Can Universal Studios FIX These 5 Things?

It's clear that Universal Studios is looking to shed their reputation as "the other park" and make a major run at being crowned ruler of the themed entertainment kingdom.
And while no one can argue that their new lands and attractions are top-notch, the overall experience does have a few hiccups in flow when compared to their top competitor.
In this video, I humbly submit my Top 5 things Universal Studios can change to create the most seamless experience possible for their guests. And know that when I say "their guests," I almost exclusively mean "me."
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[@rolingoron]

Quality nitpicks! And you’re right about horror nights- nothing but jump scares, but it’s sort of an adrenaline catharsis/dopamine extravaganza

[@KevKageNeedsALife]

I’ll get my dopamine from a churro

[@nukunuku29]

A greater selection of rotating local craft brews is on my Universal wish list!

[@KevKageNeedsALife]

Props to the Duff and Potter stuff, but would it kill them to get some seasonals in there?

[@ThemeParkThoughtsPodcast]

That cold open 😂 And so true re: the globe - it's an iccooonnnn, and should spin!

[@KevKageNeedsALife]

I would love for an engineer to explain to me why that’s so complicated to fix. Even if they had to build a completely new one, with all the money they’re spending on eveything else it seems like a drop in the bucket haha

[@ThemeParkThoughtsPodcast]

@@KevKageNeedsALife So true, haha!

[@jfmangano]

Globe doesn't spin? Bro, that's straight up embarrassing.

[@KevKageNeedsALife]

I completely agree. It has one job!

[@MissFanCulture]

One item to add - continue to use the IBCCES accessibility process for both universal Hollywood and Orlando. Disney’s accessibility process changes are horrid and as long as universal keeps this third party process in place, they will attract those guests who feel put off by Disney’s unnecessary DAS restrictive changes

[@KevKageNeedsALife]

Admittedly I don’t know much about either system but a very important thing to consider!