ArmA falling apart at the seams could not stop this op from being so funny to me, so now you guys get it. Leave a like on the video or be disintegrated by divine skeleton magic.
@@tommy0con2 jesus that one was amazing, a singular knornate dreadnought i believe (maybe terminator armor? Havent seen it in a while) got the wackest and coolest bug ive ever seen in arma
I cannot get over the alternate POV at 11:59 for the Divine Skeleton Death Blast. It's the words being uttered then a SINGLE FRAME of pure light and their computer crashing
2:09 Love the idea of crashing your truck to escape the skeleton war, only to wake up in the staging area again and have a skeleton be like, "Hey man, welcome in. Yeah, it's skeleton wars all the way down."
But when you wake up you're fighting against the hell of another faith... Then another, then another. Till you run out of human religions, that's when you get into weird fucked up alien religions.
@@natetwehues2428 I'd like to think it is. Spending the afterlife fighting against literal EVIL INCARNATE alongside the souls of every warrior in human history sounds like my kind of afterlife.
1:54 There are no words in the languages of mankind that can sufficiently express the dread I felt at hearing the words "So you know dolphins, right?" Also, seeing a kettle helm mounting NVGs is making me feel emotions previously unknown to humanity XD Also, the Divine Skeleton Death Blast is the hardest I've laughed in fucking months XD
The presence of skeletons in medieval armour means one of two things: either you cannot leave the bone war and every time you die you just respawn, or those guys have survived this chaos for hundreds of years.
My dad passed away a few hours ago…and you still managed to get a little chuckle out of me. Thank you for making these videos to help pull us away from the horrifying realities some of us are going through at times.
As far we had seen the spell: DIVINE SKELETON DEATH BLAST aka Power Word: Crash Gaze of High Ping Pulse of Two Frames Frictionless Hellscape Newton's Shame Bone Chime of Destruction
Bones Malone, flanked by his skeleton crew: "DON'T YOU KNOW?! EVERY MOBSTER'S GOT A SKELETON IN THEIR CLOSET! RATTLE-EM, BOYS! GYEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!"
Was mid-vape when the words "Bone-zai" were cast to the world. On this day i almost joined the skeleton warriors choking on dew berry flavored vapors. I lived.
Turns around the corner and sees a hellish abomination of 7th circle of hell jogging around the castle like it owns it *Rubix has used 'common sense'. It was super effective!*
Jay i'm absolutly flabbergasted that you managed to get such an entertaining video from that carcrash of an OP. (Context for non Ignis members, after the first masscrash there where at any time at least 10 People trying to get back on the server just to crash back to desktop and try again.... i was one of those people as you can see in the video 8:32 .)
Holy shit I almost got sent into the skeleton wars, the constant client crashing + people crashing their vehicles for almost 5 continued minutes almost tore my soul from my heart by sheer force of pure laughter
This is what arma is all about for me, using the various mods to come up with madness rather than confirming to existing universes and their lore. Make your own lore
Am i allowed to say this isnt even the weirdest thing Jay and his crew have gotten up to Edited: i just finished the video and i take that back. This one is up there
This may sound like the ramblings of a mad man, But I had a strange dream last night. It came unbidden into my mind's eye, and foretold of a Helldivers Illuminate op. The harvesters caused much pain, and someone tried to melee one, but it tripped on a crater and exploded before he could.
Just realized that Divine skeleton death blast plays the music from "That time I got reincarnated as a slime" been thinking for a few hours about this. (The best part is I think that is the music from when the protagonist revives all his friends which is super ironic).
This was fun, thanks for sharing this one even if ARMA was falling apart at the seams. Me an my wife have been varying degrees of sick all week, so this was a nice treat.
I like how everyone else is wearing tactical gear and then suddenly at 9:45 there's a mf wearing PPE out of nowhere and i was not expecting that whatsoever LMAO 😂
That was some anime type shit like bro just said. My body may rot, but my soul is eternal. For those who try to take the drivers seat, I will show them the power of a bone warrior... Domain expansion... Divine Skeleton Death Blast
Thanks for making these videos. I always get a laugh or three out of your groups shenanigans. A lot of your scenarios are good creative inspirations, too. Thanks.
Nice little mini-arc: 7:33 Cypher’s tank runs over the necromancer 8:26 Toten finds Cypher’s tank with all crew dead inside, and takes it for himself 8:51 Toten’s tank begins sliding out of control I guess we know what happened to Cypher 😂
ArmA falling apart at the seams could not stop this op from being so funny to me, so now you guys get it. Leave a like on the video or be disintegrated by divine skeleton magic.
When is ArmA not coming apart at the seams?
Jay, did you acquire that giant orbital blast called "Divine Skeleton Death Blast" during your time as a fed?
What compelled you guys to become skellies
"I thought we were overdue for another incomprehensible torment nexus" mf you just posted the damn christmas episode 2 weeks ago!!
Btw, did you ever figure out why it was so bad?
“Stop casting your foulest spells on me”
“Nonsense, you are my most cursable skeleton”
I love it.
Damn Santa killing the Devil really caused a rift in Hell
Thats a sentence
Ain't no mf gonna catch mah main man Saint Nic lacking.
I knew this would happen
@@GameTavern2224 I'm glad to be alive to read such a quote
LORRRE
6:01 Finally a competitor for the MEGABOMB the DIVINE SKELETON DEATHBLAST !💀
Cyphers ultimate move: MEGABOMB
Rubix’s ultimate move: DIVINE SKELETON DEATH BLAST
Wonder what the next cataclysm will be?
@@stormlordeternal7663 Necromancer's ultimate move: Frictionless Hell Ultra
what about that mech that could target everyone on the ENTIRE MAP and wipe them out with missels?
@@tommy0con2 jesus that one was amazing, a singular knornate dreadnought i believe (maybe terminator armor? Havent seen it in a while) got the wackest and coolest bug ive ever seen in arma
Tumblr still thrives
I cannot get over the alternate POV at 11:59 for the Divine Skeleton Death Blast. It's the words being uttered then a SINGLE FRAME of pure light and their computer crashing
2:09 Love the idea of crashing your truck to escape the skeleton war, only to wake up in the staging area again and have a skeleton be like, "Hey man, welcome in. Yeah, it's skeleton wars all the way down."
But when you wake up you're fighting against the hell of another faith... Then another, then another. Till you run out of human religions, that's when you get into weird fucked up alien religions.
Your finally awake!
If your grave doesn’t say “Rest in Peace” you’re automatically drafted into the Skeleton War
-dril
If it does read "Rest in Peace" but you were a badass in life, you'll get a sweet enlistment sign-up bonus offer instead.
1:51 ‘So you know dolphins right?’
I felt my heart stop there ngl
Dolphins are foul creatures
Tbh there's a LOT of bad things he could say Dolphins did to him, so same
He's unaware of the amount of luck he used at the time of his death, I hope he doesn't somehow look at what happened to his body after his death.
10:46 Bone-zai... Now THAT is a skeleton pun I didn't see coming. Well played!
His deadpan delivery of it made it so much funnier.
Perfect moment that
This is ONE OF THE GREATEST IDEAS EVER. The fallen soldiers fighting against hell itself? Man I wish that was real
Who says it isn't?
Its like DnD Blood War
@@natetwehues2428 I'd like to think it is. Spending the afterlife fighting against literal EVIL INCARNATE alongside the souls of every warrior in human history sounds like my kind of afterlife.
It does sound rad as hell (pun intended); humanity becomes the wall that fights demonic incursions, which is why Earth doesn't get invaded by demons
I dont
THE GREAT DE-SYNC WAVE: The sequel
THE GREAT LEGO WAVE
1:54 There are no words in the languages of mankind that can sufficiently express the dread I felt at hearing the words "So you know dolphins, right?"
Also, seeing a kettle helm mounting NVGs is making me feel emotions previously unknown to humanity XD
Also, the Divine Skeleton Death Blast is the hardest I've laughed in fucking months XD
Honestly that's something entirely realistic to what dolphins would do
casts spell: Crashes 20ish people
good lord XD
also worth it for the sound effect
@@ctmarine9100nah dolphins would do worse
The presence of skeletons in medieval armour means one of two things: either you cannot leave the bone war and every time you die you just respawn, or those guys have survived this chaos for hundreds of years.
Those guy have prestige to max hundred times over.
But what about the skellies in high-viz and safety hats?
Ignis logistics crew. They showed up several years before the rest of ignis
My dad passed away a few hours ago…and you still managed to get a little chuckle out of me. Thank you for making these videos to help pull us away from the horrifying realities some of us are going through at times.
The demons employing frame killing magic is truly a move of strategic brilliance.
As far we had seen the spell:
DIVINE SKELETON DEATH BLAST aka Power Word: Crash
Gaze of High Ping
Pulse of Two Frames
Frictionless Hellscape
Newton's Shame
Bone Chime of Destruction
Bones Malone, flanked by his skeleton crew: "DON'T YOU KNOW?! EVERY MOBSTER'S GOT A SKELETON IN THEIR CLOSET! RATTLE-EM, BOYS! GYEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!"
Divine skeleton death blast had the same energy as "POWER WORD: SCRUNCH!"
I thought he was joking. At first, then I saw lasers come out of the sky like the light of God!!!
DIVINE SKELTON DEATHBLAST!
4:40 Tank was blown up in the real world, Bone tank redeployment failed
Was mid-vape when the words "Bone-zai" were cast to the world. On this day i almost joined the skeleton warriors choking on dew berry flavored vapors. I lived.
You're a bone-a-fide legend.
I'm on 60mg and I was laughing nonstop.
The wild ride of Mr Rubix has started
The ride never ends!
Turns around the corner and sees a hellish abomination of 7th circle of hell jogging around the castle like it owns it
*Rubix has used 'common sense'. It was super effective!*
You look me in the eye sockets and say it *_doesn't_*
Jay i'm absolutly flabbergasted that you managed to get such an entertaining video from that carcrash of an OP. (Context for non Ignis members, after the first masscrash there where at any time at least 10 People trying to get back on the server just to crash back to desktop and try again.... i was one of those people as you can see in the video 8:32 .)
3:17 VINTAGE STORY MENTION 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 (you are now legaly required to make a vintage story video)
VINTAGE STORY RAAAH 🗣🗣🗣💯💯
Vintage Story?! Hell yeah!
VINTAGE STORY RAAAAAA
ALL HAIL DAVE
"Warriors throughout time"
Chesty Puller, Audie Murphy, Alexander The Great and Genghis Khan pulling up
Can't forget Mad Jack Longbow.
9:00 I was not expecting a Nuke's Top 5 Reference lmao
Only Jay would find a way to go to the realm beyond Hell on two separate occasions and tormenting his subjects to the same fate.
Holy shit I almost got sent into the skeleton wars, the constant client crashing + people crashing their vehicles for almost 5 continued minutes almost tore my soul from my heart by sheer force of pure laughter
1:20 Electro swing mentioned!!!! RRRRRRRAAAAAGGGHHHHH
12:41 “Snail, that is, the Devil, from, The Bible” I did not expect to hear the Snapcube reference lol
10:41
6:22 ah so that was crashed us all!!!
"I was there Raptor, I was there when the Skeleton War began (on tumblr)"
8:52 The little necromancer Freebrams that could:
*-n’t, couldn’t*
So adorable and tragic
Glorious Bonezai Squad!
Tenno Heika!
BONEZAIIII!!!
Never thought you'd do a mission as Bones Malone and the Skeleton Crew, but I am ALL for it.
Im smiling because of the lego noises and the slow motion tank with Nuke narrating it tumbling through the air
I stayed up for this :)
it's 4:01am as of the posting of this comment
THE S K E L E T O N WAR. WHAT A BONE-CLACKING GOOD TIME
The skeletor thumbnail is GOLD, as is the rest of the video. I could not resist laughing at the lego sounds when they went off lmao.
This is what arma is all about for me, using the various mods to come up with madness rather than confirming to existing universes and their lore. Make your own lore
It truly was a war without reason
Am i allowed to say this isnt even the weirdest thing Jay and his crew have gotten up to
Edited: i just finished the video and i take that back. This one is up there
Oh the server...the poor server...
always a good day when an Ignis op is incomprehensible
To anyone reading this no one knows what the fuck happened
Understandable.
wait a minute
So, par for the course when it comes to Ignis
@garthoreilly7979 you need not know how
SKELETON DIVINE DEATH BLAST
2:40 "We're going to go BONE some guys!"
Memorable Quotes From Ignis Corp, January 2025
Now this is the Ignis chaos and jank I know and love!
The Skeleton War saw no end that day.
Raptor: "Oh, oh, OH...!"
Me: "-Its magic! You knoooooow!"
Everyone else: "ITS DEMON MAGICS!!!"
O'Reilly
3:45 you must mean "X-Raybands".
Rattle me bones
This may sound like the ramblings of a mad man, But I had a strange dream last night. It came unbidden into my mind's eye, and foretold of a Helldivers Illuminate op. The harvesters caused much pain, and someone tried to melee one, but it tripped on a crater and exploded before he could.
@8:55 Didn't expect the Nukes Top 5 scary voice 😂
I can't believe how fitting the nuke top 5 moment was 😂 what a wild reference I never thought I'd hear in a Mr.Rubix video
Just realized that Divine skeleton death blast plays the music from "That time I got reincarnated as a slime" been thinking for a few hours about this. (The best part is I think that is the music from when the protagonist revives all his friends which is super ironic).
Absolutely phenomenal. Made my night 10 times better. Thank you for being a content creator Jay.
This was fun, thanks for sharing this one even if ARMA was falling apart at the seams. Me an my wife have been varying degrees of sick all week, so this was a nice treat.
Oh, this is just wonderful!
And honestly that's a really cool concept in general. I like it.
5:25 is just an average russian dashcam video
This is what happens when your gravestone doesn't say Rest In Peace. You're automatically drafted into the Skeleton War.
First OP of the year and I already got extra PTSD. Man I love Ignis
5:56 EDF moment
I like how everyone else is wearing tactical gear and then suddenly at 9:45 there's a mf wearing PPE out of nowhere and i was not expecting that whatsoever LMAO 😂
Logistical corp finally had to make do with with their soul debts.
That was some anime type shit like bro just said.
My body may rot, but my soul is eternal. For those who try to take the drivers seat, I will show them the power of a bone warrior...
Domain expansion... Divine Skeleton Death Blast
Thanks for making these videos. I always get a laugh or three out of your groups shenanigans. A lot of your scenarios are good creative inspirations, too. Thanks.
"How did you become a skeleton? "
"Oh I took a ride on a MV22".
That might be the hardest I've laughed this year. So far. Happy new year, Rubix, Ignis, and community.
Nice little mini-arc:
7:33 Cypher’s tank runs over the necromancer
8:26 Toten finds Cypher’s tank with all crew dead inside, and takes it for himself
8:51 Toten’s tank begins sliding out of control
I guess we know what happened to Cypher 😂
Honestly one of the funniest ops I've seen yet
*SKELETON DIVINE DEATH BLAST*
Jay:A incomprehensible torment nexus video
Me: oh you mean the yearly round-up video
As someone who has a dnd character named Bones Malone I appreciate the amount of bones in this video
I don't even play Arma, but the utter Chaos of these Videos amuse me to no end Keep it up Ignis Squad Great Entertainment
4:55 and with that he has angered the most devious sorcerer the world has ever known
"Divine skeleton death blast" *epic cinematic moment promptly followed by computer crash. Love it
You know what this needs to turn into, Jay? This needs to turn into a regular recurring series like the Christmas specials.
Never thought I would see SCP-5572 in an arma op
This may be one the most cursed and one of my new favourites in the Ignis catalog.
8:58 you have god tear editing raptor I swear.😂😂😂😂😂
Mr Bones' Wild Ride presents:
Rubix Raptor - The Bonezone Chronicles 💀
FINALLY ANOTHER CINEMATIC SHOT, WELL DONE
First time i've seen ignis corp try to rattle some bones, noice.
6:17 waaas that windows; god; I'm crying bro lmao
Divine Skeleton Death Blast made me chuckle so hard i felt something pop inside my chest. Im still crying
Oh I was not expecting that "Did you see it?" from Nuke's Top 5, you glorious bastard
I was NOT expecting the Nuke's reference but that was executed perfectly
1:21 Oh yeah, baby, time to get in the groove!
everytime Jay starts going "Oh oh oh!" my brain automatically just goes "It's magic! Magic that cursed and killed you~!"
I love my Friday hit of Ignis insanity, really helps level me out at the end of a work week lol.
Arma is such a fantastical thing to me, like you get to be a lowly grunt and get comically blown up, absolutely huge
This... it incomprehensible...
The great bad to the bone war is truly something to behold
SKELETON WARRIORS!!!! this time, they are good guys
Genuinely the best parts of these is "epic classic music starts playing right before a Certified IgnisMoment™"
As a long time lurker of Nukes top 5, the sudden "Did you see it?" nearly killed me.
Skeleton + tractor + Mounted MG = fun
That's just a normal Ignis op
Jay I must inquire, if you had to guess, when might the skeleton legion of Ignis open the flood gates of recruitment once more?
Last time I was this early, Santa beat jack frost prime
What was the song used with the divine skeleton death blast?
Oh I should add that to the description. It's the Shuna vs Adalman OST
Was not expecting the 11 Acorn Lane but very nice to hear.
I am cry laughing at the divine skeleton death blast this was great😂😂