Dream Bridge I don't see a sticker? EDIT I watched it back in slow motion because people seemed to be ignoring my message and yep, there is definitely no sticker on it.
He was actually referring to James saying that James takes 40 minutes to eat a burger which is why it’s even worse that aleks lost to him because James eats so slowly, that was his point not that aleks takes 40 mins to eat a burger. In fact he said exactly and I quote: “you lost to James, that dude takes 40 minutes to eat a burger”
I've seen a lot of messed up stuff on this channel. But nothing got to me as bad as Brett eating that soggy, saliva-drenched onion core after spitting it back up. That's the kind of putrid shiz that makes your ghost jump out of your skin for a few seconds.
Did the movie Holes make anyone else want to eat raw onions? Never actually did myself but seeing them eat those wild onions in the oasis made it look so good. And then you have this video to contrast that.
Anyone who's been following this channel for a while felt that little "please no" James lets out as he sees Brett with that half eaten, spat up onion core in his hand *and you know he's gonna do it*
Kirk_Kirksman yes I have noticed for quite some time. I am sacred that he will soon just up and leave do to him constantly just getting the butt end of the joke. His personality has changed so much from the beginning of the channel. He use to be more energetic and like crazy. Now he is not always ready to do crazy shit which is fine. But then you have his cast mates make fun of him for not doing something he does not have to do so his gets pissed, upset, and then does not want to do any crazy shit at all. I think the most true aleks we have seen recently was the Christmas video
Keegan Connors Dude you do realize that theyre just fucking around with eachother, it was trevor at the start and now its aleks. Theyre still friends and take nothing out of things said to eachother.
ZeSnark no dumbass, you can't break a world record officially unless you have a staff member from Guinness. Plus the world record for eating a tomato is like 6 seconds.
i was having a really bad day until I saw a new episode of Cow Chop on my listings. nothing lifts my spirits more than listening to Brett scream in discomfort and watch aleks get verbally wrecked
Ohh nooohhh NovaHD is back Aleks: “Some of these are soft so its going to trigger my gag reflex” James (3 mins in): “well you’re definitely eating my tomahtoes”
i was having a really shitty day until i watched this, it’s the hardest i’ve laughed all day. sorry you guys had to go through this but thanks for the laughs
Brett just powered through that onion. I salute you soldier
TempesT It's one out of the many reasons why he's the best chow chop
the power of vegans
@@LightCrib2 *vegetarian (I believe). dude probably inhales complete whey proteins...
4:36 James ate that tomato with the sticker still on It, what a champ.
I eat stickers all the time, dude!
how are you suppose to get your Daly dose of vitamins without the sticker?
even on pears?
thats his finger you clearly see it move
Dream Bridge I don't see a sticker? EDIT I watched it back in slow motion because people seemed to be ignoring my message and yep, there is definitely no sticker on it.
you got tomato on my *ADIDAS*
I'm not Harry Styles B L Y A T
What video is that quote from?? I'm trying to find it it's so fkn funny
andre huynh Edible Spray Paint Dinner
This comment made my day 100% better 😂💗
post-prolapse
Brett is such a man. no one can out man my man Brett.
InsanePandes Bret and aleks is bae
InsanePandes The most manly of men
Michael Sotomayor TO BRETT, THE BEST MAN!!!
Not with that shrill voice
It is Wednesday, my dudes 11:50
Fish
fuck you
Fish just ignore him, he's just a fuckboi pre teen who cusses whenever possible and talks shit on RUclips.
fuck you
charles de la fuente found another one.
Fish thanks for proving me right.
If they do this long enough they may accidentally break a record of the most videoed failed attempts at breaking Guinness's World Records.
superboyinac1 L.A. Beast might have that.
This is the best series since Aleks did The Gauntlet
8:07 I've been around long enough to know what this song means, I'm gonna stop eating for now.
Jake omg you’re so fucking right lol. I never even put 2 and 2 together hahahaha.
Same I put down my food, also Lucio is often vomiting
I died at “I didn’t know your face could be that long”
Juanita Acosta hmmm then how are you here ?
Juanita Acosta Rip
“We beat 14 year old kids here.” I dont think that’s a good selling point for this channel lol
King Strelka It's better than beating off 14 year olds on video.
"It takes you 40 minutes to eat a burger" - Jakob 2018
vry profound
He was actually referring to James saying that James takes 40 minutes to eat a burger which is why it’s even worse that aleks lost to him because James eats so slowly, that was his point not that aleks takes 40 mins to eat a burger. In fact he said exactly and I quote: “you lost to James, that dude takes 40 minutes to eat a burger”
I've seen a lot of messed up stuff on this channel. But nothing got to me as bad as Brett eating that soggy, saliva-drenched onion core after spitting it back up. That's the kind of putrid shiz that makes your ghost jump out of your skin for a few seconds.
Yeah, cake series by maxmoefoe level shit
Yeah, and you know it takes a lot to gross out James and Aleks, and to see their reactions just seals it for me.
I got flashbacks to the one chip challenge
Brett’s a monster haha
Grample Gust Well, Brett also once drank a cup of his own spit on video
Need to bring Lawrence from Funhaus for the most tomatoes in mouth contest.
Guy can eat his entire fist.
i love how it turned into a "let's roast aleks" segment
jooonnnaaa its freakin great
Aleks'll eat two damn tide pods but not an onion?
DavidtheBlack Good point!😂
I'd take a tide pod over a raw onion any day
DavidtheBlack Aleks doesnt eat healthy. Cant u see how he looks?
onions are nasty
youd take chemicals made to burn away food matter and bacteria over...food?
Poor Aleks😭Every video we just see how much Aleks gets bullied more and more into depression
You should see his twitch chat.. he gets bullied everywhere.. my poor lil boy 😣😣
Its hilarious 😂
Ikr, like damn 👊😔
"Tomato eatin bitch"
Did the movie Holes make anyone else want to eat raw onions? Never actually did myself but seeing them eat those wild onions in the oasis made it look so good. And then you have this video to contrast that.
TheGhostsSoul grocery Store bought and from the ground wild onions may be a little different... They were also starving for almost a week
They ate different types of onions
It's just a book though
In the movie, they covered apples with the peel of an onion. That’s how they made them look so yummy hahaha
onions are delicious
When the opera singing starts, *you know*
Is there a Guinness World Record for depression?
Deizulh no but there's a record for less funny self deprecating humor
bravo, both very good responses.
*_Mmh_*
Rick Sanchez it's an alright meme, but it's from reddit
Rick Sanchez people who use Reddit should be mutilated
Oh I see NovaHD is trying that Korean matching couple outfits trend
How precious 💕
Stop
Hello again Nathan!
No stop pelase
Can we bully her?
If it means they stop shipping things, yes.
It kinda makes me sad how much aleks gets roasted
Big Boy nah he deserves it :P
He needs to find some way to stay warm in James's shadow
it's always because of Brett
@@wardeviIs W R O N G
Nah aleks deserves it after he kept stealing James golden hat in battle block theater.
I’ve never clicked faster on a video
you right you right
Dude did you set a new record?
11:49 IT'S WEDNESDAY MY DUDES!
Fish you deserve this my friend
I don't deserve anything tbh. I'm a piece of trash. ;)
Fish wtf did u copy the other comment
Nope. Posted 30 minutes before the other one.
I don't get it
𝐒𝐇𝐔𝐓 𝐔𝐏 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐓𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐎 𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇
you can tell that hurt him
Same
benni_boo go back to surf nerd
I’ve been spotted w0w
“What are onions” is the most relatable comment I’ve ever heard
Anyone who's been following this channel for a while felt that little "please no" James lets out as he sees Brett with that half eaten, spat up onion core in his hand
*and you know he's gonna do it*
jakob's noise at 8:12 is literally indescribable
10:16 I laughed so hard when Jakob just randomly starts laughing
8:48 "Like, what are onions?"
Finally, someone is asking the HARD HITTING questions.
Wait so Nova has a world record? Damn Dude
TheShyRage Sadly no. I just did a quick search to confirm this and on the same website they have a guy that ate a tomato in under 7 seconds.
No the world record is held by a guy who ate one in like 6 seconds.
TheShyRage LMAO that was just some random 14 year old who posted a video eating a tomato. It wasn’t a world record.
Wrath of Vaughn no I just thought it was because the was wearing the same as Aleks
TheShyRage And even if James did beat the world record there was no official to verify it, so it wouldn't have been official
Glad to see my favorite underrated RUclipsr InmmortalHD having fun on Cow Chop!
The expressions James makes sometimes are the reason I rewind a lot.
Also, saving 11:50 for a meme later.
I respect Brett. He really sacrifices himself for this channel but doesn’t bitch about it. Gotta do it for the meme.
Can be replaced by any edgy kid who can be actually useful
y is aleks so angry when he eats tomatoes lmao
The drop of onion in that cup had me dying 😂
I worry about you guys sometimes.
When that classical music comes on in a Cowchop vid YOU KNOW some shit's about to go down.
Aleks got choked up at 3:42 because James wasn’t gonna let him try again
has anyone else notice that Aleks has been attacked in recent videos?
Kirk_Kirksman yes I have noticed for quite some time. I am sacred that he will soon just up and leave do to him constantly just getting the butt end of the joke. His personality has changed so much from the beginning of the channel. He use to be more energetic and like crazy. Now he is not always ready to do crazy shit which is fine. But then you have his cast mates make fun of him for not doing something he does not have to do so his gets pissed, upset, and then does not want to do any crazy shit at all. I think the most true aleks we have seen recently was the Christmas video
Keegan Connors Dude you do realize that theyre just fucking around with eachother, it was trevor at the start and now its aleks. Theyre still friends and take nothing out of things said to eachother.
Micha 4611 You wouldn't actually know how they feel unless you're them. Maybe Aleks is really starting to get annoyed?
Mega Motorcyclop And maybe he isnt?
Micha 4611 thats why the use of the word "maybe" sir
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Austin both papa aleks and James looking REAL T H I C C IN THOSE A D D I A S 😏😏😏
Aleks didn’t wanna eat the onion because onions have layers, ogres have layers
Brett and Jakob having the same fashion never ceases to kill me
Jakob acts like the coolest dude in the room, then walks up with an affliction shirt. My god.
When the classical music starts kicking in, you know it's gonna get good
Opera music playing in the background of Jakob eating a raw onion while his body physically fails him is like a fever dream if I’ve ever had any
I bet this is all just a ploy to get Aleks to eat his fruits and vegetables.
6:53 James even put a tomato in his throat. He went all out on that attempt
If you put the onion in the fridge it will become sweet therefore easier to eat
8:07
Takes one bite, then gags
When you realize oh... its *Jacob*
12:07 Aleks is me watching this whole video, good God.
4:29 well that was something 😂 it's still funny after repeating it couple times 😂🍅
I love when couples wear matching shirts.
12:10 “IT’S VOLUME!!”😂😂
I wonder how Aleks is feeling today after getting drunk on stream late last night. Or if he even came into work that is.
This is my new favorite Cow Chop video. Seriously. PLEASE KEEP THIS SERIES GOING
Jakob looks like he's the new cast member of Jersey Shore
now this is the quality content I subbed for
Aleks and James were eating tomatoes but little did they know they were the actual tomatoes.
8:07 you know when Jacob is eating and the music starts...
Do how many keyboards you can break in a minute
12:31 Tfw you have to clap cause a dude just ate his own throw up...
Anything smaller than that is a Cherry tomato dude,thats a normal sized Tomato.
I think this is my favorite cow chop series. Really boys, keep up the good work.
Holy shit aleks actually tried something in his life
Whose gonna eat that tomato that's on aleks's forehead?
holy shit.
oof
That's why Tomato and Aleks get along because they're both tomato bois
LOL that’s fucked up 😂😂
Savage af man 😂
Didnt know you can get high from an onion
same, might have to start eating onions
This was such a great idea for a show, well done ladies and gents of CowChop
Im tha joker baby!
4:53 I'm afraid of choking and OMFG THAT FACE SCARED THE LIFE OUT OF ME!
I Tought James was choking.
“Like what are onions” -Aleks 2019
Lindsey is the most relatable member of the Cow Chop crew probably
Seriously speaking, Jakob's really handsome.
Da Dong Chen *GAY*
Da Dong Chen sorry I just had to make sure he knew
The fuck's wrong with you...
Da Dong Chen thank you
Da Dong Chen shush weeb
I love this channel! How did I just start watching them now? Better late then never though.
Why does Jakob hold his pants like he is in prison in the outro
the Ed Hardy t- shirt is getting to him
i think jakob might just be the best person on the cow chop crew, and ive been here for eight years
Wait... they actually broke a record on this show? Wow, only took two episodes.
ZeSnark no dumbass, you can't break a world record officially unless you have a staff member from Guinness. Plus the world record for eating a tomato is like 6 seconds.
Forbes YT don't be aggressive fam, just inform him.
Forbes YT why you gotta be mad dude
Forbes YT, you don't need an official, just sufficient documentation (which an official can substitute) of the record attempt.
AKA, the video. So the passive aggressive db's information isn't even right XD
Anyone else just start laughing at 9:46 just cause he missed the bin shot or is that just me?
Quality content jakob
4:58 Absolutely Adorable
*sees jakob*
oh no...
this wont end well...
i was having a really bad day until I saw a new episode of Cow Chop on my listings. nothing lifts my spirits more than listening to Brett scream in discomfort and watch aleks get verbally wrecked
8:48 oh stoned alex you cute bab
"There's gonna be vomit"
Did she hear the opera music playing too? Lol
Who else almost vomited when Brett slurped that up...?
This is easily one of my new favorite Cow Chop videos
oh god jakob in a food episode
10:16 is my favorite part of the video, when jakob’s insanity peaks
in all honesty where do i get Brett's pants
shadowslayer369 H&M mens dark green khaki biker jeans
Same thought crossed my mind
American Stitch brand, you can find them on zumiez and stuff for like 40 - 100 dollars each. They're joggers.
MayMez nah they literally are H&M Mens biker jeans there not joggers just skinny jeans they come in an array of colors Cib from SP7 wears them too
uhhh Those aren’t joggers dumb nigga
James cowering out of disgust when Brett puked is the funniest shit 😂
Ohh nooohhh NovaHD is back
Aleks: “Some of these are soft so its going to trigger my gag reflex”
James (3 mins in): “well you’re definitely eating my tomahtoes”
i was having a really shitty day until i watched this, it’s the hardest i’ve laughed all day. sorry you guys had to go through this but thanks for the laughs
What you guys think about iDups roasting you guys what in the box?
Gaiahuasca when did he do that
8:11 when a demon try's to escape
When you hear the opera you know it’s gonna be bad
Do more videos like these! Keep up the great work boysss! Love the channel
Brett proves again he is a mans man
this is my first ever video from them and man I'm digging it
if it was a videogame, nova chokes
oh my fucking god that noise at 9:03