Funny! 😂😂😂 HOW (NOT) TO READ MUSIC (All Classical Music Explained) - Rainer Hersch

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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2024

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  • @isanwillems2300
    @isanwillems2300 4 года назад +103

    I WANT MORE!!!!!!
    No serously, this is fun content. Pls make more?

  • @FQuintanaMarrero
    @FQuintanaMarrero 4 года назад +53

    I just love your sense of humor. A fantastic approach to classical music.

  • @sepjansen1245
    @sepjansen1245 4 года назад +60

    Finally some decent music.

  • @annhinchliffe8314
    @annhinchliffe8314 4 года назад +34

    Mr Hersch, I'm sure your school reports never said 'Lacks imagination'; yet there are more interesting uses for a recorder than to drop down the Grand Canyon. Good for: stirring paint (the fipple gets into those awkward corners), splinting broken limbs (sop for chihuahua, tenor for Great Dane, bass for elephant's trunk), birthday cake for dieters (tiny candles fit in holes and No Calories) and loo-roll holder for your posh butler's bathroom. Thanks for delightful video.

    • @RainerHerschYouTube
      @RainerHerschYouTube  4 года назад +12

      Ha ha ha. All those suggestions are going in the next one. Thanks for watching.

    • @annhinchliffe8314
      @annhinchliffe8314 4 года назад +1

      @@RainerHerschRUclips Golly, what an honour!

  • @atsukorichards1675
    @atsukorichards1675 4 года назад +13

    In Japan, we used to have an instrument called a pianica, which looked like a small keyboard with a plastic tube on one end to blow in to make sounds, in the early primary school years. Then we moved to the recorders. (The soprano recorders for the elementary school, and the alto ones for the middle schools.) 15 years ago or so, my kids learned only the recorders in their music lessons, not the pianica, so they must have stopped using it. But recently I found an astonishing concert video of kindergarten students playing African Symphony with pianicas on You-Tube. So we still have the pianica playing in Japan...

  • @readytogo6569
    @readytogo6569 4 года назад +11

    Thanks for giving us such a humorous look at reading music!

  • @JeffFrmJoisey
    @JeffFrmJoisey 4 года назад +1

    The recorder they made us buy for 4th grade music class in NJ, USA, was called a "Flutophone."

  • @timothyjohnson5699
    @timothyjohnson5699 4 года назад +27

    2:32 I simply MUST have this be the face to look at me whenever I start up the computer.

  • @anikaseifert3459
    @anikaseifert3459 4 года назад +46

    He should make a collaboration with 2setviolin!

  • @denzelmusic4297
    @denzelmusic4297 Год назад +2

    "If you see a lot of lines, but no stuff, that generally means you are drunk"
    Musicians playing John Cage 4'33": 🍺😵🍻🥴😪🥃

  • @allonszenfantsjones
    @allonszenfantsjones 4 года назад +1

    Toneflute fifth grade here. Circa 1959. Still have it, complete with bite marks from when I got bored.

  • @rww549
    @rww549 4 года назад +1

    I haven't played much music since the high school band so many years go, but I remember getting the same joy from playing a well practiced piece back then as I do from watching your videos today. A different type satisfaction, of course, but just as enjoyable and fun, all the same

  • @Clases3d
    @Clases3d 4 года назад +1

    is great to see you around here! entertaining and teaching!

  • @markhodgkinson7299
    @markhodgkinson7299 4 года назад +4

    the one I remember from school is 'Every Green Bus Drives Fast'

  • @azzaKaiapoi
    @azzaKaiapoi 4 года назад +1

    Absolutely loved the radio series. Fantastic!

  • @wombat.6652
    @wombat.6652 4 года назад +1

    THANK YOU!! Lovely to just watch, and remarkably encouraging for a mature age woman learning to play cello.

  • @williamjones4483
    @williamjones4483 4 года назад +2

    I had learned to play the cornet in high school and I have long since forgotten the connection of this phrase, but the band teacher had us learn FCGDA aka Fuss, Cuss, Growl, Don't Argue. I have also forgotten how to play the cornet.

  • @kathyhester3066
    @kathyhester3066 4 года назад +3

    I have enjoyed your videos many time over; especially when you wee conducting an orchestra and a choir (Cannon in D w/various modern music). I am so glad that you have done another video! Love your style.

  • @curtisleblanc5897
    @curtisleblanc5897 4 года назад +4

    When you threw the recorder into a canyon I absolutely lost it. Your content just splits my sides, so would you mind helping me pay the hospital bill? XD

  • @hsbvt
    @hsbvt 4 года назад +2

    I did a zoom meeting with my 2nd-grade recorders this morning and we reviewed everything. That went well...

  • @paul_usher
    @paul_usher 4 года назад +1

    I discovered my wife’s recorder the other day, I had a ball playing classics like Advanced Australia Fair, Wooden Heart, Happy Birthday :) made a change from playing the Tuba :)

  • @richiegv1
    @richiegv1 4 года назад +3

    You should upload more often. Truly a fun way to enjoy classical.

  • @DMariaWoods
    @DMariaWoods 4 года назад +3

    Five lines and four spaces. I learned that Every Good Boy Does Fine and FACE.

  • @gpdewitt
    @gpdewitt 4 года назад +6

    At this rate, you should be up to, say, "Twinkle Twinkle, Little Star" by maybe October. Great fun.

  • @CmdrJosh-zj2yv
    @CmdrJosh-zj2yv 4 года назад +8

    The musik was so good, that i blacked out, and when i woke up, someone strapped a white jaket on me,and I couldn't move,and I found myself in a small white fluffy room.

  • @augenenanning334
    @augenenanning334 4 года назад +1

    There are beautiful recorder players and many different kinds of recorders. Shocked that you would be insulting to other musicians.

  • @euphinism1
    @euphinism1 4 года назад +3

    Great! After watching the Brit recorder episode, I was worried that the Grand Canyon might fill up with the things... ;-)

  • @M.S.M.111
    @M.S.M.111 4 года назад +2

    "Take five" is a very nice piece of music history❤🎼🎵🎶

  • @mirjana108
    @mirjana108 3 года назад

    Most hellerius and joyfull expiriance THANK YOU

  • @boneistt
    @boneistt 4 года назад +1

    Good boys don’t feel angry
    Every good boy deserves favour
    All cows eat grass
    FACE
    Are the ones I learnt. I never really used them, though; my (pianist) mum got me to write the names of notes based on many, many individual examples!
    However, my favourite music related mnemonics are these for flats and sharps:
    Battle ends and down goes Charles’ father
    Father Charles goes down and ends battle.
    They’re the same words in opposite directions! Also very handy when you’re facing a piece with 6 flats or sharps! 😱

  • @perolovson1715
    @perolovson1715 4 года назад +1

    You are nuts! Keep up the good work! Love it!

  • @NoCopyrightMusic-pn2hf
    @NoCopyrightMusic-pn2hf 4 года назад +1

    very inspirational and rejuvenating

  • @lancer525
    @lancer525 4 года назад +1

    This guy is an absolute genius.

  • @timothyjohnson5699
    @timothyjohnson5699 4 года назад +2

    Absolutely superb, my dear chap.

  • @newgeorge
    @newgeorge 4 года назад +1

    Hilarious. Good to see you are using your lockdown time wisely Rainer.

  • @J311-c2i
    @J311-c2i 4 года назад +1

    I love learning about Music! Please keep making videos and your’re quite funny

  • @shirleyhare6177
    @shirleyhare6177 4 года назад +2

    I love this man and his humour, Australian

  • @gugi407
    @gugi407 4 года назад +1

    oh come on! it's possible to make beautiful music with a recorder! 🤣 😂

  • @daviydviljoen9318
    @daviydviljoen9318 4 года назад +3

    Actually, Lucie Horsch does a great job of making the recorder sound awesome... And I play alto recorder in F...

  • @RuthOkeabia
    @RuthOkeabia Год назад

    I loved it! For the Treble Cleff lines it was Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge and the other one was Every Good Bear Deserves Fish. Space would be FACE. Bass Cleff spaces would be All Cows Eat Grass. Nothing for the lines in the Bass Cleff. But the D line would be called Diddle D In The Middle.

    • @slots1407
      @slots1407 Год назад

      I use Good Bass Definitely Feels Awesome for the bass clef!

  • @billborrowed3939
    @billborrowed3939 4 года назад +12

    I wonder if the take five thing actually is true and it‘s the original recording.
    Edit: forget it, I looked it up. It just took two takes.

  • @dancingfiddlemshea
    @dancingfiddlemshea 4 года назад +4

    I need this today.

  • @lancelot1953
    @lancelot1953 Год назад

    Hi, I do not know what type of medication or drug Mr. Hersch is on but I want some or I know a few people that should take some. He is great, this is what any child (or psychiatric patient) need to be introduced to music theory. Thank you for such "education", I feel much better already, Ciao, L (USA)

  • @shelleyburn5110
    @shelleyburn5110 4 года назад

    I love take five. I play it on the recorder all the time

  • @clarestubbs9303
    @clarestubbs9303 3 года назад

    Hilarious! Takes me back to piano lessons at Primary School!! :D

  • @TheNeicey78
    @TheNeicey78 4 года назад +2

    We have tickets to see him in November, hopefully the current chaos will be over.

  • @torbennielsen7529
    @torbennielsen7529 4 года назад +6

    Thanks to the beer virus i cant get my ears fixed after hearing the ehm... wonderful music

  • @georgecortes6139
    @georgecortes6139 4 года назад +5

    "Everything George Bush Freaked me out" 😂😂 ima save that for later

  • @CristiNeagu
    @CristiNeagu 4 года назад +7

    "Everything George Bush Did Freaked me out"... I shall remember that one...

  • @naturgrel
    @naturgrel 4 года назад

    MORE VIDEOS! LOVE THEM! Wish I was in the UK.

  • @EmeraldPixelGamingEPG
    @EmeraldPixelGamingEPG 4 года назад

    Fantastic, gives classical music a banterous twist Lol

  • @SoloPilot6
    @SoloPilot6 4 года назад

    Recorders make crummy tent pegs, but at least you won't worry about pulling them back up when band camp is over.

  • @WoodymC
    @WoodymC 4 года назад +1

    _"See, that's 2/4. Beeeeeee...."_ -- I just *love* British humor.

  • @35milesoflead
    @35milesoflead 4 года назад +7

    That's my new mnemonic everything George Bush Did Freaked me out!

  • @lamapel
    @lamapel 4 года назад +2

    I play an Instrument since I´m 4 years old.... i laughed harder at this than I should xD

  • @aronasmundurjonasson3175
    @aronasmundurjonasson3175 4 года назад +1

    My music theory teacher once had a student who came from the Balkans, and he was excellent at playing 5/4 or 7/8 music, but had troubles reading binary and ternary music. So I guess that instead of haying a "Take 5" song they have a "take 4" or "take 6" one down there.

  • @Nico27901
    @Nico27901 4 года назад +1

    Every good boy does fine

  • @loochistaya
    @loochistaya 4 года назад +1

    Thank you! It made my day)

  • @ubaldobiffaro7147
    @ubaldobiffaro7147 4 года назад +1

    La musica iniziale è molto bella!!!

  • @gingercupcakesweeets4654
    @gingercupcakesweeets4654 3 года назад

    Germany:
    -Geh du altes Ekel hol Fische
    -Go you old odiousperson get fish
    -Fritz bringt Esther Astern des Gesangsvereins
    -Fritz brings Esther(oldfashond name) fromthe choralsociety
    ♡♡♡

  • @mrgreyman3358
    @mrgreyman3358 4 года назад +2

    finally someone who looks at music as badly as I do.

  • @diechaoshueterin3186
    @diechaoshueterin3186 4 года назад

    Omg that's brilliant.

  • @JacksonHollo
    @JacksonHollo 4 года назад

    3:39 no silly, my heart beats in 97/2 at 420 BPM

  • @nitetrane98
    @nitetrane98 4 года назад +1

    They called them Tonettes when I was a lad.

  • @BlitzkriegBryce
    @BlitzkriegBryce 4 года назад +28

    For me it wasn’t God Save the Queen....

  • @sven5206
    @sven5206 4 года назад

    Please more lessons 😄

  • @kikobando5550
    @kikobando5550 4 года назад

    Lines - Ernie Grover Bert Does Frog / Space - Frog Abby Count Elmo

  • @pgcsec
    @pgcsec Год назад

    Every good boy deserves French. So wish I could read music. Two of my children could though 🙂

  • @SplittingProductions
    @SplittingProductions 4 года назад

    I learned it as "Every Good Boy Does Fine."

  • @j.h.pretorius4180
    @j.h.pretorius4180 4 года назад

    In my home language it is:
    Elke
    Goeie
    Boer
    Drink
    Fanta
    Meaning:
    Every
    Good
    Farmer
    Drinks
    Fanta
    (Fanta is a popular carbonated beverage)

  • @eugeneshealthproject
    @eugeneshealthproject 4 года назад +1

    Why do you turn off some of the comments sections. I never liked classical music but the way he does it it is so cool that I love it.

  • @carlostenorio9892
    @carlostenorio9892 4 года назад

    When COVID is over please do a show in Albuquerque New Mexico

  • @edizdemirci1475
    @edizdemirci1475 4 года назад +2

    I didnt know that you were a comedian

  • @williamkennedy6665
    @williamkennedy6665 4 года назад +2

    Empty Garbage Before Dad Freaks

    • @wombat.6652
      @wombat.6652 4 года назад

      That is beautiful thank you william

  • @tlalicetears649
    @tlalicetears649 4 года назад

    You look a bit like Schumacher. 🤣 Fun stuff sir, keep it up!

  • @margaretjiantonio939
    @margaretjiantonio939 2 года назад

    I know exactly where you can stick that recorder.

  • @euphinism1
    @euphinism1 4 года назад +1

    Nooooo! Don't litter in the Grand Canyon!

  • @cleodello
    @cleodello 4 года назад

    I play Euphonium, so in high school I learned bass clef. I was also really into Harry Potter (SPOILER) at that time:
    George's
    Broom
    Drove
    Fred
    Away
    Little did I know it was foreshadowing. 😬

  • @WatchOnYT
    @WatchOnYT 4 года назад +2

    r/lingling40hrs

  • @kessler5902
    @kessler5902 4 года назад +1

    Unless you're a violist like me, then the mnemonic was:
    F - ollowing
    A - lto
    C - lefs,
    E - veryone
    G - roans.
    Or the less polite:
    F - uck
    A- lto
    C- clefs,
    E - at
    G - arbage.
    But I may have had a shit teacher who just really hated us.

  • @megancat870
    @megancat870 4 года назад

    Cheers, as a folk enthusiast, mostly anaemic to classical music (as it's too posh!) is there any chance of explaining why classical music always nicks folk music, and how they change the time signatures? An example would be o'carolans concerto, and all the works of classical music I can think of but have no idea what they are called! Can an orchestra play 8/5 jig time signitures?

  • @timobatana6705
    @timobatana6705 4 года назад +1

    So there is a man over the pond just as crazy as i am. I hope we never meet. The world is simply not ready

  • @CheeseTruffles
    @CheeseTruffles 4 года назад +1

    1:36 This gave me instant anxiety

  • @jimmyyu2184
    @jimmyyu2184 4 года назад

    You should only use 2/2 when composing military retreating music... =)))

  • @ninjafruit816
    @ninjafruit816 4 года назад

    Expelled gynaecologist blames diaphragm fiaso... Finally a new password to replace correct battery horse staple.

  • @SnowySpiritRuby
    @SnowySpiritRuby 4 года назад

    Every Good Band Deserves Fudge... and a better use for recorders than squeaking like crazy because the recorder your parents bought you was the cheapest one they could find? Get a decent one from the start, and (if in the U.S. - don't know if there's an equivalent in other countries) join your local chapter of the American Recorder Society (check out Ascanio Trombetti's "Diligam Te Domine" performed by Royal Wind Music on youtube).

  • @SheaFerronOfficial.
    @SheaFerronOfficial. 4 года назад

    Bass clef lines, I love Gangstas Buy Drugs From Asda

  • @jennigoldsworthy1136
    @jennigoldsworthy1136 4 года назад

    Every Green Bogey Deserves Flicking

  • @gvndual84
    @gvndual84 4 года назад

    Very humorous, save for one about George Bush to which I say, bite me. But I still love your videos anyway. But seriously, bite me.

  • @barbarafuglein3918
    @barbarafuglein3918 11 месяцев назад

    Superlustig erklärt! Obendrein sehr lehrreich!😊 Trotzdem kann ich nicht alles.....

  • @euphinism1
    @euphinism1 4 года назад +1

    Don Ellis used many different time signatures...and didn't lose it...

    • @RainerHerschYouTube
      @RainerHerschYouTube  4 года назад

      Actually, I don't think he even thought of it like that.

    • @euphinism1
      @euphinism1 4 года назад

      Possibly, but he did come from a public school musical education. I would assume that the meter signatures he used were new to him, at one time. I have all (nearly) of his albums, and there is a progression and a sort of evolution over his way-too-short career, that you can hear.

  • @lear1980
    @lear1980 4 года назад

    You mentioned the 2/4 human heart. What about the 4/4 Time Lord heart?

  • @nitetrane98
    @nitetrane98 4 года назад

    Every good boy does fine. Great big dogs fight animals. F A C E All cars eat gas. RIP Mrs Rowan.

  • @stuartchen365
    @stuartchen365 4 года назад

    Mr Rainer , I am uneducated. Just watched an excellent flashmob rendition of Ravels Bolero (and others, Ode To Joy etc) my question is do the players really need a conductor or do they just read the music script (score)? Surely a well tuned orchestra would be so well versed in the music they perform they should know the routine by heart (ear). As I say, I am uneducated but the question remains. Also, I seem to recall orchestras performing rock music and rock bands performing orchestral pieces, could you arrange?

    • @RainerHerschYouTube
      @RainerHerschYouTube  4 года назад

      Dear John Doe (!) No-one is uneducated. Just you have got yourself educated in other things. The basic answer to the question whether orchestras need a conductor lies in music notation. There is not enough information in the dots on the page to produce a satisfying result: tempo, balance, changes in tempo - it's all super vague. 'Allegro' = fast. But how fast? 'Forte' = loud. But how loud? Then, when anything changes (moves from a slow to fast, for example) this has to happen in the same way throughout the orchestra. Have you ever tried to get 80 people to agree on something? They can't. The conductor is the one who stands outside the group show by gestures how that should happen. As for the rock music - not my thing. Except for comedy purposes. All the best Jo Bloggs.

  • @maxmeszaros9527
    @maxmeszaros9527 4 года назад

    every good boy does fentanyl

  • @susansamata3696
    @susansamata3696 14 дней назад

    Eat Good Bread Dear Father.

  • @jessetingle9055
    @jessetingle9055 4 года назад +1

    Farting Always Causes Embarrassment

  • @kuui9717
    @kuui9717 4 года назад

    Ah yes, funny classical music man.

  • @kei6714
    @kei6714 4 года назад

    最高!

  • @nellieou
    @nellieou 4 года назад

    Elephants - Got - Big - Dirty - Feet!