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Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @amenrva2208
    @amenrva2208 8 лет назад +1872

    you know supernatural shit is going on when a Nokia breaks

    • @DropDeadDebater
      @DropDeadDebater 8 лет назад +16

      Those Things Are Unbreakable.

    • @mikeaft3585
      @mikeaft3585 8 лет назад +28

      the legends say chuck norris actually broke one when he was 20. Im not buying that bullshit

    • @krismoore1749
      @krismoore1749 8 лет назад +4

      +Jackseptiplier My sister broke hers lol

    • @amenrva2208
      @amenrva2208 8 лет назад +11

      Kris Moore Is your sister chuck Norris undercover?

    • @kouhainapstablook9161
      @kouhainapstablook9161 8 лет назад +6

      Drop Dead Debater Yeah lol

  • @seion5497
    @seion5497 8 лет назад +1151

    I'm watching it on phone and I freaked out by seeing reflection of my own eyes

  • @abbyb9341
    @abbyb9341 8 лет назад +934

    Mark: "Is that a banana?"
    Dude: "Broken"
    Mark in tiny voice: "Oh ok"

    • @eef1738
      @eef1738 5 лет назад +4

      @limeade lemon 11:33

  • @terra_the_nightingale135
    @terra_the_nightingale135 8 лет назад +363

    Dude he could literally break the window as he's surrounded by bricks. HELL! THROW THE DAMN NOKIA IT'LL DO THE TRICK

  • @macymcnugget8882
    @macymcnugget8882 8 лет назад +2076

    Game dude:"I don't like the look of this dark corridor... Let's see if he light switch works."Mark:"YEAH LET'S SPRINT DOWN IT!!!!!!"

  • @Jessie_Helms
    @Jessie_Helms 7 лет назад +577

    *sees shoes of dead person*
    No reaction.
    *sees bush*
    IS THAT A BODY?

    • @Rad-id4oo
      @Rad-id4oo 3 года назад +1

      IS THAT THE BITE OF 87? 😱

  • @ireeb
    @ireeb 8 лет назад +1429

    8:56 Dead person under the door. Mark: "What is that?!" *looks at the electric socket*

    • @mckenzieboo
      @mckenzieboo 8 лет назад +5

      lol ikr he like what is that... oh

    • @thedoctorplayz972
      @thedoctorplayz972 8 лет назад +7

      Noah Beeri looked at ur comment at 8:54.. So im like DEAD PERSON??!!!!

    • @shinomichan5782
      @shinomichan5782 8 лет назад +6

      I was screaming.. xD MARK!!!! THERE WAS A BODY!!!!!!!

    • @darkwarriorprogram6546
      @darkwarriorprogram6546 8 лет назад +6

      ADHD FTW. XD

    • @Lavifox
      @Lavifox 8 лет назад +5

      i just was searching for this comment fucking hell yes xD

  • @beneaththesignofficial8675
    @beneaththesignofficial8675 8 лет назад +306

    "So I need a wire cutter? Then I need a wood cutter? Or maybe I just need to SACK UP, AND SHOULDER THAT DOOR OPEN!"
    "She's dead, and now they're gonna kill me...OH MY GOOOOOOOD!"

    • @ashs4074
      @ashs4074 7 лет назад +3

      Beneath The Sign Official I read that RIGHT as Mark said it lolol.

    • @Shiiiiiiison
      @Shiiiiiiison 6 лет назад +1

      Me too Lol XD

  • @NightStar787
    @NightStar787 8 лет назад +317

    Well, Mark I'm not exactly sure about the exact science behind it but pointing a flashlight *_up_* is actually a much better way to illuminate a room than one focused beam. Kudos to the game devs for incorporating that instead of the standard game flashlight.
    ....and if for some reason someone sees my comment and didn't know this and thinks I'm full of shit then go look it up or pull out a flashlight, turn off the lights, and point it towards your ceiling.

    • @thegoldencow6249
      @thegoldencow6249 8 лет назад +8

      NightStar787 I can confirm this! I do this with my phone flashlight when organizing my bed. Nothing like jumping in those comfy sheets to be disappointed that you left the lights on 😂

    • @TarkinRocher
      @TarkinRocher 8 лет назад +15

      NightStar787 Only if the ceiling is a bright color. If the ceiling is dark pointing the flashlight up wastes the illumination.

    • @ladymycelia
      @ladymycelia 8 лет назад +4

      I actually had to use this trick a lot last weekend after losing electricity from a hurricane, we have white ceilings so I think that, plus the fact that the ceiling is a flat surface compared to everything else you point a light at makes it easier for light to reflect off of the surface.

    • @Shadow4wolf
      @Shadow4wolf 8 лет назад +12

      I believe it was one of those industrial flashlights with a light not only in the front, bot on the bottom as well, to illuminate a greater area in front of you. I have one like that in my house.

    • @NightStar787
      @NightStar787 8 лет назад +1

      Shadow4wolfz Actually regardless of the flashlight size or type it does the same thing. I can light up my entire room with a small pocket flashlight.

  • @wotan.mp44
    @wotan.mp44 8 лет назад +1143

    When I woke up ...
    He was eating my *exotic butters.*

    • @lostmarbelz9326
      @lostmarbelz9326 8 лет назад +38

      When i woke up.......
      Vlad said the baby wasn't his.

    • @youngbuck3495
      @youngbuck3495 8 лет назад +5

      You are amzening

    • @candyhair
      @candyhair 8 лет назад +1

      same...

    • @MrBern-ex3wq
      @MrBern-ex3wq 8 лет назад +23

      When I woke up...
      I heard the voice of an angsty teen

    • @Pig_stain
      @Pig_stain 8 лет назад +1

      really

  • @Jase_Gaming
    @Jase_Gaming 8 лет назад +524

    that detective broke like every single regulation

    • @Jase_Gaming
      @Jase_Gaming 8 лет назад +96

      first off a detective is supposed to remain calm not saying bullshit just for the lulz. second he was supposed to listen in detail and not be biased. this game already is on my shitlist for not being correct about that simple matter

    • @Jase_Gaming
      @Jase_Gaming 8 лет назад +93

      JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE FINGER PRINTS DOESNT MEAN THEIR INSTANTLY GUILTY. there are many cases of finger prints leading to the wrong person

    • @krismoore1749
      @krismoore1749 8 лет назад

      +Jase The G. Fighter Lol

    • @KanetheSpaceWolf
      @KanetheSpaceWolf 8 лет назад +44

      I agree, that detective is a shit, he is terrible at his job going with the first thing he sees

    • @Jase_Gaming
      @Jase_Gaming 8 лет назад +32

      MY RUFFLES HAVE BEEN JIMMIED

  • @spnchick4438
    @spnchick4438 8 лет назад +96

    15:53, Police: "You're under arrest!
    Mark: " No I'm not!. lmao!

  • @Callsign.scandi
    @Callsign.scandi 8 лет назад +3127

    I just had an unskipable ad where a cow just stared into the camera
    Edit: just wanted to say before you come back and comment on adblock or whatever, I didnt complain about the ad, i just thought it was a funny ad so i commented about it

  • @bribri2863
    @bribri2863 8 лет назад +805

    when Mark said "was it outside" my dog got super exited and thought she was going for a walk

  • @SD-zb3so
    @SD-zb3so 8 лет назад +384

    voice acting in this game is 10/10

  • @TheRealEvilkitten3
    @TheRealEvilkitten3 7 лет назад +2030

    hang on, this makes no sense. one, that woman was covered in dust, her fingers were stiff, and the blood was all dried up - she'd likely been dead since before he got there. two, *he got whacked in the head with a pipe. he's going to have a concussion at the very *least*, if not something more serious, but definitely an injury that could easily prove he was attacked. third, the neighbors not seeing anyone else doesn't mean there was no one else there, as someone who knew he wasn't supposed to be there would be sneaky while someone who thought he was supposed* to be there wouldn't bother. fourth, his fingerprints would have only been in certain places, like her hand, because that's all that he touched. fifth, as i mentioned earlier, *all her blood looked pretty freaking dry*, meaning that the blood on his clothes would have been his own, from the injury that - again - *would have been really easy for them to find*. sixth, fingerprints aren't solid evidence for multiple reasons. finally, he was invited over the phone, meaning that it wouldn't be hard to check and see that he really had been called over.
    on top of that, the police were called because the neighbors saw a trespasser - we don't have any reason to believe that they knew about the woman before they got there. the cop interrogating him is implying that the strongest evidence against him is fingerprint-based, which as i already mentioned isn't nearly as strong as we used to think it was. finally, if that woman *had* been murdered after he arrived, there's still plenty of evidence supporting his alibi- namely, *the fucking head wound*, the fingerprints he would've left in other areas of the house, and, again, the fact that someone had called him over under false pretenses. his story isn't bullshit, that cop is just really fucking bad at his job.

    • @lila1961
      @lila1961 6 лет назад +234

      dang your good at knowing and explaning that lol

    • @tearfilledrum
      @tearfilledrum 6 лет назад +213

      i had the same exact problem with all this. i was just about to type a lot of this but you saved me the trouble.

    • @Kazbann
      @Kazbann 6 лет назад +53

      You mean a banal comment?

    • @nishadognishadog6552
      @nishadognishadog6552 6 лет назад +146

      The cop might’ve been in on it, or even the killer himself

    • @bluecrood2720
      @bluecrood2720 6 лет назад +42

      You're doing the police's job better than they can. Judging by the lack of grammar i'm assuming you aren't a real police so...
      Research??

  • @flipflopzthreeonethree1873
    @flipflopzthreeonethree1873 8 лет назад +158

    "I don't like the look of that dark corridor"
    Mark: Me neither. Let's sprint down it! *manly squealing*
    Mark: it's dark in here I can't see a goddamn thing

  • @shaesheher4278
    @shaesheher4278 8 лет назад +448

    I'm pretty sure you can take the key out of the lock cause if you look the key is still in the lock and the you can unlock the other door and get the other ending

    • @shaesheher4278
      @shaesheher4278 8 лет назад +43

      Although Marks never gonna see this so theres no point :/

    • @QUK_DDCT
      @QUK_DDCT 8 лет назад +7

      I LITERALLY thought the same thing lmao

    • @hoe7456
      @hoe7456 8 лет назад +4

      Yuri Nakamura why would the one key work for multiple doors?

    • @PickleFishMusic
      @PickleFishMusic 8 лет назад +10

      AmAturtle there were 2 keys...

    • @shaesheher4278
      @shaesheher4278 8 лет назад +8

      AmAturtle there were two keys -.-

  • @RegretfulGreedler
    @RegretfulGreedler 8 лет назад +146

    As a home renovator, this game just makes me feel like I'm at work

    • @falsonaga
      @falsonaga 8 лет назад +37

      remember to not attend late calls from men living in desolated places

    • @tr0ll0ps13
      @tr0ll0ps13 8 лет назад +35

      Also be sure to check your back at all times to make sure there isn't a guy waiting to hit you in the back of your head with a metal rod.

    • @carlomaster1053
      @carlomaster1053 8 лет назад +15

      And if possible bring a weapon with you at all costs especially when attending a creepy ass house

  • @mutantkevin6306
    @mutantkevin6306 8 лет назад +217

    Mr.Voice in the beginning: "So, I drove there with my car."
    Me: Well what else would you drive with? A moose?

    • @929er13
      @929er13 6 лет назад +39

      are you mocking the way we Canadians transport from place to place 🙄

    • @HAKeller
      @HAKeller 5 лет назад +2

      XD

    • @crypto9776
      @crypto9776 4 года назад +1

      Banal lacking in originality as to be obvious and boring
      Me:WoW Big brain

    • @royalblanket
      @royalblanket 4 года назад

      Step on the oops

    • @shiftkit390
      @shiftkit390 4 года назад +2

      not his car. duh

  • @haliejohnson-smith5434
    @haliejohnson-smith5434 8 лет назад +379

    Watching Mark and Jack play horror games at two in the morning.... Me: *I have school tomorrow.* Mark: *"I will see you in the next video."* Me: *Okay then.*

    • @mnt_eevee
      @mnt_eevee 6 лет назад +1

      mood

    • @randomartist9119
      @randomartist9119 4 года назад +1

      Halie Johnson-Smith haha- school it’s corona time *insert cool glasses person*

    • @navia_png6939
      @navia_png6939 4 года назад

      It's actually almost 2 am rn

  • @angussneef
    @angussneef 8 лет назад +184

    Damnit, Mark! The needle nose pliers! YOU HAD THEM IN YOUR HAND! THATS HOW YOU FIX THE FUSE BOX!

    • @ohno8398
      @ohno8398 8 лет назад +15

      I'm glad I wasn't the only one screaming at the screen.

    • @こわい-j8j
      @こわい-j8j 8 лет назад

      emilieeran when I played I opened the garage and in the middle of opening the garage broke and I had to fix the fuse box and then I opened the garage all the way and went out but sadly the guy came

    • @angussneef
      @angussneef 8 лет назад

      SociallyAwkward is there a different ending if you avoid the wallet and such?

    • @bourne1828
      @bourne1828 8 лет назад +1

      Now i have to download the game and play it to see the other ending. God Damn it Mark!

    • @PoodiePieNasro
      @PoodiePieNasro 8 лет назад

      didin't he open the fuse box with them? :c

  • @ShiftySetax
    @ShiftySetax 8 лет назад +324

    So you bash a guy over the head, drag him further into the house, and THEN try to kill him? I've been doing it wrong this whole time!

    • @Danothemano
      @Danothemano 8 лет назад +10

      o.O

    • @ShiftySetax
      @ShiftySetax 8 лет назад +18

      Danothemano I mean, I know a guy who's been doing it wrong this whole time. Yeah...

    • @mckenzieboo
      @mckenzieboo 8 лет назад +1

      i was doing it wrong too! i was doing it like bashing a crowbar into the back of their head alot of times!! (jkjk)

    • @Yes-wp3ry
      @Yes-wp3ry 8 лет назад

      Jacob Knight Was I that guy?

    • @ShiftySetax
      @ShiftySetax 8 лет назад +7

      Free2Play Yes! It was my old buddy.... *cough* What's-his-name!

  • @DOOTIE
    @DOOTIE 8 лет назад +587

    i remember when me and my friend tried to break a nokia phone, we put it in the microwave..
    she had to get a new microwave.

    • @christopherterzakos6118
      @christopherterzakos6118 5 лет назад +24

      What did the Nokia fricking shoot the microwave

    • @spicysalt8772
      @spicysalt8772 5 лет назад +31

      @@christopherterzakos6118, no of course not. It punched it to pieces

    • @maxboyd7350
      @maxboyd7350 5 лет назад +12

      Justifier Chuck Nokia

    • @Fredcat11
      @Fredcat11 4 года назад +7

      What's a wonderful match between the Nokia Phone and the Microwave.

    • @smith806
      @smith806 3 года назад +1

      I once beat a nokia with a baseball bat...my bat broke🙁

  • @itsemilygrace4506
    @itsemilygrace4506 8 лет назад +178

    it was pretty handy that he found those keys, get it handy, because she had them in her hand

  • @jonisvase433
    @jonisvase433 8 лет назад +140

    Next time I need to escape from somewhere, I'll just bash out the windows "gangnam style".

  • @meloniejen5864
    @meloniejen5864 8 лет назад +515

    I feel like in real life half these games would end if you were just like fuck this shit I'm out

    • @GreenMunkeeD
      @GreenMunkeeD 8 лет назад +43

      They should make a game where doing that is literally an option. Like, right before you play silent hill or some other horror game, you just decide not to go. Outlast even. before the gate closes, you get back in your car and your character murmors "Yeah... Maybe not." I mean, I'm not saying it should be a huge mechanic. Anyone could say fuck this and turn off their game. I'd just like the game's character to be able to say fuck this, go home, eat popcorn, credits roll.

    • @meloniejen5864
      @meloniejen5864 8 лет назад +11

      :D

    • @Cthulus_left_tentacle
      @Cthulus_left_tentacle 4 года назад +15

      @@GreenMunkeeD there’s something like that in We Happy Few, where your first choice is to decide to pop a joy and forget. Then boom, credits roll

    • @ArceusAmaranthine
      @ArceusAmaranthine 4 года назад +4

      @@meloniejen5864 Far Cry 4 and 5 did something similar too.

    • @jw5386
      @jw5386 4 года назад +1

      There was an option like that in a game he played called like Suite something where you could just decide to get back in the elevator and leave

  • @sydneybennett5047
    @sydneybennett5047 5 лет назад +24

    Cops: You're under arrest!
    Mark: No I'm not.
    Me: Well Mark does make quite the compelling case to let him go.

  • @Ryukachoo
    @Ryukachoo 8 лет назад +219

    17:52
    ok this is literally not how investigations work, especially since a lot depends on the autopsy determining cause of death and also determining motive

    • @szutyksosisback
      @szutyksosisback 8 лет назад

      yup

    • @TisDreah
      @TisDreah 8 лет назад +24

      The protagonist actually said there was dust on the woman's body, which meant sge was murdered a while ago so he wouldn't have been able to do it

    • @samitobito
      @samitobito 8 лет назад +3

      Ryukachoo video game, indie. Don't judge too hard

    • @darrahtrimble3532
      @darrahtrimble3532 8 лет назад +1

      Ryukachoo Technically it depends on the evidence, suspects, Medical examiner autopsy and if there are any leads

    • @WaveRain
      @WaveRain 8 лет назад +5

      how bout the fact the police didnt read you are rights so they cant do shit.

  • @julianblandi4195
    @julianblandi4195 8 лет назад +264

    This game is so unrealistic. The Nokia phone was broken.... Impossible

    • @carpymoreno
      @carpymoreno 8 лет назад +1

      actually my Nokia Lumia 520 (the phone on the game) does look like that after 3 years lol

    • @erjanread9473
      @erjanread9473 8 лет назад +3

      J10Blandi its the wrong type of nokia

    • @unluckycatfish6866
      @unluckycatfish6866 8 лет назад +5

      it was a new nokia.. they can brake.. but the old ones...no no no..

    • @wardneale8019
      @wardneale8019 8 лет назад +3

      dovakiin

  • @OffMyMed
    @OffMyMed 8 лет назад +136

    You can take the key outta the lock you put it in to open the door...

    • @smartsaver9345
      @smartsaver9345 8 лет назад +4

      Jose L I was thinking turn on a bunch of stuff to trip the breaker like a real breaker

    • @shelbyhemming1412
      @shelbyhemming1412 8 лет назад +1

      Jose L THANK YOU IKR

  • @sournote8610
    @sournote8610 7 лет назад +31

    “I’m going in!”
    *OoooooooooOoooooooooooooooooo*
    “Uh...I’m gonna assume that was the screams of ghosts running away from me because I’m so scary.”

  • @The_Physicist
    @The_Physicist 8 лет назад +51

    8:56 Completely misses the dead body under the cardboard.

    • @Adamthebasfordskater
      @Adamthebasfordskater 8 лет назад +5

      i was just about to point that out. ahaha

    • @corina8607
      @corina8607 8 лет назад +4

      lol I started reading the comments to see if anyone else noticed

    • @dweebpatrol
      @dweebpatrol 8 лет назад +1

      Yeah I noticed that too

    • @griffiiin
      @griffiiin 8 лет назад

      I did the same when I first played it haha

    • @TheSpy149
      @TheSpy149 8 лет назад

      Jeffrey Dickens lol I thought I saw a dead body behind the pile of stuff while the hallway was dark

  • @DrKriegsgrave
    @DrKriegsgrave 8 лет назад +439

    14:30 to 14:52 - Mark has finally learned how to speak the sims 4 language!

  • @phteve1900
    @phteve1900 8 лет назад +45

    Dark Corridor.
    Fuck it.
    Run.
    Mutter "Murder-Pocalypse"
    Then realize there is a light switch.
    Lmfao. I'm crying.
    I sub for moments like those.

  • @danpalmer2808
    @danpalmer2808 8 лет назад +433

    But Nokias are the closest thing to immortal in existence

    • @BDB101SB
      @BDB101SB 6 лет назад +14

      Kelpo Gaming besides Water Bears. They are pretty much invincible. Even more than a nokia phone lmao

    • @sarcastixfoxdragon6166
      @sarcastixfoxdragon6166 5 лет назад +10

      @@BDB101SB YES. They're also referred to as moss piglets but I like water bears better.

    • @markokrstic8795
      @markokrstic8795 4 года назад +6

      Queen Elizabeth? She's immortal.

    • @makailastafford4210
      @makailastafford4210 4 года назад

      Tell that to me and my brothers nokia that we destroyed totally 🤣 only if

    • @paladinstorm
      @paladinstorm 4 года назад +2

      People think all Nokias are like that, when it's only the older ones, from before the age of smart phones.

  • @lizmic8934
    @lizmic8934 8 лет назад +54

    me:I have school tomorrow... I should watch something before I go to bed...(watches mark play scary games)

  • @kiablependous
    @kiablependous 8 лет назад +104

    When the ad takes 20 minutes to load and the video doesn't have to load

    • @kiablependous
      @kiablependous 8 лет назад +7

      Finally loaded

    • @ColToNII
      @ColToNII 8 лет назад +4

      WolfMaster6097 exactly youtube is shit

    • @Adnaneee
      @Adnaneee 8 лет назад

      WolfMaster6097 use ad blocker stupid

    • @theoneandonly7671
      @theoneandonly7671 8 лет назад

      add blockers are illegal

    • @Andrew-ql3bu
      @Andrew-ql3bu 8 лет назад

      Adnane Abdallaoui But I use RUclips app :(

  • @randomrainbowkitten4997
    @randomrainbowkitten4997 8 лет назад +626

    Yay! Blameless! A lovely little game where you play as an interior designer and try to find a way out of the house of a crazy man who tried to murder your face off! Fun for the whole family!

    • @carinaellefson8902
      @carinaellefson8902 8 лет назад +28

      I love this comment because it is so cheerful about murder and with the face of Blueberry! it is the funniest thing to imagine Blueberry saying this

    • @keanuchungus
      @keanuchungus 7 лет назад +5

      Great family values 10/10

    • @cavthecat2798
      @cavthecat2798 7 лет назад +2

      Random rainbow kitten Lol

    • @feeldesu182
      @feeldesu182 7 лет назад +1

      Random rainbow kitten I liked because fun fun for the whole family

    • @therandomsclub3722
      @therandomsclub3722 7 лет назад +2

      Random rainbow kitten The way you put that and along with your profile pic, it worked PERFECTLY

  • @ivycooke1138
    @ivycooke1138 8 лет назад +18

    6:27 Mark you had the perfect chance to say you were gonna raise the roof

  • @emilystubbs7014
    @emilystubbs7014 8 лет назад +434

    THEESE DANM 30 SECOND ADS WITHOUT A SKIP BUTTON!!!!

    • @nightmareclaws7540
      @nightmareclaws7540 8 лет назад +1

      Emily Stubbs ikr

    • @YoRHa2B.
      @YoRHa2B. 8 лет назад +3

      u has sebastien prophile picture O-o u r god

    • @seneral9804
      @seneral9804 8 лет назад +2

      Reload;)

    • @derpypenguin3127
      @derpypenguin3127 8 лет назад

      it doesn't work all the time

    • @seneral9804
      @seneral9804 8 лет назад +1

      Then do it again;) Certainly faster than an unskippable ad >20sec...

  • @superjangames
    @superjangames 8 лет назад +177

    So horror. Much spoopy.

  • @aprilw8319
    @aprilw8319 8 лет назад +103

    Mark is such a great guy ^-^

  • @helloitmai
    @helloitmai 8 лет назад +141

    EXOTIC BUTTERS WILL ALWAYS KEEP YOU SAFE!

    • @vilegames584
      @vilegames584 8 лет назад +3

      Emma Fowler safe so i can watch my soap operas

    • @pixxeltrap2590
      @pixxeltrap2590 8 лет назад +5

      lol. sister location references.

    • @pixxeltrap2590
      @pixxeltrap2590 8 лет назад +2

      dont worry mark. u wont die. i no how 2 pretend. lol. stuff baby says is wierd sometimes.

  • @Rogue-76
    @Rogue-76 8 лет назад +65

    DAMN!!! Mark watch were you are pointing Those guns 💪

    • @HAKeller
      @HAKeller 5 лет назад +1

      Excuse me what the fuck

  • @Arkylie
    @Arkylie 8 лет назад +62

    *picks up soup to start eating a bit*
    *Game:* Press shift to run.
    *puts soup back down*

  • @xXKitsuneofDarknessX
    @xXKitsuneofDarknessX 8 лет назад +66

    None of this would work in real life. First of all, the character would have proof that someone lead them there - they would have the email or letter or whatever stating that they should go there for a job. Second of all, if you got hit in the head HARD ENOUGH TO KNOCK YOU OUT, you would have some sort of proof of that - a welt, a bruise, blood in your hair from a wound, SOMETHING. There would be some sort of evidence for the cops to realize you're not lying, at least not completely. This person doesn't know how police work. They wouldn't just be like, "I hear what you're saying but you're stupid." Even if the "evidence" is hard to deny, they would at least take your side into consideration. Unless the detective is the one who was hunting you or something, but that should have been made more obvious if that's the case.

    • @AvgFemboy
      @AvgFemboy 7 лет назад +1

      xXKitsuneofDarknessX its a game b it dount need to make sense

    • @Kiku91
      @Kiku91 6 лет назад +5

      DEUS VULT CORNHUB Even if it is game, the story can really help enhance the elements of the gameplay. The BS cop really takes you out of it. If there was a little more thought and research (and you can never do too much research for a story) into Forensic Science, it would have been a lot more compelling.

    • @Lh0000
      @Lh0000 6 лет назад +5

      You didn’t even mention how finger prints aren’t conclusive evidence at all, as this game ironically shows clearly! Any joe shmow can touch a body and leave fingerprints. Not to mention that mr. Blameless would leave fingerprints only on the hand, where the key she was holding was. NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT THE WOMENS BLOOD WAS *DRY* AND HER MUSCLES HAD ALREADY STIFFENED, IMPLYING RIGER MORTIS, MEANING SHE WAS DEAD FOR QUITE SOME TIME! FFFFFFFFFFFF- that detective was not very good at his job needless to say... oh and having the possession of someone who’s dead does not imply that you killed them...

  • @Nerdperior
    @Nerdperior 3 года назад +3

    Back In December of 2016 I was super sick from the flu. I decided to take a nostalgia trip and watch markiplier since I used to watch him all the time back in 2013-14. I watched this video and I remember being amazed how good this game was and how clever it was. I was laying on the couch in our basement super warm while snowing out and watching this.. I had very found memories of this time for some reason. Ever since 2019 I on and off again looked for this video. Glad I finally found it!!!

  • @shingarde1403
    @shingarde1403 8 лет назад +80

    mark: *walks by dead body* THERE'S NOTHING HERE?! MRRAAAAAAHHHH
    mark outside: is that a dead body? no thats a plant.

  • @nexiamonae5654
    @nexiamonae5654 8 лет назад +148

    Me listening with headphones. Carefully removes headphones: "Hm... better not..."

  • @ScientistCat
    @ScientistCat 8 лет назад +59

    My parents and I have Nokia smartphones almost exactly like that. BTW pointing the flashlight up is more effective since the ceiling diffuses the light evenly, as opposed to one focused beam that also forces your eyes to adjust and prevents you from seeing around the lit area.

    • @billabong5366
      @billabong5366 8 лет назад +1

      ScientistCat those sort of lights have a big lift on the belly thats gets a bigger area but is dimer nice theory though

    • @Sliferslacker21
      @Sliferslacker21 8 лет назад +10

      Nah, that's true with any source of light. I use my phone's flashlight to light up my room with it faced towards the ceiling. It makes the room brighter then just pointing the beam.

  • @pndamando6167
    @pndamando6167 8 лет назад +55

    2:53 when you realise mark is actually ripped

    • @shrimpy5296
      @shrimpy5296 3 года назад

      read this comment like 2 seconds before it happened lmao

  • @bonnietelocole6777
    @bonnietelocole6777 8 лет назад +197

    the first jumpscare nearly killed me Dx WHERE IS PHONE GUY AND JUMPSCARE TIMES GUY WHEN YOU NEED THEM?!
    edit 1: found one! first one is 7:11
    edit 2: second one is at 15:32

  • @giga-chicken
    @giga-chicken 8 лет назад +218

    2:48
    *Wheeeere's the blacksmith?!!*

    • @occulee
      @occulee 8 лет назад

      Nickholas Hietala What is that reference from?

    • @Devdraco
      @Devdraco 8 лет назад

      Revity Deko One of Mark's earlier videos

    • @occulee
      @occulee 8 лет назад

      Devdraco I know that much, I just meant which game.

    • @xXWaifuInsuranceXx
      @xXWaifuInsuranceXx 8 лет назад

      haha. good times. :3

    • @Devdraco
      @Devdraco 8 лет назад

      Revity Deko several I think. first is Amnesia thing

  • @galaxyofreesesking2124
    @galaxyofreesesking2124 8 лет назад +28

    I seriously how Mark is so perceptive. Academically speaking, Mark is extremely knowledgeable. That is to say as far as I've been able to tell.

    • @galaxyofreesesking2124
      @galaxyofreesesking2124 8 лет назад

      Is the game In beta?

    • @polyblank2429
      @polyblank2429 8 лет назад +1

      he's alright, it couldn't really be considered extreme perception. I'd just say from experience playing so many games he'd be able to guess what a developer wants the player to do from pure past expereince.

    • @galaxyofreesesking2124
      @galaxyofreesesking2124 8 лет назад +4

      Poly Blank True, true... wait OMG, this comment and these replies should be cherished; this is one of the first comments where the replies didn't make me debate someone on my opinion!!! :')

  • @CatMuto
    @CatMuto 7 лет назад +5

    "How can you not have seen him?"
    Wow, Mr Protagonist Voice. Way to put emotion into that...

  • @kimberlyfaith6539
    @kimberlyfaith6539 8 лет назад +927

    Jumpscares are at
    7:12
    15:33
    you're welcome:)

  • @nytso4940
    @nytso4940 8 лет назад +289

    I swear in 2100 they're gonna be digging through the dirt and find a Nokia that's on half battery!

    • @moofanspoobguy
      @moofanspoobguy 7 лет назад +3

      Sally Williams Agreed

    • @Sn00zeYYYY
      @Sn00zeYYYY 6 лет назад +4

      Why would robots be digging through dirt? I have a feeling they wouldn't he any dirt in that time of years... 🇳🇴 🇬🇴🇮🇳🇬 🇧🇦🇨🇰 they are coming for us... They are coming

    • @TheTheninjagummybear
      @TheTheninjagummybear 5 лет назад +2

      @@Sn00zeYYYY, Are you okay?

    • @bIuefox
      @bIuefox 3 года назад

      @@TheTheninjagummybear noduh

    • @bIuefox
      @bIuefox 3 года назад

      wow i just realized im really late

  • @alexgant8745
    @alexgant8745 8 лет назад +39

    Well, if he has the date of which he came as well as the date of which the couple moved, couldn't they just take the date of the woman's death? Dust and an autopsy, right?

  • @jacem1795
    @jacem1795 4 года назад +5

    I spent an entire year trying to find this video but couldn't remember the tittle. I'm happy now

  • @legodude7723
    @legodude7723 8 лет назад +221

    "One of the most sacred principles in the American criminal justice system, holding that a defendant is innocent until proven guilty. In other words, the prosecution must prove, beyond a reasonable doubt, each essential element of the crime charged." - Cornell University. Those who arrested the player are wrong.

    • @legodude7723
      @legodude7723 8 лет назад +33

      Also he needs trial by jury of his peers.

    • @legodude7723
      @legodude7723 8 лет назад +30

      And one phone call

    • @d4dr4g0n
      @d4dr4g0n 8 лет назад +19

      Two words: Circumstantial Evidence.
      They don't have the murder weapon. If he gets a half-decent lawyer, he probably would be judged "Not Guilty"

    • @bluedragonfly8139
      @bluedragonfly8139 8 лет назад +6

      I think that applies to actual court cases and jail time, not to someone being arrested. Honestly, the police have a lot of reasons to believe 'Mr. Blameless' killed the woman.

    • @kchgamer1788
      @kchgamer1788 8 лет назад

      Legodude772 I'm pretty sure you can be denied your phone calls. I don't think it is against the law

  • @maddiedoes3571
    @maddiedoes3571 8 лет назад +48

    Eatin some cheese and watching Markiplier... my life is good.

    • @ariv7905
      @ariv7905 8 лет назад +6

      Maddie Does I'm eating exotic butters

    • @daddeezgirl626
      @daddeezgirl626 8 лет назад +5

      I'm doing school and watching Markiplier... he makes it more bearable...

    • @gracefulslumber8441
      @gracefulslumber8441 8 лет назад +4

      Ex Ex Exotic Budders

    • @vhsfeverdream7447
      @vhsfeverdream7447 8 лет назад +2

      every night I eat some deep fried butter

    • @danieladdison8332
      @danieladdison8332 8 лет назад

      Maddie Does is it stringed cheese?

  • @KBDFProductions
    @KBDFProductions 8 лет назад +7

    "The phone is smashed, there is no way it's going to work"
    "But it's a Nokia!"
    I'm pretty sure that's the joke they were insinuating. Lol.

    • @KBDFProductions
      @KBDFProductions 8 лет назад +2

      Also, it's 25 years for murder, so yes Detective, he will get out. Such a bad officer, but then again, USA.

  • @melindalynch8876
    @melindalynch8876 8 лет назад +10

    i got a theory
    keep on running when that guy runs for you run around get closer to the gate
    each time. don't let him get you.when the police shows up will he be caught with
    you too?

  • @colorlesssunrise387
    @colorlesssunrise387 8 лет назад +151

    Dat hair ;) Dat. Red. Hair.. ~Touches it~

    • @thatboi9599
      @thatboi9599 8 лет назад +22

      ColorlessSunrise floof the hair... for power...

    • @potatovlogs3718
      @potatovlogs3718 8 лет назад

      You gotta love the hair!!!❤️

    • @heyitsteej339
      @heyitsteej339 8 лет назад +1

      ColorlessSunrise Little hint for explaining actions. Use these * before and after the part you want to bold or whatever. Example: Dat hair, dat red hair, *touches it.*

    • @thatboi9599
      @thatboi9599 8 лет назад +2

      Call of Crafty lol I was just about to say that too

    • @lpproductions1757
      @lpproductions1757 8 лет назад

      -touches hair- c:

  • @danklordd
    @danklordd 8 лет назад +127

    Jump scare list
    7:11
    7:38 (if that counts)
    15:33
    ENJOY :D

  • @rex4796
    @rex4796 8 лет назад +327

    In the middle of a Game: hold shift to run
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: why would I neED TO RUN OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT

  • @ThatOneeChiickk
    @ThatOneeChiickk 8 лет назад +918

    2/10 unrealistic
    It's impossible to break Nokia phones. Smh.

    • @infury05
      @infury05 7 лет назад +17

      Maddiee Noel yeah.... But it was ' Nokai' 😂

    • @noahunderwood3042
      @noahunderwood3042 7 лет назад +8

      Maybe the guy who hit u broke your phone intentionally

    • @solaire2271
      @solaire2271 6 лет назад +12

      LSS2 Kefla Still Impossible

    • @Akuxz
      @Akuxz 6 лет назад +10

      Maddiee Noel wrong model of the phone.

    • @moom3617
      @moom3617 6 лет назад +1

      Gizmo Boose

  • @Contenya2001
    @Contenya2001 8 лет назад +30

    So glad I decided to watch these things before bed....

    • @Danothemano
      @Danothemano 8 лет назад +2

      I know right?! haha

    • @OliveOilthepuppy
      @OliveOilthepuppy 8 лет назад +2

      lol that's exactly what I was thinking.

    • @jeredb54
      @jeredb54 8 лет назад +4

      currently doing this now... how fucked am I for sleep?

    • @mahlietroy310
      @mahlietroy310 8 лет назад +2

      i was just wondering why i never watch any of his happy not nightmare inducing vids before bed. cause common sense i guess

  • @WaffletheKodiak
    @WaffletheKodiak 8 лет назад +34

    was really cute when mark flexed.. oh yeah the game was cool too

    • @marsman4554
      @marsman4554 3 года назад

      Oh wait there was a game?

  • @iSyphony
    @iSyphony 8 лет назад +99

    Thank you for choosing
    Angsty Teen.

    • @rzr9178
      @rzr9178 8 лет назад +15

      I'm sorry Eggs Benedict but I actually chose Casual Bongos

    • @LilBoTeeth
      @LilBoTeeth 8 лет назад +2

      Ahiku That game is already dead.

    • @sauce9518
      @sauce9518 8 лет назад +6

      ^ Yet you still understand the reference? Stop trying to act cool.

    • @Gnowimaster
      @Gnowimaster 8 лет назад

      But I wanted the Bongos :c

    • @limegaming2628
      @limegaming2628 8 лет назад

      look whos talkin

  • @RatGangisMYusername
    @RatGangisMYusername Месяц назад +1

    most oblivious horror protagonist of all time
    Ethan Winters eat your heart out

  • @cosmocha6774
    @cosmocha6774 8 лет назад +115

    Good thing he didn't steal your
    EXOTIC BUTTERS

  • @AndrewPRoberts
    @AndrewPRoberts 8 лет назад +61

    GRAB THE KEYS AFTER YOU UNLOCK THE DOOR

    • @cassi75474
      @cassi75474 7 лет назад +1

      But you need the keys to unlock the door.

    • @nikoletak
      @nikoletak 7 лет назад

      Unidrw LMAO

    • @Playdohpig
      @Playdohpig 7 лет назад

      That absolutely infuriates me that he can’t think to grab the keys.

    • @Playdohpig
      @Playdohpig 7 лет назад

      cassi75474 this makes no sense.

  • @anyanaylor
    @anyanaylor 8 лет назад +6

    I like how in trying to find a way out, the main character ignores the fact that he woke up in a room with windows and multiple bricks laying around.

  • @haleynaclark9926
    @haleynaclark9926 6 лет назад +4

    Just imagine if Mark's gaming room wasn't sound proof. Like the neighbors would probably just hear "SACK UP AND SHOULDER THE DOOR!"

  • @misteroofboi3517
    @misteroofboi3517 8 лет назад +524

    Hello mark, my name is Sam. and I just want to say is that I'm sorry u had a rough couple of months, and it takes a big person to admit there mistakes. that's what makes you human! And, u have a big supporting community with u. U BEEN THERE FOR US AND KNOW ITS TIME WE SHOULD BE THERE FOR YOU! and even if u skipped a day and took a day off RUclips to calm yourself down that's ok! we are as a community and I will be the voice for the community all WE want to say is that we love you! and we want you to be happy ~sam

  • @msharp4444
    @msharp4444 8 лет назад +158

    " I drove there with my car"
    really? I wouldv'e taken my ostrich

    • @jos3r5
      @jos3r5 8 лет назад +4

      SAME! Some people dont understand the ostrich life :P

    • @plazmaburst7081
      @plazmaburst7081 8 лет назад +5

      I drive my Cathullu...

    • @Devdraco
      @Devdraco 8 лет назад

      Plazma Burst Cthulu*

    • @certifiedaIien
      @certifiedaIien 8 лет назад +3

      personally i would've taken my chocobo (if you know what that is from bless)

    • @errousmasterofchaos69
      @errousmasterofchaos69 8 лет назад

      Rachel Michelle can i get a ride with you? (i know what a chocobo is)

  • @loralynsanders3956
    @loralynsanders3956 8 лет назад +80

    IM WATCHING THIS IN ARCHITECTURAL DESIGN CLASS

    • @TheOutZZ
      @TheOutZZ 8 лет назад +32

      ALWAYS CHECK BEHIND YOU, THERE MIGHT BE STANDING A GUY WHO WANTS TO HIT YOU IN THE HEAD WITH AN IRON ROD!

    • @BwooHuraca
      @BwooHuraca 8 лет назад +7

      I HOPE YOU TOOK NOTES.

    • @TheSpy149
      @TheSpy149 8 лет назад +6

      Loralyn Sanders I HOPE THE SOUND WASNT LOUD

    • @kailynhague6917
      @kailynhague6917 8 лет назад +7

      do work you IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @AustinPinheiro_uniquetexthere
      @AustinPinheiro_uniquetexthere 8 лет назад +2

      why

  • @oliverddp
    @oliverddp 8 лет назад +66

    i love these thumbnails

    • @mollysnell6272
      @mollysnell6272 8 лет назад +4

      same XD

    • @melly3562
      @melly3562 8 лет назад +3

      Dapper Derpy Pasta Like if painted or something,it's cool!😊

  • @MsMinecraftplayer36
    @MsMinecraftplayer36 8 лет назад +63

    the bolt u had is for the wire cutters, put it together and cut the lock

    • @MsMinecraftplayer36
      @MsMinecraftplayer36 8 лет назад +27

      and use key for the garage

    • @TheSpy149
      @TheSpy149 8 лет назад +4

      kathy ruiz PLEASE watch the video til the end before posting comments.

    • @piippiz
      @piippiz 8 лет назад +4

      CUT THE LOCK she said, Mark never cut the lock, he wasted the keys. @the Spy149 please brain before pressing send comment.

    • @xandeath75
      @xandeath75 8 лет назад

      lol

  • @krayellacirtal6949
    @krayellacirtal6949 8 лет назад +39

    "She's dead, and then they're gonna kill me! Oh my GOOOOOOOD!" Was that a Troll 2 reference....?

    • @stephen5671
      @stephen5671 5 лет назад +1

      YEP!! MADE MY NIGHT!! XD

  • @HJSDGCE
    @HJSDGCE 8 лет назад +318

    When you are using the RUclips app, hiding in the comments don't work.

    • @ethan30878
      @ethan30878 8 лет назад

      HJSDGCE omg hahah

    • @hxkouu
      @hxkouu 8 лет назад +1

      Yup 😂

    • @Hawk-gu8kj
      @Hawk-gu8kj 8 лет назад

      I don't get it.

    • @totaltrashmammal1697
      @totaltrashmammal1697 8 лет назад +5

      But when your using the computer, turning the screen down doesn't work

    • @ethan30878
      @ethan30878 8 лет назад +1

      Nah he means as a joke that it doesn't work because you'll still get jump scared because the video scrolls down with you.

  • @dotarokudo9395
    @dotarokudo9395 6 лет назад +2

    Did anyone else notice at the end the police officer is voice-over Pete

  • @LaneGamesYT
    @LaneGamesYT 8 лет назад +74

    hey mark, play stay close with jack (or anyone else you want to play it with). its a coop horror game that i saw wade play with pat and i think you would love it

  • @qwuzzy
    @qwuzzy 8 лет назад +39

    how did he not notice the body under the door at 8:55

  • @rue2215
    @rue2215 8 лет назад +13

    Why is all the video games always ending with "A Surviver going to jail Or either dying"

  • @alkemyfrost
    @alkemyfrost 3 года назад +1

    I tried to play thi once, didn't get past the first room, thought my not-up-to-standards computer wasn't running it right but maybe i just wasn't looking in the right places XD Mark solved the first room so fast!

  • @waterl0gged756
    @waterl0gged756 8 лет назад +354

    he smashed a Nokia
    *what witchcraft is this*

    • @Kingsman265
      @Kingsman265 8 лет назад +1

      lol

    • @Mark-ub8xz
      @Mark-ub8xz 8 лет назад

      Ikr!

    • @rakkurin8023
      @rakkurin8023 8 лет назад

      +Mark Is that Asriel and Flowey?!💖

    • @BlazeIsTheMajor
      @BlazeIsTheMajor 8 лет назад

      TheWarrior9000 Yes. Yes it id's

    • @Gruuno
      @Gruuno 8 лет назад

      Said this in my own comment already but might as well say it here too.
      Nokia was bought by Microsoft like a year ago so now sadly all the phones that Nokia makes are just overpriced and horrible. + They break really easily.

  • @CreepyCreature2
    @CreepyCreature2 8 лет назад +114

    Pizza means pizza in Spanish

    • @somebody2818
      @somebody2818 8 лет назад +4

      DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

    • @crash4661
      @crash4661 8 лет назад

      Copper21 just lowercase :)

    • @VatoreSZN
      @VatoreSZN 8 лет назад

      Wow you really know your Spanish...

    • @Sum-guy2
      @Sum-guy2 8 лет назад

      Copper21 are you my dad

    • @TheeOK1
      @TheeOK1 8 лет назад

      Copper21 are you my dad?

  • @joshuacortez703
    @joshuacortez703 8 лет назад +64

    Omg when mark picked up the phone and the guy said it was shattered I said "but it's a Nokia" then marks said it after

  • @lazyuniverse4932
    @lazyuniverse4932 3 года назад +1

    My first cellphone was a Nokia model and that son of a gun never broke and it even suffered slight water damage and survived! This game doesn't understand the Nokia invincibility

  • @legal.girl101
    @legal.girl101 8 лет назад +12

    3:10"It's a Nokia, it should last forever" I laughed so freaking hard at that 😂

  • @aaaduhline5466
    @aaaduhline5466 8 лет назад +11

    Because I didn't see anyone else do it- JUMPSCARE LIST
    -7:11 (Sudden ambient noise, light turning off, mostly scary because of Mark saying "WOAH")
    -7:29 (Light turning on)
    -7:35 (Sudden ambient noise, door shutting)
    -13:54 (Really fucking weird ambient noise)
    -15:32 (Major noise jumpscare, turns around the camera, Mark yells (of course))
    -19:02 (Same jumpscare as above; Mark continued the game to get a "bad" ending)
    -20:42 (Same jumpscare as the first one)
    That's it. This game is amazing, especially it being free.

    • @RagingPotato127
      @RagingPotato127 8 лет назад

      I was looking and seen this while watching it I wanted to be scared

  • @SmokedWire-kun
    @SmokedWire-kun 8 лет назад +13

    13:25-13:28 "I got two keys.. that's handy..!"
    PUNS, YESSS. XD

    • @SINDRIKARL1
      @SINDRIKARL1 8 лет назад

      How's that a pun?

    • @SmokedWire-kun
      @SmokedWire-kun 8 лет назад +1

      Because after taking it out of her hands, that's what he said. Although he said it normally, that was what made it even funnier. XD

    • @ichugwater727
      @ichugwater727 8 лет назад

      TFoxCat Thompson it wouldn't be a pun it would be a reference to the video

    • @annihilatorcommander8365
      @annihilatorcommander8365 8 лет назад

      Zane Tindell Which video?

    • @SmokedWire-kun
      @SmokedWire-kun 8 лет назад

      Zane Tindell - How?

  • @someguysjournal5233
    @someguysjournal5233 3 года назад +1

    Lol "you were the first person we saw there, so you have to be the killer!"

  • @zamtrios3731
    @zamtrios3731 8 лет назад +132

    When I found this it litterally had No VEIWS and now it has 7000 a few seconds later

    • @Ivy-uo6tz
      @Ivy-uo6tz 8 лет назад

      Tapsalot ikr

    • @Shefy
      @Shefy 8 лет назад +4

      Tapsalot no shit look at his subs, understand now? he got more subs than my countrie's population

    • @zamtrios3731
      @zamtrios3731 8 лет назад +1

      +Spuddo I know the reason I just found it crazy how fast people come to watch a video seconds after it got posted

    • @maryregan5962
      @maryregan5962 8 лет назад +1

      Tapsalot notification squad

    • @BeijingNoodle
      @BeijingNoodle 8 лет назад +1

      +Spuddo where the hell are you from??

  • @Pellimori
    @Pellimori 8 лет назад +321

    The smashed phone says 'Nokia', but has a Windows symbol for the home button. Weird.

    • @sourcreamtheunicorn7450
      @sourcreamtheunicorn7450 8 лет назад +27

      Its a nokia lumia, I have one.

    • @Pellimori
      @Pellimori 8 лет назад +8

      Sour Cream The Unicorn Ohhh! Neat!

    • @brendensanfilippo2184
      @brendensanfilippo2184 8 лет назад +5

      what's really weird is that the home button on it is there even though the phone is off. I'm pretty sure with mine it's normally not there until I swipe up from the bottom while it's on

    • @KittyFAN13
      @KittyFAN13 7 лет назад

      A bootleg phone, maybe???

    • @noahunderwood3042
      @noahunderwood3042 7 лет назад +1

      Patricia Batsche Microsoft bought Nokia

  • @Orangepotato2
    @Orangepotato2 8 лет назад +23

    X'D when he said sobumbenjober, I was thinking of Nana's garden "Shoosh.... Nasa peepo"

    • @muumuu5998
      @muumuu5998 8 лет назад +2

      orange potato PEEPO!!!😂😂

    • @landonalder9060
      @landonalder9060 8 лет назад

      orange potato is who's Arrancar? Choose you...

  • @noodlegod2797
    @noodlegod2797 4 года назад +1

    “It’s a suspunchion loader! I can’t jump up you but I bet I can get up there with the subumpenjoader!” Outstanding English