@@youtubecommentergal4346 Jokes aside, Is that correct? I’m some countries and in US marriage trumps all, right? Idk. In other words you are the father because you are on all the records leading up to the delivery. Of course you don’t have to sign off on it, but the medical records and all the records filled before, during prenatal and delivery have Fathers name on it. The bracelets, the bassinet, the nursery card etc. ( My cousin is s nurse in Labor and Delivery) Just thinking about it. Idk.
@@tantig5923 , I don't I'm in Kenya, East Africa and dads don't really have to feature like the Mum is the one who will write who the father is and she can leave it blank if she doesn't want to. Won't be the first or the last. I don't know about other countries. Actually, I don't know much about delivery laws? 😂 If that's what they're called.
I thought he was mad his wife cheated and like he was singing because of the shock(some deal with grief or anger in weird ways) BUT THEN HE STARTS SINGING IM NOT THE- XDDDD
He’s like, “I don’t have to pay; her problem now.” Seriously though, I agree with the Asian parent on this one for once. It’s crazy that you have to pay to give birth.
In the Netherlands, you have to pay about 450 euros to give birth in a hospital without a medical necessity (giving birth at home is quite common here). The rest is covered by insurance. The parents are absolutely right to be livid about the situation in that hospital. And the state of health-care/insurance in general. It's not perfect here, but holy shit.
@@StarWarsomania First, my point was not every country does this, so obviously there are other methods. Second, I don’t ever want kids because I’m not stupid enough to waste money on a child, cruel enough to bring a child into a rotten world, or capable enough to raise a second child (I raised my little sister), so sorry, but I can’t ever tell you how that’ll go for me because it’ll never happen. Third, I really don’t care because the state of our country, government, and economy is no different than the state of the world to me: all fucked. Go preach to someone who gives a damn and learn to be respectful. Thank you 👋🏻
@@StarWarsomania when they say giving birth at home they don't mean alone yknow. In places like my country, most elders and relatives have experience in assisting in childbirth and acting as midwives, it's pretty common in rural areas.
"AND THEY'RE AMERICAN" As an American, trust me. Last time I went to the Doctor was over a year, because I can't afford to pay 600 dollars so they can note "still underweight and depressed" :D
It´s not white it´s american though, here in Germany, for my first I stayed 3 nights at the hospital, costed me 30€. For my second I left the hospital right after birth, cost me...nothing.Hospital is 10€ a day of stay (or night). I had an ambulance ride once (pneumonia, nearly died), was 50€.
Him singing "How Great Is Our God" got me so bad. I thought the punchline ends in "Siri, where's the nearest garbage disposal" but this man exceeded my expectations. Good job.
I just love that satisfaction on his face when he got to know that he's not the father and he doesn't have to the pay the bill. Oh God! He made my day again by singing the song at the end!
Such drama!!!!😂😂😂😂 And when he started singing..... I literally died 😅😅😅😅 You are the funniest comedian out here and your content never fails to make me laugh 😂
He really did become a Christian at the end 😂😂😂😂😂 Honestly I was expecting him to look at the baby and be like “eiiiyyyaaah baby. You owe me thirty thousand dollars”
@@erikasilver6485 true, If I have kids one day and I don’t have insurance I would just sticked it back in there until I got home. Then go to my bathroom sit on the toilet and proceed to get it out then flush.
When an asian finds out that the expense is expensive, she will wait for 18 years before giving birth so the baby can legally work for her to pay all of it just right after coming out of the womb.
“Are they crazy!?” “No, they’re white!” That got me lmao 💀😭 Edit 1: THANK YOU ALL FOR A 1.1K LIKES. THIS IS THE MOST LIKES I'VE EVER GOTTEN. THANK YOUUUUUU 😭😭😭 Edit 2: THANK YOU ALL FOR 2K LIKES
@@That_Isnt_Mr.Charizard NO?!?! It’s seriously thousands and thousands of dollars ($10,000-$15,000) dude look it up! I know it’s hard to believe but you need to do you research before guessing to people.
Quick question, if I may o: Where is your name from? I love it almost as much as I heard the middle/Western pronunciation of David (Dah-veed) from ages ago o:
@@hafsaadnan5034 Arabic is so beautiful in writing; I almost learned it in Uni., but... they didn't have enough people s: Thanks so much for showing me!
I've been trying to learn it for years now and I still suck really bad at it. I can at most, read and write and somewhat speak(really badly but we won't talk about that😃)
OMG this video 🤣 Thanks for making me laugh I thought I was over watching videos on asian stereotypes but here I am 😂. Also thanks for sort of inspiring me to continue to try to learn Korean 😂
“I’m terribly sorry, but this is not your child.” “… how great, is our God, sing with me how great is our-“ 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 Ya know, I hate to be that person. But goddamn, how tf did this get so many likes.
Here in Spain doctors instead of giving fees for birth we get them for the equipment. By that I mean the standard slipper and wooden spoon given to the mother to beat us with
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i love how he just does not care that he got cheated on but he just cares more about how the baby wasn't his LMAO
Of course!!! That 30,000 is not his problem anymore🤣🤣🤣
Because he going to get out of paying for the Bill.
@@webyankee6558 cuz the husband is paying
smh
@@webyankee6558 the babies dad is the cheaterlol
LOL he cares about 30 Thousands
"And to think i wanted my son to be a doctor, i will make him a lawyer to SUE YOU"
Gosh that was amazing XD
lol
lol
lol
lol
lol
"How great is our God I'm not the father "had me in tears
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Same bro, it’s too emotional 😭
For real. 🤣🤣🤣 At least the bill don't go to him. 🥺
@@youtubecommentergal4346
Jokes aside, Is that correct?
I’m some countries and in US marriage trumps all, right? Idk.
In other words you are the father because you are on all the records leading up to the delivery.
Of course you don’t have to sign off on it, but the medical records and all the records filled before, during prenatal and delivery have Fathers name on it.
The bracelets, the bassinet, the nursery card etc.
( My cousin is s nurse in Labor and Delivery)
Just thinking about it. Idk.
@@tantig5923 , I don't I'm in Kenya, East Africa and dads don't really have to feature like the Mum is the one who will write who the father is and she can leave it blank if she doesn't want to. Won't be the first or the last.
I don't know about other countries. Actually, I don't know much about delivery laws? 😂 If that's what they're called.
Doctor: “You should be happy, a baby is a gift from God!”
Parent: “It’s not a gift if I have to PAY for it now is it??”
The logic: "Send the bill to the god then. A gift shall not be charged for $30,000."
@@kenny456100 The american doctor: "Nah, a gift will be 100 thousand + tax."
Maybe he wouldn't have to pay if he/she was a gift from the hospital 😜
Never knew I needed to hear a man sing how happy he is he isn't the baby's father in tune of a worship song but here we are. 🤣🤣🤣
Happy not a father's day!!!!!!
I thought he was mad his wife cheated and like he was singing because of the shock(some deal with grief or anger in weird ways) BUT THEN HE STARTS SINGING IM NOT THE- XDDDD
Hey now he doesn’t need to pay the fee
its called pitty DARLING
666th liker💀
He’s like, “I don’t have to pay; her problem now.”
Seriously though, I agree with the Asian parent on this one for once. It’s crazy that you have to pay to give birth.
In the Netherlands, you have to pay about 450 euros to give birth in a hospital without a medical necessity (giving birth at home is quite common here). The rest is covered by insurance. The parents are absolutely right to be livid about the situation in that hospital. And the state of health-care/insurance in general.
It's not perfect here, but holy shit.
@@StarWarsomania First, my point was not every country does this, so obviously there are other methods.
Second, I don’t ever want kids because I’m not stupid enough to waste money on a child, cruel enough to bring a child into a rotten world, or capable enough to raise a second child (I raised my little sister), so sorry, but I can’t ever tell you how that’ll go for me because it’ll never happen.
Third, I really don’t care because the state of our country, government, and economy is no different than the state of the world to me: all fucked.
Go preach to someone who gives a damn and learn to be respectful.
Thank you 👋🏻
@@StarWarsomania when they say giving birth at home they don't mean alone yknow. In places like my country, most elders and relatives have experience in assisting in childbirth and acting as midwives, it's pretty common in rural areas.
You don't only in a hospital, well everything has a price anyway.
@@businessproyects2615 isn't it weird that we have to pay to breath but suicide is illegal? I think it's completely "fair"
"THIRTY THOUSAND?"
"THIRTY THOUSAND!"
"THIRTY THOUSAND?"
"THIRTY THOUSAND!"
"THIRTY THOUSAND?"
"You want 500 DOLLA???"
I do you 50 dorra
THIRTY THOUSAND?
“ARE THEY CRAZY?!”
“NO THEY’RE WHITE!”
No, seriously! Thirty Thousand? Why not just say being born is illegal in America, under threat of a £30,000 fine if you ever dare to.
“ARE THEY CRAZY?!“
“No, they white.”
I audibly gasped like “oh no, that’s even worse.”
"AND THEY'RE AMERICAN"
As an American, trust me. Last time I went to the Doctor was over a year, because I can't afford to pay 600 dollars so they can note "still underweight and depressed" :D
It´s not white it´s american though, here in Germany, for my first I stayed 3 nights at the hospital, costed me 30€. For my second I left the hospital right after birth, cost me...nothing.Hospital is 10€ a day of stay (or night). I had an ambulance ride once (pneumonia, nearly died), was 50€.
@@charlottemadadi In America, it's white people doing this. Rip off. School tuition also - ridiculously high. Greedy people.
The fact he’s just white when mix Asian and Korean
That’s why in Indian households , whatever we need, bandaid, surgery stitching etc etc, we use turmeric paste for literally everything
And it always work and give better results
Wth ...i didn't see that??? Which era are you ?
@@jebablessysalomi3451 are you from india ?
so true bro 😭
So true
"Its called delivering the baby"
Him:no its called stealing my money
That got me😭
Him singing "How Great Is Our God" got me so bad. I thought the punchline ends in "Siri, where's the nearest garbage disposal" but this man exceeded my expectations. Good job.
he sounds like michael jackson lol
2:47 WHEN I TELL YOU I STARTED SCREAMING😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 not how great is our God😂😂😂😂
You’ll never find a husband so happy that his child wasn’t rlly his child 😂😂
You must be proud of yourself.
@ ayo wth
@ i hope you are joking
@ shame on you
@@Sayakuru I bet you think women are brave for choosing abortion .I’m brave for making my choice too ,you can’t have your cake and eat it too .
"I'll make my son a lawyer so he can sue you!"
Lmao im death
Hi death i'm Dad 😎😎
This man's acting is so good that sometimes I forget that he's not actually a middle aged asian woman
🤣
I just love that satisfaction on his face when he got to know that he's not the father and he doesn't have to the pay the bill. Oh God! He made my day again by singing the song at the end!
That kid is going to have one Hella good villain arc
"This world shall know pain "
Oh yes😂the drama
What a backstory😂😂
2:16 I love this face the most in your sketches 😹😹
“ARE THEY CRAZY?” “NO THEY’RE WHITE” got me dying 😂
edit:why y’all gotta do me like this dang 😭
so true
I hate to be that person but…
They’re *
@@niranwashere1087 how dare u
@@niranwashere1087 why do you gotta be that one guy ;(
@@niranwashere1087 someone needed to be, we appreciate your sacrifice
I just love how the Asian is a mix of Korean, Chinese and Malay/Singaporean ✨
Such drama!!!!😂😂😂😂
And when he started singing..... I literally died 😅😅😅😅
You are the funniest comedian out here and your content never fails to make me laugh 😂
you'll probably like steven he just as much as this guy.
@@theaslam9758 can you send me a link to his videos?
@@tynahh0006 every single one of his videos are bangers. Skip his reddit reaction videos if u want to watch skits only.
Happy to not be father lol
Making him a lawyer to sue him had me 💀
Can we just not ignore the fact that he's great at singing.
How great, Is our God
Oof oh no here’s another ARMY watching what have you done to us Korean comic?
@@bebejo107 yeah..
@@miyeon102 ARMYs everywhere…I guess I can say that about myself too….
@@bebejo107 ye
He really did become a Christian at the end 😂😂😂😂😂 Honestly I was expecting him to look at the baby and be like “eiiiyyyaaah baby. You owe me thirty thousand dollars”
The expressions . It’s Oscar worthy 😂😂😂
I love the way he's not bothered that he was cheated on rather he's grateful that he is not the father 😂😂😂❤
“Congrats on your new baby!”
“That will be 1million dollars”
Me: Put it back in...
Oh god💀
@@Sugarandalotsofspice What? it was brought in this world and u can take it out 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@erikasilver6485 true, If I have kids one day and I don’t have insurance I would just sticked it back in there until I got home. Then go to my bathroom sit on the toilet and proceed to get it out then flush.
@@Sugarandalotsofspice the last part is terrifying...flush...shit why did I imagined????
@@Yoonzino_1004 bro, I was joking.. If I ever had kids I would love them unconditionally🥰
OMG, your skits are hilarious! When you starting singing How Great is Our God, I was rolling. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
When an asian finds out that the expense is expensive, she will wait for 18 years before giving birth so the baby can legally work for her to pay all of it just right after coming out of the womb.
You grow up be doctah; best grades
I love how the song became more and more Michael Jackson-ish😂 This video had many twists and turns in it... Each funnier than the next!
The singing in the end literally HAD ME ON THE FLOOR
“Are they crazy??”
“No…they’re white!”
Best line ever 😂
When Dad started singing, I totally lost it.
You mean, when the not-Dad started singing, right?
He ain’t the daddy no more
LMAO, the best Korean comedian. I have watched all your videos. So great!!!
“Are they crazy!?”
“No, they’re white!”
That got me lmao 💀😭
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I was about to comment the same thing 🤧🤧
Does they really charge you in america 30k for that ?????
@@mangaboy5123 I’m pretty sure they don’t charge you that much, it’s probably just a couple hundred.
@@That_Isnt_Mr.Charizard NO?!?! It’s seriously thousands and thousands of dollars ($10,000-$15,000) dude look it up! I know it’s hard to believe but you need to do you research before guessing to people.
@@mangaboy5123 No, but YES ITS OVERPRICED AS FK
"i'm sorry the baby isn't yours, i'm terribly sorry." "....." "how great, is our god, sing with me how great is our god" GOT ME 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Doctor: 5k dollars for hospital bills .. Asian mom: Fifty Dallurs.
Fifty darra
Fiftee dara
TBF xD my aunt grew up with saying that you just cried in the rain if you had a baby; because, you couldn't wash diapers (often rained there)
*Busts down door* “STOP THE PROCEDURE RIGHT NOW” Had me DYIN’ 🤣🤣
My dude literally started singing how great is our God when he found out the baby wasn’t his. This was a masterpiece! ❤️
Pay is a huge word!
Years later
"dad, mom told me to tell u that u need to go buy milk"
"Don't worry 'son', lemme just" *packs everything and leaves*
Quick question, if I may o: Where is your name from? I love it almost as much as I heard the middle/Western pronunciation of David (Dah-veed) from ages ago o:
Aw Thank you, it's an Arabic name spelt like حفصه so the English writing is Hafsa. Thanks tho, really made my day:D
@@hafsaadnan5034 Arabic is so beautiful in writing; I almost learned it in Uni., but... they didn't have enough people s: Thanks so much for showing me!
I've been trying to learn it for years now and I still suck really bad at it. I can at most, read and write and somewhat speak(really badly but we won't talk about that😃)
I love how the father told the mom to hold in the baby 😂😂
IT REALLY HITS HARD WHEN YOU WENT TO THE SUNDAY SCHOOL AND HE STARTS TO SING 💀
I know right. I just kept laughing so hard!
I generally don't laugh when I see funny videos but your videos have me in splits. Your aiyaaa gets me everytime. Awesome videos. Keep it coming...
"And to think I wanted my son to be a doctor
I will make him a lawyer to sue u"
🤣🤣🤣
The part about thinking he wanted his son to be a doctor but instead making him. Lawyer was hilarious
Siri where is the nearest McDonald's?
Do you really want your child to be born in a McDonald's?
.....Siri where's the nearest garbage disposal?💀
Siri, how do I get a vasectomy!?
OMG this video 🤣 Thanks for making me laugh I thought I was over watching videos on asian stereotypes but here I am 😂. Also thanks for sort of inspiring me to continue to try to learn Korean 😂
My grandmother gave birth to my aunt in the house because that shit is expensive 💀💀💀 And my aunt surprisingly is alive and well 😭😭😭
Im sobbing on the ground rn this is hilarious
ok but the way the husband was so worried for his wife was so wholesome😭😭😭😭😭😭
I agree with them! "its called stealing my money and ruining my life!" Exactly!
Him singing took me out😭🤣🤣🤣. One of my favorite gospel songs
1:08 THIRTY THOUSAND
That’s literally so funny 😂😂
"I pay my taxes and you do this to me" 💀
Thank you for making me laugh and putting a smile on my face today.
The praise and worship song caught me off guard at the end 😂 it was brilliant. How great! Is our God! I’m not the father! 🤣
LMAO! I really hope your family is proud of you! Seriously you are SO funny and deserve all the success you can get!
YES!.
🙌
He got disowned aiyah
Josh Song really nailed the 'I freaking hate everything' face.
You have made my morning 😂😂😂😂. You are hilarious 😂 😂😂. That’s why I enjoy 😊 watching your videos 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👍🏿👍🏿
I can’t stop watching your vids!!! You’re hilarious!!!! Thank you for the gift of laughter!!! 😂😂😂
The way the pitch of his voice drastically changes when he changes languages
Who doesn't o: But yeah xD funny
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!!!! Singing 'How Great Is Our God' sealed the deal on this one.
JOSH SONG NEEDS HIS OWN NETFLIX SPECIAL❣️
The song tho and the grunt with the head turn to the beat PRiCELESS I LITERALLY GAGGED
SHAME ON YO MRAMA had me DYING 1:25
"Are they crazy?"
"No, they're white"
Yes, indeed
I have been watching your videos for awhile now. You ARE funny. You always get a laugh out of me. GREAT Videos 🎀
PLS IM CHOKINH-
"ARE THEY CRAZY?!"
"THEY'RE WHITE!"
“Siri where is the nearest McDonald, Siri where is the nearest trash can”😂😂 poor baby
this guy is the funniest dude ever
“Are they crazy?”
“No, they’re white”
Had me dying
"You have to hold it in!" Kinda like poop when you really have to go but there's no bathroom in sight. 😂😆😆
You are a legit good singer. Need a full version.
“I’m terribly sorry, but this is not your child.”
“… how great, is our God, sing with me how great is our-“
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Ya know, I hate to be that person.
But goddamn, how tf did this get so many likes.
HOW GREATTTT IS OUR GOD SING WITH ME HOW GREAT HIS GRACE IS
my strict christian mom sings that all the time and its making me die
In his position I'd be singing and praising the Lord too💀
@@jjjakumbbs1043 lol ikr 💀
@@ExquisiteViren it's a great song, one of my favorites.
"How great is our god..." and I'm subscribing this channel😂😂😂😂 Great finale mate!!!
Man you’re incredible. Shoes and hats off👏🏽👏🏽😭
"stealing my money and ruining my life"
Well said 👏🏻
Dude when he sang at the end that actually made me laugh so hard my dad ran away twice now
When you started the singing I immediately knew the song bro 💀 but the lawyer part though
This was one of the funniest skits on his channel.
0:49 his face 🤣
He really started singing How Great Is Our God lol smh 😂😂😂
When he started singing it got me dying 😂😂😂😂
This is my favourite one by far thank you for making these 🤣🤣
„Are they crazy, Are they crazy, no they‘re white“
Like what the hell 😂🤣
Here in Spain doctors instead of giving fees for birth we get them for the equipment. By that I mean the standard slipper and wooden spoon given to the mother to beat us with
😂😂😂😂😂
That's freaking hilarious. Throw in a pump and you're in xD
My sides hurt from all the laughing!!!
“shame on YOU”
“SHAME IN YOUR MAMMA”
“shame on this HOSPITAL”
* cheff kiss * 👌
Can we just appreciate how well he sang in the end...💀
"HOW GREAT IS OUR GOD"
"HOOOOOOW GREAT IS OUR GOD< IM NOT THE FATHER WOO"
got me on the floor laughing 💀
I DIED LOL
Hilarious, this man is a comedic genius!
Why is nobody talking about his singing skills?! He can literally be the next Michael Jackson😭
@lemonssssssss4 :0
I found these two channels and been binge watching for past hour! Aaiiiiyaaaaa!
0:09 “Bifh” 😭
I never thought that song could be sung this way!!!!!!! Bro u r hilarious!!!!!!!!
I'm laughing so hard my jaws hurt!!!!!!
"I will make him a lawyer to sue you"😭😭😭😭😭😭 broooooo
Bro this quote got me so hard "No la it's called stealing my money and ruining my life."
Hahahahaha you make my day buddy
Your video had me rolling on the floor laughing for the first time in years.