[SFM] G-Man Roasts Gordon Freeman

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  • @LukeBeadles
    @LukeBeadles 3 года назад +11418

    "Gorgeous, Freeman"
    Perfect

  • @ThePointlessBox_
    @ThePointlessBox_ 3 года назад +2347

    “Woooo honey”
    -Alyx Vance holding her dying father in her arms

    • @InVinoVeratas
      @InVinoVeratas 3 года назад +53

      Even he couldn’t stand that burn

    • @MrFYGY
      @MrFYGY 3 года назад +8

      ♂Looks like he got not much choice♂

    • @-skeptix-
      @-skeptix- 3 года назад

      Is that mudafuggin rusman?

  • @OfficialMaxBox
    @OfficialMaxBox 3 года назад +10281

    G-man's eyes glowing was a great touch.

  • @65-bitgamer
    @65-bitgamer 3 года назад +3734

    “Don’t hate me cuz I’m gorgeous, Freeman” is the best part of this.

  • @johnmattan3273
    @johnmattan3273 3 года назад +11036

    The fact that all this is happening while Eli is dying makes this so much better!

    • @fabanano6158
      @fabanano6158 3 года назад +70

      Thats what he gets

    • @6996Gunslinger
      @6996Gunslinger 3 года назад +94

      hes not dying hes reviving

    • @mirainikki6665
      @mirainikki6665 3 года назад +2

      Hol up

    • @madmaks1980
      @madmaks1980 3 года назад +1

      The fact that

    • @Mrbird321
      @Mrbird321 3 года назад +7

      I've never laughed harder at someone mourning the recently deceased

  • @benneron8403
    @benneron8403 3 года назад +10564

    "Don't hate me cause I'm gorgeous, Freeman"
    See what you did there

    • @EpicBoy94
      @EpicBoy94 3 года назад +398

      So G-man means Gorgeous man i guess

    • @lee.as.in.l.e.e.7394
      @lee.as.in.l.e.e.7394 3 года назад +157

      Oh shit I’m sorry

    • @SirDankleberry
      @SirDankleberry 3 года назад +276

      @@lee.as.in.l.e.e.7394 Sorry for what? Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our crowbars.

    • @lee.as.in.l.e.e.7394
      @lee.as.in.l.e.e.7394 3 года назад +146

      @@SirDankleberry Especially if they're in good size n' all

    • @iamlordstarbuilder5595
      @iamlordstarbuilder5595 3 года назад +16

      Hey G-man may be better at roasting but how many theoretical physicists do you know that can eat a train with their ass and shit it back out?

  • @f2pmandude
    @f2pmandude 3 года назад +10429

    The fact that Gman roasts Gordon when Alyx is mourning her father's death

    • @childOFtengu
      @childOFtengu 3 года назад +578

      Even better, Alyx had to stop mourning to react to that extreme roast.

    • @demomanfromtf2574
      @demomanfromtf2574 3 года назад +20

      who's fact?

    • @madmaks1980
      @madmaks1980 3 года назад +6

      The fact that

    • @nigelgunho3126
      @nigelgunho3126 3 года назад +5

      Chad move

    • @D_YellowMadness
      @D_YellowMadness 3 года назад +4

      At first I thought she'd become a zombie & was eating someone.

  • @bugandoamente251
    @bugandoamente251 3 года назад +5500

    Gman: "Prepare for your unforeseen consequences Gordon Freeman!"
    Gordon: "What?!"

    • @demomanfromtf2574
      @demomanfromtf2574 3 года назад +4

      my cocker

    • @aftsfm
      @aftsfm 3 года назад +15

      *extreme heat damage detected*

    • @jackthatistheripper
      @jackthatistheripper 3 года назад +5

      You mean: **reload sounds**
      ?

    • @bugandoamente251
      @bugandoamente251 3 года назад +1

      @@jackthatistheripper yes

    • @aftsfm
      @aftsfm 3 года назад +5

      @@jackthatistheripper No he mean: **Harsh metal sound**

  • @guy1849
    @guy1849 3 года назад +4118

    the way he says “F R E E M A N N N N” at the end is so good

    • @danceypants1170
      @danceypants1170 2 года назад +73

      He spoke in cursive

    • @guy1849
      @guy1849 2 года назад +11

      @@danceypants1170 exactly

    • @sharky1583
      @sharky1583 Год назад +37

      It's the reference to Lamar from GTA 5 when he said to Franklin "Nig g g a a a"

    • @guy1849
      @guy1849 Год назад +17

      @@sharky1583 oh I knew that I just love how he rolls it like Lamar

    • @LGLFanTeam12
      @LGLFanTeam12 Год назад +7

      F R E E E M A N n N n N n N n! ! !

  • @Mecha_Marv
    @Mecha_Marv 3 года назад +3016

    So Gordon Freeman isn't a speaking protagonist because he's busy making all the gamesounds himself.

    • @Flanponos
      @Flanponos 3 года назад +18

      nice

    • @XenoSpyro
      @XenoSpyro 3 года назад +104

      Fun fact, when you die in singleplayer, Gordons mouth moves with the suits flatline noise. Visible in thirdperson with cam_idealyaw 180.

    • @corezone4250
      @corezone4250 3 года назад +35

      Shooting with your fingers saying “pew pew” out loud to a whole new level.

    • @Hulfor
      @Hulfor 3 года назад +42

      I can only imagine the terror the usmc grunts feel when a guy kills your friend with a crowbar while screaming the sound it mates at the top of his lungs

    • @saxyboi533
      @saxyboi533 3 года назад +21

      That is some impressive beatbox

  • @applesaurusrex8075
    @applesaurusrex8075 3 года назад +2057

    “Extreme Heat Damage Detected” that line was amazing

    • @lordlang906
      @lordlang906 3 года назад +92

      Do you need medical attention for that burn?

    • @funneneym9965
      @funneneym9965 3 года назад +33

      "User death imminent"

    • @Novocaino_GG
      @Novocaino_GG 3 года назад +28

      *morphine administered*

    • @vash_the_stampede6570
      @vash_the_stampede6570 3 года назад

      Gordon gona have to Dip in some Nitrogen after that one.

    • @goodboy9318
      @goodboy9318 3 года назад +8

      THE BURNING YOU FEEL? IT IS SHAME!

  • @snappa_tv
    @snappa_tv 3 года назад +947

    “Don’t hate me cuz I’m Gorgeous, Freeman”
    I see what you did there...

  • @ForeverNames
    @ForeverNames 3 года назад +17955

    Gordon doesn't need to hear all this. He's a highly trained professional.

    • @plfaproductions
      @plfaproductions 3 года назад +198

      But G orgeous -MAN doesn't care

    • @pqrkerhdav
      @pqrkerhdav 3 года назад +96

      But but but but “Gordon freeman is a theoretical physicist, who had hardly earned the distinction of his PhD, at the time of the black mesa incident” Quoth breen

    • @neongex7167
      @neongex7167 3 года назад +20

      Yes he is . He didn’t learn science he was In military

    • @DrCrabnuts
      @DrCrabnuts 3 года назад +41

      @@neongex7167 I know this is all a big joke, but what?
      He has a PhD in Theoretical Physics from MIT. He was working in the Sector C’s Anomalous Materials labs... as a scientist.

    • @supergirlpyro5705
      @supergirlpyro5705 3 года назад +3

      Yep

  • @miketheguy2847
    @miketheguy2847 3 года назад +4182

    "Gordon, my father is dying!"
    "I don't care, I just got roasted."

    • @sfmlenny
      @sfmlenny 3 года назад +87

      Gordon: *speaks in weapon reloading sounds*

    • @angelofthedead1886
      @angelofthedead1886 3 года назад +1

      *JADEN IT UP!*

    • @jogolord8122
      @jogolord8122 3 года назад +11

      “Gordon, my father is dying!”
      “So am I!”

    • @kristijan.1
      @kristijan.1 3 года назад

      He would never say that.

    • @mrrussian3534
      @mrrussian3534 3 года назад +1

      "Extreme heat damage detected"

  • @protostar5946
    @protostar5946 3 года назад +994

    "Don't hate me 'cause I'm *gorgeous, Freeman."*
    Wonder if that's still being worked on.

    • @Lux_the_Lost
      @Lux_the_Lost 3 года назад +44

      It isn't, sadly.

    • @juanokug4
      @juanokug4 3 года назад +40

      @@Lux_the_Lost it rests in our dreams
      _wet... Dreams..._

    • @mrwow1667
      @mrwow1667 Год назад +6

      it was canceled

    • @IIIGAH77
      @IIIGAH77 6 месяцев назад

      @@juanokug4😟

    • @juanokug4
      @juanokug4 6 месяцев назад

      @@IIIGAH77 what, scared of men

  • @yr-ns3gu
    @yr-ns3gu 3 года назад +2309

    Interesting detail: G-man's eyes light up when he says "Freeman-n-n" at the end.

    • @bearb1asting
      @bearb1asting 3 года назад +23

      It's a Gould

    • @MrHoodlin
      @MrHoodlin 3 года назад +13

      I would say that it's just a regular detail.
      You could point out literally anything and say "interesting detail".
      It's an interesting detail that the suit said "heat damage", because Gordon was "burned" by G-Man.
      It's an interesting detail that Gordon's voice is noises instead of a voice.
      It's an interesting detail that G-Man was able to use different words while still following the GTAV meme.
      It's an interesting detail that the scene they are in is properly represents the ending for the game.
      It's an interesting detail Alyx is panicking over her father despite the fact that G-Man is talking like a weirdo.
      It's an interesting detail that Alyx's voice is not even her voice.
      ETC

    • @niga3
      @niga3 3 года назад +42

      @@MrHoodlin get a life lmao

    • @niga3
      @niga3 3 года назад +13

      @@Oppen1945 yeah he's right and whatever but he wrote a whole fucking essay about a 1 minute video bruh

    • @Green1sh01
      @Green1sh01 3 года назад +4

      @@niga3 Honestly if you think that's an essay you must still be in the 2nd grade.

  • @DaFuqBoom
    @DaFuqBoom 3 года назад +32770

    I can't believe G-man said the *F-Word*

    • @camelmon
      @camelmon 3 года назад +336

      А что в этом такого удивительного?

    • @DaFuqBoom
      @DaFuqBoom 3 года назад +709

      @@camelmon *бумер* детектед.

    • @gunciga8600
      @gunciga8600 3 года назад +115

      @@DaFuqBoom Шта је реко?

    • @bobmartin9918
      @bobmartin9918 3 года назад +80

      Fromage

    • @buckowens2841
      @buckowens2841 3 года назад +177

      What, Freeman?

  • @LelouDX
    @LelouDX 3 года назад +512

    GMan: "....Gorgeous, Freeman"
    Me: *cries in sequel that will never come*

    • @Aaronreacher
      @Aaronreacher 3 года назад +2

      Dont be so sure, we had the VR game that Valve made to see if people was still interested in Half life.

    • @LelouDX
      @LelouDX 3 года назад +32

      @@Aaronreacher I'm refering to a GMod animation by Antoine Delak called Gorgeous Freeman. There wouldn't be a continuation for it because I think his save files involving that project got ruined or something.

    • @kobz2862
      @kobz2862 3 года назад

      I see that as an awesome joke. Like you know, the game is never gonna show up, so the sequel won't neither

    • @denifnaf5874
      @denifnaf5874 3 года назад +3

      Yea gorgeous freeman ...
      Wallace breen wants dat a

  • @Triple-Q
    @Triple-Q 3 года назад +8411

    Thank you for including the OOO HONEY

  • @lucialambda
    @lucialambda 3 года назад +1138

    "don't hate me cos i'm *gorgeous, freeman* "
    * sadness noises *

    • @rojaws1183
      @rojaws1183 3 года назад +48

      It's okay, we all miss his ass.

    • @deviantartguy0
      @deviantartguy0 3 года назад +6

      Who?

    • @AtomescheBaron75
      @AtomescheBaron75 3 года назад +25

      @@deviantartguy0 look up Gorgeous Freeman, you'll understand our pain

    • @Helperbot-2000
      @Helperbot-2000 3 года назад

      AAHHHHHHH

    • @PhoenixPalmer88
      @PhoenixPalmer88 3 года назад +4

      Gorgeous Freeman was moderately interesting for the first episode and got really bad and “lol so random” immediately afterwards

  • @ceasormayhem101
    @ceasormayhem101 3 года назад +139

    I love how she looks up from her dying father to acknowledge how good of a burn that was.

  • @kosakukawajiri9232
    @kosakukawajiri9232 3 года назад +693

    "A good drip on a yee-yee ass haircut can make all the difference, Mr Freeman."

    • @MrFYGY
      @MrFYGY 3 года назад +4

      Prepare for unforeseen ♂cumsequences♂

  • @sirbushmansrules3622
    @sirbushmansrules3622 3 года назад +1202

    I love how Gordon only speaks in Gun sounds

    • @GunGodYV
      @GunGodYV 3 года назад +61

      Petition to make "Gun Sounds" an official language.

    • @cream3281
      @cream3281 3 года назад +5

      I wish that could apply to Painis Cupcake but he *moves* in gun sounds

    • @alerat8801
      @alerat8801 3 года назад +21

      @@GunGodYV did you mean: American English?

    • @YPinkie
      @YPinkie 3 года назад +4

      U should look up Yung Venuz from Nuclear Throne he talks in gun sounds

    • @luukdevoogd1071
      @luukdevoogd1071 3 года назад +5

      sounds like an average american accent to me

  • @albaraqahtani
    @albaraqahtani 2 года назад +214

    G-man referring to himself as a “G” was phenomenal lol.
    P.S: the glowing eyes when he says “F R E E M A N” in the end is great too lmao.

  • @hatandhoodie_
    @hatandhoodie_ 3 года назад +3781

    "Extreme Heat Damaged Detected."
    This is what killed me.

  • @longgun
    @longgun 3 года назад +2976

    “can a g come up in your crib?” *RELOADING NOISES*

  • @theparrishshow9803
    @theparrishshow9803 3 года назад +98

    Everything about Gmans dialogue is genius
    “Yee Yee ass H.E.V. suit”
    “Headcrab ass”
    “That Vortiguant she f*cking with”
    “Can a G come up in your crib”

  • @max-lol4031
    @max-lol4031 3 года назад +774

    For some reason G-man referring to himself as "a G" is the funniest thing I've heard all week

    • @ninjaguyYT
      @ninjaguyYT Год назад +28

      Gordon Freeman
      G-----n Freeman
      G----- -----man
      G- man

    • @fazilakbar8009
      @fazilakbar8009 8 месяцев назад +1

      government man

  • @SnowingApple135
    @SnowingApple135 3 года назад +9048

    The word that still cling to our minds
    "Gorgeous Freeman"

  • @tankhead2645
    @tankhead2645 2 года назад +37

    Mixing G-man's "alien inhabiting human body" type speech, with hood slang lit me on fire

  • @zactaylor7860
    @zactaylor7860 3 года назад +10424

    I love how Gordon speaks in gunshots, reload and metal colliding sound affects

    • @grayski3324
      @grayski3324 3 года назад +359

      One of the best ways to communicate.

    • @prixenthedude
      @prixenthedude 3 года назад +177

      Thats why he never talks in the games XD

    • @heavyswomern
      @heavyswomern 3 года назад +250

      @@prixenthedude he's always talking its not the guns making the sounds ITS HIM

    • @roke3526
      @roke3526 3 года назад +136

      @@heavyswomern that implies that all his weapons are silent, and I love it

    • @ravysaini127
      @ravysaini127 3 года назад +37

      Thrid person shows every sound you make is him.

  • @matfelados9609
    @matfelados9609 3 года назад +293

    "don't hate me becouse Im gorgeous, Freeman"
    Ho god the memories...

  • @Ironsnake345ify
    @Ironsnake345ify 3 года назад +48

    The funniest part of all this is that G-man, who has the poise and swagger of an extradimensional being not comfortable with human speech and appearance, speaks fluent hood. Fluent!

  • @TOYOTACOROLLAA
    @TOYOTACOROLLAA 3 года назад +3209

    When gordon said: *shotgun reloading* , *crowbar hit*
    I felt that

    • @itwontcomeout5678
      @itwontcomeout5678 3 года назад +43

      I thought that was weapon_SMG1 firing once and reloading ;)

    • @DilanExist
      @DilanExist 3 года назад +34

      @@itwontcomeout5678 you are rigth the order is: smg fire1 shotgun reload, revolver spin, crowbar against metal material.

    • @soop7349
      @soop7349 3 года назад +1

      @@DilanExist and then "extreme heat damage detected"

    • @DilanExist
      @DilanExist 3 года назад

      @@soop7349and then "hooo honey" thanks for reminding me

    • @fogfatigue4980
      @fogfatigue4980 3 года назад +2

      @@DilanExist it's not a shotgun reload sound, it's npc_ar2_reload.wav used by NPC's reloading osipr's.

  • @jking4854
    @jking4854 3 года назад +605

    ELi: Dying
    Alyx: Mourning
    G-Man: Roasts Freeman
    Freeman: *Weapon noises*

  • @amirhamzah5859
    @amirhamzah5859 Год назад +38

    Honestly, this is what I would envision Gordon’s relationship with the G-man after a while. Basically like friends who had been friends with each other for over 5 years so they know each other too well so they have a lot material to roast each other with.

  • @vordjoncus
    @vordjoncus 3 года назад +435

    The fact that his suit registers a burn of that intensity has finally sold me that it is a high-tech scientific tool and not just a Freeman's robot cosplay he got stuck with in the apocalypse.

    • @InitiateDee
      @InitiateDee 3 года назад +5

      If only it came with a helmet

    • @Ozzianman
      @Ozzianman 3 года назад +8

      @@InitiateDee The suits do in fact have helmets.

  • @richie7624
    @richie7624 3 года назад +265

    "Don't hate me 'cause I'm gorgeous, Freeman."
    So that's what the "G" in "G-man" stands for

    • @armandleg3775
      @armandleg3775 3 года назад +18

      GORGEOUS-MAN

    • @richie7624
      @richie7624 3 года назад +2

      @@armandleg3775 Oh yes!

    • @felippem06
      @felippem06 3 года назад +1

      actually means government

    • @richie7624
      @richie7624 3 года назад +2

      @@felippem06 I know

    • @reedrazor7546
      @reedrazor7546 3 года назад +3

      @@felippem06
      Thank you Sherlock
      We would've never known

  • @EagerMcBeaver
    @EagerMcBeaver Год назад +20

    It’s all fun and games when g-man says the word
    *d i c k*

  • @megabytegaming2421
    @megabytegaming2421 3 года назад +358

    The gman roasted Gordon so hard that even alyx stopped mourning so she could comment.

  • @gunciga8600
    @gunciga8600 3 года назад +623

    I love the fact that alyx is mourning her father, while gordon here is getting roasted by gman

  • @jangofett7091
    @jangofett7091 3 года назад +14

    “So wake up, Mr. Freeman, wake up and....smell the ashes.”

  • @TheGamingMiniBug
    @TheGamingMiniBug 3 года назад +361

    Alyx wasn't crying because of her father's death, she was crying cause of G-Man Roasting Gordon.

  • @Brunoki22
    @Brunoki22 3 года назад +3565

    The “yee yee ass haircut” line would still have worked since Gordon got rid of his ponytail in the Black Mesa remake.

  • @lazymansload520
    @lazymansload520 2 года назад +11

    The G-Man calling himself a “G” is my favorite part.

  • @TheKingOfNachosTM
    @TheKingOfNachosTM 3 года назад +332

    That "Freeeeman" from G-man really sells it.

  • @Sneaker3719
    @Sneaker3719 3 года назад +653

    "Don't hate me cuz I'm gorgeous, Freeman."
    By the comments, I can tell this is an underappreciated line. Still kinda miffed that series never concluded.

    • @jayvanx154
      @jayvanx154 3 года назад +24

      At least we got heavy is dead

    • @topogigio7031
      @topogigio7031 3 года назад +1

      "bum bum DUN DUUUNNNNNNN"

    • @daleanmonster4218
      @daleanmonster4218 3 года назад

      Same

    • @Dmitrisnikioff
      @Dmitrisnikioff 3 года назад +2

      The whole ponit of Alyx, other than the VR, is to retcon the ending of episode 2 so there's actually a chance we may have it concluded.

    • @Sneaker3719
      @Sneaker3719 3 года назад +9

      @@Dmitrisnikioff
      I'm talking about the Gorgeous Freeman series.

  • @mistertwister2000
    @mistertwister2000 2 года назад +12

    “Don’t hate me ‘cause I’m Gorgeous, Freeman.”
    *You knew.*

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm 3 года назад +468

    He roasted him so hard that his suit detected extreme heat damage

    • @demomanfromtf2574
      @demomanfromtf2574 3 года назад

      may donajoe bidump rest in piss

    • @hectordavid169
      @hectordavid169 3 года назад +17

      Someone should do a joke about that 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @theketaminekid1241
      @theketaminekid1241 3 года назад

      @@demomanfromtf2574 Not funny didn't laugh

    • @lehelisbored
      @lehelisbored 3 года назад

      That is indeed the joke they were going for.

  • @lukedelameter7961
    @lukedelameter7961 3 года назад +55

    “Extreme heat damage detected.”

  • @loghf718
    @loghf718 5 месяцев назад +11

    I searched gman and this the first video to appear instead of a skibidi toilet video, i'm happy.

  • @piguy222
    @piguy222 3 года назад +1022

    Even G-man, an interdimensional businessman, can't bring himself to say the n word

    • @aeropavore
      @aeropavore 3 года назад +68

      The man's got standards. He's also got a serious budget, but still.

    • @lecourtisan4554
      @lecourtisan4554 3 года назад +86

      His employers have a strict anti-racist policy.

    • @coffeeguyd
      @coffeeguyd 3 года назад +35

      Nihilanth?

    • @seamuswbiggerarmalite3379
      @seamuswbiggerarmalite3379 3 года назад +9

      @@lecourtisan4554 at the same time they are interdimensional slavers

    • @0NaiveDreamer0
      @0NaiveDreamer0 3 года назад +28

      Professionals have standards:
      1. Be polite
      2. Be official
      3. Have a plan to put into stasis anyone you meet.

  • @InitiateDee
    @InitiateDee 3 года назад +492

    "Don't hate me because I'm Gorgeous, Freeman"
    You can't hide it, I see exactly what you did there ;)

    • @Mkilbride2599
      @Mkilbride2599 3 года назад

      THe long running theory...confirmed!

    • @thekommunistkrusader3921
      @thekommunistkrusader3921 3 года назад +2

      Gorgeous Freeman is a classic

    • @MrFYGY
      @MrFYGY 3 года назад +1

      I did i gachimuchi version of this video, it also more ♂emotional♂

    • @dollynho8832
      @dollynho8832 3 года назад

      Nice

  • @mixenproductions8149
    @mixenproductions8149 3 года назад +8

    The fact Alyx is crying over her fathers dead body in the background is the best bit about this.

  • @Wawan56Tale
    @Wawan56Tale 3 года назад +136

    The way g-man said "fremannnnnnnnnnn"
    Is killing me

    • @lukakrog
      @lukakrog 3 года назад +1

      Notice G-Man's eyes as he says that.

    • @alkimia1791
      @alkimia1791 3 года назад

      The way he said it was completes this

  • @bowenlavalley3297
    @bowenlavalley3297 3 года назад +435

    the fact that he speaks fluent gun shows us that he is your every day Texan

    • @echodelta2172
      @echodelta2172 3 года назад +3

      I'm gonna go on record and say Utahans and Oklahomans probably have them beat

    • @Earthstar_Review
      @Earthstar_Review 3 года назад +3

      But, from Massachusetts Institute of Technology.

    • @ZuraTheCat
      @ZuraTheCat 3 года назад +2

      I Consider it cannon now

    • @5ard0nyx78
      @5ard0nyx78 3 года назад +2

      @@Earthstar_Review True, but we don't know that he's actually from Massachusetts to begin with. I think it's ambiguous.

    • @wurlmon5191
      @wurlmon5191 3 года назад

      @@5ard0nyx78 He's from Seattle

  • @axeinrose
    @axeinrose Год назад +4

    This is it. This is what I’ve been looking for. Good shit.

  • @gabefollower
    @gabefollower 3 года назад +2257

    cbt

    • @walterclements1050
      @walterclements1050 3 года назад +21

      I agree.

    • @bogdao44
      @bogdao44 3 года назад +28

      С днём воды

    • @uberium2004
      @uberium2004 3 года назад +80

      is a sexual activity involving male genitals

    • @asegundacontadopelen9445
      @asegundacontadopelen9445 3 года назад +3

      i have done cbt once and oh boy it was very painful

    • @TheCattail
      @TheCattail 3 года назад +5

      Вот кого-кого, а вот вас не ожидал увидеть

  • @charmeranimations
    @charmeranimations 3 года назад +237

    I love how Gordon's voice is just random half life SFXs.
    Also noice Gorgeous Freeman reference lol
    The two dislikes were from Gordon and Eli

  • @CAIDENROX
    @CAIDENROX Год назад +9

    *EXTREME HEAT DAMAGE DETECTED*

  • @limechip
    @limechip 3 года назад +322

    Gordon: *says something*
    Everyone else: Who’s doing construction?

    • @gmanlord7791
      @gmanlord7791 3 года назад +5

      Ikr lmfao

    • @lhfirex
      @lhfirex 3 года назад +3

      G-Man Construction, featured prominently in Half-Life Kiwami 2.

  • @MikeHoliday
    @MikeHoliday 3 года назад +155

    I didn't know gordon's voice actor was the crowbar all along.

    • @SimplyDuker
      @SimplyDuker 3 года назад +3

      He's been talking like that since the first game wdym?

  • @cooldude-fu2iu
    @cooldude-fu2iu 5 месяцев назад +6

    I swear if someone says "its the guy from skibidi toilet" im going to lose it

  • @Desh681
    @Desh681 3 года назад +500

    JBushBaby is so goddamned good at that voice, he can almost single-handedly make this meme come to life

    • @SomeDemoMain
      @SomeDemoMain 3 года назад +4

      Although he may or may not have called for further violence at the Capitol.

    • @xtYLT2IY8
      @xtYLT2IY8 3 года назад +18

      @@SomeDemoMain no one wants to hear that, we tryna laugh

    • @SomeDemoMain
      @SomeDemoMain 3 года назад +1

      @@xtYLT2IY8 Fair point. Carry on. Also, it's weird hearing G-Man address Gordon by his first name.

    • @ninjaguyYT
      @ninjaguyYT Год назад

      @@SomeDemoMain Gordon Freeman? Ms. Somedemomain, you wouldn't need all that to address... Gordon Freeman.

    • @Rad-Dude63andathird
      @Rad-Dude63andathird Год назад

      ​@@xtYLT2IY8
      There's more important things in life than your entertainment ya giant chode.

  • @sahar123321
    @sahar123321 3 года назад +37

    that smile, that damn smile after he says he is gorgeous.

  • @mcsmartass8306
    @mcsmartass8306 3 года назад +2

    thank you so much for placing this scene at the end of episode 2

  • @rimurunava
    @rimurunava 3 года назад +89

    “Dont hate me cause im gorgeous freeman” no, you should absolutely submit to gorgeous freeman

  • @MarkiplierMeatMuncher8
    @MarkiplierMeatMuncher8 3 года назад +39

    "Gorgeous Freeman"
    Never forget...

  • @Simon-hw7zy
    @Simon-hw7zy 3 года назад +7

    0:03 this noise is so satisfying

  • @mr.fuggetaboutit7633
    @mr.fuggetaboutit7633 3 года назад +136

    I like how its universally accepted that freeman speaks in either sprint sound effects or weapon sound effects

  • @topezt4424
    @topezt4424 3 года назад +48

    I love the fact that Gordon has weapon sounds for his voice lmao

  • @felinusfeline5559
    @felinusfeline5559 2 месяца назад +3

    Alyx stopped mourning to comment on how he slayed Gordon.
    That's a hell of a burn.

  • @ColeMooMoo
    @ColeMooMoo 3 года назад +36

    i love how you can see Gordon mouthing "shut the fuck up" to his own HEV suit

  • @KyokuiGhostASMR
    @KyokuiGhostASMR 3 года назад +108

    So we had Gordon's voice the whole time?
    His voice is just the weapons sounds, it all makes sense now!

    • @GooserMan
      @GooserMan 3 года назад +10

      His gun shots and crowbar noises, he’s communicating with them, and we Didn’t know!

    • @husamettinakar2297
      @husamettinakar2297 3 года назад +2

      In addition, he is a highly trained proffesional scientist.

    • @mathelgar
      @mathelgar 2 года назад +1

      I like to imagine when he shoots the SMG in HL2 the sound we hear is just him blowing raspberries

  • @antonhagbox02
    @antonhagbox02 2 года назад +5

    Not even watching her dad die in front of her stopped Alyx from reacting.

  • @bluescreening
    @bluescreening 3 года назад +47

    Gordon talking in clanking noises has made my goddamn day

  • @viruzglitch3086
    @viruzglitch3086 3 года назад +52

    The head spin when he said “Freeemmaan” is great

  • @Uncommom
    @Uncommom Год назад +5

    Gordon talking using gun sounds is absolutely amazing

  • @__TheWiseMan__
    @__TheWiseMan__ 3 года назад +80

    "Gordon help, Eli is dying!"
    "So am I"

  • @mrschizo2837
    @mrschizo2837 3 года назад +75

    "Ah, don't hate me because I'm gorgeous, Freeman"
    *_I see what you did there_*

  • @luchinazo
    @luchinazo Год назад +2

    I love how meanwhile in the background Eli is dying

  • @WimpyMcWeaksauce
    @WimpyMcWeaksauce 3 года назад +29

    I can't wait for the voice actors to re-enact this.

  • @MoonPupper
    @MoonPupper 3 года назад +35

    "Freeman here has been awarded Employee of the Month."
    G-Man: "You fucking with me, right?"

  • @badieTV
    @badieTV 6 месяцев назад +5

    Freeman, - Frank.
    GMan, - Lamar.
    Alyx, - Aunt Denise.
    H.E.V Suit, - "Barbershops are now open." Message

  • @fenrirsrage4609
    @fenrirsrage4609 3 года назад +27

    "Don't hate me cuz I'm gorgeous, Freeman."
    I both love and hate you for that sneaky reference.

    • @fenrirsrage4609
      @fenrirsrage4609 3 года назад +5

      Well fuck me, you do lose hearts when you edit a comment. What is this crap RUclips, seriously. Wish I could get it back again lmao.

    • @iamjacksennui
      @iamjacksennui 3 года назад +3

      What's the reference?

    • @Dubfiance
      @Dubfiance 3 года назад +4

      @@iamjacksennui a dead series called gorgeous freeman, sad they won't get another episode

  • @kira_15_R3D
    @kira_15_R3D 3 года назад +392

    this is so absolutely perfect in every way
    not only the script is brilliant but it looks high quality too, damn, a near perfect meme, maybe too perfect
    did we deserve this? father, is it ok to enjoy such treasure? are we worthy? is our past deserving of this experience?
    why weren't you by my side father when I was little, I needed you and now I ask for your permission to enjoy life
    to hell with you! I don't need you, I can get sad or happy or whatever without your approval, I'm an adult!
    ah yeah good vid btw

    • @karnell5761
      @karnell5761 3 года назад +5

      You okay?

    • @coffee7644
      @coffee7644 2 года назад +2

      This man had and resolved an entire crisis in a youtube comment section, based

    • @johnx140
      @johnx140 Год назад

      ​@@coffee7644lmaoooo

  • @hawaiianfidance5402
    @hawaiianfidance5402 2 месяца назад +2

    I love how G-Man picked THAT point in time in the story to ask Freeman if he wants to hang out while Eli's dead and Alyx is in hysterics

  • @Alizudo
    @Alizudo 3 года назад +60

    "Don't hate me cus I'm GORGEOUS, Freeman"

  • @rinnegansr5980
    @rinnegansr5980 3 года назад +10

    that hev suit dialogue at the end is what really sells this for me that and the fact that its happening when eli vance literally died, Subbed.

  • @toskanaught
    @toskanaught 3 года назад +2

    Such heat was what caused my flesh to melt

  • @thesneakiestspy2377
    @thesneakiestspy2377 3 года назад +47

    "Gordon, who the hell are you talking to!? My father is DEAD!!"

    • @simonsonlyfan8600
      @simonsonlyfan8600 3 года назад +1

      It's less talking and more noises with his mouth

  • @datdoggerboi
    @datdoggerboi 3 года назад +24

    I like that the moment he starts roasting Gordon he stops talking slowly and just pops off

  • @turbo1gaming
    @turbo1gaming 4 месяца назад +3

    "Can a G come up in your crib?"
    - Gman 2024.

    • @JOJO_Tokysky
      @JOJO_Tokysky 2 месяца назад +2

      can you explain to me where the joke is and what the point of this video is, otherwise I don't understand?

    • @turbo1gaming
      @turbo1gaming 2 месяца назад

      @@JOJO_Tokysky Well, the point of the video is the relationship between Freeman and Gman, from the ending of HL2, but containing memes.

    • @JOJO_Tokysky
      @JOJO_Tokysky 2 месяца назад +2

      @@turbo1gaming Clearly, I see here, some people mentioned the "Magnificent Freeman". I watched all the videos about him, but I still didn't understand anything. Now I think I finally got it.

    • @turbo1gaming
      @turbo1gaming 2 месяца назад

      @@JOJO_Tokysky And yeah, there are callbacks from the series "Gorgeous Freeman".

    • @JOJO_Tokysky
      @JOJO_Tokysky 2 месяца назад

      @@turbo1gaming Oh, I mean, "Gorgeous Freeman."

  • @NumbingDisasterAnon
    @NumbingDisasterAnon 3 года назад +40

    “Extreme heat damage detected”
    perfection

  • @BirdmanDeuce26
    @BirdmanDeuce26 3 года назад +65

    I just noticed that G-man's eyes glow when he goes _"FreeMANNNNnnnn"_ at the end, lmao

  • @annesavisaboochuy
    @annesavisaboochuy 2 месяца назад +2

    how did i just reallise gorgeous freeman

  • @m.bukhori2304
    @m.bukhori2304 3 года назад +47

    "Gorgeous Freeman"
    When was the last time I heard that name?

    • @yoghurtlord1745
      @yoghurtlord1745 3 года назад +5

      I'll never forget the way he cleaned that crowbar

    • @TheUltraStar
      @TheUltraStar 3 года назад +1

      @@yoghurtlord1745 Yeah..... that was..... well.. interesting....

  • @sajhino
    @sajhino 3 года назад +44

    Alyx, while holding Eli's corpse be like: "WOOOO HONEY!!"

    • @JThePervertedSummoner
      @JThePervertedSummoner 3 года назад +1

      "uh hoho y'all tellin' me?! Oh, he heah, we livin' on top of each otha"

  • @typeable
    @typeable 3 года назад +2

    That was some extreme heat damage.

  • @willbuzzerd8785
    @willbuzzerd8785 3 года назад +27

    That head bob at “gorgeous freeman” is a thing of beauty I swear