A Wife Wiped Back To Front Instead Of Front To Back And It Broke Her Husband's Life

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  • Опубликовано: 9 янв 2025

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @jareduxr
    @jareduxr 25 дней назад +4504

    Not showering after severe diarrhea and then fooling around makes eating gas station sushi seem totally fine.

  • @TheChemist2159
    @TheChemist2159 27 дней назад +17373

    Didn't shower before having fun after having diarrhea is crazy

    • @capralmarines4043
      @capralmarines4043 27 дней назад +501

      RIGHT?!

    • @EEsmalls
      @EEsmalls 27 дней назад +370

      It's called using wet wipes and wiping in the right direction. I basically have diarrhea all the time but I'm always clean. I can't be showering 5 times a day lol.

    • @allieanderson85
      @allieanderson85 27 дней назад +726

      I wouldn’t have any fun at all if I was having stomach issues. I purposely avoid eating if I know I’m going to “have fun.” lol then again, I don’t have fun often 😂

    • @jasonjones7461
      @jasonjones7461 27 дней назад +543

      I know right!? That part of this story was so difficult to get past. I just cannot fathom the mind set here. I'm a guy, there's not a whole lot that will completely pull me right out of the mood...but uh, that would be near the top of the list. That is bad enough, but I cannot even understand how the wife, "Cupcake", could be in the mood for THAT after being sick with severe diarrhea for WEEKS!. Wtaf 😂 🤢

    • @noterrormanagement
      @noterrormanagement 27 дней назад +48

      Fml 🤢

  • @clayjerry
    @clayjerry 26 дней назад +6144

    ok but letting your partner go down on you after you had severe diarrhea is absolutely diabolical

    • @ronj9448
      @ronj9448 25 дней назад +69

      maybe she insisted

    • @Spaztar
      @Spaztar 25 дней назад

      Dude, the idea of that is seriously so foul. How were either one of them in the mood for sex? She's been having consistent diarrhea for weeks, to the point where it hurts to wipe normally. He's going down on her an inch away from where she just painted the bowl an hour ago.
      This guy fucked (around) and found out.

    • @American-Jello
      @American-Jello 25 дней назад +49

      I couldn't agree more! So wrong.

    • @OldManPaxusYT
      @OldManPaxusYT 25 дней назад +11

      @@ronj9448 🤣

    • @clemdane
      @clemdane 25 дней назад +94

      It's revolting

  • @hyperx72
    @hyperx72 23 дня назад +1128

    Everyone's talking about the grossness, whereas I'm just here happy there's a story where someone realizes they're messed up, goes to the doctor, tells them EVERYTHING, and actually makes a full recovery.

    • @nikitovitch5113
      @nikitovitch5113 23 дня назад +76

      The only thing i disliked is that it took them so long to go check what the hell is going on 😂😂

    • @thecozyintrovert
      @thecozyintrovert 22 дня назад +25

      Well the wife didn't lmao

    • @firetrucksrule5383
      @firetrucksrule5383 21 день назад

      All I can assume is they're uninsured Americans because not going to the doctor for this after weeks of chronic diarrhea is a level of stupidity I couldn't otherwise cope with existing.

    • @Crutonwyt
      @Crutonwyt 19 дней назад +7

      Wow you’re such a saint. Really spreading positive in this world.

    • @hyunagami105
      @hyunagami105 17 дней назад +11

      I, too, am happy. Your health is always worth more than your ego, and it's better to tell the doctor about something embarrassing than to not tell anyone and become seriously ill (or even die).
      I understand that the embarrassment and blow to your pride might be hard to handle, but, as mentioned above, a serious illness is much worse than a few minutes of embarrassment.

  • @j3nnuhh
    @j3nnuhh 26 дней назад +7258

    If I was having diarrhea so bad it hurt to wipe NO WAY I’d let my husband go down on me. Wtf lady!

    • @kingschwag4208
      @kingschwag4208 26 дней назад +422

      As a man, thank you 😂😂😂. Absolutely horrifying

    • @SucculentChineseMeal
      @SucculentChineseMeal 26 дней назад +719

      No shower, not even a bidet!! Ahhh man, bro really went to flavortown 😂😂

    • @ExSpoonman
      @ExSpoonman 26 дней назад +251

      ​@@SucculentChineseMeal How. Dare. You. Flavortown? Really?!?!

    • @Rusty-Shackleford69
      @Rusty-Shackleford69 26 дней назад +74

      I'm flummoxed! People actually are this inept.

    • @AhuizotlXiuh
      @AhuizotlXiuh 26 дней назад +66

      ​@@ExSpoonmanBetter than Funkytown

  • @Jeff-cr9ho
    @Jeff-cr9ho 25 дней назад +1765

    I nominate this as the grossest one yet

    • @sjla2009
      @sjla2009 25 дней назад +13

      Yes 🤢
      He gets a gold star and it's well earned 🌟
      🤢 🤢 🤢

    • @Xenephos
      @Xenephos 25 дней назад +21

      I’m already thoroughly repulsed by oral so this was extremely horrifying to me.
      I’m glad they made a full recovery, though! All power to the folks who find that kind of thing fun lmfao
      Just. Maybe. Y’know. Wash that thang first if you’re gonna put your mouth on it. Guys AND gals.

    • @thepaesesai
      @thepaesesai 24 дня назад +10

      Most people would rather be gussied up and fresh before that goes down. The fun is in the feeling not it being filthy like this. He would have smelled that it was off(but if he couldn't tell that is a while other situation) but the only details is what was told to the doctors. I had never had this issue with myself or anyone else I was with mainly because they got self respect. It just makes me happy that my fiancé got sense enough to minot put me through that because I wouldn't to him.

    • @AGreen-ug9oi
      @AGreen-ug9oi 24 дня назад +1

      Utterly disgusting. Wash people!

    • @troychampion
      @troychampion 23 дня назад +2

      I 2nd that!

  • @mentalillness1574
    @mentalillness1574 27 дней назад +9517

    this is the wildest title ever

    • @stephenpmurphy591
      @stephenpmurphy591 27 дней назад +1

      Don't do it if you're uncricumcised..
      Gross...

    • @alastairward2774
      @alastairward2774 27 дней назад +224

      Even for this channel, it's wild.

    • @Reincarnation-IsReal
      @Reincarnation-IsReal 27 дней назад +42

      Bringing disease to the goodies

    • @Fighter_Builder
      @Fighter_Builder 27 дней назад +52

      I did a double take when I saw it lmao

    • @Gerbilsarefriends
      @Gerbilsarefriends 27 дней назад +2

      Could have been worse - "A man ate out a cupcake, this is how his organs shut down"

  • @staceygrahame2504
    @staceygrahame2504 22 дня назад +118

    “He hadn’t eaten anything out of the ordinary.”
    The look in your eyes as you said this line….. even in the line before, your eyes lit up because you knew the punchline you were about to deliver. 😂😂😂

    • @aazhie
      @aazhie 8 дней назад +3

      A man can have neutral expression, and yet ALL THE EXPRESSION XDDD

  • @Washington-Dreaming
    @Washington-Dreaming 26 дней назад +4489

    Doctors were puzzled because, “He hadn’t travelled recently.” Au contraire. He had recently gone south of the border.

    • @Guy-z6o
      @Guy-z6o 26 дней назад +1

      How does a woman control her liquor? HOLD HIM BY THE EARS.

    • @SarinaSazi
      @SarinaSazi 26 дней назад +49

      True 😆😏

    • @teeellingson6788
      @teeellingson6788 26 дней назад +45

      😂😂😂😂 good one!

    • @EndSeaTea
      @EndSeaTea 26 дней назад +161

      He went to the land down under and had gone exploring in the bush

    • @ralexandra1058
      @ralexandra1058 26 дней назад

      And dined on the local cuisine… shitty taco.

  • @saadkhatri1129
    @saadkhatri1129 26 дней назад +2040

    Lesson: Always wash your hands before you eat.
    Bonus: Also wash the thing you wish to eat.

  • @rocks1012
    @rocks1012 26 дней назад +3131

    In theatre, I put a lot of emphasis on how much I respect performers who just go for it. Like, no matter how stupid or embarrassing or awful the material they have to portray is, being able to take it and move aside your pride is commendable. This was a gnarly case to recreate, and the actors need some credit for that.

    • @shelbyjin
      @shelbyjin 26 дней назад +177

      Nah I thought this comment was gonna go the direction of “I commend that he was willing to perform despite her having had diarrhea” 😂😂😂

    • @rvx5818
      @rvx5818 26 дней назад +15

      My thoughts exactly!!

    • @andyrome316
      @andyrome316 26 дней назад +4

      What??

    • @growingoaks
      @growingoaks 26 дней назад +60

      Man those are the best ones! You can just be as goofy and stupid with it as you want and it's just an act so no one can make fun of you for it and if they do, they're just mad they don't have the balls to do it themselves 😂😂

    • @GoodMorning-b2w
      @GoodMorning-b2w 26 дней назад +2

      Actors? there's only one

  • @voxualnovels4153
    @voxualnovels4153 24 дня назад +174

    I appreciate that you credited Wolfgang so we can stop calling him "Great Value Jon Hamm"

    • @GlennaFitch
      @GlennaFitch 21 день назад +9

      Okay I’m glad I’m not the only person who saw it

    • @xxyyxx2871
      @xxyyxx2871 10 дней назад +2

      Dude that’s the name that was escaping me 💀

    • @SethHisoka
      @SethHisoka 9 дней назад +4

      i was LITERALLY gonna say he looked like john hamm im crying

    • @radiorocker885
      @radiorocker885 9 дней назад

      ​@@SethHisoka same 😂

    • @neen42
      @neen42 3 дня назад

      Tom Hamm

  • @bouclechocolat
    @bouclechocolat 27 дней назад +12293

    "He hadn't eaten anything out of the ordinary"
    👁👄👁

  • @Tsumami__
    @Tsumami__ 27 дней назад +4917

    Anyone that’s choosing to do ANYTHING sexual without bathing thoroughly first after they’ve been shitting so many times in the same day that it hurts to wipe normally is freaking foul. I am not sorry.

    • @nickkerr6068
      @nickkerr6068 27 дней назад +167

      Stop kink shaming

    • @fastinradfordable
      @fastinradfordable 27 дней назад +40

      Guess what.
      Showers are a recent human INVENTION

    • @allthings2allmen
      @allthings2allmen 27 дней назад +1

      That's right! Let it be the nasty in word only! Clean that machinery!

    • @erikajewel
      @erikajewel 27 дней назад +439

      @@fastinradfordable people used to use basins for washing. the important fact is that they washed at all. but then again Napoleon Bonaparte famously wrote to his wife “home in three days, don’t wash” so some ppl back then definitely liked a little extra flavor 😵‍💫

    • @imthetube44
      @imthetube44 27 дней назад +6

      @@nickkerr6068You’re right.
      Shaming isn’t harsh enough.
      Kink Lambasting!

  • @shovel4040
    @shovel4040 27 дней назад +3072

    Cupcake is one helluva name for someone who got her husband sick after being eaten lol

    • @MissyMuthaTruckiN
      @MissyMuthaTruckiN 27 дней назад +34

      right 😂 omg let this be a lesson to all

    • @bartsanders1553
      @bartsanders1553 27 дней назад +28

      Remember when Cupcake was just a weird name for a wine?

    • @mahgah-6006
      @mahgah-6006 27 дней назад +121

      FYI these are anonymized. That isn’t her real name. It would be illegal under HIPPA for him to just blast someone’s medical case with real info on RUclips

    • @bartsanders1553
      @bartsanders1553 27 дней назад +1

      ​@@mahgah-6006*without their consent

    • @ThreeDaysSasuke
      @ThreeDaysSasuke 27 дней назад +13

      Lmao I said this exact same thing and my boyfriend reminded me that he gives them random names.

  • @LawrenceCarroll1234
    @LawrenceCarroll1234 24 дня назад +29

    The actors in this were perfect! Their facial expressions are delightfully comic. Glad to know that in real life the couple recovered completely!

  • @BagmanJohnJo
    @BagmanJohnJo 26 дней назад +3509

    Who is this dude you keep hiring, he's amazing 😂

    • @dan725
      @dan725 26 дней назад +713

      Seriously the dude takes on so many ridiculous roles for our Emu-Dude, and just hilariously knocks it out of the park with his funny facial expressions and incredible acting.

    • @ronahgatling
      @ronahgatling 26 дней назад +284

      Jon Shamm

    • @lavachebeadsman
      @lavachebeadsman 26 дней назад +150

      He looks like Jon Hamm.

    • @dan725
      @dan725 26 дней назад +105

      @@lavachebeadsman Cue the “Jon Hamm at home, Temu Jon Hamm” comments hahaha. Regardless, he’s awesome. This is his best work yet. I can’t stop laughing!

    • @AutisticWimpyKid
      @AutisticWimpyKid 26 дней назад +103

      Wolfgang Nelson

  • @WrexsolToob
    @WrexsolToob 26 дней назад +1793

    My man just can't catch a break ever since that incident with the sketchy food cart.

    • @tr3vk4m
      @tr3vk4m 26 дней назад +8

      🤢

    • @nickanat
      @nickanat 26 дней назад +64

      Chubbyemu really does hire the best actors and actresses

    • @lindieinred
      @lindieinred 26 дней назад +7

      😂😂😂

    • @Megz2k
      @Megz2k 26 дней назад +12

      Sketchy food cart is kind of a rude nickname give your cupcake girl

    • @casewojo6186
      @casewojo6186 25 дней назад +4

      @@nickanat they’re comically bad lol, that’s why these videos are good.

  • @0minous187
    @0minous187 26 дней назад +1128

    "He hadn't eaten anything out of the ordinary" umm a shtty cupcake does come to mind...

    • @adorp
      @adorp 25 дней назад +15

      At least it was not a Jolly Rancher.

    • @sammxn-w2v
      @sammxn-w2v 25 дней назад

      @@adorp I hate you

    • @bojangles2492
      @bojangles2492 25 дней назад

      Shtty taco.

    • @LtdJorge
      @LtdJorge 25 дней назад +4

      ​@@adorp Reddit is something else, isn't it?

    • @trevorsoh2130
      @trevorsoh2130 25 дней назад +4

      Haha 😂

  • @BackflipsBen
    @BackflipsBen 21 день назад +57

    Everyone here is talking about the grossness of the diarrhea and sex and I get that, but is anyone else concerned about HOW LONG IT TOOK THEM TO GO SEE MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS???????

    • @caffeinatedpossum
      @caffeinatedpossum 21 день назад +19

      Typical American experience is: Hopefully it goes away on it's own

    • @autokrator_
      @autokrator_ 14 дней назад +1

      ​@@caffeinatedpossum
      That's fairly typical for most people who aren't hypochondriacs.

    • @DavidWest2
      @DavidWest2 14 дней назад +22

      @@autokrator_seeing medical professionals for a real medical issue isn't hypochondria. Is that how Americans cope with having shitty health care?

    • @donnalynnmcclary8027
      @donnalynnmcclary8027 8 дней назад +10

      Speaking as a US citizen who can not afford insurance or health care, it's not really a choice for a lot of us.

    • @ruzi.the.spider
      @ruzi.the.spider 3 дня назад

      sounds american to do, sadly

  • @DahVoozel
    @DahVoozel 27 дней назад +2313

    So, if you ever wondered why there are signs everywhere that say "Employees Must Wash Hamds Before Returning to Work," this is one of the reasons and not even the worst.

    • @user-yw8sr3uj1w
      @user-yw8sr3uj1w 27 дней назад +4

      i always wash my hamds

    • @nickkerr6068
      @nickkerr6068 27 дней назад +75

      This is why I don't eat outside anymore cause people are nasty 😂😂😂

    • @CatatonicImperfect
      @CatatonicImperfect 27 дней назад +18

      But I don't have to wash if I'm not an employee, right?

    • @Delimon007
      @Delimon007 27 дней назад

      @@CatatonicImperfect
      Do you wanna end up like cupcake's husband?

    • @RichardCox0
      @RichardCox0 26 дней назад +35

      Steamed Hamds

  • @tobiaskozlov5151
    @tobiaskozlov5151 26 дней назад +948

    glad to see they reconciled after the murder attempt

    • @alenunya
      @alenunya 26 дней назад +86

      I'm pretty sure this one's a prequel. He stopped going down on her after this so she found herself a new boyfriend and that's when he poisoned her

    • @louistournas120
      @louistournas120 26 дней назад

      Testicles are safer.

    • @jessdavies1911
      @jessdavies1911 26 дней назад +8

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TurquoiseTalks
      @TurquoiseTalks 26 дней назад +5

      hahahahah

    • @victoriavezich7914
      @victoriavezich7914 25 дней назад +2

      Why??? 😂😂

  • @MissyMuthaTruckiN
    @MissyMuthaTruckiN 27 дней назад +8539

    Bruh eww this is why showering before foolin around is so important

    • @Tsumami__
      @Tsumami__ 27 дней назад +2

      Girl, I am dis-GUST-ted lmao

    • @nothankyoudontwantalastnam847
      @nothankyoudontwantalastnam847 27 дней назад +455

      im only 2 minutes in and i already have my head in my hands over this woman's decisions. im a woman myself saying this jfc

    • @RNG-999
      @RNG-999 27 дней назад +406

      Eww... Brother, EWW... What's that??? What's that, brother?!

    • @UMadUCauseBad
      @UMadUCauseBad 27 дней назад +160

      LEGIT, I always made it a preference especially when possible, but now its gonna become a rule. This isnt even worth a .0000001% chance lol

    • @Kojak024
      @Kojak024 27 дней назад +27

      I said the same thing to my wife

  • @ariomomo
    @ariomomo 23 дня назад +25

    She wiped from the back all the way to the emergency room, where we are now

  • @deemah3602
    @deemah3602 27 дней назад +1557

    3:30 “He haven’t eaten anything out of the ordinary”
    bro forgot that he ate a chocolate cupcake

  • @Wondermazement24
    @Wondermazement24 26 дней назад +1832

    The chocolate animation is diabolical

    • @brianj6314
      @brianj6314 26 дней назад +34

      Saw it right as I saw this 😂😂😂

    • @ulyssesm.daniels6927
      @ulyssesm.daniels6927 26 дней назад +54

      I didn't want any of this. Damn the clickable title. Damn curiosity.

    • @tactileslut
      @tactileslut 26 дней назад

      I didn't remember the floating pats of butter in the chocolate stream by the chocolate field in the ad where we learned chocolate milk comes from chocolate cows.

    • @MeesenMan
      @MeesenMan 26 дней назад +4

      That's what I said too 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jake4974
      @jake4974 26 дней назад

      Bahaha.

  • @alexrydin
    @alexrydin 25 дней назад +684

    This is the only channel for which I both look forward to new videos and also regret watching them.

    • @chixyhoffer1991
      @chixyhoffer1991 25 дней назад +6

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @9999_IQ_Carrot
      @9999_IQ_Carrot 25 дней назад +1

      Technically, you regret looking forward to them?

    • @brettlogan73
      @brettlogan73 25 дней назад +3

      I still have the tapeworm video stuck in my head.

    • @ellicesanchez3194
      @ellicesanchez3194 24 дня назад +5

      It took me a few days to get up the courage to watch this, based on the video title.

    • @user-ug1dh1zy4v
      @user-ug1dh1zy4v 23 дня назад +1

      Excellent

  • @CursiveS
    @CursiveS 14 дней назад +10

    I love this male actor, he’s been killing it in all your videos. Another great video

  • @AmandaBooBerry
    @AmandaBooBerry 26 дней назад +1155

    As an army lab tech, we had "dookie day" in the parasitology block of lab school, where we each had to bring in our own samples. A soldier with dual US/Spain citizenship had Giardia that she'd just been living with, even thru basic training. The ignore-it-and-it-will-go-away method doesn't work well for parasites.

    • @kaylagonzalez3465
      @kaylagonzalez3465 26 дней назад +2

      It's the American way

    • @yeehawo7
      @yeehawo7 26 дней назад +82

      yo that's crazy ☠️ im nosey did they end up treating her + what was her reaction 😭

    • @SarinaSazi
      @SarinaSazi 26 дней назад +46

      That's a badash bish tho 😂

    • @mariekatherine5238
      @mariekatherine5238 26 дней назад

      Giardia was known as Beaver Fever in Lewis Co., NY. People got it from the beaver 💩 in the ground water. Those who lived there developed natural immunity, but those who came to our wilderness school and didn’t heed the caution about not drinking the water, paid the price. Most people don’t get as sick as this man, but if anyone came down with diarrhea, we sent them directly to the ER or the clinic. The cure is simple so long as dealt with immediately.
      This is going to sound nasty, but I can often diagnose Giardia by the smell of one’s 🤥💩.

    • @AmandaBooBerry
      @AmandaBooBerry 26 дней назад +67

      @@SarinaSazi Right? She was tough as nails!

  • @bombermanCC
    @bombermanCC 27 дней назад +918

    "...she would often release air into the room..." lmao

    • @allthings2allmen
      @allthings2allmen 27 дней назад +38

      Picture the guy turning plaid and polka dotted holding his breath!

    • @sweetmissypetuniawilson9206
      @sweetmissypetuniawilson9206 27 дней назад +4

      😳
      That pfp!

    • @marce4241
      @marce4241 26 дней назад +37

      i bet that was straight up mustard gas and not normal air

    • @sct4040
      @sct4040 26 дней назад

      So sexy, I would think that would turn him OFF.

    • @SarinaSazi
      @SarinaSazi 26 дней назад +3

      I was rolling after that description 😂

  • @Zepdos
    @Zepdos 27 дней назад +4211

    I can tell this is going to be a banger from the title alone

  • @IshEaterson
    @IshEaterson 25 дней назад +41

    1:45 NEITHER OF THEM THOUGHT ANYTHING WAS DIFFERENT????!?!?!??!? the filth is REAL X_X

  • @thefrogger6507
    @thefrogger6507 26 дней назад +919

    Man am I glad this was a FULL recovery episode

    • @acmhfmggru
      @acmhfmggru 26 дней назад +53

      He had permanent damage to muscles, and also his gf has really really bad tattoos.

    • @StudioHugo
      @StudioHugo 26 дней назад +1

      Whatcha been up to?

    • @zenithperigee7442
      @zenithperigee7442 26 дней назад

      @thefrogger6507, yes especially with "...This is how her husband's organs shutdown." I wondered why he was having a worse time than her....

    • @Ninjujitsu
      @Ninjujitsu 26 дней назад +5

      spoilers

    • @cjd2615
      @cjd2615 26 дней назад +1

      Why? You forget to take precautions too, sunshine? Now, if ever there were a more obvious reason for personal hygiene AND condoms…!!

  • @greendiamondglow
    @greendiamondglow 27 дней назад +3107

    "oral to fecal contact" is a WILD sentence

    • @irradiated_woman8016
      @irradiated_woman8016 27 дней назад

      Oral to fecal contact: it's more likely than you think!

    • @Soraviel
      @Soraviel 27 дней назад +70

      Omg, I 🤢 out bro

    • @trentvlak
      @trentvlak 27 дней назад +181

      Happens all the time, like when you eat tacos from food trucks.

    • @DarkflameEmperor
      @DarkflameEmperor 27 дней назад +37

      @@trentvlak This time the image was a little bit different though. I hadn't even thought of the sentence being applicable to the truck scenario but it does work there too.

    • @WowUrFcknHxC
      @WowUrFcknHxC 27 дней назад

      Fecal-oral is actually how lots of viruses are transmitted

  • @skg-l3e
    @skg-l3e 27 дней назад +875

    This gotta be the epitome of a chubby emu video title, it can’t get more chubby emu than this

    • @bytefu
      @bytefu 26 дней назад +30

      This is chubbiest title in the emuverse so far. Dr. Bernard likes memes and reads comments, so this title makes sense.

    • @JohnRNewAccountNumber3
      @JohnRNewAccountNumber3 26 дней назад

      A man posted medical records for years. This iS what happened to his brain.

  • @malan873
    @malan873 25 дней назад +79

    Who's wiping in one go ANYWAYS????? When my doctor asked me whether I wiped back to front or front to back, I was SO confused because whattttt? My front and back bits never make contact in either direction, so I had no idea how to answer because neither applied. Gross, seriously.

    • @therustler30
      @therustler30 24 дня назад

      Women typically have very small taints so if they wipe the wrong direction shit gets in there, gross, seriously.

    • @MeowcatBissy
      @MeowcatBissy 24 дня назад +7

      I guess another way to ask this would be “are you wiping front first?”

    • @Elegant_Sausage
      @Elegant_Sausage 23 дня назад +12

      Some parents really don’t teach their kids properly, I think doctors encounter it enough they have to ask at this point.
      I knew a girl in middle school that did that and when we were chatting about our periods, (we had gotten best friend level close over that past year), I ended up being the one to correct her and tell her how to wipe…

    • @mrfish9876
      @mrfish9876 18 дней назад +10

      Ummm i'm not sure what you're reading into that. It's talking about the DIRECTION of wiping one area only.
      There's very little distance between them, so if you do it in the wrong direction you can never completely isolate, there'd always be a risk of contaminating the two. (And there are some bacteria that healthily live in one area but cause problems in the other.)

  • @passionfly1
    @passionfly1 25 дней назад +358

    Actor Wolfgang Nelson needs to get an Academy Award for his acting in this video. I would have loved to see that call sheet for when he showed up for work that day. "I have to do what? You gotta be kidding me?" Flawless talent! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @neldormiveglia1312
      @neldormiveglia1312 22 дня назад +10

      He keeps outdoing himself lmaooo

    • @natebeattie8945
      @natebeattie8945 22 дня назад +7

      I seriously thought that was john hamm lol

    • @SteedRuckus
      @SteedRuckus 22 дня назад +14

      Dude he's been everything from a shady food truck operator to a world renowned surgeon to a guy who actually died, I think this was probably one of his easier roles 😂

    • @TheDreamerBJ
      @TheDreamerBJ 18 дней назад +1

      Reminded me of the actor from Dumb and Dumber. There was a similar diarrhea scene. 🤣

  • @atsunome
    @atsunome 27 дней назад +505

    Honestly give these actors a raise after doing a scenario like this, lol

    • @tob007
      @tob007 26 дней назад +22

      RUclips Jon Hamm deserves a raise for sure.

    • @GTOberfest
      @GTOberfest 26 дней назад +11

      LMAO they are awesome

    • @Ghost_Coffee_
      @Ghost_Coffee_ 23 дня назад

      Why dont you pay them

  • @floydian022
    @floydian022 27 дней назад +1487

    Going down on his unshowered wife who is having chronic diarrhea? Wtf.

    • @UBERBENZ
      @UBERBENZ 27 дней назад +314

      Thats love. True love. And horrible judgment.

    • @HypocrisyLaidBare
      @HypocrisyLaidBare 26 дней назад +209

      It shows poor personal hygiene and judgment, and worst of all, a total lack of any respect for her man or her own self.

    • @jamallabarge2665
      @jamallabarge2665 26 дней назад +18

      That's why they call it "Love".

    • @DeadHorse666
      @DeadHorse666 26 дней назад

      Some people are into that sort of thing including pooping around it.

    • @chriskerwin3904
      @chriskerwin3904 26 дней назад

      Yeah, this is straight up disgusting. And has she never heard of baby wipes? Why would you tear up your ass with regular toilet paper?

  • @abyssalserpent3679
    @abyssalserpent3679 19 дней назад +13

    My main question is that if both the wife and her husband had these symptoms for a while, why didn't they seek any medical help after the second or third day? That would've been the most reasonable thing to do.

  • @ajd8558
    @ajd8558 25 дней назад +308

    If it's not taco tapeworms, it's taco giardia - this guy just cannot catch a break.

    • @Li-ck8ek
      @Li-ck8ek 17 дней назад +7

      Lmao. I know I watch too much chubbyemu because I instantly got the joke 😂😅

    • @Aleiza_49
      @Aleiza_49 17 дней назад

      ​@@Li-ck8eksame 😂

    • @notasushifan
      @notasushifan 6 дней назад

      Lmao the best comment. Hahaha omg 😂

  • @quicktastic
    @quicktastic 27 дней назад +830

    His nose should've told him that was not a good night for that activity. Hard to fathom that even happening.

    • @doreencaputo2942
      @doreencaputo2942 26 дней назад +1

      Exactly I want to puke! ¹yuck! As a woman there is no way I would ever let that happen.

    • @jennilynmae
      @jennilynmae 26 дней назад +9

      😂😂😂

    • @chrisnotyou
      @chrisnotyou 26 дней назад +107

      Some people are just nasty.

    • @monzorella1
      @monzorella1 26 дней назад +1

      People are disgusting

    • @roadkillavenger1325
      @roadkillavenger1325 26 дней назад +1

      You forget about a famous video from the past that involved two ladies and a cup

  • @fireblaze8491
    @fireblaze8491 27 дней назад +755

    The title is outrageous, that’s how you know it’s gonna be a good one

    • @Tuubasd
      @Tuubasd 26 дней назад +1

      This was the most boring one in a long time.

    • @Guy-z6o
      @Guy-z6o 26 дней назад

      How does a woman control her liquor? HOLD HIM BY THE EARS.

  • @stevenbuck4090
    @stevenbuck4090 19 дней назад +3

    The pause after he says "Hadn't eaten anything out of the ordinary" was diabolical haha 😂

  • @Sethoffgrid
    @Sethoffgrid 27 дней назад +842

    The Ian actor gave it his all 😂

    • @k1dayone
      @k1dayone 27 дней назад +69

      they both did but when he was on the toilet omg I ded

    • @Notaravisen
      @Notaravisen 27 дней назад +49

      give this man the youtube oscar plss 😂

    • @mlmc58
      @mlmc58 27 дней назад +51

      He is the GOAT of emu videos!

    • @Flamsterette
      @Flamsterette 27 дней назад +10

      EN

    • @kwanholloway4112
      @kwanholloway4112 27 дней назад +4

      ​@@k1dayoneyeah that took me out lol

  • @Don2006
    @Don2006 27 дней назад +989

    That eyebrow twitch when he said, "He hadn't _eaten_ anything out of the... _ordinary_ "

    • @shawbros
      @shawbros 27 дней назад +69

      He hadn't eaten anything that hadn't been eaten before.

    • @GIJRock
      @GIJRock 26 дней назад +26

      Y'all stop I can't breathe

    • @aliveandwellinisrael2507
      @aliveandwellinisrael2507 26 дней назад +9

      @@GIJRock George? Is that you?

    • @greengal2002
      @greengal2002 26 дней назад +6

      I was weak with laughter 😂😂🤣

    • @sleepydoctor4344
      @sleepydoctor4344 26 дней назад

      No time stamp. Nice👍

  • @RCGC480
    @RCGC480 27 дней назад +504

    0:25 you know it's gonna be a wild ride when the patients wife is named cupcake

    • @QueenB2323
      @QueenB2323 26 дней назад +5

      It definitely didn’t get any less wild after that 🤣

    • @Natural_videography_Official
      @Natural_videography_Official 26 дней назад +2

      @@QueenB2323is her name cupcake because he ate her… you know, I don't even want to even know

    • @marce4241
      @marce4241 26 дней назад +14

      Chocolate cupcake

    • @xuanster
      @xuanster 26 дней назад

      Lmao I thought I was watching too much Arcane videos that’s why RUclips recommended me this video l fucking cupcake jeez

    • @Lonewolf-007
      @Lonewolf-007 26 дней назад

      ​@@marce4241 ☠️

  • @tobyray9330
    @tobyray9330 24 дня назад +6

    Crazy how long people avoid going to the hospital. Like if its cost prohibitive, I get it. But the wife is going on trips to other countries, so they can't be that low on cash. If I travel to a foreign country, get sick, and the sickness doesn't go away once I'm home, I'm immediately assuming I got some crazy disease and I'm going to the hospital. And if my husband didn't go with me on the trip and he starts having the same symptoms??? Thats obviously not a coincidence

  • @heartearth4104
    @heartearth4104 26 дней назад +156

    i absolutely love that “full recovery” line at the end of such videos. its like a small adrenaline rush

    • @dahknee70
      @dahknee70 25 дней назад +3

      or the "had A recovery"

    • @eljook
      @eljook 25 дней назад

      No way. It's not a banger of a video unless the words "at autopsy" are uttered.

  • @Sue-gq7xv
    @Sue-gq7xv 26 дней назад +502

    This is just gross. Oral sex is a no no if you haven't showered.

    • @AA-ed6ek
      @AA-ed6ek 26 дней назад +110

      The whole act is a no no when you haven't showered.

    • @spencerf.6294
      @spencerf.6294 26 дней назад +6

      Exactly you are right

    • @randomentity6553
      @randomentity6553 26 дней назад +30

      If I recall correctly, in 2013 Michael Douglas contracted HPV leading to throat cancer from too much "Taco" consumption.

    • @mustkilln00bs
      @mustkilln00bs 26 дней назад

      Not necessarily, my dude and I have regular and oral sex pretty frequently and usually it’s not right after we’ve showered, I mean could you imagine making out with your partner, fooling around and getting very excited, just for them to stop you and say “wait… have you showered today?” 😂😂😂 it doesn’t always work out like that people. And if you are a relatively clean person, it really doesn’t matter if you shower immediately before you have sex or go down on each other. If it’s a little ripe, then a wipey is usually good enough tbh lol only when it’s been days does a shower first seem necessary, and even then you can make it sexy so it’s not so embarrassing to say that ur too stinky to fool around lol

    • @naraferalina2308
      @naraferalina2308 26 дней назад

      Oral, anal. It doesn't matter, wash yourself first!

  • @Ken-er9cq
    @Ken-er9cq 26 дней назад +253

    Having had Giardia, I’m impressed that someone can last several weeks with it. My symptoms were bad gastro. I stopped eating for a day and felt fine. I ate and it all started up again. I went to the doctors and got some anti-protozoans. Fixed everything in a day. Spent weeks not feeling like eating.

    • @litterpicker1431
      @litterpicker1431 26 дней назад +24

      I had chronic diarrhoea while living in Thailand. I think it was a packed salad from a supermarket - I guess it hadn't been washed properly. I went to a doctor; he prescribed antibiotics. When this didn't help, I went back to the same doctor, and he prescribed stronger antibiotics. When this didn't help, and my colleagues expressed their concern that I now looked like a green skeleton, I went to the hospital. That day, they took a stool sample, a urine sample, a blood sample, and did a colonoscopy, which was painful, inconclusive, and, as it turned out, unnecessary. The following day, the results from the stool sample came back from the path lab, a diagnosis was made, and a single pill cured the Giardia, which I had by now been living with for THREE FRICKIN' WEEKS.

    • @redbirddeerjazz
      @redbirddeerjazz 26 дней назад +10

      @@litterpicker1431on the plus side, a green skeleton sounds like a pretty awesome Halloween costume 💀

    • @darcieclements4880
      @darcieclements4880 25 дней назад +2

      It's weird that he said giardia isn't common in the US given the fact that it's probably the most common waterborne parasite that people and pets end up getting nailed with here. I think it's more common than people realize. Usually it's related to contaminated wells and bodies of swimming water here though... Yeah I just double checked in case I was misremembering but giardia is the number one parasitic infection in the United States with over a million people being affected every year. Travel isn't needed for this one.

    • @Ken-er9cq
      @Ken-er9cq 25 дней назад

      @@darcieclements4880 And because there is about a weeks delay until symptoms it is usually impossible to know where you got it. I thought mine was from collecting water to close to a hut when hiking, but it could have been from touching a toilet door handle when stopping on the way there or a lot of other things. The big one is probably swimming pools. While we were careful, someone I was sharing a house with also got Giardia from me.

    • @Ken-er9cq
      @Ken-er9cq 25 дней назад

      @@litterpicker1431 I went to my doctor and said I think I have giardia. He didn’t seem convinced but gave me the right script. Took them, had a good meal and wondered what would happen. Nothing, I was cured.

  • @pointpestis
    @pointpestis 19 дней назад +4

    @5:33 ''hypokalemia was doodoo gastro'' made me laugh so much !

  • @SwaggerBAndWilson
    @SwaggerBAndWilson 25 дней назад +78

    Great to see my favourite actor back - he has the best facial expressions really brings life to your cases -

  • @djredeye7610
    @djredeye7610 26 дней назад +112

    The actor who plays EN always puts 100% in

  • @gordonfurness6253
    @gordonfurness6253 26 дней назад +348

    I knew he'd get out of jail just in time for the next video. This guy recovers from all these incidents so well....I mean, who else could come back from death so many times?

    • @OctoBear88
      @OctoBear88 26 дней назад

      The poo poo eater of course

    • @sct913
      @sct913 26 дней назад +11

      Wile E. Coyote for one.

    • @Reubenhubert
      @Reubenhubert 26 дней назад +3

      @@sct913😂

    • @raifield
      @raifield 18 дней назад

      Dude is RUclips Sean Bean 😂

  • @DaHolyCanadian
    @DaHolyCanadian 24 дня назад +3

    This is by far the wildest video title I've seen from Chubbyemu 😂. I 100% thought this was a joke or something

  • @82dorrin
    @82dorrin 26 дней назад +185

    Another case of _always_ tell your doctors everything, no matter how embarrassing.
    They've heard it before.

    • @asmokeus
      @asmokeus 25 дней назад +13

      and if they haven't, they have now!

    • @Ferd414
      @Ferd414 25 дней назад +2

      Most of it twice. Or more.

    • @Owen_loves_Butters
      @Owen_loves_Butters 10 дней назад +1

      They've heard it before. Probably that day.

  • @ROGER2095
    @ROGER2095 27 дней назад +162

    In the 80s I was a medical technician in a large Chicago area hospital. A couple times a month - every month - we'd get a urine sample with Giardia lamblia. (It's easy to identify under the microscope.) In just about every case, it was a yuppie who went camping in Wisconsin and drank water from a stream, thinking it's all-natural so it must be clean and fresh and pure. (It never is! Animals poop on the ground, it rains, and whatever's on the ground runs into the stream. Giardia happens to form cysts so it can survive and be infectious in all weather for months and years.)

    • @MrValdac
      @MrValdac 26 дней назад +14

      Wow. Anyone who thinks water from a random river or stream is clean to drink without being prepared first is just... wow. That's a level of stupidity that's honestly hard to fathom lol.

    • @lindatullos9430
      @lindatullos9430 26 дней назад +3

      @@MrValdac boil that water . lol

    • @darcieclements4880
      @darcieclements4880 25 дней назад +1

      Yeah it's really common in the US I'm surprised he suggested you needed to travel. Just having a pet dog puts people at risk, but contaminated wells and swimming areas is also a big factor. I've known at least two people to get it and they always do a big clean up thing and targeted and all of that but I wouldn't call it rare.

    • @gardendormouse6479
      @gardendormouse6479 19 дней назад +2

      I agree. A boyfriend of mine got giardia after he drank water from a creek. That should have been a clue to me, that he wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed.

  • @laluckyman
    @laluckyman 27 дней назад +197

    This is one of the most unhinged titles I've ever seen. I love it

  • @doctormary-hs9fr
    @doctormary-hs9fr 27 дней назад +45

    Excellent as usual, great lesson, exceptional teaching! I love how well graphics/illustrations are thoughtfully incorporated. Thanks, Dr Bernard!
    (And Happy Holidays to you! 🎄😄)

    • @chubbyemu
      @chubbyemu  27 дней назад +13

      Thank you!

    • @holdupits420
      @holdupits420 26 дней назад +3

      As a doctor I'm sur the doesn't need the money but thank you for supporting his chanel

  • @deepartstar
    @deepartstar 26 дней назад +160

    I am an epidemiologist that works exclusively with enteric diseases at a state health department. Giardia is, in fact, very common in the United States. The state that I work in, for example, a moderately-populated state, has about 700-800 cases of Giardia reported to us every year. All GI pathogens are vastly underreported, so this number is the tip of the poop iceberg.
    Giardia is usually transmitted via contaminated water (think waterways like rivers, streams, lakes, etc.) or from person to person - commonly during sex. Unfortunately it is sometimes seen in clusters of men who have sex with men, since their sex usually involves more exposure to feces. The reason I mention that is that sometimes populations that are also immunocompromised, including those with poorly controlled HIV or AIDS, are more likely to have chronic Giardia. Put those two factors together and we can see folks that suffer from Giardia symptoms for a long time.
    One other thing I really can’t emphasize enough: the overwhelming majority of our cases of GI pathogens like norovirus (the most common pathogen), Giardia, Salmonella, shiga toxin-producing E. Coli, etc., are from people eating common foods or doing common things. Saying that a person with acute onset diarrhea hasn’t eaten anything unusual is not helpful in narrowing down a source.

    • @psychedforlife7176
      @psychedforlife7176 26 дней назад +2

      Is it Colorado? I got Giardia as a toddler by playing in a creek during the summer.

    • @TheSonOfDumb
      @TheSonOfDumb 26 дней назад

      Interesting. I suppose homosexuality can be considered a public health risk, then.

    • @adanice49
      @adanice49 26 дней назад +7

      Hell yeah I’m in school for epi and it’s cool seeing someone in the field sharing their work experiences. Looking forward to exploring more of the poop iceberg in a few years

    • @GrammarSplaining
      @GrammarSplaining 26 дней назад +2

      Hasn't eaten anything unusual _for him_

    • @TheSonOfDumb
      @TheSonOfDumb 26 дней назад

      So you're saying that certain sexual minorities present a public health risk?

  • @hhjk377
    @hhjk377 26 дней назад +553

    In America, those symptoms are called “I can’t afford to figure out what this is so I will ignore them”

    • @marsdriver2501
      @marsdriver2501 26 дней назад +6

      a doc checkup is expensive too? Like they just prescribed them tablets, this can't be that expensive

    • @jennybolton785
      @jennybolton785 26 дней назад

      ​@marsdriver2501 you would be surprised the costs if you're not a victim of the American Healthcare system. One Tylenol for my mother at hospital was $16

    • @griz561
      @griz561 26 дней назад +26

      going to the urgent care is probably gonna cost at least $100 plus whatever the pharmacy charges for whatever pills, plus if you have a day job with regular hours you have to take a day off to go to the doctor

    • @MintyTea_N
      @MintyTea_N 26 дней назад

      @@marsdriver2501oh you sweet summer child

    • @dakotaeast4126
      @dakotaeast4126 26 дней назад

      @@marsdriver2501 my mom got charged $20 for a single tylenol tablet plus an additional "administration fee" (they put the pill in a little paper cup) when she went to the ER. the American health industry is a joke. a very, very bad joke

  • @VisionRandom
    @VisionRandom 21 день назад +5

    Who tf stays living with diarrhea for weeks without seeing a doctor??

    • @smokeyoak
      @smokeyoak 20 дней назад +3

      Me lol. Took me 2 weeks puking and not being able to eat before I went to urgent care and found out I have pneumonia. You know, sometimes problems take care of themselves. Time heals all wounds and that sort of thing

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann 7 часов назад

      ​@@smokeyoakSo please tell me you've learned not to do this I'm the future

  • @virtue1993
    @virtue1993 26 дней назад +43

    WOLFGANG NELSON YOU GOAT!!! this must've been hard to film but yet again, you've done a fantastic job!!!

  • @hdoglesby
    @hdoglesby 26 дней назад +103

    Word on the street that the guy that portrayed "EN" is a full on method actor. He definitely deserves and Oscar or at least an Emmy nod

    • @abasdarhon
      @abasdarhon 26 дней назад +13

      I don't even want to think about what he did to prep for this role.

    • @HurairahHomestead
      @HurairahHomestead 26 дней назад +4

      He is the ultimate crisis actor!

  • @reneejones7807
    @reneejones7807 27 дней назад +258

    I'm trying to imagine the actors faces as they learned their roles in this one, lol.

    • @Killbayne
      @Killbayne 26 дней назад

      like the woman...
      "okay for this scene you're on the toilet with diarrhea. and then you're on the bed and your 'husband' is eating you"

    • @Brando56894
      @Brando56894 26 дней назад

      both of you, your job is to act like your shitting your brains out...horribly.......aaaaand ACTION!

    • @QuickQuips
      @QuickQuips 26 дней назад +11

      "I served raw pork tacos and died as a farmer yet this is worse."

    • @eauneau
      @eauneau 25 дней назад +1

      @@QuickQuips🤣🤣😭😂

  • @ericaosani8492
    @ericaosani8492 3 дня назад

    You are legend, you inform people and save their life

  • @lalalalala9662
    @lalalalala9662 27 дней назад +540

    Why ON EARTH would you not shower before that?! 😭

    • @allukkiplays-675
      @allukkiplays-675 27 дней назад +8

      Maybe they were on the moon

    • @SolidSnake240
      @SolidSnake240 27 дней назад +36

      Because people are trifling 😂

    • @Azuciea
      @Azuciea 26 дней назад

      Ill jump in the shower after taking a normal dump sometimes just to feel clean.

    • @amandagarcia2848
      @amandagarcia2848 26 дней назад +13

      I would at least use a ton of wet wipes.

    • @revoir139
      @revoir139 26 дней назад

      maybe because they like poop flavouring ?

  • @bijou4104
    @bijou4104 26 дней назад +187

    i work with animals and oh my lord…giardia outbreaks in the shelter are so hard to get rid of😭 luckily we can keep it contained to isolation rooms, but since cats can’t wash their hands it’s just…so hard to get rid of in there. you think it’s gone then another furry friend has it from playing pawsies with poopy toes😭😭

    • @SquirrelNebula
      @SquirrelNebula 26 дней назад +28

      Pawsies with poopytoes. 😂 OMG you're such an animal person. 💚

    • @kk-9981
      @kk-9981 25 дней назад +8

      I fostered a cat with Giardia. At the end, I had eight fosters and five of my own with giardiasis. Fun times.

    • @rosieglows
      @rosieglows 25 дней назад +1

      What dy mean? My cats ALWAYS wash their hands!!!

    • @Nylak-Otter
      @Nylak-Otter 25 дней назад +6

      Yeah, all our cat enclosures have glass fronts and isolated vents in the back so that the cats can't come into contact with each other in any way. They look nice and it makes every cat cage its own isolation unit. It basically eliminated communicable diseases in our cat rooms.

    • @bijou4104
      @bijou4104 25 дней назад +3

      @ i wish!!! our ED would never pay for that…

  • @Sofia-ts6gy
    @Sofia-ts6gy 26 дней назад +454

    I was wondering why they went WEEKS with nonstop diarrhea before going to the doctor, then i remembered it’s the US 😭

    • @KeitieKalopsia
      @KeitieKalopsia 26 дней назад +3

      Lol

    • @Lindsay_Quo_Vadis
      @Lindsay_Quo_Vadis 26 дней назад +59

      I was wondering why he went down on her when she was clearly already dying. These people are weird.

    • @juelzm149
      @juelzm149 26 дней назад +13

      Lmao yea no that's no excuse. I'm going to the hospital after maybe 3-4 days of illness like that. Im not worried about that bill 😂

    • @piediddly
      @piediddly 26 дней назад +12

      Most states in America offer their own form of medical insurance, to which everyone below a certain level of earnings is allowed to apply for, & our hospitals in Texas (I don't know how it is in other states as laws vary from state to state) are required by law to accept anyone who walks into the emergency room. Being poor, I have had to walk in to the emergency for an issue & was seen with no problem, properly & efficiently treated for a number of days, & I was never billed. Every state in the union has programs available to aid the less fortunate, so I'm curious as to the reason some people do not seek out that aid.

    • @6Sparx9
      @6Sparx9 26 дней назад +4

      ​@@piediddly having used the UK NHS and US urgent care, can hands down say UK is better for stitches, US is MUCH better for broken bones

  • @australianwoman9696
    @australianwoman9696 7 дней назад +1

    I cant get past the name, cupcake!
    Thanks for educating us. Not that we needed education about personal hygiene, as that's basic knowledge I'd hope. But education surrounding travel to international destinations & not being extremely careful about water borne contamination & how to prevent it.

  • @pixiepixels2992
    @pixiepixels2992 27 дней назад +281

    Reading this genuinely made me think it was an April fool's video except it's way past april

    • @MeAndMyFriendBovineTapeworm
      @MeAndMyFriendBovineTapeworm 27 дней назад +15

      Watching this made me think it should've been a Valentine's day video.

    • @stephenpmurphy591
      @stephenpmurphy591 27 дней назад +2

      Watching this made me concerned with my wife's bathroom technique.
      No party downstairs until we have a frank decision regarding evacuation techniques & cleanness.

    • @TwisterTornado
      @TwisterTornado 27 дней назад +2

      ​@@stephenpmurphy591 No, Stephen. You're safe, if her name is not Cupcake, or something like that.
      Come on.

    • @knuffelbeer193
      @knuffelbeer193 27 дней назад

      @@stephenpmurphy591a frak discussion? PLEASE come back and tell us how that went 😂.

    • @bytefu
      @bytefu 26 дней назад

      As an optimist, I like to think of it more like not that long before the next April.

  • @Nancys_on_fire
    @Nancys_on_fire 26 дней назад +563

    To everyone jumping on her for wiping back to front… I didn’t have a mom (bad situation and removed very young), and no one ever told me you were supposed to go front to back. I spent 32 years of my life with chronic infections, which I just assumed were normal, because I didn’t really have any female friends or family.
    I finally learned the correct way after a male friend of mine made a joke about it, which he had to explain to me. It was humiliating. I’ve done it correctly ever since, and no longer have issues with infections.
    It’s really embarrassing to put this out on the internet, but all I’m saying is please be kind, not all of us had a loving influence as kids to teach us the basics ❤

    • @nanabai329
      @nanabai329 26 дней назад +40

      Yes, I just rill my eyes at such comments. Somethings we just don't know things. I didnt know of front to back until I took an hha class and I had loving parents, but we use water to clean at every bathroom break so rarely had any infections.

    • @DoctorGarr
      @DoctorGarr 26 дней назад +84

      Sorry not sorry but this story made your username make sense 😂

    • @cynthiamckenzie9986
      @cynthiamckenzie9986 26 дней назад +96

      It doesn't matter even if she was wiping properly! The fact that she had relations with her husband without showering first and after being sick is just disgusting!

    • @Nancys_on_fire
      @Nancys_on_fire 26 дней назад +57

      @@cynthiamckenzie9986 I’m not arguing that part, I agree wholeheartedly.

    • @angelbear_og
      @angelbear_og 26 дней назад +49

      That's terrible for you, but according to this story the woman did in fact know better.

  • @cocusar
    @cocusar 27 дней назад +123

    this is why bidets are important

    • @chrisnotyou
      @chrisnotyou 26 дней назад +2

      Nah, warm washcloths. Rinse and wash Cleaner and cheaper. Or corn cobs, those actually work waaaaay better than TP.

    • @uboaappears
      @uboaappears 26 дней назад +24

      @@chrisnotyou I'm sorry... Corn cobs?!

    • @YO-BIZZY
      @YO-BIZZY 26 дней назад +10

      @@chrisnotyoubumbaclart 😂😂

    • @Doom_Slug
      @Doom_Slug 26 дней назад

      yeah like tongues

    • @chrisnotyou
      @chrisnotyou 26 дней назад +3

      @uboaappears Yes, a tried and true method used for thousands of years. Dry of course. Once used you can compost.

  • @shredderhater
    @shredderhater 19 дней назад +1

    Omg the actor playing Ian has me in stitches 😂😭😂😂

  • @regenschirm
    @regenschirm 27 дней назад +126

    A full recovery is certainly appreciated in this one

  • @1.4142
    @1.4142 27 дней назад +241

    Wash more than your hands before you eat

    • @mikaelaltairbruneau0550
      @mikaelaltairbruneau0550 27 дней назад +13

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ryanlandry8214
      @ryanlandry8214 26 дней назад +8

      Always wash your food and don't eat anything that is diseased or smells bad. Seems like Jesus already told people this 2,000 years ago. 😂

    • @mikaelaltairbruneau0550
      @mikaelaltairbruneau0550 26 дней назад +2

      @@ryanlandry8214 yooooo, bruuuuh hahahahaha

    • @gta4everrr
      @gta4everrr 26 дней назад +2

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @allthings2allmen
      @allthings2allmen 26 дней назад +4

      And remember to say grace!

  • @mookzmom
    @mookzmom 26 дней назад +51

    My daughter contracted this from a day care when she was a year old. Her 2 year old sister didn't get it, and neither did I. When I finally took her to the doc, they found it, and the state took over from there, effectively shutting down the day care till everyone was clear of the parasite. Still grosses me out that she had to have gotten this from a place I'd entrusted her to. She did get all better quickly after medicated. This happened in the Phoenix area.

    • @tuxedo-fish3148
      @tuxedo-fish3148 25 дней назад +11

      If it makes you feel any better, I managed to get it, myself, as an infant in a NICU, of all places. I was in an incubator, and still managed to get infected by the nurse who was caring for me. All it takes is one single organism to hide under someone's nail, or tag along on a bit of hair.

  • @n33oh
    @n33oh 24 дня назад +1

    I'm always impressed by the production value of Chubbyemu's videos! These aren't cheap stock video clips. He writes scripts, directs, hires actors, the whole shebang!

  • @NeuralArchitect
    @NeuralArchitect 25 дней назад +114

    Sheeshhhhh, that’s a dedicated husband right there, going down after the wife had constant diarrhea is wild 😬

  • @IdolMako
    @IdolMako 27 дней назад +214

    these titles just get better and better

  • @karenannefromusa
    @karenannefromusa 24 дня назад

    3:31 "He hadn't eaten anything out of the ordinary." 😆

  • @Bri-ss1gu
    @Bri-ss1gu 26 дней назад +76

    I made the mistake of watching this while eating dinner. Had to stop at 1:49. I’ll be back when I’m done eating 😂

    • @Antidemonn
      @Antidemonn 26 дней назад +3

      U aint alone😂

    • @andreagriffiths3512
      @andreagriffiths3512 26 дней назад +1

      I was eating a muffin bar and icecream.

    • @vogayoi
      @vogayoi 26 дней назад +5

      Never eat while watching chubby emu

    • @BenjaminGoose
      @BenjaminGoose 26 дней назад +3

      The title didn't give it away?

    • @Dextronaut1
      @Dextronaut1 25 дней назад

      Careful what you eat… I’d recommend not cupcakes for some reason

  • @QueenXKnit
    @QueenXKnit 27 дней назад +290

    The Poor actors who had to reenact that 😅😂

    • @NealWilliams
      @NealWilliams 27 дней назад +3

      Who knows, they may have been a couple beforehand.

    • @QueenXKnit
      @QueenXKnit 27 дней назад +7

      @ I was speaking of the poop aspect of it 😭

    • @Slop_Dog
      @Slop_Dog 27 дней назад +21

      Hey, a paying gig is a paying gig 🤷‍♂️

    • @jeremiahlowe3268
      @jeremiahlowe3268 26 дней назад

      True mastery means you can poop on command. This isn't just a medical show. This is thespian boot camp.

    • @aidanmueller9683
      @aidanmueller9683 26 дней назад +3

      Honestly it looked like he had fun acting out that dumpage drop.

  • @AnitaBetterScreenname
    @AnitaBetterScreenname 26 дней назад +40

    Wolfgang really got into that role. A consummate professional.

  • @ANG3LALMANZA
    @ANG3LALMANZA 21 день назад +1

    Nope nope nope. Thank you for the upload but jeez. I aways shower before doing ANYTHING AT ALL.. and afterwards too. Nope. My man is the same way THANK GOODNESS. This video just solidifies our reasons behind being extra clean when doing "nasty things"

  • @DJRandomHajile
    @DJRandomHajile 27 дней назад +161

    Giardia or giardiasis is also known as “beaver fever”… Quite fitting with how he caught it. 😳

    • @genericamerican7574
      @genericamerican7574 26 дней назад +4

      I just said that and scrolled down to you beating me to it. 😂🖖🙃

    • @pettycrimesandmisdemeanors
      @pettycrimesandmisdemeanors 26 дней назад +9

      No way it's real
      Edit: OMG it is in fact real

    • @sparagmos4748
      @sparagmos4748 26 дней назад

      I've had giardia (Bali holiday) and my vagina was unaffected 😮😅

    • @John_C_J
      @John_C_J 26 дней назад +3

      It's a self fulfilling prophecy.

    • @abasdarhon
      @abasdarhon 26 дней назад +5

      Leading to the most common exclamation after "what?!": "DAM!"

  • @Meph7895
    @Meph7895 25 дней назад +31

    The actors acting this out has got to be one of the funniest parts

  • @FC-PeakVersatility
    @FC-PeakVersatility 27 дней назад +211

    Sorry but who enters into extra curricular activity without a complete cleaning up first? This problem wasn't front to back, it was total lack of proper hygiene.

    • @sharonspears-mandeville2369
      @sharonspears-mandeville2369 26 дней назад

      Apparently,there MIGHT be some people who... _Definitely don't_ clean up properly who like to get down and dirty with their Partner/s... _* AHEM-Pun intended.*_
      That,and _some people are just..Disgusting here,Man. (Baby wipes _*_aren't just for babies_*_ here,y'know honestly..?)_

    • @GudaGudaPaisen
      @GudaGudaPaisen 26 дней назад +1

      Dirty habits.

    • @sharonspears-mandeville2369
      @sharonspears-mandeville2369 26 дней назад +5

      Some people are just disgusting..

    • @StoneDeceiver
      @StoneDeceiver 26 дней назад

      the overwhelming majority. it is a tiny minority who are neurotic to the point they have to stop what they are doing to take a shower before making love with ur wife/husband.

  • @irradiated_woman8016
    @irradiated_woman8016 27 дней назад +242

    And thats why we need quality reproductive health classes for all kids and teens (age appropriate ofc.) Knowing not to go back to front might seem obvious, but there are women who reach adulthood without ever hearing this or other basic things... Plenty of men out there dont understand hygiene either!

    • @angelarevalo6903
      @angelarevalo6903 27 дней назад

      No you sicko. Only pedophiles want to teach children about sex. You really don't know what happened the first time sex-ed was taught in American schools. Your comment proves your ignorance and naivety about this subject matter.

    • @Delimon007
      @Delimon007 26 дней назад +14

      You are supposed to do both until it's dry and there is no more, otherwise you are just spreading it to one place and not really cleaning properly. You, also, should be taking a shower if you just had diahrea, doesn't even need to be a long shower, just spend 2-3 mins washing yourself off. . .

    • @isthiscereallife
      @isthiscereallife 26 дней назад

      ​​@Delimon007 having a vagina, you are not supposed to wipe anything with fecal matter on it towards the vaginal opening. you never ever ever wipe back to front

    • @Laz3rCat95
      @Laz3rCat95 26 дней назад +34

      @@Delimon007 What would be even better is if we learn from what other countries have done and start using bidets.

    • @livelovely4681
      @livelovely4681 26 дней назад +8

      It can happen on accident especially if you're already sick and exhausted. Our anatomy isn't forgiving 😂. The more of a testament to always showering before sex and not having it while feeling down.

  • @joeblow6478
    @joeblow6478 26 дней назад +93

    2:17 "Ian hadn't eaten well for a very long time." LMAO That's an understatement.

  • @Jason-ml3vs
    @Jason-ml3vs 25 дней назад +139

    The question is who’s worse. Her for not bathing, or him not caring. This is disgusting 🤮

    • @SuperBROKEN81
      @SuperBROKEN81 24 дня назад +3

      He probably didn't know she didn't shower

    • @thepaesesai
      @thepaesesai 24 дня назад +18

      Which begs the question: Had she already smelled rank to the point he thought that was normal?!

    • @sjla2009
      @sjla2009 24 дня назад +5

      @@thepaesesai ugh 🤢 this puts me off ever being in a relationship again

    • @ZinhleMkhwanazi-mc4jt
      @ZinhleMkhwanazi-mc4jt 21 день назад +1

      ​@@sjla2009😂

    • @shzykh
      @shzykh 21 день назад

      @@SuperBROKEN81 bro, you can tell.

  • @chantellesinger5518
    @chantellesinger5518 24 дня назад +1

    Ok but why was this title actually SO FUNNY 😂😂😂

  • @5p1ic3
    @5p1ic3 26 дней назад +159

    My partner forgot your name and thought you were "Fat Llama." Great parody name. You should use it for something!

  • @DudeManDude-ot5fv
    @DudeManDude-ot5fv 27 дней назад +299

    What a shitty situation....
    I'll see myself out....

    • @LMerci
      @LMerci 27 дней назад +15

      😂

    • @sensen9124
      @sensen9124 27 дней назад +1

      💩

    • @SarinaSazi
      @SarinaSazi 26 дней назад +3

      Bro...😂😂😂😂

    • @Antidemonn
      @Antidemonn 26 дней назад +1

      Didnt get it

    • @DudeManDude-ot5fv
      @DudeManDude-ot5fv 26 дней назад

      @@Antidemonn don't worry about it, it was just a crappy comment.....
      Ok ok I really will stop the shit. I can't help it I got poop for brains.

  • @CrappyGamerHere
    @CrappyGamerHere 27 дней назад +93

    So at what point in dating do you ask how they wipe?

  • @LaJota-lb8xg
    @LaJota-lb8xg 7 дней назад +1

    This is why you should be honest and ALWAYS tell your partners if you're sick or have weird symptomps. If you care about the other person you have to protect their health and overall wellbeing and that includes intimacy. People treat sex so carelessly when so many precautions should be taken! BE EMPATHETIC AND RESPONSIBLE!

  • @ckharu
    @ckharu 26 дней назад +44

    Bruh I got Giardia from a stream in Wyoming, iodine pills didn’t kill it. I sat on the toilet for 12 hours straight diarrhea and puking simultaneously. 30M and so far that was the closer to death I have felt.

    • @belzeebubbubbachunks
      @belzeebubbubbachunks 25 дней назад

      Common in the ultra-world. Knew so many runners who did BH100 and got giardia after

    • @Hopppp
      @Hopppp 25 дней назад +5

      Sounds similar to a nasty rihnovirus 😬 you poor man, I'm glad you made a Full Recovery™

    • @DandyParrott
      @DandyParrott 25 дней назад +3

      Iodine?? You need metronidazole and fenbendazole to treat it.

    • @ckharu
      @ckharu 25 дней назад

      @@DandyParrott I was on a weekend backpacking trip, I pulled a Nalgene of water and treated it with iodine pills. Other two guys used lifestraws and had no issues.

    • @rickiecomeaux8287
      @rickiecomeaux8287 24 дня назад +1

      30M? 30 meters? 30 Mega (30 million)?

  • @nacheems8047
    @nacheems8047 27 дней назад +116

    The shady taco seller story comes full circle

    • @aerisvulkan2538
      @aerisvulkan2538 27 дней назад +7

      THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT 💀

    • @Sagethegay
      @Sagethegay 26 дней назад +3

      I like to think that all of his videos take place in the same town and are all interconnected

    • @AHamp123
      @AHamp123 26 дней назад

      Ayooo 💀🤢

    • @John_C_J
      @John_C_J 26 дней назад +3

      This time, we had a slight detour.

    • @abasdarhon
      @abasdarhon 26 дней назад

      Excellent comment; I salute you!

  • @BlakeShake4
    @BlakeShake4 27 дней назад +291

    It's actually crazy to me there are grown adults still wiping back to front lol

    • @Itsnotthatdeep88
      @Itsnotthatdeep88 27 дней назад

      The fact that she let this man eat her out while her lady areas were dirty is diabolical in addition to being a menace and wiping back to front…double whammy here 🤢🤢

    • @RealLotus002
      @RealLotus002 27 дней назад +17

      there's a lot of people out there that enjoy cookies and cream flavour

    • @xoafallen6239
      @xoafallen6239 27 дней назад +18

      Thats actually vile to me

    • @nickkerr6068
      @nickkerr6068 27 дней назад

      If you're a biological male, it's okay

    • @shawbros
      @shawbros 27 дней назад +30

      I had to argue about this, about a year ago with a 70 year old guy that has bad memory. (Or maybe he doesn't have much common sense?) He would argue that back to front was the correct way. When I tried to correct him, he would say that is what doctors told him. I told him "NO, THE DOCTORS TOLD YOU FRONT TO BACK!!". I had to break it down for him, and I told him that (in females) back to front means you are moving poop from the butt to the vagina. Some peoples brains are just too far gone to help.