Just Some Guy without a Mustache "Hey, Im the only one left, that means I have to be the only surviving soldier and Im gonna have to fight that war for 30 more years!"
@@jaydenpatino8342 it means after he surender that they lost WW3 suddenly started and then he said "told you" because he thinks the war is still going but it just started again
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100 Subs no videos? Technically, I’d say the US lost the war in Asia. They did end the war, but they did lose their ground troops to Japanese Forces, so they decided to use atomic weapons on them,
Several years after surrending, Onoda came back to Philipines to apologized to the local people in Lubang Island for being involved in some killing(the raid) and also he donated a ton of cash(I forgot the numbers) to help people, especially the local farmers. I respect Onoda for his patriotic.
If u dont believe this well then to bad. But today i was browsing just random stuff on my feed on bing and i came across this story. And it was the same name that is mentioned in this video
@@anonymousfriend8692 That's not what they're saying. They're saying that it's funny that he was an Intelligence officer but he was unintelligent because he fought the war too long.
there is a lot Japanese and European colonies here in Brazil most of them in the south of the country, many of this colonies still only speak there's original language
Bax xtab well then Japan probably would all be dead, remember, they surrendered because of how much of a game changer nukes were, quite a few more cities might have been destroyed if it was the case, loyalty doesn’t really do much in the face of that
Itachi Uchiha no actually America dropped the nukes as a show of power over Stalin who already knew about said nukes through spies. They already had japan on the ropes, and Russia was a massive threat to japans well being.
Japan: *training the soldiers to fight till the last man and never surrender Also Japan: *surrenders Onoda: wait, that’s illegal Commanding officer: the war already ended dude! Stop resisting! Onoda: hold on, this whole operation was your idea.
War : *ending* Sergeant : Stop fighting the war is over Soldier : What I can't hear you *Also him* *_AAAAAAAAAAAAA_* Get some !!! Sergeant : *facepalms*
Onoda:(sees the leeflets) Onoda: nah Onoda:(sees picture of Japan getting nuked) Onoda: _nah_ Onoda:(sees the leeflets again but signed by his master) Onoda: _NAH_ The other Japanese guy: Japan surrender 30 years ago Onoda: *_NAH_*
“Think you could’ve lasted in the jungle for 30 years with Onoda?” That’s twice as long as I’ve been alive. I don’t even know how to comprehend that amount of time, much less waste that many years of my life.
Captain:never surender ok you guys cool with that Soilder:yeah Some year later Captain: alright boys our country surender we should too Soilder:nah you said never surender Captain:but our country... Whatever don't take it literally
onoda continued to serve he’s contry under their orders to do not surrender at any cost and he continued fighting for he’s country for 30 years onoda is like the friend the always by youre side and he will never betray you poor guy because he fighted in a war that never exicted and legend because he continued fighting under the orders of he’s contry to never surrender evryone give him respect at any way you can i will by saying RESPECT
This reminds me of a time back in bf5 when I was in a server whare it was just me all alone caping objectives with out anyone to fight...kinda was spooky
How many clues do you need, man?! The war is over!
what a madlad. he continued fighting for WW2.
Yeah, a war couldn't possibly last decades hasn't he heard about how long WW1 was
I couldn't survive in the jungle that long... There'd be no wifi for the info show!
he harms locals in the Philippines
No we WILLL NEVER SURRENDERERRR
Everyone was playing vietnam and my dude still hadn't gotten the update.
Yo man did you hear the ww3 update might come, they said they would vault bolt action rifles
@@HoeShiet imma make sure to pre order the north korea dlc
Gaming Bros pre-order the Putin character pack too
The Best Vine Comp I pre-ordered the dlc orange man character
alex Yeet man you gotta get to the times pre-order the Fuhrer dlc
Wearing the same clothes for 30 years.
*You have my respect.*
Okay
Same underwear too?
The ultimate anime character
He still killed lots of innocent people that's not very respectable
man bird quiet swine don’t mock this mans history
*"What? You said the war ended? I don't believe it"*
>Keeps fighting for 30 more years
Just Some Guy without a Mustache "Hey, Im the only one left, that means I have to be the only surviving soldier and Im gonna have to fight that war for 30 more years!"
Okay
Who has he been fighting tho lol
@@pinkegg3179 For Imperial Japan. He didin't believed that war is lost.
@@donatas3568 I mean who has he been fighting against all these years in the forest lol
When he finally surenders and turns out WW3 has started...
Onodo: told ya it wasnt over
What
@@jaydenpatino8342 it means after he surender that they lost WW3 suddenly started and then he said "told you" because he thinks the war is still going but it just started again
the fighting face to face have finished
but the spying war well never finish
What The- We (Filipinos) Had Big Bodies?!
Yooooooo a random with a Phantom Forces pfp?!?!
Sees footage of Japan get Nuked
This Guy: It's CGI
Imao
Hanahi is The Best r/whoosh
don't speak of tragedy so lightly
Oof
@@nene_san human itself is a tragedy
Mum:when u coming home from war
Man: in 30 years
Mum:what
Man:what
Dad: hi
@@allanjoshuainfantado9659 bye
Mum:when r u coming home from war ?
Man:yes
LOL
1k like
Google: the war is over
Internet explorer: the war has just begun
haha
100th like
Savage🔥🔥
coronavirus
“BREAKING: GERMANY STARTS HUGE FREAKING WAR”
Japan: the war is over, we lost
Onoda: plz mum just one more game
or.. 30 years of games
@@lubomirkubasdQw4w9WgXcQ longer
@@erintv4762 900,000,000,000 seconds? (about 30,000 years)
@@lubomirkubasdQw4w9WgXcQ More (100000000000000000000000000000000000000 years maybe)
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You know at the end of a call of duty game and they are still moving around. It's him.
Broo😂😂😂
Okay
😂
this killed me lol
I dont get it
Captain: We will surrender guys!
Others: Hai hai captain!
Onoda: I CANT HEAR YOUUUUUUU!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOM
*SHOOTING GUN AT AMERICANS* WHAAAAAAAAAATTTTT??????
HIROO O-NO-DA!
Spongebob
I get it
For how many years do you wanna fight?
Onoda: yes
How many times are you sick of this joke?
Me: *Yes*
Wackoy117 if you’re so sick of them why did you make one?
not to ruin the joke or anything, but im pretty sure no soldier had a choice in how long they had to fight in war.
family account r/woosh
Rohit kumar Sarkar, this boi is a madlad.
*Trains as intelligence*
Loyalty : 10/10
Discipline : 10/10
Survival : 10/10
Gain information : 0/10
Haha underrated
E
E
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thats what happened if you dont invest in intelligence ..ironically onoda is a intel officer
The media: WWll has ended
The man: It's a trap, send no reply
So's your profile pic
anime avatar
world war lie lie
@@mickroyster6442 its pramanix from arknights
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*children playing*
Onodo: *tiny soldiers...*
Mr Omega 😂😂😂😂
This made my day.
oh...
Children: **dead noises**
Onada
When you girlfriend tells you its over.
Me:no its not
Me 30 years later:still not over.
Gf: *call's the PO po*
*20 years later in prison*
You: ...it's not over .
😂
That hurts but in the sametime its funny🤣
Slavery 100
The Infographics Show oh you actually read the comments
This is almost exactly like the backstory of the TF2 Soldier.
you read my mind
But instead of 9 years it 30 years or more
Which one?
@@gaminganimators7000 what
I was gonna say that
The world: the war was finished already
Onoda: say sike right now
bahaha
bahaha
bahaha
Bahaha
This meme is ded but it still made me laugh hard
Gf : bae come over
Onoda : i can't im fighting a war for 30 years
Gf : my parents aren't home
Onoda : i surrender
I did my duty. Now its time for hoochie!
I hope there's no baby after the scene
Lel
@@andrealugo841 no one says that anymore
He's not french
U.S: Surrender!
Japan: Surrender!
Onoda:
*No, I don't think I will.*
Tabi abi
U.S didn’t surrender they pretty much ended the war
@@KimJongUn823 Ik. I meant to say that they were telling him to surrender
100 Subs no videos? Technically, I’d say the US lost the war in Asia. They did end the war, but they did lose their ground troops to Japanese Forces, so they decided to use atomic weapons on them,
@@asianlifter uhhmmm.. Nope most of the US army damage are from europe and north africa.
Onodo: *sees a ship*
Also Onodo: WERE UNDER ATTACK, FIREEEEE
its hiroo onoda
@@urlocalterror okkkk
Several years after surrending, Onoda came back to Philipines to apologized to the local people in Lubang Island for being involved in some killing(the raid) and also he donated a ton of cash(I forgot the numbers) to help people, especially the local farmers. I respect Onoda for his patriotic.
wow
BIG MASSIVE RESPECT
That makes soo much sense now
Respects 😮
He also founded a School in Lubang Island, as to pay for his killings.
U.S: Surrender!
Onoda: nah!
Japanese: How bout I do anyway.
Intelligence officer fights a war for 30 years too long
Kinda ironic
If u dont believe this well then to bad. But today i was browsing just random stuff on my feed on bing and i came across this story. And it was the same name that is mentioned in this video
@@anonymousfriend8692 That's not what they're saying. They're saying that it's funny that he was an Intelligence officer but he was unintelligent because he fought the war too long.
@@lukewarmwater5589 ohhh now i get it.
ThePHiLsTeR underrated
I kinda hate when someone tells a joke and someone doesn't get it so someone else has to explain it to them
2020:
*man continued fighting coronavirus even after he recovered*
@@clawthetigers5941 press x to doubt
Your name went across my playlist of videos to my right.
@@ramarriblevins7362 Yes.
@@Totally_Bonkers b
I get that this comment is now and has been possible. Please note that this was 2 months ago.
US: *Drops papers saying war is over signed by the comander*
Onoda: Meh, must be fake. Get back to work boys
Well it was possible. But it was hilarious after the official letters and then the personal pnes
What if Onoda refused to surrender for more years? He probably would have been killed if he reaches the 80s with the advent of more modern weapons.
Onoda:of course propaganda
he just forgot the sign of his commander xD
666 likes
*The dude was stuck in a nightmare limbo*
its pronounced Tsukiyomi
Okay
O'SSÉIN - Master Your Mind With Me under a genjutsu
He really was. What a sad scenario he had to endure.
He was stuck in Naruto
"When did ww2 end?"
Google: 1945
Bing: It's still going on
I laughed so hard lol 😂
Internet explorer: the war has started
@@orenge-hw9nx internet explorer: ww2 will start in 5 centries
Duckduckgo: You mean the one with the mustache man
Bing: Between USSR///Russia and Japan
When you’re lagging a lot and your shots don’t have any effect because the game ended 5 minutes ago
🤣
Rahul Dhoopnarain i can sooooo related to this
You mean 30 years ago
that has literally never happened to anyone
@@thereaIest. thanks sherlock
Japan Surrenders
This guy: Am i a joke to you?
G9 Ranjiplays sorry can’t like I’ll be 70
This guy: Well yes, but actually no
Kobe 24 👌 *_69_* 👌
Him: *Lives in jungle for 30 years*
Also him: *casually moves to brazil without any trouble*
I didn't understand
Davi Guedes that’s nice
there is a lot Japanese and European colonies here in Brazil most of them in the south of the country, many of this colonies still only speak there's original language
@@andrefelipesalvatico7840 Ok cool i don't care
@@searjasar4271 why you reply then😔
America: the war has ended, please surrender.
Onoda: **leaves on read**
*General* :"The war is over, everyone must stop the fighting"
*Onoda* :"no, i dont think i will"
😂
😂😂😂🤣
Everyone: So how many years have you been fighting?
Onoda: *Yes*
Leaflet: *_Japan has surrendered! Signed by even the General_*
This man: *_Impossible_*
actually, "Imposiburu!"
or " *NANI!?!??!* "
FBI OPEN UP kono dio da
nationalists go far, what else can be said.
Woth the thanos picture
*Onoda returns home*
*Sees Nintendo, anime, Kibó on the iss, Godzilla, and American cooperations*
Onoda: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Onoda : atleast we had Jojo
@@achmaddaru9456 JoJo is trash
@@tranvietanh1851 yes yes yes, YES!!!
@@achmaddaru9456 yes only not yes 3 times in that trash anime
@@tranvietanh1851 okay jonathan
He was only 20 when entered the War and Surrendered at 50, Legendary resilience.
18*
18*
19*
Yah hes in uniform for 30 years
Should’ve surrendered at 69 tbh
Give the man props, he was a very loyal soldier. Imagine if all of Japan were like him. That would've been insane.
Bax xtab well then Japan probably would all be dead, remember, they surrendered because of how much of a game changer nukes were, quite a few more cities might have been destroyed if it was the case, loyalty doesn’t really do much in the face of that
Ari_Dexel yeah because americans were so afraid to fight more so they had to drop a nuke its like cheating in a game
Ari_Dexel but at least he wasn’t a quitter tho
Itachi Uchiha no actually America dropped the nukes as a show of power over Stalin who already knew about said nukes through spies. They already had japan on the ropes, and Russia was a massive threat to japans well being.
@@lukaslipovsky340 well u can say that america loves to win!! So they always win in everything
me: waste hours for youtube
Onoda: waste 30 years for nothing
Lol
@@daronpopin9881 lol
@@thelegendarynonamed7469 lol
@@epicness_gamer ulol
WW2 ended!
That one soldier: bought the DLC pack!
The tf2 soldier in a nutshell
The tf2 soldier in a nutshell
@ellis wetherby The tf2 soldier in a nutshell
@ellis wetherby The tf2 soldier in a nutshell
@@lucasplayz680 The tf2 soldier in a nutshell
Japanese:We surrendered, can you stop fighting now?
This man:No, but thank you for asking
LOL
lol
IceCold Playz Yes but actually no
500 Likers
Please tell me that the no, but thank you for asking isnt a reference to the sonic the hedgehog movie trailer
You have to admire the dedication.
How many bullets he shot for the whole time??
This has to be the realest soldier in history
The problem is with how many innocent people and livestock he killed after the war ended.
Seriously i think he was level 98 dumb.
@@marshallzingkhai889 100 doubt I would say:))
*Loyalty:* Speedwagon/10
*Determination:* Frisk/10
*Intelligence Gathering:* No WiFi/10
@Ralsei _migh aswell some phoenix wright_
I swear you are the new Justin Y
Speed wagon? Where?
Frisk/10 LOL
Okay
Wearing the same clothes for 30 years
My mom: WhY Are YOu STIlL WEarINg tHe saME cloTHEs aftEr TWO HouRS?!?!
100th like 1st comment
@@hackerboy64 yes
The Whole World: The war's over man!
Onoda: *FAKE!*
*Fake*
The war ended 30 years ago
This man: *well yes but actually no*
69 likes. Nice.
When you take " Never give up " from anime too seriously !!
hokage dattebayo
LOL
when u weeb
Nah !
when u weeb
when you weeb
0:34 - "Growing Russian forces"
Soviet Union at the time: ARE WE A JOKE TO YOU?! WHAT THE HECK IS RUSSIA?!
Lol
the soviet union was made up of many countries including russia
WHOLE WORLD: WE'RE NOW LIVING IN PEACE, THE WAR HAS ENDED
ONODA: YOU'RE FAKE NEWS
Him: can I die yet
Death : no
30 years later
Him: what about now
Death: what did I tell you already
Okay
@@reynardgottardo2405 oKaYyyyyyyy
Alright
People: It’s over.
This man: It’s just an April 1st prank. They almost got me
America: "We don't want to get involved in world war 2."
japan: *bombs pearl harbor*
America: *"YOU WHAT?"*
America: YOU HAVEN'T SEEN S**T, I'M THE ELON MUSK OF BAD IDEAS
He also returned to Lubang in 1996 and donated 10.000 dolars to a local school, this was actually very nice of him.
Gg
Yes, I knew this story too. I guess his acts were "nothing personal, just bussiness".
well thats decent to know
Infinite Lives
Infinite Ammo
Infinite Health Packs
Difficulty: Easy
lol
Dewayne Cummings hotel? Trivago
lololololololol
@@fcllyYo you work at my Department?
@@fclly AAAA THE FBI
Japan : We already surrendered, get down from the mountain!
Dude : *"I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that."*
Oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah
I dont here u
"He declared he wanted to see Lieutenant onoda, a panda, and the abominable snowman"
Me: hey the man has priorities
What time?
and the fact that he tracked him down while the whole police couldn't
i wonder if he ever found the abominable snowman
Japan: the war is over
Him: well yes but acctualy no
Edit: yall its not that deep calm down
Or just no
Japan:the war is over onoda:not yet (@_@)
Hahahaha
😂
Actually*
Japan: *training the soldiers to fight till the last man and never surrender
Also Japan: *surrenders
Onoda: wait, that’s illegal
Commanding officer: the war already ended dude! Stop resisting!
Onoda: hold on, this whole operation was your idea.
Just like the simulations
@@ardiniskolgecaj3208 Onoda: Fine I'll do it myself
@@SicknastyFPS This is where the fun begins
佐々木アキ I’d still fight if that was the whole idea to not surrender 😅
They meant never surrender in battle, they'd fight until death. The Japanese Government at the time had a national surrender.
War : *ending*
Sergeant : Stop fighting the war is over
Soldier : What I can't hear you
*Also him*
*_AAAAAAAAAAAAA_* Get some !!!
Sergeant : *facepalms*
Okay
“I can’t hear you!”
“Ay ay captain!”
Oooooooooo, who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Hotel: *trivago*
That one kid in class who urges the teacher to stay even after classes are over....
Will you stop fighting WWII?
This man: *_No,I don't think I will_*
Onoda, THE-WAR-IS-OVER!
Onoda:impossible
@@bonjour621 imposhiburu!!!
*LOL*
That one guy at the party who doesn’t know the party is over
The one student who refuses to graduate and still attends classes even when his new classmates are 30 years younger than him.
Onoda:(sees the leeflets)
Onoda: nah
Onoda:(sees picture of Japan getting nuked)
Onoda: _nah_
Onoda:(sees the leeflets again but signed by his master)
Onoda: _NAH_
The other Japanese guy: Japan surrender 30 years ago
Onoda: *_NAH_*
Sees a picture of godzilla:NAH
Sees his old af commander look for him in the jungle
Onoda: oh.
Crpt Shdw is
How stubborn is this guy?
Crpt Shdw crpt shdw copying
Me: yea
“Think you could’ve lasted in the jungle for 30 years with Onoda?”
That’s twice as long as I’ve been alive. I don’t even know how to comprehend that amount of time, much less waste that many years of my life.
Wait so you're one year older than me r u
10?
muffin yt if he was 10 he woulda said triple his age he's prolly like 14, 15
@@SirKankus I’m 11
@@hongkongball5249 you need to be 13 for youtube
@@AverateFN nobody cares
Captain:never surender ok you guys cool with that
Soilder:yeah
Some year later
Captain: alright boys our country surender we should too
Soilder:nah you said never surender
Captain:but our country... Whatever don't take it literally
Best comment.
Mom: war is over, time to go to bed.
*Me: I refuse to acknowledge this fact.*
Survive in the Jungle for 30 years?
of course! if you use SKILLSHARE!
"japan threatened the philippines"
me: philippines does not give up
Philippines never dies
Sry technoblade had to use your quote book
*LOADS MODEL 14P WITH FILIPINO INTENT*
Pilipinas!!!
Aowkakwhnwjwjwj this is cringe nahwyw
cringe
My grandma told me this, i didnt know it was real. I remember she told me that he was hiding in the forest somewhere bc he didnt know the war ended
Trust your grandmas! They know stuff!
Was it your Granddad?
@@dewaynecummings5692 nah she said she saw it on television
how would he knew?
Nobody updated their facebook status
10.000 Abonnenten ohne Video? - Beschreibung lesen! That the joke lol do you not get it? Oof
I can't be the only one who thought of CoD1 Zombies when reading this comment--
10.000 Abonnenten ohne Video? - Beschreibung lesen! R/woooosh
@@LeLouis r/woooosh
@@LeLouis people who decided to join other people to raid area 51
He protecc.
He attacc.
But most importantly...
He forgett.
He forgot what ?
@@TetaGama spat
he didnt come bacc
No, just no.
he got japans bacc
I learned this yet this one was the most entertaining topic in history class.
I respect that.
Nobody:
Absolutely Nobody:
Somebody: The war is over buddy
This dude: Nahhhh
These "jokes" have to stop. They have literally 0 value
@@MidnightBloomDev no it's funny and valuable
I gave you your 69th like.
*behold my supreme power*
@@MidnightBloomDev wow you're probably fun at parties
This is a giant misuse of the format and I'm calling the normie police
Japan surrenders
Onoda: keeps fighting
30 years passed
Onoda: keeps fighting
Onoda: I wonder where everyone is?
*All players have left the game*
So he was just doing what Drake and Josh’s Grandpa did
I get it.
What?
@Toasty boi is a long story
Lyndon B. Johnson It was WW2. He references Germans and General Patton in the episode lol
I saw what you did right there lol
Google chrome: the war ended in 1945
Internet explorer: the war .....
Japanese Officer:The war ended you can stop fighting
Onota: I don't care if the war ended I have one job and im gonna do it
Jaden Lewis ...
Jaden Lewis ...
Jaden Lewis ...
Giving russians their ppsh
*perfect*
Giving japanese m1 garands
*confusion*
Lol 😂 It should have been the Arisaka
@@seankestebernales5841 ikr. I love arisaka
comment section: ArISaKa
it could have been a type 4. . .
nevermind
@Yassin Dihi yes i know,i was joking
He did the right thing like any patriotic soldier would do, fight to the death
If everyone were like that, the whole world would perish
@@charuzusan1842 coward
SILENT KILLERS he’s right tho
@@suyashkumar8784
how old are you?
@@suyashkumar8784 Have you Considered the shocking attrocities committed by Japan during world war 2?
no one:
soldiers: pours rice into fire
Japan: **takes the Philippines**
America: *You weren't supposed to do that*
FBI OPEN UP underrated comment
When you complete story mode but you're still playing the DLC
Ariyus nice try copying the number 1 comment
I like eating raw onions
Some dude:
No that's us
I didn't get it... the whole grammar is as f*cked up as the poor guy's brain
@@ylondes9927 what
@@ylondes9927 huh?
@@ylondes9927 what lol
onoda continued to serve he’s contry under their orders to do not surrender at any cost and he continued fighting for he’s country for 30 years
onoda is like the friend the always by youre side and he will never betray you
poor guy because he fighted in a war that never exicted
and legend because he continued fighting under the orders of he’s contry to never surrender
evryone give him respect at any way you can
i will by saying RESPECT
So interesting to see a movie about him 🔥
There's a Filipino film about him titled Liberacion (2011) starred by Jacky Woo, directed by Adolf Alix.
Cheerry A whoa really, thx for the info...
I hope the that movie is 30 years long too 😂
@@paulogonzales5514 😂🔫
@@cheerrya2805 Adolf?!
onada is the japanese chuck norris.
much respect.
Naruto boi bruh bruce lee is chinese
69 likes
Chunk Nada
@@GAtTheTop he was actually also German Aswell
Hiroshi Fujioka is the Japanese Chuck Norris actually.
he was Kamen Rider and Segata Sanshiro
Everybody: "the war is over"
Onoda: "Reverse card"
“A true legend” he continued fighting for his country Evan AFTER the war was over!
Japan: the war has ended, surrender already!
This guy: *well yes, but actually no*
He just loves war
nobody from imperial japan was ever peaceful
@@maxwellli7057 Because they were trained for war, not as a defense force
Johan Rodrigues maybe he wasn’t, maybes aren’t valid
he loves his nation and stuck to his principles. Most honorable.
Leggo MuhEggo his principles of killing?
Tfw when a server is more than abandoned but you still play on it thinking its full.
I only respect these guys cause even when the war was over they still tried to fight or their country, overall really dedicated.
USA: sir when do you believe WW2 ended
This guy: No
Onoda: *survives 30 years in the jungle*
Also Onoda: *takes next plane to brazil*
"nerver mind- jungle wasnt that bad"
And then taught them jiu jitsu
Bruh he could have served a couple months and been back home by the time he was 21 🙄
Japanese goverment: "we need to surrender."
Onoda: "am I a joke to you?"
This reminds me of a time back in bf5 when I was in a server whare it was just me all alone caping objectives with out anyone to fight...kinda was spooky
This is why I thanked the americans for saving our nation as a filipino Im greatfull that the phillipines is still here
yeah same
Yes
Now as its own country. I think. Please forgive me if I'm wrong. I'm guatemalan, btw.
America even helped the economy and the government, Thank you America.
Thanks to all of the Filipinos who were grateful and commented positively to their American ally.
Nobody:
My mum that are sleeping:
RUclips Recommendations:THe MaN tHAt kEep fightin-
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The war of the philippines is that many filipino soldiers marched almost up to 100 kilometers called the "death march"
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Hate the japanes also i am a filipino
Col. Trautman walks in: "Its over Onoda"
Onoda: "Nothings over"