MATT RIFE roasts the youngest audience member ever 🤣👶
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- Опубликовано: 25 фев 2024
- "Head support holding on by a thread! 😱 #PanicModeActivated"
Watch as comedian Matt Rife roasts the youngest audience member ever! This adorable baby gets some hilarious jabs from Matt in this must-watch clip. You won't want to miss out on this cuteness overload!
Original Source: Matt Rife
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He missed the chance to say - Luke i am your father
😂😂
That would have been EPIC!
😂😂😂 this wins the comment section!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
broooooo lmao
😂 Luke started to cry because Matt didn't start the bidding high enough 😂
That could have been a good segue
He was like "I deserve more bitch" 😂
Exactly my thought!! 😂
Baby: thas it bro? I’m worth at LEAST 5k
Exactly!!!
20 years from now. The kid sitting front row at one of his shows. “I was that baby” 🤯
I bet Matt remembers this 😂❤
You think Matt Rife will still be performing in 20 years from now?! 😂
This would be awesome for both of them
And just like the baby on the Nevermind album, he's gonna sue the guy/guys (in Nirvana's case) who made him famous! XD
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Imagine getting roasted by a comedian on stage a few months after you were born 😂
Right! Luke ain't even do nothing 😂
That baby a few days old. Thats wild
I think the baby was actually only like 5 weeks old, if I remember correctly.
@@MsP2793 😱 that makes it even better 🤣
@MsP2793 oh u were there....
"his posture is not got right now"... Yeah, you've folded him in half!
😂
Baby likes it
Yeah he looked like he was going to slide out :P
Exactly!
And he's yelling into the baby's ears😂
When the baby started to cry after he said 100$ i was totally expecting Matt to say "nevermind, 200$" 😂
I was thinking more like $99
I expected a $50
The interesting thing about babies. They are very, very, very sensitive to “ intention” language is not needed. Emotional thought is what they feel.
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Right? Or lower the bid lmao 😂
"She it's crying" 😂😂😂
Two seconds later: “Nice to meet you, Luke!”
Typical response 😹😹😹😹😹
Hahaha cause he didn't know the gender yet is all. 🤣🤣🤣😩😩😩
Green sucks!
You can’t tell in green or yellow
That gender neutral clothing must go!
I always made sure my boys clothes looked like boys, and girls like girls.
Not dresses per se… but at least the colors!
My husband pulled a fast one with “baby jeggings” on our son. I said Heck NO!
He’s NOT a sixteen year old girl!
I changed him right then!
Sh.. it's crying
I love that he supported the neck and covered his ears, at least lol
see the full video somewhere else please
Oh you got me intrigued 😂 I'm gonna go find it now 😎✌️@sudhanshusaini504
@@sudhanshusaini504 why? Does the baby's head fall off or something? Lol
Not that far off with does the baby’s head fall off comment !
This video cuts out the babies head completely snapping back and flopping forward
Him singing the Lion king song while giving the baby at the end was hilarious 😂😂
😅
So, my husband and I played the Lion King song while I was delivering our youngest! I laughed and cried the entire time😂
People really be bringing newborns to gigs and events, while I am over here like a shut-in, waiting for my kids to reach at least 8 before I even attempt a public setting.
It's a preference, nothing wrong with it.
Baby just go. My momma took us everywhere. You get to still have fun and not worry and ur baby gets to experience life and won’t be impressed by bare minimums later
Lol I feel you! I have a 2-month old & started to get cabin fever after those first 3 weeks. We leave the house every other day now, even if it's for no reason
😂😂😂
At least you’re not the kind of parent who brings crying screaming kids to adult places. 👏👏
Wow I’ve never seen a comedian so terrified on stage before lol.
This is basically all guys have never held a baby before. If my wife gets pregnant, I don’t even know what I’m supposed to do. What if I lay down on the couch while it’s taking a nap my dog gets jealous a nuzzle it off. What do you do?! do
@@bochapman1058all guys have never held a baby?! 😂😂😂😂😂 sure thing mate 😂😂😂😂
He actually did great I thought. Exceptionally well 🤗☺️
@@marcuscrumpton8568 in a very controlled environment yes. You let a rando just take your baby and walk around a stage? I’d call that bad parenting.
@@marcuscrumpton8568 I didn’t say all guys haven’t I said this is how all guys who haven’t a huge difference mate.
That’s nuts taking a tiny baby to something that loud
And breastfeeding.
@@SadhviJenn I'm more concerned about hearing damage than them waking up. Their little ears are fragile.
That's a brand new baby which means his ears haven't opened up and drained of uterine fluids yet. Other then that, you cover his ears.
The idiots commenting against the momma breastfeeding, you cant feed a new baby anything. We mommas are snack and meal providers for a while. Not big deal whatsoever. Not all babies take a bottle and not all babies take the boob. If a young baby is on the boob, you don't give it a pumped bottle. It's called nipple confusion.
Education is so much better then randomly yipping rude comments about what boobs are made for!
@@lyingdogfacedponysoldier5746 Clearly, you are. You just ignored nipple confusion. Survival needs trump your version of decorum. Breastfed babies aren't on bottles, especially newborns. You do what's right for the baby and if anyone has an issue they can eff off
@@lyingdogfacedponysoldier5746 Boo 👎👎👎
The amount of anxiety i had watching this, and i don't even have a baby.
You’re not alone.
I've got two and he wouldn't be holding them on stage. :) brave mum. Though he did well.
Ohhh, you should see what the docs and nurses do with em' in the hospital. They're fresh out the womb, and they handle them like a 3 year old with a baby doll....
Dead serious...
@@katherinetomasello3661 I don't agree. Having been there for two of mine being born. Handed over to mum the second it came out and treated like gold from that second on.
I swear I'm like, DUDE! HOLD HIM UP!
He’s covered the baby’s ear so the show wouldn’t be to loud and scare him. Matt is so thoughtful.
He should have some fucking real ear protection
I like matt but that was just careless the baby probably was crying cuz of the noise. Idk what he was thinking..
@@kiwi_bottom8851 wdym the baby was already at the venue how is it his fault its noisy
Yeah after he yelled in it's ear and made it cry😂
“ thank god cause I’m starving “had me deadd😂
"Thank God. Cause I'm starving"
In this show he holds the baby around 5 minutes and tells the audience to laugh quieter. Matt would make a great dad.
He straight up screamed in that baby’s ear. Did we watch the same video?
@@ALT-vz3jnPeople are delusional.
He sure yelled loud enough right in his ears. Cute though, I'm sure he made that mom feel good.
OMG. As a mom of 2 younger kids I just couldn't look at how he was holding Luke. 😂😂😂 But it is nice, how he actually normalized mom having fun while being with her baby.
no, this is actually bad for the baby, but no one's gonna talk about that...
But I dint think bringing baby to such a loud event is a good idea though
@@JuneKafaltiya I think the comedian complained about his lack of ear protection too in the full version
Haha I thought the exact same thing. He looked sooo stiff. 😂 I don't like kids, so when I had my daughter I had no idea how to hold her or what to do at first. It reminded me of that lol
That was pretty cool. He made me laugh about being hungry 😂
Imagine no one believes him 20 years from now when he says Matt Rife held me on stage
Yeah Matt is awesome. Right now. In 20 years nobody will know who that is.
@@neiph8686 true the world will be a different place by that time
Matt Riffe will get like 75 people claiming they were that baby😂
Tell me you ain’t ever held a baby without telling me you ain’t ever held a baby 😂
All my motherly instincts were screaming from the way he held the baby. Glad he gave him back quickly
Wasn’t quick enough
That baby ain’t mind one bit… It was squished in the womb before it came out… 🙄
@@michaeladean158 I guess you haven’t seen many babies. Once they come out they don’t ever want to be squished again
@michaeladean158 And It's best that once they come out the womb, you don't squish them again Mic 🫠
That baby kooked like he was comfortable to me
He even lion kinged it . That witty bastard. lol
To bad Guinness wasn't there to verify the youngest human to ever be roasted by a comedian 😂
i work with babies so it’s basically like i have 5 part time infants, seeing Matt hold Luke like that gave me a slight bit of anxiety but i also felt so amused by the way he tried to comfort him when he cried
Men hold babies weird
That part when the baby's neck rolled my heart almost dropped at that moment like 😭 but the way he gently rubs the baby's neck when it started crying is so 😊😍
Matt supported his head the entire time even when handing him back to mom
@katiemcelwee6271 it was cut out from this clip, but in the first half of him holding the baby, he didn't support the head, and it was flopping everywhere
@@wyrmwood3526oh God. Was the mom not worried?
Well, he survived
He missed out in saying.... Luke I'm your father😂😂😂
Even if he didn't know how to hold the baby pretty well... he did a great job soothing him ❤ how lovely
HIS SMILE AFTER SAYING ITS CRYING OMFG SO CUTE
Give that baby a medal! 😅
Letting a stranger hold your baby is wild
Whats wild about it?
@@briankenome Because it's a stranger...
@@Beshak123 oh please!
@@briankenome stop begging
@@Beshak123 😂...but in all honesty I see nothing wrong with it, at least from a cultural perspective. Where I'm from it's not a strange thing.
It's the lion King song at the end 😂😂😂😂
She is crying dude 😂😂😂😂 and then Luke is crying "
His slight look of tenderness when the baby started crying though ❤
I love that he is covering his ears❤
I like the jump cut to him holding the baby it’s so hilarious
Man’s never held a baby in his life. LOL
Luke said don't you EVER disrespect me!!! Only $100??!!!😂😂
That’s one for the baby’s book that is one of a kind ❣️🎤😁
Blesses kid in "Lion King" 😂
Yooo, 2024 is wild, sis came straight from the hospital to see Matt Rife😂😂😂😂😂
Literally
Matt getting on his knees to make sure the baby is safe is all i gotta know.
From watching him get the baby, my only thought was you gotta go to your knees for the handoff. He did. Dudes a good guy.
Love how Matt’s holding his head up but in the process covering his ear for the noise
“She- its crying!”
😂😂😂
The way he held that baby; he’d have to give him back to me IMMEDIATELY
It must be SO LOUD in that theatre and you have a NEWBORN BABY there 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
You mean the baby that was... SLEEPING?? 😂
I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, I recently had my second baby and while YES, it’s best to stay home with your newborns.. there were days when I seriously didn’t even feel human- I was just a living breathing slave to my newborn and toddler. Maybe this woman needed to do something for herself- and if you breastfeed that usually means bringing a baby along
@@samiid6391you made the choice to have a baby. That baby didn’t have a choice.
@@MisssKayy pretty sure she knows that. if babies in warzones can live im sure that baby will be okay, its a comedy show.
@@Jordan23501👍that puts everything into perspective. I once saw a newborn (younger than this baby) at a Yankees game, decked out in her lil Yankees gear.😂
“Luke, I am NOT your father” 🤣😂🤣
Matt's clock just started ticking.
Matt looks like he’s never held a living creature in his life 😂
Awww that’s so adorable ❤
and he's so nervous 🤣🤣
@ClipsPort69 you can see the veins in his arms just protruding outta his skin because he's so tensed up, determined not to drop him 😂
That baby KNOW his worth😂😂😂
Why would you bring a baby somewhere this loud
Ask this to those who bring them to theatres 😅
@@prudhvivankineni4880 I'm pretty sure that's exactly what I did
@@StinkyBuster yeah I meant movie theatres where u can't even pause the show
He's actually very good with babies😊 the whole posture thing is fine really bc of they are not comfy they'll definitely let you know. Babies are resilient!! Ugh😢 I want another one so bad!!
"Thank god, cause I'm starving dude"
🤣
Why did my ovaries burst seeing him holding a baby? 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Did you notice how he covers his esr
That part at the end tho 😂😂😂
Dude has such fantastic interaction with the audience, it's really amazing and refreshing. Good on you bro you spread Aloha ❤
Just gotta say, excellent baby handling from Matt 😂 maybe the posture was weird, but he kept his hand in the most important place behind his neck
"Its crying" literally me when ever i hold a baby 💀
Lol. Transforms into Rife-fiki on the handoff.
Adorable. Every young lady in her 20s ovaries just woke up snapping pointing and whistling
This baby already has its arch origin story for revenge
I am actually happy with this episode. Love the baby holding and roasting bit a lot.
The best with kid
The ending 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bro got no chill…. Didn’t even leave a spot to roast anyone everyone… that baby got a bright future 😂❤
how is he holding the baby😭
I like how you cut the part where he let the babies head flop all over the place 😂
That's prob a good thing 👌✅😂 as long a the baby's ok and it looked like it. That was adorable.
Matt rife is like the Eminem of comedy😂
He cant speak normal words without incorporating his art
I have a feeling that was a scream of terror saved by thr Lion King song 😂😂. When people watch a parent just grab their child or even first time parents watch the nurses just up and grab and all you've ever been told is that one solid second of not holding the neck will immediately damage said child, people do a panic.
People really out here handing their newborns to strangers just because they’re famous 💀
He is on stage...what could possibly go wrong...will he run off the stage😅
i would trust matt rife with my life
@@oduntanfawaz2112I think it's less a matter of him running off with the baby and more a matter of God forbid he drops the baby or something. Too risky. I wouldn't do it
He’s holding the baby so lovingly 🥺
“We’re gonna start the bidding at $100” and “Luke’s neck is f*ckin loose dude” got me dying 😂
bro is screaming into a microphone right over the babies head talking about “it’s crying” 💀🙄
I can’t believe someone really came to a comedy show with a baby 😒
“She it’s crying” clever joke! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
the baby smiling when he said “rearrange him”😂🥺
Thanks for the laugh 😅😅😅😅....it's crying!!!
Comedy brought to another level.
The way his head flops 😂
He looks like a normal. He'll make a great dad.
He’s gonna catch baby fever now😅
Matt is ready to be a father.
Idk doesn't look like he knows how to hold a baby but I love how included he let's his fans get
This young man! I hope you find a good woman to make babies with Matt Rife, for you will be an exceptional parent.
The fact matt held the babies head even when he was in mom's hands imwas super sweet
Rearrange him and we have a Rubix Cube 😂. This was so cute how Matt held the baby and looked amazed and then when baby started to cry he gave the baby back to its mom.
This is the best Dad Joke ever his parents just can play this portion over and over whenever their kid is driving them nuts.
thats insane
i wanna know the reaction of that baby when he grows up 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Covering his ears was smart dude
Bruh she really couldn't find a babysitter😂
I wanna go back to when kids were left somewhere else while adults have fun. 😭
That baby is less than 2 months old, they really can't be left.
“And that is how I met your mother”.
he's not a rubic cube, cant rearrange him
I feel like he's definitely had practice holding a baby.
Who brings their child to a club of any kind? That’s so strange! Bad for the babies ears too
Bruh scrolling just to find this comment, these milfs are thirsty lol
That's his baby🤣
I love this. The baby didnt want to be sold. He was so gentle but hilarious.
I❤Matt.
He’s just got a sweet spirit.👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🫶🏼💪🏼😘
"We're going to start the bidding at $100."
Baby starts crying.
"You're right, that's too low. $500!"
imagine giving your scared baby to a random comedian for attention like wtf is wrong with people
You mean the one.. sleeping..😂. He wasn't scared. Get over it
God damn calm down. People are so upright anymore it's not that serious.
He been around babies for a LONG TIME
He really knows how to interact with the crowd. It doesn't even count that he's pretty. Matt Rife is all personality...fugging funny af