Not everyone has their lives revolved around lucky blocks and their functions. He's not gonna know any of the stuff behind an arguably terribly saturated mod.
Bro sparkles has RUclips brain he still doesn’t understand how the game even works because he uses all of his brainpower to talk about how confused he is
Exactly, specially when they had time. He was killing mobs, instead of breaking blocks. Not like he's gonna lose his inventory. He could've gotten plenty of items to regen.
When you realize Jardon is the greatest fool: Placing down the lucky block that was an op weapon Crafting diamond armor instead of trading for it Other things that probably occurred in the second half of the video which I haven’t watched
All too true but anyone who seen at least two of his videos knows that facepalming moments like these are a given with this RUclipsr, we still love him..even tho he has us pull out hairs at times.
He got to confident when he found a "good armour" and basically gave up. At the begining he should be going mad and trying to get the best possible gear
Maybe he thought "how do I make this vid about lucky blocks as interesting as possible, oh I know lets ignore the point of it and then lose like usual."
For these type of things, you just want to break as many blocks as possible and pick up the good stuff and move on. You spent far too much time testing your gear and stuff. You made a mistake by tossing a 200 sharpness block, but the other main things you wanted to get were notch apples and to finish off your armor.
I also cant stand watching his videos. Dont get me wrong, hes not bad to watch overall, but I cant stand his constant use of "yeet" and his absolute refusal to use the word "die", replacing it with "unalive". Strikes me as a snowflake, "dont wanna offend no one lol" thing.
I love how the comment section alternates between: *"bruh"* *"Jordan you're supposed to break the blocks why are you running"* And my favourite: *"Jordan you moron it was right in front of you"*
after years and years of playing, he still dosent understand that you cant win if you dont even play the game!!! millions of lucky blocks but yet he just runs around the whole video -_-
A lot of people seem to not intuitively understand that with really high thorns values, you DON'T want to hit someone. It does more damage to you than them. I mean, I totally understand forgetting about it in the moment, and not creating a strategy that in vanilla, is not the way to go.
This is infuriating. "I need some gapples" when there are a ton of lucky blocks around him, and he just stops using the lucky blocks that gave him a piece of got-tier armor. It was incredibly annoying. He didn't even realize that most of the people had the armor
Is there any advantage to aimlessly wandering around doing nothing for most of the time limit? Wouldn't most people be constantly opening blocks and managing inventory? Also why did he get rid of the luck helmet?
I'm glad to see Jordan is back to Minecraft. I don't know when he got back into gaming but about a year back I was looking up the youtubers/streamers I used to watch (Syndicate, Sparklez, Sky, Ant, ect), and I'm so happy to see the people I loved get back into it!
9:48
*villager suffocates to death in front of him*
"Oh, they just disappear after a while."
samtherat6 glad i’m not the only one that noticed
Just ignore it. Contrary to popular belief, captain sparklez isn't good at minecraft
r/BeatMeToIt
Well technically we all disappear after a while.
bigcardboard box: Well, he can solo a dragon/wither hardcore with 100% chance of winning, so he's not as bad as you think.
“I wish I had a bow”
Inventory: bruh
*has 2 bows*
He meant arrows obviously
@@Jojo2 he killed a skeleton at the beginning, doesn't pick up the arrows
Why do you still use that profile picture
mario exe I can’t change it help
Uses diamonds to make armor
Luck villager: am I a joke to you?
Not everyone has their lives revolved around lucky blocks and their functions. He's not gonna know any of the stuff behind an arguably terribly saturated mod.
Also, he isn't very smart
Felix bro he literally said I’ll come back to you when I have diamonds
Good ol forgettable Jordan
@@Felix-gm9im Did you watch the same video I watched?
5:26 When he places his sharpness 200 lucky block...
I saw...
That was on purpose I’m pretty sure
@@Akotski-ys9rr ???
Honestly tho Jordan is one of the biggest newb minecraft veterans and I love it
@@Akotski-ys9rr I highly doubt that, I'm sure he didn't even check or he woulda been like "woaahhhh, duuude!?!"
Bro sparkles has RUclips brain he still doesn’t understand how the game even works because he uses all of his brainpower to talk about how confused he is
I’ve never heard such a clear explanation
Ah yes!
my brain is now dead
That's one of the best and truest comment I've seen on this website.
Aaah yes... smol brain 🥴
i like how he spends 95% of time running instead of breaking blocks LOL
Exactly, specially when they had time. He was killing mobs, instead of breaking blocks.
Not like he's gonna lose his inventory. He could've gotten plenty of items to regen.
That just made me angry xd
Got bored of watching him talk and not open any blocks... Decided not to watch video..
resinate he’s really not that smart so what do you expect. He always misses the obvious solutions.
resinate being fan of him is depression
"I NEED REGEN!"
*proceeds to walk by like 15 gold blocks*
But technically there’s not a lot of apples tho
And beacons
@@willzillagaming True
@@znae373 it's 1.9 pvp so you can't craft God Apples
@@s1mon09 i mean u can make normal gapples...
"They all have thorns 100, guess I'll hit them till I die instead of letting them hit me" -cs
"Bruh" -everyone watching
It makes sense though. If he hits someone there's a good chance he will take more thorns damage than what he will deal with his weapon.
@@ilyaholt8607 That is exactly the point of the comment. Jordan choose to hit people until he died instead of letting them hit him.
@@LeDoctorBones Oh yeah, you're right.
Hes been playing this game for years yet hes still acts like a noob
"What are the odds that I'm actually gonna get a hold of something that gives me regen?" Zero percent if you don't try...
Bruh he literally said that as I saw this comment
Mr CookieDude same, I was reading it as he was saying it simultaneously
When you realize Jardon is the greatest fool:
Placing down the lucky block that was an op weapon
Crafting diamond armor instead of trading for it
Other things that probably occurred in the second half of the video which I haven’t watched
69 like snice
All too true but anyone who seen at least two of his videos knows that facepalming moments like these are a given with this RUclipsr, we still love him..even tho he has us pull out hairs at times.
he could have just waited to get hit and won lmao
everyone had thorns 100 its way more damaging than any sword they had
his game sense is frustrating at times lol
Walks past omega blocks that dropped instead of upping their luck and breaking them...
Jordan: I wish I had arrows
Skeleton: drops arrow when killed by Jordan
Jordan: *completely ignores them*
Eh, it's not like he can use a bow anyway...
He has a bow with infinity on it
He got to confident when he found a "good armour" and basically gave up. At the begining he should be going mad and trying to get the best possible gear
"Lucky Block UHC"
*Doesn't open Lucky Blocks*
SMH
Maybe he thought "how do I make this vid about lucky blocks as interesting as possible, oh I know lets ignore the point of it and then lose like usual."
LB UHC - *Also constantly respawns and uses /heal once or twice*
Jordan: *see's the most obscure item 50 blocks away*
also Jordan: *has arrows in inv* "WHERRE ARE MY FRICKING ARROWS DUDEE??!."
where’s the funny
For these type of things, you just want to break as many blocks as possible and pick up the good stuff and move on. You spent far too much time testing your gear and stuff. You made a mistake by tossing a 200 sharpness block, but the other main things you wanted to get were notch apples and to finish off your armor.
He spent far too long doing literally nothing lol
Stfu
Watching him lug around a bunch of useless items and just run around aimlessly most of the game made me legitimately frustrated
I actually started to wonder if there was some good reason he was doing it that I wasn't seeing.
it’s a video game get over it
@ its a youtube comment that affects no1 get over it
@ its a utube comment that affects no one get over it
I also cant stand watching his videos. Dont get me wrong, hes not bad to watch overall, but I cant stand his constant use of "yeet" and his absolute refusal to use the word "die", replacing it with "unalive". Strikes me as a snowflake, "dont wanna offend no one lol" thing.
"I need some armor"
"I wish I had something good"
*Proceeds to run around not opening any lucky blocks*
Jardon: look at everyone geting diamonds!
Jardon: *running around for 10 minutes, breaks one lucky block*
7:49 "Can I get a bow?"
Enchanted bow 2 squares to the right of his cursor: "Am I a joke to you?"
Michael Moore he needed arrows
“I need arrows”
Kills skeleton drops arrows
“I need arrows”
Jardon: my chestplate has like unbreaking 50 on it
Unbreaking 300: ....im jus not even gonna..
*_CaptainSparklez officially becomes the richest Minecraft player in the world._*
_(if only his dream became true.)_
Avaritia players would stand to him from the heavens above and eat cosmic meatballs
*villager drowns*
"oh he only stays for a certain amount of time"
Jordan: There must be some really good armor out there.
Me: Why are you just running around and not continuing to open lucky blocks.
"I need arrow"
Kills skeleton
"I need a bow"
Two bow in his inventory
Joradana: *tries to throw ender pearl*
cat: yeah im not gonna let you do that
Jordan*
@@kusivittu9543 it was a joke but ok
Jarodono*
DJGardawubz 12 l
this was painful to watch, just break blocks instead of messing around
True
Lol I was just waiting for him to heal the dogs
5:25
Oof completely missed the sharpness 200 enchant on the block.
samtherat6 shut up elsa
@@Vincentvangovh thank you 😂
This is the 3rd comment of yours that ive seen can you please stop
@@Zyphore727 stopped commenting on this video about 6 days ago, bud.
Sparkles: oh the villager only stays there for a little bit.
In the background you can see a drowning villager
“Oh, he’s gone”
Little did he know that the poor villager drowned..
I feel like everyone is mad at all the mistakes he makes
Because everyone else knows better
Yeah pointing every single one out is kinda stupid??
Carterthe Miner he should be breaking blocks to get cool stuffs instead of running like 70% the time.
It kinda is pointless to point it out now I mean the best he can do is change it in the future
Watch video and playing game is different, its easy to miss something when you playing
I love how the comment section alternates between:
*"bruh"*
*"Jordan you're supposed to break the blocks why are you running"*
And my favourite:
*"Jordan you moron it was right in front of you"*
I love how you were like: "Hit me" and as soon as dude turned around and tapped you, he o o f e d away. I died right there. 🤣🤣🤣
_"Poison's always nice."_
CaptainSparklez, 2020
_"How the turns have tabled."_
Also CaptianSparklez 2020
when your chestplate does more damage than your sword...
I’d love to see more vids like this, even if it’s not uhc. The lucky blocks aspect is interesting and fun to watch
Jordan: I need an arrow
Jrodan: *kills skeleton*
Joardn: *runs the other way*
Me with my dyslexia
"oh my god" ya i'd say that about sums this entire thing up
Correc
You are big correct mister
Jardon: Ow that hurt
Also Yordan: *Continues hitting*
"Punch me I dare you."
Everyone else.
"Ditto!"
Me, who watched PopularMMO's often:
The Expert.
How do you feel about pat and Jen breaking up
Jessica Howard why should anyone feel sad or anything
“pats army”
@@jessicahoward8621 I didnt even know until now and I still dont care
@@jessicahoward8621 I was sad then I didn't care
*9:18* *Villager drowning*
*9:51* *" Oh, they dissapear"*
"I wonder what my wish is."
**5 withers spawn**
That's a wish
I know immediately that this’ll crash so damn fast. IMAGINE THE AMOUNT OF BOBS
gdob9099 that's true
too many bobs
gdob9099 dude the bobs
I love how the guy that hit him had the same reaction just "BRUH"
sometimes I think Jordan isn't the smartest, he doesn't have to hit anyone, coulda secured the win, but he doesn't pay attention to his health in PVP
after years and years of playing, he still dosent understand that you cant win if you dont even play the game!!! millions of lucky blocks but yet he just runs around the whole video -_-
Protection reduces damage by 4% each lvl but is capped at 80% meaning if ur total prot adds up to 20 any more is irrelevant.
Noone:
Sparkles:
THE TuRns hAVe tABleD
"I wish i had some regen!" -jordan as he passes 8 gold blocks and an apple on the ground
"Welp, better just keep running around aimlessly then..."
You can't craft god apples anymore
i love how the entire comment section it just people telling him he is an idiot LMAO
"God, I need regen!"
Proceeds to pass many gold blocks that can be used with apples.
He had an item with sharpness 200 and he threw it away
A lot of people seem to not intuitively understand that with really high thorns values, you DON'T want to hit someone. It does more damage to you than them. I mean, I totally understand forgetting about it in the moment, and not creating a strategy that in vanilla, is not the way to go.
Well this is a bruh moment huh
"I gonna make some armour"
hero villager: why u forget about me?
You really should have opened more blocks even more so in the end it was either lose or open and you just refused to open any
*2055:*
Me showing my grandchildren this video: So guys this is the legend that made the best song of my childhood.
There's literally wood on the trees I'm crying
You guys crack us up. You are one of the reasons we started MVE. --Mav's Head of Security
"How the turns have tabled" 19:29
How the turntables
@@ilyaholt8607 Michael!
This is infuriating. "I need some gapples" when there are a ton of lucky blocks around him, and he just stops using the lucky blocks that gave him a piece of got-tier armor. It was incredibly annoying. He didn't even realize that most of the people had the armor
That was awesome!!! Please do it again!
I need more of this. This is great. I want a series but where you can respawn and get a good lucky block to start
I almost shat on my self when kingtong died when he punched jordan
CS:”I don’t have any bows!”
Did he not know what infinity means
Next time you do this can you actually break the blocks lmao.
"this is a mess OH MY GOD THERE'S 5 WITHERS!" 😂
>”UHC”
>respawning
/heal
Sees pats army
Me:smiles of good times
Is there any advantage to aimlessly wandering around doing nothing for most of the time limit? Wouldn't most people be constantly opening blocks and managing inventory? Also why did he get rid of the luck helmet?
He got rid of the Luck helmet because he thought it wasn't changing anything.
This man doesnt know how a UHC works
Now THIS is the quality content I signed up for.
I'm glad to see Jordan is back to Minecraft. I don't know when he got back into gaming but about a year back I was looking up the youtubers/streamers I used to watch (Syndicate, Sparklez, Sky, Ant, ect), and I'm so happy to see the people I loved get back into it!
If ssundee plays this hes screwed.
"Ill break EVERY luckyblock i see"
Jordan: can i get a bow
Bow in inventory: am i nothing to u..
It's been far too long since we've had a Lucky Block video from Jordan.
How many comments did you make on this video?
@@henry4407 3. I just comment my thoughts as they come to me. Jordan has enough commenters that it's really not spammy.
This is great. Would watch again
Everybody mad in the comments the man was just trying to have fun
19:29 "How the turns have tabled"
- CaptainSparklez 2020
"do I hit her?" - Jordon
THE ENTIRE WORLD IS LUCKY BLOCKS
Tree logs: Hold my Beer
I've never clicked this fast before
Szemeshal i did it by accident i clicked at the top of my phone and the notification turned on
I think 'Uneasy Alliance' is gained when you bring a Ghast to the overworld.. since you spawned one in the overworld you gained that achievement
-I can't stop killing you-
unliving you
Jordan 2020
Small Child: *flicks rubber band at Jardon*
Jardon: *kills kid with nearby knife*
Jardon: It was reflexes.
CS: *Makes a mistake"
The comment section: I'll kill em!!!!!!!
Me:Why are you guys all mad it's his first game with lucky blocks.
You can take the gold blocks on the temple love your Channel keep up the good work
this was unwatchable
and I accomplished the impossible
11:06
RIP Wolf
I wonder if there is any wood around
Trees -“am I a joke to you”
Yay, now you are doing UHCs too! Can’t wait to see this!
10:33 aww man
ITS A DEAD FUCKING MEME AND IT WASNT EVER FUNNY
I thought my movements and inventory sorting/clearing was slow , damn, you're on a whole another level
Level 100 protection, five withers “ShUT uP KaREn”
Oh nice a bow wish I had some arrows tho
Me: bruh you litterally just went over infinity
Captain 2020:gets uneasy alliance,"Oh cool."
Captain 2022:gets uneasy alliance,"OMG FINALLY, I HATE GHASTSSSSSS."
RUclips: recommend captain sparklez
Me:forget about Captain sparklez
”Uses normal bow”
2 different lucky bows- “am i a joke to you?”
Uneasy alliance is bringing a ghast to the overworld
and killing it :)