Melania Trump Speaks Out on Trump's Second Assassination Attempt

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  • Опубликовано: 18 ноя 2024

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  • @allisonlorene5056
    @allisonlorene5056 Месяц назад +32

    Vonschitzinpantz has flies buzzing? Wow

  • @daveroche6522
    @daveroche6522 Месяц назад +37

    "Most people don't know..." = "Someone just told me...".

    • @ThePhilfyPhil
      @ThePhilfyPhil Месяц назад +1

      "Somebody just told me"
      ..he ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

  • @mrd3521
    @mrd3521 Месяц назад +78

    Isn't everyone tired of Trump's insanity

    • @mattbaker7305
      @mattbaker7305 Месяц назад +8

      You'd think, right?! I can't imagine any serious Republican not exhausted by him running the party...

    • @SmilingIbis
      @SmilingIbis Месяц назад +6

      I had enough of him when he came down that escalator and started a nonstop string of lies that continues to this day.

  • @Hey_Its_Helena
    @Hey_Its_Helena Месяц назад +136

    The Purge? It is actually more like the Night of Broken Glass (Nov 9, 1938).

    • @nlwilson4892
      @nlwilson4892 Месяц назад

      Let's not forget there was also the Night of the Long Knives where the Nazis purged homosexual men from their own party. They used them to get to power and then turned on them. Trump supporters should take note.

    • @KingOfAllJackals
      @KingOfAllJackals Месяц назад

      These red hats don’t know Kristallnacht but they also don’t know about the Night of The Long Knives. A *lot* of expendables out there once power is consolidated. Voted for Trump but need insulin? FU. High risk pregnancy with a non-viable fetus? FU. Tariffs amounting to a regressive sales tax? FU.

    • @bwilly4503
      @bwilly4503 Месяц назад +3

      Crystal night!
      (The Nazis already did this!)
      Lol!

    • @Hey_Its_Helena
      @Hey_Its_Helena Месяц назад +11

      @@bwilly4503 yes, pointing out the eerie similarity in language.

    • @queenbrii2266
      @queenbrii2266 Месяц назад +11

      Americans are not taught about the Night of Broken Glass. Most Americans have heard of the movie The Purge.

  • @bettyjones113
    @bettyjones113 Месяц назад +516

    Happy 100th Birthday, Jimmy Carter. Early voter for Kamala & Tim

    • @waltergiles86
      @waltergiles86 Месяц назад +7

      @@bettyjones113 I ,for one, will never forget the look on Jimmy Carter's face after he came out that briefing with the security council!

    • @davidg3944
      @davidg3944 Месяц назад +29

      @@waltergiles86 I, for one, [watch your comma placement] will never forget the picture of trump meeting with Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov and and Ambassador Sergey Kislyak in the Oval Office shortly after being sworn in, and handing them Top Secret security intelligence. Yes, this really happened - May, 2017.

    • @waltergiles86
      @waltergiles86 Месяц назад +5

      @@davidg3944 my apologies, I was a little excited. Thanks for your correction. 😔

    • @christophlieding734
      @christophlieding734 Месяц назад

      @@davidg3944 With all that is happening around you dictator wannabe I forgot about that one minor. Hallo from Germany! We do know about dictators, having had the most evil one. (Sorry about my comma placement). No dictator quits after one day!! On his first day our Fuehrer Adolf efing H. he got immunity from the law/ fired the justice system and put his own followers into power. That was the GESTAPO = very bad evil beings. Then came the SS and the killing started. Danke for putting an end to it in 1945/ that saved us. Thanks! and the allies. Cant believe this is happening and that to our friends/ family in the USA. Traurig! I wish some more people would read was was happening in Germany from about 1920 to 1945 and learn. Yes we are scared if Trump gets to be back in power again. Nightmare and worse if Putin does what he likes. Trump said as much and so many agree.. That would be the end of us. We never want to live under another dictator again! Sorry for what happened back in our darkest times. We are forever associated with the other N word = Nazi. I am born in 53 and cant understand the how and the why even though I studied so Germanistik and all Germans do know about that time never forget! What I wanted to say is " Lets work together and make the earth a little bit better for our kids! We are ready and longing "Sehnsucht" for it. Best wishes/ Gesundheit and some prayers from Gelsenkirchen.

    • @waltergiles86
      @waltergiles86 Месяц назад +10

      @@davidg3944 I feel that your petty comment about my , evident misuse of grammar, overlooks the incredible danger our democracy is in.
      Sure , I have, at my age, maybe have forgotten how to transpose comments into bites that you younger folk can digest, but my meaning is clear. This is your responsibility now. We won't be here for any consultation you need. In the words of Tony Montana " The World is Yours"!!

  • @grunthostheflatulent2613
    @grunthostheflatulent2613 Месяц назад +307

    Melania's response to the second assassination attempt,
    "America is full of people with guns who know how to use them, so how do I end up with two incompetents!?"

    • @ingridakerblom7577
      @ingridakerblom7577 Месяц назад

      Bcs half of murica is driven insane..

    • @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin
      @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin Месяц назад +47

      To be fair, competence and the right wing rarely coexist.

    • @daveseddon5227
      @daveseddon5227 Месяц назад

      I'm not at all superstitious but maybe it'll be third time lucky - touch wood.

    • @catherinephonevalencia2937
      @catherinephonevalencia2937 Месяц назад +12

      Yes melania , had they been competent, they would have hit their mark .

    • @sprockkets
      @sprockkets Месяц назад +6

      ​@@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofinI think the first guy got rather close for the situation he was in and being very rushed.

  • @Elwaves2925
    @Elwaves2925 Месяц назад +285

    We all know what flies are attracted to.

  • @deniseboldea1624
    @deniseboldea1624 Месяц назад +524

    Of course flies are buzzing around him, they love turds!

    • @a_planet_on_fire
      @a_planet_on_fire Месяц назад +16

      😂😂😂😂

    • @googleuser2480
      @googleuser2480 Месяц назад +11

      Oh good one 😂

    • @nlwilson4892
      @nlwilson4892 Месяц назад +25

      I was thinking along the lines that he is so far gone he is decomposing.

    • @joymattson8549
      @joymattson8549 Месяц назад +24

      yup, trump should probably change his diaper once in a while.

    • @RobertRoberts-hi4yi
      @RobertRoberts-hi4yi Месяц назад

      @@deniseboldea1624 hmmmm dirty diaper don

  • @sherinameless1618
    @sherinameless1618 Месяц назад +149

    Melania saying that she was in NY was her providing an alibi.

    • @bethnorrod5942
      @bethnorrod5942 Месяц назад +18

      Great minds think alike. I said the same thing to my husband. She's afraid with all his lawsuits he'll go broke before she can get her half of the money. So she's gonna guarantee it.

    • @lynnebucher6537
      @lynnebucher6537 Месяц назад +1

      She's probably praying for a successful third attempt, which would free her from this horrible existence.

    • @TheEmbessyNetwork
      @TheEmbessyNetwork Месяц назад +10

      That's the only way she can be sure she gets the insurance money from Donald's 💀, so she's gotta keep her hands clean lol

    • @amydk274
      @amydk274 Месяц назад +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @FM-dk1vp
      @FM-dk1vp Месяц назад

      And she smiled when asked about hearing of both attempts on her hosssbend’s life. She is one creepy melamine robot.

  • @ChaosTheoriesLuxe
    @ChaosTheoriesLuxe Месяц назад +91

    RFK Jr. Is a fascinating man. I wouldn't want him to have any power whatsoever, but he would make an interesting psychological study.

  • @debbymccormack6525
    @debbymccormack6525 Месяц назад +412

    I don't think I like you saying Trump says he has a better body than Joe Biden and then immediately saying its time for a closer look. EW!

    • @irishmade8136
      @irishmade8136 Месяц назад +26

      😂

    • @ambers.2067
      @ambers.2067 Месяц назад +18

      Agreed! 😂🤣

    • @angrydoggy9170
      @angrydoggy9170 Месяц назад +22

      @@debbymccormack6525 I’ve seen worse. It’s the smell that always gets to me.

    • @ShiekYoBoooty
      @ShiekYoBoooty Месяц назад +24

      Jaba the orange Hutt 😅

    • @mikelayton3810
      @mikelayton3810 Месяц назад +21

      On a scale of 1-10 trump is clearly a number 2
      💩💩

  • @RoadkillXoutlaw
    @RoadkillXoutlaw Месяц назад +139

    I really dont know how anyone with a brain can listen to trump and think he is at all mentally competent. I am baffled ...

    • @lillyprince4323
      @lillyprince4323 Месяц назад +25

      Bold assumption any of them have brains.

    • @stumccannel9675
      @stumccannel9675 Месяц назад

      Drumpf said that he's a perfect snowboarder (he's never been on a snowboard ) and all the dictators on earth love him ( no, they despise him ) and that Ohio folks are eating their neighbor's cat ( not proven) and JD vance said " I'm not a Trump kind of guy" now he's trying run for office with that orange pos...hmm?

    • @singerrb4984
      @singerrb4984 Месяц назад +1

      It's because they are uneducated and NOT mentally competent just like the infectious orange one.

    • @FM-dk1vp
      @FM-dk1vp Месяц назад +4

      @@lillyprince4323 😂😂😂😂

    • @dark14life
      @dark14life Месяц назад

      His cultists are lacking in the brains department, as well. I think that much would be glaringly obvious by now.

  • @maryroseart
    @maryroseart Месяц назад +101

    World Central Kitchen is a good org to help those affected by the hurricane.

    • @c.r.harris
      @c.r.harris Месяц назад +8

      Yes !!!👍🏽💯👍🏽❤️‍🩹🍲🥪🧃❤️‍🩹👍🏽💯👍🏽

    • @charlesasmith7836
      @charlesasmith7836 Месяц назад +4

      Agree my heart goes out to victims ad their families who died in that devastating Hurricane Helene 🌀 and lost property animals and their homes to heavy flooding 😔🙈🎉

    • @moscuadelendaest
      @moscuadelendaest Месяц назад +1

      WCK is a force for good in this fcked up world

  • @nancydelu4061
    @nancydelu4061 Месяц назад +54

    It's OCTOBER?!?! HOW did that Happen?
    Who can I sue?!!?

    • @Mondfischli
      @Mondfischli Месяц назад +4

      ...why not ask the great pumpkin when it rises 🤔 .. uh, wait, that could be misinterpreted and make C.M.Schulz roll over in his grave 🥴

    • @SpaceCase1701
      @SpaceCase1701 Месяц назад +7

      Time keeps happening entirely without my permission and honestly it's very rude

    • @Ford_prefect_42
      @Ford_prefect_42 Месяц назад +2

      Green Day. They made everyone sleep through September

    • @johnogrady2418
      @johnogrady2418 Месяц назад +1

      It WAS a bit abrupt!!!

    • @gisela1122
      @gisela1122 Месяц назад

      @@SpaceCase1701haha! Right!!

  • @bmeclipse
    @bmeclipse Месяц назад +171

    Trump: “We need one rough day… I got my idea studying German history.”

    • @RobertRoberts-hi4yi
      @RobertRoberts-hi4yi Месяц назад

      Trumps grandfather was a German immigrant ...tells U alot

    • @dudleyboycott7331
      @dudleyboycott7331 Месяц назад +1

      Hitler's playbook

    • @boingflip5439
      @boingflip5439 Месяц назад +32

      Kristallnacht, what can go wrong.

    • @gordongoblin
      @gordongoblin Месяц назад +22

      Like he knows how to study

    • @HansPetterBoyesen
      @HansPetterBoyesen Месяц назад +20

      And many that vote for him will suffer if he gets elected.
      Just saying from Norway ❤🇳🇴❤️🇺🇸❤️
      💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

  • @ethanvilla4418
    @ethanvilla4418 Месяц назад +55

    Wow, Trump is even weirder and crazier than before. lol

  • @joelbagodonuts124
    @joelbagodonuts124 Месяц назад +51

    I don’t have any interest in what any Trump has to say on any subject

    • @hughkevins
      @hughkevins Месяц назад +4

      Sorry but that tRump model doesn't come with a mute button, in fact It's set to obnoxiously loud

  • @sherinameless1618
    @sherinameless1618 Месяц назад +72

    We certainly need to keep out all these strong, handsome, smart migrants who know what phone apps are, or how will old, weak, stupid billionaires ever have a chance?

  • @tjvanderwalt92
    @tjvanderwalt92 Месяц назад +43

    The Sixth Nonsense? Yes, but I would rather say The Sick Sense 😂

  • @jrosecourt
    @jrosecourt Месяц назад +502

    I don't know what's worse: the aging Donald Trump whose mind is obviously failing, or the clearly younger rally-goers who agree with what he's saying.

    • @mikelayton3810
      @mikelayton3810 Месяц назад +43

      trump has the greatest memory of all times, now if he could just remember where he left it .

    • @topogigio7031
      @topogigio7031 Месяц назад +22

      Yea the fact that Gen Z wholeheartedly worships him is a huge problem.

    • @jennbatch6377
      @jennbatch6377 Месяц назад

      ​@@topogigio7031Huge problem. Goes to show the power of religious indoctrination & fascist propaganda. We've just got to keep fighting back...there's historical examples of fascism stopped in it's tracks, right.....right?

    • @NicolasSerano-to3mv
      @NicolasSerano-to3mv Месяц назад

      @@topogigio7031they don’t worship him 😂 uneducated people worship him. Harris has a big lead among gen z

    • @joanfrellburg4901
      @joanfrellburg4901 Месяц назад +33

      Once he's locked up, the cult won't be any smarter. Hopefully they'll find something constructive to do.

  • @stephensorensen4477
    @stephensorensen4477 Месяц назад +39

    The flies are eating the dogs!! Please vote. 🗳💙🇺🇸

    • @Coastfog
      @Coastfog Месяц назад +2

      Me "Windmills - also increasingly responsible for dog deaths. I heard about this horrible fact in my head when I just made it up"
      Vance: "Good sir, America needs to hear your story!"

  • @racheljohns6778
    @racheljohns6778 Месяц назад +253

    When you smell like and talk shite you attract flies...😂

    • @khanh1105
      @khanh1105 Месяц назад +11

      👏👏👏

    • @polyticks8453
      @polyticks8453 Месяц назад +5

      flies are famously NOT annoying and NOT weird.

    • @sealyoness
      @sealyoness Месяц назад +2

      DJT blathering on reminded me of a terrible joke about brides and how to keep the flies away from her.

    • @KandyOlson-lv1wl
      @KandyOlson-lv1wl Месяц назад +1

      You talking about trump?

    • @angelestorres6334
      @angelestorres6334 Месяц назад

      His dentist once told him his funky breath was caused by all the 💩 he spews out his fast-food hole

  • @saber1epee0
    @saber1epee0 Месяц назад +314

    Note to all comedians: that's NOT THE PURGE... He said it's one day of the police being unleashed to be horrible.
    ITS KRISTALNACHT. LITERALLY.

    • @plaidpanda
      @plaidpanda Месяц назад +35

      Louder for the people in the back!!

    • @mikeskoog6689
      @mikeskoog6689 Месяц назад +21

      The night of long knives!!!

    • @Justice4Bob
      @Justice4Bob Месяц назад +44

      And they keep saying not to refer to trump as h*lter 🤣

    • @baronvonbunghole5999
      @baronvonbunghole5999 Месяц назад

      Thank God he's not trying to Purge stuff, and he's only trying to do nazi stuff

    • @STSWB5SG1FAN
      @STSWB5SG1FAN Месяц назад +28

      The movie "THE PURGE" was about the police being TURNED OFF for 24 hours, allowing all crime to be legal.

  • @Sibl3o
    @Sibl3o Месяц назад +147

    When you smell like poop flies gather

    • @charlesasmith7836
      @charlesasmith7836 Месяц назад +3

      Yes 😂

    • @bobicus
      @bobicus Месяц назад +2

      reminds me of when that Fly kept buzzing Hilary during the debate lol

    • @Sibl3o
      @Sibl3o Месяц назад

      @@bobicus everyone stinks sometimes.

    • @bobicus
      @bobicus Месяц назад

      @@Sibl3o and some are inhuman demons

    • @genevawhite3178
      @genevawhite3178 Месяц назад

      So true.

  • @karenleonard1701
    @karenleonard1701 Месяц назад +27

    What the hell is trump talking about?

    • @allgoodinselsareunalive
      @allgoodinselsareunalive Месяц назад +3

      honestly this is one of the few times my ADHD/Autism can’t figure out what he was even TRYING to say. I even figured out what “POMERANTZ” meant the night Seth and the writers were baffled (it was oddly timed even for him)

  • @angrydoggy9170
    @angrydoggy9170 Месяц назад +54

    If Trump was actually worth something, Melania would hire a hitman herself. But she knows there’s only depth to inherit. He’s only worth something as long as he can keep grifting.

    • @bubblesezblonde
      @bubblesezblonde Месяц назад +11

      Excellent observation per their net worth as both business and marriage.

    • @glennthompson1971
      @glennthompson1971 Месяц назад

      not really. if trump is reelected, he’ll become a dictator and become worth hundreds of billions. otherwise he gets locked up, and she has everything she wants.

    • @johnogrady2418
      @johnogrady2418 Месяц назад +1

      @@bubblesezblonde
      She's gonna ride him to the end, unless he goes bankrupt...

    • @KingOfAllJackals
      @KingOfAllJackals Месяц назад

      @@johnogrady2418she and her lawyers have a whole flowchart built out (with paperwork ready to go) for a bunch of contingencies. Election. Fraud sentencing. GA and Federal cases. If and , then file. Hell, there’s probably things on there we don’t even know about. Also, if she’s smart she let him know there’s a VERY damaging tape in six different safety deposit boxes if something happens to her.

  • @thehellyousay
    @thehellyousay Месяц назад +80

    melania: "missed? again?? dammit!"

    • @Preston_TheDragon
      @Preston_TheDragon Месяц назад +4

      I really think it's her paying these crazies😂😂😂

    • @mikelayton3810
      @mikelayton3810 Месяц назад +5

      @@Preston_TheDragon Most likely trump and his goons.

  • @sherinameless1618
    @sherinameless1618 Месяц назад +13

    "Be afraid. Be very afraid."
    -- Tagline from the movie "The Fly".
    Also the theme of Trump's rally featuring a fly.

  • @SantaCruz007
    @SantaCruz007 Месяц назад +41

    Maybe the flies like the poo poo smell.

  • @marciadryburgh8285
    @marciadryburgh8285 Месяц назад +47

    Good grief he is totally off the mental grid 🤔😱

  • @titichartay7216
    @titichartay7216 Месяц назад +31

    We all know why flies are attracted to Trump - there is only so much crap Depends can handle - top & bottom.

  • @daveroche6522
    @daveroche6522 Месяц назад +30

    So skittish mouse Pence DID train his pet fly after all? Sweet!

    • @hughkevins
      @hughkevins Месяц назад +1

      Funny, the vice poodle didn't get eaten when he was in Ohio!

  • @Rebel_AF
    @Rebel_AF Месяц назад +307

    Trump sounds like Grandpa Simpson yelling at the bushes again 😂😂😂

    • @oscargr_
      @oscargr_ Месяц назад +35

      Not the Bushes, the Obamas.😂

    • @smiller2044
      @smiller2044 Месяц назад +9

      😁😄😆

    • @mikelayton3810
      @mikelayton3810 Месяц назад

      Grandpa Simpson was never Evil, trump is Evil

    • @dickweedstarchild
      @dickweedstarchild Месяц назад +6

      ​@@oscargr_😂 clever!

    • @seeleunit2000
      @seeleunit2000 Месяц назад +14

      Hey, now that's insulting towards Abe Simpson. He actually worked for a living and served in the military.

  • @Tracy81258
    @Tracy81258 Месяц назад +144

    Poor Donnie, first a scratched ear and then an interrupted golf game. As JD Vance said though, it’s just a sad fact of life in America and we should all get over it and move on.

    • @johnwright9372
      @johnwright9372 Месяц назад +10

      I cannot remember an assassination attempt by a democrat in post WWII American history. Am I correct?

    • @shitluck78d19
      @shitluck78d19 Месяц назад

      ​@@johnwright9372JFK

    • @dahn57
      @dahn57 Месяц назад +15

      Not a mark on his ear though.
      Isn't modern medicine great? 😛

    • @youtubewatcher2
      @youtubewatcher2 Месяц назад

      @@johnwright9372 by or on? Since the end of the 60s/70s underground movements there haven't been politically motivated assassination attempts on presidents though mass killings involving children (McVeigh) . A number of thwarted in the planning efforts though. Leaving aside foreign terrorist attacks in this comment.

    • @Justice4Bob
      @Justice4Bob Месяц назад +8

      I sent farts and prayers, but I was all out of prayers

  • @paulamspodavis1069
    @paulamspodavis1069 Месяц назад +37

    When was the last time you saw a MOSQUITO RUN AROUND???

    • @allgoodinselsareunalive
      @allgoodinselsareunalive Месяц назад +5

      I was born and raised in New Orleans…. you can grab their legs and hitch a ride, but I have never seen them run.

    • @debrahelmlinger6256
      @debrahelmlinger6256 Месяц назад +3

      And in the Florida Keys in the 1950's they so big you had to carry a baseball bat if you went outside after dark

    • @ArtyFactual_Intelligence
      @ArtyFactual_Intelligence Месяц назад

      @@debrahelmlinger6256 What was their diet back in those days? Or was that when America was Great previously ?

  • @thehellyousay
    @thehellyousay Месяц назад +64

    i commend your restraint when dealing with the joke possibilities available to you and your writers about a man known to be incontinent, and his travails with flies ...

    • @bubblesezblonde
      @bubblesezblonde Месяц назад +18

      I don't ....no quarter for tyrants.

    • @KingOfAllJackals
      @KingOfAllJackals Месяц назад +1

      The METS WERE PLAYING….gosh!

    • @thehellyousay
      @thehellyousay Месяц назад

      @@bubblesezblonde i was commending the mr. meyer's restraint. it's always good to see discipline and self-control in youngsters. i'm still waiting for someone to tell trump to "SHADDUP YA BUM!". i think i'll be waiting for a while yet.

  • @debradavis943
    @debradavis943 Месяц назад +13

    Starting dates for in person early voting:
    Sep 20: Minnesota, South Dakota, Virginia
    Sep 26: Illinois
    Oct 1: Vermont
    Oct 7: California, Montana, Nebraska
    Oct 8: Indiana, New Mexico, Ohio, Wyoming
    Oct 9: Arizona
    Oct 14: Virgin Islands
    Oct 15: Georgia
    Oct 16: Iowa, Kansas, Rhode Island, Tennessee
    Oct 17: North Carolina
    Oct 18: Louisiana, Washington
    Oct 19: Massachusetts, Nevada
    Oct 21: Alaska, Arkansas, Colorado, Connecticut
    Oct 21: Idaho, South Carolina, Texas
    Oct 22: Hawaii, Missouri, Utah, Wisconsin
    Oct 23: West Virginia
    Oct 24: Maryland
    Oct 25: Delaware
    Oct 26: Florida, Michigan, New Jersey, New York
    Oct 28: DC
    Oct 30: Oklahoma
    Oct 31: Kentucky
    No in person early voting in AL, MS, NH.
    In person early voting varies in ME, ND, OR, PA.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Месяц назад +58

    Voicemail: "Mr. Kennedy, this is your doctor. We found another brain worm..."

    • @Ian-mj4pt
      @Ian-mj4pt Месяц назад +5

      And it's got loads of friends 😅😅😅

    • @mikeskoog6689
      @mikeskoog6689 Месяц назад

      I doubt it. There’s no brain left for them to eat.

    • @duvessa2003
      @duvessa2003 Месяц назад +3

      Only this time it’s in Trump’s brain.

  • @rosemariebredahl9519
    @rosemariebredahl9519 Месяц назад +88

    Bleach Blonde Bad Built BEACH Body?

  • @ltlt3477
    @ltlt3477 Месяц назад +1

    One of the funniest segments ive watched this year. Awesome Seth

  • @marciadryburgh8285
    @marciadryburgh8285 Месяц назад +16

    Flys are attracted to certain smells , like cow patties !!!

  • @mr.pringle8466
    @mr.pringle8466 Месяц назад +28

    If Trump heard he (even kiddingly) was given an endorsement, would 100% give a shout out to hustler and swank at the next rally, while pretending to not know who they are.. "I don't KNOw them but they like Trump, I mean I do hustle and I do look swanky... I mean have you seen my bod..?

    • @johnogrady2418
      @johnogrady2418 Месяц назад

      Trump is his own worst enemy.
      He could cost himself his own election.

  • @howardjessica7704
    @howardjessica7704 Месяц назад +22

    tRump always, always, has flies around him, everywhere he goes.

  • @HistoryonYouTube
    @HistoryonYouTube Месяц назад +12

    Don't stop watching when we hear that we were going for a closer look at Trump's body! You don't get to see it! Anyway, we all know what attracts flies .....

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Месяц назад +5

    As soon as Melania heard, she was glad she had an alibi.

  • @CherylMckoyTheMckoyChronicles
    @CherylMckoyTheMckoyChronicles Месяц назад

    Thank you Seth!

  • @mitchellcastillo2858
    @mitchellcastillo2858 Месяц назад +11

    Wouldnt the flies be attracted to the dirty diapers?

  • @joanbischoff5972
    @joanbischoff5972 Месяц назад

    Just brilliant tonight !

  • @ginny1439
    @ginny1439 Месяц назад +18

    I can’t imagine waiting in line to go watch him babble for 3 hours Some leave because the can’t sit down It’s like torture.

    • @ingridakerblom7577
      @ingridakerblom7577 Месяц назад +1

      Do they pay for entry?

    • @youtubewatcher2
      @youtubewatcher2 Месяц назад +1

      In most cases he winds up between 90 minutes and two hours. Losing steam in his old age.

    • @youtubewatcher2
      @youtubewatcher2 Месяц назад +2

      @@ingridakerblom7577 with brain cells and a piece of their souls

  • @SaintBenard
    @SaintBenard Месяц назад +11

    No way Hustler would ever endorse Trump.

    • @youtubewatcher2
      @youtubewatcher2 Месяц назад +1

      JD has the Furniture Today endorsemnt though

    • @topaz7762
      @topaz7762 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@youtubewatcher2😂😂

  • @JohnSmith-ps7wp
    @JohnSmith-ps7wp Месяц назад +6

    Hustler magazine would never endorse Trump

  • @mauricebethel8563
    @mauricebethel8563 Месяц назад

    Love you, Seth Meyers!💙

  • @craigkennett6226
    @craigkennett6226 Месяц назад +5

    Oh WOW that joke about Trump probably having another kid after Barron is the funniest Trump joke of all time and there have been many. I almost fell out of my chair😅

  • @charliebozzo9948
    @charliebozzo9948 Месяц назад +8

    Flies mean its time to change the diaper- donOld!

  • @LoPhatKao
    @LoPhatKao Месяц назад +7

    "Stop missing!" - Melania probably

  • @wjmcd703
    @wjmcd703 Месяц назад +1

    Seth's monologue jokes were fantastic

  • @Coastfog
    @Coastfog Месяц назад +3

    Bro, if there's anything I hate about mosquitos, it's how they just run around.

  • @eastcoastla612
    @eastcoastla612 Месяц назад

    Love the “weave” of those jokes Seth & team!

  • @matchsticks4
    @matchsticks4 Месяц назад +7

    He still has Hershel Walker 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @allgoodinselsareunalive
      @allgoodinselsareunalive Месяц назад +2

      maaan that joke about the Bama Georgia game he appeared at (earlier on the ABC night show) where trump asked the Georgia coach to “find eight more points” so they could win 😂😂😂

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 Месяц назад +1

      unless the vampires and werewolves get him.

  • @UnleashthePhury
    @UnleashthePhury Месяц назад +2

    Norm would’ve been proud of that OJ joke

  • @kazibbo6728
    @kazibbo6728 Месяц назад +8

    Trump overdid the hair toner but the result is a rather lovely shade of lilac. More evidence of Loomer's influence.

  • @DirtySwagger
    @DirtySwagger Месяц назад +2

    Did you channel Norm MacDonald for that OJ joke? Well done either way.....

  • @tim_peaky
    @tim_peaky Месяц назад +15

    Flies are attract to 💩

  • @druidictroy1157
    @druidictroy1157 Месяц назад +13

    I have to take issue with the joke about trump being endorsed by Swank, Hustler and Barely Legal. I personally think it would have been Larry Flint's sworn goal to take down trump in as many different ways as he could possibly conjure!!

  • @fairdinkum977
    @fairdinkum977 Месяц назад +6

    Something tells me trump doesn't understand how much the police hate paperwork.😂

  • @beowulf4201
    @beowulf4201 Месяц назад

    The fly sound and the slide back was insane. Replay that part 1000000000000000000 times 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Месяц назад +50

    It's never "too soon" for jokes about O.J's death.

    • @2010bigfathen
      @2010bigfathen Месяц назад +2

      My fav Norm Macdonald would be so proud! Mis you Norm RIP

    • @topogigio7031
      @topogigio7031 Месяц назад

      Liberals need to take the kid gloves off. These GOP are literal rapists, but at the debates we argue who's worse?

    • @plaidpanda
      @plaidpanda Месяц назад

      ​@@2010bigfathenI miss him, too! Funny, funny man. If you haven't seen when he was on Letterman with Carrot Top, go find it!

  • @robertnelson4460
    @robertnelson4460 Месяц назад +1

    Seth Meyers pulling out the Norm MacDonald jokes. And he delivered it deadpan and correct.

  • @daveroche6522
    @daveroche6522 Месяц назад +31

    So he's gone from obsessing about "all these big generals... to "A LOT OF MUSCLE"? Gay much, DOH-nald?

    • @allgoodinselsareunalive
      @allgoodinselsareunalive Месяц назад +4

      they’re all on that trip, it would be funny if they weren’t so dangerous

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 Месяц назад +1

      im gonna start calling him Puffy.

    • @lauramonaghan1383
      @lauramonaghan1383 Месяц назад +1

      Word. That's id thot when herd-"?gay.much?"

  • @jaydubya4349
    @jaydubya4349 Месяц назад +11

    I wonder what would attract the fly to Trump? Depends....

  • @user-pt1cz4ot1e
    @user-pt1cz4ot1e Месяц назад +10

    This is the best way to wake up on My Birthday!! 🥳 The only way I can tolerate talk about the orange one.

  • @bobnicholson8177
    @bobnicholson8177 Месяц назад

    So many people to skewer, and Seth does it so well to all of them! 😂

  • @alphajava761
    @alphajava761 Месяц назад +3

    The O.J. joke was nod to Norm Macdonald. 😂

    • @KingOfAllJackals
      @KingOfAllJackals Месяц назад +1

      I’d like to think Norm visits hell every once and awhile to tell OJ some jokes and then goes on his merry way.

  • @vintagelady1
    @vintagelady1 Месяц назад

    Love ya, Seth!

  • @prlifter393
    @prlifter393 Месяц назад +17

    God DAMN, HE"S CRAZY!!!

    • @mikelayton3810
      @mikelayton3810 Месяц назад

      More important trump is evil and dangerous.

  • @Preston_TheDragon
    @Preston_TheDragon Месяц назад +2

    9:47 that's my new line " you got a weak face"😂😂😂

  • @stefanschleps8758
    @stefanschleps8758 Месяц назад +6

    It's not like speed freaks on three day benders hallucinate seeing bugs.....oh damn?! You don't think Trump?

  • @whitehole2102
    @whitehole2102 Месяц назад +1

    Happy for Sal and the crew that the Mets are in the playoffs!🎉

  • @Pmrace1960
    @Pmrace1960 Месяц назад +9

    Thought Melania was going to admit she hired the gunman

  • @trishabloomer9987
    @trishabloomer9987 Месяц назад

    Brilliant

  • @lorischwab6259
    @lorischwab6259 Месяц назад +10

    Trump had a fly up there, because he's been wearing the same suit for 8 years!

    • @youtubewatcher2
      @youtubewatcher2 Месяц назад

      @@lorischwab6259 no he cuts them up as the extra goodie in his grift merch

  • @flashfocusbruh5144
    @flashfocusbruh5144 Месяц назад

    Weekend Update with Seth Meyers 🙌

  • @MrDanieloneill
    @MrDanieloneill Месяц назад +3

    RIP Norm Macdonald.

  • @NealZoromski
    @NealZoromski Месяц назад +2

    Call the insane asylum for a pick up

  • @chriscaseyg9362
    @chriscaseyg9362 Месяц назад +7

    The flies are more likely because of a full diaper. lol

  • @JoMama-q3e
    @JoMama-q3e 29 дней назад

    Graphics for the Win with the fly holding a mic! Brilliant

  • @ambers.2067
    @ambers.2067 Месяц назад +3

    Ruth sent the fly!

  • @hepcatliz
    @hepcatliz Месяц назад +1

    that OJ joke didn't get near enough love 😂😂😂

  • @williamjones7163
    @williamjones7163 Месяц назад +18

    Yeah, Trump, a 78 year old man who doesn't exercise, thinks he has a better body than an 81 year old man who rides bicycles. Let's ask Stormy Daniels how good his body was, 15 years ago. It has to have been better than today.

    • @topogigio7031
      @topogigio7031 Месяц назад +11

      Biden wasn't afraid to go shirtless this Summer. We've got the receipts. Yea, he's got that body you see on the 80 year olds still doing 5k races.

    • @ingridakerblom7577
      @ingridakerblom7577 Месяц назад

      That's a narcissist for you.. they live in their own reality completely. A made up world based on what feels more comfortable for them. They start to tell their made up scenario over & over again - bcs that makes it true, when THEY say so....
      The negative consequences that follows when they ignore reality, they will immediately dump on someone else. Bcs they will ignore the consequences & by that they "spill" it on to someone close to them.. they will actively blame (if reminded or asked about it) someone else for it.. and if the scapegoat tries to stand up for him/herself there will be a punishment from the narc.. bca now you been disloyal & there is nothing worse to a narc..
      They have no morals or loyalty, so no one is safe to be thrown to the wolves. If the narc sees a way out, they will sacrifice anyone for it - even their own children...
      Bcs everyone else is just a tool for them, nothing else. And when someone is done being useful = too difficult to the narc, saying no, they will move on to the next....

    • @mandyware7906
      @mandyware7906 Месяц назад +1

      eeerm nope

    • @susankoch4523
      @susankoch4523 Месяц назад +1

      Ewwwww

    • @bobicus
      @bobicus Месяц назад +1

      @@topogigio7031 read your comment then look in the mirror and say why i am like this?

  • @joycediggs4617
    @joycediggs4617 Месяц назад +2

    Flies are always attracted to garbage! 😅

  • @hendralesmono9529
    @hendralesmono9529 Месяц назад +6

    Flies attracted to garbage

  • @dm-31024
    @dm-31024 Месяц назад +1

    The fly bit is very funny- including your sleek ninja fly swatting instead of his weird flapping. Also the pneumonic device of which states have flies👍

  • @ronnieong1981
    @ronnieong1981 Месяц назад +3

    There are no fly's in Alaska most of the year

  • @theoriginal1971
    @theoriginal1971 Месяц назад +1

    I feel like the OJ and "trump wanting more kids" jokes are by Scollins 😂

  • @cat64126
    @cat64126 Месяц назад +3

    I didn't think trump could surprise me any more, but bragging about his beach body...I threw up a little.

  • @serendipitouslytranscenden8843
    @serendipitouslytranscenden8843 Месяц назад +1

    I think Antartica has a lack of flies, go there Trump and stay there.

  • @olorin4317
    @olorin4317 Месяц назад +5

    Republicans will praise Trump for his restraint. He didn’t call Kamala the R word! Look how presidential he is. You know he wanted to say it sooo bad.

  • @jtpalooki7757
    @jtpalooki7757 Месяц назад +2

    “I don’t like flies!”….. but flies like 💩/you!

  • @shonblackwell860
    @shonblackwell860 Месяц назад +9

    I heard Dana Carvey say that there's a lot a good trump impersonations on his podcast with David Spade. I hate to disagree, but there's only two, Seth Myers and Alec Baldwin. The rest are just surface.
    Disclaimer, Dana's Biden was fantastic.

    • @youtubewatcher2
      @youtubewatcher2 Месяц назад +2

      John Demenico has 10 years of experience and the cadence perfect.

    • @KingOfAllJackals
      @KingOfAllJackals Месяц назад

      Jamie Fox’s is supernatural. Unnervingly good. Seth has the unfair advantage that he’s been to impressions camp.

  • @richardgreen3081
    @richardgreen3081 Месяц назад +5

    Flies always follows 💩, he should have checked his diaper!