DATING A RODEO GAL ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | Red Flags Card Game w/ Ze, Chilled, GaLm, Smarty, & Tom #6

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  • Опубликовано: 2 фев 2025

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  • @pantskh
    @pantskh 7 лет назад +81

    Last video: "She delivers breast milk to you every morning!"
    This video: "You're dating a leprechaun!"
    If the goal of Red Flags was to drive away the lucky suitor as far as possible then you'd be winning.
    But it's not. Way to sell those cards Ze.

  • @11Tacolover11
    @11Tacolover11 7 лет назад +44

    Let's all not forget...
    "You make them drip like an egg-sandwich"

    • @OriginalGameteer
      @OriginalGameteer 7 лет назад +6

      I wrote that on Tom's video when he saw that card. I will make sure the Tom fans don't forget the egg sandwich

  • @IMoonMotherI
    @IMoonMotherI 7 лет назад +19

    Ze: But she doesn't know how to grasp it.
    My mind: -insert Patrick from Spongebob- FIRMLY GRASP. IT.

  • @ranpo_edogawa
    @ranpo_edogawa 7 лет назад +22

    Ze, "One for All" is super strength that can also be transmitted to other people via DNA transfer. Blood transfusions, sex, ect. can in fact give you this ability as well.

    • @SteadfastWL
      @SteadfastWL 7 лет назад +4

      It also requires the want to give away the ability, as said after the fight against stain.

    • @ranpo_edogawa
      @ranpo_edogawa 7 лет назад +1

      Steadfast Whiplash Oh I forgot about that thanks!

  • @haylie1689
    @haylie1689 7 лет назад +37

    Oh my gosh "Have you had sex before?" Ze being interrogated about his sex life lol.

  • @lcslndmt
    @lcslndmt 7 лет назад +20

    "Fuck me, banini" God damn it Chilled xD

  • @meganhoffman4469
    @meganhoffman4469 7 лет назад +14

    So confirmed, Ze is a full-blooded Mormon American who has never had sex. Rough life, buddy.

  • @Sticks_And_Glue
    @Sticks_And_Glue 7 лет назад +57

    I had a dream a week ago that Ze was dating Shubble. Then at the end of the dream Ze was like "Sorry Chilled, I'm with Shubble now."

    • @Furiac.
      @Furiac. 7 лет назад +4

      Inaccurate

  • @adamrhodes9533
    @adamrhodes9533 7 лет назад +12

    "She could be Tharja!"
    Insert the TomLewd emote here.

  • @bradypahl
    @bradypahl 7 лет назад +2

    Loving these longer videos Ze :D Also had an awful day so good to come back home and have some laughs with you and the derp crew

  • @mellymarie
    @mellymarie 7 лет назад +6

    Chilled defending his cards is the best 😂

  • @showbeaut
    @showbeaut 7 лет назад +20

    Ze, I've been here since the Excellent Adventure days (2011?) and this past year or so has been extremely full of hard life stuff. It's been really tough at times, but your videos have been a constant day to day. I'm at the point where the hard life stuff isn't so hard and you (and the other derps) played a role in that. Keep it up and thank you for everything :D

  • @rcommando1107
    @rcommando1107 7 лет назад +10

    A dire wolf is a wolf , but dire.

  • @possesseddemonwolf7960
    @possesseddemonwolf7960 6 лет назад +3

    Ze: I'm not a virgin
    Me: I'm not surprised, look at that face

  • @danielhe280
    @danielhe280 7 лет назад +1

    31:30
    One For All is the union of two Quirks: A Quirk that stockpiles power and a Quirk that could be transferred to others. This mutation was caused by the Quirk, All For One.
    One For All allows the user to access stockpiled power, which grants the user momentary superhuman strength at destructive levels, increased agility and superhuman speed.

  • @JetZV
    @JetZV 7 лет назад +3

    23:07 Ze... Galm image is him dressed up as Snake from MGS5... SAHELANTHROPUS WOULD'VE BEEN PERFECT, YOU PUTZ.

  • @thegentlemanpirate13
    @thegentlemanpirate13 5 лет назад +2

    The moon rock thing for tge portals is a common misconception. They had portal gun prototypes in the 50s, and only bought the moon rocks in the late 60s/early 70s. They're a good conductor for them, but not the only one.

  • @fullmetalval6380
    @fullmetalval6380 7 лет назад +3

    You know what would have been a good conspiracy theory for girl Chilled was telling Smarty about? That Ze's a Mormon.

  • @comrade1158
    @comrade1158 7 лет назад +5

    I just got back from DnD when I watched this

  • @mediumsizedjack6555
    @mediumsizedjack6555 7 лет назад +43

    Ze would you date a cactus strike

  • @tritondemius3723
    @tritondemius3723 7 лет назад +20

    "One for all" is basically super strength

    • @sprinklez10
      @sprinklez10 7 лет назад +8

      And she also has the power to give you super strength. Eh?

    • @Phoenixdown37
      @Phoenixdown37 7 лет назад +3

      Don't forget it's through the transfer of DNA. So anyone who's dating her would also have super strength.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

    • @sprinklez10
      @sprinklez10 7 лет назад +3

      Only if she willingly gives them the power though.

    • @april5054
      @april5054 7 лет назад +2

      Controllable super strength, at that.

    • @AshEshyr
      @AshEshyr 7 лет назад

      galm, smarty and tom watch anime right? they probs would understand that card so he should've played it on them.

  • @grim5808
    @grim5808 7 лет назад

    Good morning again! Also thank you for playing this game it's very funny and your reactions are priceless😁

  • @wuftchan8299
    @wuftchan8299 6 лет назад +1

    0:25 wow no that's a bad anime reference pmeoansdf

  • @chrismontoya7831
    @chrismontoya7831 7 лет назад +11

    Last time I was this early, Mini Ladd still played with Nanners!

  • @Furiac.
    @Furiac. 7 лет назад

    The 6ft pubes made me laugh to death

  • @JeffTheHippo
    @JeffTheHippo 7 лет назад

    play with the heavy ruleset: 3 white cards played, and two red cards played. gain two more total white cards and one more total
    in red card

  • @hernandezg155
    @hernandezg155 7 лет назад +14

    Wait is Smarty bi? Sorry but Galm's comment threw me off

  • @Sticks_And_Glue
    @Sticks_And_Glue 7 лет назад +1

    Question time: Ze, how different would your life be if you never joined the creatures?

  • @DanceDevI
    @DanceDevI 4 года назад

    Dnd: Check
    Massages: Check
    Brags about past sexual conquests: ....Now I feel personally attacked...

  • @ArxMagnum
    @ArxMagnum 7 лет назад +2

    'Works for UNSC' depending on the position she might not be a good person.

  • @derptomistic
    @derptomistic 7 лет назад +8

    I like that girl who gets all of the references, because I have references for days... Hell, that was a Hellsing Abridged reference! I have more...
    (Try to figure out where all of them are from and you get a cookie... that doesn't actually exist... deal with it)
    "Sweet merciful Buddha what the fuck?!?"
    "I am 3 1/2 feet of pain and I will tear your world a-fucking-sunder"
    "Sweet mother Teresa on the hood of a Mercedes-Benz! You sound like a majestic FUCKING eagle."
    "Bitches love cannons!"
    "If you are having problems with our customer service, please call 1-800-EATADICK"
    "It's okay, I get to fuck a goddess..."
    "Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to Earth, and we most certainly regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!"
    "I hope somebody picks up that phone, because I FUCKING CALLED IT!"
    "I've been to Hell. The only real bad part were these two German guys who tried to wrestle me."
    "... and Squad F, for fuck's sake stop playing Bejewled!"
    "Bow chicka bow wow"
    "Hey chicka bum bum"
    "I guess that's my name now... Until I die... Farto"
    "It's pronounced Nebelwerfer, because it werfs ze nebel. Much like the flammenwerfer werfs ze flammen, und ze panzershreck shrecks ze panzer :D "
    "...My boss is a woman, I was a chick in the 40s, I HATE EVERYONE EQUALLY, and there is no one alive who can comprehend my sexual preference..."
    "I dropped my Hot Pocket!"
    "Zarbon, give the command!" "Dedoria, give the command!" "....... get 'um"
    *I NEVER RUN OUT*
    "Education is.... good."
    "SHUT UP AND LET ME BE NAKED!"
    "Suddenly it reeks of hypocrisy in here. Oh, if it isn't the Catholic church. And what's this? No little Timmy glued to your crotch? Progress :)"
    "Let me put this in a way you'll understand... I'm about to blow my load ALL OVER your insides... no homo"
    "Time is not made out of lines. It is made out of circles... THIS IS WHY CLOCKS ARE ROUND!"
    "My name is Hanz Hanzington!"
    "What you gotta do is go down to the local pharmacy, ask for something called Viagra, and it'll help you GO FUCK YOURSELF!"
    "Hey, what are you doing?" "Playing video gaes..."
    "I own you! I own this planet! In fact, FUCK THIS PLANET!"
    *This is starting to get a bit too long*
    "Is that the Nemekian? Is that me? Is that me *stronger* than me? I'LL FUCKING KILL ME!"
    "He destroyed ze blood fountain." "Looks fine to me." "IT USE TO BE WATER!"
    "Their security sucks!"
    "Who do I have to blow to get a good set of armor around here?"
    "This is why I went multiplatform years ago"
    "I LOVE YOU KITCHEN GUN!"
    "And like that, the war begins!" "Oops, did I just accidently a war?"
    "Can we not fly so close to the water?!?" "I REALLY LIKE DOLPHINS I WANT TO SEE ONE!"
    *Yes, I realize that my main form of reference is spitting out quotes. Deal with it scrub*
    (Aerosmith starts playing)

    • @theorderofthefrontmostlawn4546
      @theorderofthefrontmostlawn4546 7 лет назад

      LMAO. I know all of these references and it brought a smile to my face.
      You definitely deserve a cookie for making all of these varied quotes.

  • @Urpuss
    @Urpuss 7 лет назад +1

    12:00 All this time I thought Ze was a Canadian and now I find out he is no better than Chilled? Shame on you Ze! Shame on you!

  • @lt_lettuce_
    @lt_lettuce_ 7 лет назад

    What Pack are you using

  • @TheAnalatheist
    @TheAnalatheist 7 лет назад

    Smarty's putting chemicals in the water that are turning the freakin' frogs gay!

  • @goldengolem4670
    @goldengolem4670 7 лет назад

    You guys forget that portals can only be placed on moon rock surfaces which also cost a lot as well as cause cancer...............................................

  • @Nixxie-Pond
    @Nixxie-Pond 3 года назад

    Finds out that Galm has a filipino blood
    Me from the Philippines: YESSSSS!!!!
    but no, he doesnt get a citizenship even though his mother is a filipino though. it doesn't change the fact that galm was born somewhere NOT in the Philippines. He does have to register for citizenship. it's not an automatic thing here

  • @partlymarble
    @partlymarble 7 лет назад

    a lenny face in the video name? how intersting...

  • @briandiaz9213
    @briandiaz9213 7 лет назад

    You need to watch my hero aceemia for one for all

  • @simplegamer2224
    @simplegamer2224 7 лет назад

    Actually the way it works is if your born in a curtain country your a citizen of that country even if your parents are born somewhere else. But your still technically whatever you are by blood. Like say your an african who was born in america. You would be an american citizen even if your parents were just on vacation. You would difinitly be an african by blood but an american citizen for being born on american soil. Thats how it works for every place you could have been born at.

    • @Bkiller1201
      @Bkiller1201 7 лет назад

      Craig Foster I love curtain countries

  • @nuggetmonster8260
    @nuggetmonster8260 7 лет назад +1

    Galm's UNSC chick sounds a lot like Alison/agent Texas from red vs blue and I don't know about you but I wouldn't want to be the director.

    • @thatnicegamer7363
      @thatnicegamer7363 7 лет назад

      Nugget monster you watch red vs blue?

    • @nuggetmonster8260
      @nuggetmonster8260 7 лет назад

      so?

    • @thatnicegamer7363
      @thatnicegamer7363 7 лет назад

      Nugget monster it was a question red vs blue is my second favorite series from rooster teeth

    • @nuggetmonster8260
      @nuggetmonster8260 7 лет назад

      I knew that it was a question I just thought it sounded a little passive aggressive.

  • @adamrhodes9533
    @adamrhodes9533 7 лет назад +1

    There should be a pack of Red Cards that are all only positives.

    • @laytonhudson9197
      @laytonhudson9197 7 лет назад +5

      Adam Rhodes I don't think you understand the concept

    • @adamrhodes9533
      @adamrhodes9533 7 лет назад +1

      I do. And that's exactly why I think there should be.

    • @bunwong8080
      @bunwong8080 7 лет назад

      You mean a white card?

  • @tartaroshero2070
    @tartaroshero2070 7 лет назад

    Was Smarty allowed to just throw out cards and grab new ones?

  • @tritondemius3723
    @tritondemius3723 7 лет назад

    Galm wool Filipinos for life

  • @doodlebob3492
    @doodlebob3492 7 лет назад

    I wish I was a Canadian citizen

  • @tritondemius3723
    @tritondemius3723 7 лет назад

    My mom and dad was born the Philippines, I was born in America (1st gen) and I have dual citizen ship but I would say I'm american

    • @kappalhu3574
      @kappalhu3574 7 лет назад

      Otaku drawer range with me but I was born in England

    • @michealyoutube4911
      @michealyoutube4911 5 лет назад

      Triton Demius well you consider yourself American even if your parents are from Philippines and you have dual citizenship, Ze even if he was born in USA he considers himself Canadian even if he with your thinking he would be be American, just he rather be Canadian and identifies as a Canadian rather then identifies as American even if he was born the USA.
      Just different thought process.

  • @veggai
    @veggai 7 лет назад

    not morman my life is a lie

  • @bakugoatisangery3286
    @bakugoatisangery3286 7 лет назад

    GREAt viD

  • @CaptainKirkCrunchComedy
    @CaptainKirkCrunchComedy 7 лет назад

    So anyways ze goes your sex life? Haha

  • @cakemangaming3114
    @cakemangaming3114 7 лет назад +1

    Power Armor is Fallout, not Halo. Chilled is annoying me with this.

  • @thalicorules5230
    @thalicorules5230 7 лет назад +3

    Girls aren't allowed to be part of the bull riding they only do barrel racing and stuff like that

  • @gens0kyo
    @gens0kyo 7 лет назад

    Sup

  • @whirlwind6wind33
    @whirlwind6wind33 7 лет назад

    Hey! Flip the table!

  • @kimberleefoster4171
    @kimberleefoster4171 7 лет назад

    I want to date you Ze :)

  • @Breyze_
    @Breyze_ 7 лет назад +1

    so whats galms nationality then lol? at firet i thought he was white (hadnt seen his face) then when i seen him i thought he was african american, now his mothers from the philippines

  • @Luchoedge
    @Luchoedge 7 лет назад

    I don't like your new music intro. :C

  • @metazoxan2
    @metazoxan2 6 лет назад +1

    Didn't like the later half of this. A lot of bad cards and then people shouting over each other non stop while a winner if picked amoung the chaos. Didn't even know who won a few of those rounds.

  • @carlweste2591
    @carlweste2591 7 лет назад

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