I remember that story with the Grim Reaper. That was because..do you remember how fast Florida reopened during the pandi? Yeah, guy thought it was dumb AF to full reopen that quickly, so he decided to do this to basically warn/mock everyone. I thought it was pretty epic.
Its harmless, prank, i mean hey you take any occasion to dress up as a Grim Reaper. Pretty cool. I still stand by that covid isnt as serious as media made it tho, so people chilling at the beach also arent all bad.
@@lop90ful1 Well this was in April of 2020, before we knew that the risk of spread outdoors, even among large crowds, is minimal compared to indoor exposure.
I once said before that Florida is the state of audacity. Some people just have way too much audacity. Florida's a rockin' state, but some people just need to chill out with the audacity.
In one episode of Netflix's "Big Mouth" they go to Florida and during the song Maury sings he describes it as "America's Gloryhole". Since then its been the most hilarious description of the state I've ever heard.
I was born in Florida and still live in Florida people do the dumbest things here like 2 years ago a guy with his pick up was gonna steal dominos cause he was hungry he don’t break in to steal food there no no he literally got a chain from his pick up wrapped it around the whole building attaches it to his pick up and tries to forward it he didn’t succeed with that plan at all.
19:39, the alcohol control here in Connecticut is absurd. No alcohol in grocery stores. And because they need to be bought in packages or bags, this is why our liquor stores are called 'Package Stores'. I've heard Georgia has the same thing.
pecked to death, oh no sir, the Cassowary's weapon of choice is the six inch velociraptor claws on its feet that can punch through plywood and disembowel a human being with one swipe
16:42 That can't be right... Why would there be a "Florida Man" story at the Mall of America in Bloomington, Minnesota? Edit: On the topic of Cassowaries, it's not the beak you gotta watch out for; it's the claws that will do you in
Ngl I didn't even realise this wasn't universal, in Europe you can literally buy hard alcohol in most convenience stores. In my home town back when the pandemic started and shelves were being barricaded off for being non essential, alcohol cabinets were left wide open. do with that what you will
Pecked to death by cassowaries? Nah, you're being generous. They don't do that. They use those huge claws on their feet and drop kick you from the air like an action hero. Zookeepers have to go into cassowary exhibits with at least another person as backup and they have to carry riot shields during feeding times. Pecked to death, my foot.
also "whats with all this weed floating around in florida?" Argentina with ambulances being used as a transport for about 20 packages of weed: *yeah bro, fr.*
If the enemies of America invaded and occupied Florida then they are probably going to leave due to the amount of Florida men pulling absolute bullshit and saying. "This isn't worth our time."
see i'm interested in going to florida and experiencing it. Don't know where to go, not interested in miami, but i've heard its lovely and a good place for old people since they all go there. I dunno, the legends from that state work as it's advertisement lol.
X Florida man but I think the Chick-fil-A thing was because of the fact that they closed down on Sundays because there are Christian company and the man was trying to insult everyone who was going there by calling them gay because EVerYOnE KNOWS that being gay is a sin according to the Bible
If that illiterate dude could get a scholarship for med school, then my ass should have gotten 18 scholarships for theoretical physics. I should have been the next Neils Bohr.
Whenever I hear or see the title cards to these I always have to double take because they quickly sound like a load of nonsense made by a randomly generated AI
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I remember that story with the Grim Reaper. That was because..do you remember how fast Florida reopened during the pandi? Yeah, guy thought it was dumb AF to full reopen that quickly, so he decided to do this to basically warn/mock everyone. I thought it was pretty epic.
Its harmless, prank, i mean hey you take any occasion to dress up as a Grim Reaper. Pretty cool.
I still stand by that covid isnt as serious as media made it tho, so people chilling at the beach also arent all bad.
@@lop90ful1 Well this was in April of 2020, before we knew that the risk of spread outdoors, even among large crowds, is minimal compared to indoor exposure.
As someone who used to live in Florida, I can say that most of those are true and will probably happen again
I still live in Florida it sux I just wanna leave Florida.
@@jwg5550 I wish you luck
Well, That's Florida, True almost the Time
@@jwg5550 Maybe go to Atlanta?
@@jwg5550 did you manage to escape
I believe the Grim Reaper photo was due to reopening beaches while the pandemic was still in force.
That’s correct. The person who dressed up is a lawyer.
I once said before that Florida is the state of audacity. Some people just have way too much audacity. Florida's a rockin' state, but some people just need to chill out with the audacity.
In one episode of Netflix's "Big Mouth" they go to Florida and during the song Maury sings he describes it as "America's Gloryhole". Since then its been the most hilarious description of the state I've ever heard.
It's telling how dangerous Cassowaries are considered Steve Irwin didn't mess with them.
15:45
Florida man saw one episode of Scooby-Doo and was like,"That gives me an idea..."
7:00
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4:50 I wasn't paying too much attention to that intro tbh, but I heard that *click* sound and immediately knew what it was. Cool knife, dude.
I was born in Florida and still live in Florida people do the dumbest things here like 2 years ago a guy with his pick up was gonna steal dominos cause he was hungry he don’t break in to steal food there no no he literally got a chain from his pick up wrapped it around the whole building attaches it to his pick up and tries to forward it he didn’t succeed with that plan at all.
19:39, the alcohol control here in Connecticut is absurd. No alcohol in grocery stores. And because they need to be bought in packages or bags, this is why our liquor stores are called 'Package Stores'. I've heard Georgia has the same thing.
It’s the complete opposite here in Florida, where there is a liquor/alcohol section in mostly EVERY SINGLE grocery store in the state.
@@FenrisXIX Was in Miami recently. Walgreens was full of wine.
pecked to death, oh no sir, the Cassowary's weapon of choice is the six inch velociraptor claws on its feet that can punch through plywood and disembowel a human being with one swipe
16:42 That can't be right... Why would there be a "Florida Man" story at the Mall of America in Bloomington, Minnesota?
Edit: On the topic of Cassowaries, it's not the beak you gotta watch out for; it's the claws that will do you in
The guy was from Florida I'm guessing
27:00 I was dying at the use of Huttese
19:40 the walmarts here in Maine has a alcohol section a few aisles...even Maine only grocery stores (Known as Hanaford) has a section like that
Ngl I didn't even realise this wasn't universal, in Europe you can literally buy hard alcohol in most convenience stores. In my home town back when the pandemic started and shelves were being barricaded off for being non essential, alcohol cabinets were left wide open. do with that what you will
26:04 That wheeze
Hehe what’s scarier than a Florida man is their predators
7:00 is when it begins
As a Florida man...anything is possible.
Pecked to death by cassowaries?
Nah, you're being generous. They don't do that. They use those huge claws on their feet and drop kick you from the air like an action hero. Zookeepers have to go into cassowary exhibits with at least another person as backup and they have to carry riot shields during feeding times.
Pecked to death, my foot.
Too 15:15 NEKKID GRAMMA!!! Lmfao I love that!
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"I'M GOING TO EAT, 50! HOTDOGS! AT ONCE!"
I once again implore you to give the spacebar some TLC, hes been overused and needs a rest.
He should swap to the "K" key, then.
also
"whats with all this weed floating around in florida?"
Argentina with ambulances being used as a transport for about 20 packages of weed: *yeah bro, fr.*
Florida: where sanity and old people go to die.
34:21 Did he let it all go in Olaf tho?
As someone born an raised in Florida this is a fun video to watch 😂 also l will say it we crazy welcome to crazy town my hometown
23:41 That guy looks like 90 percent of the nowadays trap/gangstar rap rappers
25:14 For some reason I can't explain, I know Saint Peter won't call his name.
15:08 The guy who said that is also a pastor believe it or not
Bristol, I presume? I live on that border and I can vouch for that as I have never seen one
If the enemies of America invaded and occupied Florida then they are probably going to leave due to the amount of Florida men pulling absolute bullshit and saying. "This isn't worth our time."
Florida is where society evolves backwards
it evolves sideways and upside down too
As a Florida citizen I can relate many things in the state.
i once heard the news of a florida man throw an entire alligator into the drive thru of McDonalds
see i'm interested in going to florida and experiencing it. Don't know where to go, not interested in miami, but i've heard its lovely and a good place for old people since they all go there. I dunno, the legends from that state work as it's advertisement lol.
I'm from Pensacola, FL. Well, right next to it. It's a nice place to visit
27:24 why does this dude look like sam smith?
All the Aerospace industry folk in florida: am I a joke to you?
32:12 escape castle Florida
Florida man here , yes we are crazy
I live in Georgia which is right next Florida and I went there for Disney.
Florida. The Wild Card State
23:20
Man looks like a public bathroom stall
34:05
Damn, M0istKritikal really fell off.
The guy in the tumbnail looks like the mayor of chicago
X Florida man but I think the Chick-fil-A thing was because of the fact that they closed down on Sundays because there are Christian company and the man was trying to insult everyone who was going there by calling them gay because EVerYOnE KNOWS that being gay is a sin according to the Bible
Wasn't Lil' Pump also going to medical school, think he had a fully paid scholarship and dropped it for rap
If that illiterate dude could get a scholarship for med school, then my ass should have gotten 18 scholarships for theoretical physics. I should have been the next Neils Bohr.
@@princealigorna7468 yeah I dunno how the fuck he managed anything like that
@@princealigorna7468 how do you know if he's illiterate or not? You're confusing his Persona with the actual personality
Man you guys don't get it Coldplay lyrics are that threatening.
Starts at 7:02
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@@officialrhythmicthoughts
My name isn’t Caleb though?
Hey my boys doing there things. Love these guys.
Once again, only hear for Chad
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umm nate wild swans are endangered
Whenever I hear or see the title cards to these I always have to double take because they quickly sound like a load of nonsense made by a randomly generated AI
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I can approve with Chad I live in Indiana.
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Why you gotta keep pausing the video?
Florida man and Florida woman have a healthy Florida baby and have a decent Florida life.
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