The Gene Spliced CHIMERIC NIGHTMARE That COULD EXIST In Unnatural

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    As humanity continues to spread cross the globe, we have pushed animals further and further back into different habitats but something else is beginning to happen. The planet, is getting warmer. is it is? is it a natural cycle? Has someone left a heater running too long? Currently, its hard to tell. But one thing we know for sure, is that our species, may have the ability to change the trajectory of this outcome. By introducing gene manipulation into animals, we can make them more adept at dealing with the changes and maybe save a few species along the way. But what sort of creatures would this create? Lets discuss that in todays episode over Unnatural!
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  • @RoanokeGaming
    @RoanokeGaming  9 месяцев назад +107

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    • @kuttr-654
      @kuttr-654 9 месяцев назад +2

      I sometimes find it hard to believe that you are an actual scientist, biologist, whatever.
      On climate "more data needed" ?
      Data's been in.
      I know your main thing now is breaking down movies.
      Good job!
      10/10
      When 97% of scientists around the globe from all different fields of study attribute climate change to human actions, maybe you accept it's the humans fault ?
      I'm not saying anyone's gonna do anything about it.
      But I'd really appreciate you owning up to the facts.
      Because science.

    • @doomradiervideos4624
      @doomradiervideos4624 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@kuttr-654remember humanity number one

    • @zionleach3001
      @zionleach3001 9 месяцев назад +3

      @RoanokeGaming can you do videos on the Witch Doctor comics? It's like X-files as a medical drama. It has vampires that are parasitic slugs, compares demons to botflies, and fish people who infect people with a disease similar to Wolbachia.

    • @kuttr-654
      @kuttr-654 9 месяцев назад

      @@doomradiervideos4624 yeah, sure. Until we've made this planet unlivable for anything but bacteria, humans#1. Woooo

    • @ZombieArmy439
      @ZombieArmy439 9 месяцев назад +2

      Can you do a video on the parasitic virus of the zombies in kingdom please and thank

  • @raptorstryke92
    @raptorstryke92 9 месяцев назад +1956

    “What’re penguins doing?”
    Their best Roanoke, their damn best

    • @InVinoVeratas
      @InVinoVeratas 9 месяцев назад +64

      This phrasing reminds me of that meme, *_"What the dog doin'?"_*

    • @davemccage7918
      @davemccage7918 9 месяцев назад +9

      @@InVinoVeratas “HUH?!?”

    • @BCKammen
      @BCKammen 9 месяцев назад +40

      Surviving.... all they can do, never trust a fae or a flightless bird.

    • @Gravedigger933
      @Gravedigger933 9 месяцев назад +1

      Fool. They are training for when their time comes. Never turn you back on a penguin. They are treacherous.

    • @stonedscared8461
      @stonedscared8461 9 месяцев назад +1

      The penguins know what they did! I'll be damned if i let a penguin son of a bitch do it again! lol

  • @theakspud
    @theakspud 9 месяцев назад +479

    As an alaskan can confirm its just feral canadians guarding their maple dens. They turn their victims into maple syrup with canadian black magic and feed.

    • @CanadianLegionaire
      @CanadianLegionaire 9 месяцев назад +49

      The fact that you survived to tell the tale means we've been off our game lately.

    • @mazz9487
      @mazz9487 6 месяцев назад +3

      Sounds a lot like the Ozark Howler and moonshiners.

    • @Mudhorn29
      @Mudhorn29 5 месяцев назад +1

      I always knew it

    • @khajiithaswares7336
      @khajiithaswares7336 3 месяца назад +1

      Canadian who used to live up north, this is basically true, just throw in a lot of miners and hard drugs. 0.0

  • @jonathonmiller2662
    @jonathonmiller2662 9 месяцев назад +1192

    Roanoke, buddy, pal, broham: You gotta do a video on the 1989 movie Leviathan. Hear me out: it’s like The Thing but in a deep ocean base with actual angler fish monsters. You gotta suffer for the fans.

    • @Verdugo_Arulaq
      @Verdugo_Arulaq 9 месяцев назад +78

      Papa Roanoke? I second this
      Do it for the funny

    • @BeetleBuns
      @BeetleBuns 9 месяцев назад +32

      YES

    • @CryptidRenfri
      @CryptidRenfri 9 месяцев назад +23

      That sounds amazing

    • @CriticalHat
      @CriticalHat 9 месяцев назад +26

      I said the same thing on the manglerfish video, he's too scared

    • @ReikaLady
      @ReikaLady 9 месяцев назад +22

      I loved Leviathan as an early teen. Even as an adult it's still fun.

  • @la1sk203
    @la1sk203 9 месяцев назад +193

    Ayo for anyone treating hypothermia, don't put them next to a fire. Use a TPA, luke warm water, body heat and remove their cold/wet clothing. Been a lifeguard and a sailor and you do not heat them up too quickly.

    • @matthewlawrence4899
      @matthewlawrence4899 9 месяцев назад +8

      What happened if you heated them up too quickly 👀

    • @blaznskais2048
      @blaznskais2048 9 месяцев назад +33

      @@matthewlawrence4899pretty sure it causes nerve damage or some such

    • @Liminal.Headspace
      @Liminal.Headspace 9 месяцев назад +43

      ​@@matthewlawrence4899You go into shock. Just like jumping in cold water when you're hot. Your heart can stop, it can cause an aneurysm etc.

    • @anna-flora999
      @anna-flora999 9 месяцев назад +34

      ​@@matthewlawrence4899 very quick explanation, it takes a while for the blood in your limbs to heat up again. But if you place them next to a fire, the body goes "alright, back in business, restore blood flow". And now all the cold blood in your limbs rushes into your heart and rest of your torso

    • @ace_of_cups4096
      @ace_of_cups4096 9 месяцев назад +3

      Thank you thank you
      When Roanoke said to put the doc by the fire I wanted to *c r y*

  • @godlessrecovery8880
    @godlessrecovery8880 9 месяцев назад +773

    Fun polar bear fact. In Svalbard Norway, you're required to be "properly armed" outside of the settlement, normally with a gun. Because of the 300 or so local polar bears.

    • @VorkKnightOfGood
      @VorkKnightOfGood 9 месяцев назад +60

      Armed as in "if a beard shows up I'll shoot at the air to scare him off" or as in "if a bear shows up and even looks at your general direction immediately shoot him dead"?

    • @Zeppathy
      @Zeppathy 9 месяцев назад +88

      As in, if a polar bear shows up, you commit self unalive with the boomstick to warn everyone else that you just got eaten by a bear. So they know to stay away.

    • @DullestStar9299
      @DullestStar9299 9 месяцев назад +28

      @@VorkKnightOfGood LOL. Bears shrug off ammo like a bad itch. Shot gun to the face? Merely a flesh wound...

    • @trudycolborne2371
      @trudycolborne2371 9 месяцев назад +47

      ​@@VorkKnightOfGoodProbably the first. Bear bangers are a type of ammunition up north. I would have the noise makers equipped, bear spray at the ready, and back up live ammo in case of a "problem" bear.

    • @marysmith2060
      @marysmith2060 9 месяцев назад

      Stay strapped or get clapped.

  • @beastmaster0934
    @beastmaster0934 9 месяцев назад +270

    “What’re penguins doing?”
    Trying not to get eaten by leopard seals, skuas, orcas, and other such beasts, as well as trying to not lose their babies to the cold.

    • @TheKrispyfort
      @TheKrispyfort 9 месяцев назад +15

      They are the Australians of the Penguin World

    • @delrunplays2903
      @delrunplays2903 9 месяцев назад

      Are there orcas down south?

    • @shoosh222
      @shoosh222 9 месяцев назад +4

      I had never heard of a skua. Thank you, friend, for telling me about a new species to check out!

    • @garretth8224
      @garretth8224 9 месяцев назад +7

      ​​@@delrunplays2903Yes. However it's mostly near the southern tip of Chile, and Australia.

    • @cacomeatballmarinara2014
      @cacomeatballmarinara2014 9 месяцев назад +1

      Given how literally everything is against them, they’re doing a pretty good job

  • @wither5673
    @wither5673 9 месяцев назад +278

    IDK man I have seen how our Finish neighbors deal with bears, they can try to square up but nothing can stop Finish grandpa from getting to his sauna.

    • @redacted5937
      @redacted5937 9 месяцев назад +58

      The Fins will just scream "Perkele" and the bear will be glad that it survived the encounter

    • @KillerChrono666
      @KillerChrono666 9 месяцев назад +29

      Ahhj, the Finnish. Scaring Polar Bears and Russians since 1939.

    • @SentientDMT
      @SentientDMT 7 месяцев назад +9

      Simo Hayha approves!

    • @KillerChrono666
      @KillerChrono666 7 месяцев назад +5

      @@SentientDMT THANK YOU. I literally forgot White Death's name.

    • @SentientDMT
      @SentientDMT 7 месяцев назад

      @@KillerChrono666 if all else fails, you can go the Aimo Koivunen route. Eat a shit ton of methamphetamine and ski 250 Miles.

  • @placomsonat9483
    @placomsonat9483 9 месяцев назад +170

    I recently found out that polar bears and grizzly bears have started naturally breeding in the wild. The young are viable and grow into what are basically splotchy tan coloured, omnivorous polar bears.

    • @zizter25
      @zizter25 9 месяцев назад +28

      They're called pizzleys or grolar bears.

    • @randallbesch2424
      @randallbesch2424 9 месяцев назад +16

      Fun fact: polar bears split off from brown bears.

    • @fortysvideoarchive
      @fortysvideoarchive 6 месяцев назад +1

      snow bunny bears

    • @bm8793
      @bm8793 5 месяцев назад +5

      ⁠@@zizter25I think the naming is dependent on which bear is the mother or father. Pizzley is a polar bear father and grolar is a polar bear mother.

  • @CiviCiviCivi
    @CiviCiviCivi 9 месяцев назад +342

    You know whats even more terrifying than a polar bear? An anglerfish.

    • @Crimzon_7
      @Crimzon_7 9 месяцев назад +32

      You know what's even scarier than a big anglerfish?
      A bigger anglerfish😂

    • @Id_have_all_birds_in_zoos
      @Id_have_all_birds_in_zoos 9 месяцев назад +21

      @@Crimzon_7y’know what’s even *SCARIER* than a bigger anglerfish?
      Nothing

    • @franciscocota6440
      @franciscocota6440 9 месяцев назад +12

      Roanoke's gonna flip when he meets the Polar Anglerfish

    • @randallbesch2424
      @randallbesch2424 9 месяцев назад +8

      @@Id_have_all_birds_in_zoos no Cthulhu-Angler.

    • @Crimzon_7
      @Crimzon_7 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@Id_have_all_birds_in_zoos LMFAO

  • @InVinoVeratas
    @InVinoVeratas 9 месяцев назад +192

    22:50 I'm not convinced an Alaskian would describe a 9mm and an 308 rifle as "An Arsenal", pretty sure that's just what you'd carry to the gas station.

    • @Backstabmacro
      @Backstabmacro 9 месяцев назад +15

      Hell, that’s my bathing kit. Nothing less than Casull for going past the front yard 😂

    • @R055LE.1
      @R055LE.1 9 месяцев назад +8

      You don't even need to be Alaskan for that.

    • @InVinoVeratas
      @InVinoVeratas 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@R055LE.1As a Canadian, you have no idea how lenient your guy's gun laws are, compared to ours.

    • @R055LE.1
      @R055LE.1 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@InVinoVeratas I know exactly how lenient they are, and how strict. Every state has different laws

    • @thesynergy2
      @thesynergy2 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@InVinoVeratas Shit, I am Canadian too and having a 9mm and 308 rifle is barely anything. My family probably has 20 rifles between the four of us

  • @thatguy44148
    @thatguy44148 9 месяцев назад +1044

    Come 1v1 me in the ocean Roanoke (I'm a 6 foot angler fish)

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  9 месяцев назад +561

      Do I get prep time?

    • @fetusdeletus9266
      @fetusdeletus9266 9 месяцев назад +90

      @@RoanokeGamingdo you really think prep time will save you?

    • @Screlz
      @Screlz 9 месяцев назад +56

      ​@@fetusdeletus9266 Maybe if he borrows a sub from James Cameron and modifies it with ballistics. Maybe.

    • @WanderingVictorious
      @WanderingVictorious 9 месяцев назад +38

      So you’re a five foot nine angler fish?

    • @benjin3993
      @benjin3993 9 месяцев назад +24

      ​@@RoanokeGaming just hop in the b movie graphics underwater fighting mech. You'll still lose to that eldritch monster, but it'll be more badass

  • @ferro9926
    @ferro9926 9 месяцев назад +132

    Fun fact, a polar bear stands NO CHANCE against an orca, they are twice as big as a LARGE polar bear (orcas are 8 meters long on average, a tall polar bear standing up is 4)

    • @Turkeysocks
      @Turkeysocks 9 месяцев назад

      Another fun fact, orcas are all psychos. We're just lucky they don't have a taste for humans.

    • @Backinblackbunny009
      @Backinblackbunny009 9 месяцев назад +20

      Orcas are very odd and won't eat anything their pod didn't teach them was food. They're also some of the only mammals that go thru menopause like humans. Strangely, its a lot more common in whales. No other primate goes through menopause

    • @CharlesH-t9r
      @CharlesH-t9r 9 месяцев назад

      Polar bears still will hunt them despite thousands of years of their ancestors getting got doing so
      Thats one of the many reasons they have a reputation of being roid bears

    • @Mila-Rosa
      @Mila-Rosa 9 месяцев назад +8

      Honestly, an orca probably wouldn't know what to do with a polar bear. They're highly specialized hunters to the point that specific pods will hunt one type of salmon and don't realize that seals or other types of fish are even edible.

    • @Belzediel
      @Belzediel 9 месяцев назад

      Being twice as long does not equate to being twice as large.
      Can't stop you failing at elementary geometry, but it's never a good idea to announce you can't do the basics.

  • @ThronesReign711
    @ThronesReign711 9 месяцев назад +117

    Roanoke, suggests Polar Bear vs Orca
    Asylum Movie Company: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!!

    • @casually_lurking
      @casually_lurking 9 месяцев назад +10

      OR- here me out, Sharktopus versus [insert Orca hybrid here] with [insert Polar Bear hybrid] joining from the top rope.

    • @randallbesch2424
      @randallbesch2424 9 месяцев назад +2

      I do too thought of it just before he suggested it.

    • @jackalope2302
      @jackalope2302 9 месяцев назад +1

      Polarca?

    • @casually_lurking
      @casually_lurking 9 месяцев назад

      @@jackalope2302 YES! Give this one a franchise.

    • @tassadarc8069
      @tassadarc8069 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@casually_lurking Sharktopus vs Whalewolf is a movie that already exists.

  • @richardanthony5020
    @richardanthony5020 9 месяцев назад +217

    Just remember: there are some Inuit tribes in Canada who hunt polar bears with a single shot .22.
    They sit on the ice and wait for it to rear up on its hind legs and roar, then aim for the roof of its mouth and fire. The round will go through the roof of its mouth but not out the back of the skull. The bullet sorta bounces around in its skull and the bear dies.
    My uncle actually got the privilege of being shown first hand.

    • @codbeast914
      @codbeast914 9 месяцев назад +19

      That's impressive. We also have Guns that are just big enough to kill even the largest of polar bears . Imagine everyone had 12 gauges and slugs I doubt that thing is just shrugging off 3-5 slugs .

    • @randallbesch2424
      @randallbesch2424 9 месяцев назад

      Why kill them. Predators don't taste good. All that meat diet.

    • @beastmaster0934
      @beastmaster0934 9 месяцев назад +34

      The Inuit got some serious skills.

    • @richardanthony5020
      @richardanthony5020 9 месяцев назад +25

      @@beastmaster0934 it’s certainly a great way to figure out the ones who don’t🤣

    • @enderkatze6129
      @enderkatze6129 9 месяцев назад +8

      That must be a nightmare to learn to do

  • @joelpena209
    @joelpena209 9 месяцев назад +133

    “No match on hand to hand” the guy who fought a bear hand to hand and both their bodies were found next to each other: 😎

    • @davemccage7918
      @davemccage7918 9 месяцев назад +25

      I was camping in King’s Canyon and had to 1v1 a black bear with a baseball bat. One good wack on the snoot did the trick, but the bear looked like he only 150lbs tops. Unless you’re Matt Olson, Im not sure a Louisville Slugger would be enough for a polar bear.

    • @Turkeysocks
      @Turkeysocks 9 месяцев назад +17

      @@davemccage7918 Na, it'd just make the polar bear angry. And if you think a hungry polar bear is scary, wait until you're dealing with a hangry polar bear.

    • @jordendavid8992
      @jordendavid8992 9 месяцев назад +6

      @@Turkeysockspolar bears know they ain’t got nothing else to eat which in my opinion is what makes them the worst bears to be attacked by not including their size ofc

  • @Turkeysocks
    @Turkeysocks 9 месяцев назад +37

    I can tell you why it's not called Maneater in the US, cause there's already another movie called Maneater. It's a 2022 movie about a large shark that basically stalks and eats a group of friends who were staying on an idyllic tropical island. It's got a 3.1/10 on IMDB.

    • @normalhuman9878
      @normalhuman9878 9 месяцев назад +4

      I thought so
      It’s also the name of a pretty fun video game

    • @Jwsponky
      @Jwsponky 9 месяцев назад +4

      Huh, I thought there was a movie by that same title that featured a tiger getting loose from... I forget if it was a circus or a zoo and started eating people from a small town. Never watched the thing but I had read about it.

    • @hughquigley5337
      @hughquigley5337 7 месяцев назад +2

      Well this movie predates 2022 so I think it would have rights to the name if the producers had chosen to call it that

  • @GryphonsChannel
    @GryphonsChannel 9 месяцев назад +254

    Good afternoon Roanoke! The angler fish say hello!

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  9 месяцев назад +151

      C E A S E

    • @Akutenshi1990
      @Akutenshi1990 9 месяцев назад +11

      why must we trigger roanokes absolute hatred of the angler fish? lol.

    • @CiaranEldrett-vp8yz
      @CiaranEldrett-vp8yz 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@RoanokeGaming I watched this movie and I’ve actually read research papers on several genes that are associated with the species barrier on the genetic side of the phenomenon. So yeah genetically engineering a animal like this is definitely possible theoretically

    • @Turkeysocks
      @Turkeysocks 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@CiaranEldrett-vp8yz as a science teacher I once had in high school stated, everything is theoretical until you actually do it.

  • @PostprandialTorpor
    @PostprandialTorpor 9 месяцев назад +66

    Annihilation Bear: hold my bear

    • @marysmith2060
      @marysmith2060 9 месяцев назад +7

      That bear 🐻 could induce nightmares.

    • @SaeroneScean
      @SaeroneScean 7 месяцев назад

      I did nightmare of it...

  • @giggsy__
    @giggsy__ 9 месяцев назад +95

    “If you fought a polar bear, would you lose?”
    Desert Eagle: If it opened its domain, Unlimited Physical Strength, I might have a little trouble.
    “But would you lose?”
    Desert Eagle: Nah, I’d win.

    • @Zeppathy
      @Zeppathy 9 месяцев назад +3

      No, you'd get a jam.

    • @Scudboy17
      @Scudboy17 9 месяцев назад +10

      Russian sailors once tried to scare off an adult male polar bear off their sub after they had emerged from under the ice. The warning shot did not scare it. Then they shot at it with 10mm Makaraovs, and it ignored it even after getting hit with several shots. They resorted to a 12.5mm machine gun, thats roughly the same as a .50 cal Browning M2. That just pissed it off, and the bear started climbing the conning tower to get to the crew. They chose to go back inside and just submerge rather than try to fight an angry polar bear. They eventually found out the bear later died from its wounds, but it had lived long enough to travel about 20 miles, even with more than a dozen gunshot wounds. So even if you hit it with your eagle, unless you got a lucky shot to the eye and into the brain, it will most certainly live long enough to really make you wish you brought a hand grenade instead.

    • @nextcaesargaming5469
      @nextcaesargaming5469 9 месяцев назад +11

      @@Scudboy17 I don't think I believe those Russian Sailors. Polar Bears have been killed with shotguns and 30-06 rifles, so a 12.7x108 would definitely put it down.

    • @Scudboy17
      @Scudboy17 9 месяцев назад +5

      @nextcaesargaming5469 No, it did kill it, just not right away. Unless you score a headshot or the heart, they can keep going for a very long time. Like wild boars, just bigger and much more dangerous. The inuit have stories of hunters who shot a polar bear, leaving it for dead, only to have it track down the hunter and kill them days later, even as it was slowly dying.

    • @nextcaesargaming5469
      @nextcaesargaming5469 9 месяцев назад +16

      @@Scudboy17 I know how gunshot wounds for Polar Bears typically work, I'm just saying that I don't believe for a second that an anti-materiel round like 12.7x108 coming out of a machine gun would not have put down the bear almost instantly.
      Those Russian sailors are either the worst shots in the Russian Navy that only nailed one shot out of dozens in one of its legs or something... or they were doing what sailors often do, and were just telling a story.

  • @theironworks6797
    @theironworks6797 9 месяцев назад +29

    6:16 Imagine clocking into work and distantly hearing "By Khorne it will be done".

  • @kaptainkaiju
    @kaptainkaiju 9 месяцев назад +51

    That shot of the bear pulling the chick into the ice made me literally burst laughing 🤣

  • @noodle1299
    @noodle1299 8 месяцев назад +9

    I love how there's this chill music playing while he talks about polar bears being absolute power houses.

  • @d34d0n1mp4kt
    @d34d0n1mp4kt 9 месяцев назад +44

    To be fair, regarding satphones, specifically the older ones, they can be rather unreliable depending on the density of your surroundings, atmospheric conditions, and even solar flares can really mess with signal.

    • @BakilAskamrim
      @BakilAskamrim 3 месяца назад

      So all around picky equipment.

  • @Gravedigger933
    @Gravedigger933 9 месяцев назад +31

    Penguins are trying to speed run into evolving into the apex predators they were meant to be. Penguin supremacy!

    • @randallbesch2424
      @randallbesch2424 9 месяцев назад +1

      They could take over the Orcas niche, right colors.

  • @TheSkulleh
    @TheSkulleh 9 месяцев назад +93

    "snacks on brainstems" is a glorious phrase and the giggle I had was refreshing.

  • @whiskeyplz4891
    @whiskeyplz4891 9 месяцев назад +16

    My uncle in law actually directed this. His newest one is called Glowsies I recommend checking it out after it is released.

  • @Subliminalsapper
    @Subliminalsapper 9 месяцев назад +27

    I lived in Alaska from the northernmost point to the southernmost. I've seen polar bears, Kodiak grizzlies, and polar bears. They are terrifying to see in person.

    • @hughquigley5337
      @hughquigley5337 7 месяцев назад

      I know what I’m about to ask you is kinda childish, but I just can’t help myself: What are some of the rarest/most unusual animals you’ve seen in Alaska? Narwhal? Wolverine? Something else?

  • @RaimaNd
    @RaimaNd 9 месяцев назад +22

    All I think about: "If polarbear not friend why friendshaped?"

  • @GarGhuul
    @GarGhuul 9 месяцев назад +44

    Engagement! Also Phantoms: primordial underground slime eats town, decides it is Satan due to circumstantial evidence. Hijinks ensue.

    • @KyleCreswell-r1i
      @KyleCreswell-r1i 9 месяцев назад +8

      I didn't realize it was a movie, but that was a perfect description of the book.

    • @GarGhuul
      @GarGhuul 9 месяцев назад +8

      @@KyleCreswell-r1i I did not know it was a book, so we are even.

    • @randallbesch2424
      @randallbesch2424 9 месяцев назад +1

      It is an evolved SHOGGOTH that has changed over the millions of years.

    • @Backinblackbunny009
      @Backinblackbunny009 9 месяцев назад +1

      The book was fun. The parts with the creatures at least. The protagonist is pretty cringe

    • @Backinblackbunny009
      @Backinblackbunny009 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​​@@GarGhuulit's a dean koontz book and he's nuts. He had a book where an alien invasion turns out to be the rapture 🙄 ugh

  • @Redwolf2495
    @Redwolf2495 9 месяцев назад +15

    The whole "scientists only asked if they could, not if they should" thing makes it clear there aren't enough scientists with both high intelligence AND high wisdom. On the other hand, without said scientists we would lose out on so many horror movies!

  • @chzybean
    @chzybean 9 месяцев назад +23

    9:02 Dude. That's Graham Greene. Seriously dense list of Hollywood movies roles. Great actor.

    • @randallbesch2424
      @randallbesch2424 9 месяцев назад +5

      Also James Remar who was almost in Aliens.

  • @Amos-Timmy-Burton
    @Amos-Timmy-Burton 9 месяцев назад +22

    Whoever edits your videos deserves a flippin' medal for the hilarious, on-point, constantly up-to-date memes. That, coupled with your excellent delivery and humour makes your channel stands miles above other channels. Enough sucking up for you, now go fight an angler fish!

  • @SpartanDusk
    @SpartanDusk 9 месяцев назад +22

    The penguins are looking dapper as fuck my dude, that's what they're doing, dying with style.
    GAME RESPECT GAME

  • @Interweb_Gremlin
    @Interweb_Gremlin 9 месяцев назад +10

    There's a video by Bob Gymlan called The Sankebetsu Brown Bear Incident, where this exact scenario happens except it's a Kodiak bear, and all the houses are made of mud and thatch.

  • @IAintYou
    @IAintYou 9 месяцев назад +10

    Doubt you'll see this, but Roanoke, you've given me a wide vocabulary to explain many scientific phrases in terms that my non-science can get. And quite frankly, I owe a huge thanks to you for that. Stay gold, bud.

  • @ZippyChan
    @ZippyChan 9 месяцев назад +12

    Bro, your nerdiness whenever you see ANY car in an otherwise biological study video is hilarious and charming. Keep up the great work :)

  • @Kingdeathtrooper
    @Kingdeathtrooper 9 месяцев назад +16

    20:55 OH NO! The radio is broken, why would the polar bear do this!?

  • @HorieMiyariho
    @HorieMiyariho 9 месяцев назад +11

    The Chimera Bear arc was better than the chimera wolf arc. The polar bear has psychic abilities to turn off electricity just like in the movie. Other than that good video Roanoke.

  • @thetruemonarch9354
    @thetruemonarch9354 9 месяцев назад +20

    Roanoke: Polar bears are absolutely horrifying animals!
    Until one is literally eating me, I will respectfully disagree with that statement. D'aaawwww polar bear.

  • @TheKrispyfort
    @TheKrispyfort 9 месяцев назад +8

    ANTARCTIC PENGUINS:
    Those are the Australians of the Penguin world, who created a place for themselves out of the penal colony their ancestors were exiled to.
    Penguin Penguin Penguin

  • @woodywoodward4424
    @woodywoodward4424 9 месяцев назад +28

    Jurassic Park Reference early in the video, you won me over early. Subscribed.

  • @EnglishVirgo
    @EnglishVirgo 8 месяцев назад +3

    Absolutely compliment your chef. My father-in-law says to always be nice to people that are feeding you and people that are taking care of you, so basically be extra nice to people cooking you food and nurses and doctors. Both can do very 'fun' things to make your day a lot less fun!

  • @_-Trephorius-_
    @_-Trephorius-_ 9 месяцев назад +72

    We need a cover of the hybrid monstrosities in
    Sharktopus
    Sharktopus vs Pteracuda
    Sharktopus vs Whalewolf

    • @DerivativeWorker
      @DerivativeWorker 9 месяцев назад

      You're making those up! I don't believe you that those are real movies.

    • @Legs05
      @Legs05 9 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@DerivativeWorker there was even meant to be a sharktopus vs mermantula lmao that's right a man fish spider hybrid 😅

    • @KyleCreswell-r1i
      @KyleCreswell-r1i 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​​@DerivativeWorker I have seen sharktopus. It is in the same vein as sharknado only even worse acting. It was a classic case of "We aren't laughing with you, we are laughing at you."

    • @theoneglorylucky3071
      @theoneglorylucky3071 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@DerivativeWorker you could also try sharkman, mansquito and piranha shark :v

    • @Hollowpoint762
      @Hollowpoint762 9 месяцев назад

      At this point Manbearpig should have it's own movie lol

  • @Zeppathy
    @Zeppathy 9 месяцев назад +14

    If you are rocking Desert Eagle, you better bring a bunch of toast for all the Jam your about to get.

    • @randlebrowne2048
      @randlebrowne2048 9 месяцев назад

      Especially in the arctic cold (cold makes the metal shrink).

  • @travisphipps3606
    @travisphipps3606 9 месяцев назад +35

    A Desert Eagle being the ultimate problem solva? Your anglerfish friends would like a word about bullets traveling in the depths of the ocean.

    • @Zeppathy
      @Zeppathy 9 месяцев назад +3

      You just got a jam!
      Proceed direcrly to being eaten by a bear.
      Desert Eagles jam in the tropics, after being cleaned, while you whisper sweet nothings in its ear... let alone the cold. Watch a cold weather abuse test on one. Lol.

    • @___AVARICE___
      @___AVARICE___ 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@Zeppathyyeah man, production guns are so unreliable. Thats why I only carry my homemade flak cannons. Think a potato cannon but 1000x more powerful and firing all sorts of shrapnel

    • @Zeppathy
      @Zeppathy 5 месяцев назад

      @@___AVARICE___ Carry big hammer. Big hammer never jams.

    • @___AVARICE___
      @___AVARICE___ 5 месяцев назад

      @@Zeppathy rock no jam. Rock turn head into hamburger. Rock good.

  • @mikoajbaszczyszyn4568
    @mikoajbaszczyszyn4568 9 месяцев назад +3

    12:10 - I love how the paw is so obviously a glove

  • @BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly
    @BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly 9 месяцев назад +16

    Papa Roanoke is going hard with the video schedule recently. 😁👍
    Just don't burn yourself out my dude.

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  9 месяцев назад +10

      I'll try!

    • @longhairgetinthere
      @longhairgetinthere 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@RoanokeGamingplease do 🫶

    • @sebastianlist2426
      @sebastianlist2426 8 месяцев назад

      @@RoanokeGamingmaybe burn yourself out on doing some research on global warming. Because the research is done and it is absolutely man fucking induced.

  • @Going4Broke2528
    @Going4Broke2528 8 месяцев назад +10

    That expedition into the poles that got menaced by a SINGLE POLAR BEAR is even more horrifying when you stop to think and realize that more than likely, nobody believed in the story the survivors told until Polar Bears became more common knowledge. It'd be like stories of a yeti or something outlandish back then. "A giant, bullet-proof snow white bear just walked up and grabbed a grown ass man like a chew toy and we could do nothing but reel back in abject horror as he was very loudly eaten alive" and that is a real animal that exists.

  • @uacrazy4481
    @uacrazy4481 9 месяцев назад +3

    Finally, a channel that has actually shown me 2 movies I have not seen. Mostly because they are newer then 2010's. When you've seen literally 1000's of horror movie, It becomes very difficult to find something to watch. Anywho thank you for your videos, they are hilarious, very entertaining and informative. You are greatly appreciated for all the hard work you do. Thank you! Will watch once I finish the movie! EDIT.... Okay I should have just watched your video...

  • @ryanmack99
    @ryanmack99 3 месяца назад

    5:21 temperature shock can suck ass when ur not acclimated, I sleep with the window open when temps change the most drastically towards or below freezing with extra blankets. Plus the dogs cuddle up when it's a bit colder as well ❤

  • @Toilteggmcmufen
    @Toilteggmcmufen 9 месяцев назад +642

    Day 23 of asking for a video on subnatica

  • @jakeking974
    @jakeking974 9 месяцев назад +3

    My brother is abnatural. He's a total gymrat whose two hobbies are fish (like aquariums) which he also does for a job, and lifting weights, and as such has some natty abs. Dude could literally break my bones if he tried.

  • @thatradfailure5197
    @thatradfailure5197 9 месяцев назад +3

    Watching in my car while tornado sirens go off. I've got some time I need to spend. Thanks, Roanoke!

  • @Sykspy
    @Sykspy 7 месяцев назад +4

    I came for the horror movie review and explanations, i stayed for the random and spontaneous car facts

  • @christhe2dprotogen511
    @christhe2dprotogen511 9 месяцев назад +20

    7:23 I think it’s diffrent because there’s a Shark video game already called ManEater

    • @JacobFarley-y8s
      @JacobFarley-y8s 9 месяцев назад +3

      Or to avoid it seeming like a Hall And Oates film

    • @jdjones6218
      @jdjones6218 9 месяцев назад +1

      theirs an american movie called maneater about a tiger loose in the apalachan mountains lol

    • @saintcynicism2654
      @saintcynicism2654 9 месяцев назад +2

      Have a feeling it was more motivated by another bargain bin monster movie about an overly large tiger eating people in some remote town called "Maneater" that came out in 2007, only like eight years before this movie. I doubt it got much in the way of an international release, so the name was probably free everywhere BUT the US.
      (it was *also* a weird movie, and starred Gary Busey for some reason)

    • @jdjones6218
      @jdjones6218 9 месяцев назад

      @@saintcynicism2654 that is the one i was talking about haha

    • @normalhuman9878
      @normalhuman9878 9 месяцев назад

      It’s a pretty fun game too

  • @StrumaticRock0
    @StrumaticRock0 9 месяцев назад +1

    27:30 I inherited my maternal gramps 73 F100, 390 on it, but no 4x4, only rear wheel, though I do believe rear wheel was enough, as they used to use it for farmwork back in the day

  • @Verdugo_Arulaq
    @Verdugo_Arulaq 9 месяцев назад +43

    0:23 fun fact about penguins
    They are down atrocious, abyssal, they are the definition of “idk what consent even means”
    If you know about the story of a penguin and a frozen head, you know what I mean
    10:10 bro
    I would love a Christmas/ new years video where it’s just papa Roanoke in front of a fire giving papa advice
    Also ha
    35:04 I got that reference

    • @ayrialburford8491
      @ayrialburford8491 9 месяцев назад +6

      This is so true, they may look cute but that is a menace

    • @riverjoy5658
      @riverjoy5658 9 месяцев назад +18

      Don't forget, Otters and Dolphins fall under this category of "Cute but disturbing" animal fun facts.

    • @anthonymullenax2005
      @anthonymullenax2005 9 месяцев назад +3

      Really have to watch out for the pengwings, not to be confused with Penglings.😂

    • @CryptidRenfri
      @CryptidRenfri 9 месяцев назад +4

      Casual Geographic taught me all I need to know about penguins lmao

    • @Verdugo_Arulaq
      @Verdugo_Arulaq 9 месяцев назад

      @@CryptidRenfrisame!

  • @connortripp99
    @connortripp99 9 месяцев назад +2

    19:09 So basically Deviljho from Monster Hunter.

  • @CryptidRenfri
    @CryptidRenfri 9 месяцев назад +4

    Hey, it's Dexter's dad lmao
    Also, bless you Papa Roanoke for this upload.
    Still going to ask you to cover Dinocroc vs Supergator. Trust me you'll love it lol

  • @chadg739
    @chadg739 9 месяцев назад +2

    I'm thinking the best method of fighting back would be like the strategy used in the movie the edge. Long spear braced against the ground. Use the bears momentum to stab it. People in the group will die but there's a good chance of the bear going down. If it bleeds we can kill it.

    • @chadg739
      @chadg739 9 месяцев назад +1

      Or 45-70

  • @Acculian
    @Acculian 9 месяцев назад +7

    Your videos are getting better with each upload! And Funnier!!
    When are you covering An American Werewolf in London??

    • @marysmith2060
      @marysmith2060 9 месяцев назад +2

      Oh, sweet recommendation.

  • @inshaneguy
    @inshaneguy 9 месяцев назад +2

    I think the reason it wasn't called "Man Eater" is becasue there is a movie called Man Eater starring Gary Busie about a Tiger lose in a small country town.

    • @randallbesch2424
      @randallbesch2424 9 месяцев назад

      So what would that movie be called everywhere else? Injured tigers werer the original man eater.

    • @inshaneguy
      @inshaneguy 9 месяцев назад

      @@randallbesch2424 I have no idea

  • @Trivial_Whim
    @Trivial_Whim 9 месяцев назад +3

    No, see, that's what the wolf DNA mentioned in the voice recorder was for. To make the bears form packs.
    Edit: And then you explain that at length later...

  • @peterturner1957
    @peterturner1957 19 дней назад

    "Wheres the Bear Trap!?" has now become a catch phrase at my work when we run into issues with a press but can't find a cause.

  • @jollyroger195
    @jollyroger195 9 месяцев назад +6

    Not sure how you look for ideas, but if you want a beast that creeped even me out... you should look up the cow beasts from Isolation.

  • @Jacksonmoonstar1714
    @Jacksonmoonstar1714 Месяц назад

    I absolutely love the stock science class clips that Roanoke shows. Like just talking about a certain biological phenomenon snd and a basic cell pops up and goes “NUCLEUS” 😂

  • @Mr.Janitor
    @Mr.Janitor 9 месяцев назад +3

    As the great Goerge Washington once said, "stay strapped, or get clapped."

  • @Elsnorko
    @Elsnorko 2 месяца назад

    Don't forget, Polar Bears are also NINJAS, they will actually "hide" their nose and claws under snow when sneaking up to pray because they know it stands out in the snow.

  • @armabearo
    @armabearo 9 месяцев назад +5

    "This must of been awk..." 🤣

  • @joshmavricderep2743
    @joshmavricderep2743 9 месяцев назад +2

    Reminds me of “Prophecy” with the mutant Grizzly.
    Roanoke, have you covered this movie??
    Don’t stop being a Chad my dude!

  • @Valdreag17
    @Valdreag17 9 месяцев назад +2

    I know this isn’t the science part- but photo shoots actually take hours, depending on how many people. Each shot you see in a magazine or poster is 1:100 for shots actually taken at the low end.

  • @elsleazo9592
    @elsleazo9592 8 месяцев назад +12

    1:14 No, more data is not required. It's definitely us.

    • @squishmellowspeaks6785
      @squishmellowspeaks6785 6 месяцев назад +4

      The fact that the dude said that is insane. Most unscientific thing a scientific person could say other than “maybe the earth is flat idk”

  • @C00L_DUD31
    @C00L_DUD31 9 месяцев назад +2

    I suggest you should do the freaks from crackdown their cool bioluminescence, the ability to tunnle and vulnerable to uv light would be cool to see you go over.

  • @trudycolborne2371
    @trudycolborne2371 9 месяцев назад +4

    9:49 That's not a wolf, dude. That is a wolverine!

    • @randallbesch2424
      @randallbesch2424 9 месяцев назад +1

      Imagine if they used wolverine DNA instead of wolf?

    • @trudycolborne2371
      @trudycolborne2371 9 месяцев назад

      @@randallbesch2424 No matter what you did to injure it, it would never back down. The appetite problem would exist naturally. There's a reason the wolverine is known as the glutton.

  • @aaronkrohn3220
    @aaronkrohn3220 Месяц назад

    "nope, Chuck Testa" had me dying at 1:30 AM lol

  • @drwombat1978
    @drwombat1978 9 месяцев назад +6

    On the nose south park reference sir. Good show

  • @613aristocrat
    @613aristocrat 9 месяцев назад

    4:15 One of my favorite actors to see. Whatever his name is. Plays an excellent devil in that weird demon TV show. And plays an excellent President in the C&C games.

  • @krioswordsmith1017
    @krioswordsmith1017 9 месяцев назад +14

    "Is it us, is it a natural cycle of earth and sun" no, it's us, it absolutely is us

    • @sebastianlist2426
      @sebastianlist2426 8 месяцев назад +3

      When he said “more research is needed” I lost all fucking respect for the dude

    • @fortysvideoarchive
      @fortysvideoarchive 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@sebastianlist2426 its a joke.

  • @ghoulguts
    @ghoulguts 9 месяцев назад

    Truly, your channel has the perfect content for my ADHD. You go off on tangents just enough to keep my attention 100% off the time. Learning about six different things in every video.

  • @Pixl-qb8
    @Pixl-qb8 6 месяцев назад +1

    lol the calm guitar music as everyone's getting killed 😂

  • @hollowgetsuga425
    @hollowgetsuga425 9 месяцев назад

    When Brookings is talking to the science lady about how his last photos are of his girlfriend being dragged under the ice by a mutant bear. She says she’s sorry for his loss and he delivers an absolute money line of “yeah well, ya win some ya lose some” 😂😂. By far my favorite character in the movie I wanted him to somehow survive that truck explosion so badly.

  • @VasquezJeraboem
    @VasquezJeraboem 9 месяцев назад

    Fan from Alaska here. I had similar issue with heat when my first trip out of state took me down to Vegas in the summer. I hit the wall of heat stepping out at it was so hot compared to my normal that brain decided it was a solid wall. Also moose are absolutely adorable, but shifty as hell. Don't trust those big doe eyes and giant eyelashes. They are a snapped twig too close away from stomping you and everything around you into mush especially when they have a young calf.

  • @TsunTzu
    @TsunTzu 9 месяцев назад +1

    Fun Fact: Bears don't care. They will lay on top of you and eat you alive while you scream.
    Polar Bears are basically the apex of beardom.
    They're legitimately horrifying.

  • @stibosis
    @stibosis 9 месяцев назад +1

    for deadspace and being cold in a spacesuit heat has nowhere to go in a vacuum but in the snow it would bleed out via contact with the ice and atmosphere

  • @11_EVERYTHING_OEFx2
    @11_EVERYTHING_OEFx2 9 месяцев назад

    I just learned about the short faced bear and I’ve never been more thankful to be alive during modern times. That bear is straight up nightmare fuel.

    • @Rietto
      @Rietto 8 месяцев назад

      Early humans lived in a land of giants. Honestly it's amazing that we conquered the planet with basically sharp sticks during that time period.

  • @PopThatOrder66
    @PopThatOrder66 9 месяцев назад

    I was taking this video so seriously, just learning of/critiquing the events of the film. The "ruh roh" just cracked me like an egg lmao.

  • @364dragonrider
    @364dragonrider 9 месяцев назад

    I think the reason that the film is called Maneater isn’t because they thought we couldn’t handle it, but cuz there is already a B-movie around here called Maneater about an escaped circus tiger and someone got litigious during production.

  • @DarkRubberDucky
    @DarkRubberDucky 9 месяцев назад +2

    That Chuck Testa reference got you a Like AND a comment. 😂

  • @magicpyroninja
    @magicpyroninja 9 месяцев назад +1

    From what I've been noticing it kind of seems like the whole seasons and calendar shifted by like 2 weeks. Winter starts a bit later. Lasts a bit longer
    It's not very often you get snow in April, but it's happening more often now than it ever has before in my lifetime
    Certain trees used to flower around the same time every year. Now they bloom 2 weeks earlier than normal

  • @hadesthereaper8980
    @hadesthereaper8980 9 месяцев назад

    Based on my knowledge as someone that took photos a lot growing up, Photos with the sunset or rise in the background can look wonderful but only with specific camera settings

  • @xerothedarkstar
    @xerothedarkstar 3 месяца назад

    Never doubt the camp chef. If you die, you die, but if you don't, it'll be the best thing you've ever tasted.

  • @cameronbrewer2437
    @cameronbrewer2437 9 месяцев назад

    Aslo that "he can still smell you bro" cut away😂😂😂😂😂 24:40

  • @drewcifur3443
    @drewcifur3443 9 месяцев назад

    As someone who's lived in Alaska for years, you'd be shocked how many people drive cars with crap tires or no awd or 4wd. Every year without fail dozens of people go in the ditch for the first few months of winter. It's like they all forget that the roads get slick.

  • @rafaelalodio5116
    @rafaelalodio5116 9 месяцев назад

    I also don’t know how sat phones works but I know that mountains and valleys do compromise their signal, so climbing a ridge or going high in general is the way to go.

  • @lordkarasu2263
    @lordkarasu2263 3 месяца назад

    He’s right, I’m 6’4 250 and have bad low blood sugar, if it drops too low I feel starving and shovel it in and sometimes it makes it worse at first, add that to a giant polar bear…

  • @mvw9078
    @mvw9078 9 месяцев назад

    That little WoW tidbit made me unreasonably happy. I always found that particular aspect of drunkenness in the game very funny.

  • @Ezkuro_2000
    @Ezkuro_2000 9 месяцев назад +1

    Your videos don't suck. You're doing good Roanoke. 👍

  • @Birthday_Shark
    @Birthday_Shark 9 месяцев назад

    Honestly I always hope for there to be trucks in these movies because Roanoke's immediate side tangents about them are always funny.

  • @haruruben
    @haruruben 6 месяцев назад

    13:30 a speech about the how extremely deadly polar bears are over footage of polars doing the cutest stuff and looking incredibly fluffy and huggable😂 how come bears are so cute and deadly? 🤔🤨🥲🥲🥲🧸🧸🧸🧸