Freddy Fazbear Kidnaps Girlfriend

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  • @modern3150
    @modern3150 3 года назад +5858

    The dude’s forehead is so oily he probably flies whenever it rains

  • @Waitingtroutguy
    @Waitingtroutguy 3 года назад +4019

    His girlfriend looks like a glitching out NPC in a game, and that she supposed to say some dialogue but can't.

  • @clenchedfistsyndrome1439
    @clenchedfistsyndrome1439 Год назад +328

    6:24 is undeniable proof that Charlie is Freddy Fazbear in disguise

    • @dhunter4677
      @dhunter4677 Год назад +14

      You shall never let this information spread

    • @user-mn8bp7uc4r
      @user-mn8bp7uc4r 3 месяца назад +4

      it reminded me of spongebob on helium

  • @sakress
    @sakress Год назад +179

    Freddy Fazbear was just casually typing “come to back” on his phone to let them know where to go. Such a nice guy, this video really paints him in a bad light.

  • @ayankarmakar6866
    @ayankarmakar6866 3 года назад +4952

    Freddy Fazebear looked like someone just interrupted him selling Ketamine and got caught on a cam.........

    • @justsomeplantcells-
      @justsomeplantcells- 3 года назад +115

      *smug face *
      I will give you 100 bucks for that ketamine, you know. For my pet horse

    • @lambsauce149
      @lambsauce149 3 года назад +63

      He looks like he has many drug addictions

    • @FireskuIl
      @FireskuIl 3 года назад +33

      Is that how u actually spell his name I thought it was fazbear

    • @gamermike111
      @gamermike111 3 года назад +10

      @@FireskuIl lol

    • @zel9061
      @zel9061 3 года назад +65

      @@FireskuIl Ever since freddy got godly at quick scoping, he is now known as FaZebear

  • @ajaxwar3739
    @ajaxwar3739 3 года назад +4259

    Alternate title: homeless furry kidnaps random woman behind cheese rat palace

  • @BoneyBurger
    @BoneyBurger 8 месяцев назад +120

    6:24 the fact that nobody is addressing it is very unappreciative. this man put his heart and soul into this blood curdling screech- someone give this man an oscar

  • @oneguy7544
    @oneguy7544 2 года назад +114

    fun fact: when yourubers pull the ol' "spider will be in your bed" they usually show a tarantula, which isnt even dangerous

    • @switchblade6
      @switchblade6 2 года назад +5

      fearmongering woohoo

    • @jamesr5436
      @jamesr5436 Год назад

      The one in this video is a funnel web (can kill you in 5min)

    • @orangemiffy7194
      @orangemiffy7194 Год назад +1

      And this guy shows like the funnel web spider (I don’t know if that’s a fact I got it from comments) which is rlly dangerous

    • @LolCharapter
      @LolCharapter Год назад +5

      Sometimes if you kill a tarantula, many little tarantulas will come from it, mostly if you kill a female tarantula and if you're lucky (actually unlucky).

    • @haydenstout2347
      @haydenstout2347 13 дней назад +1

      Yeah Fr, know I’m 2 years late but taranutulas still creepy but I mean at least they won’t give you a painful bite

  • @snowy8872
    @snowy8872 3 года назад +2711

    Did no one else notice that the “text from Freddy fazebear” came at 11pm, not 3am?

    • @jgman6666
      @jgman6666 3 года назад +142

      He do be hitting those 360 no scopes

    • @meisteremm
      @meisteremm 3 года назад +353

      Freddy was several timezones away when he sent that text to the guy in the video, whose timezone was four hours ahead.
      Freddy just showed up quickly because he's a furry who practices the dark arts.

    • @rhett5058
      @rhett5058 3 года назад +57

      He likes to be early to his ketamine deals

    • @TastyPluto
      @TastyPluto 3 года назад +22

      man came 4 hours late

    • @mordiiy
      @mordiiy 3 года назад +10

      @@jgman6666 lol he said fazebear

  • @picklegiorno6160
    @picklegiorno6160 3 года назад +16607

    I feel like his girlfriend isn’t even there and she’s just a 3d model

    • @shindiayouk273
      @shindiayouk273 3 года назад +17

      ruclips.net/video/fWQt9V7FQaE/видео.html

    • @Cruscker
      @Cruscker 3 года назад +235

      The crazy things Charlie has done we can most likely confirm it

    • @imnotpayingchildsupport4506
      @imnotpayingchildsupport4506 3 года назад +244

      His girlfriend seems more like a statue

    • @afish3976
      @afish3976 3 года назад +84

      Top 10 Crazy Things Charles White has done.

    • @weirdthe3rd308
      @weirdthe3rd308 3 года назад +8

      i-

  • @-Freddy_Fazbear-
    @-Freddy_Fazbear- 10 месяцев назад +52

    Guys I swear I didn’t do it!

  • @latetwenies
    @latetwenies 2 года назад +30

    gotta love how freddy took a picture of himself so he can put it as his profile picture

  • @dogfight2018
    @dogfight2018 3 года назад +1742

    "The Chuck E. Cheese sign is never out, guys!"
    Points to a sign that clearly doesn't even light up.

    • @dereksandy8337
      @dereksandy8337 3 года назад +50

      I dunno man, pretty sure knows his stuff 🤔

    • @ground-beef
      @ground-beef 3 года назад +2

      hehe :)

    • @happycharles9107
      @happycharles9107 3 года назад +2

      @@ground-beef hehe

    • @juggmkj
      @juggmkj 3 года назад +7

      ? That sign that lights up doesn't light up? 400+ people don't know how lights outside of businesses work? Jeez

    • @allisonstraffon2808
      @allisonstraffon2808 3 года назад

      @@happycharles9107 hehe

  • @clownassbitch8062
    @clownassbitch8062 3 года назад +13184

    The fact that this guy is being ironic and almost everyone in the comments doesn’t understand shows how great of an actor edward is

  • @BugleBottom
    @BugleBottom 2 года назад +92

    I would have never thought Charlie would fall for this satire 💀

    • @Default-A69
      @Default-A69 2 года назад +2

      Fr 💀💀💀

    • @EnragedPilgrim
      @EnragedPilgrim Год назад

      Mhm

    • @theoriginalman9426
      @theoriginalman9426 Год назад +8

      I don't see how this is satire? not a single sus joke or 4th wall break in sight, just another shitty 3am video to clickbait children, Charlie didn't fall for anything lol, this was just one of their old videos where satire wasn't a thing in their channel yet

    • @iwasuke3808
      @iwasuke3808 11 месяцев назад +8

      @@theoriginalman9426it’s obviously satire dawg💀

    • @theoriginalman9426
      @theoriginalman9426 11 месяцев назад +5

      @@iwasuke3808 Their newer videos are satire, this one doesn't feel like its trying to be satire, looks like a generic 3am video

  • @magarowicz
    @magarowicz 2 года назад +72

    My favorite thing about 3AM challenge videos is how they have to tell you that it's creepy instead of making it creepy.

  • @Spahki
    @Spahki 3 года назад +5127

    Plot twist: Charlie is actually Freddy Fazbear and he's trying to hide his crimes by discrediting witnesses

    • @Akenoismine
      @Akenoismine 3 года назад +154

      bruh that's clearly what's going on

    • @unicornburgers302
      @unicornburgers302 3 года назад +142

      You fuckin cracked it

    • @Kakuri708
      @Kakuri708 3 года назад +39

      Genius

    • @xSkye629x
      @xSkye629x 3 года назад +73

      The guy in the suit was too tall to be Charlie, so your theory needs some revising. It was probably one of his friends in the suit

    • @kkslayter
      @kkslayter 3 года назад +25

      You mean Freedy Fazebear

  • @toxicbananas3219
    @toxicbananas3219 3 года назад +1425

    I misread the word "Girlfriend" as "Garfield". Needless to say, I was very disappointed after I realized it.

    • @DeanL6_
      @DeanL6_ 3 года назад +64

      The crossover we didn’t know we needed

    • @bendimorph7580
      @bendimorph7580 3 года назад +7

      Ok, this had me dying. 😂

    • @toxicbananas3219
      @toxicbananas3219 3 года назад +3

      Yo! 69 likes! LETS GO BOIS

    • @bendimorph7580
      @bendimorph7580 3 года назад +4

      @@toxicbananas3219 LETS GOOOOOOOO

    • @jme.147
      @jme.147 3 года назад +2

      i would like but its at 69

  • @YvngDuckSauce
    @YvngDuckSauce 2 года назад +31

    3:31 Freddy a drug dealer. He finna be like, “i got the goods homie. You got the money my G?”💀💀

    • @_Ainz
      @_Ainz Год назад

      LLMAOO

  • @MALWAREVR1123
    @MALWAREVR1123 10 месяцев назад +11

    These fnaf movie leaks are fire bro.

  • @bread64
    @bread64 3 года назад +1529

    This guy's girlfriend she looks like she is totally uninterested is wishing that she never met this Man and is trying to sound interesting

    • @TheChosenMoose01
      @TheChosenMoose01 3 года назад +92

      It's like when your parents take you to a place you don't want to be at, but the kid pretends to be interested.

    • @bread64
      @bread64 3 года назад +20

      This guy knows what I mean

    • @bush3126
      @bush3126 3 года назад +3

      Yeah.

    • @emojijpeg2556
      @emojijpeg2556 3 года назад +22

      She looks soooo fuckin high

    • @pizzapiebaguette3893
      @pizzapiebaguette3893 3 года назад +4

      Plot twist: It's all her idea

  • @amatsukami6590
    @amatsukami6590 3 года назад +2658

    These “like or get bad luck” type of people are
    just boring.

    • @CastellANM
      @CastellANM 3 года назад +115

      Annoying*

    • @dianbee
      @dianbee 3 года назад +109

      Pain inducing*

    • @TerrorLTZ
      @TerrorLTZ 3 года назад +17

      i think these old comments about Some gal coming to you if you didn't commented on other 5 videos are better than these puny treats those guys make

    • @turkeygod4095
      @turkeygod4095 3 года назад +8

      No I’m sorry this guys gonna commit assault with a spider

    • @eccentricjoe8786
      @eccentricjoe8786 3 года назад +10

      whatever bro have fun getting bitten by the annoying 3am tuber spider I'm leaving a like just in case bro

  • @shiftlefty9337
    @shiftlefty9337 2 года назад +5

    The fact that this dude was exposed to be the worst boyfriend....

    • @F.RO.H
      @F.RO.H 2 года назад

      ah hell nah

  • @thecrustycaptain1934
    @thecrustycaptain1934 2 года назад +2

    “The animatronics do get a little quirky at night”

  • @dybixs1400
    @dybixs1400 3 года назад +3091

    His gilfriend just wanted to join that kid's card giveaway.

    • @shindiayouk273
      @shindiayouk273 3 года назад +4

      ruclips.net/video/fWQt9V7FQaE/видео.html

    • @afish3976
      @afish3976 3 года назад +28

      I thought she was his daughter.

    • @alilolfox
      @alilolfox 3 года назад +6

      @@iwantsexseemyvideo2263 bot 🤖

    • @SnoppleWopple
      @SnoppleWopple 3 года назад +7

      "gilfriend"

    • @ToonTool
      @ToonTool 3 года назад +14

      @@SnoppleWopple yeah, he ment grilfriend
      (I ment to spell that way)

  • @turqu0iseskull
    @turqu0iseskull 3 года назад +3439

    The notification “Freddy fazbear kidnaps girlfriend” scared me so much

    • @Cruscker
      @Cruscker 3 года назад +13

      @F**ĆK МЕ - RITA ! joji is a pretty good artist

    • @ArixCupio
      @ArixCupio 3 года назад +29

      @@iwantsexseemyvideo2263 wtf is wirh your pfp and profile -

    • @Cruscker
      @Cruscker 3 года назад +2

      @@ArixCupio a bag is a bag 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @araceli8997
      @araceli8997 3 года назад +38

      @@ArixCupio it’s a bot

    • @ArixCupio
      @ArixCupio 3 года назад +11

      @@araceli8997 like i didn't know, i just wanted to see if theyd reply lmfao

  • @avac2570
    @avac2570 7 месяцев назад +10

    I got recommended this video after the FNAF movie.

  • @TenmasSchoolOfThought
    @TenmasSchoolOfThought 10 месяцев назад +35

    Charlie that scream gave me a jump scare more than that video ever could

  • @steele_heart77
    @steele_heart77 3 года назад +4315

    The scariest part is that someone has a Freddy Fazbear fursuit.

    • @shaynehughes6645
      @shaynehughes6645 3 года назад +243

      Don't worry, I hear they have springs or some shit, so the problem fixes itself

    • @mishu1861
      @mishu1861 3 года назад +162

      No the scariest part that he has a girlfriend

    • @shaun7002
      @shaun7002 3 года назад +79

      @@mishu1861 she looks too good for him probably a gold digger or trying to be famous or someone pretending to be his girlfriend

    • @SpywareVA
      @SpywareVA 3 года назад +65

      As a furry, yeah, it's weird

    • @chickensouvlaki
      @chickensouvlaki 3 года назад +8

      Probably a 7 year old dusty cosplay that was taken from the attic

  • @tracewyrm
    @tracewyrm 3 года назад +2171

    6:24 the dinosaurs in the documentary when nothing happens for 5 seconds

  • @ardenamarelo
    @ardenamarelo 2 года назад +4

    Edward is the only true villain in this

  • @Thefuckingshapeshifter
    @Thefuckingshapeshifter 10 дней назад +5

    Everything is going according to plan

  • @Sinful-Princess69
    @Sinful-Princess69 3 года назад +2443

    "Im gonna call Freddy Fazbear, I have his number from the dark web"
    I died xD

    • @spinneryourdinner
      @spinneryourdinner 3 года назад +140

      Gotta love how everything comes from the dark web. Freddy Fazbear's number? Yeah, Google that shit up, but Google it in the dark web

    • @shaynehughes6645
      @shaynehughes6645 3 года назад +39

      @@spinneryourdinner you'll be surprised what you find in incognito mode

    • @ricardomitra3653
      @ricardomitra3653 3 года назад +20

      It's there, it's true. But don't call him, please.

    • @hopeann8757
      @hopeann8757 3 года назад +2

      @@ricardomitra3653 I have so much bad luck, I'm scared to call lol

    • @likehowdudehelp
      @likehowdudehelp 3 года назад +2

      @@hexorth3580 did you do it? Did you hesitate

  • @gunnar_k01
    @gunnar_k01 3 года назад +2123

    “NOOO”
    “EWWWW”
    “THERES A *P I Z Z A I N H E R E”*

    • @jamsya493
      @jamsya493 3 года назад +47

      OH NO THERES PIZZA

    • @dankjuicebox6568
      @dankjuicebox6568 3 года назад +30

      YUMMY

    • @joshuajohnson316
      @joshuajohnson316 3 года назад +61

      *AYY YOO THE PIZZAS HERE*

    • @jamsya493
      @jamsya493 3 года назад +44

      @@joshuajohnson316 OH N--A *falls down stairs*

    • @bofa987
      @bofa987 3 года назад +25

      8OH MY GOD WE ARE AT A PIZZA ESTABLISHMENT AND WE FOUND PIZZA

  • @loganbooyax
    @loganbooyax Год назад +3

    any youtuber that says "if you don't like this video, this spider will bite you while your sleeping" they are just trying to keep you from turning into spiderman

  • @iluvbedrotting
    @iluvbedrotting Год назад +10

    My fucking god how does Charlie not know that Edward’s channel is satire

  • @swag3144
    @swag3144 3 года назад +13536

    Charlie got hit with the fattest uno reverse card when Arcade Craniacs said their videos were ironic

    • @trueblaze344
      @trueblaze344 3 года назад +216

      Iconic?

    • @userious9534
      @userious9534 3 года назад +970

      @@trueblaze344 I’d say both

    • @theskiesahead795
      @theskiesahead795 3 года назад +751

      They are clearly satire, you'd have to be an actual smooth brain Neanderthal to not understand that

    • @HappyLarry.
      @HappyLarry. 3 года назад +117

      @@theskiesahead795 they only did that cause they got called out for being shit

    • @bhf4972
      @bhf4972 3 года назад +88

      @Charleston Henry no they werent

  • @DrCure-rx1ot
    @DrCure-rx1ot 3 года назад +1284

    He’s trying to go dumpster diving for his career

  • @RDS-3
    @RDS-3 Год назад +6

    Freddy was actually still on duty (trying to kill the night guard until 6 am) so that’s why he didn’t pick up.

  • @ninjafrog6966
    @ninjafrog6966 2 года назад +5

    Props to the guy who threw the pizza in the dumpster. Nobody deserves to eat food that awful

  • @SeengignPaipes
    @SeengignPaipes 3 года назад +2300

    I’m surprised that guy had a “girlfriend” in the first place.

  • @veloi3
    @veloi3 3 года назад +2890

    The number wasn’t the only thing spelled wrong, the caller ID is “fazebear”

    • @Xavious061
      @Xavious061 3 года назад +448

      Is that the newest member of FaZe Clan? FaZe Bear?

    • @unknowniguess2330
      @unknowniguess2330 3 года назад +33

      @@Xavious061 YO

    • @richardpartrestal8664
      @richardpartrestal8664 3 года назад +67

      Pretty sure theres already a few "bears" in faze clan already

    • @juhalight5921
      @juhalight5921 3 года назад +7

      Cri nge to everybody that likes faze clan 😂

    • @chom6096
      @chom6096 3 года назад +29

      That’s his Xbox gamertag

  • @adetheaters1111
    @adetheaters1111 13 дней назад +1

    "its freddy fazbear"
    3 seconds later
    "who are you?"

  • @veppotoast3507
    @veppotoast3507 Год назад +1

    I love coming back to this video

  • @bazaar8493
    @bazaar8493 3 года назад +6617

    This guy is actually a comedy 3 am channel which actually makes fun of 3 am videos

    • @chunkyzamboni8407
      @chunkyzamboni8407 3 года назад +253

      finally

    • @urlocalzadboytf2340
      @urlocalzadboytf2340 3 года назад +164

      This comment is so underrated

    • @jd.online
      @jd.online 3 года назад +322

      actually it’s more like he does it for views but he adds jokes and self aware jokes to make it like actually funny for older people, but they are pretty self aware it’s cringe and it’s pretty much satire but also no satire

    • @Skipsenberg
      @Skipsenberg 3 года назад +395

      @@jd.online It’s a well pulled off move of hitting two birds with one stone. He reaches a older audience by making it clear it’s satirical through jokes. And he reaches a younger audience through the majority of content.

    • @kwoosh
      @kwoosh 3 года назад +25

      not many ppl get this

  • @SuperWiiBros08
    @SuperWiiBros08 3 года назад +10206

    "I'm not a child, I may have the height of a child"
    that's the best joke I heard from cr1tikal so far

    • @coolpool4191
      @coolpool4191 3 года назад +9

      Lol

    • @brosty_Star
      @brosty_Star 3 года назад +9

      Bruh super swiss bros •∆• ( pog)

    • @bottomtierbigo
      @bottomtierbigo 3 года назад +35

      jesus destroys a child (30 AD, colourised)

    • @theduckk
      @theduckk 3 года назад +109

      I've heard better cr1tikal jokes lol

    • @zyxrs
      @zyxrs 3 года назад +1

      @@coolpool4191 .

  • @hudsongaming1538
    @hudsongaming1538 2 года назад +1

    This 3am guy is either a npc or a horror movie character but in real life

  • @theaidamen64
    @theaidamen64 6 месяцев назад +1

    The fact that "freddy" texted them gives me the headcannon that freddy fazbear has an iphone in his non existent pocket

  • @journalchanepic
    @journalchanepic 3 года назад +2161

    Guys I’m so scared, this can’t be real I’m shaking.

    • @ericpratt984
      @ericpratt984 3 года назад +170

      Yeah, same here bro. It feels like I'm gonna chucky cheese all over my limited edition teacups man like wtf

    • @rioluvo
      @rioluvo 3 года назад +15

      @@ericpratt984 lmao

    • @Roarrior.
      @Roarrior. 3 года назад +12

      @@ericpratt984 lol

    • @thefinthechat119
      @thefinthechat119 3 года назад +68

      "So ChUcKy ChEeSe JuSt bLeW My GiRlFreinDs BaCK Out!"

    • @rioluvo
      @rioluvo 3 года назад +15

      @@thefinthechat119 LMAO

  • @unicornman147
    @unicornman147 3 года назад +4045

    I like how Freddy politely stands there and waits for him to finish talking before he attacks

    • @RosieAnims
      @RosieAnims 3 года назад +305

      In the games they’re polite enough to give you some time to close the doors instead of immediately tearing your throat out. Hell, Freddy gives you like 3 days in the game before he starts going after you. They may be vicious killer robots but it doesn’t mean they have to be jerks about it.

    • @FondueTheGoober
      @FondueTheGoober 3 года назад +97

      @@RosieAnims I think there is dignity in it. You have to give them to prepare

    • @dunnkids7263
      @dunnkids7263 3 года назад +17

      In the first clip they show him in, the dude in the suit looks like he just shat himself at a family gathering

    • @soursnoball1497
      @soursnoball1497 3 года назад +9

      He must watch anime

    • @waddletea5866
      @waddletea5866 3 года назад +2

      AHHHHHHHHH SCARY FREDDY

  • @mx.fidgetful
    @mx.fidgetful Год назад +3

    Him: MY GRILFRIEND WAS KIDNAPPPED!!! Well, that sucks, tune in tomorrow 'cause i'm tired, hopefully she's not dead

  • @matheuskekw
    @matheuskekw Год назад +1

    i have a spider phobia, the spider clip caught me off guard

  • @Dragoon45
    @Dragoon45 3 года назад +29229

    Loved that prank where Genghis khan took over the world, EPIC bro

  • @archiefuller3459
    @archiefuller3459 3 года назад +7710

    Plot twist Charlie is actually planning on making his own high budget 3am challenge video

    • @Figberg
      @Figberg 3 года назад +326

      I would fucking watch the shit out of that.

    • @liamt4894
      @liamt4894 3 года назад +51

      @@Figberg As would I

    • @frasier_phantom8072
      @frasier_phantom8072 3 года назад +68

      That would be the one and only good 3am vid I would genuinely watch

    • @WayStedYou
      @WayStedYou 3 года назад +41

      Moby huge 3am high budget video incoming

    • @user-zn6xf8ow6h
      @user-zn6xf8ow6h 3 года назад +33

      Muta gets kidnapped by moby at 3 a.m.

  • @deadinside1777
    @deadinside1777 Год назад

    This is by far one of the best videos Charlie’s ever made

  • @vvuukk4
    @vvuukk4 Год назад +11

    "It's been too long"
    In MatPat's words: "Either he is a mad genius or I'm overthinking this waaaaaaaay too much"

  • @MINDLESSGHOST0
    @MINDLESSGHOST0 3 года назад +839

    Everybody gangsta until Freddy Fazbear texts "Come to back"

    • @_MECHA_
      @_MECHA_ 3 года назад +53

      "Come to back"
      *Oh shit-*

    • @Deadass271
      @Deadass271 3 года назад +56

      “I got the drugs”

    • @_MECHA_
      @_MECHA_ 3 года назад +3

      @@Deadass271 lmfao

    • @evanstraintubeyt6950
      @evanstraintubeyt6950 3 года назад +6

      @@_MECHA_ “you got the shit”

    • @_MECHA_
      @_MECHA_ 3 года назад +3

      @@evanstraintubeyt6950 nah freddy has it I'm his cousin

  • @4eight2
    @4eight2 3 года назад +6803

    sus

    • @philipsmemes2291
      @philipsmemes2291 3 года назад +276

      AHHHHHHH SO SCARY AHHHH * has fucking diarrhea * AHHHHHHH THE CONTENT TOO SPOOKY

    • @well.8083
      @well.8083 3 года назад +174

      6:25 is scariest part, when he screamed I litterally shit myself.

    • @ipadair7345
      @ipadair7345 3 года назад +33

      @@ekranoplan169 Agreed but I think that another reason could be that children see this mild dying content made these people and think that these people would die in the real world so they support them, as they want to make the lives of others better

    • @antagonist1038
      @antagonist1038 3 года назад +8

      Elsa gates

    • @waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3
      @waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3 3 года назад +6

      Wait do they? Wow ok

  • @Bidoofus
    @Bidoofus 2 года назад +16

    What's wild is that this dude turned out to be a groomer too

    • @Bidoofus
      @Bidoofus 2 года назад +7

      @@mintyminxduo how is calling someone out for being a groomer being a twitter user 💀

    • @godemperorlech5422
      @godemperorlech5422 2 года назад

      @@mintyminxduo go back to vc andrews books you filthy casual

  • @0ssified
    @0ssified Год назад +2

    Charlie is able to create sounds that no average human would be capable of replicating.

  • @FollowerofDuck
    @FollowerofDuck 3 года назад +501

    if he looked hard enough in that dumpster, he would have found his career

    • @stevier4964
      @stevier4964 3 года назад +17

      Insurance is not gonna cover that

    • @linnwill6316
      @linnwill6316 3 года назад +7

      If he looked deep enough he would find his shitbag that he was using when staring at the Chuck E. Cheese sign..

    • @waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3
      @waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3 3 года назад +3

      I mean you call it a career, more like f*king around and doing nothing productive

    • @flarp_
      @flarp_ 3 года назад +3

      OUCH

    • @weegeeboi2063
      @weegeeboi2063 3 года назад

      man roasted him so hard he got 4th degree burns

  • @nskat0714
    @nskat0714 3 года назад +8614

    Charlie you were outsmarted. These guys are making satire
    alright some of you guys think this is an obvious comment. At the time, 3 months ago, their channel wasn’t even as close to as obvious as they are now about their videos being irony

    • @cheddarskitchen6882
      @cheddarskitchen6882 3 года назад +72

      Yes

    • @KTSMORI
      @KTSMORI 3 года назад +593

      The sarcastic one gets tricked by another sarcastic guy!

    • @johnthebaldasshuman
      @johnthebaldasshuman 3 года назад +81

      I mean they didnt make it obvious this vid but try to search up among us arcade cranics.

    • @u-thix2436
      @u-thix2436 3 года назад +190

      @Garbage Guy Tbh they just want the bag and bam they did it, if they like to do it and people watch and like what they are doing, then what's the leeching part of it

    • @sirzechsquasar
      @sirzechsquasar 3 года назад +7

      What's sarcasm. And how is it involved in what those mandem are doing

  • @0NoneOfTheAbove0
    @0NoneOfTheAbove0 Год назад +61

    I genuinely love Arcade Craniacs content. For teens and anyone with a functional brain we know this is obviously satire and just a big joke but for little kids it's legit scary 3am content

  • @Atomic_Oven
    @Atomic_Oven Год назад +4

    The FNaF movie looking wild

  • @gunsandroses896
    @gunsandroses896 3 года назад +3179

    Animatronic 1: "you seeing these morons?"
    Animatronic 2: "yeah. We don't move until at least 6am."

    • @CCG175
      @CCG175 3 года назад +90

      Wait don’t they move until 6am and at 6am they can’t move

    • @mooroo2853
      @mooroo2853 3 года назад +12

      @@CCG175yes

    • @paulamccormack8036
      @paulamccormack8036 3 года назад +8

      @@CCG175 yes

    • @igorkopacynski8906
      @igorkopacynski8906 3 года назад +21

      @@CCG175 I think that this was the point of the joke mate.

    • @trashbutonyoutube9431
      @trashbutonyoutube9431 3 года назад +16

      either im stupid, or this joke is hard to understand. i think both. but can someone please explain the joke?

  • @themonkeymang
    @themonkeymang 2 года назад +5430

    in his defense none of us really knew this was satire until he confirmed it

    • @JessicaWngso
      @JessicaWngso 2 года назад +160

      Not really "satire" if they just make the same type of content. All the 3am RUclipsrs probably know how cringey and ridiculous their videos are but kept making them because it brings them views. Like all of them could come out as being satire if they want to

    • @bobuboi4643
      @bobuboi4643 2 года назад +633

      @@JessicaWngso bro they litrally say "sussy baka" And "daddy", how can you say that without it being satire?

    • @jamedlolpi4708
      @jamedlolpi4708 2 года назад +13

      @@smoothbrained4channer976 shut up

    • @uncoolloser6233
      @uncoolloser6233 2 года назад

      im wrong

    • @uncoolloser6233
      @uncoolloser6233 2 года назад +2

      @@smoothbrained4channer976 you're actually completely right, my bad. my brain doesn't work buddy

  • @lennertplayz
    @lennertplayz 2 года назад +21

    "3AM RUclipsrs always act exactly the same"
    yea, almost as if this was satire and they were trying to act stereotypically on purpose... but clearly they take themselves 100% seriously as we can clearly tell.

    • @isaiahthomas9817
      @isaiahthomas9817 2 года назад +4

      Don’t question Jesus

    • @dingdawng
      @dingdawng 2 года назад +7

      Tbf there are loads of channels that act this way for money, so it's hard to tell.

  • @henrylotl420
    @henrylotl420 2 года назад +14

    the real horror is learning that Edward abused his ex

    • @walterclements_
      @walterclements_ Год назад +1

      thats what im saying . like how do people not know this

    • @GunsAndAmmo3
      @GunsAndAmmo3 4 месяца назад

      Shhh

    • @Vennox0
      @Vennox0 3 месяца назад

      My ass cannot even imagine this goofy ass even tryna abuse a ant

  • @mental_case
    @mental_case 3 года назад +3142

    Isn’t this that ironic among us guy? I love him

    • @deaconbluezz8827
      @deaconbluezz8827 3 года назад +16

      Blasphemy

    • @SuperCer054Real
      @SuperCer054Real 3 года назад +6

      Yes

    • @kwoosh
      @kwoosh 3 года назад +104

      yes he is being sarcastic

    • @Balenboggers
      @Balenboggers 3 года назад +64

      Yeah he is basically making fun of those 3am youtubers lmao

    • @mental_case
      @mental_case 3 года назад +113

      Shame to see Charlie attack him like he was real

  • @regeneracy2489
    @regeneracy2489 3 года назад +572

    “This Creepy Spider will crawl into your bed, and probably bite you.”
    I’ll take my chances.

    • @tigertoxins584
      @tigertoxins584 3 года назад +55

      Spiders are polite, they specifically avoid people and their beds. Cockroaches don’t.

    • @maneater3795
      @maneater3795 3 года назад +14

      Keyword: Probably

    • @pyroteknikk3127
      @pyroteknikk3127 3 года назад +8

      It'll give ya SPOIDA POWAHS

    • @Cardiacarrested445
      @Cardiacarrested445 3 года назад +12

      @@tigertoxins584 they sound polite but they look so terrifying

    • @anthonyernst999
      @anthonyernst999 3 года назад +4

      I fucking hope this thing doesn't ever get within a 100 mile radius of me. I live in America so I'm probably safe but still.

  • @Somedudeonaiphonechilling8971
    @Somedudeonaiphonechilling8971 2 года назад +1

    I pissed myself every time whenever Jesus himself stopped talking and cuts to the 3 am challenge because it’s that terrifying

  • @persa6822
    @persa6822 3 года назад +774

    "OH NO MY GIRLFRIEND"
    "Anyway"

    • @easedcookie8434
      @easedcookie8434 3 года назад +5

      bruh idk how people like that get girlfriends
      like if my significant other said "wanna get kidnapped by freddy fazbear"
      or whatever i would just die

    • @anastasiskal2608
      @anastasiskal2608 3 года назад +6

      @@easedcookie8434 you use the word bruh, you can't get a girlfriend either

    • @easedcookie8434
      @easedcookie8434 3 года назад +8

      @@anastasiskal2608 might have to ask my girlfriend about that lol

    • @benorr8758
      @benorr8758 3 года назад +2

      @@easedcookie8434 nice

    • @LeHyperTech
      @LeHyperTech 3 года назад +1

      Lol

  • @Penguin-of-all-penguins
    @Penguin-of-all-penguins 3 года назад +2291

    The people’s brain cells just diminish when they record.
    “I’m going to call Freddy Fazbear.”
    Later: *rummaging through a dumpster* “Yo, there’s pizza in here.”
    *sees Freddy* “Yo! Who are you!?”

    • @Memo-gb9ge
      @Memo-gb9ge 3 года назад +35

      They’ve achieved singularity

    • @howdydoodilly6812
      @howdydoodilly6812 3 года назад +56

      Goes into a Chucke Cheese dumpster and acts surprised when there’s pizza

    • @twiggy1253
      @twiggy1253 3 года назад +13

      That was the only scary part was that pizza, although it probably lost some of its toxicity from being in the dumpster.

    • @Jerry_Bean
      @Jerry_Bean 3 года назад +1

      @@howdydoodilly6812 yeah bro for sure dawg

    • @bananamanjunior7575
      @bananamanjunior7575 3 года назад +3

      Where's the man behind the Slaughter

  • @willow0.0
    @willow0.0 2 года назад +1

    Freddy wasn’t there to meet you guys he just showed up to get the sweet sweet white powder from his dealer

  • @Northstruck
    @Northstruck Год назад

    This channel is stupid, ridiculous, somehow funny to an extent and childish…..thats why I love it

  • @lunaoak6741
    @lunaoak6741 3 года назад +1027

    “When the only things that’s truly dead is their careers.” Tough

    • @randomfools808
      @randomfools808 3 года назад +9

      How can you even call what they do a career.

    • @twiggy1253
      @twiggy1253 3 года назад +5

      @@randomfools808 they unfortunately make money

    • @jjjjxx
      @jjjjxx 3 года назад +2

      @@MistaBrandoVA no shit, you just said the definition of a job/career

    • @alexandervillagomez1281
      @alexandervillagomez1281 3 года назад +1

      I heard that while reading this. How spooky

    • @goofygoober779
      @goofygoober779 3 года назад

      @@MistaBrandoVA Well you can make a career out of your job and your job is what ever you get paid to do, so... yea.

  • @imblayck
    @imblayck 3 года назад +675

    the dude asking “who are you?” is so funny because he’s literally been saying “Freddy Fazbear” for half of the run time.

    • @SlickJarl.
      @SlickJarl. 3 года назад +11

      Freedy Fazbear

    • @justpotato7101
      @justpotato7101 3 года назад

      Free Bear

    • @tunafish5462
      @tunafish5462 3 года назад +3

      How he expected it to go probably:
      Dude: "Who are you?"
      Freddy: "Joe"
      Dude: "Joe who"
      Freddy: "Joe mama"
      *_then they laugh together and make out_*

    • @adamactually8609
      @adamactually8609 3 года назад

      Freed faxbaer

    • @mediocremuffin6770
      @mediocremuffin6770 3 года назад +1

      That’s actually pretty funny now that you mention it

  • @djkvkwopppwpwoeorii2o
    @djkvkwopppwpwoeorii2o Год назад +1

    I never gave into the 3AM challenges, but I did end up giving into potions from the dark web, so my brain certainly did rot as a child.

  • @Liminal_Dreamer
    @Liminal_Dreamer Месяц назад +2

    i love the arcade craniacs channel, its all satire and its hilarious xd "OH MY GOD HES WATCHING MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE!!! OH MY GOD YOU KNOW IM SCARED OF EMOS"

    • @yourtoes-rr1yq
      @yourtoes-rr1yq Месяц назад

      Nah the guy turned out to actually be the groomer of his girlfriend. Just not a good guy. You can check her girlfriends channel out.

  • @mm_1429
    @mm_1429 3 года назад +1091

    He probably wasn't expecting Freddy to caress his face like that.

  • @xristianberry243
    @xristianberry243 3 года назад +831

    “Oh my god, Freddy Fazbear?!?”
    *Demonic warbling ensues*

    • @disisboschit1311
      @disisboschit1311 3 года назад +15

      this is gonna be the next "yeah baby that's what we've been waiting for!!"

    • @kablanq4673
      @kablanq4673 3 года назад

      @@TheStrongestofToday. god fucking dammit

    • @yashbansod5628
      @yashbansod5628 3 года назад +2

      @@disisboschit1311 yeah someone clip this

    • @Darshan_Nariansamy
      @Darshan_Nariansamy 3 года назад +1

      666 likes, nice

  • @seamus9120
    @seamus9120 10 месяцев назад +1

    “If you drink the potion… you turn into ligma!”
    “What’s ligma???”
    Famous last words

  • @mr.creeper6836
    @mr.creeper6836 2 года назад +1

    Glamrock Chicka at 5:18 :
    Finally, a man of culture

  • @kaitlinreichert606
    @kaitlinreichert606 3 года назад +684

    "I just got a text right now"
    Looks at phone: received 11:00pm

  • @sheepqueen101
    @sheepqueen101 3 года назад +1422

    What is Scott Cawthon’s thought whenever he sees people like JayStation or this guy in the video that always does the “Omg I have Freddy Fazbear’s number!!!!”

    • @DewItOrDie
      @DewItOrDie 3 года назад +170

      Regret

    • @sapprine4534
      @sapprine4534 3 года назад +132

      @@DewItOrDie I mean, he does earn his bread off of the franchise..
      If he had to do it all over again, he would
      I think he'd cringe at first, but then just kinda accept it, like "yup, this is the internet"

    • @sovietraccoon3569
      @sovietraccoon3569 3 года назад +16

      he was paid to gave them the number

    • @BlustreakG
      @BlustreakG 3 года назад +34

      And yet he got fanmail from a kid for Foxy

    • @undyingUmbrage413
      @undyingUmbrage413 3 года назад +59

      im pretty sure he's made a public announcement telling people to stop trying to call freddy fazbears pizza because it doesn't actually exist so i assume he's numb to it by now haha

  • @Crythizm
    @Crythizm 2 года назад +1

    imagine being the owner / worker of this chuck e cheese and seeing these people recording freddy fazbear 3 am

  • @yeahman20
    @yeahman20 2 года назад +1

    This is the closest thing to a fnaf movie we may ever get.

  • @Flurgenheimen
    @Flurgenheimen 3 года назад +7347

    Fun fact, as an Australian I can tell you that that spider at the beginning was a Sydney funnel web spider, its bite is poisonous enough to kill you within five minutes. So you should definitely like their video

    • @balintkis490
      @balintkis490 3 года назад +256

      Isn't a spider's bite is venomous?

    • @CaltosVirnam
      @CaltosVirnam 3 года назад +83

      @@balintkis490 Correct

    • @NA-AN
      @NA-AN 3 года назад +346

      ...Aaand they live in cities. How tf do you people live?

    • @camillelomax9537
      @camillelomax9537 3 года назад +95

      @@CaltosVirnam oh no wonder why I kept on getting shots because of my spider bites thinking I was gonna turn into Gwen Stacy from Spiderman

    • @christlontheblue3796
      @christlontheblue3796 3 года назад +132

      @@NA-AN Well, I mean, they only live in Sydney, which is one city, and only like half of it. I've lived in Sydney for my entire life and I am yet to encounter a funnel web

  • @raddaradda8682
    @raddaradda8682 3 года назад +363

    She looks so uninterested. Wonder how much he's paying her

    • @warmateo6261
      @warmateo6261 3 года назад +35

      Less than the Chinese Apple sweatshops

    • @TonyRhodes00
      @TonyRhodes00 3 года назад +3

      I was about to say the same thing 🤣

    • @alexf0723
      @alexf0723 3 года назад +24

      "I could be sleeping right now"

    • @derpyhead3414
      @derpyhead3414 3 года назад +6

      Not enough

    • @benson4820
      @benson4820 3 года назад +11

      She has her own channel with the same stuff though

  • @blacktaylore4
    @blacktaylore4 Год назад +1

    When Freddy texted him the first thing that immediately came to my mind was Fetch from the book series

  • @nickrichardson4250
    @nickrichardson4250 2 года назад +1

    I love how Charly does not know edward is joking, it just proves he is a great youtuber.

  • @nartuz5016
    @nartuz5016 3 года назад +5308

    Worst part is that adults in future will find this kind of shit nostalgic

    • @ignaciogimelli1613
      @ignaciogimelli1613 3 года назад +315

      Nah, they won't. Because they'll be smart enough to understand thos was shit

    • @firstnamelastname5574
      @firstnamelastname5574 3 года назад +267

      @@ignaciogimelli1613 nostalgia can be good and bad
      However this wouldn't be neither good nostalgia or bad
      Its that one mememory that only comes up when you are having an incredible day until you remember these types of videos and then it ruins your day

    • @user-ou7dl2zf7r
      @user-ou7dl2zf7r 3 года назад +7

      Shit, it’s the long-short short-long long-long short-short again

    • @coochiecrumbs3526
      @coochiecrumbs3526 3 года назад +23

      I was one of those children that watched this type of videos then it took me 3 years to realize how dumb this was

    • @coochiecrumbs3526
      @coochiecrumbs3526 3 года назад +1

      @@dkjs3woi3wo2qdksl same

  • @maximummoisture2311
    @maximummoisture2311 3 года назад +673

    “We’re going to call Freddy Fazbear”
    *Standing in front of a Chuck E Cheese*

    • @shindiayouk273
      @shindiayouk273 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/fWQt9V7FQaE/видео.html

    • @Cruscker
      @Cruscker 3 года назад +28

      2 bots in this comment section. When will the pain stop

    • @Ghost_in_a_Jacket
      @Ghost_in_a_Jacket 3 года назад +7

      I’m eating McDonald’s!
      Is at Burger King

    • @kindaconfused3237
      @kindaconfused3237 3 года назад

      oh no its Freddy
      *Head falls off*

    • @richie404
      @richie404 3 года назад

      Lol

  • @History_boiii
    @History_boiii 9 дней назад

    Personally, I wouldn’t wait til tomorrow to save my girlfriend if she was kidnapped by some animatronic bear that mauls people to the point beyond recognition.

  • @Shizustopit
    @Shizustopit 2 года назад

    the most best 3AM video of all time

  • @emojijpeg2556
    @emojijpeg2556 3 года назад +589

    His girlfriends face looks like she's trying to smile, and cry after doing the Kylie Jenner lip challenge from 2017

    • @spoopyscaryskelebones3846
      @spoopyscaryskelebones3846 3 года назад +1

      Lmfao

    • @dizzy013
      @dizzy013 3 года назад +3

      6:13

    • @EZ-Flix
      @EZ-Flix 3 года назад +1

      This channel is called Arcade Craniacs I found it

    • @Jerry-cg9ni
      @Jerry-cg9ni 3 года назад +6

      I bet most " girlfriends" get paid money to join these videos.

    • @emojijpeg2556
      @emojijpeg2556 2 года назад

      @@Jerry-cg9ni it turns out that she was actually his girlfriend and AC was actually just a self aware channel that makes cringe on purpose

  • @Evanspar
    @Evanspar 3 года назад +470

    "I JUST GOT A TEXT RIGHT NOW, LOOK AT THIS GUYS!"
    *Mom: where are you*
    *Mom: come home its late*

  • @CarolynDestruction
    @CarolynDestruction Год назад

    I come back to this video every now and then for a good laugh

  • @Amyroseplaysstuff
    @Amyroseplaysstuff 11 месяцев назад +5

    The fact that I used to believe these type of videos 💀

  • @tannedbanned6567
    @tannedbanned6567 3 года назад +238

    His girlfriend looks like she's desperate to leave the video
    I can understand why now