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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @ianmaluk1
    @ianmaluk1 4 года назад +1303

    The scary thing is though, Kaif is the prefect blend between a great detective Sherlock Holmes and a Juan Pujol García
    double agent.

    • @Lloyd_Montecillo
      @Lloyd_Montecillo 4 года назад +208

      Beware the genius who acts like a fool rather than the fool who acts like a genius, for the words that come out of his mouth often bear the weight of truth but muddles it with smears of lies. As to which is purer, only the wisest can accrue its worth.

    • @BEEGestOfThemAll
      @BEEGestOfThemAll 4 года назад +27

      @@Lloyd_Montecillo say that again but not in criptic bullshit

    • @laziwastaken
      @laziwastaken 4 года назад +69

      @@BEEGestOfThemAll to sum it up
      Beware the smart guy who acts like a dumbass rather than a dumbass who acts like a smart guy, as what they say is mostly true, but has a bit of lies in between. As to who is better, only the smartest can decide

    • @theplaylistcollector2910
      @theplaylistcollector2910 4 года назад +12

      lazy popsicle thanks

    • @Cosmic_cosmention
      @Cosmic_cosmention 4 года назад +10

      Smart man and nice references

  • @ninjapilot1062
    @ninjapilot1062 4 года назад +1132

    "Stan you know how when you make judgement calls you sometimes get them right?"
    "yeah yeah yeah yeah."
    "I sometimes get them wrong."
    *FORESHADOWING*

    • @AgentVamp
      @AgentVamp 4 года назад +24

      foreshadowing*

    • @skipping88
      @skipping88 4 года назад +2

      @@yeetman6655 okay*

    • @JustAJosuke
      @JustAJosuke 4 года назад +10

      @@yeetman6655 anyone else smell a giant salt mound or only me?

    • @JustAJosuke
      @JustAJosuke 4 года назад +8

      @@yeetman6655 found the failed comedian who needs to laugh at his own jokes

    • @JustAJosuke
      @JustAJosuke 4 года назад +2

      @@yeetman6655 go back to circlejerking on 4chan where noone here has to listen to your stupid ass.

  • @janreiafrica
    @janreiafrica 4 года назад +264

    2:27 "You know how in judgement calls, that you sometimes get them right. I sometimes get them wrong"
    I hate that this make sense as much as it did

    • @figshwg
      @figshwg 3 года назад +2

      It do be right

  • @mrmeeseeks5637
    @mrmeeseeks5637 4 года назад +1507

    What if you were in the hospital and Stan comes into your room with a knife and locks the door behind him and you hear him say
    " *JUDGEMENT CALL* "

    • @scp049hasbreachedcontianme9
      @scp049hasbreachedcontianme9 4 года назад +104

      Yeet the heart monitor at him and shout "Judgement on your judgement call!"

    • @aundersave
      @aundersave 4 года назад +52

      Pulls a knife on him “No U.”

    • @SmilesEdgeworth
      @SmilesEdgeworth 4 года назад +133

      Do nothing, he'd probably trip and fall on the knife without intervention.

    • @simplyyshelly4103
      @simplyyshelly4103 4 года назад +21

      say to him when in doubt VOTE STAN out

    • @keitharmandlianto7767
      @keitharmandlianto7767 4 года назад +15

      The same energy as Vibe Check LMAO

  • @holystone2690
    @holystone2690 4 года назад +740

    Kaif, I would like to thank you for the subtitles you put in your videos, they are very fun but for me they are very important, English is not my native language, so I have difficulty understanding normally, however your subtitles provide that I do not miss almost nothing, since reading and listening I can absorb much better. This format is very fun and intuitive, thank you and keep making amazing videos like this.

    • @Kaiff
      @Kaiff  4 года назад +250

      It's no problem man, even with English as my first language, I turn subtitles on when I watch films
      It somehow makes it easier to take it in :)

    • @ibeen7881
      @ibeen7881 4 года назад +43

      @@Kaiff With your subtitles i learned English better than my first nine school classes. Thank you.
      ©Russian subscriber.

    • @TheLeaderofChannelgrid
      @TheLeaderofChannelgrid 4 года назад +9

      @@Kaiff if i was playing with you i would definitely want my font color to be sky blue

    • @TheLeaderofChannelgrid
      @TheLeaderofChannelgrid 4 года назад

      @@Kaiff so if i ever join you can I decide which font family I can add as thy text because there is this really cool font I have on my phone it is called "HUThegame" but here are the cons: im 12 and my voice sounds a little crap but the pros are: I have a mustache and a light beard
      The font you can look it up on thy internet.

    • @paulsd9255
      @paulsd9255 4 года назад +2

      @@Kaiff thought I was the only one who preferred subtitles, thanks for these subtitled highlights man!

  • @emilioshahaj
    @emilioshahaj 4 года назад +340

    Lol i like how you convinced stan that killing him was a logical action lmaooo

  • @DeTwitterfyYoutube
    @DeTwitterfyYoutube 4 года назад +230

    Kaif:
    The only person I know of who can do everything right, and still lose because the people around him don't understand his big brain plays.
    I love this clan.

    • @theultione9133
      @theultione9133 4 года назад +9

      Actually, as an experienced EOB gamer Kaif's strategy on this game isn't very good. However, his combat skills are pretty good.

    • @BillyBob-xx5jr
      @BillyBob-xx5jr 4 года назад +3

      @@theultione9133 May I ask, what is Kaif doing wrong? He usually manages to figure out the alien relatively quickly.

    • @theultione9133
      @theultione9133 4 года назад +10

      @@BillyBob-xx5jr well 1st he rdms. Very bad idea. Killing Stan like this in a solo queue will get you killed
      2nd how doesn't he/his teammates notice that everyone pings and there's someone in the middle? Also, they stay very close allowing easy leeches.

    • @theplaylistcollector2910
      @theplaylistcollector2910 4 года назад +11

      The Ulti One but
      When in doubt vote Stan out

  • @Brofisticus
    @Brofisticus 4 года назад +131

    Its so strange... I didn't know there could be three aliens in a match but Stan proves that wrong.

  • @luigimario1237
    @luigimario1237 4 года назад +243

    The worst enemy of Stan is Stan himself with his judgement calls

  • @chickenreaper512
    @chickenreaper512 2 года назад +79

    8:35 Daz:"I can't decide if Kaif needs an Oscar or Glen needs a slap"
    Daz predicted 2022 Oscar

  • @SRDaz
    @SRDaz 4 года назад +379

    Get this man an Oscar.... >_>

  • @stancat123
    @stancat123 4 года назад +602

    So we started blastin

  • @mortarion9813
    @mortarion9813 4 года назад +239

    Last time I was this early, Nurgle hadn't infiltrated the ship yet.

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket 4 года назад +7

      Bro I don't think this is the right univers

    • @TheArthasmenethril
      @TheArthasmenethril 4 года назад +20

      Not yet. *readies bolter*

    • @frankie1261
      @frankie1261 4 года назад +3

      Oof

    • @notacat9772
      @notacat9772 4 года назад +5

      @@TheArthasmenethril *Heretic Burning Intensifies*

    • @wraith4201
      @wraith4201 4 года назад +6

      Stan: "I think it works like this"
      Kaif: "That is literally what I just said"

  • @thebluesuit8239
    @thebluesuit8239 4 года назад +73

    10:25 Kaif: “Oh look. Daz is back.” Daz: *B O N K*

  • @potsy5263
    @potsy5263 4 года назад +21

    Stan: "You guys make my blood boil"
    You do the same my man.

  • @mariomartinez-ug2rk
    @mariomartinez-ug2rk 4 года назад +55

    Cali: Im gonna stabby stab somebody
    Best quote of 2020

  • @13thKingMu
    @13thKingMu 4 года назад +65

    I feel bad for Stan even though it relly funny to watch Stan dies

  • @chromosaur2560
    @chromosaur2560 4 года назад +18

    2:00 Kaif: Fine.....I'll do it myself.

  • @notacat3979
    @notacat3979 4 года назад +51

    There always a moment of sadness when you can hear the outro in the background beacause it like 2 weeks for kaif to upload

    • @notacat3979
      @notacat3979 4 года назад +1

      I know but finding the funny parts can take hours

    • @notacat3979
      @notacat3979 4 года назад

      Gotta watch the whole thing to find it

    • @AcTive_AK
      @AcTive_AK 4 года назад

      @@notacat3979 So you *don't* watch the whole thing while laughing?

    • @notacat3979
      @notacat3979 4 года назад

      There are dry bits in some of them

  • @queenchaosyet
    @queenchaosyet 4 года назад +11

    “I can’t decide if Kaif needs an Oscar, or whether Glen needs a slap” XD

  • @matthewd7142
    @matthewd7142 4 года назад +13

    6:00 Stans new hit single I'm blasting

  • @breadcat2990
    @breadcat2990 4 года назад +40

    Guess Stan will just never underSTANd.

  • @RinoTheFox
    @RinoTheFox Год назад +2

    Its been 3 years and its still funny to hear stan say 3:05 "oh sugar" in a slow tone

  • @Doggo2497
    @Doggo2497 4 года назад +65

    Can someone make a compilation of all the times that Kaif killed Stan.

    • @wilmagregg3131
      @wilmagregg3131 4 года назад +5

      it would be 19 hours long

    • @jeremy_michell
      @jeremy_michell 4 года назад +2

      @@wilmagregg3131 not 24?

    • @wilmagregg3131
      @wilmagregg3131 4 года назад +4

      @@jeremy_michell if they included stans last words each time as well sure now that would be inresting STANS LAST WORDS THE COMPLIATION

    • @jeremy_michell
      @jeremy_michell 4 года назад

      @@wilmagregg3131 yeah that would be funny

  • @Evohuh
    @Evohuh 4 года назад +4

    "I wasnt gonna kill him" as he chases stan for probably 2 minutes

  • @duckmunch8307
    @duckmunch8307 4 года назад +104

    seen the vid like 5 secs after it was posted. what timing

  • @imnotsorry8715
    @imnotsorry8715 4 года назад +27

    THE GOD HAS GIVEN US ENTERTANINMENT AGAIN!

  • @Ethan-gw6mi
    @Ethan-gw6mi 4 года назад +15

    The defeat in Stans voice as he knows no one will ever be on his side is depressing. I’m sorry Stan :(

  • @bundleoffuck2986
    @bundleoffuck2986 4 года назад +3

    Tbh, I’d listen to Kaif if he asked me to do something, without any question. He’s just so charismatic.

  • @jetcastge641
    @jetcastge641 4 года назад +3

    4:30 literally what Sparkie said last video about people blindly trusting Kaif

  • @BigBoaby
    @BigBoaby 4 года назад +2

    Glen gets fucked over in every game he plays. Its like he has a massive target on his back that no one can ignore. Gets killed when he is innocent, gets killed whens the enemy the boy can catch a break lol

  • @VinRocks
    @VinRocks 4 года назад +4

    *Kaif's sexual charisma is greater than that of anyone else's on Earth. This allows him to get away with everything.*

  • @teostancu364
    @teostancu364 4 года назад +1

    In this video kaif is the puppet master, he is good at pulling the strings

  • @alexharris6808
    @alexharris6808 4 года назад +1

    8:29 "I can't decide whether Kaifs needs an Oscar or whether Glen needs a slap." Best quote

  • @ishadowy_1
    @ishadowy_1 4 года назад +1

    I swear Daz and Kaif are just the dream alien and crew duo in this game.

  • @galaxianinsomniac9953
    @galaxianinsomniac9953 4 года назад +5

    Deflect defective Kaif, or you're getting detective knifed.

  • @OnyxSWTM
    @OnyxSWTM 4 года назад +1

    Once again, a Kaif video to help me through the day

  • @pingspoof_bot4813
    @pingspoof_bot4813 3 года назад

    "Cor, you guys make my blood boil" literally the cutest thing stan has ever said, i love it

  • @sensitive0198
    @sensitive0198 4 года назад +1

    Kaif makes me laugh on every godemm video, keep up the amazing work m8

  • @PiniutLEGIT
    @PiniutLEGIT 4 года назад

    I love the animated outro. I don't know if it was in other recent videos but it's cool.

  • @danielokit1619
    @danielokit1619 4 года назад +50

    Kaif play among us the map has switch around like a mirror only for April fools only ( like for they can see this )

  • @allbravado4199
    @allbravado4199 4 года назад +2

    I want to set kaif yelling "YES" as my notification

  • @birdy123
    @birdy123 4 года назад +8

    Shouldve called it
    "kill kaif or else perish"

  • @chromosaur2560
    @chromosaur2560 4 года назад +1

    Lesson of the story:
    Never let Stan make the judgement call

  • @doctordoctor1200
    @doctordoctor1200 4 года назад +1

    Kaifs channel deserves more subs

  • @shazimanbaftiri5405
    @shazimanbaftiri5405 4 года назад +1

    4:56 is when Kaif grows in power

  • @von3987
    @von3987 4 года назад

    We all need to start BLASTIN like Stan and nobody will be able to stop us

  • @nugget3422
    @nugget3422 4 года назад +1

    Ooo a little animation for the outro, nice 👌

  • @chitolapinid6633
    @chitolapinid6633 2 года назад

    I love that the words Slap and Oscar, are on one video from 2 years ago.

  • @KnightDelta69
    @KnightDelta69 3 года назад

    Re-watching videos is still just as entertaining as the first time damn

  • @gabrielbelmont1496
    @gabrielbelmont1496 4 года назад

    The only things that get Kaif killed are either Stan's sheer stupidity or spite

  • @duythuchoang5095
    @duythuchoang5095 4 года назад +3

    People: Enemy on board
    Me, an intellectual: Among Us Mobilen't

  • @Man_who_offers_frogs
    @Man_who_offers_frogs 2 года назад

    Kaif is the most Trusted man, But he tends to use the Trust to betray his friends

  • @AoRArchAngel
    @AoRArchAngel 4 года назад

    Stan's judgement calls, are the best kind of calls.

  • @G3no0
    @G3no0 4 года назад

    when Stan does a judgment call and his judgment Call was correct
    Kaif: 4:56

  • @canyesilbas5664
    @canyesilbas5664 4 года назад

    I like how whenever they trust Kaif he wins but whenever they dont they lose.

  • @math3000
    @math3000 4 года назад +1

    Kaif is the epitome of SPEECH 100

  • @B0TFrosty
    @B0TFrosty 4 года назад

    I think the worst about Kaif is that whenever he is either good or bad, either he has very convincing arguments or he is very good at deflecting blame, so you are basically rolling the dice if you trust him or not

  • @dusman7480
    @dusman7480 4 года назад

    It feels like Stan is always the bad guy even though he's not an alien and also you can actually see when he's lying

  • @Xara
    @Xara 4 года назад +1

    6:20 BLASTIN

  • @LuigiToan
    @LuigiToan 4 года назад +1

    PLEASE tell me Stan was just April fooling us on being an idiot

  • @Skullpubby
    @Skullpubby 4 года назад

    All I've learned is that kaif is such a great manipulater and a great detective.

  • @boshikagebira4753
    @boshikagebira4753 4 года назад

    Kaif didn’t even need the cyborg core to kick somebody’s ass

  • @greatersoul5279
    @greatersoul5279 4 года назад

    Just have to say. The end card looked really good. Nice job man!

  • @Raghetiel
    @Raghetiel 3 года назад

    "Stab Stan" sounds so...natural

  • @cartoskysin135
    @cartoskysin135 4 года назад +1

    "O I run in2 an ehhhhhhhhhhgg"

  • @flooffster
    @flooffster 4 года назад

    the worst thing is that Kaif wasn't in the room when the alien passed Glen... so the only way Kaif could've known that Glen was an alien, is if Kaif was the alien that passed him hahahaha :D

  • @monsterdrinkbest2997
    @monsterdrinkbest2997 4 года назад +1

    Love you kaif. The vids are great my dude

  • @dustinregister3490
    @dustinregister3490 4 года назад

    Kaif:it’s daz
    Everyone else:ya it’s daz kill him
    Kaif:😏like clockwork

  • @BlackKaiserDrake
    @BlackKaiserDrake 4 года назад +1

    “I bet he’s a Master Yi main” lmao

  • @averageperson5118
    @averageperson5118 4 года назад +1

    ah yes we love Stan and is judgement calls

  • @commanderduck7840
    @commanderduck7840 2 года назад +1

    the johnny depp reference :skull:

  • @princesunriseyt4548
    @princesunriseyt4548 4 года назад

    GIVE KAIF A OSCAR!!!AND A ACTING AND SARCASM AWARD!I should make Him a Spy in my Intelligence Agnecy

  • @nutelasaur9453
    @nutelasaur9453 4 года назад

    "I can't decide if Kaif needs an Oscar or whether Glen needs a slap." Daz summed up the entirety of SR when they play deceit games, just swap out Glen for anyone who gets duped.

  • @Daniel-zt9qe
    @Daniel-zt9qe 4 года назад

    2:00 the wrench hits sync with the music

  • @masoncarothers5003
    @masoncarothers5003 4 года назад

    Kaif’s powers of persuasion are scary lol

  • @erlangga213
    @erlangga213 4 года назад

    I want that "nani" sound for my ringtone

  • @sr-jh1np
    @sr-jh1np 3 года назад

    "They can't kill me im blastin'."
    Stan 2020

  • @tomboudet9499
    @tomboudet9499 4 года назад

    I truly love when Stan been him 😂

  • @autisticgameandwatch3839
    @autisticgameandwatch3839 Год назад

    Kaif in this game is like me in social games out calls early on tend to be right

  • @TheFuri0uswc
    @TheFuri0uswc 4 года назад +1

    That wasn't a threat that was a promise.

  • @AFlurryYT
    @AFlurryYT 4 года назад

    I like the animation you did for the end screen

  • @thedarkwolf8147
    @thedarkwolf8147 4 года назад +2

    Dang people are fast

  • @arbikiuszelemelek3347
    @arbikiuszelemelek3347 4 года назад

    That Point blank Stan "Blastin" Was so fucking good 5:55

  • @Neon-zq5of
    @Neon-zq5of 4 года назад

    Stan incompetence really shines in this fucking game

  • @Dr_Mafia
    @Dr_Mafia 4 года назад

    Stan - Oh jesus christ Stan also - dead

  • @sadman5929
    @sadman5929 4 года назад

    I just realized that kaif and Stan judgement call is just like a ☯️

  • @Kommander_Knucklehead
    @Kommander_Knucklehead 4 года назад

    Stan doing what stan does

  • @end-gq4bg
    @end-gq4bg 4 года назад

    I feel like these of games are just ways for Kaif to level up in his charisma skill until he maxs out

  • @declicitous1763
    @declicitous1763 4 года назад

    "We were safe in here until the three f**kers turned up" Kaif 2020

  • @goodburger8175
    @goodburger8175 4 года назад

    Ending song starts playing
    Me: sad
    Ending gets animated
    Mfw: 0:58

  • @saintofall3653
    @saintofall3653 4 года назад

    Its worth noticing that Kaif has become the premier RUclipsr for betrayal games. DOn't know if that speaks well for him as a person though lol.

    • @Kaiff
      @Kaiff  4 года назад

      I love betrayal games because it's fun to act differently to how I normally am
      I'm not a sociopath.. I swears it! ;)

  • @wiccans4618
    @wiccans4618 4 года назад

    You are way too good at these games

  • @noobslothgamin6975
    @noobslothgamin6975 4 года назад

    Hi guys and todays video we learned how to make Stan boil and Kaif to get an Oscar . . . . .
    Also FIRING SQUAD!!!!

  • @slavmcblin4698
    @slavmcblin4698 4 года назад

    Kaif would have solved the Kira case in seconds

  • @miguelmialichi6367
    @miguelmialichi6367 4 года назад

    The reverse psychology glen tried to use on ya

  • @jelly8221
    @jelly8221 3 года назад +1

    Stans like the free spot on bingo
    Cards

  • @sensitive0198
    @sensitive0198 4 года назад

    I just saw it a 2ed time, and I noticed that at 09:17 kaif says :"people need to start listening to me" and in another clip he literally goes on blaming Daz for being an infestor and people going blindly after it, kaif wins in both of those games for some reason lol

  • @AssassinIronMan
    @AssassinIronMan 3 года назад

    4:30 WOW STAN’S VOICE COMPLETELY CHANGED WOW

  • @siamesecatrw
    @siamesecatrw 4 года назад +2

    Watching a vod then I got the notification