Selling Jackson's kidneys was quite the profit. Selling him to Dark as a test subject to test the effects of an anomalous entity on people missing organs was a windfall. Busting their latest auction with the tracker I shoved up Jackson's ass? Priceless~
@@Jack-o-smasher “Of course you don’t, we have to tell the interns constantly not to fraternize the anomalies and now we got an anomaly trying to do it too!” -Dr.K. Aarons
"Rye. Dont you dare pay for that stupid drawing, Rye." -Dr. Shades (Also uhh quick question!! Are u okay with Dr. Shades referring to Dr. Ryans as "Rye" cuz if not ill stop ^^)
“You know I think that person is under my command…Jenkins give me the files of my subordinates I need to look up some people who may get demoted or promoted” -Dr. Prince
“Good job” *hand is on bros shoulder* “But that’s my job, and the higher-ups wanted them for judgement” -MTF Charlie-9 Captain Jakob Holloway, who is somehow controlling his anger in not getting to shoot the idiot with his taser
"If those drawings became true we would have to detain you and worry about SCP 682 and SCP 106 having children." -Dr.Adams, who wants to drink and forget this ever happened.
"As the Poisoned Oroboros unit is Anomalous and therefore no longer being paid I'm sad to say we cannot assist Dr. Entropy at this time" - AMTF Poisoned Oroboros
“SUNRAY! NO THE 05S WANT THIS ONE AND IM TAKING IT TO THE RED RIGHT HAND!” -MTF Charlie-9 Captain Jakob Holloway, who is securing the h[redacted] dumb one for MTF Alpha-1.
*Viper now phases in through the floor* “Well I don’t know about you but after awhile things start to rub off on you. Just look at me, I’m like 106, minus the femur thing.” Viper now says, casually phasing a can of Fanta through the floor with him
@@TheGuyWhosJustThere I suppose your right - Alpha-1 “phantasm “ spawning and loading A KS-23 out of nowhere “ Though it’s way easier to obtain anoamlus abilities than one would think
"honestly, I would draw SCP-096 fused with Waluigi just to torment 682 with the sight of it. am I crazy? maybe. is it a pointless endeavor? probably. would I [redacted] 096 even if I died in the process? you'll never know." - Senior Researcher Dr.S.Mortis, going along with the chaos chain this conversation started.
@@ava_ava_ava_ava_ava "you mean my amulet? Haven't you heard the story? It's an SCP, long story short I was tasked with bringing it to a designated containment cell and while doing so a containment breach occurred where Able broke out and during it I obviously died, but that caused the SCP to basically activate which caused my soul to be trapped in it" -Dr. Shaw
“ *crying in the corner with a pen, paper, like 30 cups of coffee, and 3 packs of Oreos.* “ -Dr. Glass [who is going flipping insane after hearing that.]
“So uh…. I noticed you said you couldn’t live with yourself if you did… would an extra $150 change your mind? I have A LOT! Of tests I wanna run!”- dr. Stilinsk
“If you give me twenty bucks- no… *TEN* bucks…oh-ho-ho…I will draw a *pregnant SCP-3000* for you-“ -famous last words of Dr. S_A_G-E before she was shown a picture of SCP-096
@@scoutamongus6248 “that’s just one of my operatives. Plus are we not gonna talk about your lengthy incident report form last week with similar deeds on it” -E-11 Commander
"Im gonna need to confiscate all of this art. Also, I need someone to give her amnestics like a months supply of it at once. Also, can someone get the flamethrower ready?" Head research, Dr. Salmon of the liquid department
“Uxie? Hold on, if you wait a day, I can drag it outta my BDSP for you.. I thought Azelf was the memory one.? Hold on- Mespirit is emotion.. Uxie is willpower.. Azelf is memory, yeah? Am I confused here?” -Intern therapist Solstice, ready to yap about Pokémon with you
@@Galaxy-hp3yy “Hey, Researcher Lyall stole my Switch! He’s helping me with my Living Dex, so I let him shiny hunt with my stuff. Point is, how am I meant to check the Dex?” -Intern Therapist Solstice
"2 Million ruples for 682" - [UNKNOWN] who looks to be wearing some Sort of Soviet Power armor with an ROKS-3 flamethrower and what looks like a warhammer 40k energy sword
"Yo, if you want a less realistic style, Venmo me 400 bucks and I'll draw ya 106 and 682 doing-" -Dr. Duckies, who just got smacked in the head with a frying pan by Dr. Peregrine
“If you want something cheaper, I’ll do you 20 bucks for 079 and 1471 d-“ -Intern Therapist Solstice, moments before having a chain appear around their wrist and nearly take their left hand off.
“And they asked why I wanted to be MTF and not a scientist… sure they’re safer… but I might just end up losing my mind with them.” -Nu-7 operative, Viper
![I.N "HALLUCINATION" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/n5B5q1Hwt_U/mqdefault.jpg)
People in the scp foundation are certainly finding "unique" ways to get some extra cash - Dr lad
"Well, money is money afterall."
-Dr. Shades
True
@@Schleepyguy “Money’s money.”
-Intern Therapist Solstice, opening up IbisPaint X and starting a new drawing.
Selling Jackson's kidneys was quite the profit. Selling him to Dark as a test subject to test the effects of an anomalous entity on people missing organs was a windfall. Busting their latest auction with the tracker I shoved up Jackson's ass? Priceless~
"It's hard out here in the economy, don't blame them."
-Dr. Mia
“That… these are the people I work with, I shouldn’t be surprised anymore.”
-Dr.K. Aarons
I have yet to hear an issue be named. -your local talking pumpkin, who has 200 dollars and a lack of self respect.
@@Jack-o-smasher
“Of course you don’t, we have to tell the interns constantly not to fraternize the anomalies and now we got an anomaly trying to do it too!”
-Dr.K. Aarons
@Kagamminelen1231
“Sorry sir right away, apologies for the intrusion!”
-Dr.K. Aarons
@Kagamminelen1231
“On it!”
-Dr.K.Aarons, taking this opportunity to get out of there
@Kagamminelen1231
“I am officially going to start drinking at this speed…”
-Dr.K. Aarons
They were a business man doing business
-Dr bloon
"NOT IN MY PRESENCE THO!" -Dr. Stone mischievously grinning at nothing.
Ima pop that bloon - Dr Glue Gunner
"Mhh...i can venmo you but please don't draw this i beg of you..." -Dr.Jenn
"... what the hell are you doing, Dr. Jehnn? I hope you remain profession in this SITE. NO FUNNY BUSINESS HERE" - Dr. Stone
@@JayMask-b8h " Chill Stones. Jenn was just having a little fun. " - Dr. Staruu
“Could the researcher draw 343 buying wonder bread?”
- the blue corner demon, doing funny business to spite dr stone
"Can I change my office away from this member?"
- Dr. Bradly K
I will trade offices with you. - Dr. Risky
What's your department again? - Dr. wyatt.s
"...Uh...I...What would you do for 500$?...Joking... I'm joking..."
-Dr. Ryans *Thinking about what it would look like*
Hi Ryans :D
-Dr.Lenn (100% not the real one because he’s happy without 999 anywhere)
"Rye. Dont you dare pay for that stupid drawing, Rye."
-Dr. Shades (Also uhh quick question!! Are u okay with Dr. Shades referring to Dr. Ryans as "Rye" cuz if not ill stop ^^)
@@shadesfades Yes, you can call him Rye.
@@Lenhardius "...Well this isn't right..."
-Dr. Ryans
@@DrRyans Something's Wrong this isn't the same doctor Ive always know " 1 Alpha-1 "Phantasm"
“You know I think that person is under my command…Jenkins give me the files of my subordinates I need to look up some people who may get demoted or promoted”
-Dr. Prince
"What- I'm still mad tho... Anyways you made me feel poor."
- Dr. Arroxath
"Target neutralized"
- Security Department Cadet
“Good job” *hand is on bros shoulder* “But that’s my job, and the higher-ups wanted them for judgement”
-MTF Charlie-9 Captain Jakob Holloway, who is somehow controlling his anger in not getting to shoot the idiot with his taser
@@jacoballen3268"I asked him to, don't worry about it. I burned the body."
-Drs Grass
"Good Job, Units!" -Dr. Stone
"If those drawings became true we would have to detain you and worry about SCP 682 and SCP 106 having children." -Dr.Adams, who wants to drink and forget this ever happened.
Mtf. Capt. Shadow-- "I will help I will get us in another site."
I… WHAT THE F**K
- Dr. Williams (weirded out)
"How much to make you not draw that?" -Dr. Hollow
Like $20400.
“We aren’t allowed to venmo 100 dollars” - mtf beta 1 lieutenant
*Grabs gun*
Another Class-D it is
-Dr.Lenn
I mean... We do kinda need a raise
- Dr. Dozer
“I have very little sanity remaining. Please do not shatter.”
Dr. Tree
"Amnestics dont work.... Oh well, time for alcohol"
-dr watcher, on his way to get drunk
"Take me with you."
-Dr. Rozé
“YES! I AM AN ARTIST TOO! HAHA! I TAUGHT THAT RESEARCHER! HELLO FRIEND!!"
-Dr. Dimitrios
"As the Poisoned Oroboros unit is Anomalous and therefore no longer being paid I'm sad to say we cannot assist Dr. Entropy at this time" - AMTF Poisoned Oroboros
"Welp. Someone help me move my [REDACTED] office"
-Dr. Moon, whose office is right next to theirs
*Muffled enraged screaming in the background*
- Dr. 'Sunray', about to commit a [REDACTED]ing murder.
“SUNRAY! NO THE 05S WANT THIS ONE AND IM TAKING IT TO THE RED RIGHT HAND!”
-MTF Charlie-9 Captain Jakob Holloway, who is securing the h[redacted] dumb one for MTF Alpha-1.
The fuck
-Dr. Leo
"Why are you doing that? *heres 300 what will that get me* ?" ~ Sargeant Fargo
"Gets you The best Intersex Men getting pregnant ever!"
-Dr Sean
@@seantaggart7382 "I want a refund..."
@@SCP-GENT "damn...well guess thats just my thing...oh well!"
“… Every day I feel a little closer to just walking into 682’s chamber.” -Agent Snee, ETA-11
"Why do we have more anomalous workers than things in here?"
-05-12
*Viper now phases in through the floor*
“Well I don’t know about you but after awhile things start to rub off on you. Just look at me, I’m like 106, minus the femur thing.”
Viper now says, casually phasing a can of Fanta through the floor with him
@@TheGuyWhosJustThere I suppose your right - Alpha-1 “phantasm “ spawning and loading A KS-23 out of nowhere “ Though it’s way easier to obtain anoamlus abilities than one would think
" *Cutely pulls out $200* "
-Miss Leah
"..I will give $500 hands down, if you drew Dr. Johnny pregnant. And send it to him.." -Dr. Sharkbait
"honestly, I would draw SCP-096 fused with Waluigi just to torment 682 with the sight of it. am I crazy? maybe. is it a pointless endeavor? probably. would I [redacted] 096 even if I died in the process? you'll never know." - Senior Researcher Dr.S.Mortis, going along with the chaos chain this conversation started.
“Don’t you dare do that to 682”
-Dr Fish
Okay... Now let me tell you one thing... How much do we pay our staff, are we underpaying you? - Chairman Director Simon
"We get paid?" - Mobile Task Force operative "Kerosene"
“What the-“ -Dr. Ducki
Yeah we should add you to the D team
-disapproving Dr.Dallas
"For science."
-Z/A
“ this is some shenanigans Dr. Bright would pull, why do I feel like there’s a deeper meaning?” Dr Patrick
Don't you mean Dr Shaw because Dr bright is now being erased from existence.
**exhales slowly, deeply. Face palming with both hands, shaking his head in disappointment.** -Bones
“Oh yeah… I remember this one…” -Dr. Syre
"it's worse than when they hit the north tower"
no you didn't
@@enderdragoncrafter2412yes he did.
In my opinion “the south tower was worse”
Scp in 3 years: Bad scientist. Time to go to the corn/m-preg cell.
This is why Im always wandering around
-A slightly concerned Ash
“Wait but isnt she austrian?”
-Dr. Klaus
"as long as they stay away from drawing 999 like that, give them their money"
-Dr. Shaw
"Hey, Shaw, sorry if this comes across as rude, but, what's up with that necklace?"
@@ava_ava_ava_ava_ava "you mean my amulet? Haven't you heard the story? It's an SCP, long story short I was tasked with bringing it to a designated containment cell and while doing so a containment breach occurred where Able broke out and during it I obviously died, but that caused the SCP to basically activate which caused my soul to be trapped in it"
-Dr. Shaw
@@thenexus8384 "Ohhh, alright, thanks!"
-Dr. [DATA EXPUNGED], who I guess never got around reading your personnel file.
“ *crying in the corner with a pen, paper, like 30 cups of coffee, and 3 packs of Oreos.* “ -Dr. Glass [who is going flipping insane after hearing that.]
...Sherman, get the sleep inducing homing dartgun blowdart. Michelle had SCP-420 again.
-TeamM, Lead SCP Study Officer.
😂
"well, we don't get paid enough."
-Dr. Art
"What's Venmo??" -The Anomalous Dr. Draco, who is over 120 years old but still looks 20. She also is really freaking rich but it's all in gold dollars
106 is wack, 173 and then we will talk
Dr. Konrad
“So uh…. I noticed you said you couldn’t live with yourself if you did… would an extra $150 change your mind? I have A LOT! Of tests I wanna run!”- dr. Stilinsk
Sherman.......I'll get the nerfing gun
“If you give me twenty bucks- no… *TEN* bucks…oh-ho-ho…I will draw a *pregnant SCP-3000* for you-“
-famous last words of Dr. S_A_G-E before she was shown a picture of SCP-096
“I will tell the higher ups about this.” - Dr. Astro
“Why draw it when you can already see 682 pregnant (or at least a female clone) thanks to operative rhino”
-E-11 Commander
“Wait what? The hell do you E-11’s do in your free time?!” - Nu-7 operative, Viper
@@scoutamongus6248 “that’s just one of my operatives. Plus are we not gonna talk about your lengthy incident report form last week with similar deeds on it”
-E-11 Commander
@@Bridges_the_soldier Commander [REDACTED ]I would like to personally meet Rhino as well as obtain vipers incident report - Alpha-1 “ Phantasm “
@@Landonc48 “I don’t see why not. It’ll be in your inbox sometime by Friday.”
-E-11 Commander
@@Bridges_the_soldier Thanks” Alpha-1 “Phantasm “
“Oh- Uhhh.. Okay then..” -Dr Echo
"Im gonna need to confiscate all of this art. Also, I need someone to give her amnestics like a months supply of it at once. Also, can someone get the flamethrower ready?" Head research, Dr. Salmon of the liquid department
"I'm here" - Mobile Task Force operative "Kerosene"
@Epsilon9-Kerosene "I need you to head out back to the forest, I'll be right there with the flammable material." Dr. Salmon
Only $50 extra? That’s a sweet deal!
Im writing a article about a failed GOC power armor prototype!!!
And this is why I had to quit working at the ethics division - dr vague
Same - Alpha-1 "Phantasm" who was previously Omega-1
“ DID SOMEBODY CALL … THE ETHICS COMMITTEE! “ - Mr Ninja, Ethics Committee that somehow is behind y’all
@@EthicsCommitteeSCP . Hey ninja, nah, just talking about why I went back to being a regular researcher.
@@EthicsCommitteeSCP Oh h-hello there again - Alpha-1 "Phantasm"
"If you do that, I'm using Uxie to wipe ALL of your memories... Why uxie? Because the damn memory wiper exploded." - Dr Galaxy
“Uxie? Hold on, if you wait a day, I can drag it outta my BDSP for you.. I thought Azelf was the memory one.? Hold on- Mespirit is emotion.. Uxie is willpower.. Azelf is memory, yeah? Am I confused here?”
-Intern therapist Solstice, ready to yap about Pokémon with you
@@L-ghtlessSky"Sigh read the dex entries dang it!" - Dr Galaxy
@@Galaxy-hp3yy “Hey, Researcher Lyall stole my Switch! He’s helping me with my Living Dex, so I let him shiny hunt with my stuff. Point is, how am I meant to check the Dex?”
-Intern Therapist Solstice
@@L-ghtlessSky"Google of course" - Dr Galaxy
@@Galaxy-hp3yy “Okay, one.. Shut up.”
-Intern Therapist Solstice
Sherman this Doctor could draw the tree Screaming for you - Alpha-1 "Phantasm"
"Give me $250.21 cents, and i will draw you every single scp as a humam and for $666.66 cents, and i will draw them all pregnant as hell-"
-Dr help me
*"WaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-!!!"*
"2 Million ruples for 682"
- [UNKNOWN] who looks to be wearing some Sort of Soviet Power armor with an ROKS-3 flamethrower and what looks like a warhammer 40k energy sword
"Yo, if you want a less realistic style, Venmo me 400 bucks and I'll draw ya 106 and 682 doing-"
-Dr. Duckies, who just got smacked in the head with a frying pan by Dr. Peregrine
.... Wait WHAT " Alpha-1 "Phantasm"
“If you want something cheaper, I’ll do you 20 bucks for 079 and 1471 d-“
-Intern Therapist Solstice, moments before having a chain appear around their wrist and nearly take their left hand off.
@@L-ghtlessSky solstice go to the timeout corner you too duckies " - Alpha-1 "Phantasm"
@@Landonc48 “I- The money isn’t even for me!”
-Intern Therapist Solstice
@@L-ghtlessSky wait What probably nvm
"Draw me 049 and ill double it..."
Dr Kona-
'XK Class "End of Dignity" scenario.'😂😂😂
“I-…I have no words.”
-Dr. Nightmare
"What the hell"
-ISD Agent
"I'd have expected foundation staff to be paid better than needing 200$" - Dr. Arrow
“Art’s expensive, you’re just going to have to deal with it.” - Dr. Glitter Pen
"I swear to GOD that im going to parallel universe if i see any of those arts"
Dr. Dem, holding a teleporter through universes that he made.
“I knew we weren’t perfect in finance, but this?” - Dr. Dave
"At this point, I gotta wonder if site 19 is accepting transfers."
-A fed-up Dr Hossman
“Ok someone get my taser please?”
-Security Guard Wilson
"I'll venmo you double that amount to *not* draw that."
- a very scared Dr. Lincoln
“Honestly….. understandable.” -Dr. Dawn
"So far I have learned to ignore all the weird stuff people do in this place" - MTF Lucifer
“Shut up and take my money!” -Dr. Rose
"why- just ask for the money-"
-Dr. Chase
Wezz gettin da heavy burnaz wif diz one -a slighty upset doktor W
"Now im wanting to draw 106 as a Dragon." -Dr. Eclipse
“Money sent” -Dr.Bright
"Somehow the idea of wrestling 682 dosent seem so bad now."
-Officer Ziger
“That’s a weird way of making money…I’ll pay you $150 if you draw Dr. Sherman getting screamed at by a tree.” -Dr. Palia
C.c, a child who definitely didn't break in to haunt the place 😋
“Is that 106 yelling in the background?-“
Dr.cinnamon.
"Why are we like this? It's an anomaly in and of itself-"
-Dr. Orion
“If you phrase it well enough you can get rid of the annoying researchers too!”
-dr kallison
"But...why would anyone want that?"
-Dr mick after 4 nights of dealing with bullsh*$%
"Can I pay you to NOT draw that?"
-Dr. Stillwater
“And they asked why I wanted to be MTF and not a scientist… sure they’re safer… but I might just end up losing my mind with them.” -Nu-7 operative, Viper
“Wait… we’re paid?!”
- Dr. Hyperbolic
"This? This is what we're doing? Wow."
- Dr. Cash
"I may or may not have taken commissions for that a few times before. In my defense, I needed the money."
-Dr. Asorem
"Are we sure she isn't part of 'Are we cool yet?'. We should really make sure." - MTF Agent D.
"I will venmo you after I get my paycheck" - Protogen Security Guard
"TAKE MY MONEY"
- Dr. Carson
Hello also preventing kids from saying first
U will draw mommy 682? Now we have a deal
„People need to get their money somehow and the pay here ain‘t great. Get you bag!“ -Dr. Bio P.
“Well after that, can I see your art if it actually improved or something?”
-A tottaly not another furry anomalous Dr. Rex
Meanwhile, a security guard is just vibing on this silly music
“There are people who shouldn’t work at this foundation, she’s one of them”
-Dr. Sparks
“The human researchers here do tend to get a little quirky at night” - Dr. Goldenfox 9/25/24