Cats (Musical Hell EPISODE 100 SPECIAL!)

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  • Опубликовано: 25 янв 2025

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  • @TheHeroOfTomorrow
    @TheHeroOfTomorrow 4 года назад +1571

    Taylor Swift-Cat: "Macavity's a ginger cat-"
    Macavity: *is Idris-Elba-naked colored*

    • @MusicalHell
      @MusicalHell  4 года назад +530

      It baffles me that Hooper is super literal on all the props Mistoffoles mentions in his song, while ignoring Elliot's clear cues on what the cats are supposed to look like.

    • @moxxiedemongamer3019
      @moxxiedemongamer3019 4 года назад +32

      to think I'd just watched this Crap on HBO MAX and Boy did it SUCK

    • @Eviltwin531
      @Eviltwin531 4 года назад +155

      @@MusicalHell You know, I read somewhere that Taylor Swift had to explain to him on set what catnip actually was. If he was that dense about catnip, maybe he honestly didn't know what "ginger" meant.

    • @Fiona_fml
      @Fiona_fml 4 года назад +54

      @Rebecca Woolf We know that Ginger means Redhead in America, we had Gilligan’s Island

    • @dragongirl7978
      @dragongirl7978 4 года назад +15

      @@Fiona_fml Not everyone has seen Gilligan's Island lol, seriously, how long ago was that? Also, from all I've gathered, red-haired people don't like being called ginger.

  • @katherinealvarez9216
    @katherinealvarez9216 4 года назад +1344

    If there's one thing I do not like about this whole thing is the fact that the VFX team was blamed for all this and ridiculed at the Oscars. Classy.

    • @HappiestMango
      @HappiestMango 4 года назад +120

      That left such a bad taste in my mouth

    • @katherinealvarez9216
      @katherinealvarez9216 4 года назад +80

      @@HappiestMango I believe this the same company that folded and all the workers were laid off a few weeks before Christmas and during thier lunch break.

    • @thewaitisogre
      @thewaitisogre 4 года назад +32

      i was just about to mention that! classless move on their part.

    • @colleen4ever
      @colleen4ever 4 года назад +27

      The Oscars that year was a big joke anyway!

    • @christiangay793
      @christiangay793 4 года назад +14

      @@colleen4ever The ceremony, yes. But honestly, the nominees and winners were mostly satisfying that year imo.

  • @galletasist
    @galletasist 4 года назад +972

    Bustopher Jones in the musical is a little bit more than just a fat cat. He is dignified, like an upper class gentleman, and the cats around him respect him a lot.... but Corden's version doesnt go beyond "lol he fat"

    • @miticaBEP07
      @miticaBEP07 4 года назад +91

      SOMEONE WHO SAYS IT.

    • @thecinematicmind
      @thecinematicmind 4 года назад +53

      This right here is everything I hate about the film version.

    • @dragongirl7978
      @dragongirl7978 4 года назад +132

      Sounds like they gave Rebel Wilson's character the same treatment. Also, can I just say that as a fat person myself, I'm getting kind of pissed at Rebel Wilson for constantly taking roles that feed into the stereotype of fat people's purpose being the butt of jokes? Like seriously, I know it's hard for overweight people to find work in Hollywood, but this feels like a sellout and a betrayal.

    • @galletasist
      @galletasist 4 года назад +143

      @@dragongirl7978 the character of Jennyanydots was destroyed in this movie. She was a kindhearted cat that helped cockroaches and mouses do more with their lives than being vermin... bu here she enslaves them and eats them.... what????
      And you are so right about the fat stereotype. It is not funny, it was never funny and its stupid and annoying. Hollywood, please update your ideals

    • @laurena9563
      @laurena9563 4 года назад +63

      @@galletasist As someone who struggled with my weight growing up, but grew up to be quite athletic-looking and 'normal' sized, it so annoys me when the only character trait they give to heavy characters is LAWL FAT. Which also seems increasingly the one-dimensional humour/character analysis both Corden and Wilson lean into lately >_> (Same with Corden in The Prom. Yeesh.).

  • @MissCaraMint
    @MissCaraMint 4 года назад +718

    Those poor special effects artists. I didn't realize they were treated so poorly. The visuals of the movie make so much more sense now.

    • @supersmashbro596
      @supersmashbro596 4 года назад +28

      that explains it. i really do feel bad for the special effects artists.
      sadly, for a film that was literally just finished the night of the premier,
      it's as good as it could have looked.

    • @auldthymer
      @auldthymer 4 года назад +23

      Allegedly, being an FX house is a crap shoot. The winning team for "The Life of Pi" declared bankruptcy just 11 days before winning the Academy Award for Best Visual Effects.
      Ive read that they are contracted for the movie and the director can demand any change (i.e. do-it-again) until they are happy.

    • @bigbearkat2010
      @bigbearkat2010 4 года назад +11

      @@auldthymer What's worse about that is that from my understanding FX houses will bid for a job like a construction company would do for a real estate project and any overages the FX houses experience for any reason have to come out of their own pockets.

    • @lainiwakura1776
      @lainiwakura1776 4 года назад +11

      @@auldthymer I remember that. The life-like effects in Life of Pi cost a lot of money and Rhythm and Hues were not paid enough to do the work that they did.

    • @dan_38
      @dan_38 4 года назад +7

      if some of the accounts of the artists are true (and really who can question them), universal also slashed their animation budget when the trailer hit and was disliked, meaning no extra compensation for the hours done.

  • @ViridianForests
    @ViridianForests 4 года назад +185

    _They didn't use mocap suits??????_ That must have been _beyond_ hellish for the vfx artists Not only did they need to place everything by eye but they also needed to guess how far the actors were from each other and painstakingly place _everything_ frame by frame....

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 2 года назад +31

      As if the visual effects staff didn’t suffer enough.

  • @giuseppeianniello1998
    @giuseppeianniello1998 4 года назад +608

    Cats is also a proud “winner” of 6 Golden Raspberry Awards:
    • Worst Picture
    • Worst Supporting Actor - James Corden as Bustopher Jones
    • Worst Supporting Actress - Rebel Wilson as Jennyanydots
    • Worst Screen Combo - Any two half-feline/half-human hairballs
    • Worst Director - Tom Hooper
    • Worst Screenplay - Lee Hall and Tom Hooper
    It was also nominated for 3 more, but it didn’t “win”
    • Worst Actress - Francesca Hayward as Victoria (lost against Hilary Duff for The Haunting Of Sharon Tate)
    • Worst Supporting Actress - Judi Dench as Old Deuteronomy (lost against her colleague Rebel Wilson)
    • Worst Screen Combo - Jason Derulo and his CGI-Neutered Bulge (lost against the creepy cat people)

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 4 года назад +105

      I hope that Francesca Hayward's career recovers from this cinematic disaster, as she's a talented dancer, and was one of the only actors who seemed to surpass the mediocre material here.👏🏾♥️

    • @LucyLioness100
      @LucyLioness100 4 года назад +79

      I do feel bad for Francesca. She’s a talented young lady, but this was the wrong cinematic debut for her. Hopefully Hollywood can offer her much better musicals

    • @PaintSplashProductions
      @PaintSplashProductions 4 года назад +26

      I would love it if Tom Hooper was there to receive the award like Halle Berry for Cat woman, but I feel like Tom is probably too much of a narcissist to not cause a tantrum over it😂

    • @JustinCoasters
      @JustinCoasters 4 года назад +19

      Can we agree that ALL the screen Combos were lame at the least? Stallone and his Ego are considered a screen combo? Jason Derulo and CGI are a Screen Combo?

    • @AlirioAguero2
      @AlirioAguero2 4 года назад +33

      All of these nominations and wins being understandable bar for Francesca Heyward. She was in a tough position for being a supposed lead here, but she did fine with the material given. Hilary Duff, on the other hand, totally deserved that Razzie. So did The Haunting of Sharon Tate, which is even worse that Cats. Cats is at least fun in a ''so bad it's good'' way. THOST is just excruciating.

  • @alejandrocervantes3624
    @alejandrocervantes3624 4 года назад +188

    Victoria: you dont have it as bad as me tho✨
    Grizzabella: miss, this is a Wendys

    • @Theturtleowl
      @Theturtleowl 4 года назад +35

      Oh, Sideways really did a number on this movie.

  • @1805movie
    @1805movie 4 года назад +154

    Steven Spielberg wanted to make _Cats_ an animated feature back in the day, but it never got off the ground.

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 2 года назад +22

      This movie should have been animated...I mean it worked for "Shinbone Alley".

    • @daelen.cclark
      @daelen.cclark 2 года назад +9

      If only he could find a way to rework the play into a proper story.

    • @roberttreacy8271
      @roberttreacy8271 Год назад +9

      That would’ve been better.

    • @NA-AN
      @NA-AN 11 месяцев назад +4

      That single fact all those years back is the reason why everyone is miserable now.

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@cartooncritique6625 From a certain perspective, it _was_ animated. Post-production was basically Rotoscoping Hell for the VFX teams.

  • @dunes8817
    @dunes8817 4 года назад +629

    I still think they should've either gone full animated or bigger budget version of the Broadway outfits (Like Jim Henson's Creature Shop territory).

    • @amiefortman7220
      @amiefortman7220 4 года назад +118

      I always thought the stage costumes were really clever because not only do they give the suggestion of cats rather than literally trying to *be* cats, but also because all the furry accents (the leg and arm warmers, the wigs, the shoulder floofs, etc.) help break up the human silhouette so it's less off-putting. In this movie, there's just... nothing *but* human silhouettes with nothing to sell the illusion of cat-ness except for really sleek fur, ears, and tails. The ears are especially weird because then you just have this flat surface where the actual human ears should be--the stage show got around this by fitting the wigs over the actors' ears.

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 4 года назад +17

      But animated movies don't win real awards!

    • @erikdaniels0n
      @erikdaniels0n 4 года назад +61

      Apparently Stephen Spielberg’s animation studio, Amblin Animation, was working on an animated adaptation of CATS back in the mid to late 90s, but the studio went under before it could be completed. There are some storyboards floating around the internet that are fairly easy to find if you’re at all interested, and they look pretty damn good

    • @amiefortman7220
      @amiefortman7220 4 года назад +47

      The concept art is so gorgeous (their Macavity design especially--he looks like a classic Disney villain, and I'm here for it), and it breaks my heart that we will never get that movie.

    • @thais_cdm
      @thais_cdm 4 года назад +12

      Hell, I would even take Labyrinth-style gross puppets over this!

  • @aj.s.photography
    @aj.s.photography 4 года назад +247

    I feel so bad for the editors and animators that had to deal with the directors abuse and the sudden "you have to animate the entire movie now" they deserve better. A lot better

    • @laurena9563
      @laurena9563 4 года назад +24

      Plus then they rubbed salt in the wound and did that horrible 'stand up' with James Corden and Rebel Wilson at the Oscars and it just killed me. Ugh. Don't blame someone who obviously worked hard (even if it ended up being crap) for your crap standards and work environment. >_>

    • @aj.s.photography
      @aj.s.photography 4 года назад +16

      @@laurena9563 Honestly under the conditions they were working in, it wouldn't surprise me if they made it look crappy on purpose. I wouldn't blame them if that were the case

    • @laurena9563
      @laurena9563 4 года назад +14

      @@aj.s.photography Completely! As someone who has worked in graphic design, when managers don't understand the artistic process, like it sounds Hooper didn't, you honestly reach a certain point with their nit-picking over things that won't be seen in a final version, that you can be so demotivated that you'll put in LESS work overall, just because you're so discouraged. Not usually to this extent, but you can might submit something you might be more 'meh' about overall rather than an artistic product you love, because it doesn't matter to the manager either way.

    • @colleen4ever
      @colleen4ever 4 года назад +4

      @@laurena9563 I completely forgot about that cause it was just that awful! Then again I only watched that disaster cause I was sure 1917 was gonna win!

    • @laurena9563
      @laurena9563 4 года назад +7

      @@colleen4ever I felt honestly terrible at shaking my head and awkwardly chuckling at that 'joke' when watching, because I think literally the response after they made that 'joke' to save their own 'reputations' (such as they are) was to have the animators come out with the horrible conditions and direction they were given to work with. Only after being completely crapped on a national (arguably international) platform. Yuck. >_> Way to stay professional/classy, guys.

  • @VincentMariethe4th
    @VincentMariethe4th 4 года назад +304

    We could’ve had… a fully-animated adaptation of CATS… from the studio who gave us AN AMERICAN TAIL.
    As one who was 9 years old when they fell in love with the ’98 stage version & wanted exactly that in a CATS movie, I will NEVER forget that this is what we were given.

    • @erikdaniels0n
      @erikdaniels0n 4 года назад +39

      Animation is undoubtedly the way to go with adapting CATS because I think a lot of elements of the stage production (the dancing/movement, the designs of the cats, etc) that wouldn’t work in a live action version would work so much better

    • @VincentMariethe4th
      @VincentMariethe4th 4 года назад +24

      @@erikdaniels0n It breaks my heart. The studio had these gorgeous designs for Macavity, Deuteronomy & Grisabella & some nice background art. But that production was scrapped due to the studio having a string of box office disappointments like FIEVEL GOES WEST, WE'RE BACK: A DINOSAUR STORY & BALTO.

    • @EternalYorkieMom
      @EternalYorkieMom 4 года назад +9

      TS Elliot said he never wanted that CATS movie but... he’s wrong. That would have been awesome

    • @gamestation2690
      @gamestation2690 4 года назад +4

      @@erikdaniels0n It could have been done like the dance fight scene in Puss in Boots.

    • @reasyrandom
      @reasyrandom 4 года назад +4

      @@erikdaniels0n The concept art looked fantastic.

  • @genericusername495
    @genericusername495 4 года назад +197

    Diva: Hooper is a very prosaic director
    Me: That’s a nice way of saying ‘incapable of abstract thought’

    • @alim.9801
      @alim.9801 Год назад +12

      AND YOU'RE CORRECT

  • @TheLukeMonster
    @TheLukeMonster 4 года назад +267

    This review, Sideways' review and Lindsey Ellis' review of this travesty make for a great trilogy far more positively unironically entertaining than the film itself.

    • @alicebergonzi3802
      @alicebergonzi3802 4 года назад +6

      I agree. Not that it's difficult to come up with something more entertaining than the film itself.

    • @ty-seansenior6660
      @ty-seansenior6660 3 года назад +17

      Personally, I strongly disagree for with Lindsey's final conclusion when it comes to movie musicals. They, by themselves, aren't the problem... it's the people in charge that keep FUCKING IT UP! In fact, a Cat's movie could ONLY work in animation, because it makes more sense! Even if it was CG, I think Spielberg had the right idea making this an animation. Hell, why didn't you give it to Illumination? At least THEY CARE about their output!

    • @PhoenixAura81
      @PhoenixAura81 Год назад +1

      Oh yes.

  • @oneinathousand2156
    @oneinathousand2156 4 года назад +283

    I feel like in the musical, or at least the 1998 version, the actors perform like “yeah we know this is pretty stupid but we’re gonna give it our all” and they play each scene with the right tone whether it be playful or serious. Meanwhile in the movie actors will either be too silly (mostly Corden and Wilson) or too serious for what’s happening in the scene.

    • @laurena9563
      @laurena9563 4 года назад +50

      I was never even a huge fan of the Cats musical, but this crapshow made me appreciate the original Broadway production so much more. And you're completely right- the way that the actors play it is like, "This might be ridiculous from an outsider's perspective, but OUR character believes it- and that's what matters." Rum Tum Tugger in the 1998 version is the perfect example of that- he's basically a Tim Curry cat who is fabulous and ridiculous, but gives it his all, lol. You have no choice but to go along with him.

    • @barbarakirk3064
      @barbarakirk3064 4 года назад +4

      @@laurena9563 Yes! Paul Nicholas played the role early on.

    • @laurena9563
      @laurena9563 4 года назад +12

      @@barbarakirk3064 Honestly if anything the best part of this dumpster fire existing is I've fallen in love with the Cats soundtrack as I work from home xD

  • @ThePonderer
    @ThePonderer 4 года назад +750

    First Sideways now this! Yeees, give me the Cats content.

    • @wafflechest3555
      @wafflechest3555 4 года назад +31

      Huh so it wasn't only me who thought that

    • @Sealinkchin
      @Sealinkchin 4 года назад +7

      I'm pretty excited too!!!

    • @kamilee4123
      @kamilee4123 4 года назад +81

      This, sideways’s vid, and Lindsay Ellis’s will go down as the legendary trilogy critiquing Cats (2019).

    • @bigsmellbad1187
      @bigsmellbad1187 4 года назад +16

      TEAR THIS BITCH APARTTTTT!!!!! This case makes me so upset. I love cats 98 and I cant stomach that this was the last film I saw in theaters

    • @erikdaniels0n
      @erikdaniels0n 4 года назад +26

      Kami Lee, I literally just created a playlist called “The Cats Trifecta” with all three videos on it

  • @jakemcnulty7510
    @jakemcnulty7510 4 года назад +493

    I've probably put way more thought into this than I should have, but you know what I reckon might've been a good way to translate what little story there was to screen?
    If the film began in a little boy's nursery (perhaps imply somehow that he is a young T.S. Elliot), and then his mother or governess enters to put him to bed. He says there are stray cats making noise outside, and this leads to the mother/governess to tell him the story of the Jellicle Ball. Then at the end after Grizabella ascends to the Heaviside Layer we fade back to the nursery where the boy is falling asleep while the mother/governess could be singing "The Ad-Dressing of Cats". Then finally, as the mother/governess turns the lights out, she leaves the door open a crack, just enough for a small kitten (not a human/cat hybrid like we've seen all throughout the film but an actual kitten) to enter and snuggle up on the boy's pillow, and the camera zooms in on its collar which has a small name tag that reads 'Grizabella'.
    Obviously this wouldn't fix this film's many other problems, but I reckon that it might've allowed the audience to suspend their disbelief a little if it were all suggested to be in the imagination of a child, but that's just me.

    • @hayleighhanekom3598
      @hayleighhanekom3598 4 года назад +39

      It sounds amazing!

    • @rosebyanyname
      @rosebyanyname 4 года назад +84

      dude you have just figured out what a team of highly paid screenwriters and script doctors never could

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 4 года назад +40

      @@hayleighhanekom3598 That actually sounds fantastic, and MUCH more coherent of a plot that this movie!

    • @wordforger
      @wordforger 4 года назад +32

      I'd personally have enjoyed a fully animated version

    • @largeposterior08
      @largeposterior08 4 года назад +15

      That... actually sounds amazing.

  • @kathrynvincent1563
    @kathrynvincent1563 4 года назад +351

    Stage Version: Chaotic bi Rum Tum Tugger praises his boyfriend who waves a rainbow scarf and force lighting for six minutes
    Movie: Why are we straight?

    • @suddenlycrows
      @suddenlycrows 4 года назад +57

      He didn't even sing it. As a Tugger/Misto I felt so betrayed. Heck, I felt betrayed the minute I saw what they did to RTT's number. But then again, I guess John Partridge spoiled the heck out of me.

    • @amiefortman7220
      @amiefortman7220 4 года назад +64

      They no-homo'd this movie so hard, it's more than a little bit embarassing.

    • @shoujokadyan5502
      @shoujokadyan5502 4 года назад +14

      Movie Tug and Misto were kinda in a love triangle with Victoria... sorta...

    • @melodramaticdragon5826
      @melodramaticdragon5826 4 года назад +27

      The show I sent to see, Mesto had a jacket with LED rainbow lights and it was the most fantastic thing I've seen on stage

    • @plutossky7534
      @plutossky7534 4 года назад +17

      We could've have a chaotic bi cat?!

  • @timothymclean
    @timothymclean 4 года назад +366

    Cats: Possibly the most Andrew Lloyd Weber musical he ever wrote. The characters may be one-dimensional and the plot shallow, but the music is catchy and the emotions it inspires strong (and intentional).
    And, as per Lord Andy tradition, the film adaptation has a director utterly unsuited for directing musicals, leading to a result that also inspires strong emotions...just not the same ones...

    • @thecinematicmind
      @thecinematicmind 4 года назад +16

      It’s a fun spectacle show with the core of it being an emotional climax

    • @jenneacubero1036
      @jenneacubero1036 4 года назад +18

      Timothy McLean To be fair, the 70's "Jesus Christ Superstar" and the 90's "Evita" were good adaptions.

    • @ZoeKitten84
      @ZoeKitten84 4 года назад +19

      @@thecinematicmind I’m going to butt in and say Love Never Dies is his worst musical.

    • @EternalYorkieMom
      @EternalYorkieMom 4 года назад +4

      Starlight Express is all the problems with Cats but with all trains and less heart. I think it’s definitely worse than Cats

    • @ZoeKitten84
      @ZoeKitten84 4 года назад +3

      @@EternalYorkieMom I’ve so wanted to see it (Starlight Express) but I know ALW has meddled with it pretty hard from what I understand

  • @mcwyman7928
    @mcwyman7928 4 года назад +208

    I saw Cats on Broadway and enjoyed it. It's not a Sondheim character drama and it's not trying to be. Just a whimsical, abstract spectacle of a show with some fantastic dancing, cool visuals and interesting music. If you go into the stage show and let your brain turn off and be swept away by it, it's a fun time. And hearing a Broadway caliber singer singing Memory (Mamie Parris in my case) gave me chills I still feel to this day. The movie takes away all the whimsy and abstractness and replaces it with dullness, literalness and nightmare fuel.

    • @graciegalahad9258
      @graciegalahad9258 4 года назад +8

      agreed! i saw the tour of the revival production, and it's campy, flashy, and fun!

    • @isabellp.5730
      @isabellp.5730 4 года назад +14

      Yes! The point of Cats isn’t to make sense, but to be a spectacle.

    • @Eviltwin531
      @Eviltwin531 4 года назад +13

      @@isabellp.5730 I think Lindsay Ellis said the movie should have leaned into that and been a revue like Fantastia instead of trying to hang a narrative plot on this mess.
      That probably could have helped a lot.

    • @amiefortman7220
      @amiefortman7220 4 года назад +13

      "Cats" was the show that inspired me to go into theater when I was eight years old--it's a fun escapist spectacle with great music and dancing, and that's all it ever needs to be. Seeing it get the Thooper treatment broke my heart.

    • @Eviltwin531
      @Eviltwin531 4 года назад +5

      @Rebecca Woolf Oh absolutely, but they wanted those Oscars. The fact it was so naked ambitious for awards makes its scathing reception all the more satisfying.

  • @Tricksterbelle
    @Tricksterbelle 4 года назад +258

    Nearly every bad outcome of the Cats movie is a direct result of Tom Hooper and it is mind-boggling.
    Thanks so much for letting me and Bailey play along, Diva!

    • @ericjanssen394
      @ericjanssen394 4 года назад +9

      In Hollywood, you're not only as good as your last movie, you ARE your last movie, and if it was a hit, you're expected to remake it for the rest of your career. (Qv. Rob Marshall trying to turn "Nine" into "Chicago".)
      And Hooper, as noted, was Mr. Les Miserables on demand.

    • @bigbearkat2010
      @bigbearkat2010 4 года назад +3

      @@ericjanssen394 I thought Tom Hooper's schtick was period drama with heavy emphasis on the acting. Hell the dude did another movie in between Les Miz and Cats that even won an acting Oscar.

    • @Eviltwin531
      @Eviltwin531 4 года назад +9

      @@bigbearkat2010 He is, but someone (ALW, Universal, somebody) didn't have that foresight gritty realism is his greatest strength. All they did was look at Les Miz and decided "This man directed this and won all the awards... give him all the musicals now!"

  • @mirandatilley2486
    @mirandatilley2486 4 года назад +89

    In defense of Hayward's singing, Webber and Swift apparently finished writing Beautiful Ghosts more or less right before filming it. Also, did it bother anyone else that Actually Professional Singer Taylor Swift was singing Macavity in this weird, breathy, speak-singing way?

    • @ezelfrancisco1349
      @ezelfrancisco1349 3 года назад +11

      To be honest, the big names in this movie are great singers. Even Corden and Wilson are good musical performers. But leave it for a dancer and Jennifer Hudson to be better. Steven McRae, a fucking dancer, had a better performance than a majority of the cast here

    • @kenthuang436
      @kenthuang436 2 месяца назад

      I thought Beautiful Ghosts wasn’t a bad song and is a pretty good addition to the musical. Put it right after Macavity’s defeat but before the reprise of Memory and I think that the song would have been better received.

    • @anothermiddleschoolburnout8816
      @anothermiddleschoolburnout8816 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@kenthuang436 I don't like in on account of it being an Oscar bait song that undermines and invalidates Grizabella's character.

    • @kenthuang436
      @kenthuang436 Месяц назад

      @@anothermiddleschoolburnout8816 Like I said, move the song to right after Maccavity's defeat but before the reprise of Memory. That way you still have Beautiful Ghosts' message of wanting to belong somewhere without upstaging Grizabella's plight.

  • @kenyastarflight
    @kenyastarflight 2 года назад +12

    Fun fact -- Steven Spielberg was going to make an animated version of Cats in the '90s. He got as far as concept art before his animation studio went out of business. I have no idea if that film would have been successful or not, but at least it would have released closer to the musical's heyday and wouldn't have given us THIS uncanny valley nightmare.

  • @vamphunterdlover
    @vamphunterdlover 4 года назад +59

    Should've added the Macativty character change as a another sin, cause Macavity in the stage show and the 1998 film version was JUST A PARTY CRASHER CAUSING TROUBLE. Not trying to become the chosen one for the Jelicall ball!

    • @jenneacubero1036
      @jenneacubero1036 3 года назад +9

      Not to mention, he was a Darth-Maul looking cat.

  • @redactedredacted6656
    @redactedredacted6656 4 года назад +124

    Taking away Mistoffelees' sparkle and slowing down the pace of his song are criminal offences.

    • @MrLizestelle
      @MrLizestelle 2 года назад +6

      Ugh for real that’s one of my favorites songs of the musical
      I was so mad

  • @pinkwings8036
    @pinkwings8036 4 года назад +89

    The poems themselves are super cute. “Cats have big personalities like humans! Isn’t that charming, little Victorian child?” The jump to musical was weird, but this movie completely misses that twee whimsical energy which makes everything unsettling.

  • @jessica23claire
    @jessica23claire 4 года назад +174

    I'm so glad you counted James Corden as a sin. Because he is a sin.

    • @reasyrandom
      @reasyrandom 4 года назад +15

      It baffles me that he's still getting work. He was fine in Into The Woods, but every other role he played since then made me want to shoot him.

    • @rogue7723
      @rogue7723 4 года назад +2

      The only role I liked him in was Small Foot.

    • @jessica23claire
      @jessica23claire 4 года назад +2

      @@reasyrandom I only tolerated him in Doctor Who!

    • @gregorywiederecht
      @gregorywiederecht 4 года назад +7

      @@reasyrandomAnd he wasn't even that good in Into The Woods! He was merely tolerable, when he needed to be inspired

    • @swedishhousemfia
      @swedishhousemfia 3 года назад +1

      the fact that he has a talk show position is disturbing.

  • @cutiepuppy4427
    @cutiepuppy4427 4 года назад +132

    I had NO IDEA about the way the technical team was treated behind the scenes, so, I guess I'm gonna throw hands.
    Also, Tom. (18:03) You DON'T ZOOM OUT THAT FAR DURING A DANCE SEQUENCE

    • @thais_cdm
      @thais_cdm 4 года назад +16

      Let's be real, Tom *hates* dancers. He wouldn't allow the actors to decide what meter each song was in if he appreciated dancers.

    • @leomoreno7369
      @leomoreno7369 4 года назад +11

      (Daffy Duck voice) This is a close up?...... A CLOSE UP, YA JERK! A CLOSE UP!!!!

    • @colleen4ever
      @colleen4ever 4 года назад +3

      Did we learn nothing from The Wiz?

    • @lillianward2810
      @lillianward2810 3 года назад +1

      Especially when they aren’t human sized!

    • @UnrealMisterD
      @UnrealMisterD 6 месяцев назад

      @@thais_cdm I'm sorry WHAT?!

  • @benjaminwambeke9458
    @benjaminwambeke9458 4 года назад +174

    Only 35 seconds in and I'm already rolling my eyes at the tagline. "You will believe." What is that even supposed to mean? I already do believe in cats... when has belief ever been a big theme in the show? It's so generic and nonsensical.

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 4 года назад +22

      To be fair, the entire stage show runs on nonsense, but I agree that the tagline makes ABSOLUTELY no sense, unless that was supposed to be the point?! 🤔

    • @katlyncoker8488
      @katlyncoker8488 4 года назад +8

      Um, I'm a Christian, and I'm pretty sure a lot of Cats is inspired by Christianity.
      Some stuff is obvious like jelicals being a stand in for either evangelicals or as a nod to the word angelic which refers to angels. And of course Deuteronomy being an actual book in the Bible (the fifth book of the old testament to be specific). Then there's the choosing where a jelical cat is lifted up from the ground or "earth" into the sky or "heavens" (as it used to be called) so as to live a better life.
      In my humble opinion Victoria being kicked out of her humans house is supposed to sort of refer to Adam and Eve getting kicked out of Eden. And being forced to now try and survive in the harsh wilderness. Since the human houses seem to be a sort of paradise, and the cold city streets being a modern day wilderness (like how sometimes New York is referred to as a concrete jungle).
      The jelical choosing isn't actually chosen by Deuteronomy, she's just a prophet speaking on behalf of God. Who then chooses one of the jelical cats to come up to heaven. Sort of dying but not really since due to Jesus dying for our sins our spirit lives and goes to heaven. And in fact when you accept God into your heart and Jesus as your lord and savior it's considered a sort of rebirth.
      The street cats represent mankind, with jelicals being Christians and non jelicals like the one cat who sings memory being non believers.
      And the cat who sings memories who used to be a jelical but left and then is later accepted into the group representing a sort of prodigal son situation. Where a member of the faith left, but later on returned. And of course, is rewarded for this by being accepted into heaven.
      I'm sorry if this comes across as preachy. I don't mean for it too. It's just I genuinely think that this is the best explanation for why Cats is the way it is.

    • @elizabethashley42
      @elizabethashley42 4 года назад +7

      @@katlyncoker8488 As another Christian... Well now I'm just uncomfortable.

    • @SuperLoves4
      @SuperLoves4 4 года назад +15

      @@katlyncoker8488 sorry if this will soud mean (really don't mean it), but nah, jellicas are something that had to do with elliots (daughter? niece?) and stands for "dear little cats" or something, and webber has said that the musical is really just about cats (I think Lindsey Ellis has a video on it)

    • @katlyncoker8488
      @katlyncoker8488 4 года назад +2

      @@SuperLoves4 It doesn't sound mean. And I get it if that's what webber says. But while I get that authorial intent matters, and it might not be intentional. Honestly webber saying it's just about cats makes the story make no sense.
      Like, how is any of the stuff shown in the musical cat stuff. Maybe it's not inspired by Christianity. But the fact that it's very easy to read it that way (I mean, really naming your kinda sorta religiously coded character Deuteronomy) is very interesting to me. Especially since it kinda allows the story make sense. Admittedly I might just be reaching as a way to explain the unexplainable, but that's how I view it. Because that way it at least it makes some kinda sense narratively.

  • @reasyrandom
    @reasyrandom 4 года назад +120

    It makes me mad how this movie could've EASILY avoided all of the scorn, if it was simply ANIMATED.
    Obviously, traditional animation would've been the best option and the studio behind American Tail *was* planning an animated adaptation... before it went bankrupt.
    Even MoCap would've been fine, since at least the characters could've actually looked like real cats.
    And don't get me with the "they wanted to keep the celebrities recognizable" excuse; many animated movies score with celebrity casts by voice and billing alone. Even if the characters usually end up looking like their actors.

    • @gamestation2690
      @gamestation2690 4 года назад +6

      They should have done it like the dance fight scene in Puss in Boots.

    • @Troublethecat
      @Troublethecat 4 года назад +5

      I've heard that they actually did try to make a cartoon version of the musical in the 90s, but that fell through before they could get past the concept stage. It really is too bad.

    • @gamestation2690
      @gamestation2690 4 года назад

      @@Troublethecat Puss in Boots is proof that Cats could have worked wonders in animation.

    • @Troublethecat
      @Troublethecat 4 года назад +5

      @@gamestation2690 Never said it wouldn't work. Just saying they tried, but it didn't end up happening.

    • @Igorcastrochucre
      @Igorcastrochucre 4 года назад +4

      People don't talk about it, but there's a bit of a taboo with animated interpretations of stage musicals, especially after 1999's The King and I bombed and was panned. Your options are either finding an inexperienced studio who never tried it or Disney, but if you know anything about P.L. Travers, you might be hesitant to work with them.

  • @cyanmanta
    @cyanmanta 4 года назад +76

    Thank you for pointing out that Hooper is also largely responsible for why it looks so bad. Too many people throw the visual effects team under the bus when it was hardly their fault.

  • @molokovelocet1
    @molokovelocet1 4 года назад +225

    I believe in Skimbleshanks the Railway Cat supremacy.

    • @laurena9563
      @laurena9563 4 года назад +52

      Another musical review channel (Sideways) got into why the Skimbleshanks number works more than all the other numbers, which basically comes down to even with Hooper's horrible "we record singers live and have the poor orchestra work with any tempo changes that "inspire" them at the moment," the Skimbleshanks number is literally built around the tap line as basically a bass line that keeps the tempo in order for everyone to dance to it- so it's FORCED to keep up the energy and movement throughout the number and actually comes off as a bop because of it (But I totally agree- it's pretty much the only nugget of gold in this crap.)

    • @colleen4ever
      @colleen4ever 4 года назад +12

      @@laurena9563 That was my favorite song in the Broadway show too!

    • @spinningpeanut
      @spinningpeanut 4 года назад +22

      Easily the best song from the 98 tape. The singer is so peppy and makes me think of adopted mascot cat that lives on a train.

    • @laurena9563
      @laurena9563 4 года назад +14

      @@spinningpeanut Honestly the more I've listened to it the more adorable it becomes. I love the visual it makes of this adorable tabby thinking he runs the trains and the trains can't start without him, because it's such a real CAT thing. xD Like I'd honestly watch an animated adventure movie about that cat.

    • @pinkcupcake4717
      @pinkcupcake4717 4 года назад +9

      @@spinningpeanut That's basically what the poem is about. The train station mascot cat who walks around like he owns the place.

  • @mimitheechidna
    @mimitheechidna 4 года назад +12

    Victoria singing Beautiful Ghosts to Grizzabella was akin to telling an orphan "I wish I had parents once.....You're so lucky!"

  • @HEDGE1011
    @HEDGE1011 3 года назад +14

    9:56 “In fact, never play this again.”
    Never has a clip been more appropriately used.

  • @Hessed3712
    @Hessed3712 4 года назад +203

    Victoria is supposed to be a kitten?
    And everyone she meets wants to jump her bones....ew.

    • @elsie8757
      @elsie8757 4 года назад +61

      She's supposed to be "coming of age" during the Jellicle Ball, if that helps any

    • @chesterstevens8870
      @chesterstevens8870 4 года назад +28

      @@elsie8757
      There's no good way to sugarcoat implied jailbait, fam.

    • @elsie8757
      @elsie8757 4 года назад +27

      ​@@chesterstevens8870 I mean... they _are_ cats. Cats reach maturity at like a year old.

    • @pinkcupcake4717
      @pinkcupcake4717 4 года назад +21

      She's either a kitten or just reaching adulthood, either her or Jemima are the youngest of the Jellicles in the musical. It works better since it's more of a ballet and the stage lets things be abstract. Having her be explicitly a kitten in the movie makes it really creepy how incredibly horny everyone is.

    • @elsie8757
      @elsie8757 4 года назад +6

      @@pinkcupcake4717 I don't think she's " _explicitly_ a kitten" in the movie. I don't remember any of the other characters referring to her as one, at least.

  • @WaywardAce420
    @WaywardAce420 4 года назад +277

    I saw Cats on stage around the time the movie was announced. I really knew nothing about the play outside of the fact that it was about cats (because duh) and the song Memory. As anyone who has seen the play knows, there’s not really much of a plot, but the choreography was amazing. I’m pretty sure one of the cats was in heels. Why were they wearing heels? I have no idea, but they were leaping across the stage, and it was incredible. The costumes too were awesome, and to know that this was CGI is baffling, and to know Tom Hooper was a jackass to his team is... not at all shocking. I haven’t seen the movie, the trailers and this review are enough. Thank you for this, and here’s to your next 100 cases!

    • @rbfloat
      @rbfloat 4 года назад +23

      I have a feeling this is going to impact his career negatively and I hope it does. The CGI team didn't deserve this treatment.

    • @reasyrandom
      @reasyrandom 4 года назад +6

      @@rbfloat Guy was a hack, anyway.

    • @OceanbornAngel
      @OceanbornAngel 4 года назад +12

      When you say "heels" maybe you mean the dancer that plays Jennyanniedots on stage, who is in fact wearing tap shoes because unlike the 2019 movie she does the Tap dance routine in the musical.

    • @ezelfrancisco1349
      @ezelfrancisco1349 4 года назад +6

      I would also recommend the RUclipsr Sideways's video in regards to Cats. He tackles how Tom Hooper ruins the music and the overall performance of the actors

    • @WaywardAce420
      @WaywardAce420 4 года назад +2

      @@ezelfrancisco1349 Thanks for the recommendation, guess I should rethink my wording. I’ve watched their review, along with Lindsay Ellis’. :)

  • @charlesajones77
    @charlesajones77 2 года назад +9

    In case anyone is wondering what the hell "Jellicle" even means, it's a shortened form of "Dear Little". It comes from a poem TS Elliott wrote his 4 year old nephew: Pollicle Dogs and Jellicle Cats. Pollicle is short for "Poor Little" and Jellicle is short for "Dear Little".

  • @juhaniaho6698
    @juhaniaho6698 4 года назад +51

    Dear Diva: Congratulations for your 100th session as the judge, jury and executioner on the Infernal Court of Musical Hell.
    I hope you have Cerberus prepared for this session, if your boss allows it.

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 2 года назад +1

      I’m sure Cerberus would have more than a few bones to pick with this.

  • @toonangel1723
    @toonangel1723 4 года назад +91

    I admire Cats the musical because of how nonsensical it is but this version is just nuts, Thanks Diva!

  • @karsonbollinger8412
    @karsonbollinger8412 4 года назад +32

    “Munkstrap the Exposition Cat”

  • @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose
    @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose 4 года назад +98

    You're gonna need the healing powers of a good Barbie musical after this one! (I recommend Princess & the Pauper...trust me, it's better than you think it is, Diva).

    • @Kyoko1411
      @Kyoko1411 4 года назад +8

      Omg I LOVE Princess & the Pauper and all my theatre friends at well. We always say that it would be an amazing stage musical.

    • @maldon3659
      @maldon3659 4 года назад +7

      I like that one and Barbie in the Nutcracker with Tim Curry as the Mouse King

    • @reasyrandom
      @reasyrandom 4 года назад +5

      I'd pay to see a RUclipsr with a large audience talk about Barbie in a positive light.
      They tend to review the bad ones, if they review them at all.

    • @isabelzuka4438
      @isabelzuka4438 4 года назад +3

      THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 4 года назад +62

    I actually want to see what the dogs look like in this universe.
    Mostly to see them tear everyone apart.

  • @vinoveritas757
    @vinoveritas757 4 года назад +47

    Swift didn’t deliver Francesca’s song until the literal last hour so I don’t really feel like she’s wholly to blame.

  • @miticaBEP07
    @miticaBEP07 4 года назад +18

    I was glad to watch a Cats (2019) review that went beyond “AAA CREEPY CGI” and described how the characters, relationships, tone and emotional core were botched beyond belief.
    Thanks, Diva. I love you more and more.

  • @MmeSmite
    @MmeSmite 4 года назад +36

    My mother loves the stage show and was really looking forward to the movie. She got annoyed when my sister and I couldn't stop laughing at the trailer. Then she watched the trailer for herself...and decided to give the movie a miss.

  • @ItsAVolcano
    @ItsAVolcano 4 года назад +14

    Tom Hooper really comes off like one of those IT managers whose convinced that any work on a computer should be dead easy because "you're just pushing buttons." 😒😿
    On a more serious note, Hooper's inability to keep himself from slowing down nearly every song kills the crazy energy that the musical was noted for.

  • @immoral_q
    @immoral_q 4 года назад +26

    Cats is, at it's core, a revue show. It's a bunch of different songs tied together by a tenuous plot. And that's fine for the stage. That *works* on the stage. I love Cats. I love the music, I love the costumes, the dancing. It was the first musical my Mum and I watched together when I was nine. It started a tradition of us going to musicals together. I saw it again in a tent when I was in my twenties. I will always go to see Cats if the opportunity arises (no matter how much they fuck up certain characters) and I was really looking forward to this movie. I haven't even bothered to watch it. I won't waste my time or money on something so far divorced from the source material as to be well nigh unrecognisable.

  • @jenneacubero1036
    @jenneacubero1036 4 года назад +24

    Me: *sees the thumbnail* Oh no...
    I worked at a movie theater when this film was out and I would be shocked and baffled as to why some people paid good money to see it. Though I did hear that some people would storm out of the theater. As for me, I'm one of the fans of the musical and boy was I taken aback by this production. First off, you can't even tell the cats apart unlike, in the musical and 1998 movie. Second, they left out Jemima; I don't know if I should be disgruntled about that since she's a vital character to the story and that it would've made more sense to have her be the protagonist since this was her technically her first Jellicle Ball or happy because, at least, she wouldn't be derailed like the rest of the cast. And, while we're on the subject, why Victoria as the main focus when Demeter (the ex-girlfriend of Macavity), Jemima (the innocent newcomer), and/or Munkustrap (the main storyteller) would've been better choices? And why was the movie so...uncomfortable? It's already enough we had to put up with that CGI but then there's the sexual nature. I know the musical was risque but the cats would be playful and silly too (the Rum Tum Tugger playing bagpipes...need I say more?). And they wouldn't leave you feeling dirty after seeing watching the show. Then there's what they did to Bombalurina; she's supposed to be Demeter's loyal friend who (along with Munkustrap) would protect her. Why is she in cahoots with Macavity in the movie? Why couldn't we have gotten the 2D animated version with Spielberg? At least that version looked promising...

  • @jenneacubero1036
    @jenneacubero1036 4 года назад +44

    You'd think if T.S. Elliot knew of this version he would've allowed Disney to adapt his poems?

  • @MadNinjaGirl
    @MadNinjaGirl 4 года назад +28

    And to think we could’ve had the beautiful 2d animated movie with Spielberg at the helm... Truly, we live in a timeline most dark.

  • @TajFaerie
    @TajFaerie 4 года назад +48

    Sometimes I feel bad for Webber. He's had amazing success onstage and yet seems so, for lack of a better word, greedy for film recognition which only results in putting the flaws in his stage shows on blast.

    • @CarolinaMouse
      @CarolinaMouse 4 года назад +10

      I honestly blame universal more for that and in this case it’s universal and Tom Hooper who are to blame. Lloyd Webber not so much oh no wait wait wait no it’s Taylor Swift Universal and Tom Hooper not necessarily in that order. I say Taylor Swift because she wrote beautiful ghosts and well beautiful ghosts didn’t need to be the award bait song when you have memory already in the show for it both on stage and screen and plus yeah It was just mostly for that song it’s pretty but come on nothing compared to Lloyd Webber’s work.

    • @TajFaerie
      @TajFaerie 4 года назад +11

      @@CarolinaMouse Webber owns these IPs. When I say greedy I mean him historically picking directors who are famous for gritty realism or superhero movies when he knows that he doesn’t create those musicals. He wants the film recognition so bad that he’s willing to let someone who doesn’t understand his work, strip it for parts. So no I don’t blame universal or Taylor because the fact of the matter is these movies wouldn’t get made if he didn’t want them made. Between Joel Schumacher in Phantom and now this, he seems desperate. And this is coming from a fan.

    • @jasonblalock4429
      @jasonblalock4429 4 года назад +1

      @@TajFaerie So what you're saying is that we need an adaptation of Love Never Dies directed by Denis Villeneuve?
      (sorry sorry sorry)

    • @stevenmaginnis1965
      @stevenmaginnis1965 2 года назад

      One of Lloyd Webber's earliest backers was Robert Stigwood. After seeing Stigwood trash the Beatles with the 1978 'Sgt. Pepper movie,' I shudder to think that he could have produced a 'Cats' 'movie even worse then this!

  • @scoutart1508
    @scoutart1508 4 года назад +28

    One sentence that would have been fair is the following comment: TOM HOOPER MUST GO TO AN ANIMATION COURSE TO LEARN ABOUT BASIC ANIMATION PROCESS TO AVOID INSULTING to ARTISTS

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 2 года назад +4

      Either that or be issued a restraining order keeping him far away from all musicals for the rest of his life.

  • @kokepasu4583
    @kokepasu4583 4 года назад +41

    Robert Fairchild was my mom's childhood friend! They went to dance school together :)

    • @angelacamack1699
      @angelacamack1699 4 года назад +9

      He was one of the only good things about the movie. I just wish he was given more of a chance to dance.

  • @janmikhailgaid4562
    @janmikhailgaid4562 4 года назад +30

    Tom Hooper, Rebel Wilson and James Corden definitely deserved their Razzie wins. Let's hope the future film adaptation of Starlight Express won't repeat the mistakes of Cats.

    • @thecinematicmind
      @thecinematicmind 4 года назад +5

      It’s a shame for Lee Hall because he did an outstanding job on Billy Eillot and the musical adaptation.

  • @laurenrogers
    @laurenrogers 4 года назад +10

    That "authentic", Tom Hooper-directed style of live movie musical singing sets off my fight or flight response dear lord

  • @nathanforester5993
    @nathanforester5993 4 года назад +69

    Oh boy do I have a lot to say about this, for one thing there was originally going to be an animated version back in the 90's directed by Steven Spielberg and made by Amblin, but due to what happened this never came to fruition. Also the characters singing verses of the songs that are sung about them by other characters is a big problem, yes most of them do this in the show but they sing their own verses. The designs are...yeah, when you make the Sleepwalkers from Sleepwalkers look like the cute and cuddly felines they're supposed to be weak against seem tame by comparison, then you know you have problems. The Broadway musical's makeup is made to indeed look like they are stylized humanoid cats, and their graceful movements are evidence of this. I have no problems with Judi Dench as Old Deutronomy, although in my mind BRIAN BLESSED will ALWAYS be my Deutronomy (since he was him in the original 1981 stage play, and also performed a double role as Bustopher too). Grizzabella however, yeah too young to be singing about how she feels like she misses the good ol days, she is supposed to be elderly in the musical, not specifically mentioned as being elderly but used to beautiful but is now haggard or 'ancient looking' as in a fallen angel/fallen from grace and yes I am aware she has been made a bit younger in the musical as of recent, but still she's supposed to be elderly. Rum Tum Tugger is pretty much the Mick Jagger of Cats according to Webber.
    Also about Bustopher in this, there's more to him than his weight in the show, in the show Bustopher is a wealthy cat who enjoys the finer things in life and yes he has extravagant taste and isn't afraid to be proud of it either. Also...yeah, Macavity's song in the show is ABOUT Macavity, not sung by him unlike how it is here, speaking of Macavity...yeah, stage Macavity looks demonic and badass with his darth maul-esque markings and all, this Macavity on the other hand makes you question your sexuality, hey Macavity, that's Tugger's job.

    • @lillianward2810
      @lillianward2810 4 года назад +6

      I mean, I think Betty Buckley and Elaine Page were pretty young (30s) when they played Grizabella but the stage makeup is so much better than evoking age than the VFX here.

    • @jenniferschillig3768
      @jenniferschillig3768 4 года назад +7

      @@lillianward2810 Mmm...some recent revivals have shown Griz to be younger, and it's true that the original poem (or unfinished fragment thereof) never said that she was actually old. It's implied/coded that she's a "fallen woman", since Tottenham Court was well-known to be a hangout for hookers. So it could be simply rough living that's prematurely aged her, along with poor health/injuries from said life (notice the revival's Grizabella has a scar on her forehead).

    • @nathanforester5993
      @nathanforester5993 3 года назад +5

      @@jenniferschillig3768 true, she has the 'used to be beautiful/attractive but now is rather dishevelled due to a rough life'

  • @ryanschwartz4959
    @ryanschwartz4959 3 года назад +7

    Interesting side-note about the film's special effects: some technical glitches made their way into the release-day digital cinema package, so a separate package was sent out a week later that corrected these glitches. THAT'S how rushed the special effects were.

  • @onyx_alagasia
    @onyx_alagasia 4 года назад +3

    Thank you for not blindly criticizing the original. It doesn't try to be overly serious or plot-driven, and it works for the show.

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 4 года назад +163

    How does the 2003 Cat in the hat movie has a better looking cat than this 2019 film ?.😑

    • @LegoMelonz15
      @LegoMelonz15 4 года назад +34

      They at least had actual makeup and physical effects for The Cat In The Hat

    • @harrytodhunter5078
      @harrytodhunter5078 4 года назад +31

      Because they actually embraced the weirdness in TCITH instead of trying to make a serious-ish adaptation

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 4 года назад +21

      At least "Cat in the Hat" had practical makeup effects, impressive for 2003 standards. This makes the garish, 2019 CGI cats all the more creepy! 🙀

    • @SEELE-ONE
      @SEELE-ONE 4 года назад +1

      You just put another nail in the coffin of this movie with this comment xD

    • @waterdog737
      @waterdog737 4 года назад

      Amen

  • @tenten1834
    @tenten1834 3 года назад +9

    “All I wanted was to be wanted” Taylor basically already used this lyric in Fifteen with “when all you wanted was to be wanted”

    • @tsifirakiehl4250
      @tsifirakiehl4250 5 месяцев назад

      Yeah, you can really tell she got this one in at the last minute.

  • @thefilmwatcher1216
    @thefilmwatcher1216 3 года назад +9

    Why on earth was this not an animated movie? It would've been energetic and fun, not hideously frightening. I haven't even seen the movie, but it is freaky looking.

  • @juliamavroidi8601
    @juliamavroidi8601 4 года назад +17

    I'm still convinced that Starlight Express would have been the better gimmicky, incredibly 80s, Oddly-Sexual-For-A-Family-Show, Style-Over-Substance ALW musical to turn into a movie. At least it has somewhat of a plot. And train-human-hybrids might have been not quite as terrifying as the cat-human-hybrids we got

  • @littlemiss187
    @littlemiss187 2 месяца назад +2

    Sonic's "Uh, meow?" line was a warning sign for this movie. Thanks Sonic.

  • @yeetusdeleetus650
    @yeetusdeleetus650 4 года назад +13

    I remember when I saw this movie. I hated the music so much I had to see what the oringal music sounded like. So on the ride home I listed to the Bway cast recording and fell in love. I guess some good can come with the bad.

  • @KarmikCykle
    @KarmikCykle Месяц назад +2

    The part about the cursed monkey's paw had me pausing to laugh for a solid minute.

  • @fad23
    @fad23 4 года назад +61

    I need a playlist of Cats movie essays. I've seen the movie a handful of times even though I agree with all the criticisms.

    • @sodapop81
      @sodapop81 4 года назад +10

      Watch Sideways!

    • @Ayden_B
      @Ayden_B 4 года назад +5

      Lindsay Ellis has a great one

    • @fad23
      @fad23 4 года назад +5

      @@sodapop81 I've seen Sideways, Maggie Mae Fish and Lindsey Ellis' videos so far. Possibly more, but I'd need to look.

    • @fad23
      @fad23 4 года назад +1

      I went to see this 3x in theatres, but primarily because I fell asleep the first two times. I watched it again once I got the blu-ray, as well as the commentary.

    • @anastaff9810
      @anastaff9810 4 года назад +5

      Watch Sideways' video if you wanna know criticism about main things about the plot and ALL of the musical problems. Watch Lindsay Ellis' one to know more about the production itself

  • @wallacephillips9880
    @wallacephillips9880 4 года назад +7

    Did you know this musical was going to be a hand-drawn animated film back in the 90's?
    Steven Spielberg's Amblimation was going to make it and the concept art was beautiful, but the studio went bankrupt after their first three films bombed.
    Also back in the 70's, Disney asked T.S. Elliot's widow if they could adapt the poems into an animated film, but she said "NO!"

  • @AndrewB..
    @AndrewB.. 4 года назад +41

    This is gonna be GOOD

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 4 года назад +2

      Yep, 2021 is looking rosy already, if only because Diva is giving this musical disaster the beat down it SO deserves! 😎❣️

    • @aussieman3021
      @aussieman3021 4 года назад +2

      Garfield is what you would call an anthropomorphic cat, not these creatures.

    • @colleen4ever
      @colleen4ever 4 года назад

      @@trinaq Don;t get so perky already,. that's what people said about Jan 2020!

  • @DemiSemme
    @DemiSemme 4 года назад +12

    I saw this in theatres accompanied with a Star-Wars themed cocktail. I cackled more often than not.

    • @nudgificator
      @nudgificator 4 года назад +2

      My sister and I were keeping our baffled amusement subdued as much as possible for the sake of other people, but absolutely lost it at Ian McKellen's 'Macavittyyyyyy......' when he got captured.

  • @franinconverse
    @franinconverse 4 года назад +19

    I am super happy you are covering this case! I never got to see Cats live but I adore the filmed staged version because it's just the right amount of weird and the dancing is fantastic. I will never ever forgive Hooper for what he put the SFX team through and the fact that all the blame for everything was put at their feet when it was not their fault in any way seeing as they did the best with what little they were given

  • @Theturtleowl
    @Theturtleowl 4 года назад +12

    And now, let's hope that there will never be a trilogy of Tom Hooper musicals.

    • @obiwankenobi9141
      @obiwankenobi9141 3 года назад +3

      Please don’t let him adapt Sunday in the park with George.

  • @charlieni645
    @charlieni645 4 года назад +33

    Pro: everyone is making videos shit on Cats and they never fail to entertain.
    Con: I have to listen to slippets of the torturous renditions of several numbers in the film.

  • @Bealzabub
    @Bealzabub 4 года назад +12

    From what I've heard, Webber actual had little to no control over the creative team for the movie and even spoke out (as politely britishly passive aggressively as he could) that he was not pleased with any of it. I wouldn't be surprised if Hooper got brought in at the behest of a producer, and Webber found out somewhere after the fact, simply due to how long this movie has been in production hell.

    • @BrightWulph
      @BrightWulph 3 года назад +2

      You know, I wouldn't be surprised if this was the case tbh. 🤔

  • @lilyofthevalley2048
    @lilyofthevalley2048 2 года назад +7

    I’ve always felt they screwed up big time not making this an animated movie. If I wanted to watch people dressed as cats prancing around and singing on stage, I’d go see the musical.
    The whole point of making a film from a stage production is to show and do things you can’t in the theatre. Things like actual cats singing and dancing.

  • @questworldiangreenknight7455
    @questworldiangreenknight7455 4 года назад +17

    I hope they never let Tom Hooper near a musical ever again. I am so glad the guy who did Crazy Rich Asians is doing Wicked

  • @Theturtleowl
    @Theturtleowl 4 года назад +7

    The idea behind Bustopher Jones is that he is able to eat so well in this junkyard. He is admired (at least in the stage musical) by the other cats because he lives so well. The fact that he is fat is not an insult per se, he is the only cat that is fat in the musical because he is the only cat who is able to become fat.
    But the movie just went "Whahaha, fat person is fat cat lol".

    • @naomistarlight6178
      @naomistarlight6178 4 года назад +2

      I feel like even though it's one of my least favorite musicals, the musical deserved better than this movie by far.

  • @FillaneAmmisto
    @FillaneAmmisto 4 года назад +29

    The video is up for 4 minutes and I already know it's going to be gold.
    Edit: yes it's gold

  • @shotyslawa
    @shotyslawa 4 года назад +5

    I can't exactly pinpoint the source of this claim, but I recall that apparently Tom Hooper grew up with the audio recording of the musical, which contained the first version of Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer. ALW reportedly hates the first version and would prefer it gone (even in his commentary to 1998 version he made a few comments on how much more he enjoys that 7/8 tempo), so I think it's safe to assume that it was Tom Hooper who was responsible for the choice to include the inferior version in the movie.

  • @elee9193
    @elee9193 3 года назад +8

    I try not to blame the actress too much for her lacklustre ‘beautiful ghosts’, since according to interviews she didn’t get the lyrics til the morning of filming and didn’t actually know the song very well

  • @fionamasters1822
    @fionamasters1822 4 года назад +15

    Macavity scared me as a child when I watched my mom's anniversary DVD of cats. When I saw him pretty much turned into a comedic character really pissed me off. And the fact they wasted an amazing actor like that argh!

    • @HappiestMango
      @HappiestMango 4 года назад +7

      Exactly
      I don't recall any of the characters being afraid of him the way they were in the musical, they just seemed annoyed

    • @fionamasters1822
      @fionamasters1822 4 года назад +4

      @@HappiestMango right?! The whole climactic fight in the actual musical between him and munkustrap (however you spell it) was intense with the horns and drums plus some choreography. But here it was "meh it's macavitiy, ignore him maybe he will go away"

  • @C.V317
    @C.V317 3 года назад +4

    As much as this musical confounds me, I have to say, “Cats: Candidates for the Heaviside Layer” sounds like the title to a kickass anime...

    • @SW23252
      @SW23252 3 года назад

      OK, there's probably a Cats anime out there *_SOMEWHERE_* ....

  • @jenniferschillig3768
    @jenniferschillig3768 4 года назад +7

    I'd love to see you do an At The Source for Cats...covering not just Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats, but the backstory behind the unfinished and unpublished Grizabella poem and the other Eliot poems that inspired both her story and "Memory."

  • @cdagyekybcrpaa
    @cdagyekybcrpaa 10 месяцев назад +3

    You know your movie is bad when Andrew Lloyd Webber, the creator & songwriter of the original play and lifelong cat lover, decides to _adopt a dog_ for the first time in his entire life after its release.

  • @stefanfilipovits21
    @stefanfilipovits21 4 года назад +13

    I’ve been on ketamine for pain management and the things I saw then were less frightening than the things I saw watching Cats 2019

  • @samanthablaw6717
    @samanthablaw6717 4 года назад +15

    The fact that this was made by the same guy who did FREAKING LES MISERABLES amazes me

  • @ClassicDepravities
    @ClassicDepravities 4 года назад +11

    Diehard cats fan here. it's been my favorite musical for a good two decades, and though it IS among the weirdest and stupidest musicals ever, I still love it. from the moment it was announced though, i knew this movie would be absolutely terrible. you can't adapt this shit. theater is the only place Cats works. but it was SO mind-bogglingly awful in so many ways that i can't help but adore it. I've watched it more times in quarantine than i'm willing to admit.

  • @dillonohlemiller9027
    @dillonohlemiller9027 3 года назад +9

    The 1998 direct to video version is the REAL live action adaptation. Fight me

  • @Alphawolf2017
    @Alphawolf2017 4 года назад +23

    We **Knew** it was coming....We were prepared for it! We weren't disappointed!

  • @masonallen3961
    @masonallen3961 3 года назад +7

    2020: Cats is the worst musical movie ever made.
    Sia: Hold my beer.

  • @becuaseimbored3481
    @becuaseimbored3481 4 года назад +8

    With the song numbers they had a machine that switched a click track to the orchestra trying to make a soundtrack on the fly to match the actors winging it.

  • @digifreak90
    @digifreak90 7 месяцев назад +1

    One of the best ways I've heard someone explain the issue with the character design in the movie is this:
    In the stage play, the characters were Humans as cats.
    In the movie, they were cats as humans.

  • @baalgodofrain
    @baalgodofrain 4 года назад +19

    I absolutely expected for this movie to have 10 sins like Love Nevers Dies

    • @HappiestMango
      @HappiestMango 4 года назад +5

      I expected it to have more

    • @Eviltwin531
      @Eviltwin531 4 года назад +6

      I think it was hard to point out individual sins because the whole mess was one big sin from start to finish.

  • @pinkpink-kb6dl
    @pinkpink-kb6dl 4 года назад +3

    Highly recommend the video on cats by Sideways. He dives deep into how the music choices are fundamentally broken. This video was more about the visuals and story, so Sideway's audio focused video is a perfect pairing

  • @disgruntledcashier503
    @disgruntledcashier503 4 года назад +2

    21:48 Munkustrap looks like he ate way too many catnip brownies and is trying really hard to focus on not dying

  • @kyoyameganebereznoff
    @kyoyameganebereznoff 4 года назад +19

    I found the epilogue particularly distressing: furry Judy Dench staring directly into my soul for several full minutes while the sun rises, brightening the lighting and making all the terrible animation all the more apparent.

  • @matthewmeehan9155
    @matthewmeehan9155 4 года назад +9

    Judi Dench is in the movie because she was meant to be in the original stage cast. But she snapped her Achilles tendon and had to pull out.

  • @kenshinhimura2322
    @kenshinhimura2322 4 года назад +3

    Thanks for doing the movie and not the stage musical. I think we all would have rioted. Lol.

  • @andysmith5806
    @andysmith5806 3 года назад +4

    I’d say Skimbleshanks is the best part of the movie. I love the song and the tap dancing is awesome. I wish I got to SEE the tap dancing though,

  • @rosebyanyname
    @rosebyanyname 4 года назад +7

    A milestone that is well deserved. Congratulations to Diva and the bailiff!!

  • @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose
    @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose 4 года назад +22

    Oh how most of us called this one...and how fitting, since Sideways just did a video on CATS 2019 music as well. 😆
    Happy 100th episode, Diva, here's to 100 more! 🥂

  • @MissCaraMint
    @MissCaraMint 4 года назад +8

    Well to be fair to this movie. It did get me to watch the 1998 filmed stage version again.