Tom: “What’s like the city rules about taking out a cayote?” Rogan: “The city rules? you keep your mouth shut! Shoot, shovel and shut up” lol greatest line.
lmao and Joe needs to stop getting so fucking high, he had an expert on coyotes on the podcast that told him shooting them isn't a good way to get rid of coyotes because the females just have more babies if an adult goes missing...
@@mediocrates1937 Well, tell your "expert" we successfully eradicated the coyotes out of our area by shooting them, because hoping they'd go away just wasn't working.
I think Duncan Trussell (ep. 1444 where they're doing shrooms) is fantastic. Duncan always into the nature of reality and how we're all different aspects of 'God's means he treats everyone nicely and with respect. Easily my favorite guest of Joe's (Joe did say if he had to choose 10 people to be marooned on an island with, Duncan would be his first pick.
@@RG-tm7uq Yeah, tried watching Bert's new special and at most I had one subtle chuckle. Disappointing, because I want to like Bert, he works hard but he's far not in my top 50 stand-up comedians. I like Tom, seen him a few times live, but I watched his new special last night and it was my least favorite of all his specials. A lot of his jokes were just reworks of his old stuff. Bill Burr does that too, but he changes it up enough that it seems new, well thought out and funny.
Hes so charismatic and friendly tho it seems as though just about every comedian/MMA dude is his closest friend, almost frustrating cuz then I wonder which ones are his real/lifelong friends
I like bill burr, Louis, and John mulaney. I just didnt give him a chance and now he's one of my favorites. I did the same with mulaney, I dont know what it is with me and giving comedians I dont know a chance.
I don't think acting like ivermectin (a drug that according to Pierre Kory could have literally made covid go extinct if it had been used early enough in the pandemic) is just some random treatment that stupid Republicans, who just want to kill you with covid, parade around for no reason. Tom Segura is kind to whoever it is popular to be kind to and his proliferation of the lies about ivermectin have allowed covid to become established (permanently) by producing variants all because he couldn't keep his mouth shut about s*** he doesn't understand.
@@Savvymoon- it was never allowed to be studied on a large enough scale that the FDA would approve it for treatment of covid (solely because it's not profitable) even though it's been used on humans for all kinds stuff for more than 30 years. Really you can assure me? of *what* exactly??? my body fat % is like 15 percent and I have a resting heart rate of 52 but yeah I am well fed (on healthy food) so I'll give you that one 🤓
@@Savvymoon- and ivermectin's efficacy *is* established so much so that Pfizer is now working on a generic version and you can bet your ass they're going to mark up the price by like %1500!
@Db that belief system might be dumb, but you are working off some large leaps and assumptions. Not all that exists is because of us? We transform and manipulate our environment to best fit our survival we didn't actually create anything.
If you haven't already I strongly suggest looking up the YMH (Your Mom's House, his podcast with his wife and fellow comedian Christina P) bit where they play "Would you rather" debating molestation from a grandparent and being mentally retarded. Legitimately one of the funniest things I have ever seen; can't rewatch it without pissing myself.
@@Michael-fs2we Coronavirus isnt the name of the current disease its the name of the category. For example its like someone in a tv show saying "American" and you saying its proof that Roosevelt is still alive. Yes he was American but no hes not that American.
A, chose to be bald, pot head hunter with a DMT fetish that made his money commentating things who then got sit around for 10+ years in a giant arcade getting stoned talking to his friends about weird shit on the interwebs? I mean that's my grandpa without the money... or the internet... and the arcade... throw in a trailer park
The story about conor fighting the mountain and just staying away until he tired out and won cracked me up. That's literally what oberyn did in game of thrones and basically won until he got cocky.
the actual funny thing is, that whole thing was a publicity stunt and the mountain was told to go easy on Connor cause he had a fight coming up soon. He was literally told to pretty much let Connor hit him. Hafthor aka the mountain openly talked about this much later during a podcast when this was no longer important.
I feel like it’s a slightly more serious podcast then we’re used to seeing.. still not too shabby, least it’s some sort of entertainment in this time!!
...followed by: "What were we talking about? We're not even high." This 67 yo is rockin' a fatty and remembering almost everything, feeling better by the minute. Gave up booze many decades ago. LOL getting old is great! Just a matter of perspective and health.
"Shoot, shovel and shut up", this was super interesting to me. In Sweden we have the saying "Skjut, tig, gräv" (Shoot, don't speak, dig), interesting to see the same phrase on a different continent too.
@@scottcantdance804 yeah germanic in origin Gräva means dig. Window is also Nordic in origin, wind eye/vindöga, but we say fönster now which is latin fenestra
There it is!!! 🔥💯👍 That explains my sister to a T. She's shit with most people (especially my parents and siblings and even her own kids a lot of time), but she has a shit ton of small pets. They don't contest her or call her out on anything and if they die, there's always another stray she'll take in. Thank you!!!
Yep. Very true, and I am a pet owner!! But then I wouldn't even have pets if people didn't keep breeding them and not looking after them. I do love them btw. I'm not a monster!
I was walking out of the food court at Harrods in London late last year. I looked up and locked eyes with a chubby white guy with a grubby beard. I was so surprised to see him that I blurted out "Bert" while giving him a friendly slap on the shoulder. He nodded and smirked. I continued walking and seconds later realized it wasn't Bert. It was Tom. I felt bad because I didn't call him Bert intentionally, nor did I mean to invade his personal space. Anyway, sorry Tom. I hope you accept my apology.
I lost a dog when I was a teenager in highschool it was really rough , I basically grow up with him like a brother , I am 30 y/o now and I am scared to get a Dog now just to not lose another friend again...
I love that they brought up Traumatic Brain Injuries in athletes, people don't understand how crazy that is. When I was in the Army, in Airborne school we had a team of researchers from the NFL following our training to better understand how TBI is caused. It is insane to me that the physical trauma Football players go through is comparable to the physical trauma soldiers go through jumping out of planes and combat situations.
Ikr. you even see him at the start hold onto Connor and then let him go. Someone actually did the calculation's and he can literally crush a mans head like he did in GoT. To be fair, Connor could get a knock-out hit in, he is a pro and striking is his thing, but if that fails, he is dead.
11:47 One of my closest friends was an Offensive Tackle for U of M, and later NY Giants/Tampa Bay, and he was 6'8" 320lbs. He was a beast, and part of the "97 U of M crew. However, when we'd be partying, when you paired mass upon mass, he won, yet I would always sneak up on him, and do a simple Judo arm pull to the ground at 90d. He would almost fall everytime, and he would grab me up later, saying, "Man, you are the only one who knows how to get me (unbalanced)". All the years with this guy, I had his secret, but in almost every case, this homeboy would part every participants Red Sea.
Erlyk Dalkien honestly don’t get me wrong I like him too but Tom made me a little sad on here Bert yesterday helped hype his friends special so hard but not a peep for Bert about his just made me feel like I’d want Bert as a friend over Tom in my opinion tho fat chance of even meeting ether right lol
I agree ! Fun pointless fact, if you watch his Netflix special disgraceful ... if you see a dude wearing a Kansas City chiefs hat in the 2 nd row right in front of him..... that’s ya boy 🤘🏼🤘🏼😂😂😂
see my comments above Joe is off his rocker about connor and the Mountain. The Mountain would have put connor in the Morgue if He let go even a little bit
it went both ways...Conor wasn't going hard either....if he had hit him full board the Mountain couldn't handle it. He is too fast. Its not a knock on the big man...Conor is a professional fighter...
so..by this logic you guys assume size and strength wins every time? I have seen many big strong guys knocked out by smaller faster guys. In this case the smaller faster guy is a professional UFC Fighter...I am not a big Conor fan. I just think 99.9% of professional fighters can beat the shit out of 99.9% of big slow actors.
Joe: "There's always gonna be someone that agrees with your stupid point" Tom: "..." Tom: "Yup, that's true" LMAO I dont think either of them caught that.
If you think known recluse Dave Chappelle is gonna leave his sleepy town in Ohio to come to the most populated city in America during a global pandemic, you are dumber than Brendan Schaub. He might do a Skype call tho 😂
SSS is sort of a country thing, I've always heard it as "Shoot, Shovel, Silence." Basically, if something wanders onto your land (neighbors dog) to the point of being a problem, you shoot it, bury it, and never talk about it again. My dad taught me that, and I have no idea if he's ever done it, because of the last S.
@@Tuv0x doesn't help that the cops in the country act as animal control atleast in my area so they tell you in a politically correct manner to just shoot the animal that is causing the problem and shut up about it
Exactly. Joes a fucking idiot if he thinks the Mountain wasn't just toying around with Conor for fun and not wanting to seriously hurt him. Weight classes in combat sports exist for a reason.
i forgot they talked about the dogs, sadly my dog passed away3weeks ago and i’m crying just typing this. she helped me so mush. she was a good girl. i miss her so much
Joe, this is my first ever RUclips comment. I’m a huge fan of you and Tom. I saw you last time you were in Calgary. Haven’t seen Tom live yet. Just wanted to thank you for saving my life Joe. Keep being awesome bro! I know you’ll never see this but whatever
LOL The Mountain was messing around. If you know him you can tell by his whole demeanour he wasn't even trying. As soon as he got his hands on him the first time it would've been over.
Connor still has a fighting chance though, it could go any way in a real fight. Thor can't even break into a light jog, hes too heavy. When your oponent is more than 30% your mass, its true most people wouldn't stand a chance but Connor is absolutely a master fighter.
The reason duck egg yolks have such a thick texture is actually because of the lytosernum peristolpa which is a naturally produced hormone in some breeds of ducks. The reason chickens do not have this is due to an evolutionary trait that actually none of this is true I made it all up I’m just quarantined and bored 😐
No you are actually correct, lytosernum peristolpa actually binds to the adrigelous receptors of the brain in the ganglionic region and inhibits the growth of serolodin nucleotide compounds.
Yeah man definetly yeah. I heard a grown duck cooked taste a little rubbery like fatty kind of. Is it the thick skin or the actual meat that makes it that way ? I don't know.
@@nemesisprime9415 i haven't stopped going in and out of laughter at this. Imagine if that journalist asked the president if a cabinet member called it The Fluigi haha
400lb guy, not 300lb. Also, The Mountain definitely does some cardio; he's a strongman, not a powerlifter. He's never gonna have the cardio of a 150lb man, but he's a top level athlete
@@DarkOneIllustrations He had Oberst on, I would have thought he learned something about the sport. Strongman is almost like what Crossfit tries to pretend it is, especially with some of the events they've added lately.
@Jack it really is. Dogs are family. I'm a dog lover myself, despite being attacked by one when I was 8 years old and nearly losing my left eye. Thankfully all I carry with me now is a scar underneath my eye, and one on my eyelid.
Tom: “What’s like the city rules about taking out a cayote?” Rogan: “The city rules? you keep your mouth shut! Shoot, shovel and shut up” lol greatest line.
real shit tho 😂
You should probably just stick to the shut up part lol
lmao and Joe needs to stop getting so fucking high, he had an expert on coyotes on the podcast that told him shooting them isn't a good way to get rid of coyotes because the females just have more babies if an adult goes missing...
@@mediocrates1937 Well, tell your "expert" we successfully eradicated the coyotes out of our area by shooting them, because hoping they'd go away just wasn't working.
Not if you shoot enough of them.
Segura seems like the nicest human and the friend we all wish we had.
Until he's watching you shower... His name is Tom
Why? because he talks slowly in a low voice? Some of you people are so weird lol! This guy might be the worst human ever you don't know him
I think Duncan Trussell (ep. 1444 where they're doing shrooms) is fantastic. Duncan always into the nature of reality and how we're all different aspects of 'God's means he treats everyone nicely and with respect.
Easily my favorite guest of Joe's (Joe did say if he had to choose 10 people to be marooned on an island with, Duncan would be his first pick.
He’s also really fuckin dark though. 😂😂
Have you seen his and his wife's podcast? He's super mean. Funny, but occasionally very mean.
Couldn't finish the Bert one, he has the same conversation with everyone. Tom got that depth. Depth Champ.
No Man's High described on point, people can be so different, everyone has his own features, its so nice
Bert is so lucky for landing that travel channel contract 🤣 he is not funny
@@RG-tm7uq Yeah, tried watching Bert's new special and at most I had one subtle chuckle. Disappointing, because I want to like Bert, he works hard but he's far not in my top 50 stand-up comedians. I like Tom, seen him a few times live, but I watched his new special last night and it was my least favorite of all his specials. A lot of his jokes were just reworks of his old stuff. Bill Burr does that too, but he changes it up enough that it seems new, well thought out and funny.
Was 20 min into berts and automatically left to come to Tom's.
No Man's High exactly
Tom segura looks like he teaches karate at the dumpster behind a cosco
That sounds like it would be a little close to home for you
Kristie C he definitely does... this guy hit the nail on the head
I'm not sure if it was karate but he taught me something behind the dumpster
He's teaching with Steven Segal. They show up to practice in a "Skippy."
Ha!
Joe is hitting us with all his good friends all at once and I'm really diggin it
Yeah, damn near feel like your in the group text with em' lmao
Nick the Stampede right!? Would be cool if the following line up is Tom Papa, and Greg Fitzsimmons directly after Tom.
Would like to see another Theo soon
Hes so charismatic and friendly tho it seems as though just about every comedian/MMA dude is his closest friend, almost frustrating cuz then I wonder which ones are his real/lifelong friends
NEED JOEY MOTHER FUCKING DIAZ NEXT!!!!
"The elites dont want you to know this but the ducks at the park are free, you can take them home. I have 458 Ducks" Alex Jones
Lou RahKneeRi0 , Birds Aren’t Real (.com) Look into it... Spread the word...
Lmfao
@@mkwilson38 preaching the gospel!
I’ve heard this quote before lmao
😂
Didn't even take two minutes for Joe to say "elk" 😂
I was literally about to comment the same thing, ive never seen a man so passionate about anything before
lol is this the new Animal , has he stopped the Ape talk
@Chris Jjjj if the shooter has a good aim then it probably doesn't matter if you're 30lb or 300lb. No one can outrun a bullet.
@Chris Jjjj "bullets are much harder to dodge if your 300lbs" LOL did you really write that.
@@donmartin2133 lol what a dumb twat
I love how easily they can do Joey's voice. That whole section had me 💀
Tom Segura looks like he sells Komodo dragons and tamales out of his van
He always looks like he's wearing his teenage son's hoodie to take trash to curb
Authentic Japanese blades with every reptile 6 pounds and up
Wait till you see Fedsmoker
@@djr_drums RIP Stay feathering 🙏🙏
😂
I recently discovered Tom and I am wondering how the f I haven't seen his work before! He is hands down one of the best comedians of our time.
I liked him on this is not happening. He’s awesome
Dude...I hope you're watching his podcast now
@@die4race I’m not but I will now
@@WesitoxD well...actually he does 2 podcasts , one with his wife and another one with Bert kriescher , and they're both fucking hilarious !
I like bill burr, Louis, and John mulaney. I just didnt give him a chance and now he's one of my favorites. I did the same with mulaney, I dont know what it is with me and giving comedians I dont know a chance.
When Marshal eats better than 90% of humanity.
truth tæller meat, kibble and a raw egg
that KETO diet
Kibble is really shit food for dogs, eggs are pretty common and elk is...well elk is Joe's overrated game meat.
@@Roosyer "overrated" XD thanks lord meat.
Raw egg and kibble with occasional ground meat. Your poor AF
Joe your podcast really gets me through my shifts, I appreciate you
same here
Same
Same! Im a custodian and work overnights. Im alone all night, but these vids make it seem not as lonely lol
For real this gets my money stackin
@@nev3084 haha yo me too
Segura is easily my favorite of Rogan's 'comedian friend' podcasts.
Arthur Huynh He’s the funniest for sure
Arthur Huynh mine favorite is Theo, Rat King all day babyy! Gang gang son! Lol
Arthur Huynh Duncan is my favorite, but Big Mommy Buttplugs here is a REAL close second for me.
For sure
Uncle Joey will make you wash your mouth out with soap
I can't imagine what the NSA thinks of Jamie's search history. 😆
We love it
That's fucking deadly🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Holy shit he's over 9000!"
They'll come for his family (for collateral) FEDS: you give us your hard drive or Jennifer, MARK AND CINDY GO BYE BYE JAMIE: OK OK TAKE IT
Dead ass if someone can get me this link so I could send to my buddy's it'll make my day
I love it when Joe talks about bears. He get's so serious.
They look all fuzzy and cuddly but they are fucking monsters!
That’s because bears are humans. Look into it!
@Kassious Kelso berenstain.
😂😂😪🤣😂.
Dont go down that rabbit hole. Un worth
@Hatter TheMad Actually I have and I've been charged by grizzlies in AK. That's why I think it's funny. I used to live up there. :)
Joe: Look at this video of this guys face
Tom: Dude I am good
Tom segura has the kindest, most gentle mannerisms. He just seems like such a good guy.
I don't think acting like ivermectin (a drug that according to Pierre Kory could have literally made covid go extinct if it had been used early enough in the pandemic)
is just some random treatment that stupid Republicans, who just want to kill you with covid, parade around for no reason. Tom Segura is kind to whoever it is popular to be kind to and his proliferation of the lies about ivermectin have allowed covid to become established (permanently) by producing variants all because he couldn't keep his mouth shut about s*** he doesn't understand.
@@SCORCHED-EARTH it would have been established permanently regardless of Tom Segura, I can assure you of that one. But wow you seem well fed.
@@Savvymoon- it was never allowed to be studied on a large enough scale that the FDA would approve it for treatment of covid (solely because it's not profitable) even though it's been used on humans for all kinds stuff for more than 30 years. Really you can assure me?
of *what* exactly???
my body fat % is like 15 percent and I have a resting heart rate of 52 but yeah I am well fed (on healthy food) so I'll give you that one 🤓
@@Savvymoon- and ivermectin's efficacy *is* established so much so that Pfizer is now working on a generic version and you can bet your ass they're going to mark up the price by like %1500!
@@SCORCHED-EARTH what’s your problem dawg the initial comment had nothings to do with anything
It would be really cool if Young Jamie would link all of the videos that they talk about.
Seriously..like where's this grizzly video at
Gitgud
@@UnTangledUrn Instagram somewhere... it's real gory
Stop beating around the bush. If you want to see the black dudes hog just ask ya pussy
They can't show certain videos because of RUclips rules.
"Shoot, Shovel and Shut up" best advice ever.
Thats the 3 S's of doing sketchy stuff 😂🤣 but it was the best advice ever
I just heard it for the first time last night on a different podcast. Lol
Tom: I heard someone say that we are the virus and the earth is us. Joe: who said that? You did Joe on Duncan trussell episode lol
Joe is so profound
Lmfaoo
Jason Ryder it’s tru
Foot In mouth damn
@Db that belief system might be dumb, but you are working off some large leaps and assumptions. Not all that exists is because of us? We transform and manipulate our environment to best fit our survival we didn't actually create anything.
Me watching this in august still in lock down 👁👄👁
Keep strong, greetings from Utrecht, NL
@@pickandhoop Illinois i
I was just thinking the same damn thing...
@Bun Bun ..November 4th there will be no more "virus". #TRUMP2020
Gene Mounce nah you’re right, my best friend lost her father and grandmother within a month of each other because of...oh right, the virus....
Joe - "Losing a dog is rough"
Tom - "Yeah it's RUFF"
SUPER FUCKING UNDERRATED JOKE
haha
Amazing
Lol
went over my head
I like how they went from duck eggs to a bear killing a moose.
more like from duck eggs to a jacked black dude with an third leg
Joe's stoned
Tom is quickly becoming my favorite comedian
If you haven't already I strongly suggest looking up the YMH (Your Mom's House, his podcast with his wife and fellow comedian Christina P) bit where they play "Would you rather" debating molestation from a grandparent and being mentally retarded. Legitimately one of the funniest things I have ever seen; can't rewatch it without pissing myself.
Same as other comment said... look up and watch your moms house. Best podcast mommie, prepare for chest pains
Better pull your jeans up brother
@@jimmyfairmont9476 yea Tom's a clown. Now he's wearing the makeup to prove it.
He's getting older and I can see a little inspiration from Burr I think. Bert is becoming the Larry the Cable Guy of the group
”Shoot, Shovel and Shut up”
That’s a t-shirt man
Omg for real I'd pay for that
"Shoot, shovel, and shut up."
I just heard that phrase for the first time last night on one of Phil Robertson's podcasts. Lol
"Uhh, that's not how you find that Joe." Jamie 2020.
That's a Big Boss move right there
Our little boy is all grown up now 😢
Words of an Alpha Male
@@Michael-fs2we Coronavirus isnt the name of the current disease its the name of the category.
For example its like someone in a tv show saying "American" and you saying its proof that Roosevelt is still alive. Yes he was American but no hes not that American.
@@Michael-fs2we dumb
Joe Rogan will live forever because of this show. His great grandchildren will know exactly who their great grandfather was.
A, chose to be bald, pot head hunter with a DMT fetish that made his money commentating things who then got sit around for 10+ years in a giant arcade getting stoned talking to his friends about weird shit on the interwebs? I mean that's my grandpa without the money... or the internet... and the arcade... throw in a trailer park
How weird it going to be for his kids. When they in their 60s or older, they still could see so much about their dad.
Ray Jenkins that seems mean
Until RUclips eventually dies and the archives get corrupted
@@rayjenkins5832 hilarious.
The story about conor fighting the mountain and just staying away until he tired out and won cracked me up. That's literally what oberyn did in game of thrones and basically won until he got cocky.
the actual funny thing is, that whole thing was a publicity stunt and the mountain was told to go easy on Connor cause he had a fight coming up soon. He was literally told to pretty much let Connor hit him. Hafthor aka the mountain openly talked about this much later during a podcast when this was no longer important.
Italian mayor: I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE WITH A FLAMETHROWER
Joe: what a beautiful language
Sam Mick #bestcomment😂
2advanced2dance 💖
Thomas Lizzi 😂
Cole Thats Italy lol MOLTA PASSIONE
Thomas Lizzi well, grazie signore 😎
Joe: "Yeah."
Tom: "Yeah."
Joe: "Yeah."
♾
C SLow hahahahaha hahahahaha now I can’t un hear it
Yeah what's up with this episode lol they weren't vibing at all
@@zechariahross1444 #Coronamood
I feel like it’s a slightly more serious podcast then we’re used to seeing.. still not too shabby, least it’s some sort of entertainment in this time!!
...followed by: "What were we talking about? We're not even high." This 67 yo is rockin' a fatty and remembering almost everything, feeling better by the minute. Gave up booze many decades ago. LOL getting old is great! Just a matter of perspective and health.
Joe: "If you were a sociopath"
Tom: "well... yeah"
Have you seen his special? He talks about hurting kids! Lmao
@@BirdOfHermes83 saw him in Melbourne last year, everyone was dying of laughter
@@IkonWest OMG so he's a murderer too?
@Ramona Flowers I'll never forgive Felix "SwedenFuhrer" Kjellberg for what he did to Sven and his son.
Ramona Flowers what planet do you live on?
...the way they talked about diarrhea was just HILARIOUS! 🤣🤣🤣
I've never been a guy for such conversations, but that exchange made me laugh like mad.
"A 300lb dude slams you and hits with the Earth."
I laughed too hard at this
During this pandemic it's great to have a podcast with two comedians cheering us up with stories about dead pets.
I laughed.
This is regular random conversations.
Get with it
@@eclipse369. that sir was a joke.
Get with it
He prolly won't even realize it 3 yrs later @@s1cario411
"Shoot, shovel and shut up", this was super interesting to me. In Sweden we have the saying "Skjut, tig, gräv" (Shoot, don't speak, dig), interesting to see the same phrase on a different continent too.
Makes me wonder things... Good input Tzunsu
Raubtier!!!
Skjut gräv tig förresten
Do you know if gräv and grave share the same root word? I feel like they do. Same with skjut and shoot.
I don't know what tig could be though.
@@scottcantdance804 yeah germanic in origin
Gräva means dig.
Window is also Nordic in origin, wind eye/vindöga, but we say fönster now which is latin fenestra
"Maybe we should have it on a battleship"
Dana White: Creates fight island
Joe and Tom simultaneously: “the Jinx” ( as both of their heads nod)
Tom: did you see it?
Joe: nope.
Re women and cute little dogs: "They basically want a baby that they don't care too much if it dies."
He was quoting Tom from his new special.
There it is!!! 🔥💯👍 That explains my sister to a T. She's shit with most people (especially my parents and siblings and even her own kids a lot of time), but she has a shit ton of small pets. They don't contest her or call her out on anything and if they die, there's always another stray she'll take in. Thank you!!!
Yep. Very true, and I am a pet owner!!
But then I wouldn't even have pets if people didn't keep breeding them and not looking after them. I do love them btw. I'm not a monster!
My cat died 5 years ago and I still cry over him. I can not relate to not loving my animals like my kids
"I lost a dog two years ago... It's ruff"
- Joe Rogan
Rewatching this 4 months deep is kinda crazy
Dude!!. Lol
That IS crazy..... but have you tried DMT though
Haha I’m watching in October..
@@jenb3744 same
Even crazier 8 months
Us during quarentine: *eats contents of fridge, watches all of Netflix, consumes all Podcasts *
Tom: investigates big dick meme for charity
Great take!
D Bae yeah... he’s the dick detective, what do you expect?
Good one ☝🏾 😂
A true saint on earth
Settle down Joe. Hafthor wasn't actually fighting Conor.
I was walking out of the food court at Harrods in London late last year. I looked up and locked eyes with a chubby white guy with a grubby beard. I was so surprised to see him that I blurted out "Bert" while giving him a friendly slap on the shoulder. He nodded and smirked. I continued walking and seconds later realized it wasn't Bert. It was Tom. I felt bad because I didn't call him Bert intentionally, nor did I mean to invade his personal space. Anyway, sorry Tom. I hope you accept my apology.
I hope he reads this
I hope he sees this. Here take my like and get out
@@archiehickox6518 😂
Was he wearing make up ?
I went to the apollo to see his show late last year, it was excellent
"I lost a dog 2yrs ago; it's ruff."
"it's ruff."
i feel you bois
Tell me about it
ruff ruff
I lost a dog when I was a teenager in highschool it was really rough , I basically grow up with him like a brother , I am 30 y/o now and I am scared to get a Dog now just to not lose another friend again...
"I lost my dog last year."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah, it was ruff."
They missed a real opportunity by not calling Italian coronavirus *Tirami-flu*
Bravo....bravo
Yes, or Cannoli virus
Brilliant
Appreciate the kind responses.. my fiance didn't get it.. I was disappointed..
Hahaha that was so good
Joe Rogan “wanna see rocket man die?” Two minutes later. “Have some respect for him.”
I love that they brought up Traumatic Brain Injuries in athletes, people don't understand how crazy that is. When I was in the Army, in Airborne school we had a team of researchers from the NFL following our training to better understand how TBI is caused. It is insane to me that the physical trauma Football players go through is comparable to the physical trauma soldiers go through jumping out of planes and combat situations.
Italian mayor:"Aya barri bahji!"
Joe: "damn this guys not playin"
Tom didn’t realize that guy watching the bear and moose was just glassin’
OHH THATS SOO TRU!!! OMURRRRGOSHH! >_
I was waiting for the reference! So low and loose😤
My exact thought.
I can't fucking believe he didn't say it... Disappointed
beat me to it
Lmfao poor jaime 😂
"Im on the deep web guys"
Joe and Tom: *PULL IT UP ANYWAYS*
"there could be no shows for 6 months" .... Now working on a year
saw tom live in florida two months ago
Let's go for 2
"I got into a weird part of the internet man" - Young Jamie
#YngJamieOnTheseBeats
Smooth Jamie... let internet take the blame. 😏
💀💀💀
Joe “let’s see the original hog” Rogan
They should create an animated show where Theo Von voices a coyote
might well make him a windego
Or a dingo
Brilliant, Theo needs to voice a cartoon in some capacity for sure, needs to happen.
Theo seems to me like more of a Blue Tick Hound or a possum.
Omg yes
These two could do a radio show. These guys sound like they kick it as buds from time to time.
Imagine, in some alternate universe, joe rogan is... the grizzly punisher.
he kind of is in this one
this should be a movie
And another hes the bear
S a d you f
Owen Benjamin would be the bear villain who is actually the good guy
“Shoot, shovel and shut up”-Joe
The ol dick Cheney
The ol’ George Suros
The ol' Ted Cruz
The ol' Jimmy Savile
The Ol' Goodfellas
UFC 249: Main Card- Joe Rogan v. Joe Exotic
Is that you Carole Baskins....Ya Bitch!
Lol priceless
😂
That fight is really cursed. Now an atheist like me has started considering these things.
Lmfao
Tom mimicking his Brussels griffon made me lose my shit. So underrated.
When Jamie said "its doenst work that way Joe" who else gave a silent fist pump
Patrick Oneal why?
keep em coming these podcasts are keeping us from going completely insane
The Mountain will easily kill Connor. He was holding back. It was just an exhibition.
Ikr. you even see him at the start hold onto Connor and then let him go. Someone actually did the calculation's and he can literally crush a mans head like he did in GoT. To be fair, Connor could get a knock-out hit in, he is a pro and striking is his thing, but if that fails, he is dead.
Let's see it with swords
Size differences of that much usually end the same the giant dude grabbing and slamming you on your fucking face
11:47 One of my closest friends was an Offensive Tackle for U of M, and later NY Giants/Tampa Bay, and he was 6'8" 320lbs. He was a beast, and part of the "97 U of M crew. However, when we'd be partying, when you paired mass upon mass, he won, yet I would always sneak up on him, and do a simple Judo arm pull to the ground at 90d. He would almost fall everytime, and he would grab me up later, saying, "Man, you are the only one who knows how to get me (unbalanced)". All the years with this guy, I had his secret, but in almost every case, this homeboy would part every participants Red Sea.
my family duck egg farm is already in shambles.... calling the CEO to cancel JRE
you got that foie ?
Joe: "that's totalitarian"
Tom: "big fan"
underrated. that was gold
Tom has become one of my favorite personalities in the comedy world.
His eyes when he says the guy did 45 reps of 225 had me dieing.
Erlyk Dalkien honestly don’t get me wrong I like him too but Tom made me a little sad on here Bert yesterday helped hype his friends special so hard but not a peep for Bert about his just made me feel like I’d want Bert as a friend over Tom in my opinion tho fat chance of even meeting ether right lol
Why ?!
I agree ! Fun pointless fact, if you watch his Netflix special disgraceful ... if you see a dude wearing a Kansas City chiefs hat in the 2 nd row right in front of him..... that’s ya boy 🤘🏼🤘🏼😂😂😂
your duck eggs were very old if they were like that.. they go "claggy" when way old.. Marshall will still love em x
Dude Thor was afraid of breaking him. Seems like an adult that didn't want to hurt a toddler when they fight.
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that. I love how Joe calls him a "300 pound man" to emphasize how large he is, when in reality, he's 440.
He had his foot at the start. He could of thrown him into the wall but was just messing around. Granted Conor was aswell.
Joe misinterpreted that sparring session between Connor and The Mountain.
Completely, which is hilarious considering how much knowledge he has about fighting
Kinda cringey 😅
Disappointed. He literally said Connor fucked him up. Like what?
Best part is that a ton of us knew Joe from UFC before this, at least those of us too young remember News Radio, nor dumb enough to like Fear factor.
see my comments above Joe is off his rocker about connor and the Mountain. The Mountain would have put connor in the Morgue if He let go even a little bit
I thoroughly enjoyed the roasting of Gal Gadot's version of "Imagine" on Insta: 1:51:51 🤣
“They want a baby that they don’t care too much if it dies.” fkn hilarious
The Mountain was totally keeping it friendly. Joe's talkin like they're really sparring.
???
Sean O my thoughts exactly. Mountain could have picked him up with one arm.
it went both ways...Conor wasn't going hard either....if he had hit him full board the Mountain couldn't handle it. He is too fast. Its not a knock on the big man...Conor is a professional fighter...
@@masterbetty8839 that's absolutely ridiculous to say
Dean Vassil ok...
so..by this logic you guys assume size and strength wins every time? I have seen many big strong guys knocked out by smaller faster guys. In this case the smaller faster guy is a professional UFC Fighter...I am not a big Conor fan. I just think 99.9% of professional fighters can beat the shit out of 99.9% of big slow actors.
Joe: "There's always gonna be someone that agrees with your stupid point"
Tom: "..."
Tom: "Yup, that's true"
LMAO I dont think either of them caught that.
Haha, good spot.
Lmfao!
" Shoot. Shovel. and Shut up. " - Rogan hahaha. Love it!
“Spotting scope” nah he was just glassin
I haven't heard that in forever lmaoo
by the amount of likes that this comment has, I feel amazed and kind of proud how many people got this inside joke
Was so dissapointed he didn't say it.
Joe “owls are the professors of the woods” Rogan
I can’t tell if he’s fixated on Woodsy The Owl or the owl from the Tootsie Pop commercial. One or the other.
Aaron Dixon damn you beat me to it lol
How many licks
That sounds like a person who's been smoking their supplements and taking their daily weed...
But is he wrong
Joe needs to get Dave Chappelle on the show.
If you think known recluse Dave Chappelle is gonna leave his sleepy town in Ohio to come to the most populated city in America during a global pandemic, you are dumber than Brendan Schaub. He might do a Skype call tho 😂
@@dumpsterjedi6148
Never said he needs to do it right now, especially someone that lives far away, more of a general statement.
Dumpster Jedi
You aren’t using the force here
a good point of smoking too much weed is getting too watch these again like its the 1st time.....
I literally read your comment as I'm taking a big drag from a doobie
Alsome we all be watching this today.
High Octane as
“Shoot, shovel and shut up.” That must be a mob saying.
Shh
I always heard super country dudes say it
SSS is sort of a country thing, I've always heard it as "Shoot, Shovel, Silence." Basically, if something wanders onto your land (neighbors dog) to the point of being a problem, you shoot it, bury it, and never talk about it again. My dad taught me that, and I have no idea if he's ever done it, because of the last S.
@@Tuv0x doesn't help that the cops in the country act as animal control atleast in my area so they tell you in a politically correct manner to just shoot the animal that is causing the problem and shut up about it
Alberta premier said that when mad cow was making its rounds.. told farmers to stop blabbing lol
The Mountain would’ve done to Conor the same thing he did to Oberon Martell lol
Exactly. Joes a fucking idiot if he thinks the Mountain wasn't just toying around with Conor for fun and not wanting to seriously hurt him. Weight classes in combat sports exist for a reason.
I have incredible anxiety and I actually feel a sense of calm now that the world reflects how I've always felt.
Same
deserves more likes, underrated comment.
same
Bruh, ya fucking nailed it.
I Couldn't put it any better words. !!!!
⭐☀⭐☀⭐☀⭐☀⭐☀⭐😉
i forgot they talked about the dogs, sadly my dog passed away3weeks ago and i’m crying just typing this. she helped me so mush. she was a good girl. i miss her so much
I lost my cat last Thursday. I've never felt such pain before. Little guy was my best friend. Sorry you lost your dog.
Pussy
@@charlestrout3886 u r what u eat 🤷♂️👍
@@ECPlex that was so gay. You must be at least 40.
@@charlestrout3886 i know u are but what am i
Joe, this is my first ever RUclips comment. I’m a huge fan of you and Tom. I saw you last time you were in Calgary. Haven’t seen Tom live yet.
Just wanted to thank you for saving my life Joe. Keep being awesome bro! I know you’ll never see this but whatever
We see this!
"Do you even respect me anymore."
thats some serious farting.
You should see his mom fart
I was dyingg 😭
LOL The Mountain was messing around. If you know him you can tell by his whole demeanour he wasn't even trying. As soon as he got his hands on him the first time it would've been over.
Came for this comment lol how does Joe not see that. Couldve done anything he wanted at anytime lol just didnt want to.
Connor still has a fighting chance though, it could go any way in a real fight. Thor can't even break into a light jog, hes too heavy. When your oponent is more than 30% your mass, its true most people wouldn't stand a chance but Connor is absolutely a master fighter.
Mr He’s like 3x heavier lol. At 450lbs rn connors just way too small.
I agree, this was one of the stupidest things ive ever heard joe say
Yup. If he bull rushed he'd have smashed Conor like he did oberyn
The face Joe makes at 17:42 is priceless!
1:21:31 You want a nice sweet reward for all that workin out, Tommy? How bout a nice...
Saka Souffle?
Next JRE there will be a glass shield between the guest and Joe.
He's already fucked himself if hes letting people into his studio.
No
It's about time
@Tyrone Notwatson
Ya, real men crush old ladies in soccer riots and drink tea.
Now that I think about it I can see that they aren't in the same studio at all.
The reason duck egg yolks have such a thick texture is actually because of the lytosernum peristolpa which is a naturally produced hormone in some breeds of ducks. The reason chickens do not have this is due to an evolutionary trait that actually none of this is true I made it all up I’m just quarantined and bored 😐
No you are actually correct, lytosernum peristolpa actually binds to the adrigelous receptors of the brain in the ganglionic region and inhibits the growth of serolodin nucleotide compounds.
NERD
You bastard
Florian Timm Thanks for typing something interesting at least 🤣
Yeah man definetly yeah. I heard a grown duck cooked taste a little rubbery like fatty kind of. Is it the thick skin or the actual meat that makes it that way ? I don't know.
tom and joe are such a dynamic duo
“Shoot, shovel, and shut up”
@Keith M wtf man xD
Keith M damn Keith’s been goin off in the comments man
Joe “Owls are one of those weird animals that we have this strange relationship with” Rogan
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Italian virus: "Hey man, I got the Luigi`s".
The fluigi
Perfect 😂👍
@@nemesisprime9415 That rolls of the tongue too well....lmao
@@nemesisprime9415 🏆
@@nemesisprime9415 i haven't stopped going in and out of laughter at this. Imagine if that journalist asked the president if a cabinet member called it The Fluigi haha
Man I miss these Episodes Crazy its already been like a year for spotify and all😂
400lb guy, not 300lb. Also, The Mountain definitely does some cardio; he's a strongman, not a powerlifter. He's never gonna have the cardio of a 150lb man, but he's a top level athlete
joe really needs to do his research on strongman lol
@@DarkOneIllustrations He had Oberst on, I would have thought he learned something about the sport. Strongman is almost like what Crossfit tries to pretend it is, especially with some of the events they've added lately.
We should really call the mountain half a mountain since the book character is 2/3 times the actors size but maybe I’m just a book nerd.
2:30
" I lost a dog 2 years ago. It's ruff"
I like you 😂
Kudos, good sir.
I literally scrolled up to this comment as he said that... weird
@Jack it really is. Dogs are family. I'm a dog lover myself, despite being attacked by one when I was 8 years old and nearly losing my left eye. Thankfully all I carry with me now is a scar underneath my eye, and one on my eyelid.
@@N-e-o1 I like you too!
Joe Rogan your content is helping everyone bless you
We’re all blessing Joe
You're welcome. Enjoy
Rene exactly
DOMTG I LOVE YOUR COMMENT
i watched this high and it seems like joe and tom are having the most passive aggressive argument ever
Right? Same with tom papa on the recent one.
Joe "We don't know what owls really are" Rogan
Lmaooo
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The owls are not what they seem
Who, who?
Profound