Let's not forget there was also the Night of the Long Knives where the Nazis purged homosexual men from their own party. They used them to get to power and then turned on them. Trump supporters should take note.
These red hats don’t know Kristallnacht but they also don’t know about the Night of The Long Knives. A *lot* of expendables out there once power is consolidated. Voted for Trump but need insulin? FU. High risk pregnancy with a non-viable fetus? FU. Tariffs amounting to a regressive sales tax? FU.
@@waltergiles86 I, for one, [watch your comma placement] will never forget the picture of trump meeting with Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov and and Ambassador Sergey Kislyak in the Oval Office shortly after being sworn in, and handing them Top Secret security intelligence. Yes, this really happened - May, 2017.
@@davidg3944 With all that is happening around you dictator wannabe I forgot about that one minor. Hallo from Germany! We do know about dictators, having had the most evil one. (Sorry about my comma placement). No dictator quits after one day!! On his first day our Fuehrer Adolf efing H. he got immunity from the law/ fired the justice system and put his own followers into power. That was the GESTAPO = very bad evil beings. Then came the SS and the killing started. Danke for putting an end to it in 1945/ that saved us. Thanks! and the allies. Cant believe this is happening and that to our friends/ family in the USA. Traurig! I wish some more people would read was was happening in Germany from about 1920 to 1945 and learn. Yes we are scared if Trump gets to be back in power again. Nightmare and worse if Putin does what he likes. Trump said as much and so many agree.. That would be the end of us. We never want to live under another dictator again! Sorry for what happened back in our darkest times. We are forever associated with the other N word = Nazi. I am born in 53 and cant understand the how and the why even though I studied so Germanistik and all Germans do know about that time never forget! What I wanted to say is " Lets work together and make the earth a little bit better for our kids! We are ready and longing "Sehnsucht" for it. Best wishes/ Gesundheit and some prayers from Gelsenkirchen.
@@davidg3944 I feel that your petty comment about my , evident misuse of grammar, overlooks the incredible danger our democracy is in. Sure , I have, at my age, maybe have forgotten how to transpose comments into bites that you younger folk can digest, but my meaning is clear. This is your responsibility now. We won't be here for any consultation you need. In the words of Tony Montana " The World is Yours"!!
Melania's response to the second assassination attempt, "America is full of people with guns who know how to use them, so how do I end up with two incompetents!?"
Great minds think alike. I said the same thing to my husband. She's afraid with all his lawsuits he'll go broke before she can get her half of the money. So she's gonna guarantee it.
Drumpf said that he's a perfect snowboarder (he's never been on a snowboard ) and all the dictators on earth love him ( no, they despise him ) and that Ohio folks are eating their neighbor's cat ( not proven) and JD vance said " I'm not a Trump kind of guy" now he's trying run for office with that orange pos...hmm?
Agree my heart goes out to victims ad their families who died in that devastating Hurricane Helene 🌀 and lost property animals and their homes to heavy flooding 😔🙈🎉
We certainly need to keep out all these strong, handsome, smart migrants who know what phone apps are, or how will old, weak, stupid billionaires ever have a chance?
@@topogigio7031Huge problem. Goes to show the power of religious indoctrination & fascist propaganda. We've just got to keep fighting back...there's historical examples of fascism stopped in it's tracks, right.....right?
Me "Windmills - also increasingly responsible for dog deaths. I heard about this horrible fact in my head when I just made it up" Vance: "Good sir, America needs to hear your story!"
honestly this is one of the few times my ADHD/Autism can’t figure out what he was even TRYING to say. I even figured out what “POMERANTZ” meant the night Seth and the writers were baffled (it was oddly timed even for him)
If Trump was actually worth something, Melania would hire a hitman herself. But she knows there’s only depth to inherit. He’s only worth something as long as he can keep grifting.
not really. if trump is reelected, he’ll become a dictator and become worth hundreds of billions. otherwise he gets locked up, and she has everything she wants.
@@johnogrady2418she and her lawyers have a whole flowchart built out (with paperwork ready to go) for a bunch of contingencies. Election. Fraud sentencing. GA and Federal cases. If and , then file. Hell, there’s probably things on there we don’t even know about. Also, if she’s smart she let him know there’s a VERY damaging tape in six different safety deposit boxes if something happens to her.
Poor Donnie, first a scratched ear and then an interrupted golf game. As JD Vance said though, it’s just a sad fact of life in America and we should all get over it and move on.
@@johnwright9372 by or on? Since the end of the 60s/70s underground movements there haven't been politically motivated assassination attempts on presidents though mass killings involving children (McVeigh) . A number of thwarted in the planning efforts though. Leaving aside foreign terrorist attacks in this comment.
i commend your restraint when dealing with the joke possibilities available to you and your writers about a man known to be incontinent, and his travails with flies ...
@@bubblesezblonde i was commending the mr. meyer's restraint. it's always good to see discipline and self-control in youngsters. i'm still waiting for someone to tell trump to "SHADDUP YA BUM!". i think i'll be waiting for a while yet.
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If Trump heard he (even kiddingly) was given an endorsement, would 100% give a shout out to hustler and swank at the next rally, while pretending to not know who they are.. "I don't KNOw them but they like Trump, I mean I do hustle and I do look swanky... I mean have you seen my bod..?
Don't stop watching when we hear that we were going for a closer look at Trump's body! You don't get to see it! Anyway, we all know what attracts flies .....
Oh WOW that joke about Trump probably having another kid after Barron is the funniest Trump joke of all time and there have been many. I almost fell out of my chair😅
maaan that joke about the Bama Georgia game he appeared at (earlier on the ABC night show) where trump asked the Georgia coach to “find eight more points” so they could win 😂😂😂
I have to take issue with the joke about trump being endorsed by Swank, Hustler and Barely Legal. I personally think it would have been Larry Flint's sworn goal to take down trump in as many different ways as he could possibly conjure!!
Yeah, Trump, a 78 year old man who doesn't exercise, thinks he has a better body than an 81 year old man who rides bicycles. Let's ask Stormy Daniels how good his body was, 15 years ago. It has to have been better than today.
That's a narcissist for you.. they live in their own reality completely. A made up world based on what feels more comfortable for them. They start to tell their made up scenario over & over again - bcs that makes it true, when THEY say so.... The negative consequences that follows when they ignore reality, they will immediately dump on someone else. Bcs they will ignore the consequences & by that they "spill" it on to someone close to them.. they will actively blame (if reminded or asked about it) someone else for it.. and if the scapegoat tries to stand up for him/herself there will be a punishment from the narc.. bca now you been disloyal & there is nothing worse to a narc.. They have no morals or loyalty, so no one is safe to be thrown to the wolves. If the narc sees a way out, they will sacrifice anyone for it - even their own children... Bcs everyone else is just a tool for them, nothing else. And when someone is done being useful = too difficult to the narc, saying no, they will move on to the next....
The fly bit is very funny- including your sleek ninja fly swatting instead of his weird flapping. Also the pneumonic device of which states have flies👍
I heard Dana Carvey say that there's a lot a good trump impersonations on his podcast with David Spade. I hate to disagree, but there's only two, Seth Myers and Alec Baldwin. The rest are just surface. Disclaimer, Dana's Biden was fantastic.
Vonschitzinpantz has flies buzzing? Wow
"Most people don't know..." = "Someone just told me...".
"Somebody just told me"
..he ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
Isn't everyone tired of Trump's insanity
You'd think, right?! I can't imagine any serious Republican not exhausted by him running the party...
I had enough of him when he came down that escalator and started a nonstop string of lies that continues to this day.
The Purge? It is actually more like the Night of Broken Glass (Nov 9, 1938).
Let's not forget there was also the Night of the Long Knives where the Nazis purged homosexual men from their own party. They used them to get to power and then turned on them. Trump supporters should take note.
These red hats don’t know Kristallnacht but they also don’t know about the Night of The Long Knives. A *lot* of expendables out there once power is consolidated. Voted for Trump but need insulin? FU. High risk pregnancy with a non-viable fetus? FU. Tariffs amounting to a regressive sales tax? FU.
Crystal night!
(The Nazis already did this!)
Lol!
@@bwilly4503 yes, pointing out the eerie similarity in language.
Americans are not taught about the Night of Broken Glass. Most Americans have heard of the movie The Purge.
Happy 100th Birthday, Jimmy Carter. Early voter for Kamala & Tim
@@bettyjones113 I ,for one, will never forget the look on Jimmy Carter's face after he came out that briefing with the security council!
@@waltergiles86 I, for one, [watch your comma placement] will never forget the picture of trump meeting with Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov and and Ambassador Sergey Kislyak in the Oval Office shortly after being sworn in, and handing them Top Secret security intelligence. Yes, this really happened - May, 2017.
@@davidg3944 my apologies, I was a little excited. Thanks for your correction. 😔
@@davidg3944 With all that is happening around you dictator wannabe I forgot about that one minor. Hallo from Germany! We do know about dictators, having had the most evil one. (Sorry about my comma placement). No dictator quits after one day!! On his first day our Fuehrer Adolf efing H. he got immunity from the law/ fired the justice system and put his own followers into power. That was the GESTAPO = very bad evil beings. Then came the SS and the killing started. Danke for putting an end to it in 1945/ that saved us. Thanks! and the allies. Cant believe this is happening and that to our friends/ family in the USA. Traurig! I wish some more people would read was was happening in Germany from about 1920 to 1945 and learn. Yes we are scared if Trump gets to be back in power again. Nightmare and worse if Putin does what he likes. Trump said as much and so many agree.. That would be the end of us. We never want to live under another dictator again! Sorry for what happened back in our darkest times. We are forever associated with the other N word = Nazi. I am born in 53 and cant understand the how and the why even though I studied so Germanistik and all Germans do know about that time never forget! What I wanted to say is " Lets work together and make the earth a little bit better for our kids! We are ready and longing "Sehnsucht" for it. Best wishes/ Gesundheit and some prayers from Gelsenkirchen.
@@davidg3944 I feel that your petty comment about my , evident misuse of grammar, overlooks the incredible danger our democracy is in.
Sure , I have, at my age, maybe have forgotten how to transpose comments into bites that you younger folk can digest, but my meaning is clear. This is your responsibility now. We won't be here for any consultation you need. In the words of Tony Montana " The World is Yours"!!
Melania's response to the second assassination attempt,
"America is full of people with guns who know how to use them, so how do I end up with two incompetents!?"
Bcs half of murica is driven insane..
To be fair, competence and the right wing rarely coexist.
I'm not at all superstitious but maybe it'll be third time lucky - touch wood.
Yes melania , had they been competent, they would have hit their mark .
@@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofinI think the first guy got rather close for the situation he was in and being very rushed.
We all know what flies are attracted to.
🤣👍
😂😂
Does it float?
@@daveroche6522 Where Trump lives....they all float down there.
😅😂 facts
Of course flies are buzzing around him, they love turds!
😂😂😂😂
Oh good one 😂
I was thinking along the lines that he is so far gone he is decomposing.
yup, trump should probably change his diaper once in a while.
@@deniseboldea1624 hmmmm dirty diaper don
Melania saying that she was in NY was her providing an alibi.
Great minds think alike. I said the same thing to my husband. She's afraid with all his lawsuits he'll go broke before she can get her half of the money. So she's gonna guarantee it.
She's probably praying for a successful third attempt, which would free her from this horrible existence.
That's the only way she can be sure she gets the insurance money from Donald's 💀, so she's gotta keep her hands clean lol
😂😂😂😂
And she smiled when asked about hearing of both attempts on her hosssbend’s life. She is one creepy melamine robot.
RFK Jr. Is a fascinating man. I wouldn't want him to have any power whatsoever, but he would make an interesting psychological study.
I just find him to be very weird.
If we could render him down in a test tube, I'm all in.
RFK Jr is barking mad.
RFK, Jr. is a total disgrace to the Kennedy legacy! 😮
The drugs killed his brain
I don't think I like you saying Trump says he has a better body than Joe Biden and then immediately saying its time for a closer look. EW!
😂
Agreed! 😂🤣
@@debbymccormack6525 I’ve seen worse. It’s the smell that always gets to me.
Jaba the orange Hutt 😅
On a scale of 1-10 trump is clearly a number 2
💩💩
I really dont know how anyone with a brain can listen to trump and think he is at all mentally competent. I am baffled ...
Bold assumption any of them have brains.
Drumpf said that he's a perfect snowboarder (he's never been on a snowboard ) and all the dictators on earth love him ( no, they despise him ) and that Ohio folks are eating their neighbor's cat ( not proven) and JD vance said " I'm not a Trump kind of guy" now he's trying run for office with that orange pos...hmm?
It's because they are uneducated and NOT mentally competent just like the infectious orange one.
@@lillyprince4323 😂😂😂😂
His cultists are lacking in the brains department, as well. I think that much would be glaringly obvious by now.
World Central Kitchen is a good org to help those affected by the hurricane.
Yes !!!👍🏽💯👍🏽❤️🩹🍲🥪🧃❤️🩹👍🏽💯👍🏽
Agree my heart goes out to victims ad their families who died in that devastating Hurricane Helene 🌀 and lost property animals and their homes to heavy flooding 😔🙈🎉
WCK is a force for good in this fcked up world
It's OCTOBER?!?! HOW did that Happen?
Who can I sue?!!?
...why not ask the great pumpkin when it rises 🤔 .. uh, wait, that could be misinterpreted and make C.M.Schulz roll over in his grave 🥴
Time keeps happening entirely without my permission and honestly it's very rude
Green Day. They made everyone sleep through September
It WAS a bit abrupt!!!
@@SpaceCase1701haha! Right!!
Trump: “We need one rough day… I got my idea studying German history.”
Trumps grandfather was a German immigrant ...tells U alot
Hitler's playbook
Kristallnacht, what can go wrong.
Like he knows how to study
And many that vote for him will suffer if he gets elected.
Just saying from Norway ❤🇳🇴❤️🇺🇸❤️
💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
Wow, Trump is even weirder and crazier than before. lol
I don’t have any interest in what any Trump has to say on any subject
Sorry but that tRump model doesn't come with a mute button, in fact It's set to obnoxiously loud
We certainly need to keep out all these strong, handsome, smart migrants who know what phone apps are, or how will old, weak, stupid billionaires ever have a chance?
@@sherinameless1618 I wonder how he posts on Turd Social if he can't use an app.
Bwahahaha
The Sixth Nonsense? Yes, but I would rather say The Sick Sense 😂
I don't know what's worse: the aging Donald Trump whose mind is obviously failing, or the clearly younger rally-goers who agree with what he's saying.
trump has the greatest memory of all times, now if he could just remember where he left it .
Yea the fact that Gen Z wholeheartedly worships him is a huge problem.
@@topogigio7031Huge problem. Goes to show the power of religious indoctrination & fascist propaganda. We've just got to keep fighting back...there's historical examples of fascism stopped in it's tracks, right.....right?
@@topogigio7031they don’t worship him 😂 uneducated people worship him. Harris has a big lead among gen z
Once he's locked up, the cult won't be any smarter. Hopefully they'll find something constructive to do.
The flies are eating the dogs!! Please vote. 🗳💙🇺🇸
Me "Windmills - also increasingly responsible for dog deaths. I heard about this horrible fact in my head when I just made it up"
Vance: "Good sir, America needs to hear your story!"
When you smell like and talk shite you attract flies...😂
👏👏👏
flies are famously NOT annoying and NOT weird.
DJT blathering on reminded me of a terrible joke about brides and how to keep the flies away from her.
You talking about trump?
His dentist once told him his funky breath was caused by all the 💩 he spews out his fast-food hole
Note to all comedians: that's NOT THE PURGE... He said it's one day of the police being unleashed to be horrible.
ITS KRISTALNACHT. LITERALLY.
Louder for the people in the back!!
The night of long knives!!!
And they keep saying not to refer to trump as h*lter 🤣
Thank God he's not trying to Purge stuff, and he's only trying to do nazi stuff
The movie "THE PURGE" was about the police being TURNED OFF for 24 hours, allowing all crime to be legal.
When you smell like poop flies gather
Yes 😂
reminds me of when that Fly kept buzzing Hilary during the debate lol
@@bobicus everyone stinks sometimes.
@@Sibl3o and some are inhuman demons
So true.
What the hell is trump talking about?
honestly this is one of the few times my ADHD/Autism can’t figure out what he was even TRYING to say. I even figured out what “POMERANTZ” meant the night Seth and the writers were baffled (it was oddly timed even for him)
If Trump was actually worth something, Melania would hire a hitman herself. But she knows there’s only depth to inherit. He’s only worth something as long as he can keep grifting.
Excellent observation per their net worth as both business and marriage.
not really. if trump is reelected, he’ll become a dictator and become worth hundreds of billions. otherwise he gets locked up, and she has everything she wants.
@@bubblesezblonde
She's gonna ride him to the end, unless he goes bankrupt...
@@johnogrady2418she and her lawyers have a whole flowchart built out (with paperwork ready to go) for a bunch of contingencies. Election. Fraud sentencing. GA and Federal cases. If and , then file. Hell, there’s probably things on there we don’t even know about. Also, if she’s smart she let him know there’s a VERY damaging tape in six different safety deposit boxes if something happens to her.
melania: "missed? again?? dammit!"
I really think it's her paying these crazies😂😂😂
@@Preston_TheDragon Most likely trump and his goons.
"Be afraid. Be very afraid."
-- Tagline from the movie "The Fly".
Also the theme of Trump's rally featuring a fly.
Maybe the flies like the poo poo smell.
Good grief he is totally off the mental grid 🤔😱
We all know why flies are attracted to Trump - there is only so much crap Depends can handle - top & bottom.
You got it.
@@ramonitamartinez5272 unfortunately !
So skittish mouse Pence DID train his pet fly after all? Sweet!
Funny, the vice poodle didn't get eaten when he was in Ohio!
Trump sounds like Grandpa Simpson yelling at the bushes again 😂😂😂
Not the Bushes, the Obamas.😂
😁😄😆
Grandpa Simpson was never Evil, trump is Evil
@@oscargr_😂 clever!
Hey, now that's insulting towards Abe Simpson. He actually worked for a living and served in the military.
Poor Donnie, first a scratched ear and then an interrupted golf game. As JD Vance said though, it’s just a sad fact of life in America and we should all get over it and move on.
I cannot remember an assassination attempt by a democrat in post WWII American history. Am I correct?
@@johnwright9372JFK
Not a mark on his ear though.
Isn't modern medicine great? 😛
@@johnwright9372 by or on? Since the end of the 60s/70s underground movements there haven't been politically motivated assassination attempts on presidents though mass killings involving children (McVeigh) . A number of thwarted in the planning efforts though. Leaving aside foreign terrorist attacks in this comment.
I sent farts and prayers, but I was all out of prayers
When was the last time you saw a MOSQUITO RUN AROUND???
I was born and raised in New Orleans…. you can grab their legs and hitch a ride, but I have never seen them run.
And in the Florida Keys in the 1950's they so big you had to carry a baseball bat if you went outside after dark
@@debrahelmlinger6256 What was their diet back in those days? Or was that when America was Great previously ?
i commend your restraint when dealing with the joke possibilities available to you and your writers about a man known to be incontinent, and his travails with flies ...
I don't ....no quarter for tyrants.
The METS WERE PLAYING….gosh!
@@bubblesezblonde i was commending the mr. meyer's restraint. it's always good to see discipline and self-control in youngsters. i'm still waiting for someone to tell trump to "SHADDUP YA BUM!". i think i'll be waiting for a while yet.
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Voicemail: "Mr. Kennedy, this is your doctor. We found another brain worm..."
And it's got loads of friends 😅😅😅
I doubt it. There’s no brain left for them to eat.
Only this time it’s in Trump’s brain.
Bleach Blonde Bad Built BEACH Body?
🤣
very good
You win comment of the day😂😂😂
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😂 take this! 🏆
One of the funniest segments ive watched this year. Awesome Seth
Flys are attracted to certain smells , like cow patties !!!
If Trump heard he (even kiddingly) was given an endorsement, would 100% give a shout out to hustler and swank at the next rally, while pretending to not know who they are.. "I don't KNOw them but they like Trump, I mean I do hustle and I do look swanky... I mean have you seen my bod..?
Trump is his own worst enemy.
He could cost himself his own election.
tRump always, always, has flies around him, everywhere he goes.
Don't stop watching when we hear that we were going for a closer look at Trump's body! You don't get to see it! Anyway, we all know what attracts flies .....
As soon as Melania heard, she was glad she had an alibi.
Thank you Seth!
Wouldnt the flies be attracted to the dirty diapers?
Just brilliant tonight !
I can’t imagine waiting in line to go watch him babble for 3 hours Some leave because the can’t sit down It’s like torture.
Do they pay for entry?
In most cases he winds up between 90 minutes and two hours. Losing steam in his old age.
@@ingridakerblom7577 with brain cells and a piece of their souls
No way Hustler would ever endorse Trump.
JD has the Furniture Today endorsemnt though
@@youtubewatcher2😂😂
Hustler magazine would never endorse Trump
Love you, Seth Meyers!💙
Oh WOW that joke about Trump probably having another kid after Barron is the funniest Trump joke of all time and there have been many. I almost fell out of my chair😅
Flies mean its time to change the diaper- donOld!
"Stop missing!" - Melania probably
Seth's monologue jokes were fantastic
Bro, if there's anything I hate about mosquitos, it's how they just run around.
Love the “weave” of those jokes Seth & team!
He still has Hershel Walker 🤷🏽♂️
maaan that joke about the Bama Georgia game he appeared at (earlier on the ABC night show) where trump asked the Georgia coach to “find eight more points” so they could win 😂😂😂
unless the vampires and werewolves get him.
Norm would’ve been proud of that OJ joke
Trump overdid the hair toner but the result is a rather lovely shade of lilac. More evidence of Loomer's influence.
Did you channel Norm MacDonald for that OJ joke? Well done either way.....
Flies are attract to 💩
I have to take issue with the joke about trump being endorsed by Swank, Hustler and Barely Legal. I personally think it would have been Larry Flint's sworn goal to take down trump in as many different ways as he could possibly conjure!!
Something tells me trump doesn't understand how much the police hate paperwork.😂
The fly sound and the slide back was insane. Replay that part 1000000000000000000 times 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It's never "too soon" for jokes about O.J's death.
My fav Norm Macdonald would be so proud! Mis you Norm RIP
Liberals need to take the kid gloves off. These GOP are literal rapists, but at the debates we argue who's worse?
@@2010bigfathenI miss him, too! Funny, funny man. If you haven't seen when he was on Letterman with Carrot Top, go find it!
Seth Meyers pulling out the Norm MacDonald jokes. And he delivered it deadpan and correct.
So he's gone from obsessing about "all these big generals... to "A LOT OF MUSCLE"? Gay much, DOH-nald?
they’re all on that trip, it would be funny if they weren’t so dangerous
im gonna start calling him Puffy.
Word. That's id thot when herd-"?gay.much?"
I wonder what would attract the fly to Trump? Depends....
This is the best way to wake up on My Birthday!! 🥳 The only way I can tolerate talk about the orange one.
Very Happy Birthday wishes to you my fellow human!!!❤🎉🎉❤
@@bethnorrod5942 awe, thank you! 🙋🏼♀️🥰
Happy Birthday!🎉
Happy birthday
Happy Birthday 🎉
So many people to skewer, and Seth does it so well to all of them! 😂
The O.J. joke was nod to Norm Macdonald. 😂
I’d like to think Norm visits hell every once and awhile to tell OJ some jokes and then goes on his merry way.
Love ya, Seth!
God DAMN, HE"S CRAZY!!!
More important trump is evil and dangerous.
9:47 that's my new line " you got a weak face"😂😂😂
It's not like speed freaks on three day benders hallucinate seeing bugs.....oh damn?! You don't think Trump?
wait til he sees those gottdang bats, man
Happy for Sal and the crew that the Mets are in the playoffs!🎉
Thought Melania was going to admit she hired the gunman
nah, she’d probably make someone else do it
Brilliant
Trump had a fly up there, because he's been wearing the same suit for 8 years!
@@lorischwab6259 no he cuts them up as the extra goodie in his grift merch
Weekend Update with Seth Meyers 🙌
RIP Norm Macdonald.
Call the insane asylum for a pick up
The flies are more likely because of a full diaper. lol
Graphics for the Win with the fly holding a mic! Brilliant
Ruth sent the fly!
that OJ joke didn't get near enough love 😂😂😂
Yeah, Trump, a 78 year old man who doesn't exercise, thinks he has a better body than an 81 year old man who rides bicycles. Let's ask Stormy Daniels how good his body was, 15 years ago. It has to have been better than today.
Biden wasn't afraid to go shirtless this Summer. We've got the receipts. Yea, he's got that body you see on the 80 year olds still doing 5k races.
That's a narcissist for you.. they live in their own reality completely. A made up world based on what feels more comfortable for them. They start to tell their made up scenario over & over again - bcs that makes it true, when THEY say so....
The negative consequences that follows when they ignore reality, they will immediately dump on someone else. Bcs they will ignore the consequences & by that they "spill" it on to someone close to them.. they will actively blame (if reminded or asked about it) someone else for it.. and if the scapegoat tries to stand up for him/herself there will be a punishment from the narc.. bca now you been disloyal & there is nothing worse to a narc..
They have no morals or loyalty, so no one is safe to be thrown to the wolves. If the narc sees a way out, they will sacrifice anyone for it - even their own children...
Bcs everyone else is just a tool for them, nothing else. And when someone is done being useful = too difficult to the narc, saying no, they will move on to the next....
eeerm nope
Ewwwww
@@topogigio7031 read your comment then look in the mirror and say why i am like this?
Flies are always attracted to garbage! 😅
Flies attracted to garbage
The fly bit is very funny- including your sleek ninja fly swatting instead of his weird flapping. Also the pneumonic device of which states have flies👍
There are no fly's in Alaska most of the year
as a mainlander I appreciate this comment, the thought did cross my mind, roflmao
Don't let Trump visit! 😱🪰🪰🪰
I feel like the OJ and "trump wanting more kids" jokes are by Scollins 😂
I didn't think trump could surprise me any more, but bragging about his beach body...I threw up a little.
I think Antartica has a lack of flies, go there Trump and stay there.
Republicans will praise Trump for his restraint. He didn’t call Kamala the R word! Look how presidential he is. You know he wanted to say it sooo bad.
What R word?
“I don’t like flies!”….. but flies like 💩/you!
I heard Dana Carvey say that there's a lot a good trump impersonations on his podcast with David Spade. I hate to disagree, but there's only two, Seth Myers and Alec Baldwin. The rest are just surface.
Disclaimer, Dana's Biden was fantastic.
John Demenico has 10 years of experience and the cadence perfect.
Jamie Fox’s is supernatural. Unnervingly good. Seth has the unfair advantage that he’s been to impressions camp.
Flies always follows 💩, he should have checked his diaper!