The Internet Said So | EP 170 | Hilarious Food Delivery Stats & Trends
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- Опубликовано: 6 окт 2024
- In this episode, the boys are back and are discussing hilarious food delivery stats and trends.
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Bawas and your frame color and insta name color have been swapped .. kardo fix
Baat paise ki nahi h usool ki h...👏. I had followed this and complained in Indian railways for charging extra for water(railneer) on station complex
that subte hand movement for "yaar video call hai please side ho jaao 😭" at 16:38 from Varun just sums up entire 2020 in one gesture
I was ready with my packed bags to move to London but Neville cut Aadar! **cries in empty wallet**
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Ohhh my god😢😢😂😂😂
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Kautuk being subtle: Suspectful is great. It's way better than suspicious 😂
Being Ankur from Delhi. I feel privileged. Thank you TISS for dedicating a full section about me.
Varun is so witty! Love the way he talks and introduces the joke sometimes. I am glad he does this podcast, as a consumer of podcasts, its nice to learn how varun or other comedians formulate their jokes. You get to learn so much about your 4 fav comedians. Wish you guys lots of success at the same time, i hope you continue this
Varun was on fire today!! Laughed at every retort and every facial expression of his!
Wonder how he comes up with such witty remarks!
This one's easily becoming one of my favourite tiss episodes. Keep it up guys! ❤👏
33:26 Legends will be aware of Varun’s amazing New Year’s Eve Story where he ordered Chicken Tikka (alone at home) which arrived after 3 hours and all the while, he was watching K3G while the rest of his family had stepped out.
The next level of “i identify as”
This chicken identifies as a broccoli. 😂
The hosts ordering food:
Varun: Chicken chopper noodles
Cowtuk: Chocolate samosa paav
Neville: Caviar from Madison avenue
What about aadar?
@@hiren11voh bank statement nikaalne gya hai
@@sohamdas3488 🤣
@@hiren11 woh bass hawa aur ghaas khata hai so uske paas apna stock hai
Its 11 Madison Park bro! * disappointed bawa noises *
Guys my local Chinese was worried about me because I stopped ordering one month, the lady came down to deliver to see me and ask why I didn’t order😂😂
Itna deep relationship Chinese vale k sath😁
@@therealgamer619Chinese wala nhi Chinese wali thi miss Deepak
Suspectful 😂😂😂😂😂
"Way better than suspicious" 😂😂
Full episode I was distracted looking at the font color of Neville and Varun's names. Its not matching the box color . 😁😁😁
17:44 Shoutout to Aadar’s Nani for being truly iconic.
😂😂😂"Usko bol ek saal ka visa Dena" .... First 60 seconds and classic TISS content ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
He just spoke for 100 others including him.
@@shraddhaverenkar2857 yeah 😂 Meko bhi chahiye
Like thoko dostonnnn
Genuine like ❤
Imagine Mumbai pigeons perching and chilling on drones. They'll smuggle the food inside and all you'll get delivered is a dabba laced with tatti! 😂
"if biryani is a sentence, gulab jamun is the period." It's 3AM and I don't know if it's the lack of sleep taking over but this has to be the most beautiful thing I've heard this year so far.
How evidently and subtly Varun asks the bai at 16:30 to stop cleaning the furniture is hilarious 😂
bro what a observation bro, great , salute
True fan Spotify wallo ko kya maloom
2:53 Zomato didn’t want Kautuk scanning random websites so they gave you the facts, stats and trivia.
25:14 Kautuk says choco lava cake is a disappointment then proceeds to eat chocolate samosa😂
34:53 😂
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that 28 lac wala person must be sharing account with multiple people for zomato gold😂😂😂
Just finished listening to ep 77 languages for the 15th time.... Aaave vous jave vous.... Maja aagye chhuuu 😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣
do you mean listening ?
@@JinSakai_Kuroudo Shakespeare? Is that you?
Futh re vous 😆😆
Jin sakai, fukre vu
Haha yeah.. Listening 😂see it's a language problem
Varun was on fire today with so many one liners🔥
Aadar goes completely off topic in a sec from what's the most ordered food to etymology of biryani lmaoo
Even tho mughals introduced the specific dish of biriyani, it was completely revamped with indian spices and ghee thereby making it a somewhat new dish. The idea of adding meat to rice has always been a part of indian culture with evidence from indus valley civilization.
16:37 Varun snaps his finger and points it to the other room to signal his house help to FO 😂
Part 2!! Zomato’s new report is out. Let’s make a part 2 for this boys!
Damn, I'm a Pune resident named Prathamesh, mera gand fat gaya when Kautuk said my name.
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Neville is way too intellectual and aadar is way too dunce when they start communicating 🤣🤣
16:39 me and aadar both laughing 😂 😂
Upset that Varun didn’t say “TOH batao guys, bachpan mein tumhare favourite delivery apps kaunse thhe?”
Hum bhi upset hai tere existence se. Bhenchod baar baar comment karke environment kharab karta hai maadarchod. Jaa apne dad ke lund mein waapas saala badsurat
One of the most hilarious episodes after so long. The original TISS is back!!! 😍😀
"gravy ke andar rice daal diya toh biryani hai" -Varun 'the lord' Thakur
52:14 ‘Gamechangers’ or that one time VARUN convinced Nikita to go veg and sign up for Yoga classes but he went DABESH on a Biryani.
The way Varun snaps and says maid to go away from frame.😂❤ 16:46
No one:
AADAR: “Haan, yeh kiya hain Maine.”
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I'll keep revisiting and laughing as loud as I did the first time! Praveen 🤣🤣🤣
Word of the Day: ‘Suspectful’
Thank you, VARUN.
There is actually a chrome extension to calculate your swiggy and Zomato orders. Someone had made a reel about it..
I am listening to this podcast with screen off because i have a big time headache, just to laugh my ass out and get rid of the fever that I have quickly!! More power to you guys!!
Bawa’s expressions looking at his phone in the beginning is a whole new mood 😂
Margherita Pizza is literally named after Queen Margherita.
Varun's act out of everything Bawa and Kautuk says is damn good
Yes seats blocking is a scam, i have also faced the same, only 4 people were present in my row😂😂😂😂
Indians, in general have been "reducestarian". A large chunk of the population give up meat during the month of Shrawan. All the festivals and rituals somewhat originated from the idea of detoxing, meal moderation and animal reproduction cycles. Ab ye faltu ka firang concept has repackaged the same thing.
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Done this myself two years ago during covid times. Mcdonalds ke bahar 2 am ko car park karke baitha tha. Zomato se order kiya wohi location pe because it was only open for delivery 😂
Quote of the Day: “A Gulab Jamun after a Biryani is basically the food equivalent of a sentence followed by a full stop.”
New episode just when I needed it ❤😭
Me during a viva:- Ice Cream, Rasgulla, Gajar Ka Halwa
My brain during a viva:- Stop naming. think a little bit
I literally dropped my phone after watching Neville's bg
Just randomly logged into my laptop, youtube and caught them live. Love from Arunachal.
Hum log ka passport tatti hai, we literally need visa to travel to Bangladesh also. Even Kazakhstan ka passport is better than ours, usmain you can at least travel Latin America, most of Eastern Europe, Central Asia, Middle East, South East Asia without a visa.
Good old favorite "Praveen" made his appearance once again as Varun's prototypical desi dude 😀 And Bawa went on the most adipose subconsciously conscious reducitarian soliloquy that rivaled Kisi Ka Bhai Kisi Ki Jaan in terms of khoda pahad aur nikal chooha 😀
Reducetarian is basically Indian family veg-non veg schedule,, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday strict vegetarian, baaki din KHAAALO
That Pune Resident having orders worth ₹28 lakhs sounds like an efficient money laundering scheme if you ask me.
The existence of Ravivar means there’s a sibling named Somvaar who gets ripped off often.
8:26 like kautuk said, yes 3 delivery executive knew me my by name. He just had to see my name and they knew the address 😂
Supreme: “It’s so hard being a legitimate enterprise with people reselling things.”
Zomato: “Hold my Gold Subscription.”
One of the most hilarious episodes. Maze aa gye ! Literally LOL'd the entire while.
Petition to change Suspicious to Suspectful
Usage example - When I asked my boss for a sick leave on Friday, he was suspectful of my intentions
Heard so much bout Mumbai from you guys n now that I’ll be shifting there I think it’s homecoming😂
40:45 moment in future where hunter gatherers would complete the full circle
Neville wo banda hai jo cool food dishes ka name leke flex karega aur band kamre me murmure me paani daalke bhel banayega🤫
Soooo this one time , I had a horrible horrible day at work and my mom saw that very evidently as soon as I got into the house and she asked me to just order something for myself cause I hadn’t eaten from out for a LONG while.
I ended up ordering this pita bread stuffed chicken something with a ‘ minute and lemon ‘ refreshing drink and a ‘fruit salad’
I honestly was looking forward for the food to arrive cause I was shit hungry.
The order reaches and what they had sent was this pita bread DEAD COLD with pieces of diced chicken and cabbage in it. A lemon drink which I’m sure was a packed beverage being sold in the market that was just out in the glass bottle , and for the fruit salad IT WAS 5 pieces of apple and orange.
Dude oh my god I was so furious I put a complaint on Zomato first and to compensate for the food they sent me half of the money back as a coupon.
But well I was still shit hungry and angry now.
I actually went and called the restaurant a few times and it was very close to its closing time and they weren’t picking up.
BUT THE OWNER CALLED ME BACK and I told him about the food and how shitty he was and apparently he was unaware of what was happening in his kitchen ??????? Because he wasn’t at the restaurant only.
So he especially went back to the restaurant, kept it open for 30 minutes more , got everything made again and sent me another delivery.
It was still an average pita bread stuffed thing but THE EFFORTS 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼
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Hey!!! In cooking instructions I always write guest aarahe hai.. please make with love .. thank you 😂... 9 /10 taste and packing is immaculate
Tina from Kharagpur sounds like Mess secretary for an IIT Hostel - ordered for some event at the hostel.
Thanks Varun ...to acknowledge ...that gulab jamun is too basic..not everyone's favourite
37 minutes into the epifode and I haven't yet heard the fstats for the most weirdest food combinations ordered online.
I recently saw a video of the great late Anthony Bourdain and he was quoting someone saying "if the thing you are going to eat is dummer, tastier than you then pass me the salt".
Happy Birthday Varun ❤🎉❤🎉❤🎉❤🎉 khoob khavesh Aur daaru piyesh 😂🍻....... Decided from ep 80 that your bday is on 20th April 😅🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
Food related podcast, keep them coming. Also another conspiracy theory with biswa would be epic.
I'm the Pune resident, my name is Vivin
Thakur wooing away the maid didi 😄 🤣
11:30 pm PST Monday night waiting for this!!!!
As a restaurant owner it's really difficult for us 😂 to maintain reviews people bash us to get refund or not like food. But never give a 5 star if you love it. That hurts
Varun:Gulaab jamun mein nhi khaunga
Aadar:tu alag hai
7:59 It would be a classic case of all those JEE institutions claiming the topper is their student.
The top 2 video boxes have the colorful lines under them too. The bottom 2 boxes don't. Can you fix that please.
My name is Rahul, and I feel pershonally attacked.
Did you know the concept restaurants are using to introduce themselves which is- "locavore" a place where you can proudly eat locally grown food only.
“Usko dho-ish aur ghar pe use ki-ish” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Varun
This is gonna be my first time watching their live
Neviile casually watching a whole episode of Sienfiled while on the podcast.
Out of Context Varun Thakur: “SAB Bhaad mein jao. Main maresh.”
Use to relate with Varun, but Gulab jamun is love❤.
This is such an under rated podcast.
16:37 Thakur 😂😂😂😂😂
One of the best episodes laughed out loud..
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Varuns humor was full on point
Nobody realises but Aadar’s mom’s cloud kitchen brand name came from this episode (later mentioned in the Abish Ep)
Anybody knows how long after a RUclips release do these episodes get on Spotify? I was trying to find the 'Kisi ka Bhai' one, but it's not there yet.
AADAR and Varun have the best background in this episode.
Most of the times I order behrouz biryani for the gulab jamun 😂
In india most of the non vegetarian do not eat meat daily
As it small town eating non veg is sort of a celebration
When Aadar nonchalantly expressed that -'Rs. 7000/day food is okay'. Me who earns 2000 Per day is like seriously does that look common
We can make Gulab Jamun at home and it is easy.. Use Gits. We normally do that.
I hardly like outside Gulab Jamun
Nevilles zomato bill will be 3k per day i guess. He was planning a 25k dineer from some New York restaurant. He is a real foodie.
Varun being so frustrated was the best 😅😂
Great Episode! i had to pause twice so i could finish laughing 😂 Keep 'em coming
The reselling is real. My college (residential) was far from the city. This local guy started this thing of getting food delivered at his place in the city, bring it to the college and sell it for a premium.
43:34 Please patent this. You are going to make billions.
Listening to this when I have upwaas.