Kid Throws Rock At Machine Gunner

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  • Опубликовано: 2 окт 2024
  • Nikko Ortiz deployment footage captures soldiers on mounted vehicle patrol with machine guns like 50 cal and 240. Fun little documentary to show that not all patrols are combat patrols sometimes weird things just happen.
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  • @jordanmacconnell97
    @jordanmacconnell97 4 часа назад +237

    Kids in Fallujah would throw rocks at me every day. Till one day they started turnning into grenades. Turns out they were just practicing the whole time.

    • @rdpillsforall6884
      @rdpillsforall6884 3 часа назад +37

      “So anyways, I started blasting.”

    • @NathanLee-cu9xw
      @NathanLee-cu9xw Час назад +5

      Thanks for your service

    • @NathanLee-cu9xw
      @NathanLee-cu9xw Час назад

      Do you want to give specific on what you did in fallujah

    • @Goog8778
      @Goog8778 Час назад +7

      ​@@NathanLee-cu9xw
      He obviously threw it back he posted this

    • @jordanmacconnell97
      @jordanmacconnell97 Час назад +3

      @@NathanLee-cu9xw Machine gunner

  • @AuroraTheBear
    @AuroraTheBear 4 часа назад +129

    .50 Gunner in Iraq when I was a tiny PFC. Can confirm, life is boring and having you're waist down be encased in a frost unknown to man and your waist up being exposed to the hellfire that is midday Iraq is a shitty feeling. Chain Smoking, 3-4 full size energy drinks a mission. Pissing in an old camelbak that I used (and cleaned, I'm not gross like that) the whole deployment. Life was simpler back then. Sometimes you'd hit that crisp 30kph and get a good crisp wind under your sweaty helmet if you tip your head back a little bit. Thanks Nikko for bringing back some core memories for me.

    • @5fingerlovetouch
      @5fingerlovetouch 3 часа назад

      chain smoking, slammin rip-its, and tormenting everyone with farts I don't have to smell.

  • @josephlucas5792
    @josephlucas5792 4 часа назад +143

    Mad respect for refusing to make paid content

    • @SnoopOnYouTube
      @SnoopOnYouTube 3 часа назад +3

      He fucking cant genius

    • @Robodinomon
      @Robodinomon 3 часа назад +3

      Ya man that’s what I call cool as fuck

    • @babypluto3679
      @babypluto3679 2 часа назад

      @@SnoopOnRUclipsare you dumb?

    • @bald_agent_smith
      @bald_agent_smith 2 часа назад +1

      Niko is a chad

    • @usaterminator09
      @usaterminator09 2 часа назад +1

      @@SnoopOnRUclips why ( i really dont know i dont watch all his videos so idk)

  • @NellieAdamsB0110
    @NellieAdamsB0110 4 часа назад +225

    CLICKED ON THIS STRAIGHT AWAY

  • @chronixdubz
    @chronixdubz 2 часа назад +44

    "SO MUCH WAR CRIME POTENTIAL RIGHT NOWWWW.....but I'm a nice guyyy!" 😂😂😂😂

  • @OG_Eisenfuchs
    @OG_Eisenfuchs 3 часа назад +32

    @0:51 I was a driver (IRQ 08-09 and 10-11) so it was nothing but booty hole, axe body spray, and protein farts.

  • @generalcheezit8289
    @generalcheezit8289 4 часа назад +49

    RUclips let this man post his combat footage

    • @Go2scout
      @Go2scout 2 часа назад +5

      F the RUclips Censorship.

    • @DonutVIP
      @DonutVIP 2 часа назад +5

      Yt is soft, 06 and 07 was the best

    • @babypluto3679
      @babypluto3679 2 часа назад +1

      @@DonutVIPyou did not watch RUclips in 06 07

    • @DonutVIP
      @DonutVIP 2 часа назад

      @babypluto3679 did, when 2 g 1 cup didn't get remove from yt
      If you're wondering yeah I created this account in 2010 because never knew you can make one, but I been around when youtube icon was a TV on ipod

    • @DonutVIP
      @DonutVIP 2 часа назад +3

      @babypluto3679 comment got deleted likewise.
      Been on when you can search 2 girls and a cup lmao and as far as I can remember the first yt icon was a TV on the iPod, been on the scene for a while.

  • @SakaGames
    @SakaGames 4 часа назад +16

    Thanks for the upload and perspective on this! I was Signal Corps, Iraq 2004 and 2006. Being non combat, the best I had as a gunner was my 249. No protection up top, open and exposed, essentially just a hole that could spin. I only had to be a gunner when it was our unit's turn to escort the septic trucks outside the wire to dump. I remember the day our company got their first M2. We all gathered around it and quoted Red Vs Blue, "I could blow up the whole world with this thing."

  • @leightonbuchanan
    @leightonbuchanan 4 часа назад +58

    Daym this kid threw a freaking rock at me

  • @Pboi2345
    @Pboi2345 4 часа назад +8

    It’s hilarious how he is so chill about getting rocks thrown at him

  • @MCM_Drone_worxs
    @MCM_Drone_worxs 4 часа назад +11

    the kid: GERNADE!!!

  • @AngeLa-du3gw
    @AngeLa-du3gw 4 часа назад +6

    As a gunner I will forever love the 240B such a beast

  • @Go2scout
    @Go2scout 3 часа назад +8

    Pepper Box Bro. I'm a poor 19D Veteran I got it. F the RUclips Censorship. Price point is a bit much, but not bad. I like to support my guys and watch what I want to watch.

    • @TheTexalorian
      @TheTexalorian 2 часа назад +1

      I subbed as soon as it launched, 1000% worth it

  • @11bravo72
    @11bravo72 3 часа назад +7

    Mr. Ortiz is so nice
    Giving us all this free knowledge on how to f shit up as we are all born to do. You sir are a gift from heaven itself.

  • @DannyyDigital
    @DannyyDigital 2 часа назад +2

    nikko running ads in the desert like "id like to thank raid shadow legends for sponsoring this weeks energy drinks..." and the pink mists a dude with the .50

  • @ion1566
    @ion1566 2 часа назад +2

    "I do not charge my for content" you have my fking respect man

  • @StevesSimStation
    @StevesSimStation 4 часа назад +10

    AND the MK19... cant forget about that one!! GOD RIPIT!!! Those were like legend over there, lol

    • @Shinigamiusmc
      @Shinigamiusmc 3 часа назад +2

      Ripits can be found at the Dollar tree

  • @loganbrown3334
    @loganbrown3334 Час назад +1

    Nikko has evolved into his next form, he is no longer "The Mad Grenadier", he is now "The Mad M2 Browning Handler"

  • @UProbablyDeservedIt
    @UProbablyDeservedIt 4 часа назад +6

    9:30 so girls can be spin the wheel and do see through try on hauls but u cant show combat footage💀💀💀

  • @ianholder-dw5yt
    @ianholder-dw5yt 3 часа назад +3

    "Sir, may I erase something?" "Yes." *Turns gun to child* "GOODBYE, LITTLE TIMMY..."
    My dad was also in Afghanistan.

  • @msgoblue71
    @msgoblue71 4 часа назад +3

    Love Nikko/ documentaries! I feel totally safe!😂 Thank you for another great video!💙

  • @sumitkumarmurmu5176
    @sumitkumarmurmu5176 4 часа назад +9

    Man thanks for posting rn I got math exam tomorrow and wanted a video to calm down before exam ❤

  • @CleopatraMcdowell
    @CleopatraMcdowell 4 часа назад +31

    This content deserves an award!

  • @tashachristy09
    @tashachristy09 4 часа назад +5

    ...but yet "Darman" is educational?

  • @jdubs7756
    @jdubs7756 3 часа назад +2

    Please keep up these deployment videos they are amazing!!!

  • @Jdgaming708
    @Jdgaming708 4 часа назад +2

    Love your content Nikko been watching for a while now these videos and the gun fails are my favourites

  • @StevesSimStation
    @StevesSimStation 4 часа назад +2

    Shit was terrified as a gunner!! Hated it when going up a mountain pass next to a ridge.... never know when a dude would peak over with an RPG or a grenade!!

  • @ashswaggers
    @ashswaggers 4 часа назад +2

    The kid would've been instantly evaporated

  • @Bell_..
    @Bell_.. 4 часа назад +1

    Interesting to see how you kept yourself semi-sane while on patrol.

  • @poly408
    @poly408 2 часа назад

    These deployment videos get me rocking up like a Geodude

  • @EthanPlott-m7s
    @EthanPlott-m7s 2 часа назад +1

    10:16 I love Niko because he doesn’t make us pay

  • @Zemity_
    @Zemity_ 4 часа назад

    These need to be longer 😢 I enjoy them too much that 12 minutes won’t cut it, please pap Ortiz 😭

  • @shadowxtxt1325
    @shadowxtxt1325 4 часа назад +1

    sometimes i be scrolling for a vid but this was instant bro

  • @slayde3857
    @slayde3857 3 часа назад

    Been loving these deployment videos

  • @KeenOReeves
    @KeenOReeves Час назад

    Respect to Nikko for stating all his shit free and fuck pay walls!

  • @uklady331
    @uklady331 2 часа назад

    Great video. I hope u post more. Ive never served, so its good to actually see it up close and hear about your experiences. Also, thank you for actually breaking it down and explaining what things are!! Keep it up ❤😊

  • @StevesSimStation
    @StevesSimStation 4 часа назад +2

    I never used the harness for the gunner spot

  • @ThePenguinMann
    @ThePenguinMann 3 часа назад

    I am loving these deployment vids.

  • @chrislambert5590
    @chrislambert5590 Час назад

    Thanks! Soon as you said you don't charge, I wanted to donate.

  • @paytongraham3510
    @paytongraham3510 3 часа назад +1

    OHHH SH!T I DIDNT REALISE IT WAS YOU TILL YOU LAUGHED

  • @DjSorbus
    @DjSorbus 4 часа назад +1

    It's a conflict zone. Inevitably it's the Paralympics 😅

  • @aslushy27
    @aslushy27 4 часа назад +1

    I love these videos!! keep ‘em coming!

  • @xwinter__riderx9155
    @xwinter__riderx9155 Час назад

    7:34 the M133 Minigun! Imagine being someone
    Who used that, those gunners have stories to tell

  • @jackeskins4658
    @jackeskins4658 Час назад

    I respect it Nikko thank you.

  • @Braysonc33
    @Braysonc33 50 минут назад

    Yo niko your the best for not making people pay for your content

  • @imwayward5415
    @imwayward5415 3 часа назад +2

    MK19, YAT-YAS!

  • @DTheWhiteWolfD
    @DTheWhiteWolfD 3 часа назад

    Honestly loving the footage

  • @Blueballers
    @Blueballers 3 часа назад

    I really respect that nikko that’s why you are my favorite content creator 9:54

  • @Meriwether-kc9th
    @Meriwether-kc9th Час назад

    Now they actually got the keys to multiple military vehicles

  • @LuisJorgeSimónAranda
    @LuisJorgeSimónAranda 3 часа назад

    Thanks nikko, your content is the best

  • @longwildernesswalks
    @longwildernesswalks 2 часа назад

    Yup. It happened every time we left the wire. "MK19 down, over." We took bets on how long until we heard the first call out.

    • @codybanks7
      @codybanks7 2 часа назад

      Or you didn’t do the head space and timing on the m2 right

  • @C.I.A.Headquarters
    @C.I.A.Headquarters 4 часа назад +1

    You saying you won't charge us to watch your content makes me want to pay to watch your content.

  • @youkilledma1211
    @youkilledma1211 4 часа назад

    Kid got a reality check

  • @jimalvarez5042
    @jimalvarez5042 4 часа назад

    yea these deployment videos are sick!

  • @Addysin_24
    @Addysin_24 4 часа назад

    Combat footage is badass!

  • @brennenenman9075
    @brennenenman9075 Час назад

    Love these deployment vids dude

  • @Bolt-xf8tl
    @Bolt-xf8tl Час назад

    Congratulations for 3 mil nikko

  • @national-ninja91
    @national-ninja91 16 минут назад

    Keep up with the deployment vids!

  • @Kaiber_Phoenix
    @Kaiber_Phoenix 3 часа назад

    Always wondered why the mounted guns on vehicles were pointed upwards and it makes sense.

  • @JJETASONTOP
    @JJETASONTOP 4 часа назад +5

    I’m going to the marines at 17

  • @Asymmetrical-Saggin
    @Asymmetrical-Saggin 3 часа назад +2

    Ahh.. Rip its..

  • @huskers178
    @huskers178 4 часа назад

    Nikko thinking about cod zombies with all the kids around him

  • @That1Guy0wo
    @That1Guy0wo 3 часа назад

    Love this shit dude! An what to see some combat footage!

  • @Amy15573
    @Amy15573 2 часа назад

    Thanks!

  • @rexmcvoy
    @rexmcvoy 3 часа назад

    Rip It in the Gunner Turret at the start says it all!

  • @lordelon9955
    @lordelon9955 2 часа назад

    Best "gun" as a gunner, even though I'm a 25U (Signal Support Systems Specialist), my dad was an 11H during Desert Storm, so I'd have to say the TOW Missile.

  • @gnomesand
    @gnomesand 49 минут назад

    Ah this is great. Just getting cell service in Asheville watching this is good shit.

  • @D3ATHDUDE2
    @D3ATHDUDE2 4 часа назад

    Rahhhh .50 cal video uploaded instantly clicked

  • @ryoxqr6675
    @ryoxqr6675 4 часа назад

    We need more combat videos 😂❤

  • @rayvenvamp3093
    @rayvenvamp3093 37 минут назад

    Tysvm I was like I need Nikko 😊

  • @davidberry617
    @davidberry617 2 часа назад

    mista, mista, moderaka biskoot, moderaka uba, moderaka pen. This is what you hear alllllllll patrol.

  • @juanlperezaguilar6656
    @juanlperezaguilar6656 3 часа назад

    you had the fancy stuff, I only had the machine guns 😂😂😂😂 but it was good!!!! we had sand bags wedged in between 2 plywoods

  • @JayceRush
    @JayceRush 2 часа назад

    That’s sick and a massive weapon

  • @marsh_8882
    @marsh_8882 3 часа назад

    Absolutely loving this content keep it coming

  • @brianpantoja9845
    @brianpantoja9845 2 часа назад

    Imagine talking them kids and tell them “you too can have a 50 cal if you revert to the lord Jesus Christ”

  • @theadaptiveoutdoorsman
    @theadaptiveoutdoorsman 46 минут назад

    I feel you on not wanting to use a paywall thing

  • @antiisocial
    @antiisocial 3 часа назад

    Interesting stuff. Thank you.

  • @uscg_grace
    @uscg_grace 59 минут назад

    i don't get deployed in my branch but being deployed looks mad fun

  • @edvin3072
    @edvin3072 4 часа назад +1

    Really good video

  • @masonroberts375
    @masonroberts375 4 часа назад +1

    My dad was in the army I am not lying I promise

  • @alexblack6421
    @alexblack6421 4 часа назад

    Can’t put an optic on a M2…… Carlos Hathcock says… YES!….
    Would you like to know more???
    Join the fleet and travel the galaxy!

  • @maryjane4432
    @maryjane4432 4 часа назад

    Absolutely love seeing your vids!

  • @Elijahhampton-ip9ei
    @Elijahhampton-ip9ei 4 часа назад

    the fact that he dosent want to charge for content is really cool

  • @TheNoseDog
    @TheNoseDog 4 часа назад

    The Acog is sooo beatiful

  • @reality_is_the_key
    @reality_is_the_key 2 часа назад

    Good shit Nikko.

  • @spqr49
    @spqr49 2 часа назад

    rip it is love
    rip it is life

  • @theycallmenyquil8064
    @theycallmenyquil8064 4 часа назад

    Instant sub when you said I dont charge for my content. Concrete finisher local 538 I'm out till next time.

  • @ExtremeNomad
    @ExtremeNomad 10 минут назад

    Hardy now Spena those names bring back memories

  • @12345678971926
    @12345678971926 4 минуты назад

    I knew a guy who threw a piss bottle at these kids. We just said he was throwing them Gatorade without the cap.

  • @12345678971926
    @12345678971926 5 минут назад

    I knew a guy who threw a piss bottle at these kids. We just said he was throwing them Gatorade without the cap.

  • @aaronallen5624
    @aaronallen5624 3 часа назад

    It’s like stale stagnant water,shit smoke and dust all rolled in one. I feel like I’m missing something,

  • @wraith9292
    @wraith9292 2 часа назад

    1:50 Like, you're not gonna exit your truck with your rifle and clear your parking space at hannaford. Same way you don't walk into walmart with your sidearm drawn because there MIGHT be a bad dude in there.

  • @Iambaby40
    @Iambaby40 3 часа назад +1

    Bro just give us a free combat video , for the fans .

  • @gregf3021
    @gregf3021 Час назад

    How do you end up getting your old footage like this? Love these videos.

  • @lolsuuu3
    @lolsuuu3 Час назад

    damn im so high that i red "Machine Gunner Throws Kid At Rock"

  • @quentinheynemans2532
    @quentinheynemans2532 4 часа назад

    The new videos are cool ur learning me stuff

  • @Shannon-zw6pw
    @Shannon-zw6pw 2 часа назад +1

    dount op does somewhat combat footage maybe take some tips from his channel to keep yours monetized

  • @shweedYT
    @shweedYT 2 часа назад

    I wish they woulda let me enlist
    Good shit

  • @babyrackz3523
    @babyrackz3523 4 часа назад

    just keep the deployment vids coming w vid

  • @Stevee1505
    @Stevee1505 2 часа назад

    That ROE is crazy.
    Glad I didn’t deal with that BS