@makeda6530 Oh, yeah once we found out how to properly abuse physics to give our pointy sticks both higher range and damage, it was a wrap. Slapping metal on our pointy sticks is just the cherry on top. Suck it leopards that once disemboweled my ancestors, humanity #1!
The Chernobyl meltdown happened in 1986. I remember seeing it on TV and my seven year old brain started to prepare for battling my neighbors for food and gasoline. "JUST WALK AWAY LARRY, AND THERE WILL BE AN END TO THE HORROR. JUST WALK AWAY!"
I sure was. I remember it happening right before I moved to Norway for a stint. The local government and wildlife officials were adamant about not eating any fresh water fish.
Roanoke would either be a good S.T.A.L.K.E.R because of his willingness to force multiply mutties or a bad one because he would be too curious about them and poke them with sticks.
Sad fact: one of the developers of S.T.A.L.K.E.R. was Ukrainian and died fighting to protect his country from invaders. Fun fact: lots and lots of Ruzzians dug a bunch of trenches around the Chernobyl area in 2022, died of radiation poisoning, and their bodies were shipped by rail car to Belarus for cremation.
As a nuclear engineer I have to make few corrections /bonus info to add to your video: 1. Over 90% of chernobyl's exclusion zone is perfectly livable and had some people living there for many decades without anything happening to them. It is still closed, because overall radiation in that area is higher than the maximum "allowed" limit, however, this limit is more than 1'000 higher than the minimum effect limit (the minimal possible dose for your body to absorb and start showing health effects due to the absorption). You would need to live near chernobyl for over 5'000 years before your body absorbs enough radiation to negatively affect your health; 2. Main danger of radiation, that is ionizing radiation, is not the emission of alfa, beta, gama or neutrons in the open location. The main danger is radioactive particles (especially heavy metals) entering your body through lungs or mouth, and then you body absorbing them. Because skin (muscle and fat also included) acts as shield for your organs against ionizing radiation, getting radioactive atoms delivered directly to your organs is over 1'000 more lethal. Moreover, as heavy elements decay, they produce all sorts of nasty compounds within a living body, which also contributes to damage radioactive atoms cause when they enter your body; 3. Brain is actually one of safest organs when it comes to radiation. Because it protected by hair, skin, bone and to some extent brain fluid, it is in one of the safest sports within human body, so any damage to your body due to long exposure to ionizing radiation wouldn't develop as "going feral".
As Roanoke would say: you're a huge nerd. All joking aside that is actually incredibly interesting. Needless to say, I will not be traveling there anytime soon
You're failing to account for radiation causing both hair loss and thinning of skin and bone density So the brain wouldnt be as safe in just a persistent elevated radiation exposure for such a long time Also the brain isnt an organ it's a muscle
Remember, it's not 'im not alone my friends will be along soon' because if your friends don't show up, they'll know you were lying. The best thing to do is let them know someone is expecting you, but knows where you are. 'My friends dropped me off, and expect me soon' 'my friends were doing some boring shit I don't care about and I'm meeting them in about an hour.' Keep it vague and unverifiable. Anyway, there's a movie about maybe some kind of worms that make you immortal. And it has lots of application of force enhancers. You should check it out.
Or, and this is to be taken as a joke, just go "Oh you're gonna end me? ..Thanks. Really. Saves me a lot of trouble, as I just couldnt decide on the method. Mind deleting my browser history while you're at it though? ..So what are we going with, force enhancer, rope, stabby? Some pills perhaps?"
What I don't understand is that there are channels that are bigger and just do movie summaries, no science, no film filters, nothing yet those don't get hit as much or often as this channel
Majority of people dont like wondering and getting taught stuff. They just want something quick and easy. Could also imagnie his name being Gaming doesnt help catching the movie market.
Just saw a vid about the elephant's foot and short about some kind of fungi that is actually eating the radiation on said elephant's foot, and now this showed up.😂
Yeah, I was just talking about this. And it isn’t growing in spite of the radiation it is thriving and growing towards the elephants foot like slime mold towards food. Nature is crazy
@@ryanlegg4261there are snails with iron shells that live their lives sucking on hydrothermal vents. Life finds a way in pretty strange and spectacular ways
The Anglerfish "lunges" at him while showing it barely move. Lol. You're completely rational fear and eye witnessing is some of the best comedy on RUclips and I love it.
Few points. It was 1986, not 76. It happed couple years after i was born. There have been people living in the exclusion zone since it happened with most deaths due to lack of access to modern amenities. The plant itself was still runnjng and producing power up until 2000 with workers living in a converted railway station near the plant (those who have played stalker call of prypyat, it's the station that freedom and duty hang out in, yes in real life it was converted into a hotel) There were workers at the site until 2015 decommissioning the plant. Radiation levels in the zone are not as high as people fear, (on average about 12x background) and the site is considered a nature reserve
Hey @RoanokeGaming, is Your greatest fear an angler fish infected with a form of rabies that also have prions in the virus, and this fish only lives and thrives in brain eating amiba infested waters?
The most unrealistic thing about this movie is that an Ukrainian man couldnt fix a buchanka that was running fine in the past decade with his own hands.
In 1986, clouds carrying radiation moved over West Wales. The rain irradiated the sheep. Elevated radiation levels were still found in sheep 10 years later.
I did enjoy the HBO mini series about the Chernobyl incident. Sure it isnt the biggest meltdown, but it could of been much worse. Plus how the USSR kept telling everyone "It isnt that bad" like a brother telling his other brother, "I didn't you hard, dont cry."
The series on it's own is very good and scared me a lot, wich is extremely hard to accomplish But it had such fear mongering about nuclear energy and raging anti communism/Soviet union that I just couldn't finish It's like if physically impossible to someone making an movie or series to be at least neutral on the Soviet Union, no they have to be fucking bond villains And the anti nuclear sentiment is just stupid and an big reason of why climate change will make this earth uninhabitable, we should've gone full nuclear energy as an species back in the 70s But noooo Chernobyl happened and now everyone is scared, definitely not propaganda made by oil barons and coal barons
the series spreads alot of mis info, like most of it is worng. Kyle Hill has a much better YT series on Chernobly, even going to the plant itself and talking to the workers there.
After chemo and double masectomy I have radiatation treatment on my chest coming up soon. Sorta kismet that you posted this because I've been avoiding looking up stuff about it (in denial i know) so even just hearing how it will effect my body is a relief.....at least coming from you in this form. Anywho thanks @Roanoke Gaming for another radiently awesome video and giving me a chuckle as I'm healing.
@zerotodona1495 it wasn't but when the plastic surgeon found out he felt particularly moved by my situation and told me he would never send me a bill. Even all the medicines I picked up from the pharmacy were paid for. I'll forever be in Dr. Alexander Nguyens debt.
@jdogzerosilverblade299 modern nuclear energy is actually really safe, there's a plethora of safety precautions and programs that stop anything bad from happening
there was the dogs but true is never good not to see or hear any other animals around as it often means something they are afraid of is nearby or they have been already eaten by something XD
“Fun” fact - There’s a condition that makes you extremely hungry all of the time, regardless of how full you are. My ex girlfriend had it. Weirdly, we met in a cooking class and she was extremely skinny, not what you’d expect from a person that’s hungry all the time lol
Heard of a few chromosomal conditions that will do that. Prader-Willi is the most famous but there's a few. Has something to do with like the vagus nerve and the hypothalamus...
Haven't watched the video yet, but if someone comments about a radioactive chernobyl angler fish and then it turns out to be true, I'm gonna fucking lose it 😂 Edit: Just found out my grandma died
I think the sediment at the bottom retains radiation and the folks stirring up the water with their hands and bodies would cause that gunk to swirl about in the water exposing you to the rads. Source: fallout 4-76
@@VertigoIncline-tv2rd you are correct, but so long as they aren't outright covering themselves in the sediment, and other formations, they should be okay, at most the sediment kicked up into the water would retain a banana's worth of radiation, but say if they were to have stayed in said sediment cloud for an hour, they might actually gain a small amount of radiation sickness, now if the sediment was directly on top of, or near a radioactive material, for say a time of immediate to 32 years at most, if I'm correct, then perhaps the radiation will reach higher levels, that would also depend on the half-life of the material, now for the math, this group has entered Chernobyl radiation zone by the time of 2012, or atleast that was when the movie was released, and the materials that were most dangerous, and thus the only material at the bottom of this lake, compose of iodine, strontium, and caesium, having a half life of 8 days, 29 years, and 30 years respectively, leaving strontium and caesium, thus it is very likely you have figured out the reason they obtained great amounts of radiation poisoning, throw in that the soil still hold much radiation, and these people seem to fall face first a few times, they really screwed themselves, obviously. Thank you for commenting, I was surprised to learn that caesium, the most dangerous of the materials made during the explosion, persisted until 2016, the land is now safe to in habit, and the water is kinda drinkable, so we can now get more answers, but just learning the intricacies of radiation, tickles me pink.
You know I legitimately thought Papa Roanoke was gonna skip the angler fish part but why would I think he wouldn’t take every opportunity to take a jab at the angler fish?
This man's beef with that fish is incredible 😂😂 I would see it being his comic style archenemy, who's only one living creature possessing ability to destroy him or something 🤣
34:19 the amount of radiation to cause nerve damage or rapid desquamation is so high you will die inside 15 minutes after you fall unconious as your brain shorts out from the current caused by the ionization of the radiation. At least it will be a fast death.
I would just like to mention how refreshing it is that you are one of the only youtubers that actually likes humanity despite all our flaws. The amount of self hate on social media got old a long time ago Also, you won't ever catch me traveling anywhere without a force multiplier and a force enhancer. The people in these movies have no survival instincts.
Radiation Tends to cause more issues In species that live short life's and reproduce quickly Or species that have long life spans Most animals have medium-short lifespans (take a deer for example) or a dog for example.
Roanoke, you need to use the Homer poking dead (werewolf) Flanders eye with a stick clip when talking about poking things with a stick, it’s unironically the reason I poke stuff without using my body on questionably attacking things.
Can you please do the Netflix series called Kingdom? I don't wanna give any spoilers, but the plague has a few very unique elements and the story is really good.
Ah man I remember watching this movie my senior year of high school when I was supposed to be working on a project for the cultural studies class. Never did finish that project…
I always love, as someone who’s worked with dogs for a long time, seeing animal actors in movies that you can tell just adore their jobs/are focusing so hard on their handler. Absolutely adorable!
Roanoke my dude, have you considered doing the two episodes from the X-Files involving the hibernating, liver eating, in humanly flexible Eugene Toombs? I think it make a good video
I loved the movie. I caught it early morning on Showtime when I couldn’t sleep. The found footage take on Pripyat and its ghouls really pulled me in. The scene with the bear in close quarters was one of the scenes to me
I went to school with a girl from Chernobyl. Her parents were out of town visiting family because she had just been born when the reactor had it's meltdown
If you want to learn more about how's Chernobyl doing now, Kyle Hill makes great videos about it. And 1 thing is for sure, the angler fish cannot survive the lake trip
A fun fact about the van they used in the movie. If he did fix the wires they didn't actually need a live battery for the car. The van used is a UAZ 452 and most of them still had an option to be crank started. But in their situation could be difficult.
This movie has a alternate ending where Amanda does get taken to the hospital but since she was close to the reactor core of Chernobyl she has now become one of them
Lol. The hunger part of the video at 23:30. I once tried not eating for 3 days. Yep. You're right at 23:36. I tell you straight up. I never like eating canned Pinto beans. You know the average Pinto beans can. No pork or anything in it. You can say after 3 days and...about 11 hours. I gave in, warmed up the Pinto beans and straight up ate the whole can. Idk but somehow I ignored the taste of the beans.
At 14:11 he says that everybody tenses up because of the force multiplier which he describes as unusual but he is forgetting that that movie plays in europe where not everyone can just buy a gun like in 'murika so for a european, seeing a gun is indeed pretty alarming.
I barely remember watching this on one of those free movie sites before streaming took off. Glad you covered this one. I still think Isolation (2005) and Prophecy (1979) would be fun to cover.
When the meltdown happened, news of it spread very slowly. Today if something like this happens, half the planet knows about it within an hour. Back when the meltdown occurred, it was a solid three days before it became widely available public knowledge across Ukraine. Even then, the authorities did what they could to stifle and minimize the event as much as possible. One of my mom’s aunts was actually part of the cleanup in Chernobyl, and she received lifetime compensation from the government for it. No cancer, as far as I can remember, but her health definitely affected in other ways.
Speaking of Chernobyl, dude, please, do one of these for the mutants in STALKER (Though Anomalous Dugout already does some analysis, yours is very different and very detailed)
iirc Jeremy Wade fished for Wels Catfish in the cooling ponds of Chernobyl. The water is supposedly fine it's the silt at the bottom that is radioactive.
I wish Roanoke would take his skills & experience with all this, get a team of people who can help him create a sci-fi horror movie. Based on marine biology discovering a new form of psycho Angler fish & the situation on land goes to hell due to mass (insert rabies infections, prions, & many other possibilities you can choose from for creative liberties. It's all up to you & I think you could help make a really great & enjoyable story)
I enjoyed this movie. It was quite an experience in theaters. Honestly an incredible job with the tension from the point with the fish on. Especially with the “camera footage” bit. Like good lord.
Yo he spitting ( this is actually one of my favorite horror movies as I saw it when it came out and I felt it genuinely had some good scares in it so I’m glad he covered it)
That car is a freaking stick-shift "Bukhanka" - if they twisted those wires together, they could absolutely start it without battery by pushing it in neutral then slamming it in gear, though since most of the crew were young Americans, they probably wouldn't know how to drive stick anyway. Norwegians could though.
I am never not entertained by the fact that nuclear power is literally just steam power with a different boiling source. Its super cool but breaking it down like that is fun.
I had the weirdest Mandela effect in existence. I always thought that the series about the Chernobyl disaster titled "Chernobyl" was actually called "Chernobyl diaries" and the video title had me questioning reality.
Now. As a very late viewer of this vid, can I ask again for the physiology and metabolism of Nightblood in the 100? The people who immune to crazy amount of radiation
I don't know how anybody can say they will never eat people or bugs or rats. The most hunger the average American experiences is you missed breakfast or possibly breakfast and lunch. Not many know what it's like to go a few days without food. I believe we find out what we are capable of when we are put through the awful scenario.
I always think of the soccer team that crashed in the Andean Mountains for 72 days and had to resort to eating the dead bodies to survive. They went almost two weeks (if not longer) with very minimal food. When it comes to survival and actually starving, people will resort to their last means, even if it’s a dead body 😢
I’m honestly surprised you’ve never talked about Fallout. Not saying it just because it’s popular right now, just seems like it would be right up your alley
Hey thanks for covering Chernobyl Diaries, I asked Nerd Explains to cover it about a hundred times to no avail. What are the chances another tuber I enjoy would take the task upon themselves.
Us-"tell us about the mutants, Roanoke"
Roanoke- "So, farming is really hard and anglerfish exist..."
Radioactive quadrupedal Brobdingnagian anglerfish.
That, cars, and Amy-hate is what I subscribed for. 😆
Anglerfish: WHAT DID I DO???
Don't forget the bald eagles.
@@theepicpop-tartcatAmy-hate??
I'd like to personally take this moment to thank pointy sticks for being humanity's go-to means of self-defense for most of our existence.
SO sorry every other living being, guess we're the top predator now.
God bless pointy sticks and stones
Pointy sticks and string have hard carried humanity for the longest time.
Everything we've created for self defense since the pointy stick is basically just an advancement on the pointy stick if you think about it 😂
@makeda6530 Oh, yeah once we found out how to properly abuse physics to give our pointy sticks both higher range and damage, it was a wrap.
Slapping metal on our pointy sticks is just the cherry on top. Suck it leopards that once disemboweled my ancestors, humanity #1!
The Chernobyl meltdown happened in 1986. I remember seeing it on TV and my seven year old brain started to prepare for battling my neighbors for food and gasoline. "JUST WALK AWAY LARRY, AND THERE WILL BE AN END TO THE HORROR. JUST WALK AWAY!"
I was looking for this. It was commissioned in 1977. Maybe that's where he got 1976 from?
Hahahah JUST WALK AWAY
I'm glad I wasn't the only one scratching my head on his math. Don't worry Roanoke, I'm not here for a math lessons.
I sure was. I remember it happening right before I moved to Norway for a stint. The local government and wildlife officials were adamant about not eating any fresh water fish.
Excellent max max reference, road warrior is my fav movie
Roanoke would either be a good S.T.A.L.K.E.R because of his willingness to force multiply mutties or a bad one because he would be too curious about them and poke them with sticks.
🤣
Consider- Chaotic Neutral alignment for him
Sad fact: one of the developers of S.T.A.L.K.E.R. was Ukrainian and died fighting to protect his country from invaders.
Fun fact: lots and lots of Ruzzians dug a bunch of trenches around the Chernobyl area in 2022, died of radiation poisoning, and their bodies were shipped by rail car to Belarus for cremation.
@@BackyardDogPark9862 theyre both fun
you absolutely must scavenge everything. poke it all!
As a nuclear engineer I have to make few corrections /bonus info to add to your video:
1. Over 90% of chernobyl's exclusion zone is perfectly livable and had some people living there for many decades without anything happening to them. It is still closed, because overall radiation in that area is higher than the maximum "allowed" limit, however, this limit is more than 1'000 higher than the minimum effect limit (the minimal possible dose for your body to absorb and start showing health effects due to the absorption). You would need to live near chernobyl for over 5'000 years before your body absorbs enough radiation to negatively affect your health;
2. Main danger of radiation, that is ionizing radiation, is not the emission of alfa, beta, gama or neutrons in the open location. The main danger is radioactive particles (especially heavy metals) entering your body through lungs or mouth, and then you body absorbing them. Because skin (muscle and fat also included) acts as shield for your organs against ionizing radiation, getting radioactive atoms delivered directly to your organs is over 1'000 more lethal. Moreover, as heavy elements decay, they produce all sorts of nasty compounds within a living body, which also contributes to damage radioactive atoms cause when they enter your body;
3. Brain is actually one of safest organs when it comes to radiation. Because it protected by hair, skin, bone and to some extent brain fluid, it is in one of the safest sports within human body, so any damage to your body due to long exposure to ionizing radiation wouldn't develop as "going feral".
Neat comment
As Roanoke would say: you're a huge nerd.
All joking aside that is actually incredibly interesting. Needless to say, I will not be traveling there anytime soon
You're failing to account for radiation causing both hair loss and thinning of skin and bone density
So the brain wouldnt be as safe in just a persistent elevated radiation exposure for such a long time
Also the brain isnt an organ it's a muscle
Yes, it is indeed a fictional sci-fi horror movie.
Not to mention the water would be relatively safe… pretty sure an Admiral from the USN drank coolant in front of Congress to prove a point.
Remember, it's not 'im not alone my friends will be along soon' because if your friends don't show up, they'll know you were lying. The best thing to do is let them know someone is expecting you, but knows where you are. 'My friends dropped me off, and expect me soon' 'my friends were doing some boring shit I don't care about and I'm meeting them in about an hour.' Keep it vague and unverifiable. Anyway, there's a movie about maybe some kind of worms that make you immortal. And it has lots of application of force enhancers. You should check it out.
Or, and this is to be taken as a joke, just go "Oh you're gonna end me? ..Thanks. Really. Saves me a lot of trouble, as I just couldnt decide on the method. Mind deleting my browser history while you're at it though? ..So what are we going with, force enhancer, rope, stabby? Some pills perhaps?"
Which movie?
"Are you here alone?"
Negative, I am traveling in a squad sized element with a second squad sized element following behind.
Use of drones an autonomous robots tool?
Up there with "Are you a god?"
Answer: "Yes!"
"Are you alone?"
"Negative. I'm going to go find the others now... Be very afraid and don't follow me..."
@@gabrielboorom2683 "Really? If you had others with you why aren't they here right this minute?"
There is a small HQ element between us, we are in Squad Column formation, ideal for open terrain where attacks from any direction are possible.
The pure distain from Roanoke's voice once he realized that thing was basically an Anglerfish, my goodness that coaxed a cackle
What I don't understand is that there are channels that are bigger and just do movie summaries, no science, no film filters, nothing yet those don't get hit as much or often as this channel
It's probably because Roanoke does do the science part. RUclips algorithm hates people with intelligence.... I guess
Majority of people dont like wondering and getting taught stuff. They just want something quick and easy.
Could also imagnie his name being Gaming doesnt help catching the movie market.
Different markets honestly. If you are a movie nerd, and want to get a summary on a movie.. then youd watch one without the parts of Roanoke we enjoy.
@@turtle_lover4213 honestly if you're a movie nerd, you dont watch recaps 😂 movies are much more than simple story
@Fenderbenne I'm sure there is both who do and don't lmao
Just saw a vid about the elephant's foot and short about some kind of fungi that is actually eating the radiation on said elephant's foot, and now this showed up.😂
i was gonna mention this to see if he would make a separate video to talk about how the hell that’s possible.
Extremophiles
@@ryanlegg4261 Melanin is one hell of a pigment. It's basically bastardized photosynthesis after that.
Yeah, I was just talking about this. And it isn’t growing in spite of the radiation it is thriving and growing towards the elephants foot like slime mold towards food.
Nature is crazy
@@ryanlegg4261there are snails with iron shells that live their lives sucking on hydrothermal vents. Life finds a way in pretty strange and spectacular ways
Nothing says relaxing vacation like heading into an area where a nuclear explosion happened
Sounds peaceful + free radiation therapy
True , though it wasn't a nuclear explosion but a nuclear meltdown that caused a standard explosion which carried tons of radioactive matter with it.
The Anglerfish "lunges" at him while showing it barely move. Lol. You're completely rational fear and eye witnessing is some of the best comedy on RUclips and I love it.
Few points.
It was 1986, not 76. It happed couple years after i was born.
There have been people living in the exclusion zone since it happened with most deaths due to lack of access to modern amenities.
The plant itself was still runnjng and producing power up until 2000 with workers living in a converted railway station near the plant (those who have played stalker call of prypyat, it's the station that freedom and duty hang out in, yes in real life it was converted into a hotel)
There were workers at the site until 2015 decommissioning the plant.
Radiation levels in the zone are not as high as people fear, (on average about 12x background) and the site is considered a nature reserve
Yeah, isn't there a sizable population of the endangered Przewalksi's wild horse?
@@Raptorworld22 yep.mthey went from almost being extinct to thriving in the zone
@crwydryny That's quite nice. Thanks for the positive info.
@@Raptorworld22 There is also a large population of dogs that have survived that used to be pets
Are they blind and/or psionic?@@mpzakhaevski8988
In the next Alien movie they should have a Xenomorph with a light lure just to freak Roanoke out
That unironically sounds terrifying
Landlocked. Shallow. Fresh water. The ideal habitat for the anglerfish. How could I not have seen it!? 😂
Because we're too sneaky :P
Hey @RoanokeGaming, is Your greatest fear an angler fish infected with a form of rabies that also have prions in the virus, and this fish only lives and thrives in brain eating amiba infested waters?
Someone should make this movie…
You forgot that it should have feet to distract him. Lol
Answer the question! Lol
@gavinkailey527 don't forget it's also a Troglodyte
damn got him
EVERYTHING STOPS WHEN ROANOKE POSTS
I'm supposed to be studying
I am simple, I see him post and I click.
Was swamped with chores. Then saw gods notification. Suddenly it can all wait
Truth
Today I learned I do NOT want to be stranded with Roanoke for 3+ days without copious amounts of tasty food....
The most unrealistic thing about this movie is that an Ukrainian man couldnt fix a buchanka that was running fine in the past decade with his own hands.
In 1986, clouds carrying radiation moved over West Wales. The rain irradiated the sheep. Elevated radiation levels were still found in sheep 10 years later.
I did enjoy the HBO mini series about the Chernobyl incident. Sure it isnt the biggest meltdown, but it could of been much worse. Plus how the USSR kept telling everyone "It isnt that bad" like a brother telling his other brother, "I didn't you hard, dont cry."
not great. not terrible
@@kittycatwithinternetaccess2356Tell that to the victims
@@JohnDoe-hj9fh you didnt get the reference
The series on it's own is very good and scared me a lot, wich is extremely hard to accomplish
But it had such fear mongering about nuclear energy and raging anti communism/Soviet union that I just couldn't finish
It's like if physically impossible to someone making an movie or series to be at least neutral on the Soviet Union, no they have to be fucking bond villains
And the anti nuclear sentiment is just stupid and an big reason of why climate change will make this earth uninhabitable, we should've gone full nuclear energy as an species back in the 70s
But noooo Chernobyl happened and now everyone is scared, definitely not propaganda made by oil barons and coal barons
the series spreads alot of mis info, like most of it is worng. Kyle Hill has a much better YT series on Chernobly, even going to the plant itself and talking to the workers there.
"C'mon special Forces, start doing something Special"
Is such a good line lol
Good to know if I ever go cannibal Roanoke will not be judging me out loud for it
13:57 I was doing my Biology homework which featured Krill when I heard him say Krill.
Bro I read this just before he mentioned the Krill wtf
Ah, my favorite show, biology dude vs undying hate for angler fish
After chemo and double masectomy I have radiatation treatment on my chest coming up soon. Sorta kismet that you posted this because I've been avoiding looking up stuff about it (in denial i know) so even just hearing how it will effect my body is a relief.....at least coming from you in this form. Anywho thanks @Roanoke Gaming for another radiently awesome video and giving me a chuckle as I'm healing.
Get well soon dude. Keep positive and don't let go of the things you look forward to in life.
Kyle hill is also a good youtuber for radiation and nuclear stuff, if you want more info.
Look on the bright side, if you start to glow you will never need to buy a nightlight.
Hopefully your insurance covered your reconstruction surgery.
@zerotodona1495 it wasn't but when the plastic surgeon found out he felt particularly moved by my situation and told me he would never send me a bill. Even all the medicines I picked up from the pharmacy were paid for. I'll forever be in Dr. Alexander Nguyens debt.
1986 is when the reactor meltdown happened
He might be conflating Chernobyl with Three Mile Island, which happened in 1979.
yep and people say nuclear is 100% safe
@@jdogzerosilverblade299 it is of you don't be dumb with it
@jdogzerosilverblade299 modern nuclear energy is actually really safe, there's a plethora of safety precautions and programs that stop anything bad from happening
@@jdogzerosilverblade299 nothing is 100% safe.
10:27, that "50,000 people" line from CoD was what I was waiting for. This is why I love this channel.
Never change. Always hate Anglerfishes.
No :P
You know things are bad when there are no birds OR animals.
there was the dogs but true is never good not to see or hear any other animals around as it often means something they are afraid of is nearby or they have been already eaten by something XD
I must have been the spiders. They gagged the animals to shut them up while preparing for dinner.
Birds are animals
Animals meh, birds though that's far more ominous
@@jacobbell8171nope they are government drives you silly billy
“Fun” fact - There’s a condition that makes you extremely hungry all of the time, regardless of how full you are. My ex girlfriend had it. Weirdly, we met in a cooking class and she was extremely skinny, not what you’d expect from a person that’s hungry all the time lol
Heard of a few chromosomal conditions that will do that. Prader-Willi is the most famous but there's a few. Has something to do with like the vagus nerve and the hypothalamus...
Tape worms in the intestine can also cause that ig
lets not forget good ole tarrare
24:40 So the brain fog is like how it feels when you got very little sleep and can't think straight, at least sort of.
Imagine this: radioactive chernobyl angler fish
Edit: 9:29 DAMN IT! I WAS KIDDING!
Sounds neat.
😂
😆🤣
😂😂 I'm not the only one who went through this
Haven't watched the video yet, but if someone comments about a radioactive chernobyl angler fish and then it turns out to be true, I'm gonna fucking lose it 😂
Edit: Just found out my grandma died
So what's the radiation threshold between giving me superpowers or turning me into a mutant zombie?
Alas, depends on what franchise you reside in! Side characters, your screwed..
3:28 slow blink is there way of saying, "I like you"
I think I was the person who suggested this in his discord
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Ty for the suggestion ❤
Thanks for suggesting it cuz I enjoyed this movie and it is good for him to go over it.
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‘He is the messiah’
31:33 so basically they become ghouls from Fallout franchise more or less????
Water doesn't retain radioactivity, the water would be safe to touch, but the heavy metals might not make it safe to drink.
🎵It's your one-way ticket to midnight, call it Heavy Metal🎵
I think the sediment at the bottom retains radiation and the folks stirring up the water with their hands and bodies would cause that gunk to swirl about in the water exposing you to the rads.
Source: fallout 4-76
@@VertigoIncline-tv2rd you are correct, but so long as they aren't outright covering themselves in the sediment, and other formations, they should be okay, at most the sediment kicked up into the water would retain a banana's worth of radiation, but say if they were to have stayed in said sediment cloud for an hour, they might actually gain a small amount of radiation sickness, now if the sediment was directly on top of, or near a radioactive material, for say a time of immediate to 32 years at most, if I'm correct, then perhaps the radiation will reach higher levels, that would also depend on the half-life of the material, now for the math, this group has entered Chernobyl radiation zone by the time of 2012, or atleast that was when the movie was released, and the materials that were most dangerous, and thus the only material at the bottom of this lake, compose of iodine, strontium, and caesium, having a half life of 8 days, 29 years, and 30 years respectively, leaving strontium and caesium, thus it is very likely you have figured out the reason they obtained great amounts of radiation poisoning, throw in that the soil still hold much radiation, and these people seem to fall face first a few times, they really screwed themselves, obviously. Thank you for commenting, I was surprised to learn that caesium, the most dangerous of the materials made during the explosion, persisted until 2016, the land is now safe to in habit, and the water is kinda drinkable, so we can now get more answers, but just learning the intricacies of radiation, tickles me pink.
@@VertigoIncline-tv2rdabsolutely no one cares where you learned it, but you just had to make it cringey.
You know
I legitimately thought Papa Roanoke was gonna skip the angler fish part but why would I think he wouldn’t take every opportunity to take a jab at the angler fish?
This man's beef with that fish is incredible 😂😂 I would see it being his comic style archenemy, who's only one living creature possessing ability to destroy him or something 🤣
This movie was made two years before documented evidence that brown bears moved into the exclusion zone.
Waiiitttt wait wait wait....did the car guy forget what a TIRE IRON is?! What world am I living in?
34:19 the amount of radiation to cause nerve damage or rapid desquamation is so high you will die inside 15 minutes after you fall unconious as your brain shorts out from the current caused by the ionization of the radiation. At least it will be a fast death.
Roanoke most feared nightmare is GYO: TOKYO FISH ATTACK! Just think of having angler fish chasing you 😂
Angler fish filled with sentient bacteria 😂
GASHUNK GASHUNK of anglerfish on metal legs...
I would just like to mention how refreshing it is that you are one of the only youtubers that actually likes humanity despite all our flaws.
The amount of self hate on social media got old a long time ago
Also, you won't ever catch me traveling anywhere without a force multiplier and a force enhancer. The people in these movies have no survival instincts.
this is old but this man put the "special" forces in a whole new level
"undefeated on this rock"
The Australians lost to emus
Most of us are undefeated on this rock
@@RoanokeGamingLMAO??
I take offence to that lol 😂 (I’m Aussie)
Thanks!
Radiation
Tends to cause more issues
In species that live short life's and reproduce quickly
Or species that have long life spans
Most animals have medium-short lifespans (take a deer for example) or a dog for example.
Roanoke, you need to use the Homer poking dead (werewolf) Flanders eye with a stick clip when talking about poking things with a stick, it’s unironically the reason I poke stuff without using my body on questionably attacking things.
Can you please do the Netflix series called Kingdom? I don't wanna give any spoilers, but the plague has a few very unique elements and the story is really good.
A Kingdom Roanoke video would be awesome.
You can never escape the angler fish
Ah man I remember watching this movie my senior year of high school when I was supposed to be working on a project for the cultural studies class. Never did finish that project…
I always love, as someone who’s worked with dogs for a long time, seeing animal actors in movies that you can tell just adore their jobs/are focusing so hard on their handler. Absolutely adorable!
Roanoke my dude, have you considered doing the two episodes from the X-Files involving the hibernating, liver eating, in humanly flexible Eugene Toombs? I think it make a good video
I loved the movie. I caught it early morning on Showtime when I couldn’t sleep. The found footage take on Pripyat and its ghouls really pulled me in. The scene with the bear in close quarters was one of the scenes to me
Saw it at theaters as a youngin. Really enjoyed it, felt alot like Blair Witch
I went to school with a girl from Chernobyl. Her parents were out of town visiting family because she had just been born when the reactor had it's meltdown
Kyle Hill is an excellent advocate for nuclear energy. Very cogent and rational arguments.
Yes yes yes!!! Ive been waiting for this one!!!
As a medical student rn, it’s so cool finally understanding all the different things and systems Roanoke talks about when he delves into anatomy
If you want to learn more about how's Chernobyl doing now, Kyle Hill makes great videos about it. And 1 thing is for sure, the angler fish cannot survive the lake trip
That was such a happy ending. Everybody was hugging. And I think I even saw a few smiles. 🙂
Holy shit I’m so stoked you’re covering this movie!!!
A fun fact about the van they used in the movie. If he did fix the wires they didn't actually need a live battery for the car. The van used is a UAZ 452 and most of them still had an option to be crank started. But in their situation could be difficult.
I absolutely love this movie, happy to see you covering it
This movie has a alternate ending where Amanda does get taken to the hospital but since she was close to the reactor core of Chernobyl she has now become one of them
Lol. The hunger part of the video at 23:30. I once tried not eating for 3 days. Yep. You're right at 23:36. I tell you straight up. I never like eating canned Pinto beans. You know the average Pinto beans can. No pork or anything in it. You can say after 3 days and...about 11 hours. I gave in, warmed up the Pinto beans and straight up ate the whole can. Idk but somehow I ignored the taste of the beans.
At 14:11 he says that everybody tenses up because of the force multiplier which he describes as unusual but he is forgetting that that movie plays in europe where not everyone can just buy a gun like in 'murika so for a european, seeing a gun is indeed pretty alarming.
Most of them are American, not European, so his argument remains valid.
Fair point.
amped for this, this film is a guilty pleasure of mine lol
Same for me 😅
I barely remember watching this on one of those free movie sites before streaming took off. Glad you covered this one.
I still think Isolation (2005) and Prophecy (1979) would be fun to cover.
When the meltdown happened, news of it spread very slowly. Today if something like this happens, half the planet knows about it within an hour. Back when the meltdown occurred, it was a solid three days before it became widely available public knowledge across Ukraine. Even then, the authorities did what they could to stifle and minimize the event as much as possible. One of my mom’s aunts was actually part of the cleanup in Chernobyl, and she received lifetime compensation from the government for it. No cancer, as far as I can remember, but her health definitely affected in other ways.
Speaking of Chernobyl, dude, please, do one of these for the mutants in STALKER
(Though Anomalous Dugout already does some analysis, yours is very different and very detailed)
Radioactive Elephant foot Anglerfish is coming to get you Roanoke 🤣
Roanoke, will you ever do a video on the anglerfish? I think the world needs to know about it in detail from you, specifically.
"You will probably end up eating your friend's arm🤷🏻♂️"
😅🤣😅😂😅🤣😅😂😆
"What's an arm between friends?"
"That's...my arm..."
"Yeah, sorry, buddy..."
iirc Jeremy Wade fished for Wels Catfish in the cooling ponds of Chernobyl. The water is supposedly fine it's the silt at the bottom that is radioactive.
This movie was aight but ive always wated to explore chernobly
I wish Roanoke would take his skills & experience with all this, get a team of people who can help him create a sci-fi horror movie. Based on marine biology discovering a new form of psycho Angler fish & the situation on land goes to hell due to mass (insert rabies infections, prions, & many other possibilities you can choose from for creative liberties. It's all up to you & I think you could help make a really great & enjoyable story)
27:14 Working angler fish hate into a movie about Chernobyl cannibals is chef's kiss brilliant 👏
The Chernobyl Disaster was April 26th, 1986, not 1976.
I enjoyed this movie. It was quite an experience in theaters. Honestly an incredible job with the tension from the point with the fish on.
Especially with the “camera footage” bit. Like good lord.
Yo he spitting ( this is actually one of my favorite horror movies as I saw it when it came out and I felt it genuinely had some good scares in it so I’m glad he covered it)
God damn Anglerfish. Just so everyone knows, when something bad happens to me? I immediately blame the Anglerfish.
years ago i picked this movie up in dvd form at gas station, surreal seeing you talk about it now
Related to cannibalism: Progressive Anthropophagic Virus
Radiation, aka: Haha, funny particle go 'boink'
That car is a freaking stick-shift "Bukhanka" - if they twisted those wires together, they could absolutely start it without battery by pushing it in neutral then slamming it in gear, though since most of the crew were young Americans, they probably wouldn't know how to drive stick anyway. Norwegians could though.
Well if they did that bucko then what kinda stupid movie would that be
As a uh..dude from Mississippi. I grew up on stick gear cars 😅
I am never not entertained by the fact that nuclear power is literally just steam power with a different boiling source. Its super cool but breaking it down like that is fun.
Part of me was disappointed, I guess I was imagining that you put a green glowing rock into a box and it made power happen.
Next up: nuclear powered steam locomotives!
You just made my day :)
I find you to be one of the most knowledgeable content creators out there and I find it very hard to believe you're afraid of flying
I had the weirdest Mandela effect in existence. I always thought that the series about the Chernobyl disaster titled "Chernobyl" was actually called "Chernobyl diaries" and the video title had me questioning reality.
I remember this movie. I saw it when there was a very slow and boring saturday. It was a nice thing to kill some time in the evening and a bit creepy.
Video five of my hypothesis: It is Interdimensional space elves.
What about Soviet tank fairies?
I'm glad Roanoke did this video. This movie is one of my favorite horror movies.
Hey Mr. 67 Impala, it’s called a tire iron.
No, no. That's actually a lug nut window bashing stick. LNWBS.
Common mistake, no problem.
Now. As a very late viewer of this vid, can I ask again for the physiology and metabolism of Nightblood in the 100?
The people who immune to crazy amount of radiation
I don't know how anybody can say they will never eat people or bugs or rats. The most hunger the average American experiences is you missed breakfast or possibly breakfast and lunch. Not many know what it's like to go a few days without food. I believe we find out what we are capable of when we are put through the awful scenario.
A 3 day fast isn't that dramatic
I always think of the soccer team that crashed in the Andean Mountains for 72 days and had to resort to eating the dead bodies to survive. They went almost two weeks (if not longer) with very minimal food. When it comes to survival and actually starving, people will resort to their last means, even if it’s a dead body 😢
I’m honestly surprised you’ve never talked about Fallout. Not saying it just because it’s popular right now, just seems like it would be right up your alley
Please do that and all vgs
2:30 It happened in 1986 ;)
He also calls Ukrainians Russians. Roanoke knows his science, but not history or geography.
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We need to find a movie focused around anglerfish for roanoke to do a video on.
Chernobyl was in 1986
you should do a video on the irradiated/mutated creatures in the fallout games in light of the recent show which has been well received
Day 23 of asking Roanoke to cover Velocipastor
I second this.
I didn’t want that before today but now I do. Especially since it’s a no for Subnautica.
Hey thanks for covering Chernobyl Diaries, I asked Nerd Explains to cover it about a hundred times to no avail. What are the chances another tuber I enjoy would take the task upon themselves.