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  • @z.e....3175
    @z.e....3175 4 года назад +129

    A woman on a boat is waving her hand onto the ocean. I asked, "what are you doing?" She replied, "the ocean waves... So I wave it back."

    • @loading550
      @loading550 3 года назад +9

      I sea what you do there lol

    • @HikigayaHachiman07
      @HikigayaHachiman07 3 года назад +9

      Well...At least that lady on the boat said goodbye to them because she'll probably never sea them again...

    • @z.e....3175
      @z.e....3175 3 года назад +9

      @@HikigayaHachiman07 but I'm shore the they will come back again.

    • @hypernova7552
      @hypernova7552 3 года назад +1

      Wave good bay

    • @hypernova7552
      @hypernova7552 3 года назад +1

      Sea you later!

  • @pineforest1442
    @pineforest1442 4 года назад +355

    How do you tell when a joke is a dad joke?
    It will be apparent.

  • @potatuh2
    @potatuh2 4 года назад +59

    16:58
    You’re wasting your thyme

    • @darcieleboff5289
      @darcieleboff5289 3 года назад +2

      Eh. I have a garden of thyme. And basil. And some other herbs. I can make all the plant puns in existence...

    • @bunzobunny1642
      @bunzobunny1642 Год назад +1

      ​@@darcieleboff5289 How bout an apple pi.

  • @marcialandakanebeaulieu9229
    @marcialandakanebeaulieu9229 2 года назад +13

    I love a good pun and appreciate people who can have fun with the language🥰 This is the best compliation I've seen: thank you!

  • @z.e....3175
    @z.e....3175 4 года назад +14

    "There she blows!" Said by a pirate Captain who sees a woman blowing bubbles on an island.

  • @pashung1evil
    @pashung1evil 4 года назад +25

    The thumbnail should be "inbread dog"

  • @thegirlwithwolves7555
    @thegirlwithwolves7555 3 года назад +2

    Daaaaaaaaaad! Hold on, I appear to be missing my father.

  • @markwiseman9
    @markwiseman9 4 года назад +16

    the dad shooting a coat hanger bow...."The Hanger Games"?

  • @ellicooper2323
    @ellicooper2323 2 года назад +2

    I have a wooden pun that I made in the early 70’s. It is a round ball on a little stand with tuit carved on it.
    It’s for all those things you say you’ll do when you get a round tuit.

  • @kys4398
    @kys4398 6 лет назад +34

    4:46 sooooo cute..... lol these are literally THE best puns ever!!!

  • @rottenwater_
    @rottenwater_ 3 года назад +11

    These actually made my dad scream inside 😂 he’s the total opposite of a stereotypical dad

    • @anjalander3217
      @anjalander3217 3 года назад +2

      My dad would start laughing at these. He's not a normal dad but he finds puns real funny.

  • @xalvadora1946
    @xalvadora1946 3 года назад +21

    4:31 is the most accurate. I-

  • @dalkristjansson1289
    @dalkristjansson1289 3 года назад +2

    @1:45 the title in yellow scared me i was like OMG NO but then i saw the picture

  • @ashleycastle5588
    @ashleycastle5588 4 года назад +11

    13:44 with this be considered (IRON) ic

  • @maiaelizabeth5952
    @maiaelizabeth5952 3 года назад +4

    Omg dad jokes all over 😂

  • @Randomcloud36
    @Randomcloud36 3 года назад +2

    hilarious!!! If sans was watching this he would we dead of laughter!😂😂😂

  • @krispyrice5148
    @krispyrice5148 3 года назад +33

    I want to know the story behind the "screenshot"

  • @angelina9225
    @angelina9225 4 года назад +6

    EGGcellent puns. They CRACKED me up.

    • @HikigayaHachiman07
      @HikigayaHachiman07 3 года назад +2

      Wow...great jokes...Omelette you do the egg puns...My egg puns ideas got scrambled...

  • @reallyseriously7020
    @reallyseriously7020 4 года назад +5

    Thanks for making me smile on a crappy day!

  • @ImNotCocogoat
    @ImNotCocogoat 2 года назад +1

    9:38
    The one guy who put an "x" is a madlad.

  • @martinbaird
    @martinbaird 3 года назад +5

    Me when I see the word Dumble: okay why is dat funny-
    Me when I look down :OHHH DUMBLEDORE I get it okay-

  • @ChillieMm2
    @ChillieMm2 3 года назад +3

    Kindly pray for my family member struggling from covid 19

  • @nikkonikkopino2079
    @nikkonikkopino2079 3 года назад +1

    2:55 i dont wanna lose control

  • @paaws44
    @paaws44 3 года назад +9

    16:20 I find the most concerning part of this video compilation is the cost of that particular salt!!!!! $8.99. that leaves a bad taste in my mouth

  • @achuashish7311
    @achuashish7311 4 года назад +8

    these are the jokes I usually laugh at🤣

  • @The_Unikitty_Gamergirl
    @The_Unikitty_Gamergirl 2 года назад +2

    Ive done the brown e’s before i shouted “GUYS I MADE BROWN E’S” and when they came to the kitchen and saw the brown e’s they were just like 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @Apreoma
    @Apreoma 3 года назад +1

    These puns are super hilarious yet they're genius

  • @toddniver2903
    @toddniver2903 3 года назад +2

    thumnail:Inbread dog
    me:LMAO
    correction:IS bread dog
    XDDD

  • @mations2591
    @mations2591 2 года назад +1

    my cat walked on my keyboard and brought me to this video

  • @ilovebmth2007
    @ilovebmth2007 3 года назад +8

    4:15 there are also "essen" what means food respectively to eat, "bier" which means beer and "kotzen" which means to vomit. and some other strange names like "eiterfeld", which means pus field. or "madenburg" which means maggot castle.
    some others too but I do not remember all of them.
    greets from bremen, germany btw

  • @e-gergs
    @e-gergs 3 года назад +5

    8:15 the nsfw one was number 69 lol

    • @bunzobunny1642
      @bunzobunny1642 Год назад +1

      N ever
      S afe
      F rom
      W heel

    • @MarinaACNH-official
      @MarinaACNH-official 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@bunzobunny1642 actually the pun is that NSWF means Never Safe From Work and the person who took a picture of a broken office chair took it literally like the word instead means that being at work such as being in an office is not safe + the pun is at 69 and 69 means it's a number for s*x

  • @chrisusher7097
    @chrisusher7097 3 года назад +1

    "I have a feeling today is going to be Legend Coke Milk" (11:12) - That one was defo lost on me lol

    • @samanthakrisher8480
      @samanthakrisher8480 3 года назад +3

      The word on the coke can is LEGEND, next to milk which is a DAIRY product....

    • @bunzobunny1642
      @bunzobunny1642 Год назад +1

      Legendairy

    • @chrisusher7097
      @chrisusher7097 Год назад +1

      @@bunzobunny1642 omg..how did I miss this 🤣🤣. Thanks for clarifying.

  • @khakishark
    @khakishark 6 лет назад +52

    Great PUNchlines

  • @DevSingh-lx4dg
    @DevSingh-lx4dg 3 года назад +2

    6:34 can we respect how it said “My grandpa WAS a punny guy”

  • @weebandgaminginc.7593
    @weebandgaminginc.7593 3 года назад +1

    0:35 I was dying here lololol 🤣

  • @theclassichannabarbarafan4236
    @theclassichannabarbarafan4236 2 года назад +1

    One Day When I Was Playing Hockey, I Saw A Lot Of Hockey Pucks, And They Were Everywhere In The World! Egypt, China, Italy, France, America, Everywhere! And I Said To Myself "Oh No! Were Having An APUCKolypse!" 😁😁😁😁

  • @jakg4
    @jakg4 3 года назад +1

    2:14 what the phone does when you take to many screenshots:

  • @elladavidson3086
    @elladavidson3086 2 года назад +2

    I loved every single one!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lolipoptheclown4441
    @lolipoptheclown4441 4 года назад +12

    11:23
    Imagine he takes the shoes off it and the feet are real. Im sorry about my dark humor.

    • @HikigayaHachiman07
      @HikigayaHachiman07 3 года назад +1

      It's ok...At least that foot stool didn't smell feet stinks...👞🤢😵☠️...Oops...Sorry for my foot joke...

    • @elladavidson3086
      @elladavidson3086 2 года назад +1

      Me: *looks down and thinks* "But what if though?"😂🤔

  • @caseyp487
    @caseyp487 6 лет назад +5

    It was puntastic.

  • @airmin8517
    @airmin8517 2 года назад +1

    That Mona Lisa is bette than the real thing ngl

  • @apupper.9283
    @apupper.9283 3 года назад

    I couldn’t take it anymore when it stoped at fish tank

  • @elexisthepsychopigeon3360
    @elexisthepsychopigeon3360 3 года назад +3

    At 2:35 is so beautiful 🤩🤩🤩🤩

  • @Gail752
    @Gail752 3 года назад +1

    # 25? I cannot stop laughing when I see that.

  • @prttype2.564
    @prttype2.564 4 года назад +2

    Sans? Is that you *_sans?!?!?!?_*

    • @prttype2.564
      @prttype2.564 4 года назад +1

      3:16 *_SSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!_*

  • @beboandkarthi5937
    @beboandkarthi5937 3 года назад +2

    0:36 holy shit !!🤣🤣

  • @janetcarbone4213
    @janetcarbone4213 7 месяцев назад

    This stuff never gets old!❤❤❤❤❤

  • @levimeyer707
    @levimeyer707 2 года назад +1

    The “fish tank” is not a tank it’s a SPAA (Self propelled anti aircraft) it’s a m42 from wwii

  • @clairechristian4643
    @clairechristian4643 3 года назад +1

    This vid made me happy

  • @chajas5529
    @chajas5529 2 года назад +1

    0:30 #TechnicallyTheTruth
    1:05 When people take “Rock Bottom” too seriously

  • @IndigoTiger_828
    @IndigoTiger_828 3 года назад +1

    Ngl this is FUNNY 😂

  • @Hazbinlovingidiot
    @Hazbinlovingidiot 3 года назад +2

    They all made me laugh so much 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @user-uq3cg4sz8c
    @user-uq3cg4sz8c 4 года назад +13

    The person with too much time on their hands, is gonna have a bad thyme getting it off. ͡°͜ʖ͡-

    • @Yu-jiSenna
      @Yu-jiSenna 3 года назад +1

      *Megalovania begins to play

    • @darcieleboff5289
      @darcieleboff5289 3 года назад

      No, basil (bay-sill) will get it off, leaf them alone.
      Why do I do this to myself?

    • @user-uq3cg4sz8c
      @user-uq3cg4sz8c 3 года назад

      I cringe at my old pun

  • @abriannareese
    @abriannareese 3 года назад +1

    Haha, these are great

  • @dex123sg
    @dex123sg 6 лет назад +4

    did any one else notice that one night stand only had one foot ? (and no its not a pun)

  • @user-kf7mq4ed9u
    @user-kf7mq4ed9u 5 лет назад +1

    That spring finna F you up

  • @MinecraftandMiniworld
    @MinecraftandMiniworld 3 года назад +1

    #63 is just literally a abandoned WW2 tank that sank.
    Timestamp: 7:28

  • @bakkushan04
    @bakkushan04 3 года назад +5

    Bruh my pet RAT just RATted me Out to
    My Parents And the PaRAT memorized the whole sentence
    Making Everyone Fell sort of AfRAT of what happened and was worried if I was harmed in the
    fRATted tale of a story that I just RATted to you so don’t tell anyone no Don’t RAT me out to anyone K

    • @seanbp2981
      @seanbp2981 3 года назад

      wha-?

    • @rockylmaoo7531
      @rockylmaoo7531 3 года назад

      What in the name of-

    • @HikigayaHachiman07
      @HikigayaHachiman07 3 года назад +1

      My dear commentators...Please be mice to him...He'll RATted out of this comments if you keep scolding him...

    • @arry_op2847
      @arry_op2847 3 года назад +1

      Well....maybe he thought u were a naughty bRAT. 😂😂😂😂
      (not to be rude or anything....just wann continue the trend 😜)

  • @avamariethomas6196
    @avamariethomas6196 2 года назад

    9:23 *opens bottom drawer*
    reads the stamp on the file inside,
    the file: Victoria’s Secret

  • @louisehayes4981
    @louisehayes4981 3 года назад +3

    The one at 2:04 I live in Ireland soo yep it is true

    • @HikigayaHachiman07
      @HikigayaHachiman07 3 года назад

      Oh my...I hope I could beer that alcoholic level with just a half pint...

  • @KeplerYubified
    @KeplerYubified 3 года назад +1

    How can you tell which is the older letter out of the two? B and P
    B is practically pregnant P

  • @KingIceReaper
    @KingIceReaper 3 года назад +2

    Dead End would be best used as the last joke of this video. Ughhhh, oppurtunity wasted.

  • @Lexi150
    @Lexi150 3 года назад +1

    3:38 aww.so cute❤️

  • @ezrabridger3247
    @ezrabridger3247 3 года назад +1

    I came for the music

  • @Saibaba_69420
    @Saibaba_69420 3 года назад +4

    When I see the 'corona light' pun and see that the video was uploaded in 2018
    me:
    😶

  • @thebaconman.
    @thebaconman. 3 года назад +1

    En literally during the whole video: *thinks* OMG, please stop (-‸ლ)

  • @dmcloren
    @dmcloren 2 года назад +1

    I groaned so hard

  • @caseyp487
    @caseyp487 6 лет назад +4

    Just got done making a omelet while watching dis. Eggcellent video.

  • @powerupkids4505
    @powerupkids4505 3 года назад +2

    10:27 The books are in Quarantine

  • @phoenixofthestars07
    @phoenixofthestars07 2 года назад +1

    11:48 BAHAHAHA
    12:26 i hope thats not someone's actual ip address... hackers

  • @kellyminecraftmaster7817
    @kellyminecraftmaster7817 3 года назад

    So got baby spinach and teen spinach so just haven't got adult spinach then.

  • @ichosecommonsense5295
    @ichosecommonsense5295 3 года назад

    Foot stool: " oh no its not faux authenric. We make taxidermy out of all the parts too gross to eat. U should see our a** chair.

  • @mitho5479
    @mitho5479 3 года назад

    1:13 clinton is not hiding in the bushes his hiding in the statue!!!!!

    • @tammyrawdon3587
      @tammyrawdon3587 3 года назад

      The statues are of President BUSH, but don't ask me why there's two of them.

  • @Weber-AnimalCrossing
    @Weber-AnimalCrossing 5 месяцев назад

    13:16 20:40
    a g-string means
    1. a type of underwear for women.
    2. a string from a guitar that is in g key.

  • @elchile336
    @elchile336 2 года назад +1

    Well, so the number π is, in English, actually pronounced /pái/ and not /pi/ as I thought?

  • @zachvanhelsin2463
    @zachvanhelsin2463 4 года назад +2

    I think that man dodged a bullet or cheated death because the man is one lucky son of a gun on 2:11

  • @bunzobunny1642
    @bunzobunny1642 Год назад +1

    Today's Breakfast Is Han Solo, Because It Says Frying Solo Like We're Frying Han Solo.
    Timestamp: 20:30

  • @lukestarkiller9596
    @lukestarkiller9596 4 года назад +1

    10:56 I didn't get this rocketfoot thing

    • @Hardbrand
      @Hardbrand 4 года назад +1

      Look closer... Missil'-toe...

    • @HikigayaHachiman07
      @HikigayaHachiman07 3 года назад

      Oh my...I hope that foot smell don't blast off in the room...

  • @oji8327
    @oji8327 3 года назад

    7:33 I love the fish

  • @yamama865
    @yamama865 2 года назад +2

    God is coming soon so, please spread his word around (Not trying to force anyone)

  • @hafidzrizki5603
    @hafidzrizki5603 3 года назад

    #04
    AHAHAHAHAHA

  • @H3ROBOYz
    @H3ROBOYz 3 года назад +1

    Wow thats not a normal kind of breed it’s a bread

  • @idiot517
    @idiot517 3 года назад +2

    5:28 How the heck did he take a picture of it if his hands are full 🤷

    • @HikigayaHachiman07
      @HikigayaHachiman07 3 года назад

      I think his mom take thyme to take that funny picture...So he has no thyme to ruined that jokes...

    • @idiot517
      @idiot517 3 года назад

      What?

    • @roxythedog8
      @roxythedog8 2 года назад

      He's an alien duh

    • @roxythedog8
      @roxythedog8 2 года назад

      Oh and don't let anyone know it ok

    • @roxythedog8
      @roxythedog8 2 года назад

      Or he took the phote white an open mound

  • @hashibara_eto2378
    @hashibara_eto2378 4 года назад

    im getting the medicine after this video ends

  • @drewcabak8356
    @drewcabak8356 6 лет назад +2

    These are so punny! 😂

  • @jakg4
    @jakg4 3 года назад

    ad: dear future
    me: WELL I'M NOT THE FUTURE SO YOU CAN SHUT UP AND *LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!*

  • @ariellebrowne
    @ariellebrowne 3 года назад

    i love the chemistree thats my favourite

  • @romelavarughese8615
    @romelavarughese8615 4 года назад +11

    Hey, guess who is currently in a stable relationship?
    Who?
    My horses.

  • @aileenbuizon5624
    @aileenbuizon5624 3 года назад

    Whats the first step of making a party in space? You have to planet

  • @oji8327
    @oji8327 3 года назад

    7:38 I hate Mondays

  • @lunarmothcat
    @lunarmothcat 3 года назад +1

    19:13 Those are actually euros

  • @guitarbrian1976
    @guitarbrian1976 4 года назад

    Haha that's funny.

  • @zoetrogolo7349
    @zoetrogolo7349 3 года назад

    1:40 thats not something to joke about.

  • @MadeBurple
    @MadeBurple 5 лет назад +3

    That was PUNny

  • @marsbars0
    @marsbars0 3 года назад +1

    So nobody gonna talk about 0:30-?

  • @womensarmycorpsveteran2904
    @womensarmycorpsveteran2904 4 года назад +5

    I would like to know why we drive on parkways and park on driveways. Other things I ponder are jumbo shrimp, freezer burn and military intelligence.

  • @bunzobunny1642
    @bunzobunny1642 Год назад +1

    3:27 - I don't understand.
    Edit: I've Just Realized He Put A Mirror Right Under The Words *Self Checkout* Like He's Checking Himself Out

  • @yo-sc6de
    @yo-sc6de 3 года назад +1

    4:36 that's kinda messed up

  • @bloodbunny6366
    @bloodbunny6366 6 лет назад +2

    Lolololol

  • @beboandkarthi5937
    @beboandkarthi5937 3 года назад

    1:32 lololol