The Gene Spliced CHIMERIC NIGHTMARE That COULD EXIST In Unnatural

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  • Опубликовано: 16 апр 2024
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    As humanity continues to spread cross the globe, we have pushed animals further and further back into different habitats but something else is beginning to happen. The planet, is getting warmer. is it is? is it a natural cycle? Has someone left a heater running too long? Currently, its hard to tell. But one thing we know for sure, is that our species, may have the ability to change the trajectory of this outcome. By introducing gene manipulation into animals, we can make them more adept at dealing with the changes and maybe save a few species along the way. But what sort of creatures would this create? Lets discuss that in todays episode over Unnatural!
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  • @RoanokeGaming
    @RoanokeGaming  Месяц назад +84

    Use code ROANOKE50 to get 50% OFF your first Factor box plus 20% off your next box at bit.ly/3TnMHfh
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    • @kuttr-654
      @kuttr-654 Месяц назад +1

      I sometimes find it hard to believe that you are an actual scientist, biologist, whatever.
      On climate "more data needed" ?
      Data's been in.
      I know your main thing now is breaking down movies.
      Good job!
      10/10
      When 97% of scientists around the globe from all different fields of study attribute climate change to human actions, maybe you accept it's the humans fault ?
      I'm not saying anyone's gonna do anything about it.
      But I'd really appreciate you owning up to the facts.
      Because science.

    • @doomradiervideos4624
      @doomradiervideos4624 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@kuttr-654remember humanity number one

    • @zionleach3001
      @zionleach3001 Месяц назад +3

      @RoanokeGaming can you do videos on the Witch Doctor comics? It's like X-files as a medical drama. It has vampires that are parasitic slugs, compares demons to botflies, and fish people who infect people with a disease similar to Wolbachia.

    • @kuttr-654
      @kuttr-654 Месяц назад

      @@doomradiervideos4624 yeah, sure. Until we've made this planet unlivable for anything but bacteria, humans#1. Woooo

    • @ZombieArmy439
      @ZombieArmy439 Месяц назад +2

      Can you do a video on the parasitic virus of the zombies in kingdom please and thank

  • @raptorstryke92
    @raptorstryke92 Месяц назад +1290

    “What’re penguins doing?”
    Their best Roanoke, their damn best

    • @InVinoVeratas
      @InVinoVeratas Месяц назад +40

      This phrasing reminds me of that meme, *_"What the dog doin'?"_*

    • @davemccage7918
      @davemccage7918 Месяц назад +7

      @@InVinoVeratas “HUH?!?”

    • @BCKammen
      @BCKammen Месяц назад +26

      Surviving.... all they can do, never trust a fae or a flightless bird.

    • @Gravedigger933
      @Gravedigger933 Месяц назад

      Fool. They are training for when their time comes. Never turn you back on a penguin. They are treacherous.

    • @stonedscared8461
      @stonedscared8461 Месяц назад

      The penguins know what they did! I'll be damned if i let a penguin son of a bitch do it again! lol

  • @jonathonmiller2662
    @jonathonmiller2662 Месяц назад +820

    Roanoke, buddy, pal, broham: You gotta do a video on the 1989 movie Leviathan. Hear me out: it’s like The Thing but in a deep ocean base with actual angler fish monsters. You gotta suffer for the fans.

    • @Verdugo_Arulaq
      @Verdugo_Arulaq Месяц назад +59

      Papa Roanoke? I second this
      Do it for the funny

    • @BeetleBuns
      @BeetleBuns Месяц назад +26

      YES

    • @CryptidRenfri
      @CryptidRenfri Месяц назад +19

      That sounds amazing

    • @CriticalHat
      @CriticalHat Месяц назад +22

      I said the same thing on the manglerfish video, he's too scared

    • @ReikaLady
      @ReikaLady Месяц назад +18

      I loved Leviathan as an early teen. Even as an adult it's still fun.

  • @godlessrecovery8880
    @godlessrecovery8880 Месяц назад +425

    Fun polar bear fact. In Svalbard Norway, you're required to be "properly armed" outside of the settlement, normally with a gun. Because of the 300 or so local polar bears.

    • @VorkKnightOfGood
      @VorkKnightOfGood Месяц назад +35

      Armed as in "if a beard shows up I'll shoot at the air to scare him off" or as in "if a bear shows up and even looks at your general direction immediately shoot him dead"?

    • @Zeppathy
      @Zeppathy Месяц назад +55

      As in, if a polar bear shows up, you commit self unalive with the boomstick to warn everyone else that you just got eaten by a bear. So they know to stay away.

    • @DavidWiseFAN199
      @DavidWiseFAN199 Месяц назад +16

      @@VorkKnightOfGood LOL. Bears shrug off ammo like a bad itch. Shot gun to the face? Merely a flesh wound...

    • @trudycolborne2371
      @trudycolborne2371 Месяц назад +26

      ​@@VorkKnightOfGoodProbably the first. Bear bangers are a type of ammunition up north. I would have the noise makers equipped, bear spray at the ready, and back up live ammo in case of a "problem" bear.

    • @marysmith2060
      @marysmith2060 Месяц назад

      Stay strapped or get clapped.

  • @theakspud
    @theakspud Месяц назад +165

    As an alaskan can confirm its just feral canadians guarding their maple dens. They turn their victims into maple syrup with canadian black magic and feed.

    • @CanadianLegionaire
      @CanadianLegionaire Месяц назад +5

      The fact that you survived to tell the tale means we've been off our game lately.

  • @thatguy44148
    @thatguy44148 Месяц назад +873

    Come 1v1 me in the ocean Roanoke (I'm a 6 foot angler fish)

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  Месяц назад +479

      Do I get prep time?

    • @williamdistefano5698
      @williamdistefano5698 Месяц назад +84

      😂 more like "head start" 😂

    • @fetusdeletus9266
      @fetusdeletus9266 Месяц назад +68

      @@RoanokeGamingdo you really think prep time will save you?

    • @Screlz
      @Screlz Месяц назад +44

      ​@@fetusdeletus9266 Maybe if he borrows a sub from James Cameron and modifies it with ballistics. Maybe.

    • @thesagepilgrim4441
      @thesagepilgrim4441 Месяц назад +30

      So you’re a five foot nine angler fish?

  • @wither5673
    @wither5673 Месяц назад +169

    IDK man I have seen how our Finish neighbors deal with bears, they can try to square up but nothing can stop Finish grandpa from getting to his sauna.

    • @redacted5937
      @redacted5937 Месяц назад +39

      The Fins will just scream "Perkele" and the bear will be glad that it survived the encounter

    • @KillerChrono666
      @KillerChrono666 Месяц назад +12

      Ahhj, the Finnish. Scaring Polar Bears and Russians since 1939.

  • @beastmaster0934
    @beastmaster0934 Месяц назад +151

    “What’re penguins doing?”
    Trying not to get eaten by leopard seals, skuas, orcas, and other such beasts, as well as trying to not lose their babies to the cold.

    • @TheKrispyfort
      @TheKrispyfort Месяц назад +10

      They are the Australians of the Penguin World

    • @delrunplays2903
      @delrunplays2903 Месяц назад

      Are there orcas down south?

    • @shoosh222
      @shoosh222 Месяц назад +3

      I had never heard of a skua. Thank you, friend, for telling me about a new species to check out!

    • @garretth8224
      @garretth8224 Месяц назад +4

      ​​@@delrunplays2903Yes. However it's mostly near the southern tip of Chile, and Australia.

    • @cacomeatballmarinara2014
      @cacomeatballmarinara2014 Месяц назад

      Given how literally everything is against them, they’re doing a pretty good job

  • @InVinoVeratas
    @InVinoVeratas Месяц назад +115

    22:50 I'm not convinced an Alaskian would describe a 9mm and an 308 rifle as "An Arsenal", pretty sure that's just what you'd carry to the gas station.

    • @Backstabmacro
      @Backstabmacro Месяц назад +8

      Hell, that’s my bathing kit. Nothing less than Casull for going past the front yard 😂

    • @R055LE.1
      @R055LE.1 Месяц назад +5

      You don't even need to be Alaskan for that.

    • @InVinoVeratas
      @InVinoVeratas Месяц назад

      ​@@R055LE.1As a Canadian, you have no idea how lenient your guy's gun laws are, compared to ours.

    • @R055LE.1
      @R055LE.1 Месяц назад +2

      @@InVinoVeratas I know exactly how lenient they are, and how strict. Every state has different laws

    • @thesynergy2
      @thesynergy2 Месяц назад +1

      @@InVinoVeratas Shit, I am Canadian too and having a 9mm and 308 rifle is barely anything. My family probably has 20 rifles between the four of us

  • @placomsonat9483
    @placomsonat9483 Месяц назад +49

    I recently found out that polar bears and grizzly bears have started naturally breeding in the wild. The young are viable and grow into what are basically splotchy tan coloured, omnivorous polar bears.

    • @zizter25
      @zizter25 Месяц назад +11

      They're called pizzleys or grolar bears.

    • @randallbesch2424
      @randallbesch2424 Месяц назад +7

      Fun fact: polar bears split off from brown bears.

  • @CiviCiviCivi
    @CiviCiviCivi Месяц назад +289

    You know whats even more terrifying than a polar bear? An anglerfish.

    • @Crimzon7
      @Crimzon7 Месяц назад +26

      You know what's even scarier than a big anglerfish?
      A bigger anglerfish😂

    • @Id_have_all_birds_in_zoos
      @Id_have_all_birds_in_zoos Месяц назад +17

      @@Crimzon7y’know what’s even *SCARIER* than a bigger anglerfish?
      Nothing

    • @franciscocota6440
      @franciscocota6440 Месяц назад +11

      Roanoke's gonna flip when he meets the Polar Anglerfish

    • @randallbesch2424
      @randallbesch2424 Месяц назад +8

      @@Id_have_all_birds_in_zoos no Cthulhu-Angler.

    • @Crimzon7
      @Crimzon7 Месяц назад +3

      @@Id_have_all_birds_in_zoos LMFAO

  • @richardanthony5020
    @richardanthony5020 Месяц назад +127

    Just remember: there are some Inuit tribes in Canada who hunt polar bears with a single shot .22.
    They sit on the ice and wait for it to rear up on its hind legs and roar, then aim for the roof of its mouth and fire. The round will go through the roof of its mouth but not out the back of the skull. The bullet sorta bounces around in its skull and the bear dies.
    My uncle actually got the privilege of being shown first hand.

    • @codbeast914
      @codbeast914 Месяц назад +12

      That's impressive. We also have Guns that are just big enough to kill even the largest of polar bears . Imagine everyone had 12 gauges and slugs I doubt that thing is just shrugging off 3-5 slugs .

    • @randallbesch2424
      @randallbesch2424 Месяц назад

      Why kill them. Predators don't taste good. All that meat diet.

    • @beastmaster0934
      @beastmaster0934 Месяц назад +16

      The Inuit got some serious skills.

    • @richardanthony5020
      @richardanthony5020 Месяц назад +13

      @@beastmaster0934 it’s certainly a great way to figure out the ones who don’t🤣

    • @enderkatze6129
      @enderkatze6129 Месяц назад +3

      That must be a nightmare to learn to do

  • @la1sk203
    @la1sk203 Месяц назад +98

    Ayo for anyone treating hypothermia, don't put them next to a fire. Use a TPA, luke warm water, body heat and remove their cold/wet clothing. Been a lifeguard and a sailor and you do not heat them up too quickly.

    • @matthewlawrence4899
      @matthewlawrence4899 Месяц назад +6

      What happened if you heated them up too quickly 👀

    • @blaznskais2048
      @blaznskais2048 Месяц назад +20

      @@matthewlawrence4899pretty sure it causes nerve damage or some such

    • @Liminal.Headspace
      @Liminal.Headspace Месяц назад +29

      ​@@matthewlawrence4899You go into shock. Just like jumping in cold water when you're hot. Your heart can stop, it can cause an aneurysm etc.

    • @anna-flora999
      @anna-flora999 Месяц назад +21

      ​@@matthewlawrence4899 very quick explanation, it takes a while for the blood in your limbs to heat up again. But if you place them next to a fire, the body goes "alright, back in business, restore blood flow". And now all the cold blood in your limbs rushes into your heart and rest of your torso

    • @ace_of_cups4096
      @ace_of_cups4096 Месяц назад +1

      Thank you thank you
      When Roanoke said to put the doc by the fire I wanted to *c r y*

  • @GryphonsChannel
    @GryphonsChannel Месяц назад +226

    Good afternoon Roanoke! The angler fish say hello!

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  Месяц назад +132

      C E A S E

    • @Akutenshi1990
      @Akutenshi1990 Месяц назад +10

      why must we trigger roanokes absolute hatred of the angler fish? lol.

    • @CiaranEldrett-vp8yz
      @CiaranEldrett-vp8yz Месяц назад +2

      @@RoanokeGaming I watched this movie and I’ve actually read research papers on several genes that are associated with the species barrier on the genetic side of the phenomenon. So yeah genetically engineering a animal like this is definitely possible theoretically

    • @Turkeysocks
      @Turkeysocks Месяц назад +2

      @@CiaranEldrett-vp8yz as a science teacher I once had in high school stated, everything is theoretical until you actually do it.

  • @joelpena209
    @joelpena209 Месяц назад +97

    “No match on hand to hand” the guy who fought a bear hand to hand and both their bodies were found next to each other: 😎

    • @davemccage7918
      @davemccage7918 Месяц назад +19

      I was camping in King’s Canyon and had to 1v1 a black bear with a baseball bat. One good wack on the snoot did the trick, but the bear looked like he only 150lbs tops. Unless you’re Matt Olson, Im not sure a Louisville Slugger would be enough for a polar bear.

    • @Turkeysocks
      @Turkeysocks Месяц назад +11

      @@davemccage7918 Na, it'd just make the polar bear angry. And if you think a hungry polar bear is scary, wait until you're dealing with a hangry polar bear.

    • @jordendavid8992
      @jordendavid8992 Месяц назад +1

      @@Turkeysockspolar bears know they ain’t got nothing else to eat which in my opinion is what makes them the worst bears to be attacked by not including their size ofc

  • @Agularal
    @Agularal Месяц назад +79

    Roanoke, suggests Polar Bear vs Orca
    Asylum Movie Company: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!!

    • @casually_lurking
      @casually_lurking Месяц назад +8

      OR- here me out, Sharktopus versus [insert Orca hybrid here] with [insert Polar Bear hybrid] joining from the top rope.

    • @randallbesch2424
      @randallbesch2424 Месяц назад +2

      I do too thought of it just before he suggested it.

    • @jackalope2302
      @jackalope2302 Месяц назад +1

      Polarca?

    • @casually_lurking
      @casually_lurking Месяц назад

      @@jackalope2302 YES! Give this one a franchise.

    • @tassadarc8069
      @tassadarc8069 Месяц назад

      @@casually_lurking Sharktopus vs Whalewolf is a movie that already exists.

  • @PostprandialTorpor
    @PostprandialTorpor Месяц назад +45

    Annihilation Bear: hold my bear

    • @marysmith2060
      @marysmith2060 Месяц назад +5

      That bear 🐻 could induce nightmares.

  • @ferro9926
    @ferro9926 Месяц назад +76

    Fun fact, a polar bear stands NO CHANCE against an orca, they are twice as big as a LARGE polar bear (orcas are 8 meters long on average, a tall polar bear standing up is 4)

    • @Turkeysocks
      @Turkeysocks Месяц назад

      Another fun fact, orcas are all psychos. We're just lucky they don't have a taste for humans.

    • @fkrkf
      @fkrkf Месяц назад +12

      Orcas are very odd and won't eat anything their pod didn't teach them was food. They're also some of the only mammals that go thru menopause like humans. Strangely, its a lot more common in whales. No other primate goes through menopause

    • @thepubknight6144
      @thepubknight6144 Месяц назад

      Polar bears still will hunt them despite thousands of years of their ancestors getting got doing so
      Thats one of the many reasons they have a reputation of being roid bears

    • @Mila-Rosa
      @Mila-Rosa Месяц назад +4

      Honestly, an orca probably wouldn't know what to do with a polar bear. They're highly specialized hunters to the point that specific pods will hunt one type of salmon and don't realize that seals or other types of fish are even edible.

    • @Belzediel
      @Belzediel Месяц назад

      Being twice as long does not equate to being twice as large.
      Can't stop you failing at elementary geometry, but it's never a good idea to announce you can't do the basics.

  • @giggsy__
    @giggsy__ Месяц назад +47

    “If you fought a polar bear, would you lose?”
    Desert Eagle: If it opened its domain, Unlimited Physical Strength, I might have a little trouble.
    “But would you lose?”
    Desert Eagle: Nah, I’d win.

    • @Zeppathy
      @Zeppathy Месяц назад +1

      No, you'd get a jam.

    • @Scudboy17
      @Scudboy17 Месяц назад +4

      Russian sailors once tried to scare off an adult male polar bear off their sub after they had emerged from under the ice. The warning shot did not scare it. Then they shot at it with 10mm Makaraovs, and it ignored it even after getting hit with several shots. They resorted to a 12.5mm machine gun, thats roughly the same as a .50 cal Browning M2. That just pissed it off, and the bear started climbing the conning tower to get to the crew. They chose to go back inside and just submerge rather than try to fight an angry polar bear. They eventually found out the bear later died from its wounds, but it had lived long enough to travel about 20 miles, even with more than a dozen gunshot wounds. So even if you hit it with your eagle, unless you got a lucky shot to the eye and into the brain, it will most certainly live long enough to really make you wish you brought a hand grenade instead.

    • @nextcaesargaming5469
      @nextcaesargaming5469 Месяц назад +6

      @@Scudboy17 I don't think I believe those Russian Sailors. Polar Bears have been killed with shotguns and 30-06 rifles, so a 12.7x108 would definitely put it down.

    • @Scudboy17
      @Scudboy17 Месяц назад +2

      @nextcaesargaming5469 No, it did kill it, just not right away. Unless you score a headshot or the heart, they can keep going for a very long time. Like wild boars, just bigger and much more dangerous. The inuit have stories of hunters who shot a polar bear, leaving it for dead, only to have it track down the hunter and kill them days later, even as it was slowly dying.

    • @nextcaesargaming5469
      @nextcaesargaming5469 Месяц назад +7

      @@Scudboy17 I know how gunshot wounds for Polar Bears typically work, I'm just saying that I don't believe for a second that an anti-materiel round like 12.7x108 coming out of a machine gun would not have put down the bear almost instantly.
      Those Russian sailors are either the worst shots in the Russian Navy that only nailed one shot out of dozens in one of its legs or something... or they were doing what sailors often do, and were just telling a story.

  • @d34d0n1mp4kt
    @d34d0n1mp4kt Месяц назад +30

    To be fair, regarding satphones, specifically the older ones, they can be rather unreliable depending on the density of your surroundings, atmospheric conditions, and even solar flares can really mess with signal.

  • @theironworks6797
    @theironworks6797 Месяц назад +12

    6:16 Imagine clocking into work and distantly hearing "By Khorne it will be done".

  • @TheSkulleh
    @TheSkulleh Месяц назад +88

    "snacks on brainstems" is a glorious phrase and the giggle I had was refreshing.

  • @kaptainkaiju
    @kaptainkaiju Месяц назад +35

    That shot of the bear pulling the chick into the ice made me literally burst laughing 🤣

  • @Subliminalsapper
    @Subliminalsapper Месяц назад +18

    I lived in Alaska from the northernmost point to the southernmost. I've seen polar bears, Kodiak grizzlies, and polar bears. They are terrifying to see in person.

  • @SpartanDusk
    @SpartanDusk Месяц назад +18

    The penguins are looking dapper as fuck my dude, that's what they're doing, dying with style.
    GAME RESPECT GAME

  • @Toilteggmcmufen
    @Toilteggmcmufen Месяц назад +635

    Day 23 of asking for a video on subnatica

  • @Redwolf2495
    @Redwolf2495 Месяц назад +6

    The whole "scientists only asked if they could, not if they should" thing makes it clear there aren't enough scientists with both high intelligence AND high wisdom. On the other hand, without said scientists we would lose out on so many horror movies!

  • @Amos-Timmy-Burton
    @Amos-Timmy-Burton Месяц назад +14

    Whoever edits your videos deserves a flippin' medal for the hilarious, on-point, constantly up-to-date memes. That, coupled with your excellent delivery and humour makes your channel stands miles above other channels. Enough sucking up for you, now go fight an angler fish!

  • @GarGhuul
    @GarGhuul Месяц назад +40

    Engagement! Also Phantoms: primordial underground slime eats town, decides it is Satan due to circumstantial evidence. Hijinks ensue.

    • @user-pp8xo6bi8t
      @user-pp8xo6bi8t Месяц назад +8

      I didn't realize it was a movie, but that was a perfect description of the book.

    • @GarGhuul
      @GarGhuul Месяц назад +8

      @@user-pp8xo6bi8t I did not know it was a book, so we are even.

    • @randallbesch2424
      @randallbesch2424 Месяц назад +1

      It is an evolved SHOGGOTH that has changed over the millions of years.

    • @fkrkf
      @fkrkf Месяц назад +1

      The book was fun. The parts with the creatures at least. The protagonist is pretty cringe

    • @fkrkf
      @fkrkf Месяц назад +1

      ​​@@GarGhuulit's a dean koontz book and he's nuts. He had a book where an alien invasion turns out to be the rapture 🙄 ugh

  • @_-Trephorius-_
    @_-Trephorius-_ Месяц назад +61

    We need a cover of the hybrid monstrosities in
    Sharktopus
    Sharktopus vs Pteracuda
    Sharktopus vs Whalewolf

    • @DerivativeWorker
      @DerivativeWorker Месяц назад

      You're making those up! I don't believe you that those are real movies.

    • @Legs05
      @Legs05 Месяц назад +6

      ​@@DerivativeWorker there was even meant to be a sharktopus vs mermantula lmao that's right a man fish spider hybrid 😅

    • @user-pp8xo6bi8t
      @user-pp8xo6bi8t Месяц назад +1

      ​​@DerivativeWorker I have seen sharktopus. It is in the same vein as sharknado only even worse acting. It was a classic case of "We aren't laughing with you, we are laughing at you."

    • @theoneglorylucky3071
      @theoneglorylucky3071 Месяц назад +2

      @@DerivativeWorker you could also try sharkman, mansquito and piranha shark :v

    • @Wayfarer45
      @Wayfarer45 Месяц назад

      At this point Manbearpig should have it's own movie lol

  • @chzybean
    @chzybean Месяц назад +16

    9:02 Dude. That's Graham Greene. Seriously dense list of Hollywood movies roles. Great actor.

    • @randallbesch2424
      @randallbesch2424 Месяц назад +3

      Also James Remar who was almost in Aliens.

  • @Turkeysocks
    @Turkeysocks Месяц назад +12

    I can tell you why it's not called Maneater in the US, cause there's already another movie called Maneater. It's a 2022 movie about a large shark that basically stalks and eats a group of friends who were staying on an idyllic tropical island. It's got a 3.1/10 on IMDB.

    • @normalhuman9878
      @normalhuman9878 Месяц назад +1

      I thought so
      It’s also the name of a pretty fun video game

    • @Jwsponky
      @Jwsponky Месяц назад +1

      Huh, I thought there was a movie by that same title that featured a tiger getting loose from... I forget if it was a circus or a zoo and started eating people from a small town. Never watched the thing but I had read about it.

  • @travisphipps3606
    @travisphipps3606 Месяц назад +30

    A Desert Eagle being the ultimate problem solva? Your anglerfish friends would like a word about bullets traveling in the depths of the ocean.

    • @Zeppathy
      @Zeppathy Месяц назад +3

      You just got a jam!
      Proceed direcrly to being eaten by a bear.
      Desert Eagles jam in the tropics, after being cleaned, while you whisper sweet nothings in its ear... let alone the cold. Watch a cold weather abuse test on one. Lol.

  • @woodywoodward4424
    @woodywoodward4424 Месяц назад +24

    Jurassic Park Reference early in the video, you won me over early. Subscribed.

  • @Gravedigger933
    @Gravedigger933 Месяц назад +15

    Penguins are trying to speed run into evolving into the apex predators they were meant to be. Penguin supremacy!

    • @randallbesch2424
      @randallbesch2424 Месяц назад +1

      They could take over the Orcas niche, right colors.

  • @RaimaNd
    @RaimaNd Месяц назад +13

    All I think about: "If polarbear not friend why friendshaped?"

  • @Kingdeathtrooper
    @Kingdeathtrooper Месяц назад +11

    20:55 OH NO! The radio is broken, why would the polar bear do this!?

  • @krioswordsmith1017
    @krioswordsmith1017 Месяц назад +7

    "Is it us, is it a natural cycle of earth and sun" no, it's us, it absolutely is us

  • @Zeppathy
    @Zeppathy Месяц назад +10

    If you are rocking Desert Eagle, you better bring a bunch of toast for all the Jam your about to get.

    • @randlebrowne2048
      @randlebrowne2048 Месяц назад

      Especially in the arctic cold (cold makes the metal shrink).

  • @thetruemonarch9354
    @thetruemonarch9354 Месяц назад +17

    Roanoke: Polar bears are absolutely horrifying animals!
    Until one is literally eating me, I will respectfully disagree with that statement. D'aaawwww polar bear.

  • @Interweb_Gremlin
    @Interweb_Gremlin Месяц назад +6

    There's a video by Bob Gymlan called The Sankebetsu Brown Bear Incident, where this exact scenario happens except it's a Kodiak bear, and all the houses are made of mud and thatch.

  • @whiskeyplz4891
    @whiskeyplz4891 Месяц назад +6

    My uncle in law actually directed this. His newest one is called Glowsies I recommend checking it out after it is released.

  • @ZippyChan
    @ZippyChan Месяц назад +8

    Bro, your nerdiness whenever you see ANY car in an otherwise biological study video is hilarious and charming. Keep up the great work :)

  • @BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly
    @BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly Месяц назад +11

    Papa Roanoke is going hard with the video schedule recently. 😁👍
    Just don't burn yourself out my dude.

  • @IAintYou
    @IAintYou Месяц назад +6

    Doubt you'll see this, but Roanoke, you've given me a wide vocabulary to explain many scientific phrases in terms that my non-science can get. And quite frankly, I owe a huge thanks to you for that. Stay gold, bud.

  • @christhe2dprotogen511
    @christhe2dprotogen511 Месяц назад +19

    7:23 I think it’s diffrent because there’s a Shark video game already called ManEater

    • @user-fi8im6sd9i
      @user-fi8im6sd9i Месяц назад +3

      Or to avoid it seeming like a Hall And Oates film

    • @jdjones6218
      @jdjones6218 Месяц назад +1

      theirs an american movie called maneater about a tiger loose in the apalachan mountains lol

    • @saintcynicism2654
      @saintcynicism2654 Месяц назад +2

      Have a feeling it was more motivated by another bargain bin monster movie about an overly large tiger eating people in some remote town called "Maneater" that came out in 2007, only like eight years before this movie. I doubt it got much in the way of an international release, so the name was probably free everywhere BUT the US.
      (it was *also* a weird movie, and starred Gary Busey for some reason)

    • @jdjones6218
      @jdjones6218 Месяц назад

      @@saintcynicism2654 that is the one i was talking about haha

    • @normalhuman9878
      @normalhuman9878 Месяц назад

      It’s a pretty fun game too

  • @HorieMiyariho
    @HorieMiyariho Месяц назад +7

    The Chimera Bear arc was better than the chimera wolf arc. The polar bear has psychic abilities to turn off electricity just like in the movie. Other than that good video Roanoke.

  • @noodle1299
    @noodle1299 20 дней назад +1

    I love how there's this chill music playing while he talks about polar bears being absolute power houses.

  • @DarkRubberDucky
    @DarkRubberDucky Месяц назад +2

    That Chuck Testa reference got you a Like AND a comment. 😂

  • @Acculian
    @Acculian Месяц назад +6

    Your videos are getting better with each upload! And Funnier!!
    When are you covering An American Werewolf in London??

  • @elsleazo9592
    @elsleazo9592 24 дня назад +2

    1:14 No, more data is not required. It's definitely us.

  • @EnglishVirgo
    @EnglishVirgo 19 дней назад +1

    Absolutely compliment your chef. My father-in-law says to always be nice to people that are feeding you and people that are taking care of you, so basically be extra nice to people cooking you food and nurses and doctors. Both can do very 'fun' things to make your day a lot less fun!

  • @Verdugo_Arulaq
    @Verdugo_Arulaq Месяц назад +42

    0:23 fun fact about penguins
    They are down atrocious, abyssal, they are the definition of “idk what consent even means”
    If you know about the story of a penguin and a frozen head, you know what I mean
    10:10 bro
    I would love a Christmas/ new years video where it’s just papa Roanoke in front of a fire giving papa advice
    Also ha
    35:04 I got that reference

    • @ayrialburford8491
      @ayrialburford8491 Месяц назад +6

      This is so true, they may look cute but that is a menace

    • @riverjoy5658
      @riverjoy5658 Месяц назад +18

      Don't forget, Otters and Dolphins fall under this category of "Cute but disturbing" animal fun facts.

    • @anthonymullenax2005
      @anthonymullenax2005 Месяц назад +3

      Really have to watch out for the pengwings, not to be confused with Penglings.😂

    • @CryptidRenfri
      @CryptidRenfri Месяц назад +4

      Casual Geographic taught me all I need to know about penguins lmao

    • @Verdugo_Arulaq
      @Verdugo_Arulaq Месяц назад

      @@CryptidRenfrisame!

  • @TheKrispyfort
    @TheKrispyfort Месяц назад +5

    ANTARCTIC PENGUINS:
    Those are the Australians of the Penguin world, who created a place for themselves out of the penal colony their ancestors were exiled to.
    Penguin Penguin Penguin

  • @mikoajbaszczyszyn4568
    @mikoajbaszczyszyn4568 Месяц назад +2

    12:10 - I love how the paw is so obviously a glove

  • @Mr.Janitor
    @Mr.Janitor Месяц назад +2

    As the great Goerge Washington once said, "stay strapped, or get clapped."

  • @0INFERNO1
    @0INFERNO1 Месяц назад +4

    Am Canadian, can confirm moose have no sense of haha and will body you if you bother them. As for polar bears, They are even more dangerous than you think.

  • @armabearo
    @armabearo Месяц назад +4

    "This must of been awk..." 🤣

  • @uacrazy4481
    @uacrazy4481 Месяц назад +2

    Finally, a channel that has actually shown me 2 movies I have not seen. Mostly because they are newer then 2010's. When you've seen literally 1000's of horror movie, It becomes very difficult to find something to watch. Anywho thank you for your videos, they are hilarious, very entertaining and informative. You are greatly appreciated for all the hard work you do. Thank you! Will watch once I finish the movie! EDIT.... Okay I should have just watched your video...

  • @joshmavricderep2743
    @joshmavricderep2743 Месяц назад +1

    Reminds me of “Prophecy” with the mutant Grizzly.
    Roanoke, have you covered this movie??
    Don’t stop being a Chad my dude!

  • @jollyroger195
    @jollyroger195 Месяц назад +5

    Not sure how you look for ideas, but if you want a beast that creeped even me out... you should look up the cow beasts from Isolation.

  • @drwombat1978
    @drwombat1978 Месяц назад +5

    On the nose south park reference sir. Good show

  • @Ragnarok_1218
    @Ragnarok_1218 Месяц назад +2

    My favorite segment of my Roanoke biology speculation videos: the Vehicle Breakdown. I am once again asking you to make a third channel, Roanoke Rides.

  • @Trivial_Whim
    @Trivial_Whim Месяц назад +2

    No, see, that's what the wolf DNA mentioned in the voice recorder was for. To make the bears form packs.
    Edit: And then you explain that at length later...

  • @CryptidRenfri
    @CryptidRenfri Месяц назад +3

    Hey, it's Dexter's dad lmao
    Also, bless you Papa Roanoke for this upload.
    Still going to ask you to cover Dinocroc vs Supergator. Trust me you'll love it lol

  • @trudycolborne2371
    @trudycolborne2371 Месяц назад +4

    9:49 That's not a wolf, dude. That is a wolverine!

    • @randallbesch2424
      @randallbesch2424 Месяц назад +1

      Imagine if they used wolverine DNA instead of wolf?

    • @trudycolborne2371
      @trudycolborne2371 Месяц назад

      @@randallbesch2424 No matter what you did to injure it, it would never back down. The appetite problem would exist naturally. There's a reason the wolverine is known as the glutton.

  • @35bladesong89
    @35bladesong89 Месяц назад

    Yo Roanoke, great job as always, bro. Last video you did on mosquito was good, too. totally forgot about that flimsy. I got a suggestion for you called "night of the creeps". Have a good one and waiting for the next one.

  • @inshaneguy
    @inshaneguy Месяц назад +2

    I think the reason it wasn't called "Man Eater" is becasue there is a movie called Man Eater starring Gary Busie about a Tiger lose in a small country town.

    • @randallbesch2424
      @randallbesch2424 Месяц назад

      So what would that movie be called everywhere else? Injured tigers werer the original man eater.

    • @inshaneguy
      @inshaneguy Месяц назад

      @@randallbesch2424 I have no idea

  • @adrenjones9301
    @adrenjones9301 Месяц назад +11

    On the Climate change thing. Yes. Its us, its the sun, its the natural cycle. Regardless, unless we get our asses in Space to actually regulate the Weather all we can do is adapt and overcome. Trying to change the weather by restricting freedom is a losing proposition.

    • @kuttr-654
      @kuttr-654 Месяц назад

      Well said.

    • @BMO_alreadytaken
      @BMO_alreadytaken Месяц назад +1

      It's the natural cycle sped up by thousands of years thus giving animals who would have time to prepare and adapt to the change unable to

    • @Verdugo_Arulaq
      @Verdugo_Arulaq Месяц назад +1

      Yeah we really should be getting on that cause oh Neptune
      This are gonna get a little too spicy unless we get into space to become the true dominant species of this rock AND the space around said rock
      I mean, technically we are BUT STILL

    • @adrenjones9301
      @adrenjones9301 Месяц назад

      @@BMO_alreadytaken That happens all the time. Estimations are that 99.9% of all species that ever existed, have already died out. Dying out isnt a tragedy, its a certainty.

  • @Tom_Cruise_Missile
    @Tom_Cruise_Missile Месяц назад +9

    Roanoke, no more data is required for us to just say that yes, it's real, and yes, it's us. Get off the fence, you'll get sore riding it like that.

    • @kuttr-654
      @kuttr-654 Месяц назад

      Well said.
      Love the fence riding lol

    • @Kingdeathtrooper
      @Kingdeathtrooper Месяц назад +3

      All doomsayers look compelling with proper funding. "No more data is required to just say yes." That's the trouble; just "saying yes" is not knowing.

    • @Tom_Cruise_Missile
      @Tom_Cruise_Missile Месяц назад

      @@Kingdeathtrooper Where is the line? No. Seriously. Tell me how much research will FINALLY be enough to prove to you that the overwhelming evidence we have isn't all bullshit. You can't, because there is no magic point at which the people with their heads up their asses just accept reality.

    • @kuttr-654
      @kuttr-654 Месяц назад +2

      @@Kingdeathtrooper you're confusing doomsayers with accepting reality.
      Probably doesn't matter.
      Not like humans have enough intelligence to stop themselves from destroying their home .
      The hubris of "humans #1" is hilarious.

    • @Kingdeathtrooper
      @Kingdeathtrooper Месяц назад

      @@kuttr-654 You mock "Humans #1" but assume this world was built for you? It wouldn't be destruction, just change that just so happens not to benefit you and your sentimentality for specific animals. You accept the "reality" of the highest bidder. If paid well enough, and given enough data to hide half truths in, my scientists would tell you "The Earth is shaking itself apart".

  • @thatradfailure5197
    @thatradfailure5197 Месяц назад +1

    Watching in my car while tornado sirens go off. I've got some time I need to spend. Thanks, Roanoke!

  • @YourLocalEnclaveFemboy
    @YourLocalEnclaveFemboy Месяц назад +1

    I just found this acc a few days ago and now I'm addicted to your videos love the work you put in and I wanted to ask would it be possible if you do a video about the state of decay outbreak if you don't have already :3

  • @jakeking974
    @jakeking974 Месяц назад +2

    My brother is abnatural. He's a total gymrat whose two hobbies are fish (like aquariums) which he also does for a job, and lifting weights, and as such has some natty abs. Dude could literally break my bones if he tried.

  • @ezequielcarrasquillo6942
    @ezequielcarrasquillo6942 12 дней назад

    Love seeing video marathons!!! Of your channels on long trips is the best thing ever

  • @magicpyroninja
    @magicpyroninja Месяц назад +1

    I have been in negative 30 temperatures before. It goes right past the whole cold and then numb straight to the burning phase
    Just 2 or 3 minutes of skin exposure is enough for you to want to be back in the heat again

  • @Valdreag17
    @Valdreag17 Месяц назад +1

    I know this isn’t the science part- but photo shoots actually take hours, depending on how many people. Each shot you see in a magazine or poster is 1:100 for shots actually taken at the low end.

  • @leonardblanton15
    @leonardblanton15 Месяц назад +1

    I don’t know how but every time you post a video for at least the past month. I always see it somewhere in my feed that you posted an hour ago, but yet I never get a notification.

  • @connortripp99
    @connortripp99 Месяц назад +1

    19:09 So basically Deviljho from Monster Hunter.

  • @atmastand3485
    @atmastand3485 Месяц назад +1

    31:01 Is that Leland Palmer and Audrey Horne!?

  • @davhardie2356
    @davhardie2356 Месяц назад +2

    I suggest you should do the freaks from crackdown their cool bioluminescence, the ability to tunnle and vulnerable to uv light would be cool to see you go over.

  • @ger5956
    @ger5956 Месяц назад

    Great video Nate, super relaxing and fun watching minion doing his thing 😅

  • @koreyhelms6857
    @koreyhelms6857 Месяц назад

    Facts love your content bro

  • @delgado2195
    @delgado2195 Месяц назад +1

    Love your videos man!

  • @asteroidmorning7696
    @asteroidmorning7696 Месяц назад

    YOU DONT KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE THESE! thanks for the great content hope your doing well!

  • @Ezkuro_2000
    @Ezkuro_2000 Месяц назад +1

    Your videos don't suck. You're doing good Roanoke. 👍

  • @stibosis
    @stibosis Месяц назад +1

    for deadspace and being cold in a spacesuit heat has nowhere to go in a vacuum but in the snow it would bleed out via contact with the ice and atmosphere

  • @amoose8439
    @amoose8439 Месяц назад +1

    The polar bear made me think of The Terror and hopefully you've done a video on it and the short faced bear and the delicious issues of lead poisoning

  • @PopThatOrder66
    @PopThatOrder66 Месяц назад

    I was taking this video so seriously, just learning of/critiquing the events of the film. The "ruh roh" just cracked me like an egg lmao.

  • @thetacticalpuertorican
    @thetacticalpuertorican Месяц назад +1

    Love the PSR clip. 😂

  • @bornagain_cynic
    @bornagain_cynic Месяц назад

    That Chuck Testa reference was EVERYTHING!

  • @magicpyroninja
    @magicpyroninja Месяц назад +1

    From what I've been noticing it kind of seems like the whole seasons and calendar shifted by like 2 weeks. Winter starts a bit later. Lasts a bit longer
    It's not very often you get snow in April, but it's happening more often now than it ever has before in my lifetime
    Certain trees used to flower around the same time every year. Now they bloom 2 weeks earlier than normal

  • @zos253
    @zos253 Месяц назад

    love when Roanoke just goes on a little tangent about vehicles

  • @Whiteknight-xg2pq
    @Whiteknight-xg2pq Месяц назад +1

    I think its because there is a low budget series that SYFY owns called "Man Eater". Which Is a spin-off subset of the og movie of the same name, but with out the space between and I think it came out in the late 90s or early 2k.
    My dad still has a F-100 Custom (3 on the Tree) poor thing has sat in disrepair for decades now as my dad just doesn't have time to work on it.

  • @robertwolf1568
    @robertwolf1568 Месяц назад

    Fantastic as always thank you

  • @rybolenefishbean4883
    @rybolenefishbean4883 Месяц назад +1

    love your content, always funny as well as interesting

  • @feralprocessor9853
    @feralprocessor9853 Месяц назад

    Thanks Factor

  • @Birthday_Shark
    @Birthday_Shark Месяц назад

    Honestly I always hope for there to be trucks in these movies because Roanoke's immediate side tangents about them are always funny.

  • @ghoulguts
    @ghoulguts Месяц назад

    Truly, your channel has the perfect content for my ADHD. You go off on tangents just enough to keep my attention 100% off the time. Learning about six different things in every video.

  • @wesleyredmond3464
    @wesleyredmond3464 Месяц назад

    1mil subs🤘🏻 hell yeah bro!! I remember when you were under 10k . Came a long way my dude!

  • @JenFoxworth
    @JenFoxworth Месяц назад

    I love it when you go off on your vehicle side quests/rants. XD