How did Zombeavers CORRUPT THE HUMAN GENOME?

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    As some medical waste floats down the river due to some careless workers, it would inadvertently contaminate a small pond housing a family of beavers. As the infection could sink deeper into their genetics, eventually it would be discovered, it could be transferred down stream to other hosts. But the question is, what exactly is causing this and how did the beavers end up like this in the first place? Lets discuss that In todays episode!
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  • @RoanokeGaming
    @RoanokeGaming  5 месяцев назад +63

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    Thank you for watching guys! This one....is ridiculous I'm not going to lie to you lmao

    • @newbornviking9721
      @newbornviking9721 5 месяцев назад +1

      Roanoke Gaming Please take a look at The biology and physiology as well as morphology of The Giant humanoids From Primal

    • @AndrewAung1992
      @AndrewAung1992 5 месяцев назад +1

      Roanoke can you do Law and Order SVU? I have always wanted to know what goes on inside the mind of a predator.

    • @Gravedigger933
      @Gravedigger933 5 месяцев назад

      15:24 Jeanna Geise, first known survivor of rabies without the vaccine.

    • @Us-Navy
      @Us-Navy 5 месяцев назад +4

      Roanoke please make a video on the African Graboids I beg you

    • @falloutguymom7842
      @falloutguymom7842 5 месяцев назад

      I love your videos man they make me feel less alone and not as bad for nerding out about science

  • @jaredcastro579
    @jaredcastro579 5 месяцев назад +822

    Roanokes fears;
    1.) Anglerfish
    2.) Prions
    3.) Anglerfish
    4.) Brain eating amoebas
    5.) Anglerfish
    6.) Rabies
    7.) ANGLERFISH!

    • @Phillycheese28
      @Phillycheese28 5 месяцев назад +120

      8.) Brain eating prions that are just small anglerfish

    • @jaredcastro579
      @jaredcastro579 5 месяцев назад +72

      @@Phillycheese28 with rabies

    • @JacobSnyderTheBr0kenK0rpze33
      @JacobSnyderTheBr0kenK0rpze33 5 месяцев назад +15

      This is my favorite thread period

    • @Kinos141
      @Kinos141 5 месяцев назад +5

      More like he hates Anglerfish

    • @wmdkitty
      @wmdkitty 5 месяцев назад +7

      Dude, I think you forgot anglerfish.

  • @Celanna192
    @Celanna192 5 месяцев назад +295

    Fun fact about this movie. It was filmed in Kern County, CA. One of the barrel props accidentally got left behind and ended up in the Kern River. It kind of caused an incident.

    • @Echo_the_half_glitch
      @Echo_the_half_glitch 5 месяцев назад +24

      An incident?

    • @jackdaniels5071
      @jackdaniels5071 5 месяцев назад +31

      A beaver related incident?

    • @Celanna192
      @Celanna192 5 месяцев назад +90

      @@Echo_the_half_glitch The county environmental health dept. had to do an investigation. Because the barrel was in the river, it took on water. So when it was found, it was thought to actually contain something. It took a couple of weeks, but ultimately the truth was discovered.
      A lot of films, good and bad, are filmed in Kern Co.

    • @Echo_the_half_glitch
      @Echo_the_half_glitch 5 месяцев назад +23

      Ooooh. Sometimes props just look too good I guess

  • @jackcooney6006
    @jackcooney6006 5 месяцев назад +1146

    Father, you've come back to me.

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  5 месяцев назад +312

      ;)

    • @thedude5449
      @thedude5449 5 месяцев назад

      I HATE YOU!

    • @HashknightGaming
      @HashknightGaming 5 месяцев назад +41

      That is Papa, Jack!

    • @SweatnCancer
      @SweatnCancer 5 месяцев назад +36

      Yes he did an without the milk😤

    • @JcBravo8
      @JcBravo8 5 месяцев назад +47

      @@SweatnCancer The milk was inside of us the whole time.

  • @njvikesfan0162
    @njvikesfan0162 5 месяцев назад +762

    Roanoke has been trapped in the “James A. Janice rejected kill count script” section of the horror genre, huh?

    • @markgallagher1790
      @markgallagher1790 5 месяцев назад +50

      I gotta see James cover this film.

    • @Veshnego
      @Veshnego 5 месяцев назад +2

      Mint

    • @LuisRomeroLopez
      @LuisRomeroLopez 5 месяцев назад +28

      We ar getting closer to a colaboration.

    • @ruxcooking
      @ruxcooking 5 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@LuisRomeroLopezwe can hope

    • @Kaffeeisresting
      @Kaffeeisresting 5 месяцев назад +10

      I thought zombeaver was covered on the killcount?
      Edit: just checked, he hasn't.

  • @gp-1542
    @gp-1542 5 месяцев назад +442

    Clearly the producers or writers were on something fierce

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  5 месяцев назад +158

      No less than copious amounts of PCP lmao

    • @jackbower8671
      @jackbower8671 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@RoanokeGaming lmao

    • @Childrenofthecornedbeef
      @Childrenofthecornedbeef 5 месяцев назад +1

      They were smoking beaver oil😊

    • @Chuck_EL
      @Chuck_EL 5 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@RoanokeGaming Bisexual Bill Burr in the beginning of this movie means you know its gonna be a whole load of fun

    • @randallbesch2424
      @randallbesch2424 5 месяцев назад +3

      That is a false idea in that one doesn't need aid to be imaginative.

  • @davhardie2356
    @davhardie2356 5 месяцев назад +392

    Dont let the masterpiece zombeavers let you forget that Roanoke promised to do a video on the morphology of Danny devito.

    • @Scudboy17
      @Scudboy17 5 месяцев назад +34

      Roanoke needs to partner up with Ze Frank to produce "True Facts about Danny Devito"

    • @Chuck_EL
      @Chuck_EL 5 месяцев назад +24

      ​@@Scudboy17 Special guest anglerfish

  • @Joolyen
    @Joolyen 5 месяцев назад +105

    OoOoo, I'm a Rabie infested Anglerfish, somehow in a warm fresh-water lake surrounded by pryons OooOooO

    • @Chuck_EL
      @Chuck_EL 5 месяцев назад +14

      Imagine if he does a video on the movie "Leviathan"
      All his worse fears are throughout the movie

    • @MajinObama
      @MajinObama 5 месяцев назад +3

      Oh my god what really? XD

    • @Dalek59862
      @Dalek59862 2 месяца назад +1

      You forgot the brain eating amoebas

  • @jmjon9
    @jmjon9 5 месяцев назад +143

    hats off to Bill Burr for getting a paycheck to practice some standup material while driving a truck for 2 minutes

    • @1massboy
      @1massboy 5 месяцев назад +7

      Dude the riffing back and forth with John Mayer was awesome. 😂

    • @Beanchild01
      @Beanchild01 22 дня назад

      Easiest week of my life.

  • @skelepunner745sans5
    @skelepunner745sans5 5 месяцев назад +226

    This movie was definitely something

    • @jimmytuplano3843
      @jimmytuplano3843 5 месяцев назад +1

      It was something but holy hell if possible that barrel is a gene virus zombified that kinda big oppsie daisy make that without knowing make it's very reasonable but holy hell this movie is something else

    • @randallbesch2424
      @randallbesch2424 5 месяцев назад +1

      Yes with naked and near naked babes for the guys but nothing for the gals.

  • @613aristocrat
    @613aristocrat 5 месяцев назад +180

    Roanoke's beginning rant about brain eating amoebas (which horrify me too) has all the vibes of, "Misery loves company."

    • @wmdkitty
      @wmdkitty 5 месяцев назад +3

      "If I have to suffer this knowledge, so do you!"

  • @mikeestvanik
    @mikeestvanik 5 месяцев назад +470

    Roaboke has only given me 2 things. Irrational fears of angler fish and brain eating amoebas

    • @dustindude4995
      @dustindude4995 5 месяцев назад +36

      What about random bouts of interruption of autonomic breathing

    • @FulloutPostal
      @FulloutPostal 5 месяцев назад +19

      @@dustindude4995 damn you, now you done did it

    • @ruxcooking
      @ruxcooking 5 месяцев назад +15

      Don't forget about prions

    • @d0tsf0rlife
      @d0tsf0rlife 5 месяцев назад +8

      And car facts

    • @jackdaniels5071
      @jackdaniels5071 5 месяцев назад +8

      Prions and polar bears

  • @AncestorEmpire1
    @AncestorEmpire1 5 месяцев назад +146

    Zombie beavers, a cautionary tale about Jennifer Lopez.
    Also:
    It’s ya boi Raid Sha….*Angler Fish jump scare*

  • @dusktheowlgryphon
    @dusktheowlgryphon 5 месяцев назад +49

    Missed opprotunity for a "starting with the feet" joke when Buck gets his foot bit off by the zombeavers. Other than that, this was pretty funny and informative.

  • @Zara-Bari
    @Zara-Bari 5 месяцев назад +40

    I remember reading about how they managed to infect chickens with rabies in a lab once even though it's naturally a mammalian disease, and now I gotta ask... can an anglerfish, theoretically, be forced to become infected with rabies in a lab? There's a horror movie concept for you filmmakers. Go.

    • @RoosSkywalker
      @RoosSkywalker 5 месяцев назад +3

      Also add a brain eating amoeba for good measure.

    • @Zara-Bari
      @Zara-Bari 5 месяцев назад +11

      @@RoosSkywalker, that's for the sequel: Rabid Angler vs. Zomoeba.

  • @lumir.7384
    @lumir.7384 5 месяцев назад +92

    Fish snake hybrids. Giant Mosquitos and now Zombie beavers.
    Good lord

  • @dutchvanderbilt9969
    @dutchvanderbilt9969 5 месяцев назад +45

    Zombeavers is what you watch when you wanna go on an acid trip without actually dropping acid.

    • @Phantom_Zone
      @Phantom_Zone 5 месяцев назад +1

      This is what 99% pure meth feels like.
      Absolute wack. I'm gonna show this in my upcoming family get together.

    • @dutchvanderbilt9969
      @dutchvanderbilt9969 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@Phantom_Zone you speak as if you know.....

    • @Phantom_Zone
      @Phantom_Zone 5 месяцев назад

      @@dutchvanderbilt9969 :)

  • @j.g.3293
    @j.g.3293 5 месяцев назад +31

    The 70s, back when trucks were used for work and not as parking obstacles in middle-class suburbia

  • @SuperBridgelina
    @SuperBridgelina 5 месяцев назад +110

    I’m a simple lass - Roanoke Gaming posts a video, I play it in the background while I work on stuff

    • @crazytalk8120
      @crazytalk8120 5 месяцев назад +5

      And quite cultured as well. Haven't heard a lady refer to herself as a "lass" in quite some time. I like it, it's classy.

    • @JacobSnyderTheBr0kenK0rpze33
      @JacobSnyderTheBr0kenK0rpze33 5 месяцев назад +3

      What is the term for a Female chad? Because yes

    • @NearlyH3adlessNick
      @NearlyH3adlessNick 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@JacobSnyderTheBr0kenK0rpze33 I'm thinking 'Lass' serves the purpose.

    • @raspberryberet6755
      @raspberryberet6755 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@crazytalk8120Pray tell, do you wear a fedora?

  • @hunterwaguespack3963
    @hunterwaguespack3963 5 месяцев назад +28

    Piranhaconda and chimera bear I was fine with, then I see godamn zombie human beavers in the thumbnail and I’m like “oh what the cinnamon toast fk is this?” Lol

  • @Ryal89
    @Ryal89 5 месяцев назад +23

    A note on applying a tourniquet: when you apply one to the arm/leg be sure to go above the elbow/knee since there is a single bone there, not the spilt bone (tibia/fibula, ulna/radius), which could end up not working or causing more damage

  • @flavoracid
    @flavoracid 5 месяцев назад +28

    AND THEN THERE'S ZOMBEAVERS. I spit my drink out. I actually laughed and spit my drink out.

  • @adacashatt23
    @adacashatt23 5 месяцев назад +35

    If my Dad was alive, this would be his favorite channel. I watch it in his honor. ❤

  • @digisalamander2726
    @digisalamander2726 5 месяцев назад +38

    We need a horror movie about a mutated giant brain eating amoeba 🦠

    • @kellyalger2394
      @kellyalger2394 5 месяцев назад +11

      The Blob?

    • @SneccTheSnake
      @SneccTheSnake 5 месяцев назад

      It's just a medical documentary about how the e brain eating amoeba has been slowly becoming more resilient and spreading further northward due to global warming

    • @dustindude4995
      @dustindude4995 5 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@kellyalger2394 agreed

    • @digisalamander2726
      @digisalamander2726 5 месяцев назад +6

      @@kellyalger2394 well the blob is more of just absorbing biomass, I’m thinking more in the lines of a slime like monster that only feeds on the brains or brain juices of living beings

    • @discordiacreates6669
      @discordiacreates6669 5 месяцев назад +4

      I think the closest we're gonna get for a while is stuff like... Pretty sure it was Space Troopers that had the brain eating bug but it wasn't an ameoba nor did it look like one... And every slime/blob type monster movie I can think of that might look the part definitely don't act the part... Good luck searching though, wouldn't be surprised if exactly that concept is already buried somewhere in the graveyard of obscure and/or forgotten B grade movies

  • @DontLookBehindYou1
    @DontLookBehindYou1 5 месяцев назад +49

    Piranhas 3D vs Zombeavers... The sequel

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 5 месяцев назад

      Im confused about the
      Censoring - dont get me wrong, i appreciate it and dont wanna see nudity on
      this plattform, but the thing is: i do.
      I always hear that YT is strict and people get demonitized cause of nudity but have never seen that.
      YT unironically has n-zis, flat-earhters, evolution-deniers and my personal least-favorite: Nudity
      and Sex (extra-moreover if minors are involved).
      I literally; to no avail; found&flagged a video where an animated child gets fondled just the other day.
      Video is literally still up,
      so where is this 'Strict RUclips' i hear about in Rumors?

    • @kinorris1709
      @kinorris1709 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@slevinchannel7589 it picks and chooses who it goes after. Like your typical hypocrite it won't bite anything that has the strength or backing to bite back.

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 5 месяцев назад

      @@kinorris1709 Your right, we have so damn many hyprocites on this planet.
      but if your different, why not make a difference?
      The report-button is under-appreciated by the good sort of people. Hope the question is ok when i wonder if you ever used the plattofrm's report-option yourself. And i wanna go even further and outright ask you to coinsder it. It's so userfriendly and so easy for sane-people to not abuse but it's rarely used. Can you do us all a favor and at least tody casually search-up some of the terms i said and flag them? Maybe some videos who may or may not literally be named 'Hot Teen anime-girl hoooot gets groped Milf-XXL Hot'?
      RUclipsr Mat Powell is a famous Evolution-Denier who hates Scientists and Atheists with a burning passion - and the RUclipsr Nightcore-Snowflake reportedly hates disabled people

  • @zacharychristians6235
    @zacharychristians6235 5 месяцев назад +50

    I remembered this movie as simply a highschool fever dream. Thanks for bringing this back into my consciousness.

  • @gonefing1234
    @gonefing1234 5 месяцев назад +41

    Roanoke kept listing things that absolutely scares him in this video, yet he kept forgetting to list the Angler Fish.

    • @MajinObama
      @MajinObama 5 месяцев назад

      (He was too scared to mention it!)

  • @theawsomestgemintheworld5672
    @theawsomestgemintheworld5672 5 месяцев назад +30

    I love the smell of Roanoke scientific movie disection in the afternoon

  • @Aserbic
    @Aserbic 5 месяцев назад +38

    The more I get older the more the actions of young people in these movies gets more believable.

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 5 месяцев назад +1

      Im confused about the (depicted with Horny-Jail-Meme)
      Censoring - dont get me wrong, i appreciate it and dont wanna see nudity on
      this plattform, but the thiiing is: i do.
      I always hear, including form Roanoke, that YT is strict and people get
      demonitized or even removed cause of nudity but have never seen that.
      YT unironically has nzis, flat-earthers, evolution-deniers and my personal least-favorite: Nudity
      and Sex (moreover if minors are involved).
      I literally; to no avail; found&flagged a video where an animated Teen gets fondled just the other day.
      Video is literally still up,
      so where is this 'Strict RUclips' i hear about in Rumors&Legends?
      ?

    • @Aserbic
      @Aserbic 5 месяцев назад

      @@slevinchannel7589 It's strict when:
      - a corporation owns a scene/music and they have lawyers.
      - when a government doesn't like the topic.
      - when someone with clout and money complains.
      They don't really take down most videos, they just remove it's ability to earn money for the creator.
      RUclips also gives you a chance to challenge the complaint if it's frivolous.
      Example is "Epic History TV"
      They have two WWI documentaries there.
      One is monetized while the other is not, because they edited out some pictures RUclips deemed inappropriate on the second one.
      Don't complain about the cartoons.
      Complain about the Naked Yoga or Pet torture still here for how many years
      now.
      Also some S*x Toys coming into the kids recommendations because it had the word toy on it.

    • @Aserbic
      @Aserbic 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@slevinchannel7589 haha. I literally explained in a long post how strike rules, monetization and unfair application of the rules on youtube are only for it to be deleted.
      There the strictness you're looking for.

    • @Aserbic
      @Aserbic 5 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@slevinchannel7589 I'll try to use YT friendly words then.
      Asking YT to censor doesn't work unless you are a Big Business, Popular and/or afford a lawyer.
      Cartoons fall under creative freedom so unless a "Business/person" owns the used image, nothing happens.
      What Roanoke means about strictness is when his videos won't earn money if he uses
      "Improper words"
      "Topics that would hurt an advertiser or nation"
      "disproving 'current year' science"
      and "certain beliefs won't like the words and topics"
      Videos aren't automatically removed unless it's really bad, But they are unable to earn money.
      Example is "Epic History TV"
      they have a certain video uploaded twice.
      One has certain images removed thus allowed to earn them money.
      some words changed and examples of biased rule enforcement removed so this post gets through.

    • @rhobutoma6002
      @rhobutoma6002 5 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@slevinchannel7589 YT simply hates roanoke so much to the point that he is unable to say "child" or the video gets demonitized

  • @simonnachreiner8380
    @simonnachreiner8380 5 месяцев назад +11

    Heads up on the tourniquet. You don't tourniquet _wounds_ you tourniquet _limbs._ The band should either be around the shoulder or near the groin. The closer to the torso and further from the wound, the more effective it will be at stopping the bleeding. Keep in mind tourniquets are meant to be life saving _first_ aid and you should absolutely boogie to a hospital as quickly as possible if you want to keep that limb.

    • @ArDeeMee
      @ArDeeMee 4 месяца назад +1

      Also, tourniquets have to be TIGHT. The „person you’re doing this to has to beg you to stop“ kind of tight. If it’s not extremely painful, it’s probably not working…

  • @ZzVinniezZ
    @ZzVinniezZ 5 месяцев назад +17

    if they managed to make a zombeaver ...we need a horror movie about Angler fish so Roanoke can rant all he wanted in a 30 minutes video

    • @Jwsponky
      @Jwsponky 4 месяца назад +2

      They sort of already have. Look up the film... Leviathan, I believe it was called.

  • @O5-XIV
    @O5-XIV 5 месяцев назад +15

    0:48 "as a canister of medical waste" it was BigMac Sauce Roanoke, Don't lie ;)~

  • @ironfan998
    @ironfan998 5 месяцев назад +14

    Better than them damn anglerfish

  • @straxacore
    @straxacore 5 месяцев назад +12

    10:52 Thats not the trucker from earlier, the trucker is played by Bob Vance from Vance Refrigeration. This guy is Sgt. Tripp, he helps out the CSI unit in Miami.

  • @deathfromthedarkness
    @deathfromthedarkness 5 месяцев назад +6

    Fun fact as well for tourniquets if possible write the time and date above it so emts and medical personnel know how long it’s been on there as the necrotized cells can cause worse issues including death. So they might just amputate it instead if it’s been too long

  • @williamstephens7277
    @williamstephens7277 5 месяцев назад +10

    All I see now is a Roanoke waiting room for movies and stuff to be reviewed by him, and a Zombeaver sitting next to Pirahnacanda going, "Hey." "What up," says the giant fish snake.

  • @Fireheart318
    @Fireheart318 5 месяцев назад +8

    23:11 I drive a 2013 Prius. You CAN make noise with the tires if you hold the brake, floor it, and let off the brake, but it’s closer to a single chirp than a sustained squeal.

  • @MatchieMun
    @MatchieMun 5 месяцев назад +10

    The sheer absurdity of the film literally killed the migraine I was having. Thank you!

  • @SmithASB
    @SmithASB 5 месяцев назад +8

    Still waiting on a video on the Black Water Vampire movie

  • @tegansdungeon
    @tegansdungeon 5 месяцев назад +6

    Ronoke, you always crack me up with your commentary. I love your content.

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  5 месяцев назад +3

      Thanks for watching my man :)

  • @shmerples2960
    @shmerples2960 5 месяцев назад +5

    Thank you for the cute dog actor fact at the end. Its dumb, but that sorta thing just helps my brain bits.

    • @dr.altoclef9255
      @dr.altoclef9255 4 месяца назад +2

      I vaguely remember the movie, there were a handful of like, flub ups they showed in the credits. They can't get the dog to act panicked, the dog just sorta paddled around playing with the beavers as the actors and crew sounded exasperated.

  • @GunlessSnake
    @GunlessSnake 5 месяцев назад +3

    Roanoke, it's time to really test how patriotic you are for the human race as you take on the absolute GIGACHAD of movies where Humanity is #1 with *Pacific Rim*

  • @Pien-qo9kr
    @Pien-qo9kr 5 месяцев назад +8

    I saw this movie way back, its so cursed.. looking forward to the recap and breakdown of this brainmelt of a movie. Thanks as always Roanoke! :)

  • @obi1kenobidog88
    @obi1kenobidog88 5 месяцев назад +5

    Instructions not given fast enough, petted five rabid squirrels

  • @hathynhighley8548
    @hathynhighley8548 5 месяцев назад +12

    Hey, a movie I've actually seen before you've covered it! Also, please do Ghouls from Fallout. Their Radiotrophic metabolism is fascinating!

  • @BistoNation
    @BistoNation 5 месяцев назад +5

    So this movie WASN'T a fever dream

  • @dirpdanger8839
    @dirpdanger8839 5 месяцев назад +6

    Sophisticated Wild Ass Guess is the way I've always heard it.

  • @ChuggleDBuglGames
    @ChuggleDBuglGames 5 месяцев назад +5

    Gonna get a tattoo of that opening monologue

  • @someoneelse4710
    @someoneelse4710 5 месяцев назад +4

    PSA: dont put ice directly on a lost limb! The ice can burn the skin and damage it. Wrap it with something first before keeping it cold

  • @soulclick452
    @soulclick452 5 месяцев назад +3

    That Ghardia pic made it look like the bugghost from the nightmare before chrismas

  • @tallmex7183
    @tallmex7183 4 месяца назад +4

    Ah yes the beavers know how to take out phone communication. Very good

    • @Dee-V-Dee
      @Dee-V-Dee 4 месяца назад +1

      They definitely do, just like the dog in The Stuff knows how to do 😂

    • @dr.altoclef9255
      @dr.altoclef9255 3 месяца назад +1

      Once you enter a horror movie every living being acquires the knowledge.

  • @IcyCaress
    @IcyCaress 5 месяцев назад +1

    "You guys get to hear all my fears this episode" You didn't mention anglerfish, I declare thee LIAR

  • @derywade9131
    @derywade9131 5 месяцев назад +5

    Would you say that when bitten by a zombeaver, it gives you...beaver fever?
    Ba dum ts

    • @Skarrier
      @Skarrier 5 месяцев назад

      You're getting a beaver fever and becoming a beaver forever

  • @crackedjabber
    @crackedjabber 5 месяцев назад +2

    This is definitely one of the movies of all time. But that intro was a master piece. Anyway, you should watch Blade of the Immortal. Also one of the movies of all time.

  • @Rurik_Luci
    @Rurik_Luci 5 месяцев назад +3

    23:15
    You absolutely can the electric motors are more than powerful enough to make it squeal like a pig

  • @Jes9119
    @Jes9119 5 месяцев назад +2

    (Pointing at myself in the mirror): "You can do this, you're a mature adult, keep it together."
    Anytime Roanoke says "beaver" 😊😂🤣
    Totally not me grinning like a moron and giggling: I'm not coping, shut up.

  • @morganwesthoff1498
    @morganwesthoff1498 5 месяцев назад +3

    "You guys are learning all of my fears today" mans left out angler fish

  • @williamthomas4769
    @williamthomas4769 5 месяцев назад +1

    Whaddup ya'll, it's me again back to update my favorite RUclips. It is currently Day 6/Video 6 and I'm continuing to ask Mr.ROANOKE to cover the viral infections of the werewolves and vampires of the supernatural action franchise known as Underworld.
    I'm gonna just keep asking till he does it because I REALLY wanna hear his hypothetical explanations on how the races could work. Keep wishing me luck ya'll, surely I'll get him to cover it this year if I'm persist enough 🙃

  • @PhoneyLoki
    @PhoneyLoki 5 месяцев назад +6

    Someone should write a script about some divers who are hunted by a giant mutant anglerfish and send it directly to Roanoke

  • @muhammadabdullahwaseem3040
    @muhammadabdullahwaseem3040 4 месяца назад +1

    you should do a video on the typhon from prey and how they are able to mimic objects and take on different forms. youll love it

  • @davidMR410
    @davidMR410 5 месяцев назад +5

    Ramdom sugestion here: the anime/manga Knights of Sidonia, the gauna in the anime reminds me a bit of the necromorphs and i think they're really cool, but due to story reasons we never get to see a nice explanation of what the makes the gauna tick, and by the end of the anime movie it just becomes sience magic gaulbiteguk, i wish you could try make a video on it if you can

    • @colewest7096
      @colewest7096 5 месяцев назад

      Gobbledegook*
      Or gobble-de-gook, depending on preference.

  • @indianaowensbonez
    @indianaowensbonez 5 месяцев назад +1

    FINALLY. A GOOD MOVIE. That scene where the girl is infected in the room and beating her tail on the floor? Perfect. I never in my wildest dreams would i think i would see such a thing. I hated this movie but love it because its so God Damn dumb.

  • @Masterofsome01
    @Masterofsome01 5 месяцев назад +1

    Oh great RUclips Gods please accept these humble likes and comments as sacrifice so that Papa Roanoke may continue to supply us with awesome car knowledge (and movie/video game biology stuff I guess), and if not enough then smite us with brain eating amoebas shaped like Anglerfish that also somehow have rabies

  • @Thkaal
    @Thkaal 5 месяцев назад +2

    YOU DID IT!! OH MY GOD I"VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO DO THIS SINCE I FIRST SAW YOUR CHANNEL TWO YEARS AGO!!!

  • @kratosGOW
    @kratosGOW 5 месяцев назад +1

    Oh come on, Roanoke!
    The three sisters on a raft in the middle of the body of water, Zoe had already shown her boobs, they wanted to see a beaver and you *didn’t* make a joke about “seeing her beaver”? I’m disappointed 😂

  • @josegarza2853
    @josegarza2853 5 месяцев назад +1

    Hey Roanoke, I have a question meaning to ask, is a zombie related question. In both Left 4 Dead games, some of the infected fight among each other, until one of them goes down. I thought the infected don’t attack each other, why is that?

  • @Blasted2Oblivion
    @Blasted2Oblivion 5 месяцев назад +1

    I realized how dirty my mind is because, when I heard zombeaver, I immediately thought XXX parody title.

  • @richardjohnson8991
    @richardjohnson8991 5 месяцев назад +1

    This is probably the fourth or fifth movie now I forgot I watched while very "medicated" with friends.
    God I've watched a lot of shit movies

  • @ZombieArmy439
    @ZombieArmy439 5 месяцев назад +1

    I am so sorry I'm being that guy but brother I request that you do a video on the parasitic zombies from kingdom I will simply keep asking

  • @vampirefrompluto9788
    @vampirefrompluto9788 5 месяцев назад +1

    Hey Papa Roanoke, would you consider doing a video on the monsters from the Silent Hill games/movies?

  • @haydenarlo1950
    @haydenarlo1950 5 месяцев назад +1

    how about covering the microscopic “vampire” organisms from Atterados/Terrifed?

  • @John.S92
    @John.S92 5 месяцев назад +1

    Tree also got zombified. They're lucky a tree can't run very fast. Or at all. ( 'Cause they ain' got a leg to stand on)

  • @CoanKisting
    @CoanKisting 3 месяца назад +1

    To be very very very very honest...... i got nightmares i didn't even want to look at a beaver let alone touch one at the petting zoo i thought i would get infected or get rabies but i got over it and now i go to the river to go hang with the beavers and is cool they really know how to understand someone but there is this a girl beaver that doesnt like me but we get along now.

  • @danielwols
    @danielwols 5 месяцев назад +1

    I think the barrel was already damaged from the rocks but one well placed, right kind of stick pierced it

  • @masterchiefblank4885
    @masterchiefblank4885 5 месяцев назад +1

    Rabies is shaped like a bullet?, so in a sense could you say rabbies could be blamed for all of humanities violence??/j

  • @TopsyTriceratops
    @TopsyTriceratops 5 месяцев назад +1

    As a warning to dog lovers, a tiny dog is purposefully thrown into the water as bait to get eaten alive by the zombie beavers. (Or avoid this time in the video: 19:20 - 19:27)
    Thankfully the character who did that didn't survive the story. Unfortunately, he survives most of the film and is just as unlikable as you'd think for someone to do something so horrid.

  • @ShadeMeadows
    @ShadeMeadows 5 месяцев назад +1

    WHERE DO YOU FIND THESE MOVIES??
    Also, what do you think 'bout coverin' the Monsterverse?

  • @ImortalPvP
    @ImortalPvP 5 месяцев назад +1

    Roanoke what if for whatever reason the beaver infected the tree when it chewed it down to fall on tommy(?) and when it pieced him it therefor infected him

  • @gavinkailey527
    @gavinkailey527 5 месяцев назад +1

    Im going tp assume your ultimate fear is an angler fish that is infected with rabies and is carrying the brain eating amiba.

  • @EPICPOOF
    @EPICPOOF 5 месяцев назад +2

    It makes me wonder....when they make a movie on those abomination known as Anglerfish......will he cover it if it involves humanity?

  • @HZPPY
    @HZPPY 5 месяцев назад +1

    i haven't watched you in forever!! im boutta watch everything i missed😓

  • @Lancer376
    @Lancer376 5 месяцев назад +1

    Wasn't Tommy the one the movie showed spitting lake water out of his mouth?

  • @GrandRegentSScratch
    @GrandRegentSScratch 5 месяцев назад +2

    You should look into the blood of yharnam in bloodborne.

    • @zanderstick
      @zanderstick 5 месяцев назад

      I second this recommendation

  • @NongIng
    @NongIng 5 месяцев назад +1

    I too have an irrational fear of amoebas in my brain
    That is why only salt water oceans for me thank you
    Rather swim in the world's toilet over amoeba's home

  • @corrupte_sp1rit919
    @corrupte_sp1rit919 5 месяцев назад +1

    make a video on zoombies 1 and 2 please (its just as good as zombeavers)

  • @Fleshbag453
    @Fleshbag453 5 месяцев назад +15

    My group of friends have a tradition of watching this movie at least once a year around halloween for reasons unknown to me, not that I'm complaining since I just enjoy spending time with friends for a change. But yeah, this has got to be one of the strangest movies I've ever seen which isn't saying a lot since I'm not a movie goer by any stretch.

  • @Shoyro
    @Shoyro 5 месяцев назад +2

    Ah great. Zombeavers, Prions, Rabies, Brain Eating Ameoba. So many things to be scared of. What's next? Chihuahuas weilding Death Tacos?

  • @JDC504ABC2
    @JDC504ABC2 5 месяцев назад +1

    we gonna need a Fallout Ghoulifacation video now you got no choice

  • @Random_stuff_E
    @Random_stuff_E 5 месяцев назад +1

    Oh yes the 2000s where everything was about zombies

  • @procow2274
    @procow2274 5 месяцев назад +1

    I watched this movie on RUclips before

  • @DiamondWisps
    @DiamondWisps 5 месяцев назад +1

    "apart from prions and rabies-"
    Ah shit, here we go again

  • @Cpt-kaiju
    @Cpt-kaiju 5 месяцев назад +2

    I’m so glad Roa is doing his b movie arc I so needed this

  • @pirategamer3243
    @pirategamer3243 5 месяцев назад +1

    Can you do Netflix's series Kingdom?

  • @misterhat6395
    @misterhat6395 5 месяцев назад +1

    I’ve been citing Roanoke et al., lately.

  • @HashknightGaming
    @HashknightGaming 5 месяцев назад +1

    Electric motors have a lot more torque then they get credit for.

  • @tutuhamburgergamer4540
    @tutuhamburgergamer4540 5 месяцев назад +1

    He did not mention the angler fish….😞

  • @NinjaFox-pe3dv
    @NinjaFox-pe3dv 5 месяцев назад +1

    I used to have a 76 dodge truck, it was nice. 318, manual. It was one of the few model years the shifter was in the dash.

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 5 месяцев назад +1

    7:26 I live in Iowa.
    I'm glad I'm an introvert.

  • @daniroseheart620
    @daniroseheart620 5 месяцев назад +2

    When you mentioned brain eating amoebas, I thought of the boy that died after getting one at River Country

  • @presidentforlife1732
    @presidentforlife1732 5 месяцев назад +1

    TF2 ahh background music