Bremner, Bird and Fortune on NHS (Channel 4 17.10.2004)

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  • @oldmacisback
    @oldmacisback Год назад +180

    Two brilliant performers. And now, both gone. But always remembered. Simply because they told us the truth.

    • @theeviljames
      @theeviljames Год назад +13

      totally agree - the George Parr plus interviever segments were always a highlight

    • @davidbilbrough7202
      @davidbilbrough7202 Год назад

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    • @mollyakurian5182
      @mollyakurian5182 Год назад

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  • @liammellor6405
    @liammellor6405 Год назад +99

    RIP John Bird. A brilliantly funny man.

  • @chadderton
    @chadderton Год назад +67

    Still painfully relevant today. RIP

  • @petermainwaringsx
    @petermainwaringsx Год назад +31

    Two of the pioneers of modern satire a. A generation which took on the establishment with TW3 in 1963 and are still relevant sixty years later. RIP John & John.

    • @spiffenage1
      @spiffenage1 Год назад

      Bird and Fortune were not involved with That Was The Week That Was but were together on the two:sequel series after the 1964 General Election, Not So Much a Programme, More A Way of Life and an easier to remember title BBC3 (no connection with the digital channel). Both only had one season each in 1964 and 1965. These satirised the Harold Wilson admin, which Labour had only a wafer thin majority T he trouble prone McMillan Douglas-Home admins which were satire gold dust had even replaced by a Labour government which called an election in 1966 in order to boost their majority Of course Wilson was the target of satirists eventually!

  • @msmccarthy5617
    @msmccarthy5617 Год назад +53

    RIP John Bird, go hunt out, John Fortune, have an utter another lifetime, of making each other giggle . I loved you both immensely. You gave me, so much happy , when my life was very sad. Bless you both , I loved you both immensely. Thank you for your silly , needed it and I loved it . You kept me going , thank you xxx

  • @rameshsnayar
    @rameshsnayar Год назад +43

    Brilliant! John Bird passed away yesterday. RIP. They will be missed.

    • @georgielancaster1356
      @georgielancaster1356 Год назад +1

      I only found out yesterday. So sad.
      Only found out he had some really hard years, too.
      I loved Absolute Power

  • @tommiatkins3443
    @tommiatkins3443 Год назад +20

    I worked in the NHS for thirty years. I recall wards being closed, a&e departments being shut down, streamlining the system, as we had to save six million pounds immediately. There was a massive CIP (cost improvement plan),. They closed my ward and sold it privately to save three hundred thousand. As I was then a ward manager without a ward, they dumped me into a imaginary job to liaise on a project to computerise patient records.
    The project lasted a year and the private sector company, Oasis, was paid three million pounds to deliver a useless system that couldn't do the most basic functions. It was scrapped after eight months. Three million shovelled into the drain.
    The wards are still closed.

    • @ZBurtonHunt
      @ZBurtonHunt Год назад

      So good to hear from someone who experienced the fatuous policies of a Tory government that probably loathed the concept of a national health system, for all its faults.

    • @noriemeha
      @noriemeha Год назад

      Yes, but bottomless pit insists it is good value for money.

  • @falfield
    @falfield 4 года назад +53

    They did their research - this satire was absolutely, UNCANNILY spot-on. NPfIT was just a big national shopping list of kit and vapour-ware, with no prior planning for how it would be got into use, and the implementation costs dumped on the poor saps running the local operations. And the big consultancy companies swooped in like vampires to a kill and interposed themselves between national and local, so neither knew what the f**k was going on. Which of course, didn't matter as long as the gravy kept flowing....

    • @LolTollhurst
      @LolTollhurst Год назад +8

      Coincidentally, that's one of the pillars of making money. If the "financial positive source" don't understand what's going on or what they're paying for, they won't be brave enough to interfere with the transactions.

    • @philipcamp1370
      @philipcamp1370 Год назад +3

      Another expensive british waste of money .......... been here before .

    • @falfield
      @falfield Год назад +4

      @@philipcamp1370 Yes! and it is a reminder of the saying that runs: "A failure is a guy who has made mistakes, but is not able to cash in on the experience".
      The saying is as applicable to countries and to Governments as it is to individuals.

    • @philipcamp1370
      @philipcamp1370 Год назад +3

      @@falfield public money is consistently wasted in the uk . The ajax light tank the nimrod early warning plane . The NHS Computer system around 2008 . That was around 8 to 10 billion . We don't have proper oversight and accountability .

    • @homebusiness8166
      @homebusiness8166 Год назад

      @@philipcamp1370 Not British.

  • @markaluge
    @markaluge Год назад +22

    This rang true 18 years ago and nothing seems to have changed!

    • @bermudarailway
      @bermudarailway 5 месяцев назад

      It's getting worse.

    • @markdaly1648
      @markdaly1648 16 дней назад

      This is so similar in Ireland. Hse ran thier entire system on windows 7​@bermudarailway

    • @markdaly1648
      @markdaly1648 16 дней назад

      In Ireland nothing is computerised

  • @bluecarefreeforever
    @bluecarefreeforever Год назад +32

    R.I.P. The Long Johns ❤️ Watch all their clips and you realise how relevant their satire is today! Brilliant minds. 🥰

    • @spiffenage1
      @spiffenage1 Год назад +1

      The Long Johns were Bird, Fortune and John Wells, who impersonated Dennis Thatcher

    • @bluecarefreeforever
      @bluecarefreeforever Год назад +1

      @@spiffenage1 Wells died as well. R.I.P. Excellent as actor writer and satirist worked many times with the Bird and Fortune but not exclusive. They did a few sketches and other ‘Long Johns’ versions were just Fortune and Bird like The Last Laugh. Wells did ‘Denis’ and was Bond’s Q’s assistant 🤣 As a long term private eye sub his writing is recognised there.

    • @spiffenage1
      @spiffenage1 Год назад

      @@bluecarefreeforever John Wells died in 1998 I should have emphasized that in my post.

    • @bluecarefreeforever
      @bluecarefreeforever Год назад +2

      @@spiffenage1 Not at all. You highlighting Wells shows the talent from these guys and their losses. Saw lots of their sketches and tv series and makes us realise very little has changes on the political scene. Would be good to
      have seen them with scenes about Covid and current Brexit and Just Stop Oil etc. I can imagine that! 🤣👍

    • @daiu48
      @daiu48 Год назад

      @@spiffenage1
      I’m still trying to find on RUclips
      Anyone for Dennis and
      Dunrulin with John Wells and Angela Thorne as MT.

  • @robc6481
    @robc6481 7 лет назад +64

    One of the best performances from John Fortune. Absolutely superb. These two are/were legends.

  • @tanyanightingale9105
    @tanyanightingale9105 Год назад +18

    Perfect script and delivery. These two masters matched one another perfectly. PIP John Fortune and John Bird.

    • @derek6579
      @derek6579 Год назад

      They were not scripted!

  • @explorelondon3695
    @explorelondon3695 Год назад +26

    R.I.P Mr Bird & Fortune. Pure geniuses ❤️❤️🙏

  • @seamusoflatcap
    @seamusoflatcap 2 года назад +19

    The big flaw with these interviews is that no politician would be as open and honest in their answers.

    • @kevinchun5242
      @kevinchun5242 Год назад +4

      That's what made them funny is how proud they where over what they achieved

    • @bletheringfool
      @bletheringfool 9 месяцев назад

      That was in fact the whole point of them

  • @Malisane
    @Malisane Год назад +14

    Loved their sketches, but it's a bit depressing looking back how accurate all this was.

  • @rafiqadarr6217
    @rafiqadarr6217 6 лет назад +55

    I loved John Fortune, he was a legend. Such a shame he died. I always enjoyed watching Bremner Bird and Fortune whenever I could, and I loved Rory's impressions of Tony Blair (with those funny teeth he (Rory) used to put in to impersonate Blair!). I wish there were more quality programmes on television, like this.

    • @skfarouk
      @skfarouk 4 года назад +1

      Good memory. I didn't realise he had passed away

    • @thomasdugdale424
      @thomasdugdale424 2 года назад +3

      So relevant today and very close to the truth wish they had been here to comment today

  • @tardx
    @tardx Год назад +10

    18 years old and yet oddly contemporary...

  • @davidgreenwood5241
    @davidgreenwood5241 2 года назад +10

    Well watching this in 2022 nothing changes

  • @flipper2392
    @flipper2392 Год назад +15

    Two absolute geniuses, RIP satire.

  • @garyturner5739
    @garyturner5739 Год назад +11

    Sad to hear yesterday of John Bird's death. This was 5 star satire comedy.

  • @brianbozo2447
    @brianbozo2447 2 месяца назад +1

    Miss these guys so much. Irreplaceable!

  • @prawn4tea
    @prawn4tea Год назад +14

    Two geniuses at the top of their game. Should be mandatory in schools so that pupils get an insight into how the UK is.

  • @Mr---mr4ll
    @Mr---mr4ll Год назад +35

    What a trip down memory lane… good days these…. RIP to the legend

    • @oliveringram3056
      @oliveringram3056 Год назад +1

      And Rest In Peace the NHS.....

    • @Mr---mr4ll
      @Mr---mr4ll Год назад

      @@oliveringram3056 well the man you started dismembering the NHS is now chancellor so I guess,, RIP the country in a few months I guess 🥵

  • @joanne26
    @joanne26 Год назад +7

    Sad to hear of the death of John Bird🙏🙏🙏😢😢
    I remember back in the 80’s watching these on TV
    Proper satire with the 3 of them
    I did not realise John was 86
    I would have said 76 but time flies
    😀😀😁😁🤩🤩👍 👍 ❤️❤️🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

  • @gdwnet
    @gdwnet 3 года назад +14

    Every IT manager I've ever worked for.......

  • @paulmartin39
    @paulmartin39 4 года назад +10

    These were brilliant. I used to put the cassette on during my ling drives. Very funny. Classic

    • @brianclewlyjohnson2656
      @brianclewlyjohnson2656 Год назад

      Britain is good to satirize because there is so much to satirize as in this third world country.

  • @mroldraver
    @mroldraver 6 лет назад +17

    Satirical legends

  • @magicalrobster
    @magicalrobster 8 лет назад +18

    so funny, I love these interviews

  • @tomhermens7698
    @tomhermens7698 Год назад

    10 years ago!!! They are just but only just beginning a little with this.

  • @davidlloyd3116
    @davidlloyd3116 Год назад +3

    I worked with a guy that tried to validate these Nationalised IT systems, similar to what we have in the Pharmaceutical industry. Never happened.

  • @nicholasroberts6954
    @nicholasroberts6954 Год назад +4

    In 2022, one of the new On-line patient record systems used by my local health authority is called "Patients Know Best ",. This seems to be a system run by a third-
    party entity outwith the NHS and yet it has access to part of my NHS record. I don't believe I gave my permission for PKB to access my records.
    As a patient, I only found out about its existence by accident, due to a reference to it in a text I received during treatment. I received no advance notification of its introduction either as a potential client of the NHS residing in this Health District or as a new patient. Consequently, I was not trained in its use.
    In some cases, data entered on the Patients Know Best system does not appear to be read across to the other on-line patient record system operated by this Health District. This other system is again accessible by the patient, but nobody told me of its existence or instructed me in its use and I only discovered it whilst pursuing enquiries about the Patients Know Best system.
    These systems are important to the patient in that they hold details of appointments, correspondence, treatments, consultations, medications and other details of concern to the patient and, although, much of this information is also made available to the patient in the form of hard copy letters and reports, it really comes into its own when the paperwork is delayed or goes missing . . as has happened to me on a couple of occasions this year.
    When this has happened previously, my GP has been able to access a copy of my electronic records that are available to him and issue a replacement hard copy to me.However, I'm not sure he is able to access the Patients Know Best Service.
    Further, I suspect that recently, the Patients Know Best system has been used to hide notifications to patients . . from the patients, in the possible hope that they won't find them in circumstances where the paper duplicate promised appears not to have been issued. Very strange bureaucratic behaviour.

  • @gunnersaurus17
    @gunnersaurus17 Год назад +5

    They don’t make them like this anymore.
    Safe travels, gentlemen.

  • @cel8276
    @cel8276 3 года назад +12

    Their facial expressions😂😂😂😂👏👏👏

  • @neilbarnett3046
    @neilbarnett3046 Год назад +1

    Such a prophetic sketch.
    I went for a pre-operation chat in January 2022, which duplicated almost exactly the information I had entered online in November. I asked why, and the nurse had to say that the information I had entered (on one computer system) couldn't be transferred to the system used by Sheffield Hospitals.

  • @ennesshay5040
    @ennesshay5040 Год назад +2

    2 documentaries ''The Great NHS Heist'' ( Dr Bob Gill ) & ''The Dirty War on the NHS'' ( John Pilger ) - plus the 2 minute 39 second movie clip ''bulworth'' by Raven Van.

  • @theswime945
    @theswime945 Год назад +1

    Just found this gem. They saw it coming in 2004... Who's doing satire like this nowadays? I'll miss them. Cheers.

  • @Lasagna564
    @Lasagna564 Год назад +5

    Nothing has changed and it’s now 2022

    • @noriemeha
      @noriemeha Год назад +1

      oh yes it has. it's worse today because crookery is in government and crookery & greed is now bold and in your face... no attempt to present it as anything else.

  • @carolcarr8519
    @carolcarr8519 Год назад +1

    Amazing foresight

  • @desd1932
    @desd1932 Год назад +2

    my dad loved these 2. i would watch my dad laugh his ass off. i was very young so it all went ove my head.

  • @jonident
    @jonident Год назад +5

    To add to the Catalogue of chaos how about the great Post Office scandal

  • @EGC316
    @EGC316 Год назад +3

    Brilliant. RIP both.

  • @deansmyth7646
    @deansmyth7646 Год назад +1

    Omg, I forgot all about these 2 on the Rory Premner show. Until RUclips suggestion from Mock The Week 😳😆😆

  • @seymourbutts6259
    @seymourbutts6259 Год назад +4

    So watchable and funny sadly missed.

  • @neilmccormick2064
    @neilmccormick2064 Год назад +19

    RIP the great John Bird .

  • @austenj4539
    @austenj4539 Год назад +3

    Imagine their take on NHS Covid IT contracts!

  • @zacmumblethunder7466
    @zacmumblethunder7466 Год назад +1

    As someone who worked in the Civil Service with computers commissioned by managers and ministers who would struggle to grasp the concept of "Pong", from IT consultants who had no interest at all in what the systems were to be used for, without any consultation with the poor saps who'd have to try to do their jobs with the wretched systems, I can say this is absolutely spot on.
    There was only one system I ever used that worked properly and that was one where the managers for that area of work had all done the job themselces and told the IT people exactly what was required and that they wouldn't sign it off until it did that.
    The Civil Service is in the poor state it's in because it is run by managers who were promoted beyond their levels of competence , answerable to ministers who don't know or care what about anything other than their careers, commissioning work from private companies who only see the chance to make some easy money.

  • @jmal1824
    @jmal1824 2 года назад +14

    These should be shown in schools and colleges to inform the ideologically dim students how stuff really works.

  • @Xztjhyb7
    @Xztjhyb7 3 месяца назад

    These guys are old but fab in their day on current affairs

  • @thomaswilga735
    @thomaswilga735 Год назад +1

    Stunningly accurate they really nailed the tories

    • @Alhambrasheff
      @Alhambrasheff Год назад +2

      In 2004 when this was made it was Labour and Tony Blair

  • @hgv1883
    @hgv1883 Год назад

    9 years later here we go again

  • @skfarouk
    @skfarouk 4 года назад +3

    At 1:04 you can see him corpsing because it was such a good line

  • @cmsacademy1673
    @cmsacademy1673 Год назад +1

    To think that 9 years on the NHS would be flatlining

  • @lollian2782
    @lollian2782 Год назад +1

    I remember this sketch and the rollout of this failed NHS project

  • @SkyEcho7
    @SkyEcho7 Год назад +2

    R.I.P 💗 John Bird 💗

  • @TwizyMan
    @TwizyMan Год назад +2

    It seems, years on, that nothing changes.....

  • @alexmorgan3435
    @alexmorgan3435 Год назад +1

    And this was from a time when the NHS was well run.

    • @alfredroyal3473
      @alfredroyal3473 Год назад +1

      NHS stopped being well run in the mid 1960s

  • @alexmorgan3435
    @alexmorgan3435 Год назад +2

    RIP John Bird.

  • @danielgreen3715
    @danielgreen3715 Год назад

    Brilliant Shrewd and close to the Bone!

  • @warren12pete
    @warren12pete Год назад +1

    It's 2023 and this sketch is as relevant today as it was in 2004. Nothing has changed with the same government clowns ,civil servants and NHS managers totally incapable in running anything. RIP John Bird and John Fortune

    • @crazycressy7986
      @crazycressy7986 Год назад +1

      I am sorry to say, but you're wrong. The rubber boat ppl get seen straight away

    • @antifugazi
      @antifugazi Год назад

      ​@@crazycressy7986 Wow

  • @josephinebennington7247
    @josephinebennington7247 Год назад +1

    The Observer reports, today in Jan 2023, the NHS regions are suggesting with,posters on display that patients pay for the treatment or tests they urgently want instead of hanging around on a months long waiting list…effectively a 2 tier NHS.

  • @dipeshlall
    @dipeshlall 2 года назад +2

    “Its tedious” 😂😂😂😂

  • @kurtgodel5236
    @kurtgodel5236 Год назад +2

    RIP John Bird

  • @chrisst8922
    @chrisst8922 Год назад +2

    Channel 4, Saturday evening. about twenty past seven instead of Noel Edmonds on the other side. Funnily enough I don't think about all the politics, I just think about their partnership. Sorely missed.

  • @Tridhos
    @Tridhos 8 месяцев назад +1

    Funny but so true, It was decided in the eighties to privatize and the result was that much of the technical expertise that was present in various sectors was lost or outsourced. The government then relied on private consultants who sole purpose seemed to be to screw the government for as much as they could and often left the government with systems that overran the original cost and often never worked and had to be abandoned.

  • @grahamhaller8181
    @grahamhaller8181 Год назад +2

    I was told, many years ago by some one in the know, that in order to win a bid for the contract for a government IT project, you needed to have previously won a bid for a government IT project. Which explains why the company that fucked up the last government IT project gets awarded the contract to fuck up the next government IT project.

  • @richardlawson2457
    @richardlawson2457 6 лет назад +13

    Things haven't changed all that much since 2004. Except that the eurosceptic is now in the driving seat. Of the bus. Which is on the wrong side of the road.

  • @jamessmith3406
    @jamessmith3406 8 лет назад +9

    Proper satire.

  • @davidharrison9324
    @davidharrison9324 Год назад +2

    still seems relevant sad to say....

  • @stephenreeds3632
    @stephenreeds3632 Год назад +2

    Proper satire. Probably the Tories would stop this.

  • @geenadasilva9287
    @geenadasilva9287 5 лет назад +13

    back in the day this was funny because of how grotesque the various George Parrs were. now they are just really, really life like... 😱

    • @anonUK
      @anonUK 4 года назад

      Oh they've been like this for 40 years or more, it's just that we know that everything that was being said is true.

  • @mikepen3477
    @mikepen3477 Год назад

    2:15 - Bird stifles a smile

  • @OsbornIOW
    @OsbornIOW Год назад +1

    2023. Nothing changes 🤣 NHS

  • @alanreynolds92
    @alanreynolds92 Год назад +1

    How did they know?

  • @miketarr412
    @miketarr412 Год назад +1

    brilliant

  • @gillnewlyn1151
    @gillnewlyn1151 Год назад +1

    Sheer class.

  • @derek6579
    @derek6579 Год назад +1

    Laughable then and tragic now if you are looking at the NHS now in 2023!

  • @TheMRmadhatt
    @TheMRmadhatt 3 года назад +6

    3 weeks to flatten the curve

  • @John-pn4rt
    @John-pn4rt Год назад

    No doubt Keir Starmer will conveniently ignore which party was in power when this was aired!

  • @rolandfry5688
    @rolandfry5688 Год назад

    Unfortunately, this is no longer satire, it is real life

  • @martinobrien7110
    @martinobrien7110 Год назад +1

    Look where the NHS is today & weep .
    Plus ca change .

  • @ednuttah
    @ednuttah 7 лет назад +11

    At least the NHS existed back then. Now it's a front for private firms.

  • @alfredroyal3473
    @alfredroyal3473 Год назад

    Geniuses

  • @froggiewrench1
    @froggiewrench1 Год назад +1

    Art imitating reality. The Establishment dorks propagating the "clap for the NHS" nonsense should be force fed this satire in a padded cell 24/7 to understand how nothing about the crappy NHS has changed, and that in 2023, it might well kill you before it has time to cure. Here is one show I really miss. RIP the two of you legends.

  • @michaelthomas-hq2fd
    @michaelthomas-hq2fd Год назад

    RIP John Fortunę and John Bird: comic genius's both. This hilarious sketch is horribly prescient given the current shambles in the NHS, Border Force, railways, postal service ad infinitum....

  • @davidsheriff8989
    @davidsheriff8989 Год назад

    Funny but true

  • @craigwatts4493
    @craigwatts4493 Год назад

    Much missed. Never to be replaced. Where is the next generation of satirist though?

  • @gracegood3661
    @gracegood3661 2 года назад +1

    Computer says no...

  • @antonywingham9077
    @antonywingham9077 Год назад +3

    Is this comedy?? Sounds very much like the usual ministerial interview that we're subjected to.

  • @alfredroyal3473
    @alfredroyal3473 Год назад

    Told the truth and ripped the pish out of governments and business

  • @Greebstreebling
    @Greebstreebling Год назад +3

    as true now in 2023 as it was then, but the numbers are of course much bigger now. Plus the fact that one no longer has to try to hide this kind of criminal activity, as we now have the concept of 'public service for private profit', plus you can lie and deceive as much as you want, as there's no responsibility or accountability - true utopia, but not for ordinary tax aying folks.

  • @HughTerry69
    @HughTerry69 Год назад +1

    Love these guys! Sadly truth is stranger than fiction - and under the egregious Tories, the reality in Britain has far outstripped anything made up here... :(

    • @meandshe735
      @meandshe735 Год назад

      NHS IT cock up happened under Labour, you lefty twat.

  • @peterkavanagh64
    @peterkavanagh64 2 года назад

    A spoon and empty bole. For a egg timers choice

  • @melissabryanmills7733
    @melissabryanmills7733 3 года назад +4

    😂

  • @sheilbwright7649
    @sheilbwright7649 Год назад +1

    Seems to borrow from Clarke & Dawe. Whilst I enjoyed a number of John Birds performances I am sorry to have seen this.

    • @demneptune
      @demneptune Год назад

      yeah, that hit me in about the first second

  • @TheMimifur
    @TheMimifur Год назад

    Artists... when comedy was satire not swearwords...

  • @reigndespair7053
    @reigndespair7053 Год назад

    Holy shit we are now in 2023, and it's all f*#ked. Computer says no 👀.

  • @barukkazhad8998
    @barukkazhad8998 Год назад

    As funny as this is ,its dam scandal!

  • @peterkavanagh64
    @peterkavanagh64 2 года назад

    A sketch on food moderation consumption and finacial edu . Use internatoonal liaunguage on a person whom sang fir ww2 trooos and bombed victims. The lsnguage csn be jurustructions of nation

  • @craig1538
    @craig1538 Год назад +1

    RIP John Bird. Sad that he's died, but I thought he was shite.

  • @charlesflouvat1829
    @charlesflouvat1829 Год назад

    PPE, 🤔