I can only imagine the terror the usmc grunts feel when a guy kills your friend with a crowbar while screaming the sound it mates at the top of his lungs
But but but but “Gordon freeman is a theoretical physicist, who had hardly earned the distinction of his PhD, at the time of the black mesa incident” Quoth breen
@@neongex7167 I know this is all a big joke, but what? He has a PhD in Theoretical Physics from MIT. He was working in the Sector C’s Anomalous Materials labs... as a scientist.
I would say that it's just a regular detail. You could point out literally anything and say "interesting detail". It's an interesting detail that the suit said "heat damage", because Gordon was "burned" by G-Man. It's an interesting detail that Gordon's voice is noises instead of a voice. It's an interesting detail that G-Man was able to use different words while still following the GTAV meme. It's an interesting detail that the scene they are in is properly represents the ending for the game. It's an interesting detail Alyx is panicking over her father despite the fact that G-Man is talking like a weirdo. It's an interesting detail that Alyx's voice is not even her voice. ETC
@@Aaronreacher I'm refering to a GMod animation by Antoine Delak called Gorgeous Freeman. There wouldn't be a continuation for it because I think his save files involving that project got ruined or something.
The funniest part of all this is that G-man, who has the poise and swagger of an extradimensional being not comfortable with human speech and appearance, speaks fluent hood. Fluent!
Honestly, this is what I would envision Gordon’s relationship with the G-man after a while. Basically like friends who had been friends with each other for over 5 years so they know each other too well so they have a lot material to roast each other with.
The fact that his suit registers a burn of that intensity has finally sold me that it is a high-tech scientific tool and not just a Freeman's robot cosplay he got stuck with in the apocalypse.
"Don't hate me cuz I'm gorgeous, Freeman." By the comments, I can tell this is an underappreciated line. Still kinda miffed that series never concluded.
this is so absolutely perfect in every way not only the script is brilliant but it looks high quality too, damn, a near perfect meme, maybe too perfect did we deserve this? father, is it ok to enjoy such treasure? are we worthy? is our past deserving of this experience? why weren't you by my side father when I was little, I needed you and now I ask for your permission to enjoy life to hell with you! I don't need you, I can get sad or happy or whatever without your approval, I'm an adult! ah yeah good vid btw
@@turbo1gaming Clearly, I see here, some people mentioned the "Magnificent Freeman". I watched all the videos about him, but I still didn't understand anything. Now I think I finally got it.
"Gorgeous, Freeman"
Perfect
Someone else caught that reference
Crowbar ._.
reference!
Approved
@@Delak_Antoine We miss you so much. Where new video?
“Woooo honey”
-Alyx Vance holding her dying father in her arms
Even he couldn’t stand that burn
♂Looks like he got not much choice♂
Is that mudafuggin rusman?
G-man's eyes glowing was a great touch.
cough “where?”
@@mikeydaugherty911 at "Freeeeemaaaan"
@@mikeydaugherty911 0:20 seconds, on the last "freeemaaaan"
Oh shit you’re right
but why dey glow?
“Don’t hate me cuz I’m gorgeous, Freeman” is the best part of this.
The pain... the series will never get completed :(
sorry, had to ruin that luscious 420 likes of yours
The flick he does with his head is golden.
Is it me, or does he sound a bit like G-man and Sean Connery put together?
5th comment
The fact that all this is happening while Eli is dying makes this so much better!
Thats what he gets
hes not dying hes reviving
Hol up
The fact that
I've never laughed harder at someone mourning the recently deceased
"Don't hate me cause I'm gorgeous, Freeman"
See what you did there
So G-man means Gorgeous man i guess
Oh shit I’m sorry
@@lee.as.in.l.e.e.7394 Sorry for what? Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our crowbars.
@@SirDankleberry Especially if they're in good size n' all
Hey G-man may be better at roasting but how many theoretical physicists do you know that can eat a train with their ass and shit it back out?
The fact that Gman roasts Gordon when Alyx is mourning her father's death
Even better, Alyx had to stop mourning to react to that extreme roast.
who's fact?
The fact that
Chad move
At first I thought she'd become a zombie & was eating someone.
Gman: "Prepare for your unforeseen consequences Gordon Freeman!"
Gordon: "What?!"
my cocker
*extreme heat damage detected*
You mean: **reload sounds**
?
@@jackthatistheripper yes
@@jackthatistheripper No he mean: **Harsh metal sound**
the way he says “F R E E M A N N N N” at the end is so good
He spoke in cursive
@@danceypants1170 exactly
It's the reference to Lamar from GTA 5 when he said to Franklin "Nig g g a a a"
@@sharky1583 oh I knew that I just love how he rolls it like Lamar
F R E E E M A N n N n N n N n! ! !
So Gordon Freeman isn't a speaking protagonist because he's busy making all the gamesounds himself.
nice
Fun fact, when you die in singleplayer, Gordons mouth moves with the suits flatline noise. Visible in thirdperson with cam_idealyaw 180.
Shooting with your fingers saying “pew pew” out loud to a whole new level.
I can only imagine the terror the usmc grunts feel when a guy kills your friend with a crowbar while screaming the sound it mates at the top of his lungs
That is some impressive beatbox
“Extreme Heat Damage Detected” that line was amazing
Do you need medical attention for that burn?
"User death imminent"
*morphine administered*
Gordon gona have to Dip in some Nitrogen after that one.
THE BURNING YOU FEEL? IT IS SHAME!
“Don’t hate me cuz I’m Gorgeous, Freeman”
I see what you did there...
Ah, the memories...
(PETITION FOR GORDON FREEMAN TO BECOME A STRIPPER)
Did u copy the same comment?
Gorgeous Freeman, never forget.
920th like
Gordon doesn't need to hear all this. He's a highly trained professional.
But G orgeous -MAN doesn't care
But but but but “Gordon freeman is a theoretical physicist, who had hardly earned the distinction of his PhD, at the time of the black mesa incident” Quoth breen
Yes he is . He didn’t learn science he was In military
@@neongex7167 I know this is all a big joke, but what?
He has a PhD in Theoretical Physics from MIT. He was working in the Sector C’s Anomalous Materials labs... as a scientist.
Yep
"Gordon, my father is dying!"
"I don't care, I just got roasted."
Gordon: *speaks in weapon reloading sounds*
*JADEN IT UP!*
“Gordon, my father is dying!”
“So am I!”
He would never say that.
"Extreme heat damage detected"
"Don't hate me 'cause I'm *gorgeous, Freeman."*
Wonder if that's still being worked on.
It isn't, sadly.
@@Lux_the_Lost it rests in our dreams
_wet... Dreams..._
it was canceled
@@juanokug4😟
@@IIIGAH77 what, scared of men
Interesting detail: G-man's eyes light up when he says "Freeman-n-n" at the end.
It's a Gould
I would say that it's just a regular detail.
You could point out literally anything and say "interesting detail".
It's an interesting detail that the suit said "heat damage", because Gordon was "burned" by G-Man.
It's an interesting detail that Gordon's voice is noises instead of a voice.
It's an interesting detail that G-Man was able to use different words while still following the GTAV meme.
It's an interesting detail that the scene they are in is properly represents the ending for the game.
It's an interesting detail Alyx is panicking over her father despite the fact that G-Man is talking like a weirdo.
It's an interesting detail that Alyx's voice is not even her voice.
ETC
@@MrHoodlin get a life lmao
@@Oppen1945 yeah he's right and whatever but he wrote a whole fucking essay about a 1 minute video bruh
@@niga3 Honestly if you think that's an essay you must still be in the 2nd grade.
I can't believe G-man said the *F-Word*
А что в этом такого удивительного?
@@camelmon *бумер* детектед.
@@DaFuqBoom Шта је реко?
Fromage
What, Freeman?
GMan: "....Gorgeous, Freeman"
Me: *cries in sequel that will never come*
Dont be so sure, we had the VR game that Valve made to see if people was still interested in Half life.
@@Aaronreacher I'm refering to a GMod animation by Antoine Delak called Gorgeous Freeman. There wouldn't be a continuation for it because I think his save files involving that project got ruined or something.
I see that as an awesome joke. Like you know, the game is never gonna show up, so the sequel won't neither
Yea gorgeous freeman ...
Wallace breen wants dat a
Thank you for including the OOO HONEY
TRIPLE-Q. Let me be the first to say. Love your work, dude.
In my opinion this was the best part!
Oh hey. It's you
No its UUUU honey
Cute pfp
"don't hate me cos i'm *gorgeous, freeman* "
* sadness noises *
It's okay, we all miss his ass.
Who?
@@deviantartguy0 look up Gorgeous Freeman, you'll understand our pain
AAHHHHHHH
Gorgeous Freeman was moderately interesting for the first episode and got really bad and “lol so random” immediately afterwards
I love how she looks up from her dying father to acknowledge how good of a burn that was.
"A good drip on a yee-yee ass haircut can make all the difference, Mr Freeman."
Prepare for unforeseen ♂cumsequences♂
I love how Gordon only speaks in Gun sounds
Petition to make "Gun Sounds" an official language.
I wish that could apply to Painis Cupcake but he *moves* in gun sounds
@@GunGodYV did you mean: American English?
U should look up Yung Venuz from Nuclear Throne he talks in gun sounds
sounds like an average american accent to me
G-man referring to himself as a “G” was phenomenal lol.
P.S: the glowing eyes when he says “F R E E M A N” in the end is great too lmao.
"Extreme Heat Damaged Detected."
This is what killed me.
same
I didn't even get the joke! :(
@@PerfectAlibi1 G-Man _roasts_ Gordon.
@@hatandhoodie_ ooooohhhhh. Thank you dude
*BURN!!!!!*
“can a g come up in your crib?” *RELOADING NOISES*
gordon is a gun
gordon is a gun
gordon is a gun
Gun is a gordon
A is gun gordon
Everything about Gmans dialogue is genius
“Yee Yee ass H.E.V. suit”
“Headcrab ass”
“That Vortiguant she f*cking with”
“Can a G come up in your crib”
For some reason G-man referring to himself as "a G" is the funniest thing I've heard all week
Gordon Freeman
G-----n Freeman
G----- -----man
G- man
government man
The word that still cling to our minds
"Gorgeous Freeman"
Yeah gorgeous Freeman)
"Don't hate me cause I'm Gorgeous Freeman "
-G-Man
Mind if I... take off my pants?
ruclips.net/video/5WAQYmIKFTg/видео.html
@@cletusmcyeetus4351 man get out of the RUclips
Mixing G-man's "alien inhabiting human body" type speech, with hood slang lit me on fire
I love how Gordon speaks in gunshots, reload and metal colliding sound affects
One of the best ways to communicate.
Thats why he never talks in the games XD
@@prixenthedude he's always talking its not the guns making the sounds ITS HIM
@@heavyswomern that implies that all his weapons are silent, and I love it
Thrid person shows every sound you make is him.
"don't hate me becouse Im gorgeous, Freeman"
Ho god the memories...
Gorgeous Freeman)
Gorgeous Freeman!
The funniest part of all this is that G-man, who has the poise and swagger of an extradimensional being not comfortable with human speech and appearance, speaks fluent hood. Fluent!
When gordon said: *shotgun reloading* , *crowbar hit*
I felt that
I thought that was weapon_SMG1 firing once and reloading ;)
@@itwontcomeout5678 you are rigth the order is: smg fire1 shotgun reload, revolver spin, crowbar against metal material.
@@DilanExist and then "extreme heat damage detected"
@@soop7349and then "hooo honey" thanks for reminding me
@@DilanExist it's not a shotgun reload sound, it's npc_ar2_reload.wav used by NPC's reloading osipr's.
ELi: Dying
Alyx: Mourning
G-Man: Roasts Freeman
Freeman: *Weapon noises*
Hotel: Trivago.
barrels: barrels
Zombie: **Help God Help Me**
Honestly, this is what I would envision Gordon’s relationship with the G-man after a while. Basically like friends who had been friends with each other for over 5 years so they know each other too well so they have a lot material to roast each other with.
The fact that his suit registers a burn of that intensity has finally sold me that it is a high-tech scientific tool and not just a Freeman's robot cosplay he got stuck with in the apocalypse.
If only it came with a helmet
@@InitiateDee The suits do in fact have helmets.
"Don't hate me 'cause I'm gorgeous, Freeman."
So that's what the "G" in "G-man" stands for
GORGEOUS-MAN
@@armandleg3775 Oh yes!
actually means government
@@felippem06 I know
@@felippem06
Thank you Sherlock
We would've never known
It’s all fun and games when g-man says the word
*d i c k*
The gman roasted Gordon so hard that even alyx stopped mourning so she could comment.
I love the fact that alyx is mourning her father, while gordon here is getting roasted by gman
The fact that
@@madmaks1980 The fact
@Azal 423 T
@Azal 423.
@Azal 42
“So wake up, Mr. Freeman, wake up and....smell the ashes.”
Smell the ashes of that roast
Alyx wasn't crying because of her father's death, she was crying cause of G-Man Roasting Gordon.
Tears of joy mate, tears of joy.
Then she should leave the Vortigaunts alone and call Dr Freeman.
@@artimus4198 He just straight up dies.
Yep
The “yee yee ass haircut” line would still have worked since Gordon got rid of his ponytail in the Black Mesa remake.
Sellout
@@Phantom_Aspekt Sellout
Aw man, you cut the ponytail!
he had a ponytail?????
@@skeletoncrew3110 yes
The G-Man calling himself a “G” is my favorite part.
That "Freeeeman" from G-man really sells it.
"Don't hate me cuz I'm gorgeous, Freeman."
By the comments, I can tell this is an underappreciated line. Still kinda miffed that series never concluded.
At least we got heavy is dead
"bum bum DUN DUUUNNNNNNN"
Same
The whole ponit of Alyx, other than the VR, is to retcon the ending of episode 2 so there's actually a chance we may have it concluded.
@@Dmitrisnikioff
I'm talking about the Gorgeous Freeman series.
“Don’t hate me ‘cause I’m Gorgeous, Freeman.”
*You knew.*
He roasted him so hard that his suit detected extreme heat damage
may donajoe bidump rest in piss
Someone should do a joke about that 🤦🏻♂️
@@demomanfromtf2574 Not funny didn't laugh
That is indeed the joke they were going for.
“Extreme heat damage detected.”
I searched gman and this the first video to appear instead of a skibidi toilet video, i'm happy.
Even G-man, an interdimensional businessman, can't bring himself to say the n word
The man's got standards. He's also got a serious budget, but still.
His employers have a strict anti-racist policy.
Nihilanth?
@@lecourtisan4554 at the same time they are interdimensional slavers
Professionals have standards:
1. Be polite
2. Be official
3. Have a plan to put into stasis anyone you meet.
"Don't hate me because I'm Gorgeous, Freeman"
You can't hide it, I see exactly what you did there ;)
THe long running theory...confirmed!
Gorgeous Freeman is a classic
I did i gachimuchi version of this video, it also more ♂emotional♂
Nice
The fact Alyx is crying over her fathers dead body in the background is the best bit about this.
The way g-man said "fremannnnnnnnnnn"
Is killing me
Notice G-Man's eyes as he says that.
The way he said it was completes this
the fact that he speaks fluent gun shows us that he is your every day Texan
I'm gonna go on record and say Utahans and Oklahomans probably have them beat
But, from Massachusetts Institute of Technology.
I Consider it cannon now
@@Earthstar_Review True, but we don't know that he's actually from Massachusetts to begin with. I think it's ambiguous.
@@5ard0nyx78 He's from Seattle
This is it. This is what I’ve been looking for. Good shit.
give me 2 dollars
cbt
I agree.
С днём воды
is a sexual activity involving male genitals
i have done cbt once and oh boy it was very painful
Вот кого-кого, а вот вас не ожидал увидеть
I love how Gordon's voice is just random half life SFXs.
Also noice Gorgeous Freeman reference lol
The two dislikes were from Gordon and Eli
Same
*EXTREME HEAT DAMAGE DETECTED*
Gordon: *says something*
Everyone else: Who’s doing construction?
Ikr lmfao
G-Man Construction, featured prominently in Half-Life Kiwami 2.
I didn't know gordon's voice actor was the crowbar all along.
He's been talking like that since the first game wdym?
I swear if someone says "its the guy from skibidi toilet" im going to lose it
He's from skibidi toilet
@@AstroToilet78 *explodes*
JBushBaby is so goddamned good at that voice, he can almost single-handedly make this meme come to life
Although he may or may not have called for further violence at the Capitol.
@@SomeDemoMain no one wants to hear that, we tryna laugh
@@xtYLT2IY8 Fair point. Carry on. Also, it's weird hearing G-Man address Gordon by his first name.
@@SomeDemoMain Gordon Freeman? Ms. Somedemomain, you wouldn't need all that to address... Gordon Freeman.
@@xtYLT2IY8
There's more important things in life than your entertainment ya giant chode.
that smile, that damn smile after he says he is gorgeous.
thank you so much for placing this scene at the end of episode 2
“Dont hate me cause im gorgeous freeman” no, you should absolutely submit to gorgeous freeman
"Gorgeous Freeman"
Never forget...
0:03 this noise is so satisfying
I like how its universally accepted that freeman speaks in either sprint sound effects or weapon sound effects
I love the fact that Gordon has weapon sounds for his voice lmao
The fact that
Alyx stopped mourning to comment on how he slayed Gordon.
That's a hell of a burn.
i love how you can see Gordon mouthing "shut the fuck up" to his own HEV suit
So we had Gordon's voice the whole time?
His voice is just the weapons sounds, it all makes sense now!
His gun shots and crowbar noises, he’s communicating with them, and we Didn’t know!
In addition, he is a highly trained proffesional scientist.
I like to imagine when he shoots the SMG in HL2 the sound we hear is just him blowing raspberries
Not even watching her dad die in front of her stopped Alyx from reacting.
Gordon talking in clanking noises has made my goddamn day
The head spin when he said “Freeemmaan” is great
Gordon talking using gun sounds is absolutely amazing
"Gordon help, Eli is dying!"
"So am I"
"Ah, don't hate me because I'm gorgeous, Freeman"
*_I see what you did there_*
I love how meanwhile in the background Eli is dying
I can't wait for the voice actors to re-enact this.
"Freeman here has been awarded Employee of the Month."
G-Man: "You fucking with me, right?"
Freeman, - Frank.
GMan, - Lamar.
Alyx, - Aunt Denise.
H.E.V Suit, - "Barbershops are now open." Message
"Don't hate me cuz I'm gorgeous, Freeman."
I both love and hate you for that sneaky reference.
Well fuck me, you do lose hearts when you edit a comment. What is this crap RUclips, seriously. Wish I could get it back again lmao.
What's the reference?
@@iamjacksennui a dead series called gorgeous freeman, sad they won't get another episode
this is so absolutely perfect in every way
not only the script is brilliant but it looks high quality too, damn, a near perfect meme, maybe too perfect
did we deserve this? father, is it ok to enjoy such treasure? are we worthy? is our past deserving of this experience?
why weren't you by my side father when I was little, I needed you and now I ask for your permission to enjoy life
to hell with you! I don't need you, I can get sad or happy or whatever without your approval, I'm an adult!
ah yeah good vid btw
You okay?
This man had and resolved an entire crisis in a youtube comment section, based
@@coffee7644lmaoooo
I love how G-Man picked THAT point in time in the story to ask Freeman if he wants to hang out while Eli's dead and Alyx is in hysterics
"Don't hate me cus I'm GORGEOUS, Freeman"
that hev suit dialogue at the end is what really sells this for me that and the fact that its happening when eli vance literally died, Subbed.
Such heat was what caused my flesh to melt
"Gordon, who the hell are you talking to!? My father is DEAD!!"
It's less talking and more noises with his mouth
I like that the moment he starts roasting Gordon he stops talking slowly and just pops off
"Can a G come up in your crib?"
- Gman 2024.
can you explain to me where the joke is and what the point of this video is, otherwise I don't understand?
@@JOJO_Tokysky Well, the point of the video is the relationship between Freeman and Gman, from the ending of HL2, but containing memes.
@@turbo1gaming Clearly, I see here, some people mentioned the "Magnificent Freeman". I watched all the videos about him, but I still didn't understand anything. Now I think I finally got it.
@@JOJO_Tokysky And yeah, there are callbacks from the series "Gorgeous Freeman".
@@turbo1gaming Oh, I mean, "Gorgeous Freeman."
“Extreme heat damage detected”
perfection
I just noticed that G-man's eyes glow when he goes _"FreeMANNNNnnnn"_ at the end, lmao
how did i just reallise gorgeous freeman
"Gorgeous Freeman"
When was the last time I heard that name?
I'll never forget the way he cleaned that crowbar
@@yoghurtlord1745 Yeah..... that was..... well.. interesting....
Alyx, while holding Eli's corpse be like: "WOOOO HONEY!!"
"uh hoho y'all tellin' me?! Oh, he heah, we livin' on top of each otha"
That was some extreme heat damage.
That head bob at “gorgeous freeman” is a thing of beauty I swear