Why is Warhammer 40K lore such a great bedtime story? Listen to a Warhammer novel at work: No problem Listen to youtubers like Luetin09 and Scholar's Lore while eating or doing something else on the computer: No problem Listen to youtubers like Luetin09 and Scholar's Lore lying in bed: **crashes after 6 seconds**
That one is also called the war in heaven! I've read some stuff saying how the mythological war in heaven is the Eldari interpretation, and retelling of that conflict, but from how I interpret the lore, I'd say that the two are separate conflicts, just named the same. I'll cover the Necron war in heaven to a greater capacity at some point in the future.
Khaine is the de-facto high school bully suddenly realizing there is always a bigger shark in the sea and this shark absolutely loves inflicting pain in every possible way one can think of.
Asuryan is the most useless of the eldar gods, he doesn't do anything useful ever, he just makes bad situations worse with poor leadership skills sitting on the throne wearing the crown saying "God damn all you assholes, I did NOT come into the office to do any work today! I will ALWAYS choose the path of least effort & thought on my part to solve problems and I PROMISE to let my ego cause me to make wildly inappropriate decisions if I am butt-hurt over perceived slights to my authority, lastly you can ABSOLUTELY count on me to do nothing when the mortals we created(?) turn to utterly degenerates and murder-fuck Slanesh into existence and I GUARANTEE you I will die at her hands without putting up a fight- MARK MY WORDS, I AINT PLAYING AT ALL!"
Seriously you have completely saved my sleep schedule. There's something almost... grandfatherly about your voice. It feels like drifting off while grandpa tells you some tale of his life from "back in the day" mixed with poetry. You have a talent for storytelling. Please keep up the amazing work.
@@PeregrineBF Incredibly good AI then. Still, those AI models aren't always great at tone and pacing of sentences, so the one the channel decided to go with is a home run.
Thank you, but as some others said, it's an AI voice! I really did aim to go for that sort of calm, relaxing style though, so I'm glad that it's come out as intended.
Khaine: “Traitor! You dare stand against me! After all the battles we fought side by side?!” Eldanesh: “Bruh! You’re the one who declared you would wipe out my people! TWICE!” Khaine: “That’s not important!”
Love your work. Thank you for really putting the time in. I really like the content about the Tau, the Emporer, and the Necrons in particular! I'd love to hear about some cool battles between those three someday! I watch some other Warhammer channels, and you certainly have the best info/vibes. 👌
The version I heard, while meandering through the empty streets of Iyanden, was that Khaine actually fought Slaanesh to a standstill, but then Khorne, not wanting to see this upstart beat another war god, did the deed himself, so that Slaanesh wouldn't absorb his essence. Otherwise, a very fun video, and thank you for the sermon.
I've also heard that version! But if I recall correctly it was from one of the older white dwarf articles from the 90s, although it was later referenced in a more recent novel regarding the Ynarri. I chose to omit it since the 9th edition codex does not mention Khorne being involved, and I'm personally of the mind that the "official lore" should be restricted to the rule books/codices, although I'll dip into black library/white dwarf material if nothing exists in the official books. That being said, I'm all for the interpretation of Khorne being involved, and it would be in keeping with his character to want to steal away such a powerful soul from an upstart chaos God, so if it's the take you, or anyone else wishes to take, then 100% go for it!
@@Scholarslore Thank you, and apologies if I came off as "THIS is right!" Sometimes, I complain about the blank spots, and vagaries, GW tosses around with their lore, but more often, I appreciate that there can be fifteen variations given to us, abd then still none of them may be "right". 😊 Everyone is a liar, or have their own reasons to tell the version most favorable to them, and it means that even I, as a fan, may. E able to have my way in "what happened". From an outside the verse perspective, it can even be fun to see which iterations fans learn, and repeat. Hell, I'm sure a few people even still like the idea that there is/was a half-Eldar Space Marines Librarian, serving the Ultramarines. 😁 Thank you for the wonderful video!
It’s a far better story for the Eldar than “yeah a bunch of frog guys made them to be soldiers to fight machines” 😂. I honestly believe the Eldar operate like the Orks. So with that said, I do truly believe that Slaneesh is the only “god” of the Eldar. Maybe Khane as well, but other than that no I do not think any of the gods in this video actually exist. Although, if they are like the orcs, and believe it hard enough, then I guess they could come to exist.
Could you do a video on power weapons? Alot online says power weapons are space marine only weapons but that's simply not true as many guardsmen officers, aristocrats, commissars, and others carry power weapons. How are they made? How does a guardsmen get their hands on them? They also appear in hive gangs how do all these people use power weapons? How to they fit into 40k society as a whole?
36:24 - "none would work, none would toil..." -Dude, you wanna know about my HOBBY?... I noticed you have a few videos I missed, so you know what that means... MARATHON!!! -Ever think of making videos about the classic Warhammer game? -I used to play this bac-jeez... Highschool... ffs. Now I feel REAL old. -Oh yeah, my hobby. -I haven't seen an old friend in -about 20 years, so I got ahold of him recently, and it turns out he runs his own Monument shop. -I help him install Monuments, Memorials, Markers... I haven't seen him in 20 years, I got cancer, valve-job, and he's like 'Oh yeah, let's go for a drive.' Next thing I know, I'm helping him with healing people with the passing of their loved ones. -And people today get their fee-fees hurt at the slightest thing... -Sorry, on my third beer, had to tell someone... -Thanks for the video.
0:19 is my exact phone wallpaper and it was one hell of a trip seeing it zoom out. For a split second of panic I thought Scholar's Lore was about to dox me or something
"my dearest friends" always puts a smile on my face 😁
Indeed it does
Couldn't agree more!
yup😂
Love the sermon spin on things. Really fits in with the themes. Great job, Scholar.
Glad to hear it
I was having trouble sleeping. What a blessing from the God-Emporer.
Spelling His holy name wrong is a sacrilege! The Inquisition will surely investigate this.
😂 Same!
Glad this helped, this video is probably far more sleep-enhancing than some of the others just because of the calmness of it!
Why is Warhammer 40K lore such a great bedtime story?
Listen to a Warhammer novel at work: No problem
Listen to youtubers like Luetin09 and Scholar's Lore while eating or doing something else on the computer: No problem
Listen to youtubers like Luetin09 and Scholar's Lore lying in bed: **crashes after 6 seconds**
@@Vollification it's the best innit? Grimdark story time with Weshammer is good too!
Didn't the War in Heaven happen because the Necrontyr were angry at the Space Toads?
That one is also called the war in heaven! I've read some stuff saying how the mythological war in heaven is the Eldari interpretation, and retelling of that conflict, but from how I interpret the lore, I'd say that the two are separate conflicts, just named the same. I'll cover the Necron war in heaven to a greater capacity at some point in the future.
Khaine is the de-facto high school bully suddenly realizing there is always a bigger shark in the sea and this shark absolutely loves inflicting pain in every possible way one can think of.
There's ALWAYS a bigger fish.
He really is, probably a good thing that he got absolutely bodied by Slaanesh
Asuryan is the most useless of the eldar gods, he doesn't do anything useful ever, he just makes bad situations worse with poor leadership skills sitting on the throne wearing the crown saying "God damn all you assholes, I did NOT come into the office to do any work today! I will ALWAYS choose the path of least effort & thought on my part to solve problems and I PROMISE to let my ego cause me to make wildly inappropriate decisions if I am butt-hurt over perceived slights to my authority,
lastly you can ABSOLUTELY count on me to do nothing when the mortals we created(?) turn to utterly degenerates and murder-fuck Slanesh into existence and I GUARANTEE you I will die at her hands without putting up a fight-
MARK MY WORDS, I AINT PLAYING AT ALL!"
I look foward to listening to this later tonight - Best channel to fall asleep too 😴 😌
Haha, hope it helps!
@Scholarslore it always does and it's a calming treat in the middle of the day as well. Keep up the content mate! 🥰
"Kaine, enraged, began the war in heaven."
Actual War in Heaven: "Am I a joke to you?"
Seriously you have completely saved my sleep schedule. There's something almost... grandfatherly about your voice. It feels like drifting off while grandpa tells you some tale of his life from "back in the day" mixed with poetry. You have a talent for storytelling. Please keep up the amazing work.
The voice is an AI!
@@PeregrineBF Incredibly good AI then. Still, those AI models aren't always great at tone and pacing of sentences, so the one the channel decided to go with is a home run.
@@zebrion5793
Nottenborough Lore
Thank you, but as some others said, it's an AI voice! I really did aim to go for that sort of calm, relaxing style though, so I'm glad that it's come out as intended.
Khaine: “Traitor! You dare stand against me! After all the battles we fought side by side?!”
Eldanesh: “Bruh! You’re the one who declared you would wipe out my people! TWICE!”
Khaine: “That’s not important!”
The mythology of a race, that has literally fought gods.
The Necrons fought their gods and won so hard they imprisoned them to use as a battery for all time 😂😂😅
LETS GOOOOOOOOO I’ve been waiting for more Eldar videos
More Eldar stuff to come!
9:56 That script engraved upon Khaines helmet translated as: "^THIS SIDE UP^".....;)
Can you please do a video on the differing methods of "Exterminatus"?
I think Kane has some unresolved issues
Love your work. Thank you for really putting the time in. I really like the content about the Tau, the Emporer, and the Necrons in particular! I'd love to hear about some cool battles between those three someday! I watch some other Warhammer channels, and you certainly have the best info/vibes. 👌
Thank you very much, I'll cover some more battle-centric stuff in the future!
The version I heard, while meandering through the empty streets of Iyanden, was that Khaine actually fought Slaanesh to a standstill, but then Khorne, not wanting to see this upstart beat another war god, did the deed himself, so that Slaanesh wouldn't absorb his essence. Otherwise, a very fun video, and thank you for the sermon.
I've also heard that version! But if I recall correctly it was from one of the older white dwarf articles from the 90s, although it was later referenced in a more recent novel regarding the Ynarri. I chose to omit it since the 9th edition codex does not mention Khorne being involved, and I'm personally of the mind that the "official lore" should be restricted to the rule books/codices, although I'll dip into black library/white dwarf material if nothing exists in the official books. That being said, I'm all for the interpretation of Khorne being involved, and it would be in keeping with his character to want to steal away such a powerful soul from an upstart chaos God, so if it's the take you, or anyone else wishes to take, then 100% go for it!
@@Scholarslore Thank you, and apologies if I came off as "THIS is right!" Sometimes, I complain about the blank spots, and vagaries, GW tosses around with their lore, but more often, I appreciate that there can be fifteen variations given to us, abd then still none of them may be "right". 😊 Everyone is a liar, or have their own reasons to tell the version most favorable to them, and it means that even I, as a fan, may. E able to have my way in "what happened". From an outside the verse perspective, it can even be fun to see which iterations fans learn, and repeat. Hell, I'm sure a few people even still like the idea that there is/was a half-Eldar Space Marines Librarian, serving the Ultramarines. 😁 Thank you for the wonderful video!
Thank you for the good work as always 👍
Thank you!
Does this mean you’ll soon cover the Harlequins?
It’s a far better story for the Eldar than “yeah a bunch of frog guys made them to be soldiers to fight machines” 😂.
I honestly believe the Eldar operate like the Orks. So with that said, I do truly believe that Slaneesh is the only “god” of the Eldar. Maybe Khane as well, but other than that no I do not think any of the gods in this video actually exist.
Although, if they are like the orcs, and believe it hard enough, then I guess they could come to exist.
Could you do a video on power weapons? Alot online says power weapons are space marine only weapons but that's simply not true as many guardsmen officers, aristocrats, commissars, and others carry power weapons. How are they made? How does a guardsmen get their hands on them? They also appear in hive gangs how do all these people use power weapons? How to they fit into 40k society as a whole?
This is probably one of the only use of AI art+voice+script that I like.,
Ur videos make me sleepy but in the best way possible. Like my grandpa reading me a story when I was a kid
What a great deep dive 👏
Fantastic work as always! Absolutely love this channel 🤗
Thank you!
Eldaris et orks were created by the ancients to fights the necrons in the lore
Idk if I hate more khaine or Erebus now
Thank you! All the best!
I only came across this channel recently and I love it.
Wonderful telling
Ynead reminds me of a joke from the original Winnie the Pooh cartoons: "After all, he's not in the book you you know."
heresy.. all of it
Your videos are one of the few things that remind me of the spark we all had as a child. Thank you 🥲🙏
Thank you so much, I really appreciate it!
Honestly I didn’t know much about the lore of the eldar glad to learn about it
Nice
This is mythology within a mythology
Nice and early!!
36:24 - "none would work, none would toil..." -Dude, you wanna know about my HOBBY?... I noticed you have a few videos I missed, so you know what that means... MARATHON!!! -Ever think of making videos about the classic Warhammer game? -I used to play this bac-jeez... Highschool... ffs. Now I feel REAL old. -Oh yeah, my hobby. -I haven't seen an old friend in -about 20 years, so I got ahold of him recently, and it turns out he runs his own Monument shop. -I help him install Monuments, Memorials, Markers... I haven't seen him in 20 years, I got cancer, valve-job, and he's like 'Oh yeah, let's go for a drive.' Next thing I know, I'm helping him with healing people with the passing of their loved ones. -And people today get their fee-fees hurt at the slightest thing... -Sorry, on my third beer, had to tell someone... -Thanks for the video.
😊
Perpetulat children, but understandable
Eldar mythology sounds very much like Norse lore
Comments for the algorithm gods
AI voice and art. Epic! Well done!
Awww yeah!!! New video
First, after 6 seconds!!!
Thank you very much
The lore & stories help me through a rough work day...
May the emperor of man bless you 🙏
really tried more than 10min, but I just cant care for Eldar whatsoever :(
I wish this wasn't made by an ai
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I have such a big poo coming soon, wish me luck
0:19 is my exact phone wallpaper and it was one hell of a trip seeing it zoom out. For a split second of panic I thought Scholar's Lore was about to dox me or something
I love your work but I CANNOT hear the modern bastard term Eldari, it's too annoying.
True that, but on the other hand it is faster to say than "those unpurged pointy eared f***s" every single time
ELDARI ELDARI ELDARI