And the Metro gets you anywhere. Love that Reagan has a station. Went for Iraq War protests and went back for a long weekends and a few vacations. A place to bring tween kids who have exposure to US History beyond the myths taught in early grades.
He knows that's not true. Before he said that he was saying that it was up because of the fumes of his administration. Before that he was saying he hopes the economy crashes while Biden is president. Before that he was saying the economy was terrible under Biden. He just feeds his base whatever he thinks they'll swallow.
What a moron from one idiotic statement to another we know what happened to the drugs from the Whitehouse pharmacy when he left office he took them along with everything else he could get his greasy hands on.
@@CanItAlreadyI think I disagree. Even if he logically knows it isn't true, his incredible narcissism would give him a gut feeling that it is actually a relevant variable in why the market is doing well.
On first day He won’t even make it to the Oval Office he will have a little desk half way up the stairs where he will start signing the death warrants . Peace through earth? Did he forget to say out? Best words.
Did you just hear him make a gaffe? He got so caught up in his "story" that he said that HE said, "Sir," to the guy who rolled down his window to talk about a buzzing sound in his EV. The only way you are going to get through this campaign season is to just read the teleprompter, shake a few hands, and go home. The threads are coming loose from your riffing.
And it cost us taxpayers almost $200,000,000. Mostly at his own courses, so it went in his pockets. He charged his SS detail FULL PRICE for cart rentals, food, rooms, bottles of water. Grifters gotta grift.
Doom and gloom. Gloom will be his VP. America has gone to hell. Very depressing speech. I listened for 15 min, had to stop. America has a way to go, but still appreciate this country.
He never keeps his promises. He’s all talk and no action. Check out 2017-2020. OMG he is such a liar. He doesn’t listen to anything properly. Yes he is that stupid.
It's like Hal doesn't even care about the subterranean mole people being genocided by the Orcs in middle earth. Or does Hal only care about peace on the surface of earth?!
He doesn’t talk policy he doesn’t talk normal. He talks gibberish and something very familiar. A lot of people grow up reading the inquiry I think he’s from the inquiry where he gives tidbits of things to suck you in and tell stories yeah he was always very happy with the inquiry.
Trump is losing weight, but he's not doing anything to help it, he's on monjaro/ozempic. That stuff works wonders. I'm a diabetic so actually need it and the bonus was losing weight. As John lovett says, it just quiets all the food thoughts in your head. I never realized how much food noise was in my head.
Looks like a 150 year old turtle sticking its head out
"I have the best words! I know all the best words!" - drumpf
Let there be peace through earth
And let it begin with me.
I agree, I’ve had the good fortune to visit DC many times and it is a beautiful capital city.
I've been twice and want to go back again. We truly have an incredible capital city.
And the Metro gets you anywhere. Love that Reagan has a station. Went for Iraq War protests and went back for a long weekends and a few vacations. A place to bring tween kids who have exposure to US History beyond the myths taught in early grades.
@@brad3706
Reagan doesn't deserve a bench, much less a station.
Trump: Cans, Garbage, garbage cans wow I just thought of that. Probably no one ever thought of that before.
Wow, Sniffy McSnifferton sure is orange in this one.
Donald Trump- graduate of the Roseanne Barr School of Socioeconomics.
"Cans and garbage!" - drumpf
I'm sure he's talking about his properties!
When he says, as someone was talking to him, "Sir..." lies are coming in HOT!
Could u imagine if he just went poof? Wtf is he talking about?
What's most embarrassing is that he thinks the stock market is doing well because they think that he is going to be reelected. What an ego.
He knows that's not true. Before he said that he was saying that it was up because of the fumes of his administration. Before that he was saying he hopes the economy crashes while Biden is president. Before that he was saying the economy was terrible under Biden. He just feeds his base whatever he thinks they'll swallow.
What a moron from one idiotic statement to another we know what happened to the drugs from the Whitehouse pharmacy when he left office he took them along with everything else he could get his greasy hands on.
@@CanItAlreadyI think I disagree. Even if he logically knows it isn't true, his incredible narcissism would give him a gut feeling that it is actually a relevant variable in why the market is doing well.
If someone knows anything about crime, it's DJT.
No amount of electroplated gold will ever be enough to satisfy drumpf!
Sounds like he’s going to have another Infrastructure week.😂😂😂
Sounds like Trump would pass an infrastructure plan.
What's next healthcare reform ?
LMAO
2 weeks , i"ll show it to yal in 2 weeks
I would like to challenge SNL to write a more funny skit than trump's words in this speech.
When you constantly filling your depend with massive dumps a neck tuck is the last thing on your mind !
Hes the one who told his GOP to not do the border deal
Thanks Hal!!! ❤
His brain is wind burned
It REALLY cracked me up when you said, “he’s gonna do The Snake”😂
Hal, this silky fingered fop makes me wretch.. But you “SIR”-are brilliant!
He will deliver just like he delivered
So funny Hal.😅❤😅
I used to think asphalt was a rectal problem.
it looks like his neck is trying to run away from him.
On first day
He won’t even make it to the Oval Office he will have a little desk half way up the stairs where he will start signing the death warrants . Peace through earth? Did he forget to say out? Best words.
No more crime? Yep take our rights away.
Thanks Hal I needed this 😆👍
I'm still waiting for the wall he promised in 2016.
Thanks for referencing Neil.
All of you,; try to imagine 45s "thoughts"/"words"/"decisions" on that firstone f-king day?
Peach neck! 😂😂😂
I made it to 17:45 and couldn't listen to trump another second. Still love your commentary, but his voice makes my ears bleed 😬
agreed ! and my mute button is worn to the nub !
Hi Hal! Fixing my house.. lotta woik. Sorry I missed your parodic funniness at the “Orange Fop!!” Hysterical!!
I thought of the Tony Jaa film when The Protector was mentioned. (I've never seen the Jackie Chan one.) My brain went "give me back my elephants!"
Did you just hear him make a gaffe? He got so caught up in his "story" that he said that HE said, "Sir," to the guy who rolled down his window to talk about a buzzing sound in his EV. The only way you are going to get through this campaign season is to just read the teleprompter, shake a few hands, and go home. The threads are coming loose from your riffing.
Oh my god your funny. Thank you😂😂😁😁😁
dictator on the first day, what a joke.
And every day after that.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 sure!
@@marilynreallon-ng2ri
Name a dictator that WILLINGLY gave up that power? EVER.
I'll wait.
@@randibgood you have misunderstood my post! Sure Trump will be a dictator for only one day! I won't wait for your apology!
well, at least he got the dick part right...Bubba's!! Day one and every day after for the rest of his pathetic life 😂😂😂
There's this theory that says we are in a "simulation" .... I'm starting to think it is true
😂he knows paper
Especially if it's fraudulent.
Cuz he didnt do anything but play golf sorta. I mean cheated at golf
And it cost us taxpayers almost $200,000,000. Mostly at his own courses, so it went in his pockets. He charged his SS detail FULL PRICE for cart rentals, food, rooms, bottles of water. Grifters gotta grift.
Not paying taxes ever again if this monster wins.
❤❤❤❤❤
I can't find an article about these Nebraska tourists that were shot. I'm starting to think he made that up...
Throw dirt on it> WTAF
Driving in? Wouldnt u think that they would fly in. And maybe if he wanted to do anything for America then fix the roads! Oh wait u had ur chance
For the border and immigration too.
What about the flooding in Florida?
We all know if anyone can achieve Peace on Earth it would be trump! He’s already pretty close. 😂😂😂😂
World peace. He sounds like a Miss World contestant.
The orange John Lennon
Our Jeep didn't start either-dead battery
"Peace through Earth". He must mean moles.
Its this way because of Trump
Measles has truly returned to this nation, because of these dim bulbs
How can people listen to an old man just riffing false problems. Why not go with false promises.
Is he speaking in DC? I thought he was in Nevada.
What records?
"Peace through earth", omg😮 🙄 does this mean he's leaving earth on on ?one of Leon's rockets?? We need to warn mars! " In Coming " 😂😂
after 2 years, I'm first😊
No Peace for any of us until He is in Prison 😀👍
what the heck does peace through earth supposed to mean!!!!
His face is beet red 😖
Doom and gloom. Gloom will be his VP. America has gone to hell. Very depressing speech. I listened for 15 min, had to stop. America has a way to go, but still appreciate this country.
WTF is, peace through earth?
He makes up stories like a toddler does not his are somehow more unbelievable.
The retail theft story was already exposed as a lie weeks ago.
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
He never keeps his promises. He’s all talk and no action. Check out 2017-2020.
OMG he is such a liar. He doesn’t listen to anything properly. Yes he is that stupid.
If tRumpF had stayed in the TPPA,
China gave him millions to tear that deal up. Art of the deal
@@kevinmcconnell1034 Its been renamed the CPTPP without America.
Britain has joined it, China wants too. Ukraine has asked to join.
Is there an antidote for nunt?
No comment. 😭
Aspirin? Nobody takes aspirin for pain anymore. Tylenol or Advil is more effective. If he doesn’t know this, what’s he been taking?
Also, aspirin is way cheaper than Advil. Like no…
Cocaine
😂😂😂😂
Why is he so orange? Looks like a pumpkin.
45 is Jesus he reveals/revealates all there is to say on usain politics?
It's like Hal doesn't even care about the subterranean mole people being genocided by the Orcs in middle earth. Or does Hal only care about peace on the surface of earth?!
I found the Anti Semite and Terrorist.
If thump was a good person wouldn't he fix the mess like he said he could do use it for his running but he's apudts
That is not English.
Okay whit his big mouth,stop thé war now,hy cant.only bla bla bla bla
He doesn’t talk policy he doesn’t talk normal. He talks gibberish and something very familiar. A lot of people grow up reading the inquiry I think he’s from the inquiry where he gives tidbits of things to suck you in and tell stories yeah he was always very happy with the inquiry.
He's going to be very busy on his first day riding out all these executive orders and mandates hope he has a lot of pins
Trump’s neck looks like a cha-cha
"It's falling down before you even build the stuff."🤣🤣
Trump discovers gravity. 🦧
Iam not crazy but I'm to comment about what you're talking about so you know
Trump is losing weight, but he's not doing anything to help it, he's on monjaro/ozempic. That stuff works wonders. I'm a diabetic so actually need it and the bonus was losing weight. As John lovett says, it just quiets all the food thoughts in your head. I never realized how much food noise was in my head.