I legit feel bad for Mark's pre-honeymoon in Amsterdam, he seemed so excited to go there in previous podcasts lol but it's things like these which make for great stories later on😁
Yeah I completely resonated with him saying he paid for everything and thought that was good enough. Anytime I pay for the majority of a vacation I hope that gets me out of planning the small details
This is the funniest podcast on the planet. Don't know how you 2 genius farts aren't number 1 on the charts, but please keep them coming because they give us life! Thanks Jerry, and Chuck!
When Joe asked Chuck how long he’d been working In Amsterdam, I was walking through Penn Station and I laughed so hard- snots were flying. Cops thought I was one of the crazy people.
hearing Joe make a Charlie Daniels reference made me so happy, and I'm honestly not sure if it's because I love Charlie Daniels or because I was legitimately amazed that he referenced something other than Seinfeld or Forgot About Dre
What makes you think he's a multi millionaire?? Released his special on YT and they don't pay shit. He's a traveling comedian that is selling some tix right now
@@WKRP187 he's not selling "some tickets" he's selling out theatres. The podcast is very popular gets paid from ads and patreon for that. His special has over 10 million views. I don't know where you heard youtube doesn't pay but that's far from true. Joe has made multiple references to him being loaded. He obviously doesn't waste any money. I believe he bought an apartment in New York city that's being renovated and he still pays rent where he lives now. Easily a millionaire.
@@swr420 Look up the RUclips numbers, and you'll see they don't pay shit. I'm sure they make decent money on the ads they read. I've always wondered about guys like you that think anyone you see on a screen is automatically multi millionaires WHY DON'T YOU DO IT if it pays so well
@@swr420 There's a BIG difference between a millionaire and multi millionaire. You can't change the parameters in the last sentence of your response. That's a woman's way to try and argue and I won't participate.. lolol
@@WKRP187 I think u meant to say "yeah you might be right " but I understand why you would just focus on my mistake and try to change the whole conversation. Exactly what a woman would do. Have a good day Ma'am.
That watch has beeped on multiple times on every podcast he’s been on for the last year or so lol the fact that he still hasn’t fixed it despite getting flamed by Rogan, List, Sam Moril and a million other people is hilarious
Sandy falling asleep at the wheel was one of the funniest things I've ever heard. It's so easy to picture exactly what that must of been like. Hilarious.
I can't believe it! I was in Amsterdam at the same time and also went to the van gogh museum at the same day and discovered theres no tickets left. Damn I wish I'd bumped you there 🥲
Mark is so good at creating visuals when he tells his stories. I can picture him shaking a guy down about the mushrooms, Sandy, the whole thing. His car chase story for "This Is Not Happening" is like a movie.
Mark: (Talking about NY Coundown) Sega Joe: Bob Seger ? Mark: Night Moves !!!😂😂 Mark never loses a beat and drops a classic just like that. Best pod on the town and its not even close. WMBD is the Old Fashioned while TWS is the 5 Keystone, 2 weed smoke, 4 smokies and 4 tequilas after.
I think Mark is Kramer, especially when he travels. He’s wild, yet he manages to survive and somehow has a good time. Bless his heart 😂 Looking forward to part 2!
the fact that mark is so worried about offending or upsetting a little old lady across the ocean, just show what a good heart mark has. He actually cares about the human condition, what a great person. Its hard, im the same way sometimes you feel saying sorry is not eneough. PS. it would have took me 3 hrs to write an e-mail too.
Usually listen on Spotify but this one... This one I had to come to RUclips to watch because god damn was it a kick in my asshole. The pure chaos of Mark's shitty planning and then somehow booking Sandy without even knowing it unfolding into even more chaos.
Talking about London, I saw List at 21 Soho and next day I went to the Joke Off at the BBC studios. Took a photo with List put his arm around me and left a sweat stain on my shirt 😅 after the pics we had a quick chat and offered him and his opener dinner, List declined politely, and then I offered to buy him an apartment in Marble Arch🤣 Shook hand off they went walking. At the Joke Off they were very uncomfortable, tried give them some support but it was brutal having to take takes and forced applause 😢 yikes, people were leaving, and the worst thing of them all was the Brit humour 😂
Tafenoquine (Arakoda, Kozenis, Krintafel): This new drug is recommended for adults aged 16 years or older who are traveling to malarious areas. It is to be taken daily for 3 days prior to travel to the region, once a week while there, then a dose seven days after exiting the area. Tafenoquine can also be used to stop a relapse in those who are already infected with malaria. The drug has been known to cause an upset stomach.
This was a classic ep. The fact that Mark booked two coach international flights for his honeymoon while being a millionaire is very on brand lol him having an assistant would fix probably 90% of the problems he has. They would book everything, schedule appointments, manage logistics….it’s everything he needs Also, Joe saying he wish Sandy hit the homeless person was the funniest line of the ep 😂
South African Tuesgay here. Can confirm we do have podcasts here when the power is on. The random power outages is known as load shedding. The power plants do not generate enough electricity to supply to the whole country, so they just turn it off. But if you divide it into stages with a schedule and a professional sounding name like "load shedding" you can get away with it. Mark, you gave me anxiety when you just got in a car you don't remember booking at CT international. That's how people dissappear here. You missed out on the Gardens if it was Kirstenbosch, but I don't blame you breaking it off with Sandy. Chuck is a cool round man
Yes we have African Penguins. No ice, no snow, no happy feet penguins. Small species that def did not arrive by humans. He probably heard about the breeding colonies being introduced by people.
The active ingredient in truffles is the same pyscolscibin. It's just a loophole. Theyre great. You can't expect a good trip with these bad vibes going on
I distinctly remember being in Amsterdam in 2003. Went to a bunch of pot shops. Bought a space cake similar in description to Mark's and it was equally a dud, nothing, nada, no-go.
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Joe’s disgust for Mark’s planning, or lack there of, is so, so funny.
Holy hell! This feels like an OG Tuesdays ep! GOLD, Jerry!
One of the best eps 🙂 It's all pipes ✌️
The fact that Mark flies every week professionally and he booked TWO long haul flights in coach for him and his wife on their honeymoon is crazy!
he so badly wants to be archie bunker
It's Mark
@@neuvisean1739 which one is mark
Check the prices on first class flights to Cape Town
@@JamesGalloway27 the gay one
I don't know HOW you guys don't have 6 mil followers. Mark was on rare form, and it was everything.
Agreed, the most underrated pod
No other podcast makes me laugh uncontrollably, like a little kid. Its amazing.
well said 🤙🙏
It’s because of the wallpaper
@@johndoe-lw1xo and the sign and the wire and chuck
Mark has THE MOST INSANE travel stories I have ever heard of lmaooo
He sounds like a typical dumb American tourist abroad! Kinda annoying:)
Once a month I return to 9:50 when the smell hits them both at the same time. It gives me life.
I could listen to Mark explain his days any day elohel
All the travel chaos made this one of the best Tuesdays With Stories episodes.
Cried from laughter several time during this episode. Love Normand being so disorganised. Flying coach for the honeymoon for 8 then 12 hours! LOL.
Absolutely dead at the Sandy story 😂😂
I cant make out why Africans dont answer certain questions.
I legit feel bad for Mark's pre-honeymoon in Amsterdam, he seemed so excited to go there in previous podcasts lol but it's things like these which make for great stories later on😁
Mark was killing me this episode lol, man you gotta turn that whole vacation story into a bit for sure
I would tune in to “The Adventures of Marc & May plus Sandy” show EVERY week! 😂😂😂😂
Mark is so hilarious! As someone who never plans, i feel for Mark. Vacations can be stressful, definitely got notes from the Honeymoon story.
Yeah I completely resonated with him saying he paid for everything and thought that was good enough. Anytime I pay for the majority of a vacation I hope that gets me out of planning the small details
OMG, That Sandy story was freakin hilarious. She feel asleep while driving. I haven't laughed so hard since Joe's sauna experience.
This is the funniest podcast on the planet. Don't know how you 2 genius farts aren't number 1 on the charts, but please keep them coming because they give us life! Thanks Jerry, and Chuck!
Mark's travel story with Sandy was SO GOOD!! Can't wait for part 2
When Joe asked Chuck how long he’d been working In Amsterdam, I was walking through Penn Station and I laughed so hard- snots were flying. Cops thought I was one of the crazy people.
😂😂😂 10:00 the Mark fart hits them both at the same time, I’m dying! 😂😂
i felt like it hit me too 😂
Disgusting and not funny! Childish too!
Plus the fact that he farted at 9:40. And only after 20 seconds of him waving his hands around like he swatting flies.
Mark Normand's epic African adventure! Holy moly can't wait to hear more!
Such a hilarious episode. The shit that happens to Mark, only happens to Mark, and it’s so funny 🤣🤣
hearing Joe make a Charlie Daniels reference made me so happy, and I'm honestly not sure if it's because I love Charlie Daniels or because I was legitimately amazed that he referenced something other than Seinfeld or Forgot About Dre
don't forget pearl jam
The Sandy story was one of the best stories I've ever heard!!!!!!
He must be a multi millionaire and he's booking coach and eating Joe's leftovers. Love these friggin guys. Funniest podcast there is.
What makes you think he's a multi millionaire?? Released his special on YT and they don't pay shit. He's a traveling comedian that is selling some tix right now
@@WKRP187 he's not selling "some tickets" he's selling out theatres. The podcast is very popular gets paid from ads and patreon for that. His special has over 10 million views. I don't know where you heard youtube doesn't pay but that's far from true. Joe has made multiple references to him being loaded. He obviously doesn't waste any money. I believe he bought an apartment in New York city that's being renovated and he still pays rent where he lives now. Easily a millionaire.
@@swr420 Look up the RUclips numbers, and you'll see they don't pay shit. I'm sure they make decent money on the ads they read. I've always wondered about guys like you that think anyone you see on a screen is automatically multi millionaires WHY DON'T YOU DO IT if it pays so well
@@swr420 There's a BIG difference between a millionaire and multi millionaire. You can't change the parameters in the last sentence of your response. That's a woman's way to try and argue and I won't participate.. lolol
@@WKRP187 I think u meant to say "yeah you might be right " but I understand why you would just focus on my mistake and try to change the whole conversation. Exactly what a woman would do. Have a good day Ma'am.
I love when joe makes jabs at chuck 😂😂😂
This episode should be released as its own special... can't wait for pt 2!
Sandy... what a piece of work!
Using the timex to bleep out Mark is gold Jerry! Way to go Chuck!
Best Rom Com pitch I’ve ever seen! Can’t wait for part 2
12 mins in and ive hyperventilated from laughing so hard 3 times!
Marks Timex forever immortalized as the ad read intro ⏱️
And bleeping the bad words
@@Iamwatchinit haha I’ll have to rewatch i passed out to it
Another epic ep! Can't wait for Pt 2.
I love Mark's watch beep for the add reads 😆
That watch has beeped on multiple times on every podcast he’s been on for the last year or so lol the fact that he still hasn’t fixed it despite getting flamed by Rogan, List, Sam Moril and a million other people is hilarious
No one funnier than these two
Outstanding Story, on the corner of my seat
This episode is so funny. Should have at least 100k views
Sandy falling asleep at the wheel was one of the funniest things I've ever heard. It's so easy to picture exactly what that must of been like. Hilarious.
"I wasn't born, so much as I fell out." I got the Clash ref Joe!
The Casio beep before and after ads is a nice touch from who ever edits
Like the Clash lyric reference Joe did ( "Lost in the Supermarket" ) 2:25
All time classic episode!
I can't believe it! I was in Amsterdam at the same time and also went to the van gogh museum at the same day and discovered theres no tickets left.
Damn I wish I'd bumped you there 🥲
Mark is so good at creating visuals when he tells his stories. I can picture him shaking a guy down about the mushrooms, Sandy, the whole thing.
His car chase story for "This Is Not Happening" is like a movie.
Joe's Annoyed sigh of acceptance of Marks watch beep was a laugh lol
I just listened to the audio pod for this and it is so funny I had to watch this vid as well
Mark always sounds half dead when it cuts to the ad reads. 🍻🍻🍻
Unfortunately missed a few of the most recent Tuesdays. Was in tears laughing after 10 minutes in. I love these queefs.
46:45 hahahaha marks response always kills me
This hour flew by, what a tale hahaha
My Dad is striaght and I still love this cast
Mark: (Talking about NY Coundown) Sega
Joe: Bob Seger ?
Mark: Night Moves !!!😂😂
Mark never loses a beat and drops a classic just like that. Best pod on the town and its not even close. WMBD is the Old Fashioned while TWS is the 5 Keystone, 2 weed smoke, 4 smokies and 4 tequilas after.
Sandy is now a part of gay lore. Legend
Loving the watch beeps for the ad read transitions
I think Mark is Kramer, especially when he travels. He’s wild, yet he manages to survive and somehow has a good time. Bless his heart 😂 Looking forward to part 2!
"i think you're describing marriage." Great line, Jo, Jo!
Great storytelling, can`t wait for the next episode. As we know Mark, there must be a stealing story on his honeymoon
This was gold! Thanks guys
Mint mobile sounds like a great deal. I'm switching right away
This may be the greatest ep of all time
I’m officially seeing Mark and Joe in March, LFG!!!
Those watch alarm beeps are BRUTAL if you got headphones
the fact that mark is so worried about offending or upsetting a little old lady across the ocean, just show what a good heart mark has. He actually cares about the human condition, what a great person. Its hard, im the same way sometimes you feel saying sorry is not eneough. PS. it would have took me 3 hrs to write an e-mail too.
God damn i love these stories ❤
That was an hell of an ep!
"...on her legs, or teeth?" 🤣
This whole episode is SO FREAKING FUNNY!!! I'm hysterical
I love modern art. That tire piece sounds interesting. Young people do get scarier the older you get
This one was a banger
10:00 what was that, a 7 second sleeper fart? Caught them both by surprise
Hangtime.
Mark has Larry David level travel stories
honeymoon stories were incredible
Whoah..sorry to hear about the brutal start to your honeymoon, Mark. Hoping part 2 was better.
This ep is all pipes!
Ep was on point
Usually listen on Spotify but this one... This one I had to come to RUclips to watch because god damn was it a kick in my asshole. The pure chaos of Mark's shitty planning and then somehow booking Sandy without even knowing it unfolding into even more chaos.
27:16 Hey Marcus throw him a BlueChew, you had pocketfuls
Idk about you guys, but after Mark booking 2 international coach flights for his honeymoon… I was rooting for Sandy.
Loved Joe's first reaction at 12:38 😆
This has been one of the most exciting episodes ever. Screw you Sandy!!! COMEDY!!
This was the most hysterical episode
Thanks boys!!!
Well done!
The only podcast that ever makes me die laughing is this one
This one reminded me why I love this podcast
This episode and the one where Joe loses his airpods are 2 of my favourites
Talking about London, I saw List at 21 Soho and next day I went to the Joke Off at the BBC studios. Took a photo with List put his arm around me and left a sweat stain on my shirt 😅 after the pics we had a quick chat and offered him and his opener dinner, List declined politely, and then I offered to buy him an apartment in Marble Arch🤣
Shook hand off they went walking.
At the Joke Off they were very uncomfortable, tried give them some support but it was brutal having to take takes and forced applause 😢 yikes, people were leaving, and the worst thing of them all was the Brit humour 😂
My fav part is that mark thinks sandy could see this , that is pure gold
The funniest part might have been the draft kings ad at 15:07 🤣🤣🤣
Tafenoquine (Arakoda, Kozenis, Krintafel): This new drug is recommended for adults aged 16 years or older who are traveling to malarious areas. It is to be taken daily for 3 days prior to travel to the region, once a week while there, then a dose seven days after exiting the area.
Tafenoquine can also be used to stop a relapse in those who are already infected with malaria. The drug has been known to cause an upset stomach.
Dork
@@laurencezemlick1979 I just gave it a goog
This backdrop always reminds me of a drumstick wrapper
So good!!!!
"medical supplies" - slayed me
This was a classic ep. The fact that Mark booked two coach international flights for his honeymoon while being a millionaire is very on brand lol him having an assistant would fix probably 90% of the problems he has. They would book everything, schedule appointments, manage logistics….it’s everything he needs
Also, Joe saying he wish Sandy hit the homeless person was the funniest line of the ep 😂
Yeah baby! It’s all pipes!
Great value
Haunted auto zone 😂😂😂
South African Tuesgay here. Can confirm we do have podcasts here when the power is on.
The random power outages is known as load shedding. The power plants do not generate enough electricity to supply to the whole country, so they just turn it off. But if you divide it into stages with a schedule and a professional sounding name like "load shedding" you can get away with it.
Mark, you gave me anxiety when you just got in a car you don't remember booking at CT international. That's how people dissappear here. You missed out on the Gardens if it was Kirstenbosch, but I don't blame you breaking it off with Sandy.
Chuck is a cool round man
And penguins. They have penguins. And fish food
Yes we have African Penguins. No ice, no snow, no happy feet penguins. Small species that def did not arrive by humans. He probably heard about the breeding colonies being introduced by people.
The active ingredient in truffles is the same pyscolscibin. It's just a loophole. Theyre great. You can't expect a good trip with these bad vibes going on
Yeah you gotta be relaxed in a comfortable environment
And Marks back to confusing the Dutch and Danes again. 😂
You guys are fun Joe has grown on me a lot hes got the goods
I distinctly remember being in Amsterdam in 2003. Went to a bunch of pot shops. Bought a space cake similar in description to Mark's and it was equally a dud, nothing, nada, no-go.