The Acolyte Episodes 1 and 2 FULL BREAKDOWN
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i loved when anakin walks in and says " i killed a million people in the death star"
LMAO 😂
Well to be fair, Anakin did have the chance to shoot Luke down before he destroyed the Death Star. However, he failed to do so, leading to its destruction. So what he told us is true… from a certain point of view. :P
@@MaytrixMan wrong point of view.
Me too!
😂😂😂😂😂
I still can't get over how the twins who grew up separately from each other somehow have the exact same hairstyle. Even the Lindsey Lohan Parent trap knew to give the twins different hairstyles
They were too cheap to change her hair although if her hair was different then it would lose the plot of them mistaking her for her sister being the killer
It's honestly unacceptable how careless they are with these high budget projects
In Parent Trap they were seperated at birth and were raised in two completely different countries so of course their hair was different. In this show the twins were raised together until they were 8. So their parents most likely gave them the same hairstyle for those 8 years and they both kept it afterwords because that is all they knew. Also it’s most likely a cultural hairstyle from where they are from. The "Evil" twin has longer hair when she is older. Does this explanation help you get over it?
@@jonathanwilkerson4592 180 million dollar budget and they can't use two different hairstyles, golly gee
@@LJ_S1K their hair is styled identical, they def did it to save on time. She can record scenes for both characters without spending hours changing between styles. neither got anything but the same braids for the next decade after being seperated? cmon
“A Jedi doesn't pull her weapon unless prepared to kill” cut to Yord using his saber as a flashlight in a cave...
"These guys don't have their asian accent... maybe they come from a different part of the galaxy... " LMAOOOO
Quigon- death by saber stab.
Reva- stabbed 2X lives.
Sabeen- stabbed by saber, lived.
Jedi Master Trinity- knife….
It was Sabine not Shin, but yes it's outrageous and unfair! Also don't forget Kylo, Rey using her healing powers out of nowhere.
The knife was thrown via the force and literally stabbed her in the heart. Lightsabers also cauterize wounds because they literally burn flesh. Knives don't. Reva and Shin are also irrelevant because they used their hate to survive
@@seanc4501 sabers emit temperatures hotter than the surface level of the sun. Your blood would eviscerate within milliseconds and your organs would be atoms.
To be fair, the things with Reva and Sabine were garbage.
@@seanc4501you do realise if a lightsaber was real and someone was stabbed it would cauterize a huge amount of veins inside their body/intestines/organs destroying them completely and stopping blood flow to that part of their body, no way in hell would anybody ever survive being stabbed in the stomach with a lightsaber, this sh*t is ridiculous
Honestly it’s pretty nice to have all new characters so that they can’t ruin any more characters (other than potentially yoda).
Yoda won't be in it or probably anything Star Wars related ever again. Frank Oz is too old and Tom Kane had a stroke rendering him mute.
@@ZoomerUnion you do realize they can recast him. Or just use AI
Don't worry, Disney is trolling so hard at this point they are going to bring in Daddy Skywalker who created an elaborate plan to father "the one who brings balance to the force" using his transgender breeding program involving non-binary midichlorians who couldn't identify themselves as midichlorians and decided to perform an intersexual force orgy in order to create Anakin Skywalker.
Maybe they'll show Yoda speaking normally before he had a stroke.
I hope they make yoda gay
Much respect to Lee Jung-jae. When he first started in Squid games he couldnt speak english now he is playing a leading role speaking completly in english. WTF ? This dude either got great help in learning his lines or he is a prodigy in learning foriegn languages. Master Sol is so far my favorite character though.
I bet he worked on that REAL quick after Squid Game blew up globally, to keep momentum for bigger roles. Seems like it panned out well for him!
And his combat choreography was amazing !
Holy crap I knew I recognized him. Thanks for this info.
I mean when there’s an incentive like, worldwide fame and millions of dollars. It gets pretty easy to suddenly learn things 😅
He reminds me of Qui gon
"Steel doesn't kill a jedi" after steel has just killed a jedi it's amazingly funny
Why does Torbin look like a teenager cosplaying as a 90's dad?
They sure went out of their way to make him look ugly ...
He's going to be younger in flashbacks, so beard and wig him up
it's a young actor in a bad wig
jedi doogie howser md
i thought he looked off XD
sith character "if you attack a jedi with a weapon you will fail, steel or laser are no threat to them." Rewind to opening scene when a jedi master dies by a steel throwing knife...
The threat was from their distraction for caring for others, hence why she killed her while distracted, just like she manipulated the second Jedi she killed through pure guilt, she is using emotion to kill.
she has to kill 4 jedi in total. But at least 1 without weapons, so at first she tries to kill her with no weapons until realising she is outmatched.
You misunderstood. The Sith was telling her to kill the jedi without a weapon because the Jedi are an idea/religion. Palps killed the idea of the Jedi by destroying what they stood for and getting the galaxy to turn on them etc.
I love how he says you don't need a weapon to kill and then immediately ignites his lightsaber! LOL
she was tasked with killing a jedi without a weapon by her master, she resorted to using her knives because she was outmatched and even then she had to distract Indara by threatening the bartender
I can't put my finger on it but theres a vibe of 'wearing a star wars skin suit' about this show. I think it's mainly the dialogue. Felt like a generic space netflix show.
Yes yes yes ! You've hit the nail right on the head it does not feel like star wars at all from the get go in that bar it just pulls you ouf of the immersion
As well as the costumes imo
@@gaper1287they feel sooo fake and it’s sooo ironic how this show is budgeted $180 which is double the Kenobi show and yet has alien humanoids that have this makeup and cosplays that look fake asf LMAOOO
This show is Buffalo Bill standing in the mirror, saying “Would you - me?”
Yes I agree but couldn't figure out why. It feels like fanfiction or just...off somehow. Idk why
When she made her little fighting stance and said “attack me” I couldn’t help but laugh that shit was hilarious
Fr 😂
It was supposed to be over the top, that's why the other Aliens at the table laughed at it
Mae has big homeschooling energy, and feels she needs to make these grand speeches
But it's recognised in universe as OTT, but its like her mantra
@@neutronstarpilot4393its still cringe as fuck
"with all your strength". cant forget that part. cause without it, people might attack her with only half strength. like usual.
@@user-bg6qr9mh3i It's supposed to be,
That's literally why she gets laughed at in the scene.
Didn’t Ki Adi Mundi say sith haven’t been seen in a millennia
It's Disney Star Wars. Literally nothing makes sense
But what about the attack on the wookies.....
@geraldsmith6144 you beat me to it, but I concur.
Not everyone is considered an actual Sith even if they are apart of the Dark Side
Dude there are plenty of plotholes in Starwars 😂😂😂
"hey jedi you suck"
"L O L kms"
Wait a minute. The good twin is on the other side of the galaxy when the bad twin murders the Jedi. Don't the powerful Jedi know that? All they are going on is the alien bar keep's description of the killer? Good twin was working on the Trade Federation ship with tons of witnesses to support that. I guess the bar and the ship don't have surveillance cameras. Not to mention, couldn't they check the nearest space port log to see what ships have been coming in and out of the planet with the bar on it? ah, forget it.
I realised for a while that I don’t think Star Wars ever had surveillance cameras or proper security systems which is incredibly weird for a galaxy full of advanced civilisations.
They keep saying "matched her description" ... I wanna hear exactly what that description is 😬
@@HextimusDuex I wanna know what they would say for nonhuman species who look almost exactly alike, it matches her description, like 1000 of other individuals
@@RenzoOrtega-dk6ev Revenge of the Sith. Yoda and Obi Wan watch Anakin killing Jedi on the security holograms.
@@RenzoOrtega-dk6ev Pretty sure there is security cams in Star Wars
Can’t wait to see the Qui Gon reaction to someone finally dying to something less than he did lol
I like when the Acolyte walked in and acolyted everywhere. Idk, I didn’t watch it.
It’s crazy because that’s exactly what happened in the very first scene haha
"It's Acolytin' time!"
😂
My patience, interest (and dare I say hope) has waned to such an extent, that I was out when I saw the title of the show. Immediately thought 'welp, that's not very Star Wars-y..' 🤷
😂😂
So no one is going to talk about how Disney is going to kill off Carrie Ann Moss in the first episode less than 5 minutes? This makes me sick! You make her the face of the new show with the trailers and interviews and boom dead? I’m so disgusted.
Exactly. She could've had more potential to be a liked character. The few seconds she had were interesting. But they killed her off way too soon. And they killed her off in such a lame way. Waste of potential for her character.
The problem is that her skin color is too light. Notice that the first two Jedi to die are both white? Not a coincidence! DEI demands darker skin tones!
@@HyperHawkGTEGod you are such a loser. Nobody cares if she was white. White people have been the head of Star Wars for years nobody cared. This “DEI” thing you and others keep spouting is so sad. If you have real complaints about the series or franchise that use those because believe me there are plenty but this backhanded racism is pointless
bros she gonna be in more scenes, we literally see her in flashbacks in the trailer
You obviously haven't paid attention to the show. The antagonist is getting revenge. What caused the revenge is going to be uncovered via flashbacks and investigations. Carrie's character is one of the 4 main Jedi targets. That means she will have screen time via flashbacks of what happened in the past
It wasn't gay enough
Kylo meme: more..More...MORE!!! 😂
“Her moms” lol😂😂 so glad they threw that in there rlly brings everything together
Yeah then just say her parents, can be 2 moms, 2 dads, but lets make it obvious it's also possible to have 2 moms xD
@Ghannon313 it is, both only one of them will really be the biological mother
@Ghannon313 nope. A stepfather that raises someone since their birth is for all matters that person's actual father, just not biologically. I understand your refusal to understand this concept, but either we want it or not this exists in the real world and there's no reason to think that this doesn't happen at least in some place in that galaxy. Do I like it? No. Do I care about it? Also no. It doesn't matter to the history
@tufab3494 not at all, a father represents a biological relationship to the child. The term dad is used as a more emotional relationship to the child. They are completely different. Also a stepfather is just that a step father. He could never be the child's father (again biological) but he could be the kids dad. So you can't have 2 father's and 2 mother's. You can have 1 father and 1 mother. That makes a baby. Before you go thats not the definition. It was until meriam-webster changed a bunch of word definitions to be more politically correct.
@@Chuberinoi think having strict definitions about a family dynamic is honestly just kinda silly, yes by definition i have a father and a mother but if people asked me about my parents i fit in the camp that say i have a mum and a sperm doner because that man is a usless piece of shit that hasnt been in my life and doesnt deseve the name of father/dad. This isnt an uncommon way of viewing your family when they are shit. I have a step dad as my mum remarried and i dont include him as a family memeber and people actually find that part weird, there is a huge difference between what all these words (mum, mother, parent & dad, father) actually mean and how they are just realistically used by people in everyday life.
Go down to your local pub and have this conversation not online and it will go very differently, people wont even agree on which one is the emotional on like i have heard both the " i have a dad but not a father" and "i have a father but not a dad". Tryjng to strictly define relationship dynamics is just never going to work.
"The Acolyte will be with you, always" Grand Moff Tarkin
I got rid of Disney +. I've been collecting all the Legends Audiobooks instead. Definitely worth my time and money and recommend this to any Star Wars fans
What books have you liked? I have audible and have loved the Plagueis book!
I’ve got about 40+ most of them are excellent.
where do you buy them?
I'm reading the Legends comics.
Not canon. Waste of everyone's time
What's the point of being a Jedi master if they can't even defend themselves from a little girl .
What's the point in didney sw...
Exactly. It appeared that Jedi Trinity could have taken out May at any moment she chose, but was intrigued by her, she recognized her fighting style, and then...
I actually really like it. It's fun. Star Wars was never intended to be doctrinal. It's certainly a cut above 7, 8 & 9. The characters have personality (so far), the story is a little ham but thats SW. Great first two episodes.
Acolyte isn't anything related to Star Wars. It feels like a high-end budget fan film with a Star Wars title added to it.
Sorry, fan films at least have some love for the property. This is... meh.
It's supposed to be different and being befor the Skywalker saga which they ruined might be good
It feels like something you'd see on CW network if they were given money to make a Star Wars show
You should try going outside
@@KingShibenah CW would’ve executed it way better
Star wars is piss now. Everyone go home
Yeah, basically...
I actually like it so far. Feels like Star Wars with the music and visuals. We will see how it ends up tho, but so far it’s better than Filloni’s Ashoka.
Its been piss for a while now 😂
Do you a favor and stop watching and caring about SW then
@@zaab-yaoh9302what’s a Ashoka?
The "Jedi Mall Cops" got me!!!🤣
11:56 “watches from 2 meters away” 😂😂 Like no way his eyesight that bad lmaooo
I pirated this crap and it was a waste of storage space....
At least I didn't give Disney a dime.
based, this is what I've been doing ever since TLJ
People actually pay to watch the Wokelyte? 😂😂😂
Respect
reported for piracy.
But you still watched it. You're weak.
Struggling not to entertain myself with something else while watching
dopamine addiction
@@phatrickTypically I'd agree, but in my opinion man this show was just boring. And I like to think I don't get bored easily
@@USxEGames It's a crime drama. It's meant to be more slow similar to how Better Call Saul was a slow show. The show isn't boring, it just isn't your genre
@@seanc4501 Nah, I know what I like and a slow burn show is it. Shows like Fargo, Better Call Saul, hell Andor is a perfect example. They're just written better, and more interesting off the bat. I'll still see what next week has to offer but so far I'm not hooked
@@seanc4501lol that doesn’t excuse a terrible pilot. I know you didn’t just compare BCS to whatever this is 🤣🤣 W bait.
Dude, its wild to see how far you've fallen. You used to be respected voice in the fandom and now everyone collectively groans when you're mentioned.
But what you expect him to do look what he's been given to work with here.
That's what happens when you are a sellout
I have a master's degree in space engineering. The "fire in space" is absolutely plaisible. The fire is burning on the outer hull, which is the boundary between a pressurized space and the vacuum. There are also pipes nearby, some of which could contain oxidizing agents or even pure oxygen itself. Finally, some metallic compounds bring their own oxygen to the combustion and basically can't be extinguished until they burn their fuel. So basically all the objections to this are the "middle of the bell curve" position of that meme, where they know enough to find it strange but not enough to know it's not actually strange.
You could give any fan half the budget of this show and end up with something twice as good...
Why don’t you then?
@@DJP1194 "give any fan half the budget" did you not read the comment? The budget for the Acolyte was $180M, give any fan $90M and they would likely produce a show at least twice as good.
I've been thinking the same. Imagine if the Star Wars franchise had been given to people who actually give a f about Star Wars and its lore.
yeah nah, star wars fans of this level don't know anything about world building
Please tell us how you can make this show twice as good. I would really like to know oh genius one. For real.
Saw both episodes. Very boring and stoic characters, with a storyline you can tell where it’s going. Where are they getting these writers?
Forreal….disney spends all this money and this what we get? RUclipsrs and fan film makers, make better storylines…like HOW
I thought that the twin situation was a bit of a plot twist.
@@johnyinit3995 it would have been if it wasn't revealed in literally the first 10 minutes.
It’s absolute garbage.
They don’t have writers or storytellers at Lucasfilm anymore. Only insane activists.
Did nobody else see the green jedi lady open the doors to the training room with the force like a little kid walking into a supermarket pretending to use the force to open the automatic doors
I give you credit bro, I’m a big SW fan, but I couldn’t force myself to watch this
When a butter knife to the boob can kill you but getting run through with a lightsaber is like a scratch, that's pathetic.
lightsaber users really need to double tap or make sure the killing blow is a slash and not a stab.
I know everyone like to join the train and criticize, that's alright. But if you must please do it with some sense. What you just said doesn't make any fucking sense. She was stabbed right through the heart with a dagger, if they wanted her to survive it would've been in the gut or anywhere else. Use your common fucking sense when criticizing.
@thedigitalbash1506 What are YOU talking about? Getting stabbed by a razor-sharp knife ANYWHERE is potentially lethal due to blood. Not only that, what's stopping the assassin from finishing her off?
@@xenohusky5979potentially but it takes awhile to bleed out from a gut stab. A stab in the heart is definitely fetal and very quick
Also. Where a lightsaber will caughterize the wound a blade cutting a main artery to the heart will bleed you out in seconds.
Thanks for saving me $7.99 Theory...
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@@SecondBreakfastAndThreeH-zo3jp Better pay 8 dollors!
Aw. You can't handle something new with new characters in a new era. That's just said then you won't be able to see the dawn of the Jedi movie then
@@A21-EDITS21 no the new characters and the "new" era is just boring, god forbid people have differing opinions
@@PastyWhiteDude it's only the first 2 episodes. We just met them
An Acolyte kills a Jedi Master with a knife, load of bollocks
order 66 was a load of bollocks too, don't see you complaining
@@Xmeagol how so? cause people couldnt be mind-fucked to do a certain thing? sure they can. and since the command was carried out right then, not much intent for the jedi to sense. but some did and got away. sounds like you're not that smart.
@@tooslow4065I mean tbf though, I get where hes coming from. There were like 1000s of Jedi in the temple with a few younglings, surely the Jedi should have some security systems in place when shit hits the fan with the republic. I mean the Jedi were cautious and distant from the Republic already so they should have something in place to counter that.
I was still surprised that one fallen Jedi with a legion of clones battered 10,000+ Jedi… Just doesn’t make any sense on how that could’ve happened. It was even more funnier when they ran around like headless chickens getting battered by traitors with no force capabilities (Embarrassing btw)
What was even more atrocious is how most of the galaxy decided to change from their currently working and healthy government to a shit and racist autocracy with no freedom. It’s almost like they want their freedom and every nice and comfortable luxury gone. Trust me, that wouldn’t go down well in modern times.
@@RenzoOrtega-dk6ev it does all the time. lots of democracies get overthrown by dictators. happened in iran. also in cuba. and china. lots of people would trade some freedom for security. then they get the rest of their freedom taken away. also, we saw jedi die at the battle of genosis, by laser fire. why would being in the temple be any different? especially when the incoming forces are led by one of the best force-wielders in history.
the Acolyte used the Jedi’s weakness. made perfect sense
Not sure how a throwing knife doesn’t count as a weapon but okay
In this world it doesn’t. Guns etc are useless when it comes to force users. The whole reason they used light sabers…..It wasn’t just because they look cool 😂
...........that's literally the point. She isn't doing what she's supposed to. That's why she promises to kill one of the last 2 without a weapon.
Man she even has the same hair as her sith twin. You REALLY have to dispense the disbelief
I think it's a cultural thing from their planet,
As someone who likes hard Sci fi the biggest suspension of disbelief in Star wars is always how the ships work and not needing to account for time dilation,
But it's science fantasy and I can let it go
Cultural hairstyles are easy after that.
Yes and No. This actually happens suprisingly often even with twins separated at birth, a case of "reality being unrealisti"c. Also these weren't separated at birth, if this kind of look is part of their homeplanets culture or simply the way their mother dressed them I would have no trouble believing both wearing it.
Mae’s hair is longer tho..
@@neutronstarpilot4393 COPE!
@ninvusoogoar6098 Not really, there are plenty of examples of distinguishing different cultures in Star Wars from dress, hair styles and tattoos.
To say characters are wearing a symbol of their people is all over Star Wars.
Is it just me or the main character look like jaden Smith with a mop on his head 😂😂
Racist smh
😂 Say what you want about the show, but Amandala is fine af.
Hey man to each his own! Youd think they would give her a more complimenting look it's a shame
@@jordanglover3463 are u okay? Where in your head did you that it’s racist?
@@jordanglover3463sensitive af
Kelnacca acting like shrek saying “get out of my swamp”😂
To be fair. The dagger killing someone makes more sense than the lightsaber not killing someone. That's more a Disney problem than this show lol.
Can’t wait for Auralnauts to somehow parody this and make it at least watchable.
Star Wars Larry made more sense and was more entertaining than Disney's "official" sequel trilogy!
@@HyperHawkGTEI gotta go watch Larry again
I think disney was stoned when they made this
You don't know stoners then
Definitely a product of unknown pill use or worse
@@weskestis Damn i guess so, they be on that micky mouse type shi
Stoners are actually creative. These writers on fentanyl.
A Cheech and Chong Star Wars film or series would actually be hilarious, and I’ve never smoked in my life. Huge Tommy Chong fan though.
@@SecondBreakfastAndThreeH-zo3jp basically space balls 🤣
So, Osha has a force connection with Mae, immediately realizing she's alive. Yet, Mae has to physically see Osha before she knows the same. Whatever happened to the good ol' twin "telepathy"? I guess it's a one-way street.
“Jedi master Trinity” 😂😂
I stopped watching when the dude who called Luke, Anakin walked in 😭🤣
Really?
jedi master jaden smith
That dude is fucking creepy with his smile. Is he a sith?
so i guess you hated bill burrs character in the mandalorian too huh? he doesn't know anything about star wars either
@@EphmerJedi knight Milli Vanilli
Idk why but this shows just made me lose all interest in Star Wars as a whole. I wish George was still making films and not Disney.
Well you did better than me.
I was done with Star Wars during BoBF
@@aroyals339at least we got to see live action Cad Bain in that, which was kinda cool. But everything else sucked lol
@@jasonsingh3203I love cad bane but honestly the way he looked on screen killed it for me 😂
@@ambientj ya he was a little goofy lookin 😂, at least he sounded right
My wife and I are having a great time laughing our way through these episodes!
hope your pirating them, dont support this trash
I was bored listening to breakdown of this show, I can't imagine how you watched it without checking out. Love you man...✌️
If the master is a sith and the council finds out it would be a continuity error because the council says sith have been gone for centuries in phantom menace
It wouldnt be error, every jedi who will know about sith will die.
Unless every Jedi who meets this sith gets murdered. AKA the sith left no witnesses
You must think the Jedi council are watching the show just like the rest of us😂. So far it's only that twin girl that's seen the dark lord, and she probably doesn't even know he's Sith. Wait and see how the show handles it and stop making stupid comments like this. Ok?
because the Sith left no witnesses
As we all know, if it's not in the archives it doesn't exist, right?
Theory putting in the work of sitting through this icky-icky goo so we don’t have to. What a saint. Bless up.
I absolutely hate all this new woke Disney starwars bullshit, but dude I’d still watch lmao. It’s got a crazy budget it’s still watchable and kinda feels like starwars, and it’s fun to chuckle at all the retarded and goofy ass scenes
Dude, so which is it you’re wanting again?! Slow burn or action…
It's amazing that the Twins just so happened to have the exact same haircut!
Same haircut from where they were kids too, so not so strange. Y'all just choose to be stupid when reviewing shows you never intended to like.
@@thedigitalbash1506 It's called criticism, it's absolutely fine to do. It's a very specific hairstyle to have, having been separated for 10 years with different upbringings you would think they'd be different, but no, the plot needs them to be mistaken for each other so they just had the characters conveniently have the same haircut. I didn't even say I hate it, because I don't, I think it had potential and they have executed it poorly. There are so many things I could point out, like the use of the Binoculars, the guy using them is standing on a balcony but the view from the binoculars is on the ground, he also gets really close to them, looks through them again and it seems really far away. They are not putting much thought/care or attention into the show and that is what we have an issue with. You should be more critical when you watch things otherwise they'll keep making crap.
@@Zictorthe hairstyle thing is definitely a detail they should've noticed. Also, there was no mist from Mays breath on the ice planet, there was more fire in outer space where there's no oxygen (a repeated violation of physics in star wars), the crash landing on the ice planet wasn't very believeable also....the ship hits the surface from terminal velocity out of orbit horizontally, and not only was May not killed, she wasnt even injured, like, AT ALL.
There were 2 white people in these episodes. One got killed at the start and was beaten by a young whoopi Goldberg, even though she was a master Jedi welding a lightsaber. The second was a guy that killed himself. The rest of the cast are ethnic or alien, with 80% being women.
main cast is made from 4 white people 5 non white and 6 of them are woman
Dude, this is a fantasy world with aliens of all different species and ur worried about white men representation 🤦♂️. Get out of ur poor white fragility feelings and just pay attention to the story and plot. Swear u fragile losers always ruin something 🙄
@eero9033 Cool story, who were the 4 people showed as white in these episodes?
Who tf cares
@@trevinpeters3460I do
Leaks**
Leslie headland is the acolyte and Weinstein is the sith master.
The acolyte is straight from the personal memoirs of Leslie’s time under Weinstein lol. An apprentice (Leslie) trying to break from the shadow of the master (Weinstein) or about how the master (Weinstein) twisted and manipulated the acolyte (Leslie) into doing wrong. This is clearly about Leslie😂😂
I think it’s time we had a funeral for Star Wars
I liked it, Master Sol was my favorite. I don’t think that guy at the end was not a sith he’s an acolyte.
you said it wrong, white privillage force shield
The Point i switched off the TV
Yup y'all got like 200 years worth of white privilege... So Stfu and watch the show or don't 🙂
So uhh that fat Jedi tho, I mean just wow. All we're missing is a Jedi on wheelchair at this point...
Judge him by his size do you?
Learned nothing you have
I swear that wasn't supposed to come off as a fat joke, but I think Yoda's lesson still stands, don't judge a book by its cover, a lot goes in to what makes a Jedi and first appearances aren't what they seem.
Big Mac order 66
I mean, I wouldn't be surprised. We saw Jedi with canes and hover chairs.
Vader is disabled. He needs life support and cybernetics to even move around
Pong Krell was fat
@@dylanstankewicz850 dude was built like a tank what u on about phillis? Lmao
Tommin just can’t get a break. He’s always killing himself 😂
I had a feeling I wasn't missing anything special, & this breakdown video just confirmed it.
So it's the Undertaker vs Kane storyline with a Star Wars backdrop. Cool. Lol
Prediction: the potion guy is the dark Jedi.
Maybe, there's definitely more to that character.
Make Jord or Indara the Dark mastermind and there could be more of a surprise.
But I generally try not to speculate too much as people can get attached to their own theories and feel disappointed if its not the case
So I'm interested to see where the show goes
it's the mother.
I don't believe so. Isn't the mystery guy played by David Harewood?
@@neutronstarpilot4393Jord being the dark master would be hilarious. I genuinely like him his character is a vibe
@darkknightgaming695 If the Dark side has steam cleaners the temptation might be too great,
But vibe definitely a good way to describe Jord.
Disney Star Wars is like that bbq you are excited to eat but it ends up being that beyond meat garbage.
sounds like white folks bbq
Darth Kennedy’s work is now complete, destroyed Indiana Jones and Star Wars. Her retribution towards her former bosses is accomplished.
My thoughts on the show so far: it's okay, not bad, not great. I give it 6.5/10 so far.
Coming into this show, the trailers and interviews from the creators of the show had my expectations somewhat low but ready to give it a shot.
I think some of the costumes and set design is great and some not so much. The writing so far is okay, but the ending scene to episode 1 felt like something out of a fan film to me. Master Sol is by far my favorite character so far. Most of the other characters are okay, nothing special, but none that are too bad yet.
My main complaint is I don’t like how the lightsabers look. The lightsabers look super big and bulky to me. The hilts just look super big, both when their hanging off a Jedi's belt, and while in hand. I've read that the reason is this is a new prop version which now has the battery inside the hilt but the battery is big. I've heard some people try explain this in universe, as Lightsaber tech just not being as advanced or a different style preference of the age... That explanation doesn't cut it for me. This is less than a century before the phantom menace.
I'm interested to see where this show goes, but my expectations remain the same: meh/mid. Hoping to end up impressed by the end, but I'm also worried some of the fears I have based on stuff the director has said, might ruin the show for me.
I agree, the first 2 episodes were not boring, as SWT says. The character of the characters is clear, they are interesting to watch, especially Sol.
regarding the tech changing over a 100 year time period. we went from flying bicycle style cloth and wood airplanes with the wright brother to actually propeller fighters in 100 years...
@@katanaridingremy yes in real life. Star Wars although in some ways is meant to feel relatable, doesn’t abide by the same rules/laws as reality. I’m not saying that in universe explanation can’t work. I just don’t love accepting explanations for stuff like that just for the sake of covering up behind the scenes stuff that could’ve been avoided.
Couldn't have said it better, I totally agree with how you put it. I'm not against or entirely enthralled by the show right now; just a big feeling of _meh_ .
@@SpongeTMM exactly
This is SHOCKING, absolutely SHOCKING, for 180 million? Just embarrassing. If this was like 20 million, i would say ok np, but ffs
Judging a show 2 episodes in is crazy these first 2 episode probably cost like 20 mil and the rest of the budget was probably spent on the later episodes there's 8 episodes of this show
King Tommen hasn’t aged well, but he did jump out of a castle
Im calling my boy Manny as The Sith!
I guess some people don’t get this but…the Jedi thought the Sith were extinct but they were wrong and the Sith were in hiding for all those years. Darkside force user does NOT equal Sith (ie The Inquisitors). Dude at the end of the first episode is probably the Acolyte (or one of them idk yet).
Can we discuss the krispy creme jedi?😂 Jedi the hutt?? There’s no way lmao 🤣 “disciplined” jedi eh? Why did that faction of jedi look homeless?? So many questions!😂
Porkins : Hey Luke I'm a Jedi now 😁
it's all inclusive. no shaming. one of every race and gender even if they can't act
😂
I thought it was Hot Pie from Game of Thrones 😝
I fell asleep... literally
Same here. I fell asleep during both episodes.
Definitely won't be watching anyone.
According to someone who's watched 4 episodes it only gets worse anyway
@@Welsh_Dragon756 according to new Rockstars eric vaus who got to meet with the director he asked her what episode would be the most talked about and she said episode 5 so I'm assuming it'll pick up leading into episode 5
To give credit where it’s due, the rise and the formation of the Empire are not the same. The rise of the Empire was actually before TPM for Sidious intended to rule the galaxy once more as he said in ROTS. Its rise was as soon when he set his plans in motion, so by the earliest we know of TPM.
I sort of fell asleep 5 minutes into the first episode. Never had that happen watching something "Star Wars" before, so I guess that's how invested I am heh.
Episode 3 will destroy any lingering support for Star Wars by "the normies". They literally RETCON the Force! They say it is female and that the twins were "born" from 2 lesbian mothers. The one witch literally summons an essence and puts it into her witch lovers body and thus the twins are "born". You can't make this shit up. 😔
I know, i heard about this too. I am so excited for the downfall of disney star wars. It must get worse before it gets better
Isnt dat similar to how anakin was "created"
Force conception is already established in universe.
And regarding the prophecy.
That seems like it could work, because we only have allusions to the prophecy and if you have other potentials you better be certain you pick the right one or else!
If being conceived by the force is part of the criteria I can see it working, as the council didn't seem super surprised when Qui Gon brings up the possibility
Almost like maybe they've seen it before but not been convinced.
😂
The stupid thing about “the force is female” is just trying to gender a universe force.
Just as dumb as Christians thinking “the force” is male.
My God!!!! It was so terrible! The best scene was “Trinity’s” cameo….and now she’s dead. It was stale, boring, and NOT Star Wars!
The problem was she died in such a LAME way that took away any possible coolness from the scene. Both the Jedi masters this 90 lb girl attacks all outclass her by leagues yet allow themselves to be killed in dumb ways.
It was neither stale nor boring, but it was contrived.
@@HyperHawkGTE agreed
It's going to get much much worse, you'll see. Worst writing since RoP.
The Guy Who Plays Yord On This Show Is Future JJ Aka: The New Deathstroke From DC’s Arrow (Charlie Barnett) I recognize him from the last couple seasons of Arrow.
Thanks for sparing me from this show like Anakin spared GroGu
If Obi was half this show's budget, why does Obi look so much better?
Exactly 💯
saying kenobi looks better is crazy
At least Acolyte could afford camera stabilizers
Im a hater, but the acolyte looks way better than kenobi
Obi wan does not look better at all lmao
Can you guys make Dagan geras saber on ur website with the crystal chamber?
First thing I noticed in Ep 2 was my guy using binoculars while being right next to them practically, you'd at least it would be track body heat so in the force push he would track Mei. But whilst going through watching the break down I couldn't stop laughing for the Big Boy Mall Cop/Guardian looks like the son of Fat Mace
I turned this show on exactly 4 times and couldn't finish it. It didn't keep me invested. Finally on the 5th try when I got home from work and was dead tired I was able to get through the first 2 episodes. I just hope this show gets exciting soon.
The whole "The Jedi live in a dream" monologue was honestly pretty cool to hear. Always been into the darkside mindset, philosophies, etc and how they vary from character to character.
You have victim mentality
I'm interested to see what's going on with that, if this is the Sith or something else?
Or will the council do what they did to Qui Gon,
Qui Gon
So I like definitely fought a Sith on Tatooine,
Council
Eeh did you? Were pretty awesome I don't think we would have missed something like that.
I like how everyone’s haircut is from modern day Earth, and not so much from a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. To be quite fair though…the haircuts in the original Star Wars were pretty current-day at that time.
The haircuts were weird as fuck. What are you on about?
@@LarryJLexactly
Way too many dreadlocks. Killing the atmosphere
@@xx_eleteace_xx2574 Just say youre racist!
@jimmy-wf1uo deadlocks aren't race exclusive. It's a galaxy and they all look like they go to the same barber.
I find it very interesting that Leslie Headland last year talked about Rian Johnson and what he was trying to explore and do in his TLJ movie. We all know how we feel about that, but I just find it interesting Leslie never mentions Ron Howard or Gareth Edwards, not even Jon Favreau and his Mandalorian; no she specifically mentions "Ruin Johnson"; this tells me Kathy Kennedy was focused on Leslie and her "Acolyte" story specifically being more subversive and especially "Divisive" starwars material.
"even though portraying the fallibility of the Jedi was met with some serious backlash after "The Last Jedi" debuted, Headland shares that Lucasfilm President Kathleen Kennedy wasn't afraid for the showrunner to tap that theme again for the streaming series.
"I think when you think you're going to tell the story about bad guys, and the Jedi might be the antagonist to those Jedi, I think that makes people nervous. But it didn't make Kathy [Kathleen Kennedy] nervous," Headland added. "And I will say that in that room, when I pitched her, it was probably one of the most exciting things because it felt like a conversation, and less like I was up for a job. It felt much more like, 'Okay, but what are you going to do about this? And what are you going to do about that?' And so I was able to fold in what I know about Star Wars, and what I love about Star Wars, into what she's always pushing for, which is, 'What's the emotional throughline?'"
So here it's obvious Kathy Kennedy definitely wants to keep focus on that samekind of "Divisiveness" that she got Rian to focus on with his movie. Now think back to "Fight Club" when looking at these two characters - Mae & Osha, IF one of them is somekind of made up thing, let's think more interms of Starwars, not so much the idea that one of these characters could be suffering from somekind of mental illness. But what if one of the things Headland has drawn from Rian's own ideas is somekind of - FORCE PROJECTION !?!!?
Leslie seems very interested in ALL-FEMALE "Witch covens". She said she shoved Ursula and Maleficent, all those "Witch" characters she grew up with. It seems obvious Headland is channelling this in her Acolyte show with the witch coven led by that actress - "Jodie Turner-Smith". What's her character's big line in this show? "This is about Power and Who gets to use it." Could this witch coven have the ability or - "power" of their own through the force to conjure up their own kind of "Force Projection" ??
What if it is they who are manipulating not just the Jedi, but Osha/Mae??
Then we have to get into the mysterious Anime mask-wearing, Sith looking figure carrying that red lightsaber; because that villain also factors into this too. Watch the trailer again, look very closely at that clip where the figure catches their red lightsaber. The hand does look quite Feminine. Even the stature of the figure looks rather slim, and Leslie Headland's wife she said has not one but TWO DIFFERENT roles they play here.
One is the green, bald-headed alien woman known as Vernastra Rwoh from the HR books. The other we have yet to see. Could it be that Headland's wife is also playing the villain figure in that mask?
Also take a good look at that metal mask, it seems to have a big smiling mouth, with many patterns of teeth, hence why I said it looked more like something off of a Anime. A interesting figure no doubt, but who or what does that mask remind you of?? A friend of mine on here called Lara, pointed out that mask is very reminiscent of the "Legends" villain - *Abeloth*.
Abeloth would also corrupt figures, turning their eyes black, now although that was only in the legends material. It has been said that Leslie Headland has supposedly been borrowing something from the EU lore. One already evident detail you'll have noticed in clips is the Vernastra woman having a "Lightsaber Whip". Its entirely possibly that shadowy figure could be Abeloth; ofwhich the witch coven could possibly follow or be in league with.
Sorry for my long essay but it's important to try and get into the minds of these showrunners, Not in order to agree with them, but to Learn and understand whatever their stories and ideas may actually be. Leslie Headland says growing up she was always into the "Villains" and saw herself as one of them. Villains in stories don't always see what they do as *Bad*, because of how their mind works, they very often truly believe what they're doing is inherently *Good*, when it reality it's Not.
Perhaps this is how Leslie has approached the witch coven in her Acolyte story, when put in comparison to the JEDI. The Jedi were NOT BAD. They were just "Flawed" there's a difference.
I’m still figuring out why she was trying to swipe Master Indara’s lightsaber multiple times throughout their fight, only to leave it on the floor in that cantina after she defeated the Jedi Master. Kinda surprised she didn’t collect it to prove to her master that she was successful..
could stop a steel dagger, cant sense one behind someones back
within the first 10 minutes i gave up all hope for it
Yeah I saw the dagger behind her back and was like cmon man this jedi master can't sense the other dagger, or does it imply the jedi are so hopelessly altruistic that she decides to stop the dagger from hitting the innocent and sacrifices herself in the process. Still you think a jedi master with a Saber could mop the floor with a half trained kid.
Didn’t the Phantom Menace explain the sith hadn’t been around for years before maul?
The Acolyte takes 100 years before the events of Phantom Menace. I don't know how the series is going to end with the Jedi not knowing who attacked them. This show is clearly a mistake.
@@briansmith2739 I thought the same thing! I personally don’t mind the story so far, but I hate the disregard for canon material.
@@briansmith2739 no its 100 years before the events of revenge of the sith so really its like 80-90 years before phantom menace, also even if it was the full 100 years before, that is not that long ago, 100 years ago today was 1924 and you can still find people who were born around then :s granted less every day but comeo on
Yeah but maybe in Acolyte every single Jedi character dies.
@@briansmith2739 Unless every Jedi that meets this Sith dies AKA the sith left no witnesses
These writers are more focused on social messages and Star Wars lore and stories are secondary. This shines through in the show and it shouldn’t be this way imo.
What social messages are present?
Watch the south park panderverse episode
The story reminds me a lot of KOTOR 2.Primarily, how the plot is centered on tracking down four masters who were all tied to a tragic event on a planet.
Kill a Jedi with a pocket knife😮
She got killed because the jedi showed compassion and saved the bartender. It broke her focus. Its no different than how Darth vader got his red lightsaber by distracting a jedi.
@@CaptainRex96 so Jedi can dodge literal beams of light but not a throwing knife...😅🤣🤣😅😅😅🤣😂
@@The_Reality_Filter I mean Yoda is a literal grandmaster and still got distracted by Dooku when he dropped a pillar on Anakin and Obi Wan. It’s whatever George Lucas or the writers want it to be 😂
@@CaptainRex96 dude who wouldn't be distracted by a full on pillar but a throwing knife? How many times would a Jedi have deflected something as slow(approx 30 mph) as a knife that's been thrown. I mean you can watch videos here of people dodging throwing knives. It's just very bad very sloppy writing.
@@The_Reality_Filter I guess but Yoda is an actual grandmaster. Getting distracted by a pillar sounds like lazy writing too. Darth Vader did the same thing when getting his red lightsaber. Sith distract Jedi because they know they’ll always save the innocent
I have zero interest in this series. No thanks.
😂
You have to change that!Right now!Watch it!
You had enough interest to click on this video and comment though.
It's horrible. And I hear it only gets worse
@@chadblakley930says who? A psychic jawa?
I hope there's a later explanation for why the Jedi aren't engaging in combat. Obi-Wan would have chopped off her hand in seconds.
Acolyte occurs exactly 119 BBY. Both Yoda, Yarael Poof & Plagueis' Master, Dart Tenebrous, are around the galaxy at this point.
- Evil Twin kills Jedi
- Jedi council learn of this
- Council send out reps to bar to get description and pick up witness
- Witness describes killer and reps know exactly who it is and where she is
- Reps go to ship and confront "killer" (This presumably all happened in the same neighborhood, cause they move round fast)
- Reps ask "killer" where she was the night before (because night is the same time across the galaxy)
- "killer" has no alibi and witness confirms it was her, so the police, sorry Jedi to take her in
- Reps and Jedi "killer" all go back to the Jedi council but they don't go together because it's best to not keep your eyes on a "killer"
- Prison ship crashes "killer" has vision of lost sister and realizes that she's alive and could totally be the actual killer they're looking for
- With a reason to present potential evidence and free herself, she instead runs away when they arrive
- Master Jedi stated that he saw the evil twin die so the killer must be the one they captured
- Captured "killer" meets Master Jedi after pointless chase and tells her evil twin was actually the killer
- Master Jedi states that he believes her because, um, oh f**k it I give up
and someone got paid lots of money to write that trash...
I think he mind probed her. Like he did try to mind probe her sister episode later
@@piotrbuczulinski9369 that was never a thing in OG Star Wars.
@@mercuryshadow09 That was thing in KOTOR which we can consider part of OG Star Wars
So the white guy just kills himself 😂
Wish the rest of y’all would too,
Y’all cry more than any of the woman you guys hate
Yeah she reminds him of how bad Disney Star Wars is and he immediately killed himself…
Understandable
The white guilt got him bruh
Or he happens to be white and killed himself 🤷♂️ y’all are so fragile.
@@AkashablackstarWhites built the most advanced society the world has ever known. Without us you'd still be in your mud hut
It appeared that Jedi Trinity could have taken out May at any moment she chose, but was intrigued by her, and was toying with her- she recognized her fighting style, and then... well at that moment I was very disappointed....
Sam witwer just needs to be one of the head knowledge people or writers of these shows, he knows Star Wars as well as Dave and George