The Worst Safety Protocol Ever

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  • @gamingguru2k6
    @gamingguru2k6 18 дней назад +87

    Light sabers don't have a standardized design and are unique to each Jedi. There's no way to make starfighters compatible.

    • @j.k.4479
      @j.k.4479 18 дней назад +3

      I'm guessing it needs the light beam from it not the handle or hilt.

    • @gamingguru2k6
      @gamingguru2k6 18 дней назад

      @j.k.4479 even if you assume that, both Kylo's and Dooku's saber hilts would get in the way.

    • @alexisrodriguez6526
      @alexisrodriguez6526 18 дней назад +10

      ​@@j.k.4479 regardless, everything lightsaber is different, it is built by the Padawan before getting promoted to Jedi, it is nigh impossible for any lightsaber to be compatible with this weapons system because they're all different

    • @kintsuki99
      @kintsuki99 18 дней назад +4

      It is a compartment were you put thr lightsaber, could be a square box, and what is recognized are the kaiber cristal's bio signature.

  • @AdmiralNesence
    @AdmiralNesence 18 дней назад +92

    This is the exact opposite of how real militaries design their vehicles. All US military vehicles actually do not have keyed ignition systems, so that any person can access them as necessary. Because if they guy with the keys gets shot or looses them you might still need to get in the humvee and drive away.

    • @SethAbercromby
      @SethAbercromby 18 дней назад +7

      That is really interesting actually. Do they still use door locks or are they using external means of securing their vehicles don't abscond without anyone knowing?

    • @maxgehtdnixan4913
      @maxgehtdnixan4913 18 дней назад +10

      @@SethAbercromby Well, at the very least, they use "armed guards"...

    • @SethAbercromby
      @SethAbercromby 18 дней назад +5

      @ That's what you might call an "external means"...

    • @somechinesedude5466
      @somechinesedude5466 18 дней назад +1

      Interesting
      Was there any case when army vehicle get stolen in base attack? Or said scenario would be "impossible" at all in whatever conflict US army is on

    • @AdmiralNesence
      @AdmiralNesence 18 дней назад +6

      @@SethAbercromby there are points on the doors for padlocks, but from my understanding these are only really used when the vehicle is in storage.

  • @iambob6590
    @iambob6590 18 дней назад +49

    If the Jedi had their weapon damaged or destroyed?
    Add to that, they needed to escape quickly.
    Well 'standard safety protocol' leaves the Jedi dead.

    • @shoopoop21
      @shoopoop21 18 дней назад +6

      They want to do this to the guns. These are people that fundamentally do not live in the real world, so every safety feature is worth the sacrifice, _for them._

  • @noanswer1864
    @noanswer1864 18 дней назад +44

    I feel very bad for the pike users, the cross guard and basket hilt users, the axe users (all 2 of them), the broadsaber users with their flat emitters, and everyone else with a handle that wouldn't just slide easily into a cylindrical slot. Imagine trying to fly with a spear handle plugged into the console, and wedged against your shoulder and neck.

  • @Riley_Mundt
    @Riley_Mundt 18 дней назад +11

    This is like if a P-51 Mustang required the pilot to insert his loaded M1911A1 into a slot before being allowed to use the main guns.

  • @maxgehtdnixan4913
    @maxgehtdnixan4913 18 дней назад +16

    "The casualties for order 66 paled in comparison to those caused by the senate resolution for mandatory flight training."

  • @foreshame7370
    @foreshame7370 18 дней назад +40

    Sounds like a Dev protocol.

  • @haraldbredsdorff2699
    @haraldbredsdorff2699 18 дней назад +25

    I, am trying to imagine, how this is even suppose to work.
    And why they do not use something easier, like a hidden button that you use the force to push.
    Having a lightsaber lock, just means if you steal a lightsaber, you can still use it. Or use a sith lightsaber.
    And if the jedi damage his lightsaber, now he can not use weapons while trying to get away.
    It is just a dumb idea.

  • @alexisrodriguez6526
    @alexisrodriguez6526 18 дней назад +10

    They're seriously pulling shit out of their ass at this point. Aren't all lightsabers meant to be built by the padawan before getting promoted to Jedi? Doesn't that mean that all sabers are fucking different!?

  • @frankg2790
    @frankg2790 18 дней назад +4

    That "Safety Protocol" is an actual design flaw because it puts the user in unnecessary danger. The opposite of the exhaust port on the Death Star, which was an essential function that is only a weakness if the guy firin' the proton torpedo has Force Powers and used whomp Rats as target practice.

  • @IdleDrifter
    @IdleDrifter 18 дней назад +16

    The helicopter light sabers in that damn cartoon. Star Wars Rebels, I believe. Made no sense either as that would imply Light Saber blade either are shaped like wings or have the ability to be flexed into a wing shape.
    Star Wars writing today has that exponential power creep into the blackhole of stupidity.

    • @combinecommando001
      @combinecommando001 18 дней назад +1

      I can forgive a lot but bad ideas like that, yeah no. Although let's not pretend that the old EU didn't have stupid lightsaber concepts either, like the lightwhip, that thing was more of a danger to its user than anyone else. Not that I'm forgiving the damn helicopter thing, they could have just, you know, JUMPED, force users can do that, do super jumps. But nah, let's make a gimmick thing to sell toys.

    • @xX_Pokeman_Xx
      @xX_Pokeman_Xx 18 дней назад +2

      I haven't seen the blades on them, however lightsabers don't HAVE to be in a cylinder shape. There are cases of lightsabers in other unusual shapes, such as the Darksaber which has a blade not dissimilar to a cutlass.
      The concept still sounds stupid, but the blade shape is hardly the problem with it.

    • @graye2799
      @graye2799 17 дней назад

      The lightwhip was deliberately set up to be a rare variation thst only few could use without hurting yourself.​@@combinecommando001

  • @ConsueloWubba
    @ConsueloWubba 18 дней назад +10

    Last I checked, the galaxy at large calls anyone who uses the Force as a jedi, often derisively. The average joe often can't tell the difference between Sith and Jedi because many Sith used to be prominent jedi.

  • @GafferPerkele
    @GafferPerkele 18 дней назад +18

    Maybe it would make sense, if the lightsaber was the key to start them in the first place, that would maybe make an ounce of sense. Still not visible in any of the various SW media so far...
    But just wow, when you think modern "writers" can't get any more brain dead, they surprise you once more.

  • @Awootistic
    @Awootistic 18 дней назад +11

    A LIGHTSABER??? FOR A JEDI-EXCLUSIVE PLANE??? WHY DON'T YOU USE SOME SORT OF MECHANICAL LOCK THAT'S FORCE FRIENDLY OR DESIGNED FOR THE FORCE???

  • @AuthoritativeNewsNetwork
    @AuthoritativeNewsNetwork 18 дней назад +9

    ...a "Force-Botherer"!!🤦‍♂🤦‍♂

  • @weareharbinger914
    @weareharbinger914 17 дней назад +3

    How could you even do that and why would you do it? With lightsabers being non standard, you cannot use them as universal keys and what if you lose your lightsaber or something. Damaged in battle, etc? Too bad so sad?
    If you were going to lock the ship, why would you only lock out the weapons and not the whole ship to prevent theft? This doesn't make sense on any level.

  • @jefftheindianchief8279
    @jefftheindianchief8279 18 дней назад +7

    Once again, the "High Republic" writers partook in far too many substances for any of this lightsaber control panel nonsense to, well, make sense.

    • @rh906
      @rh906 18 дней назад +1

      It's Star Wars, it never made sense from the beginning. It's Science Fantasy for a reason. These idiots just run with it even harder than Lucas who tried to kind of make it make sense.

    • @E.V.A.N-COProductions
      @E.V.A.N-COProductions 15 дней назад

      Well. I'm glad you're making "light" of this situation. 😂😂

  • @Quetzalpacheco-hv9tb
    @Quetzalpacheco-hv9tb 18 дней назад +7

    What are these? Power rangers robots?

  • @pickeljarsforhillary102
    @pickeljarsforhillary102 18 дней назад +5

    Safety Dance

  • @D-Havoc
    @D-Havoc 18 дней назад +4

    Theater Kids are writing Star Wars.

  • @halofly3
    @halofly3 18 дней назад +1

    Is it weird that Rick and Morty showcase better consequences of what happens if a light saber is activated and used with wrongly?

  • @LordTyph
    @LordTyph 17 дней назад

    This feels like one of those things where it seemed REALLY cool on paper but then you actually thought about it for five minutes and it's actually nonsensical.

  • @basty1man
    @basty1man 18 дней назад

    Force botherer is fucking wild

  • @kintsuki99
    @kintsuki99 18 дней назад

    To be fair security protocols are only put in place after something stupid happened, so in episode 2 there was no "jedi ship" but after a few times were they lost ships by it being picked up by someone after left alone and the technology increasing to become more lethal using jedi techniques or whatever it would make sense new models would come with safety protocols like needing a identify to activate it.

    • @lordfirebeard8569
      @lordfirebeard8569 18 дней назад +2

      The only issue is that this comic is High Repulic, hundreds of years before the movies. It only works if the "standard safety protocol" got dropped at some point.

  • @MADNIKstudios
    @MADNIKstudios 17 дней назад

    Holy crap Ace got Slavoj Zizek to talk about starwars!!!

  • @blvalverde
    @blvalverde 18 дней назад +1

    How many times did Anakin lost his saber in the Clone Wars?

    • @davidfrancisco3502
      @davidfrancisco3502 15 дней назад

      How many times we have seen that overused writing cliche about the protagonist not being able to use their signature weapon because it gets broken, they lose it or they run out of ammo/energy?

  • @MrNorker77
    @MrNorker77 18 дней назад

    Well, this kind of explains why Jedi were so rare

  • @brettphillips9949
    @brettphillips9949 7 дней назад

    they could have used kyber crystals as they are super rare and basically only the jedi have access to them its not that unreasonable when the jedi keep around a bunch of spare crystals if someone has their damaged or just wants a new one

  • @Shin_Mothra
    @Shin_Mothra 18 дней назад

    Since when were fighter ships Jedi exclusive? I admit I'm not big on Star Wars, but that's just dumb.

    • @ACE1918
      @ACE1918  17 дней назад +1

      In the prequels Jedi Starfighters did exist which while they could be flown by ordinary pilots they had the ability to enhance force abilities if the pilot happened to be force sensitive.

    • @manbabymonke
      @manbabymonke 14 дней назад

      A Jedi without a ship is like a knight without a horse

  • @kaiinuakuma
    @kaiinuakuma 18 дней назад +3

    you guys still follow SW stuff ?

  • @DonkeyKong64InstructionBooklet
    @DonkeyKong64InstructionBooklet 17 дней назад

    who's the fun italian guy? he got a channel?

  • @oz_jones
    @oz_jones 16 дней назад

    TF is a "force botherer"? Sounds like an euphenism for grape.

  • @jedibattlemasterkos
    @jedibattlemasterkos 18 дней назад +1

    LMAOOOOO BRO WHO WROTE THIS SHIT???