"Alright... So we are going to do an accelerated backhop fast enough we time travel back to the past and stop the combine from winning the seven hour war, oh we got a crowbar. The Combine is pretty much over at this point"
Imagine being a Rebel in HL2. You spend years secretly opposing the Combine from the shadows, and then out of nowhere, fucking Freeman comes along, inadvertently alerts the Combine to where you're hiding multiple times (notice how many of the Rebel outposts you pass through get raided by the Combine shortly after you arrive) and then proceeds to singlehandedly make more progress in defeating the Combine on his fucking own in a few days than all of your forces ever did in 20 years.
Actually, the Rebels are the ones who did most of the job at retaking City 17. Gordon gave them the inspiration to do so, and he finished the job by going into the Citadel.
Breen points out in his nova prospekt breencasts that they could have at any point before but Gordon's presence was a nice bonus due to the discord it could sow in the rebels
holy fuck this is actually hilarious. i always wanted to learn more about gordon freeman's reputation among post-7 hour war humanity, and this just compiles every one of his feats into one neat little terrifying man.
It's interesting too because the Combine is obsessed with absolute control. The combine is in many ways the dystopia in 1984's Oceania. Which makes Gordon all the more terrifying because in a world where the Combine controls your life Gordon appears out of nowhere as a rogue element showing just how fragile their control really was.
Can you really describe it as fragile if the only thing that could beat it was an eldritch entity plucking at the strings of reality and dropping someone who shouldn't even be alive into the system? I would consider a system pretty robust if the only thing that can break it is an act of god.
Should have had megamind be Adrian Shepherd cuz he is literally earths last marine, and much stronger than freeman seen in differences of weapon animations in hl1 lmao.
"combine" is a derogatory noun used to describe the physical appearance of the Universal Union's forces, as they have a policy of "combining" any species they invade into their own forces resulting in a visually mixed legion, while also "combining" any such species biology with machinery resulting in a mixed body of those in the mixed legion. The Universal Union in a commination of machines, biology, and different species from different dimensions, making their very being complex, and so simple brains simply know them vaguely as "the combine". this message brought to you by your local Universal Union supporter
Megamind glow up addition: Alex Vance. Resurrected the series. Confirmed Half Life 3. Faced the Combine completely solo with no rebels to help directly. Broke G-Man's prison and was so impressive, G-Man hired her on the spot to replace Gordon.
Any rebel could've preformed the task Gordon was doing. I mean kliner already had the suit so for all we know Barney, Kliner, or alyx could've been the hero
Combine:hahaha now your world is mine Rebels:you won't have this world Combine:hahaha Lol ,why Rebels:why? You silly, *shows Gordon freeman* Combine:Holy S**t Great 1 joke again Combine:you cant defeat me Rebels I know I cant but he can *Gordon freeman*
Normally I prefer the Imperial aesthetic, but the Combine fucking sucks to such an amazing degree that I actually think the rebels look cooler. They installed Windows onto some dumbass spider and threw it at an Abrams.
Gus the Forklift driver: Manages to drive at Mach 12 on a Forklift Only Forklift Certified Half-Life character So good they cloned him 9 times The only reason the Combine won was because Gus was sleeping Can impale HECU at supersonic speeds Gman wishes he could employ him
as someone who last played half life 2 when i was 8, i can confirm i remember absolutely nothing about the story only the final fight where it got rid of my weapons and transformed my gravity gun or something
The combine took the world in 7 hours, Gordon took it back in 30 minutes
He traveled across it in 3
"Alright... So we are going to do an accelerated backhop fast enough we time travel back to the past and stop the combine from winning the seven hour war, oh we got a crowbar. The Combine is pretty much over at this point"
Gordon didn't take shit.
@@KermitTheGangsta58 because he excrete shit
The One Free Man is One Man Army the true opener of the way the Savior of humanity the crowbar weilder the Hero with HEV suit
Gordon freemam on his way to speedrun apocalypse
New Challange Unlocked: Speedrun The Walking Dead
Imagine being a Rebel in HL2. You spend years secretly opposing the Combine from the shadows, and then out of nowhere, fucking Freeman comes along, inadvertently alerts the Combine to where you're hiding multiple times (notice how many of the Rebel outposts you pass through get raided by the Combine shortly after you arrive) and then proceeds to singlehandedly make more progress in defeating the Combine on his fucking own in a few days than all of your forces ever did in 20 years.
Yup that's me being a side character irl
Actually, the Rebels are the ones who did most of the job at retaking City 17. Gordon gave them the inspiration to do so, and he finished the job by going into the Citadel.
i mean, ultimately i'd be glad that Combine got owned. It's not a competition lol
@@darkdwarf007 it’s no longer a competition when there aren’t any to compete with
Breen points out in his nova prospekt breencasts that they could have at any point before but Gordon's presence was a nice bonus due to the discord it could sow in the rebels
Dr. Breen: I thought you were dead
Gordon: my death was greatly exaggerated
Dr. Breen: I thought you were dead
Gordon:
@@AterNyctosDr. Breen:I thought you were dead
Gordon: *INTENSE CROWBAR SWINGING INTENSIFIES*
@@Sapphiregamer8605 dr green bruh💀
@@someguy1894 sorry,typo.
Destroyed Magnusson's food had to be the best part.
the legend greatest achivment (sorry bad grammar i am frnehc not english)
Though I may not be as big of a fan of Half Life anymore, I love how they presented Gordon Freeman in the series, just pure, mute, murderous intent.
@GoTi4No Cuz Valve can go to hell and no half life :3
Meanwhile Valve: i did cancelled Half life 2 Episode 3 2008 and Half life 3 Version 1 and 2 cancelled 2011 and 2013. :-( +1
He's nothing but a mindless killing machine powered by desperate renegades around him.
@@c17adel22 hes the right man in the wrong place
We'll actualy the community thinks of gordon as a mam with ptsd nów since half life alyx released
the earth full of guns : defeated by "combine impire"
one single nerd with crowbar : F E A R M E
@@juggaletteperoxide pov i shove your dad into a microwave oven
holy fuck this is actually hilarious. i always wanted to learn more about gordon freeman's reputation among post-7 hour war humanity, and this just compiles every one of his feats into one neat little terrifying man.
Not to mention everyone on Earth, including Dr. Breen (that's why he was so surprised to see him) thought he was dead. The man pulled a Jesus.
@@PashaGamingYT he is jesus if he started genocide
It's interesting too because the Combine is obsessed with absolute control. The combine is in many ways the dystopia in 1984's Oceania. Which makes Gordon all the more terrifying because in a world where the Combine controls your life Gordon appears out of nowhere as a rogue element showing just how fragile their control really was.
Can you really describe it as fragile if the only thing that could beat it was an eldritch entity plucking at the strings of reality and dropping someone who shouldn't even be alive into the system? I would consider a system pretty robust if the only thing that can break it is an act of god.
The combine conquered the world in 7 hours, i wouldn't call anything they do "fragile".
Gordon Freeman is the hero we needed and deserved
Gordon eats metrocops for breakfast
Gordon doesn’t need to hear all this he is a highly trained professional
the fact that thats like 1% of the army makes it feel like half life doom will be a thing
Next level:Barney
*HE OWS EVERYONE BEER BUT NOBODY GETS IT*
Next level:Shepard
*JUST TOO COOL TO BE IN NEXT HALF LIFE GAME*
Who designed the HEV suit, it's so powerful that it can take 20 hits from an alien gun
Nah, if gordon woule be side character he would die even with his suit. I wonder what is better a HEV suit or ELITE combine suit
@@antekpl.8205 When it comes to armor ofc its the Elite suit, HEV is for hazardous environment, not an armor. Gordon is just the main character
Credits to dr.kleiner for upgrading
holy fuck that first transition was smooth
I Like How This Implies Gordon Isn't Human.
0:30
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Noclip
This is the best version of this meme
ive seen 6-hour non-speedrun plays of HL2, meaning Gordon took down the combine faster than the combine took earth
dont know why this got recommended to me today, but god DAMN this is so fucking good lmao
He's an MIT student, he has "connections".
rogue physicist
Combine:🤓
Black Mesa Security guard:😎
HECU Marine Soldier:🗿
Should have had megamind be Adrian Shepherd cuz he is literally earths last marine, and much stronger than freeman seen in differences of weapon animations in hl1 lmao.
The final level would be g-man
adrian shephard retconned #ripbozo
All of earth:
Defeated by the combine in 7 hours
Gordon freeman:
... (translation: "amateurs")
Overwatch, suspect spotted traveling 247 kilometres per hour on foot, defying all laws of physics by flying on a pallet.
You know it's scary when you see a scientist bhopping 3000mph in reverse. You'd lose your entire army in less than an hour
0:18 i like how he lipsyncs with the song
I'm pretty sure it's implied that G-man is heavily helping him out by making sure he's always in the right place at the right time.
Humans-Civil Protection-Combine
I fear no man or alien but that one freeman
He scares me...
Gordon Freeman is the type of guy to one punch Saitama.
Unit 3650 is the megamind then. he can one tap gordon.
"combine" is a derogatory noun used to describe the physical appearance of the Universal Union's forces, as they have a policy of "combining" any species they invade into their own forces resulting in a visually mixed legion, while also "combining" any such species biology with machinery resulting in a mixed body of those in the mixed legion.
The Universal Union in a commination of machines, biology, and different species from different dimensions, making their very being complex, and so simple brains simply know them vaguely as "the combine".
this message brought to you by your local Universal Union supporter
and megamind is the highest level. it presents the g-man
How am I getting this recommend to me after the meme died
Megamind glow up addition:
Alex Vance. Resurrected the series. Confirmed Half Life 3. Faced the Combine completely solo with no rebels to help directly. Broke G-Man's prison and was so impressive, G-Man hired her on the spot to replace Gordon.
He is not the only guy who survived black masa ! Adrian and Barney and cross and green are survived !
Gman: Lets do, a little trolling
Corporal Shephard :
We now need:
Half-Life 2: EP1 Glow up
Half-Life 2: EP2 Glow Up
HL2: Beta Glow Up
& finally a Half-Life: Alyx Glowup
Gordon freeman speed run combines 6
And, all combine weaponry
Gmod players: "YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME?"
Dang crowbar guy, he strong💀
They saved us all
you know what was missing from that, it was the dog from half life 2 that robot to protect alyx
If half life 3 ever gets released, BRING BACK ADRIAN SHEPHERD!
there should be 1 more- gman
Wrong, gordon IS the beta male playing playing in one of our manhack arcades.
gman as megamind
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world and tell that who is the right man ?
The resistance can't win
nice transition n humans to combines
What ? Bang eli daughter ? Eli doesn't want to let Gordon to do this shit to Alexy !
Any rebel could've preformed the task Gordon was doing. I mean kliner already had the suit so for all we know Barney, Kliner, or alyx could've been the hero
Combine:hahaha now your world is mine
Rebels:you won't have this world
Combine:hahaha Lol ,why
Rebels:why? You silly, *shows Gordon freeman*
Combine:Holy S**t
Great 1 joke again
Combine:you cant defeat me
Rebels I know I cant but he can
*Gordon freeman*
You could also do the under new management thing where megamind is xen and titan is the combine and the Mayor person is humans
"eli wants him to hang his daughter" 💀 frfr if only half life 3 exists wr would be playing as Gordon's son/daughter
they took the world gordon an city
Best edit i ever saw
Then the full force of the combine comes out and annihilates everything.
I like to imagine Megamind is Gman, Gordons puppet master.
Dang, i really miss this meme format
adrian shephard:
Gordon freeman😮
Normally I prefer the Imperial aesthetic, but the Combine fucking sucks to such an amazing degree that I actually think the rebels look cooler.
They installed Windows onto some dumbass spider and threw it at an Abrams.
Gordon doesn't need to hear all this hes a highly trained professional
The megamind part after should be Gman
bad cop 3650
Megamind = G-Man.
Sure the combine has quantity but do they fucking quality
HECU would solo the combine
Best vid ever
eli wants what... XD
the big robo should be gman or gaben
Meanwhile Valve: i did cancelled Half life 2 Episode 3 2008 and Half life 3 Version 1 and 2 cancelled 2011 and 2013. :-( +1
Gus the Forklift driver:
Manages to drive at Mach 12 on a Forklift
Only Forklift Certified Half-Life character
So good they cloned him 9 times
The only reason the Combine won was because Gus was sleeping
Can impale HECU at supersonic speeds
Gman wishes he could employ him
You should have made Gman megamind
The final boss is barney
male-07 is should be metroman
Hecu stronger than combines
Ah yes we are dying from him
If this is not a reupload you deserve more subs
Well I did not make the meme format but I made the text ans edited the video a bit
@@icesmash no yeah I know the format nice meme
Did someone call the combine
Combines > Rebels
Oh yes
this meme>
I really want an sfm made about this.
as someone who last played half life 2 when i was 8, i can confirm i remember absolutely nothing about the story only the final fight where it got rid of my weapons and transformed my gravity gun or something
Gmail = megamind
Where is Gigachad Adrian Shepherd?
Even with Gordon they are no match for the combine
gordon is a human 💀
I agree
True
Walter Bennet>>>>>>>all combine forces
G-man: ruclips.net/video/yxA_xta4Vyw/видео.htmlsi=gAkCRu1HgFjZN2Su&t=35
Re epico xd