Stuttering John is coming by way of Alabama and there's nothing that Chad Zumock can do about it.

[@oldmanhound]

I. Am. Coming.
-The Duke

[@CoachHavakavula]

John goofed on his trans kid before anyone else thought about

[@stevenweishaupt8591]

He thinks showing up at someone's house is intimidating. He's gonna get himself hurt or arrested.

[@gameonnessie4189]

I can’t wait to hear the SJ version of This Is Your Life for SJ narrated by SJ.

[@Shroomdiffnuclear]

That's Johns "comedy" style...stating the most hurtful fact followed by crickets

[@gameonnessie4189]

“I. Am. Coming.” This is going to give me nightmares for many, many, many nights. To come.

[@DogsWalletSnr]

Make white to it!

[@ChrisGreene-d4f]

Isn't everyone someones Kid? Is there anybody more hated than this guy?

[@DogsWalletSnr]

@@ChrisGreene-d4f Opie?

[@Inevertouchmycarrot]

So untalented, bitter and unfunny. He projects the disappointment and hate for himself onto others. A mental case.

[@Siryayyo4356]

🗿

[@gameonnessie4189]

🐒

[@sparkadelic84]

It’s awe inspiring how unfunny he is.

[@iHoPStA]

It's kind of weird seeing John as a drunk Italian uncle when I can still see him running around the red carpet on Stern asking inappropriate questions. He was so young and had the world by the balls...Time goes by so damn fast

[@jon2067]

He isn't Italian

[@iHoPStA]

@@jon2067 I actually don't know if he is or not....but he sure as shit looks like all my uncles from Boston. Whether he is or isn't..he looks like one.

[@jon2067]

@@iHoPStA he's Danish/puertorican. What kinda normie are you?? You don't even know the basics

[@chickodee7188]

​@@iHoPStAHis mother is Danish and his late father was Puerto Rican

[@WhiteKnightCutlass]

FUNNY HOW HE THINKS SOME WISE CRACKS ABOUT OTHER ADULTS THAT ARE ALIVE, IS THE SAME AS MAKING WISE CRACKS ABOUT THE TRAGIC DEATH OF A 9 YEAR OLD CHILD, SUCH A VILE HUMAN WITH NO SENSE OF WHATS TO MUCH

[@jonb2756]

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Only dummies use all caps.