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  • @jorbgotribs1233
    @jorbgotribs1233 4 года назад +5566

    Best compilation ever

    • @MonstroVids
      @MonstroVids  4 года назад +40

      Thanks for the love dawg :)

    • @unclesniffer7166
      @unclesniffer7166 4 года назад +1

      bro i need that clip!!!

    • @palomatelles
      @palomatelles 4 года назад +3

      666 likes i will not like this comment in respect to this

    • @soren5043
      @soren5043 4 года назад +2

      I’m your 900th like you’re welcome! 😊

    • @katbrando9035
      @katbrando9035 4 года назад +8

      best profile picture ever

  • @okayhaley2886
    @okayhaley2886 4 года назад +4369

    “You guys are still using iPhones?”
    *ZOOMS IN INTENSELY*
    “Pathetic” I can’t even 😂😂

    • @kjc570
      @kjc570 4 года назад +69

      Okay Haley *CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK*

    • @urmotherdotgov_6502
      @urmotherdotgov_6502 4 года назад +4

      lol 😂

    • @ThatWolficorn
      @ThatWolficorn 4 года назад +6

      I just got to that part as a read it XD

    • @uraloser23
      @uraloser23 4 года назад +3

      That was one of my favorite ones

    • @catman6552
      @catman6552 4 года назад +1

      _Intensely_

  • @fijierin
    @fijierin 4 года назад +6666

    Tornado:
    Tik Tok Guy: BRO WE IN A TORNADO

    • @WhatTheFlexx
      @WhatTheFlexx 4 года назад +13

      Except in tornados it’s silent

    • @ajwest5569
      @ajwest5569 4 года назад +22

      Tornado: whoosh

    • @mai1449
      @mai1449 4 года назад +15

      Welcome to the midwest

    • @Rivalyr
      @Rivalyr 4 года назад +2

      LMFAO.

    • @Rivalyr
      @Rivalyr 4 года назад +1

      @@mai1449 welcome to *U S A* 🇺🇸

  • @FBI-xh4rr
    @FBI-xh4rr 4 года назад +6029

    You said you wouldn’t tell anyone about us watching these.

    • @MonstroVids
      @MonstroVids  4 года назад +410

      *Monstro has left the chat

    • @deotten2
      @deotten2 4 года назад +95

      Underrated string of comments

    • @okok-fl5zi
      @okok-fl5zi 4 года назад +68

      I love how the FBI would be the one to have a video about fight spinners iui

    • @DJET723
      @DJET723 4 года назад +46

      *I TRUSTED YOU*

    • @gwet7849
      @gwet7849 4 года назад +34

      ooooo your in trouble
      - Thomas Sanders

  • @dylanstasko1059
    @dylanstasko1059 4 года назад +3972

    Why is no one talking about the raccoon

  • @halomenagerie7682
    @halomenagerie7682 4 года назад +4104

    some people laugh like boiling teapots

    • @michaelbyrnes803
      @michaelbyrnes803 4 года назад +41

      1:23

    • @zoegribben2952
      @zoegribben2952 4 года назад +26

      That’s me!! I wheeze like a kettle and all my friends hate me but u kno...

    • @dog5221
      @dog5221 4 года назад +19

      @@zoegribben2952 good friends toss you some tea bags when you laugh like the waters done boiling 👌👌👌 l

    • @dianatrash2924
      @dianatrash2924 4 года назад +5

      Omg I read this comment as I was watching the clip perfect timing😂

    • @teddiebear834
      @teddiebear834 4 года назад +1

      M e

  • @brandonandlexi
    @brandonandlexi 4 года назад +4969

    “And then I realized that my mayonnaise is floating” s e n t me

    • @missmasquerade228
      @missmasquerade228 4 года назад +16

      r/brandnewsentence

    • @everose4886
      @everose4886 4 года назад +6

      thank you for commenting the punchline. thank you thank you thank

    • @aprilinaugust99
      @aprilinaugust99 4 года назад +22

      I let out the UGLIEST laugh when that part came up

    • @phagtasticc792
      @phagtasticc792 4 года назад +1

      Twins lol

    • @brandonandlexi
      @brandonandlexi 4 года назад +1

      TrannySaurusRex yasss ❤️❤️❤️

  • @justuser3951
    @justuser3951 4 года назад +801

    "Its not washing off"
    * *his joker smile and dying inside eyes* *

  • @someoneyouknow491
    @someoneyouknow491 4 года назад +404

    7:30 when the red line touches the right bottom edge of the tik tok screen is satisfying.

  • @theatricsunflowerxxx2726
    @theatricsunflowerxxx2726 4 года назад +4996

    I want to know the rest of the context of the guy who kisses boys in the locker room

    • @Sukey1907
      @Sukey1907 4 года назад +369

      Katie Blaise omg me too.. I’m so here for that particular tea 😂

    • @golfshores97
      @golfshores97 4 года назад +324

      So pretty confident it's fake

    • @byaradpolaroid
      @byaradpolaroid 4 года назад +280

      she said in another video that it was a joke xd

    • @royaldiadem324
      @royaldiadem324 4 года назад +16

      Me too

    • @bunniipoppp
      @bunniipoppp 4 года назад +226

      Homies gotta kiss homies

  • @fable_facio04
    @fable_facio04 4 года назад +1664

    “Stop putting garbage in there” “it’s my garbage can” 😆😆 nooooo lmao I laugh way too hard at that

  • @moistwrmonastring1017
    @moistwrmonastring1017 4 года назад +268

    “Kish me fat boi”
    - The greatest Pennywise ever

  • @applebite57_37
    @applebite57_37 4 года назад +146

    1:05 , “WE IN A TORNADO”

  • @BEN-vl2vb
    @BEN-vl2vb 4 года назад +2134

    Yo the lauGH ON THE GOOSE LADY ONE ACTUALLY SENT MEEEEEE

    • @katiebechtel2108
      @katiebechtel2108 4 года назад +3

      BEN 11 YES SAMEE

    • @grizzlixx
      @grizzlixx 4 года назад +21

      when your tea is done

    • @gnatlan
      @gnatlan 4 года назад +5

      IT WAS ONE LONG ASS HIGH PITCHED SQUEAL BRO IM GONEEEEE

    • @dakota3543
      @dakota3543 4 года назад +2

      MOOOM!!! THE WATERS BOILING!!!

    • @anisseezra68
      @anisseezra68 4 года назад

      DEADASS THO-

  • @ashleyrioscaballero5381
    @ashleyrioscaballero5381 4 года назад +904

    4:15 “ it’s my f*cking garbage can “ new quote in 2019

  • @TA-ls5nr
    @TA-ls5nr 4 года назад +270

    “IS THAT A EMOO? ARE THERE EMOOS IN THIS STATE?” LMAO that way he pronounced Emu 😂

    • @sarochiel
      @sarochiel 4 года назад +1

      Every time people pronounce it that way it kills me.

    • @lucifersmother
      @lucifersmother 3 года назад +1

      I don't get it....that's the way it's pronounced...

    • @TA-ls5nr
      @TA-ls5nr 3 года назад

      Kelli B normally in Australia it’s pronounced “Ee-mew” not “Ee-moo” 😊

    • @lucifersmother
      @lucifersmother 3 года назад

      @@TA-ls5nr lol thats not how it's pronounced in America

  • @user-nk3gq6pb6q
    @user-nk3gq6pb6q 4 года назад +1187

    BRUHHH THE INDIAN MUSIC SENT ME BROOO THAT MY JAM INDIANS UNITE

    • @Sarah-bc5wc
      @Sarah-bc5wc 4 года назад +6

      vera 748 whats the name of that song thooooo

    • @hanatorres8377
      @hanatorres8377 4 года назад +2

      vera 748 this iiss what i was looking for😂😂😂

    • @hanatorres8377
      @hanatorres8377 4 года назад

      Sarah it sounds like rangreli idk..they sound the same

    • @n1amh_mog
      @n1amh_mog 4 года назад +7

      4:32

    • @user-nk3gq6pb6q
      @user-nk3gq6pb6q 4 года назад +8

      Sarah I honestly don’t know the name but I remember the beat and sound

  • @kspoopsss
    @kspoopsss 4 года назад +489

    What boy doesn't kiss boys in the locker room? That's just called bromance, duh

  • @c0ttagec0revibes86
    @c0ttagec0revibes86 4 года назад +740

    what most people think girls do in the bathroom : **talk about drama and guys**
    what girls actually do in the bathroom : 4:59

    • @liv1251
      @liv1251 4 года назад +18

      danny bro that was my tik tok i’m so proud i’ve made it

    • @TheCarolinewalsh
      @TheCarolinewalsh 4 года назад +1

      @@liv1251 sure ya did

    • @liv1251
      @liv1251 4 года назад +1

      caroline o leary my tik tok is olivia.sester lmao go check it out

    • @aidanhorn8119
      @aidanhorn8119 4 года назад

      danny only thing that girls do now is vspe

    • @rayhammcqueen1370
      @rayhammcqueen1370 4 года назад +1

      Y i feel attacked lmao

  • @overseasonedlamb5604
    @overseasonedlamb5604 4 года назад +398

    9:16
    You have discovered the “endangered” most annoying bird in Florida
    The red sandhill crane

    • @brirader3621
      @brirader3621 4 года назад +13

      Thank you! I was looking for this comment!

    • @Pippin2luv
      @Pippin2luv 4 года назад +21

      There’s a family that lives in my neighborhood and they are the most fearless birds. They constantly walk across the street or stand right next to the busy roads.

    • @diabetes1685
      @diabetes1685 4 года назад +1

      @@Pippin2luv csra cara a

  • @aaron_hanna1013
    @aaron_hanna1013 4 года назад +51

    4:31 my mans is actually pretty good at singing

  • @jaredkrause3332
    @jaredkrause3332 4 года назад +248

    "Lindsay is dead" has the same energy as "then perish"

    • @patrikkralik3610
      @patrikkralik3610 4 года назад

      Who is she saying tho? XD And whats on her face? :D

    • @nice-ne4io
      @nice-ne4io 4 года назад +1

      Patrik Králík mayonnaise

    • @patrikkralik3610
      @patrikkralik3610 4 года назад

      @@nice-ne4io Thanks, and what is she saying exactly? 😅

    • @candypopdrop
      @candypopdrop 2 года назад

      @@patrikkralik3610 she went to put the Mayo up and slammed it down but the lid wasn’t fully on so it got all over her

  • @amaramation
    @amaramation 4 года назад +320

    the mayonnaise water one actually killed me i’m crying

  • @warewolf1master
    @warewolf1master 4 года назад +1589

    "Im not gay..JuST CaUSe i KiSSeD a DuDe oNe TiMe"

    • @user-jp5zj7hk6m
      @user-jp5zj7hk6m 4 года назад +54

      thats what my ex said and he was like "iT wAs JuSt A gAmE, SpIn ThE bOtTlE IsNt GaY iT sHoUlD Be EqUaL fOr EvErYoNe"

    • @strawberrykisses4585
      @strawberrykisses4585 4 года назад +103

      KravenEquestrian i mean he’s not wrong

    • @user-jp5zj7hk6m
      @user-jp5zj7hk6m 4 года назад +8

      @@strawberrykisses4585 i dont know any guy that would willingly do that. yes us girls may think yasss bitch equality, but psychologically a straight boy would die inside

    • @oywiththepoodlesalready1790
      @oywiththepoodlesalready1790 4 года назад +55

      KravenEquestrian what? If you were playing spin the bottle then I’m not surprised ur ex kissed the guy and I don’t really get ur second comment

    • @desalex4683
      @desalex4683 4 года назад +17

      KravenEquestrian guys can question too?

  • @alana-lz1lt
    @alana-lz1lt 4 года назад +60

    “Stop putting trash in here”
    “I T S M Y F U C K I N G G A R B A G E C-“

  • @shigarakitomura9191
    @shigarakitomura9191 4 года назад +388

    Me: *lights a candle because it's dark outside*
    Everyone else at the firework store:

  • @bingolingfucker1720
    @bingolingfucker1720 4 года назад +155

    3:20 mom mode on

  • @fresterface7883
    @fresterface7883 4 года назад +130

    8:24 The dude in the red looked like he relates to everything he is saying 😂

  • @lilunicorn3413
    @lilunicorn3413 4 года назад +32

    4:33
    the blue hoodie guy singing indian is personally my favorite 😂

    • @oc3607
      @oc3607 4 года назад

      Do you know the name of that song?

    • @lilunicorn3413
      @lilunicorn3413 4 года назад +1

      @@oc3607 Panjabi MC - Mundian to bach ke

    • @oc3607
      @oc3607 4 года назад +1

      @@lilunicorn3413 omg thank you sooo much

    • @anviparkar1682
      @anviparkar1682 4 года назад +3

      My man Indian is not a language

  • @Ernani1972
    @Ernani1972 4 года назад +355

    4:32 The best video on tik tok ever

    • @BookOfFaustus
      @BookOfFaustus 4 года назад +1

      What song is that!@?

    • @jeromej1234
      @jeromej1234 4 года назад +11

      John Dee Is Me Mundian to Bach Ke

    • @BookOfFaustus
      @BookOfFaustus 4 года назад +2

      @@jeromej1234 Thanks!

    • @jas0503
      @jas0503 4 года назад +13

      I was literally looking for this comment. As an Indian I honestly say A+. The pronunciation, the speed, the accuracy. Kinda triggered but its still good. 😂

    • @saumyaamavi3225
      @saumyaamavi3225 4 года назад

      I was not expecting the pronounciation to be correct too😂😂😂😂

  • @LeonnPont
    @LeonnPont 4 года назад +165

    1:14 peace was never an option

  • @mynameisnotthathardtospell8199
    @mynameisnotthathardtospell8199 4 года назад +242

    3:11 how I feel about *myself* every morning
    And 4:25 the *pure TERROR* in his eyes was beautiful

    • @kathrynholt5182
      @kathrynholt5182 4 года назад +2

      My Name Is Not That Hard To Spell he sounds like negan when he goes goddamn 3:11

    • @huhoka.y3163
      @huhoka.y3163 4 года назад +1

      Lmaooo

  • @albertomedina6299
    @albertomedina6299 4 года назад +70

    1:17 um Ma'am your kettle is boiling.

  • @lilybecker6361
    @lilybecker6361 4 года назад +89

    6:45.... I can't stop replaying this...

  • @zazaenjoyer-uk7ci
    @zazaenjoyer-uk7ci 4 года назад +357

    04:29 you can see the regret

    • @kaisa8846
      @kaisa8846 4 года назад +5

      oh hi

    • @zazaenjoyer-uk7ci
      @zazaenjoyer-uk7ci 4 года назад +4

      kaisa hello fellow cliquediquer

    • @kaisa8846
      @kaisa8846 4 года назад +5

      @@zazaenjoyer-uk7ci that's- wow

    • @janessamarie6310
      @janessamarie6310 4 года назад +4

      OMG TWENTY ONE PILOTS!!! I don’t know you but I love you

    • @zazaenjoyer-uk7ci
      @zazaenjoyer-uk7ci 4 года назад +1

      LivingLifeAsJanessa * HELLO I LOVE YOU TOO

  • @em-cj2zw
    @em-cj2zw 4 года назад +88

    mayonnaise: you’ll float too

    • @Peeplii
      @Peeplii 4 года назад +2

      I'm just here to say
      I love Simon Snow

    • @em-cj2zw
      @em-cj2zw 4 года назад +1

      @@Peeplii hell yeah Simon Snow ftw

  • @ilovedeftones07
    @ilovedeftones07 4 года назад +47

    "Kiss me fat boi" will be my senior quote

  • @milanmumm6440
    @milanmumm6440 4 года назад +216

    Ok but why is he going outside during a tornado and acting like it's some kinda rollercoaster

    • @breeze-bites
      @breeze-bites 4 года назад +16

      Milan Mumm Hes probably from the area known as tornado ally, which is near the center of the US, where tornados are really freaking common. Just for reference, the town I’m from we had 3 tornadoes in the span of a week. So I bet he’s just like everyone else and is done with Mother Natures shit

    • @eternapesadilla2355
      @eternapesadilla2355 4 года назад

      Because *HE IS AWESOME*

    • @Molly-ew7sy
      @Molly-ew7sy 4 года назад

      It's a Midwest/tornado ally thing. It's the most interesting thing that happens around here.

    • @urdadscooking
      @urdadscooking 3 года назад

      When you live smack dab in the center of tornado ally you will discover no one give a right hands shit about tornadoes.

  • @danee8266
    @danee8266 4 года назад +178

    lmao the tornado one killed me

  • @Excelarose
    @Excelarose 4 года назад +64

    3:10 I swear I could smell the morning breath through the screen. 😂

  • @putinvladimir8189
    @putinvladimir8189 4 года назад +69

    4:32 As an indian I can confirm that that is accurate as hell

    • @afuturehobo
      @afuturehobo 4 года назад +1

      Is there a song name or was it just improvised?

    • @Pearch
      @Pearch 4 года назад

      song?

    • @putinvladimir8189
      @putinvladimir8189 4 года назад +2

      @Amina Sloth girl no one just leaves their poop hanging 😂
      Even the poor ones carry a bottle or a pot filled with water while they go to defecate. I appreciate you defending indians. But god people like the one who commented make me sick.

    • @shikhakapoor4666
      @shikhakapoor4666 3 года назад

      @@afuturehobo mundian to bach ke

    • @shikhakapoor4666
      @shikhakapoor4666 3 года назад

      @@Pearch mundian to bach ke

  • @cricketrager87
    @cricketrager87 4 года назад +115

    3:20 is my favorite thing I've seen in my entire life

    • @ciruja-chan
      @ciruja-chan 4 года назад +1

      I cant hear sht what is he saying??

    • @cricketrager87
      @cricketrager87 4 года назад +13

      @@ciruja-chan "If it breaks, one more time- DONT! Shut your mouth. If it breaks while I'm sleeping, I will grab you by the neck and shove you down the shower drain. I'm gonna take my shower now."

    • @ciruja-chan
      @ciruja-chan 4 года назад +6

      @@cricketrager87 JSJJSJSJS poetic, i love it

  • @fitsumg
    @fitsumg 4 года назад +50

    4:22 he’s in total defeat so all he can do is smile at his pain😂

  • @Faebug
    @Faebug 4 года назад +36

    2:51 I LOVE THIS LMAOO

  • @vaggelisgalanis6279
    @vaggelisgalanis6279 4 года назад +56

    1:19 when there is a fire and the alarm goes off

  • @zachplayz3609
    @zachplayz3609 4 года назад +20

    4:43 he’s going to have a bruise the size of his head. My friend was hit with a ball on the fly and fell just like this dude

  • @ERROR-ct1ih
    @ERROR-ct1ih 4 года назад +37

    8:34 what did he say?? “What kinda weed was I smoking??” Oh Lord Jesus

  • @nucleartemptations3044
    @nucleartemptations3044 4 года назад +34

    3:20 why nobody talking about this one? I love it so much

  • @charleemi
    @charleemi 4 года назад +106

    He's a bisexual, Jessica

    • @i.suk.6146
      @i.suk.6146 4 года назад +16

      @@atelupte6495 That was clearly a joke lmao.

    • @strawberrykisses4585
      @strawberrykisses4585 4 года назад +1

      atelupte. well someone got cheated on by bi guy, huh?

  • @gaspshichat
    @gaspshichat 4 года назад +77

    Guy: If people don't have feet, do they wear shoes?
    Girl: No
    Guy: Then why are you wearing a bra?
    Girl: I'm not

  • @astyrblu9533
    @astyrblu9533 4 года назад +21

    10:55 "so I don't love you?" "Probably not if you kiss boys in the locker room"
    Yes, I'd like to tell you about a cool thing called Bisexuality

    • @aerka0s760
      @aerka0s760 4 года назад +9

      I'd like to tell you about a cool thing called fidelity in a love relationship.
      Sure he can like/love girls and boys, but if you aren't in an open relationship or something like that, and you kiss someone else (not in game or whatever kind of stuff but this is another debate) than your partner, you are basically cheating on him/her.

    • @hannavignolo6454
      @hannavignolo6454 4 года назад

      bi people are the best

  • @anacosman397
    @anacosman397 4 года назад +29

    4:23 I- this describes every life choice I've made...

  • @d8188
    @d8188 4 года назад +161

    2:50 i didn’t realise that was a filter..

    • @wiredcity5617
      @wiredcity5617 4 года назад +21

      Daisy Driver I was worried it wouldn’t be a filter.

    • @gsl94
      @gsl94 4 года назад +3

      I can't stop rewatching this but I can't find it on tik tok

  • @ilovehaseul5010
    @ilovehaseul5010 4 года назад +49

    "My squigga"

  • @jomurph5185
    @jomurph5185 4 года назад +66

    No one
    Absolutely no one
    Not even a single soul
    Teapots: 1:16

  • @Mariepheebs
    @Mariepheebs 4 года назад +30

    “Skye tell the truth”
    *Changes pitch* “qua qua”

  • @jbird5066
    @jbird5066 4 года назад +33

    4:32 is the best vid

  • @trippykate8898
    @trippykate8898 4 года назад +16

    0:50. WE SHOULD NOT WANT A PET RACCOON BUT WE WANT ONE NOW

  • @rheahall4435
    @rheahall4435 4 года назад +15

    4:31 I just wanna know how he did that so perfect like 👀

  • @private3389
    @private3389 4 года назад +21

    1:19 I want to write something cool about this laugh but I'm not creative so just appreciate this laugh

  • @flabbergastedlolli7195
    @flabbergastedlolli7195 4 года назад +36

    9:20 Sir, those are herrings. They are very...populated in Florida and just love to stand in the middle of the road for hours (bonus, they’re illegal to feed and kill/run over). Just a perk of living in the country of Florida Men.

    • @ellah4693
      @ellah4693 4 года назад +1

      Yeah there ain't Emu's in that country!

    • @loveluna6640
      @loveluna6640 4 года назад

      I live in Florida and I literally see at least one every day.... sometimes in my front yard 😂😂

    • @abrianabradley5459
      @abrianabradley5459 4 года назад +3

      Um excuse you Flabbergasted Lolli they are sandhill cranes. Apologize now

    • @flabbergastedlolli7195
      @flabbergastedlolli7195 4 года назад

      Abriana Bradley who the hell changed their name to sand hill cranes?!

    • @KirbyMArt
      @KirbyMArt 4 года назад

      haha yeah sandhill crane

  • @alyssa_faith
    @alyssa_faith 4 года назад +65

    7:36 I can confirm I do pee out my butt all day.
    - a girl

    • @margo587
      @margo587 4 года назад +2

      Well I don't but pee gets on my butt LMAO

    • @aljuria3452
      @aljuria3452 4 года назад

      @@margo587 because you're a boy

    • @aljuria3452
      @aljuria3452 4 года назад

      @@margo587 wait......

  • @tessisdrawing
    @tessisdrawing 4 года назад +24

    0:30 are we off-roading on my ass LMAO that should not have made me laugh so much

  • @tristanhawkins5873
    @tristanhawkins5873 4 года назад +6

    6:10 the clicking killed me 🤣🤣

  • @yourbasicwitch4495
    @yourbasicwitch4495 4 года назад +18

    6:39 ended me 😂😂

    • @louisebrownie9160
      @louisebrownie9160 4 года назад

      Your Basic Witch it’s 1:13am and I’m trying so hard not to wake everyone up😂

  • @CCDYL
    @CCDYL 4 года назад +23

    1:52 that dude looks like bonnie from toy story

  • @aritsu543
    @aritsu543 4 года назад +11

    Idk why I died when he said “my mayonnaise is floating”

  • @Dragoniaclaw
    @Dragoniaclaw 4 года назад +7

    7:17
    *SALMONELLA HERE I COME*

  • @lydialyle3155
    @lydialyle3155 4 года назад +45

    IM SORRY 9:34 freaked me out my name is Lydia and I was that girl who would do that...

  • @wiredcity5617
    @wiredcity5617 4 года назад +86

    2:23 Can someone explain pls? I feel like it’s supposed to be a dirty joke about something but I don’t know what and I’m curious and bored.

    • @callmecoco9199
      @callmecoco9199 4 года назад +23

      I'm not an innocent minded person but I don't have a clue what the fuck that is

    • @aemeliaprice9677
      @aemeliaprice9677 4 года назад +10

      I think it’s some type of sex wear

    • @wiredcity5617
      @wiredcity5617 4 года назад

      Coco Pops same tho

    • @wiredcity5617
      @wiredcity5617 4 года назад +13

      Darrick Sp40 if it’s for a sex it must be for orgies or something because those are WAY too many holes

    • @aemeliaprice9677
      @aemeliaprice9677 4 года назад +1

      WiredCity517 maybe 😂 I have no idea

  • @iceyizzy1234
    @iceyizzy1234 4 года назад +15

    Him: you don’t need a fork to open the water bottle... all you need to do is unscrew the cap.
    Me: as if that would work!!!

  • @Nyjahl__
    @Nyjahl__ 4 года назад +17

    Nobody:
    Literally no one:
    Mom: Honey coffees ready
    1:19

  • @fijierin
    @fijierin 4 года назад +83

    I rarely ever comment on anything BUT THE TORNADO VINE IS THE BEST

    • @Max-by1oo
      @Max-by1oo 4 года назад +12

      This is tiktok

  • @starry4139
    @starry4139 4 года назад +6

    "BRUH THATS A SQUIGGA!!"
    I'm crying-
    😂😂😂😂

  • @Moomoo-
    @Moomoo- 4 года назад +7

    1:17 when you hold the handbrake on a turn

  • @ashleyperez3703
    @ashleyperez3703 4 года назад +11

    “OH NO RYAN!” 😂😂😂😂
    Edit: 4:46

  • @fijierin
    @fijierin 4 года назад +23

    THE GUY WHO ATE THE YOLKKKK

  • @thatonegirl3391
    @thatonegirl3391 4 года назад +10

    9:24 his voice reminds me of Tallest Purple from Invader Zim.

  • @phoenixwing5133
    @phoenixwing5133 4 года назад +1

    3:20 That passive aggressiveness was great 👌

  • @gabrielamaldonado3950
    @gabrielamaldonado3950 4 года назад +3

    3:00 "¡Hola Soy Dora!
    Hola I'm dead!😂

  • @ourworldlover7750
    @ourworldlover7750 4 года назад +10

    2:50 i can't

  • @justmusicdude1120
    @justmusicdude1120 4 года назад +4

    6:20 can we talk about how perfect that floor looks

  • @noth3x787
    @noth3x787 4 года назад +2

    1:17 the tea is done

  • @carolin7337
    @carolin7337 4 года назад +5

    3:31 would have been so much funnier if it actually broke😂

  • @emily10swan
    @emily10swan 4 года назад +11

    8:00 this was literally me in the hospital while they were trying to put my sling on. I was just laughing and quoting vines

  • @SpecialInterestShow
    @SpecialInterestShow 4 года назад +8

    2:34 has me dying

  • @brodiebeats9111
    @brodiebeats9111 4 года назад +3

    4:32 every time I watch it it makes me happy.

  • @stara6662
    @stara6662 4 года назад +4

    9:42 no!

  • @zombiestriker5793
    @zombiestriker5793 4 года назад +5

    No one:
    The tea pot I left on: 1:20

  • @_nehalennia
    @_nehalennia 4 года назад +3

    1:13 that's the longest damn wheeze I've ever heard

  • @Emily-nz4wm
    @Emily-nz4wm 4 года назад +2

    When she fell down the stairs, I couldn't breathe as I was laughing so hard

  • @katlincorrier2898
    @katlincorrier2898 4 года назад +6

    1:05 is a must

  • @SimplyLotus2319
    @SimplyLotus2319 4 года назад +3

    "Stop putting garbage in here." "Its my focking garbage can."

  • @Pandica04
    @Pandica04 4 года назад +1

    1:20 the water when its done boiling

  • @birdiehicks3925
    @birdiehicks3925 4 года назад +2

    1:35 why does he lowkey sound fire tho?

  • @metamain4-youtube233
    @metamain4-youtube233 4 года назад +10

    I was literally in the bathroom using the same brand of tp while the tp video was on 😂😂

  • @buzz7811
    @buzz7811 4 года назад +3

    9:23 sir, those are Sandhills, and yeah they belong in Jurassic park. That’s why they’re in Florida

  • @rhyaloveaux
    @rhyaloveaux 4 года назад +5

    “Oh no Ryan”
    😂😂

  • @KraniumZzZz
    @KraniumZzZz 4 года назад +1

    The dude in the hospital bed, HIGH AF, got me dead

  • @augustushuyler4258
    @augustushuyler4258 4 года назад +5

    “Is that a goose on stilts “