Rock Climbers are Mean - Dynology
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- Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024
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Meat Grinder by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio
Clouds by Joakim Karud / joakimkarud
Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma
#climbing #bouldering #memes #funny #climbingstuff
“Mag juice my juice out with my Magbo grippers”, you need to copyright that, pure gold.
Looks like our boy's been dipping into Magnus's special 'caffeine'
His “redbulls”
The pilot out of the window accident is real. The guy actually lived. It was caused by wrong sized bolts on the window panel. A flight attendant held the pilot's legs while the first officer landed the plane. It's an incredible story. Check out BA5390 flight.
I thought this was gonna be some kind of bait.
That's a very strong flight attendant
There is film of them after landing getting him back into the aircraft.
3:38 "when I was in font"
most casual flex of all time
Some day 😢
The beard, the hair, he’s turning into emil
4:15 This dude does UK Ninja Warrior and was also in the video with Storror on the same bridge! So he's no rookie!
Magnus did pretty much the same thing on a different bridge, in his video with Storror. Seems to be a recurring theme
20:55 "Gyms don't ever set above V9"... Meanwhile, V12 in my gym: ୧༼ಠ_ಠ༽୨
same here. We got a range, STARTING at V12.
V2 in my gym
@@colosseer4184 is it really anything like an actual V12? My gyms last color is 7a/V6 and up, and I feel like they seldom set anything harder than 7B/V8
@@cedricrust9953A setter once told me that if you want to set anything above V9 you just take the worst holds you got, put them in a roof and if you can hold onto it likely isn't hard enough to be above V9.
@@cedricrust9953 From what I can tell, they probably are. The second hardest color is V9 and upwards and those are already significantly harder than a lot of Kilter V9's.
I didn't realize you were this hilarious. Subbed.
“Grandpas been climbed on before” HELP MY EARS NEED BLEACH 😭
i am now forever disturbed by that thumbnail
5:52 LMAO I was not expecting that, I almost spilled my coffee
Your jimmy barnes clip after the nebraska joke is climbing stuff GOLD!
@2:20 why does it suddenly look normal when you Photoshop his face onto it? 😂
Dethklok Tee slaps hard man
I know the premise of the video is tongue in cheek, but I DO feel obligated to relay my experience as someone relatively new to climbing (I started 3 years ago). Climbers are genuinely mean.
I first noticed when my wife and I went to be spectators at a bouldering competition at our local gym. We hadn’t been there long before I walked to another part of the gym and witnessed some of the women talking about my wife (who is NOT someone who gets very dolled up or wears very much makeup at all). They were saying things about how she must not be a very good climber because she “put on a face” and was wearing a brand that they didn’t recognize (her leggings were from costco). Apparently, having mascara and not owning the entire Patagonia fall line meant that she couldn’t possibly be a very good climber.
Another time I read a post and subsequent comments on r/climbing on Reddit where climbers were openly talking about luring people they disagreed with politically to gyms where they could offer to belay the activists and then drop them. When I pointed out that climbing is built on trust and that we shouldn’t be purposely hurting ANYONE no matter how much we disagreed with them, I got downvoted so often that I couldn’t even post or comment in the subreddit anymore.
There have been some incredible and wonderful people literally everywhere I go climbing. But I find more see-righteous pseudo-moralist weirdos than I ever came across in powerlifting and strongman.
9:20 DUDE that's my gym lol, I recognized that problem immediately
Right? Bout to go there right now lol!
Literally did this problem on Friday. The pink horizontal dyno was more fun
8:20 got it, I will never drink water when I go to the gym again to increase performance
8:36 "He's smearing in socks?" uhm... what are you lookin at. Great climb tho, prodigy.
Illinois land use: 10% Chicago metro area, 90% corn.
hell yea to the osrs clip and the guess the grade segment always a classic
My mannnn, just what I needed today while I enjoy my food!
0:30 Magnus projecting that v11 and v12 in his gym is my favorite video of his ever.
Love these edtis, always nice to hear you speak!
From my own experience (I'm 2.05m/6'9'') size can be both an advantage and a disadvantage in rock climbing. Depending on how the route is set. Seeing that I'm very much a beginner climber though, for me it usually is an advantage because the routes I can do usually have enough holds that a person of any size could do them. I just skip a few.
That guy on the plane livee but he was unconscious
11:32 I see you sending the Sigma Sigma Commons route, truly a man of culture
The climbing boots has made my day
i have never laughed so hard at a video than i did with this one
lmao, Imagine if BigTonkaT1 started climbing, V11 in 9 months
The intro was gold.
LMAOOOO holy fuck man the neck part killed me "well lets be real that necks longer"
4:51 this is too true 😂climbing alone requires a special kind of bravery 😅
To explain: that black 6c/V5 boulder is in my home gym in Berlin. The grading here is much harder imho than for example in the US…in the US that would be probably V6-7ish…
Berta Block representing!
I agree! I couldn't do this one when I visited for the Berta Block Masters last month, but V5 in other gyms are usually quite doable for me.
14:45 weird seeing your home gym.. pretty sure that's Nottingham Climbing Centre 😁 nice send
16:30 I've done that dyno, definitely the hardest 7a Dyno I've ever done 😅
There's a Discord server for climbing and it's gotta be one of the most toxic places I've seen.
Do you have an invite?
Hey that outdoor dyno is the hourglass in Leavenworth did it last year. Super cool problem the tried that dyno close to 30 times
9:22 That dyno is set in my gym and its the only v5-v7 that I've been able to do. Helps that I'm 6'4 lol
14:20 "this is clearly, looks like it's on a sport wall".. no draws and down climb jugs? Damn those ohio sport walls must be spicy 😂🔥
Good vid 😂😂.
Not just online. Seems many gyms have cliques and are unfriendly to new people.
10/10 best video topic
9:37 The tall beta for this climb is to not put your left foot up. The way he's doing it is much harder for tall people 😂
It'd be a cool video if you can convince your local routesetter to set some boulder problems and have you play guess the grade irl.
My gym actually does this, they don't grade alot of the new routes until it's been up for a few days. Its cool cuz ive done some stuff that i wouldn't have tried before.
Play Hozier's Take Me to Church every time someone fails a dyno.
my homies get really embarrased when i start buildering in between bars. i wear approach shoes when i go out now
"i climb onto my family members" ☠️
Time for climbing stuff!!!!!
i can relate to the drinking and climb everything XD i fucked my foot up so bad mantling my fireplace
The bridge dyno/lache is a storror spot. You'd love those boys.
Boulder at 14:06 is at the same gym as Magnus’s Sydney video. Rated a V6/7 if i remember correctly. Also a dyno!
Yeah, it's Waterloo 9 Degrees bouldering gym - not a lead wall as he said lol XD
Probably from Nebraska *plays clip of an Australian singer* 😆
Bro looks like Batman from Batman begins 💀
my favorit dino is a pterodactil
Greece added one work day but they pay the same like when they paid 5 days per week
It always counts
On the outside one i think the perspective is throwing you off. That block is pretty much horizontal and the floor he's standing on is vert/slab.
The area is kind of soft though, and the fridge compression problem a little to the right is much better.
Can you do a followup video on the people qualified for the Olympics?
4:15 that spot is in a video of Storror
Did you film a video in Font besides the emil collab?
Climbing Stuff handles balls better than ANYONE!!
I once drank too much water and tore my ankle ligaments👍
Thank you our lord for another great video :)
Will you do Olympic recaps btw?
man my gym rates dynos way to high were all static slab fucks here and tend to under rate slab. I need more dynos in my life
That thumbnail woman is the 1# tourist attraction in Myanmar. I also have a selfie with her. 😂😅
It’s not docking, it’s sounding
I would like to apologise to the church for not posting the grade!
You gotta check out Blade and Sorcery VR for your next climbing game vid. It's great!
can you do a review of crystal inferno? The lead actress is a ''rockclimber'' in that film and that is an important factor in the movie
It'a called sounding
So will there ever be a video from the trip to France?
Do you climb blocgarden in Columbus ever??
Just feeding the algorithm for my Ohio friend
Where has this channel been on my life? Subscribe
Yo as a fellow Ohioan I too resent the Paul Brothers. Im up in cleveland but moving to cbus any good gyms down there?
r/ClimbingCircleJerk
14:25 that's sounding, docking is pp in pp
unfortunately I can attest to this definition
Ofc you live in Ohio
imagine living in ohio
Are you from Ohio? Yikes. My US colleagues from Pennsylvania despise Ohio. Yikes ( /s, cba, I'm from Europe. I was told that climbers are mean on the internet. Doing my part)
I'm TheGr8Gumby! And I got nothin but love for my long boys, but sometimes watching you oversized freaks of nature gingerly reach over to something I'm flying through the fucking air like a Kamakazi warrior just to catch challenges my sanity.🤣
Yo you should play valley peaks
you should see how much hate free solo videos get.
2:31
cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks
VB in my gym
@17:28 rock climber makes video on mean rock climbers on the internet where said rock climber is mean on the internet
I just finished my top rope safety course, not very encouraging title :(
@climbing stuff cool shirtless vid what does your tattoo over your heart say?
It's giving pewdiepie vibes, but still something unique.
Please keep doing your other videos but maybe release a reddit video out here and there. I really liked it. Just don't want you to turn into a reaction only channel.
most rock climbers I know are French. Coincidence? I think not.
Been to Ohio once to watch UT and Vince Young stomp Ohio State. We went to see a couple baseball games in Cleveland and Cincinnati afterwards. People threw shit at us for wearing UT gear at the Indians game, but Cincinnati was a chill town. From my experience of three Ohio cities, I can confidently say that Ohio is hot garbage, except for Cincinnati. Proabably because it is impossible to spell and all the AH can’t find it on the map. ruclips.net/video/xGYGNo_Cuog/видео.html
Don’t act like you don’t know what docking is
Broooo how does your mic sound better than mine we have the same mic. tell me your secret
he speaks in higher quality
@@throwawaypt2throwawaypt2-xp8nx 😭
Woah … someone married you? 😅
unfortunately
NV
gg
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He already has a wife 😩 unfollow
imagine he has to re upload again cuz people can't handle humor
What got taken down?
@@elmperson his last vid was apparently too much for his audience, luckily I watched the original one
@throwawaypt2throwawaypt2-xp8nx can you summarize what was too much? I too saw the original before the re-upload but didn't notice anything that would warrant an edit
@@kevincordada4449 u r exactly right, there was nothing that warranted an edit, but welcome to the new age. one of the quotes that really sent people off the edge was "turns out he wasn't autistic, he was just Australian" wich is actually super funny but what do I know I guess
@throwawaypt2throwawaypt2 Don’t be a knob. He took it down because of some inadvertent racism on his part. A bunch of commenters told him why what he said was racist, and then he took the video down. Very few people sent any hate his way, and the autistic thing got, like, a couple of mentions (it really wasn’t the issue). You’ll notice that it hasn’t affected his subscriber count or the number of comments he’s getting on this video. You’re just trying to stir up some trouble because you miss the rush you got from the discussion under the last video. Simmer down.
sometimes your thumbnails are too dumb to not watch the video!
waste of time