HEAVY JOINS THE ARMY

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  • Опубликовано: 17 сен 2024
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    !!!! PLEASE READ !!!! THIS IS A REUPLOAD !!!
    Before you guys now go berserk on me because I'm uploading an old as shit video again, let me explain:
    Unfortunately I got a few copyright claims on my original video and the RUclips editor wouldn't let me remove the affected songs, because the "video has too many views to be edited" (bullshit reason in my opinion, but whatever).
    So anyway, I had to remove the song(s) and also did some additional minor tweaks and uploaded it again.
    Hope you guys can still enjoy it and if you actually kept reading till this point I got a nice little secret for you:
    Heavy plays Pokemon GO and Heavy becomes a Police Officer are going to be my next projects.
    Also, feel free to post your video ideas in my Steam group (link below)
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Комментарии • 1 тыс.

  • @FlawlessRemix
    @FlawlessRemix 3 года назад +196

    When I was younger this felt like an hour long movie lmao, I didn't realise it was only 8 minutes

  • @trtoastbrot4218
    @trtoastbrot4218 8 лет назад +167

    6:06 flying a Helicopter in storymode in a nutshell

  • @matty8952
    @matty8952 4 года назад +69

    1:40 That’s a hell of a intro for Sgt. Doe lmao

  • @universetwisters3968
    @universetwisters3968 8 лет назад +309

    Oh damn, this reminds me of the days when GMOD machinimas were the pinnacle of homemade animation.

    • @rivercanoe2409
      @rivercanoe2409 8 лет назад +25

      The days when gmod was used for good animations and not shitty fnaf animations

    • @universetwisters3968
      @universetwisters3968 8 лет назад +6

      I don't even remember fnanf stuff for gmod. I know it's the cancer within SFM, but I don't remember it in gmod.

    • @gavinbeacom3251
      @gavinbeacom3251 4 года назад

      Kitty0706s

    • @raidersrevenge9428
      @raidersrevenge9428 4 года назад

      Now we fidget spinner and slime

  • @YowXD
    @YowXD 7 лет назад +47

    6:10 Look at that demoman fall lol

  • @dapperfield595
    @dapperfield595 4 года назад +165

    Title: HEAVY JOINS THE ARMY
    **soviet national anthem plays**

    • @-HaiDuong
      @-HaiDuong 4 года назад +4

      But that is america army

    • @RH-ry8ve
      @RH-ry8ve 4 года назад +9

      Not the American army, the capitalist pig army

    • @bruhitsdave7957
      @bruhitsdave7957 4 года назад +2

      I guess if Red Heavy joins the Army he would be in the Soviet Army.

  • @benjaminoechsli1941
    @benjaminoechsli1941 3 года назад +22

    It's fun rewatching these old videos. The production value of TFN improves with the skill of its animator. Kudos!

  • @nelandquinten
    @nelandquinten 6 лет назад +28

    Dude actually made maps for this machinima. That's dedication

  • @Spudtron98
    @Spudtron98 2 года назад +17

    I love the reveal that Demo survived the incident.

  • @jozinek876
    @jozinek876 7 лет назад +29

    Heavy's face at 6:08 made me laugh so hard! This is excellent by the way, it's as if Kitty0706 was Roald Dahl and you are David Walliams, you're work is just as good as his. Keep it up man.

  • @khiemtrinh8330
    @khiemtrinh8330 6 лет назад +142

    R.I.P Sandvich 2018-2018

  • @commanderrockwell1123
    @commanderrockwell1123 8 лет назад +344

    Haha brings back good memories.

    • @frank.medgyesi
      @frank.medgyesi 8 лет назад +6

      FEGELEIN!

    • @captainbozo01
      @captainbozo01 8 лет назад

      +Frank Medgyesi DAS WAR EIN BEFEHL!

    • @moonman9553
      @moonman9553 8 лет назад

      +Captain Bozo SOFORT

    • @commanderrockwell1123
      @commanderrockwell1123 8 лет назад +1

      +Bradley Wiggins Someone as used the words... Fegelein is summoned. Who would you have me use my antics on?

    • @yandelmk1199
      @yandelmk1199 7 лет назад

      Hermann Fegelein cjf7k6uff6uk

  • @tovarischshashlikov
    @tovarischshashlikov 7 лет назад +33

    That's some nice "Black Hawk Down" references right there!

  • @undeaddirector6539
    @undeaddirector6539 7 лет назад +70

    4:44 congratulations you triggered a Vietnam flashback literally

  • @HoovyTube
    @HoovyTube 8 лет назад +259

    I will still rewatch for you :3

  • @KCCWeird
    @KCCWeird 4 года назад +6

    3:31 when i was still like 13 years old i thoughy they were laughing at soldier but its the ding dong at the board

  • @teggy1734
    @teggy1734 4 года назад +22

    1:44 American soldier using a german light machine gun. Hum.

    • @hamburguejasalvapor
      @hamburguejasalvapor 4 года назад

      Maybe it was stolen

    • @teggy1734
      @teggy1734 4 года назад +1

      @@hamburguejasalvapor the soldier is a great patriot, he would never do this

    • @anthony596
      @anthony596 3 года назад +2

      He borrowed it

  • @banned5193
    @banned5193 4 года назад +8

    i like how this comes in my recommended as WW3 is about to start

  • @pohjantuulet247
    @pohjantuulet247 8 лет назад +4

    Thanks for Reuploading this! This is honestly my personal favorite of your videos, because I first saw this back in 2009 or so. It also gives you that nostalgic feeling of Machinimas golden ages when Gmod videos were gaining popularity!

  • @blacck0ut177
    @blacck0ut177 5 лет назад +6

    Medic: *cooks sandwich on pot*
    Also medic: *is burning because of cooking sandwich on pot*
    Heavy: oh paper!

  • @MoskHotel
    @MoskHotel 6 лет назад +5

    Man, this was one of the very first TF2 good videos I’ve watched.

  • @jadenjones3267
    @jadenjones3267 8 лет назад +1

    Glad you reuploaded this, brings me back some memories on my early days on youtube. Great video man

  • @JoshThePinkGump
    @JoshThePinkGump 7 лет назад +50

    Now here comes my ROFLCopter. SOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOI

  • @BorMachine
    @BorMachine  8 лет назад +355

    Thanks for your understanding guys and girls.
    YOU DA REAL MVP.

    • @funkyjunkie6186
      @funkyjunkie6186 8 лет назад +1

      You know you are braking the youtube lore

    • @afng4882
      @afng4882 8 лет назад +2

      Idc if it was reuploaded. I care for your videos.

    • @_nbcake
      @_nbcake 8 лет назад

      Atleast you cared about reuploading videos. Thanks for that !

    • @XxX_KeithMason69_XxX
      @XxX_KeithMason69_XxX 8 лет назад

      Fuck the RUclips copyright system... well that's my story.

    • @BorMachine
      @BorMachine  8 лет назад +1

      *****
      do it

  • @aaronandrews5648
    @aaronandrews5648 7 лет назад +11

    All Bill had to do is wake up Louis with some pills

    • @connorjm7544
      @connorjm7544 7 лет назад

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      - Louis, 2017

    • @Magix670
      @Magix670 4 года назад

      l O u I s

    • @Magix670
      @Magix670 4 года назад

      Pi pi pill

  • @Make_SPQR_Great_Again
    @Make_SPQR_Great_Again 8 лет назад +61

    4:50 reminds me of Apocalypse Now
    6:06 Black Hawk Down

  • @EXMachina.
    @EXMachina. 8 лет назад +8

    6:08 this scene lol

  • @Galvaspysolid562
    @Galvaspysolid562 3 года назад +2

    Lady’s and gentlemen we got him

  • @DuaLL1337
    @DuaLL1337 8 лет назад +52

    Idea 💡: You should make a video where heavy joins the counter terrorists from csgo, then his friends would be killed by terrorists and heavy will not die, he would be putted is some kind of another sphere where he needs to find new friends only with deagle in his hand.
    Then you can make your own situations or decisions.
    Thanks for reading and i hope you will reply to me :D

    • @pussyianity9628
      @pussyianity9628 6 лет назад +2

      DuaLL all you said is a bullshit .. although you can't even spell correctly or make a clear understandable comment .

    • @pussyianity9628
      @pussyianity9628 6 лет назад

      Isaac Teo did u wot nigga ? :p

    • @infernodragon456
      @infernodragon456 5 лет назад +2

      @@pussyianity9628 because of people like you the world is still behind. If someone is giving his idea, can't you just help him improve it?

  • @brokuson3470
    @brokuson3470 3 года назад +1

    Rip scout ;(

  • @BrickiestBrick
    @BrickiestBrick 8 лет назад +45

    HEAVY PLAYS POKEMON GO YES

  • @quaker7876
    @quaker7876 3 года назад +2

    0:48 directed by quentin tarantino

  • @crizpain5029
    @crizpain5029 5 лет назад +4

    It brings my old memories when i played call of duty modern warfare 1

  • @fuzeshuhratkessikbayev4236
    @fuzeshuhratkessikbayev4236 4 года назад +2

    When it’s 3 AM and they shine the sun in your eyes: FIRE FIRE FIRE!

  • @Happyfayce
    @Happyfayce 7 лет назад +19

    >click video
    >it ain't me starts playing

    • @8675-n4m
      @8675-n4m 7 лет назад +2

      Fortunate son* dumbass

    • @someabandonedaccount4827
      @someabandonedaccount4827 7 лет назад

      DefeseDrone why do rude all he did was name something wrong

    • @8675-n4m
      @8675-n4m 7 лет назад

      Kepler 22b because my autism hurts

    • @8675-n4m
      @8675-n4m 7 лет назад

      Kepler 22b and its a super cringey comment

    • @blitzkrieg7353
      @blitzkrieg7353 6 лет назад

      8675309 lol idiot

  • @Creamagination
    @Creamagination 8 лет назад +3

    SOME FOLKS ARE BORN

  • @temple_4213
    @temple_4213 8 лет назад +9

    i still remember watching this vid a few years ago

  • @DumDoDoor
    @DumDoDoor 8 лет назад

    A LOST episode now restored? Great! Thank you for the re-upload!

  • @MicroxD
    @MicroxD 8 лет назад +3

    So heavy wanna be the very best like no one ever was? Can't wait.

  • @tirollol1914
    @tirollol1914 3 года назад +1

    2021 and it's still awesome

  • @diegotomeldan7067
    @diegotomeldan7067 7 лет назад +7

    I remember watching this when i was 7 yrs old. Good times, good times.

  • @CORNCAKE80
    @CORNCAKE80 2 года назад +2

    Just here for my daily dose of nostalgia

  • @MrLyosea
    @MrLyosea 7 лет назад +4

    Iraq maps pretty well made just for a video appearance. Ive made a few maps myself. Someone said they wanted ai nodes. I could download the map and add the nodes in hammer editor if you want me to.

  • @SuicideSeason4545
    @SuicideSeason4545 3 года назад +1

    I remember watching this the day it came out

  • @blackkxred5152
    @blackkxred5152 7 лет назад +26

    at 5:09 a black guy has to die first

    • @adrv7919
      @adrv7919 6 лет назад +1

      Blackxred MW3 LUIS

    • @DeltaSide875
      @DeltaSide875 6 лет назад +1

      Blackxred MW3 its loiiiiiiiiiiiis

  • @sviatoslavs.1305
    @sviatoslavs.1305 8 лет назад +2

    3:30 Gravelpit plan. Perfect.

  • @TescoValueMemes369
    @TescoValueMemes369 8 лет назад +14

    I see you took some inspiration from Black Hawk Down.

    • @jamesflux2557
      @jamesflux2557 5 лет назад +1

      I noticed myself, watched the movie again quite recently.

    • @yahiryellow1
      @yahiryellow1 2 года назад

      Have a perso point em all out

  • @skyraider87
    @skyraider87 3 года назад +1

    3:44 That there is an Series 99 S2 AM Gas Operated Anti Material rifle.
    So in other words, a Halo sniper rifle. Specifically Halo Combat Evolved.

  • @At0mH0rnet207
    @At0mH0rnet207 6 лет назад +15

    6:42 are they speaking Arabic

    • @demochris1786
      @demochris1786 5 лет назад +8

      No they are speaking backwarda cause they are vagisoldiers

    • @Caleb251
      @Caleb251 4 года назад

      Or Russian

  • @cathycadotte4284
    @cathycadotte4284 5 лет назад +1

    I love your videos you post every day

  • @fiercetooth4330
    @fiercetooth4330 8 лет назад +14

    2:49-2:55 r.i.p sandwich he was moist and delicious 😭😭😭😭😦😧😭😧

  • @CluelessSoldier-0669
    @CluelessSoldier-0669 Год назад

    Man.....the nostalgia....if only I could live my childhood again..jeez u~u

  • @michaeicapone4694
    @michaeicapone4694 7 лет назад +5

    This is like forest gump but better

  • @czarthetsar2968
    @czarthetsar2968 5 лет назад

    I have been searching for so long and now I FINALLY FOUND YOU

  • @JacobLozano-mr8ll
    @JacobLozano-mr8ll 7 лет назад +9

    Demoman Alive?

  • @lonely_ghost9857
    @lonely_ghost9857 3 года назад +1

    Put subtitles on for this
    Trust me....
    You'll enjoy it

  • @SpikedZenMain
    @SpikedZenMain 8 лет назад +29

    I'M GOING BERSERK ON AN OLD VIDEO EVEN THOUGH THE DESCRIPTION SAYS NOT TO

    • @freekjobse7051
      @freekjobse7051 8 лет назад

      GRAB THE TORCHES AND PITCHFORKS, SET HIS CHANNEL ABLAZE

    • @BorMachine
      @BorMachine  8 лет назад +15

      Please spare me! I have wife and kids!

    • @vuvek__1574
      @vuvek__1574 8 лет назад

      +BorMachine KILL THEM TOO

    • @SpikedZenMain
      @SpikedZenMain 8 лет назад +1

      +AU Tyrant Hey spare the kids, man. They need a better home.

    • @dcarterm8371
      @dcarterm8371 8 лет назад

      +BorMachine TOO LATE

  • @bombazero2852
    @bombazero2852 7 лет назад +1

    Heavy Rejoins The Army

  • @jerryb42
    @jerryb42 7 лет назад +4

    TFN - The Fucking News

    • @swekker
      @swekker 6 лет назад

      Mr. Ducky team fortress news

  • @stormtrooper5965
    @stormtrooper5965 6 лет назад

    You're in the army now. You're in the army... Now.

  • @alpubay3739
    @alpubay3739 7 лет назад +3

    All musics = BattleField Vietnam.

  • @tiffanyweston7962
    @tiffanyweston7962 8 месяцев назад +1

    Do not deleted all I love it

  • @birdbakingbirds9244
    @birdbakingbirds9244 7 лет назад +10

    Poor scout, he is the only who die xd

  • @Goto-kt3uk
    @Goto-kt3uk 6 лет назад +1

    The captions r amazing

  • @Doc_Doge
    @Doc_Doge 8 лет назад +25

    SOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOI

    • @Magix670
      @Magix670 4 года назад

      Best comment ever

  • @sergejdachincze3465
    @sergejdachincze3465 5 лет назад

    my memories just came back ! :D thank you!

  • @tyrannisskullcrusher7361
    @tyrannisskullcrusher7361 7 лет назад +4

    How come heavy joined the army when he is part of one

    • @C-MOON-PZV
      @C-MOON-PZV 7 лет назад +2

      Correct statement but incomplete. Heavy is part of a group of mercenaries, a "private army" if you will, for a person or organization. Not an actual national army.

  • @pixelbucket8884
    @pixelbucket8884 7 лет назад

    I wish screaming "NO" at any object would make it larger.

  • @markwatson3248
    @markwatson3248 8 лет назад +24

    old ass fuck but a classic!!!

  • @Lf4555
    @Lf4555 Год назад +1

    YES MY CHILDHOOD

  • @wickerg041
    @wickerg041 8 лет назад +12

    So does that mean the original video got removed?

  • @Antunes762
    @Antunes762 6 лет назад

    i fucking love this channel maan.

  • @HammerBros235
    @HammerBros235 8 лет назад +12

    original upload date?

  • @Magix670
    @Magix670 4 года назад

    I fukin died at when he said "here comes my roflcopter" 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣

  • @ภีมพศนานรัมย์

    black hawk down?

  • @trolex1519
    @trolex1519 Год назад +1

    I thought this was made before heavy joins navy seals

  • @stickymaggot
    @stickymaggot 7 лет назад +10

    What does TFN stands for anyway? The Fucking News?

  • @toasterqueer
    @toasterqueer 8 лет назад

    Old & Gold.
    Still love this.

  • @gabenewell3109
    @gabenewell3109 7 лет назад +14

    3:49 map ?

  • @jonaskovamees6948
    @jonaskovamees6948 6 лет назад

    What they don't prepare you for is the excessive use of Fortunate Sun.

  • @Somedude-vu2qi
    @Somedude-vu2qi 7 лет назад +12

    What was the song you used in the river scene ?

  • @heavy4956
    @heavy4956 Год назад

    1:16-1:22 heavy thinks everything is normal
    1:26 Too small for heavy
    1:29 NO!
    1:30 normal size for heavy
    2:12 heavy jumpscare
    2:53 and 3:11 heavy sad
    6:07 heavy screaming, and panic
    7:26 heavy angry

  • @alphanoob9041
    @alphanoob9041 4 года назад +3

    Anyone else here because of WW3 memes?

  • @apehawk
    @apehawk 8 лет назад

    I remember watching this before it was taking down... good shit...

  • @AE-dh6zj
    @AE-dh6zj 8 лет назад +5

    I DO NOT LIKE THIS VIDEO BECAUSE ITS A RE-UPLOAD DESPITE THE CREATOR GIVING A COMPLETELY LEGITIMATE REASON FOR DOING SO.

    • @PeliRapu
      @PeliRapu 8 лет назад +11

      The original was taken down. Better this than having it stolen.

    • @golamfiroz6857
      @golamfiroz6857 7 лет назад +1

      Wehrmacht Lyle i

  • @Thereallennie
    @Thereallennie 8 лет назад

    That description though!!!! :D

  • @oleklego8311
    @oleklego8311 7 лет назад +5

    Vaginer bin ladel lol XD wth🤣

  • @templarone6752
    @templarone6752 4 года назад

    I miss this so much

  • @dannymccormack936
    @dannymccormack936 4 года назад

    everybody gangsta until the heavy plays fortunate sun

  • @sergeyzhuravlev6918
    @sergeyzhuravlev6918 7 лет назад

    Dis is some great editing that u made

  • @davidneuman2292
    @davidneuman2292 4 года назад

    This brings me good ol' memories of SFM TF2 animations. Thanks for that youtube algorithm

  • @itzmustardjarhd4417
    @itzmustardjarhd4417 8 лет назад

    Lololololol this is so funny xD especially when demoman said at the end kabinggg

  • @jpegjpeg
    @jpegjpeg 8 лет назад

    oldie but a goodie

  • @theepicdragon3889
    @theepicdragon3889 3 года назад +1

    Now we all know how engie got a robot arm

  • @nightcorefan2133
    @nightcorefan2133 6 лет назад

    Face it heavy you are will never get your sandvich or bring your machine gun to war!

  • @GalacticTrooper-vy9fc
    @GalacticTrooper-vy9fc 8 лет назад

    good job on the video work and upload hilarious as hell keep up the good work lmao,this video is just as funny as the gmod idiot box animated videos lmao.

  • @kaiden3374
    @kaiden3374 7 лет назад

    this gives me flashbacks

  • @Bernoris
    @Bernoris 4 года назад

    Congratulations, you predicted WW3

  • @ruphite9521
    @ruphite9521 5 лет назад

    Old but gold

  • @firetornadeo
    @firetornadeo 3 года назад

    LMAO
    Black hawk down scene at 6:04-6:23 xD