3430 your comment on this is definitely underrated 😂
@@samwoods3430 and once the braids are done it’s time to for her to swallow the sword of death
Brendan is the type of guy to purchase a Victoria's secret gift card for himself.
Brendan the type of nigga to send his boys pics of his outfit in the dressing room
Nastyboyken it's good to have opinions
Brendon is the type of guy to sit on his daddy's lap as an adult.
28:54 I hate when joey does that - i be driving and i think my phone is messed up and i just as im going to check it he starts talking again.
While Joey talks Shaub is off camera throwing in random words to make himself relevant to every story. Dude got more adlibs than the Migos.
Pharcyde59 lol word
Pharcyde59 I'm not mad at that
"Yeah" "Damn" "shit" "okay"
Most underrated comment in the section.
Pharcyde59, you are a hater, if you described anyone it's Lee to a fucking T momo.
Brendan the type of guy that gets a "contact high" awww
Luke once we blew smoke in the face of a friend's sleeping brother he woke up and freaked, saying guys it's not funny I feel weird and cried. there you go random Internet commenter my life's story. your welcome
Luke first time I was ever around pot growing up I thought I got contact high. Then I smoked it later on and found out what was up lol
Lol I get exactly what your saying but contact high is 100% real lol I've seen some people get high af just chilling where my friends and were seshing years ago and that shit was wild and funny but also kinda sketchy cause they didn't want to be high so they started getting paranoid asf
joey tweeted me about boulder! i sent him a picture of CU class of 2017 at Folsom Field...
love ya joey!
"Ga Ga dooshhh!!!"
- I trained with that guy
Brendan the type of nigga to sing along at a Beyonce concert
Brendan "Gadoosh , My Mount Rushmore , for sure , you'd be suprised , 100% , home boy" Schaub
lol sharks most definitely do not shit through their skin
matt m haha they shit through their cloaca 😂
Brendan the type of guy to read the comment section and then cry himself to sleep every night cause he agrees 100%
joey the only guy to keep schaub quiet when hes speaking
Brendan's the type of nigga to insist on re rolling another persons blunt after it un rolls halfway through
Brendans the type of guy to let another guy talk him into retirement
DE E Powerful observation
Damn, right to the heart.
Haha yeah that was a little harsh. But funny, he's not the most sympathetic guy this Brendan
Yea dont take any mma advice from someone who has seen well over 1000 fights lol wtf do u know about fighting dude... O ya absolutley nothing lmao relax yourself dude 😂😂😂
that one was Hardcore.. !! yeah baby
If your swimming and it smells like shit a sharks nearby.. invaluable church knowledge lol
Matt Moncada when i smell shit, i climb on a rock. Haha damn im doing the same from now on.
OP m b m ilx
before I even watch this is want to say how thankful I am for this
How long before someone uploads a portion of this podcast to their own MMA channel?
"Joey Diaz on commitment"
Nia Brandon Schaub Waxes Poetic on Destiny
Timmy Marley "joey diaz on his time in bowlder "
Michael Jemal what the fuck are you trying to say?
Timmy Marley that's a good idea thanks
Uncle Joey and The Flying Jew brought in Brendan "GADOOOSH" Schaub.
Also ever since Joey started eating edibles again he's been getting ripped towards the end of the podcasts lol I love it.
28:54 The noise gate is strong, consider easing it off a little, sounds like the audio/video has stopped.
Brendan "Joe Rogan saw right through me" Schaub in the house
Brendan literally just said he was born and meant to be in show business...
Jordan Hall he kinda was... You think he was born to be a fighter?
Cody 'No Glove No Love' Garbrandt I think you'd be surprised
Ya'll Finished Or Ya'll Done? I think you'd be suprised, I think he'd fuck up a few top tens. I really do
When Joey asked him when he started liking comedy .. his response “oh Shiit! When I grew up......” says it all.. I think it’s funny how awkward he got then he said Jim Carrey was his hero growing up lol
"Photogenic memory"
lol
Brendan the type of nigga to call a radio show for a chance to win Lady Gaga tickets.
My boy lee getting down in the begging. The whole crew was though
Someone make the Lee's sounds compilation video please
Branden is the type of guy who inhales after Joeys makes those old man noises.
Brendan the type of nigga who interrupts the pastor's eulogy at a funeral
I love Joey Diaz but what the fuck is NatureBox thinking sponsoring this guy lmao. remind me of Mike Epps on next Friday explaining the next big Twinkie "it's a bad ma fuca"
Brendan the type of nigga to make small talk with the pizza delivery man
Where are "Brendan is the type of guy to" people? 😁
chazz lawrence don't bring mother bitch
Brendan's the type of guy to pull out and cum in his own face!
matthew pahl If he's banging a chick, then it's not gay.
Brendan is the type of guy that stands with his hands on his hips.
Can someone explain why these "Brendans the type of..." jokes started?
GREAT PODCAST! Joey and brenden have a good chemistry in my opnion.
wat was that song at the start? I know i know it I just can't remember
Rumors... Hope you remembered in the last 3 years lol
Hello, Mr.Provolone... 😂
PyRoTECniQues
one of the greatest moments in this shows history
Brendan the type of guy who does pilates to detox
lmao lee says god damn it when Brendan said cohala bears have chlamydia lol. The way he said damn it sounded like he fucked a cohola bear lol.
Jason Twist good for u grammar nazi.
No. It's. Pronounced Ko- Ah- La. Like how it is written.
Bruhhh this nigga said cohola, Im 💀💀💀
Samuel its a Hawaiian ko ha la bear. u never heard of that lol?
Stainless Fishing lol right on guy. good for you lol.
*JOEY PLEASE DO NOT EVER DRINK ANYTHING CLOSE TO THE MIC EVER AGAIN HOLY SHIT THAT'S BRUTAL*
I came to see how Lee and Joey were holding up this episode after watching that pre church periscope. They went DEEP
Joey looking a bit younger or is it just me?
It's the hair
Hulk Hogan did he really die that shit?
John Wincoffel that’s that just for men homie
The hair dye is tremendous
Joey is the best podcaster. Joe Rogan did a good job introducing him to this.
"photogenic memory"
1 hour into this and is the best "Church" I've seen in quite sometime.
Somebody needs to make a movie about Joey's life and all the stories, a netflix series on it would be tremendous!
The drink of water he takes at the end is like a sound effect you could sell lol
Brendan the type of guy to drop his pants all the way down to use the urinal
wats the song at the beginning?
Timex Social Club - Rumours.......... Enjoy! :)
Kind of a shame it's always about the host, not the guest.
I feel like Shaub is a closeted Italian
1:00:05 oh shit Uncle Joey was locked up with Andy Dufresne
don't worry about the wildlife in Australia if you don't bite it it won't bite you. It's a classic Australian joke to tell tourists about the wildlife the only rule you have to follow is if a Australian is doing it you'll be fine.
whats the song at the start?????
If brendan was the fire fighter sent to rescue me on 911 I'd still jump out the window
Shaub didn't interrupt Joey Diaz. No one interrupts Joey Diaz. :)
RUclips commenters are the type of people that talk shit in the comment section but in real life you wouldn't hear a peep out of them
much like yourself probably lol
CaptainCranch 👎
Boss 11 Oh come on lighten up a bit, this is possibly the funniest comment section I've ever read.
Boss 11 these are funny but they are a rip off of people getting on Drake. check out the ghost face killa review of drakes Take care album. it's the beginning of the "(blanks the type of nigga to...")
Metal Faced Gamer oh i did not know that not a big rap fan
nice episode joey has so many stories!!
What's going on in this comment section? Coordinated like Nazis.
How Joey remembers all the storys and in detail as well no to mention his delivery
Brilliant
Brendan is the type of guy that loiters in high drug areas to get frisked by the cops.
brendan bombs on a regular basis ask al madrigal
chris dias uh ask a shit comedian if someone else bombs? Aye might as well ask the b-12 bomber himself I guess. Al fucking sucks!
Brindon the type of nigga to wake you up from your sleep with mouth to mouth first aid claiming to blacked out...
"the big brown" is the type of guy that real name is Brendan
Best podcast/talkshow ever!!
Brendon’s the type of guy who sits down in the bathtub while the showers running
Bruh what does that even mean lmao that sounds like something Theo would say hahaha
Brendan Schaub , the type of nigga that sells Avon and hosts a Tupperware party
THAT "OH SHIT! " CAN START ANY PARTY LMAO. DAMM AND UNCLE JOEY PLAYING RUMORS!
All I do is listen to podcasts while I work.
Why the sound is fucked up for 5 min into the show. Its like that on all episodes.
What was the song played in the beginning?
Timex Social Club - Rumours.......... Enjoy! :)
Brendan the type of guy to need a spot on the smith machine
Joey "back on 49th street there use to be this pimp I bought rock off of" Diaz
Joey sportin' the Grecian formula back then in '17. Looks better now with the grey.
What’s the song at the beginning
Brendan type of dude that peels a banana with his mouth.
Brendan the type dude that asks for two sugar squares for his chi tea latte
Brendan the type of guy to smoke a cig with a cig all the way down in between his fingers
Hes just warming up his hands 😄
Compilation with stars of death: ruclips.net/video/m7P5-AzbadU/видео.html
Lmaooo the differences between the comments on this video and the Big Brown Breakdown videos are tremendous 😂😂😂
That opening song = Legit
What’s the name of it
Brendan is the guy who wrote down names on whiteboard in class for somebody talking when the teacher is away
You the man joey, Brendan and lee!
RIP TO THE CHURCH ✊🏿