Everything Wrong With Mission Impossible 3 In 14 Minutes Or Less
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- Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024
- For the third time out, Ethan & company are paired with J.J. Abrams, who manages to revive the series while also mashing it up with Alias, in the process creating no small amount of sins.
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frankly I think Laurence Fishburne's delivery of "Rest assured, I will bleed on the flag to make sure the stripes stay red" is hard enough to earn a sin removal
I was at the Vatican yesterday and I explored around the walls to see if I could find that particular place and I can confirm it doesn't exist!
They used another building as the Vatican
@@Beto99PY you don't say
@@CODYoungGunna He does say. I just checked.
Am I the only one noticing that everybody wants their favorite movie to be just screwd by their favorite RUclipsr?
Noud Janssen Its because they believe that they cannot destroy their favorite movie. For example, I would like to see them try to sin "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly" but I know they won't
Noud Janssen The more I like a movie, the more entertaining the cinemasins video of it is.
Ben Harder They can't sin Lotr as well. Too good of a movie
Big Boss they have sinned LOTR allready
Raimond Russi Whaaaaaaat?
'What if Damian didn't have to go to the bathroom?' Well that's why they spilled whine on him! *sin removed*
Daniel van Loenen wine. *sin added*
Daniel van Loenen 'Davian'. Not 'Damien'. Double plus sin
Daniel van Loenen I think they meant it as in what if Davian just decided to leave the party a little wet instead of going to the bathroom.
Maybe he had an extra shirt laying around. 😕
Daniel van Loenen you would be excellent at Th3Birdman!
The Vascular ID is actually a real thing. There are palm vein scans out there that you can use for identification. The National Registry for EMTs is a test that uses it to ID you whenever you come in or out of the testing area.
Hold on, the bad guy went to the bathroom because what's her face spilled wine on him. It was apart of the plan. Sloppy move cinemasins but I still love ya!
Taylor Grimm he could have leave the place straight and clean up at home or something
Taylor Grimm right
ehh i feel like he could have avoided that mistake
Exactly, for me that sin was the bathroom being empty. And empty the whole time.
Rose NoHo that was the point of Davian's guard. To ensure he remained alone and undistu--oh, hey, another Davian, would you look at that.
Tom Cruise when running: "You cant catch me, gay thoughts!"
🤣🤣🤣
1:39 Yes, Vascular ID is a thing. The disposition of blood vessels in the hand or eye is like a fingerprint, different for every single person. And unlike fingerprints, it's nigh impossible to replicate or falsify.
Discount Jesse Pinkman is actually Jesse Pinkman. Well...it's Aaron Paul. But I think that's the joke. :)
DashCat9 *ding*
DJ Putin haha
DashCat9 yup thats me
Jesse Pinkman Wow this was a funny one friend
Mr. Blue Sky thank you thank you!
This was actually my favorite one out of the series!
Cool
You monster
It's my third favorite
I Dident fucking ask
This one is the 2nd worst in the series...
desperate-hitting-protagonist's-chest-brings-him-back-to-life-after-everything-else-fails cliché
hardy16able please do EWW the new Poltergeist
+hardy16able DING ! 🔔
hardy16able Everyone knows that all you have to do is press someones chest to the beat of 'Staying Alive'
Alan Robinson-Orr or 'Another one Bites the Dust' but I don't recommend singing that one while performing cpr...
Kaitlin Bassist no. It may be considered bad taste.
5:41
"Also, this whole plan relies on Davian going to the bathroom. But what if he never had to go to the bathroom? I admit, there's a decent chance he would have to go, but what if he didn't?"
I think you forgot something. Maggie Q's character spilled red wine on him just a couple minutes before that in order to make him go to the bathroom. A couple seconds later in this video, you can see the stain on his shirt, and he's trying to rub it out with a wet towel. A better sin would be "Spies spill something on important character in order to make them go to the bathroom so that they can abduct and/or interrogate them cliché."
He could have changed go to other room
Everything Wrong With The Breakfast Club.
Nothing is wrong with the breakfast club lol
Marcos Chavarria "No movie is without sin."
There is nothing wrong with the breakfast club.......
🎶don't you forget about me🎶
*airpunch*
That's not a movie it's a masterpiece
ThisisAlan Breakfast Club is not a movie, it has ascended all movies.
I can't believe they never actually explain the bad guys plot to use Rabbit foot.
He’s just a broker so he was going to sell it to the Middle East. It’s got a biohazard symbol on it so probably just a bio weapon.
Philips Seymour Hoffman was a beast in this movie! Loved it
9:24 Ethan actually DOES have a voice modulator, but it’s hard to see. It’s on his neck, I had to rewatch the scene a couple times to see it.
I loved this movie. I thought 2 deviated from the formula to much, but this and Ghost Protocol are awesome action films.
Do you watch many action films, or do you just steer clear altogether?
Johnny English? What about thrillers like the Jason Bourne films? There awesome.
How the hell do you watch a kick ass movie like 300 and say, "you know what? I need to see spy kids"
Carlos Blohm well its like this, u do an insane amount of crack,so u take some sleep pills to come down. Perfect analogy lmfao
Captain Eggcellent I hated 2 because it was like they decided to turn Ethan Hunt from some really skilled spy into a guy who climbs impossible rock faces with long hair on a motorcycle. "F#@% that first movie! I'm John Woo, mother#@%3ers!"
I definitely liked 3 better than the second, but neither was as good as the first. I had to watch the first one a bunch of times to understand everything. It was very heady. I still haven't watched the last two because I'm worried about them coming out like the second one.
I love Simon Pegg in anything! I'm glad they brought him back for the next MI.
"Simon Pegg is in a J.J Abrams' movie" cliché.
wait… Rome ISN'T in Argentina?
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE....... DO EWW ZOMBIELAND
Nevian Mills That is one of my favorite movies so I would love to see it torn apart
I hate snowballs! Its not the taste... its the consistency
***** u made me smile ;)
Quest for the Twinkies.
Nevian Mills Do it or you WILL PAY Ceeeenama cins
If you look closely on 9:30, I think he does have a voice modulator on his throat. Minus a sin?
Btw, Everything Wrong With Independence Day. Or Kill Bill 1 and 2.
Yeah. Just spotted it and I was scrolling down to see if someone else did. The real sin is how did he get that modulator? Does he always carry one on his person?
@@BlackChrishi he owns a person?
@@BlackChrishi when he was strapped down on the table, the guy who turns out to be the traitor (forgot his name), slips it to him iirc
@@Alex-jg2bc I'll have to re-watch it. But even then it's still weird. Why a voice modulator of all things? Did he know he was going to have to impersonate Lawrence Fishburne?
Everything wrong with _The Talented Mr. Ripley_ (1999). Considering how many outtakes you guys have made on the 'peeping' scene, I think it's a must.
Still thinking how magnificent Philip Seymour Hoffman could have been as the Penguin in Nolan's Batman movies. Sigh.
Man, I know right??? God, he would have been amazing.
Hey, a 1408 reference! Bonus points for referencing an underrated horror movie!
Outside of the way the movie opens, my favorite part might how Ethan explains to his wife how to load the gun: "It's just like putting batteries into the flashlight."
As much as I loved MI4, MI3 is still a personal favorite, I remember watching this movie so much, I was 10 years old, and every friend I had over that hadn't seen this movie, I showed it to them... and I don't know why!
you're now 26/27 :D
My favorite sins are those when you just ask "what" while laughing at the same time! 2:25
2:52 Scene unintentionally inspires the ending to Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes
8:17 in his defense: He's using a G36 assault rifle here, so yeah...
Everything wrong with the Sound Of Music
There is nothing wrong with such a masterpiece.
Isa Cruz Scene does not contain lap dance. DING
Isa Cruz it's historically inaccurate and cheesy as hell
Isa Cruz There's tons of things wrong with the Sound of Music. After all, no movie is without sin.
Zeke Payne "the hills are alive with the sound of music"
"roll credits" "ding"
he went into the bathroom because mag.q "accidentally" spilled wine on Hoffman.
Everything Wrong with 'The Godfather', I dare you!
I really want to see him do a classic as such.
I dare him in about every video he makes. x)
IDK if this has been said, but taking a beating to tire our opponent before you kick their ass to surprise them is actually a good fighting tactic. There's even a saying, I think it goes something like: "if you have strength, make the enemy think you're weak; if you are weak, make the enemy think you're strong". It may be one of the lessons I've read in Art of War, I'm not too sure.
ScientistCat that's pretty cool
If u are strong act weak sure, if u are weak just run ssly just run
@@xcaliber4141 what if
I’m slow af~
Muhammad Ali used it to beat George Foreman.
Do a mafia movie month please
YES! Best request yet
Everything Wrong with Goodfellas
***** I'm nearly the only one on earth who likes Mafia films but doesn't like much of GOODFELLAS. So I'd like to see that too.
First one should be the godfather.
Sebastian Michaelis Hey! Forget about it!
Sentence: *Whatever happened to Nyah*
SubatomicSeal her name is Mia... this ain't no hentai.
It actually was Nyah
SubatomicSeal TBH if John Woo directed MI3 Thandie would have returned.
Everything wrong with Age of Ultron please xD
Afifah StypayhorliksonHarries wait another couple months
TheMCDuck 2016 "villain reveals his plans to hero" cliché. Oh wait. Sin removed. Because Ultron, instead doing classical villain cliché, starts battleing with good guys.
Ormi Ader Still does the whole 'kidnap the hero and leave them in an easily escapable situation' thing with Black Widow though.
Aackk!! Enough with the lame superhero nonsense. That stuff's gotten old!
+Trevor De Vries similar name you're awesome
12:40 - Dude, the reason why PSH was able to beat Cruise's ass was because the bomb capsule in his head was activated, causing severe pain, and temporarily incapacitating him. The reason why he was able to get back up and fight was because he realized that his wife was gonna DIE in a few seconds... therefore "FIGHT THE PAIN and SAVE YOUR WIFE" is what was probably going through his head. Also, PSH was momentarily distracted (picking up the gun to shoot her) and Cruise got the jump on him. Through intense pain, he fueled his rage and, sequentially, was able to kick ass again. Trust me, those kinds of beatings work if you get angry enough. Watch the movie carefully next time and check the reasoning behind some of your sins.
The hole in the bridge had a car RIGHT THERE for scale. It was just over 1 car length. Not 20 feet.
I actually love how Philip Seymour Hoffman's performance is so masterful in this that it singlehandedly redeemed some of the movie's sins. Oh boy I miss the man 😢 great movie
4:14 "Whatever happened to Nyah from the last movie?" ...We don't talk about that...
Loved all the Alias call-outs. It's funny how much J.J. reused from the show. Also there is a legit episode in the first or second season where Sydney and Vaughn break into the Vatican. Still a really enjoyable movie though.
EVERYTHING WRONG WITH SHREK
There is nothing wrong with Shrek. Shrek is love, Shrek is life. Beg for forgiveness from the ogre lord.
but everything is without sin?
How can nothing be without sin if Shrek is a flawless piece of cinema? Cinema sins only contradict themselves.
well then don't blame me for false advertising everything has to be sinned. blame cinima sins. they said it
Agreed. That's a sin on you cinemasins.
Some of these make me wonder if you watched this movie. Normally cinema sins is on point but
1. Maggie Q spills wine on Philip Seymour Hoffman to get him in the bathroom
2. They clearly show how they sneak him out of the Vatican
3. That WAS Aaron Paul
4. You sin Ethan for not wearing a voice modulator that you can clearly see on his neck
Has CinameaSins ever did a EWW on a comedy film? Because I'm curious how he'd sin that.
Probably just sin all the times there was a bad joke or something idk, that's how I'd do it
***** I don't think you really can do that cause comedy movies dont take themselves seriously and the whole point of EWW is to point out all the dumb and unrealistic moments/things, as in comedy, nothing is serious and nothing is for real so you can't complain bout a joke
Yes. Furious 4 , 5 and 6.
Samrat Singh Rathore ooooh, shots fired
pew...................pew.....................pew
***** He did Twilight, so yeah.
The nature Box add actually makes all theese Videos SO MUCH BETTER
Definitely want that everything wrong with the Super Mario Bros Movie....that would have to accumulate a god awful amount of sins.
“Plan is fucked if he doesn’t go to the bathroom.”
Did you not see the entire scene where they spilled wine on his shirt so he would have to go to the bathroom to wash it off? Pretty crazy oversight for cinemasins...
I find your lack of "Everything Wrong With Rush Hour" disturbing.
I love how everytime Billy Cruddup is in a movie you play the "please go the fuck away" sound clip from Almost Famous.
What?!?!!? The chick spilled wine on his shirt, that's why he went to the bathroom
The classic tv series was about a TEAM , not a one man show like the movie. You cannot replace the original actors. They are forever in our minds.
Are you going to sin the Star Wars prequels?
logan sandstedt I'd sort of doubt it. But, maybe, before the new movie comes out this winter. But, honestly, the prequels have been covered (to death) over the last 15+ years. RLM covered them very nicely in a series of hours-long videos.
Brian Straight who's RLM ? What does it stand for ? i would love to watch that
RUclipsr Analyst Red letter media, look for Mr. Plinkett.
I think there's a RUclips policy that doesn't allow entire films to be uploaded.
Red Letter Media.
redlettermedia.com/plinkett/star-wars/
Knock yourself out, clear your schedule for the evening. They're interesting reviews and he makes a lot of good, great, points (I think the "side story/character" bits related to the reviewer are over-done, though) but the reviews are *long.* Out-stripping the length of the movies they are based on, in fact.
Sin added. It is a standard rule to give CPR as 30 : 2. You have to give 30 chest compressions before giving 2 breaths. However in the movie, chest compressions given were 15, which is not enough to build negative pressure inside thoracic cage.
I LOVE your videos SO much! Just finished catching up on them and loved every second! Hilarious, thoughtful, and awesome, as always! Rock on! Can't WAIT for more!
PSH, you sir are missed. He and Fishburne help makes this the second best MI movie.
Compared to mi2, this movie is amazing! Compared to Ghost Protocol, eh...
Logan Benton Ghost Protocol is so good! I have issue with this one because it's overall plot is a MacGuffin and that drives me crazy! lol.
Ghost Protocol had good humor which strengthened the characters' personality. Idk I liked it.
Tomnickles if you know jj abrams its kind of understandable why he didnt reveal the true nature of the rabbbit foot.
Its up to the viewers to theorize what it exactly is.
Kind of like a mystery box.
Tomnickles they are trying to cure the common cold :D
OnkleGaming Well that explains it! Phillip Seymour Hoffman was just a DETERMINED DOCTOR! lol
I'm disappointed they didn't mention the scene where Ethan's wife is pumping his chest trying to bring him back to life is the EXACT same scene from Lost where Jack does that to Charlie, it even has the same music and everything
This might arguably be the best overall out of all the MI movies
Ghost protocol is way better
For the record, vascular ID is quite real. I worked on a security system for a large software company you've definitely heard of that used precisely that. Blood vessels are like fingerprints. And they also make it easy to add a pulse detector so that you can tell whether the person is alive and not a detached arms or something.
this movie is awesome
You did it again! One complaint is explained elsewhere in the very same scene! It's like you were trying not to notice! Baddie didn't just happen to go to the bathroom, he was compelled to when the IMF team stained his tuxedo shirt.
The best MI movie
***** He was admirable... until he was turned into the fucking Dracula,which made him a legend... or a pop-culture personality.
Jeremiah Labor THE BEST SO FAR........
Me imagining clad the impaler watching hotel Transylvania lolol
Ghost Protocol is way better.
Diego Francisco da Silva Agreed
Me and my sister are both huge Alias fans, and we spent our time in the movie theater playing "Count the Alias References." We lost count after 50 or so. :)
the fact that you didn't take off 100 sins right away for that intro scene is a sin in itself
Their plan didn't rely on him randomly having to pee, they spilled wine on him. You did watch the movie, right?
Jeremy, please do Paul Blart Mall Cop 2
Are we not gonna sin the fact that the boss guys name is literally BRASSHOLE?
it's NOT the CIA. it's the IMF, you continuously say CIA in all of these, however it's a completely different agency
What does IMF stand for? Impossible Mission Films?
The IMF was created in the CIA. It's considered an official/ Unofficial section of the CIA.
DonkeyBalls4Gaming wasn't it disolved in ghost protocol
*ding*
@@Sienisota Impossible Mission Force
5:13 this 'let's emphasize those legs' shot, draws my attention to the fact that nothing is strapped to them. I'm sure later when the crew get into the sewer that she reveals a detonator from this area? I might be mistaken........
For me, the biggest sin in this movie is the scene where Davian talks about how he is going to kill Ethan's wife, despite the fact that your average IMF field agent isn't married. I mean, Ethan retired because he got married. And none of the other IMF agents have families. So Davian just happened to be kidnapped by the only IMF agent that that threat would have worked on.
He said girlfriend or wife
Cinemasins is fast becoming one of the only reasons I log onto youtube! Please do Blade trilogy sins!
Everything wrong with Angels and Demons and The Da Vinci Code! Please.
Look at Tom Cruises face @12:52 after Hoffman's head gets smashed off by the truck its all like "Yup I did it again."
RIP Philip Seymour Hoffman
10:53 You Kidding Me you Glossed Right Over the whole mathematics scene on the window for how he was going to jump !?
SIN
Is JJ Abrams really all that great as a director? He certainly isn't bad, but he mostly does fairly standard action movies. Nothing particularly thoughtful or cerebral. Yeah, he revived a couple franchises, but Star Trek 2009 was a standard action film, and so is MI 3. Is there something I'm missing here?
You've basically got it right there. He is good. As a writer he's better than as a director. He's not necessarily going to be remembered as one of the best or most important filmmakers. He's "just" good. I especially dislike his handheld; that's something that needs to be done fucking right, and in his movies, it's not
CinemaSins a macguffin can be explained like this... "It might be a Scottish name, taken from a story about two men in a train. One man says “What’s that package up there in the baggage rack?”, and the other answers “Oh that’s a McGuffin”. The first one asks “What’s a McGuffin?”. “Well”, the other man says, “It’s an apparatus for trapping lions in the Scottish Highlands”. The first man says “But there are no lions in the Scottish Highlands”, and the other one answers “Well, then that’s no McGuffin!”"
Everything wrong Inspector Gadget (1999 Mathew Broderick)
Greg Grunberg as Ethan Hunt's short round........dude you should have written this movie
I hate people who reply to their own comment.
Ikr
MeisterYodarkus He was telling a joke, fuck off man.
3 is actually probably my least favourite to be honest. 2 seems to be the most hated and is definitely insane for sure but I thought it was heaps of John Woo fun.
Also it's IMF.. Not CIA 😒
If you look closely on 9:30, I think he does have a voice modulator on his throat. Minus a sin?
IMF is a part of the CIA
Lol it’s literally not. IMF is a different organization from the CIA.
@@personwhoexists6104 “The Impossible Mission Force, or IMF for short, is an independent espionage agency commonly employed by the U.S. government. ... In the aftermath of Solomon Lane's arrest, the IMF was reinstated under former CIA director, Alan Hunley, who had become the new Secretary.”
@@TAGrimm16 That is true as well. But the relationship it has with the CIA suggests, at least in my opinion, that it used to be a branch of the CIA, which then split off entirely.
"Phil I will drop kick the fucking dogs if they come near me" - Beautiful Magnolia reference in a scene they both shared
Still loved this movie. Even it's little flaws don't sway me X) and still the best Mission Impossible movie of the series :)
"You'd think J.J. Abrams would be above-" HAHAHAHA, yeah...
Scene does not contain a heroin overdose.
I always smile when watching Mission Impossible films because Ethan Hunt sounds like Cockney rhyming slang for... well, you know.
My favorite John Cusack movie is "1406".
Justin Guidroz "I hear NEXT DOOR, John Cusack....."
CinemaSins is the only place where I will voluntarily watch advertisements.
Everything wrong with Collateral!
you missed your classic "anything straight and metal can pick a lock" from his escape.
Everything Wrong With Inspector Gadget...
One more M.I. to sin then we can all go see the final chapter next week. I saw in a behind the scenes look where that was actually Tom hanging on the side of that plane, he was just harness to the door but that's still a hell of a grip. They shot it 8 times and if something went wrong they had to wait till the plane land. Crazy
'Discount Jesse Pinkman' cannot exist in something that pre-dates Breaking Bad.
This is one of my favorite action series of all time. E.W.W dissects every movie!
EWW IS STUPID
Everything Wrong With John Wick.
Nick Garcia Hah, that movie was great, but it's definitely ripe for a nit-picky Sins video.
That MacGuffin reference was so awesome and classy it made up for the gaigokujin Americization spelling of "Sayonara".
(As opposed to the Collins Shubun meathod of Japanese Romancization which spells it "Sayounara" to honor the double vowel pronounced in the second syllable)
And *how in Jikgoku could you resist doing a Dr. Manhattan gag????!!!*
There was even a solemn freaking funeral scene! It woulda been comedy money shot!
At least with the polyglot grammar Nazi/graphic novel geek demographic;)
DO EVERYTHING WRONG WITH REPO! THE GENETIC OPERA please
lol i second that! lol
Can you pleeeeeease make a channel just for the supercuts! It's by far the most entertaining part of your videos these days.