Rebuilding Civilization in Minecraft
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- Опубликовано: 21 апр 2020
- I uploaded this with copyright claims by accident sorry if you've already seen it
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Music used:
Incompetech - Kevin Macleod - Игры
Hey, silence at the end is due to a copyright issue. Muted the track 👍
rip
God cannot be silenced
First
I love u
my school goes on
"I'm a brilliant leader"
He says as he leaves a meteor of bedrock on top of the crops
He did go back later and removed it when people asked. But the best part was how they were yelling at him for ruining the farm when the water would have just flowed into the source blocks and not really ruin anything
the farm caused the most death tho besides the MOAB at the end there
Why did I read it as corps...
@@diblyn871 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜 𝕘𝕠𝕕 𝕚𝕥 𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕟'𝕥 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕞𝕖
Aperture
_”If they die they just respawn, surely!”_
*slowly smiles*
"Hardcore Mode is on"
Dude, Wilbur's smile is scary...
Wilbur is mostly wholesome and funny but DAMN HE CAN BE SCARY!
He like the grinch
@@user-ti7pi9zf8o no
"Do you want day?"
Most of chat: "Yes, please give us day king."
This one single guy: " *WE'RE DYING* "
Where the heck are your likes
Lol
F
“If you die, you’re gone.”
Yes Wilbur, that’s how death works.
lol true😂!
Your not funny
@@technobladeneverdies8570 TECNOBLADE WAS 2022 GET OVER IT
no it's not
@@madeleinemusgrave5578 omg no way you just said that
I love it how the farmers are responsible for everyone's death
Ikr
Agriculture was humanity's greatest mistake
Anprim gang.
Watch the documentary called out of shadows if you want you're life changed.
Type in outofshadows
Just like real life
"I don't wish to associate with the ground plebs"
well she didn't die and her land survived so...
She actually knew what would happen
"Extreme Preppers"
@
SHE HAD A PROPHECY
which came true. Strange, I thought prophets made prophecy’s. Not skyblockers.
Wilbur: their gonna have to pick a leader themselves
Also Wilbur: elects a random guy as king
"Oh, this is gorgeous!"
*fountain of death*
"Right next to the f***ing hospital as well!"
😂
the people in the sky island just like 😐
Wilbur: “You need to vote for leadership”
Also Wilbur: Appoints a king
Jotaro Kujo failed democracy
R/therewasanattempt to do democracy right
Lol Lol r/ihavereddit except you probably don’t
Jotaro Kujo Demorcracy at its finest
@@nylo5186 r/nor/linksoutsideofredditdumbo
I'm still disappointed he named them "Commandments" and not "The will of Will"
I was thinking Soot-ciety
@A Ton Of Bricks On A Key
oh Soot I should’ve thought of that....
Maybe he Will do that next time
That would have so much better, his commandments weren't even really commandments.
I hope he does this next time
....... watching this has told me exactly 3 things.
1. I now have some insight as to why the God of the Old Testament might be the way he is when it comes to Humanity.
2. Wilbur Soot should not be allowed any modicum of power whatsoever because he will not hesitate to abuse it for funsies.
3. I'm subscribing because that was the funniest thing I've ever seen.
Wilber turned from god to a health inspector
Wilbur: *puts the E guy in jail*
the one person in chat: "HOMOPHOBIA!"
What is that?
@@twilightfuntime6631 its when you no te gusta gay people
Oh ok
I read that as hompobaia
@@ianmass2000
Hompobaia new insult
I knew shit was about to hit the fan when a smug Wilbur uttered the words “But chat, I’m also the dirty crime boy.”
tiff here, I replied to you so you can finally see how many likes you have.
I Love You Woah, thanks for letting me know :)
nice profile pic
“But Wilbur, how are you gonna control them, cause if they die they’re gonna respawn, surely. *maniacally grins” -Wilbur Soot
I love Wilbur, his love for chaos resonates with me on a whole new level, he is who I want to be
"I don't wish to associate with the ground plebs" I love her LMFAO and I love how happy and satisfied Wilbur looked at the end of that.
she rather be a ceiling pleb
well she didnt die and her land survived so whos the real pleb?
@@AlexDaNoobyDog that is true
That's not very floor gang of you
I ship it
Wilbur: no false idols
Gay guy : make a false idol
Wilbur: punish him
Wilbur chat : homophobia
You're from Brazil, right? :)
@@ShinHappu nah im from the moon
@@VolimRabar1007 oh hey how's the moon
(in james charles's voice) *this is so homophobic*
@@xi8264 don't bring James Charles here he's cringe
25:40 Wilbur,your villain arc is showing.
27:46 *L'Manburg vibes intensify*
imagine going into a horrible car accident, everything hurts.. but suddenly it all fades to white.. the choir of heaven begins to sing.. and then suddenly..
18:47 "HI SORRY ABOUT THAT."
*Country Roads~*
*take me home*
@@larrystarchief9511 to the place
I beloooooong
West Virginia
Oh god, it's a cinematic masterpiece.
There's the introduction of the land and characters,
the development with the king, the headworkers and the prophet,
We lost some valuable lives,
we had rebirth,
then the villain Crime Boi is introduced,
and the epic final battle with the king and the police fighting against the dirty crime boi.
Not to mention the plot twist in the ending. The fricking banana gave me chills!
Wilbur is a great movie director.
Seek's Animations and Stuff oh my god it does have a plot xD
ive already watched it 2 times
Wilbur: *eats banana*
Wilbur: *Becomes alpha*
Wilbur: Now I can TRULY rule the- oh.
18:52 She be like: I just want my things back...
I just love how flipping confused they are when you bring them onto the bedrock platform and they watch as you just swing your head around and air punch the ground. I just wanna know what they’re thinking
They probably follow the stream at the same time and listen to what he's saying
@@MartinaXDDD The stream is sometimes slightly delayed so they wouldn't know at the exact time
@@MartinaXDDD stream tends to be delayed by a good 10-30 seconds ahead of real time
@@conman0414 press shift and talk into the microphone.
@@weirdcomicst.v.1927 okay im doing it. Where'd you want me pointing this flashlight?
Wilbur: makes an actually functioning society
Also WIlbur: DIRTY CRIME BOY TIME
Sorry accidentally disliked
@@ramennoodle4350 then un-dislike
@@ramennoodle4350 then fuck yo-
*SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS IS A CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER*
Oh, k
hes been a dirty crime boy for quite a while now
_I T W A S N E V E R M E A N T T O B E -_
Wilbur: Smiles when place is getting destroyed
Wilbur fans:Isn’t that copyrighted?
I can’t believe Wilbur knows about Egyptian lore I mean RA it’s just amazing 7:25
Chapter 1:
Here describes the tale of a brand new civilization. Modernized and pixelized to escape the covid damnation. Run by the deity named Wilbur, who presides over the land with his heavenly face. Bestowing 6 commandments upon the world so brand new, so the first wave of people would know what to do. He instructed a hospital, a police system, and education from a school. The need for farm, housing, and leadership too. As the first people spawned in, unbeknownst to their roles, he congregated them and provided them goals.
Then, like ants amongst a colony, the disciples spread out. As they got to work, a foundation of dirt began to sprout. As he quickly realized, the world needed one thing. Someone to lead them, perhaps the first king. The selected "Whatshamidt" was bestowed upon the role. And after rebirth, his effects began to toll. The masses worshipped him, his shining armor ever blue. But alas, a problem. One oh so overdue. Ghostly creatures flew through the sky. The shimmering darkness almost unseen to the eye. The deity then realized what had to be done. Using all his godly powers, he conjured up the sun. After expending his power, he came across a realization. After fending the dark hour, saving his nation. He realized that he couldn't do this work alone. He needed a prophet, who didn't hold the throne. A worthy subject, none as Lukito976 was. He towered on a cross, looking from above. In the midst of the creation, by nature Lukito976 organized. Devout to no religion, for he had yet to be patronized The deity chose him, gave him food and fish. He gave him some saplings, all to disperse as he wished. A true disciple he was, even tempted to barter, which garnered anger from the deity, for Lukito976 could have been martyred. He taught him the right path and set him off once again. And he would have no more issues, until the very end. Off into the distance, the deity spots something not envisioned in his head. A building in the sky, formed by macyminion10. She was above all the groundlings, in her terms and literally, of course. And the deity didn't mind, he dealt out no force. He then went on to admire the land. Trees sprouting everywhere, all by Lukito's hand. And then he saw it. The E. The first sproutings of the soon to be problematic insurgence. What will the future behold for this contemporary society? Will it be brought to ruins or will it thrive into the next Rome? Will it be torn down by disruptions or flourish into a befitting home, for the god himself.
(I can continue but I'm lazy and also wanna see how many likes this first chapter gets so that I can make a Chapter two!) ((also I can't think of a title for this))
How about God's Greatest Sin?
The Rise and Fall of the Soot Empire
-and then he saw it. The E. The first sproutings of the soon to be problematic insurgence. Wilbur knew what had to be done, but it'll be something that can't be undone. For those who defied deserves to be denied. In the promised land that Wilbur supplied. He ate his banana and set his emotions aside. For all he knew that he was belied. A few seconds later, a sun has been born. To scorn all of those that became his thorns. It shone really bright much to Wilbur's delight. And one thing's for sure,
Everyone fucking died.
Make a book of this
The Rise and Fall of Newfoundland (smpearth reference)
I feel like this is legitimately the 5 stages of being God, brought to you by Wilbur Soot
1) Eager and Inventive
2) Upset that things aren't going your way
3) Guide people towards the way you want things to be
4) realize it's best to take a backseat most of the time, let the humans be humans, after all, who woulda guessed being god would be so stressful?
5) Go full hands-off, let it be as it is, until you destroy the whole place in a blaze of glory
6) Rinse and repeat
in real life that sould be like :
1)Creating the humain
2)See how stupid there are
3)Let Jesus come on earth
4)the 2 world war
5)2020
Fake Skyler 2016 is the first stage and 2020 is the 5 stage, let's be honest
Edit: just realized someone said the something basically
Do you want to change you're life?
Watch the documentary called out of shadows. Type in outofshadows
DMs be like
Wilbur: blows up an entire town
Also Wilbur: eats a banana
I like how Wilbur creates something he loves then just blows it all up. The ending was literally L’mamburg all over 😂
He’s basically speed running america
HE ISSSSS
Congratulations your fucking correct
@@robloxiansage1787 yay
There's free healthcare so no
@@furretman3741 ah, makes sense
Pretty sure his editor's job is to just
1. Zoom in
2. WHO DID THIS
3. Increase Wiblur's ego
Edit: Yes, Wiblur
Edit: YES, WIBLUR
Elodie is extremely tortured
Lol yeah
Wiblur
Wiblur
Wiblur
Teachers : for doing very good work you get a gold star
Wilbur : for being good to society you get a diamond
6:27 Wilbur resurrects the king
7:38 The Prophet
8:32 "Listen, as your deity, I demand you stop building out of dirt"
8:50 The Prophet makes Profit
9:37 "i don't wish to associate with the ground plebs"
11:02 "no one told me god is a stressful job"
11:49 "come to hospital for drugs"
12:09 Wilbur commits murder (School Master)
13:35 Crab Religion (and the commandments)
14:29 E
15:42 Wilbur commits murder again (E guy)
16:15 Wilbur's arrest warrant
16:27 Fountain of Death
17:21 Visiting the Prison
18:20 Wilbur commits murder a third time (hospital staff is lacking)
19:00 "Bless me"
19:09 scool
19:36 Zoo
20:08 Better Zoo
21:04 Lava Scare
22:21 Once again, Wilbur commits murder (firefighter)
23:18 Hospital Promotions and Demotions
24:24 Wilbur "saves" the farms
25:45 Dirty Crime Boy
26:11 And another Murder (Crime disciple)
27:57 the big boom
Everybody gangsta until god says: “I’m a dirty crime boy"
Damn
Everybody gangster Until this, did not exist
I am the 420th like
Everybody gangsta till god says "p o o"
LOL YES
Welcome to another episode of “Wilbur pretends to be a God while he’s a dirty crime boy”
YOU
time to squirrel
I can't believe he pretended to be me.
God I though u were fake , GIMME POWERS
God hi NOOB
12:11 this reminds me of all Wilbur’s pets in the one block a minute challenge
Edit: 13:16 *milo*
28:00 l'manburg.
The two people that were in the sky: WHOS LAUGHING NOW
Also the two people in the sky: Yes, I was in the chess club
420 likes, I can't like
@@holo379 bruh xD
wilbur adding crime to the world just when things were going really well so he wouldn't get bored is a prime example of what I like to call the sand castle instinct
This is going to enter my daily vernacular as soon as possible thank you this is brilliant
What exactly is the sand castle instinct?
@@PoisonFlower765 basically it’s causing chaos and destruction because your bored like how you make a sandcastle and then destroy it and repeat because your bored of the same sandcastle
I think at least 🤔
“Sometimes I think
Than I eat sand”
@@Silvergrove41 *yes*
The smile slowly spreading across wilbur's face as he watches a civilization is scary
He does has a soft spot for TNT doesn't he?
Wilbur: this will be the rebirth of civilisation
Also Wilbur: diamond sword in inventory
Breaking News: Insane Man Calls Himself God, Blows Up School
sounds like Jason Dean
Vash exactly like JD
This aged fantastically or terribly but I can't decide
soooo lets go with both
@@crazcudler I WISH I HAVE MORE TNT
...does he like slushes and is his mother dead?
The whole civilization gone,
The Headmaster: oh no the school
The fact that "oh no the school" was in lowercase made it sound 10x more nonchalant then it should which made this hilarious.
I’m rewatching this for the 10th time in 2022 and it never ceases to be one of my favorite RUclips videos
“If they die they respawn, surely!”
**Slowly and psychotically smiles**
*”Hardcore mode is on.”*
The people living in the sky at the end: *They called me a madman!*
Facts
I like watching Wilbur talk to some of the people but I like to imagine some of them don’t have the stream open and he’s just punching the air and looking around sporadically
Basically how God talks to his disciples.
Erik Ho that explains a lot.
@@erikho6936 prophets got the link to the stream
@@erikho6936 can you link God's stream? Tryna hear him
Ironically enough, someone recently actually gifted a sub to God!
These videos will always be iconic. I wish I knew of them when they first came out but I love these types of Wilbur videos
28:40 I loved how he checked his watch he has on his wrist
Willbur accidentally killing people is a big mood i love, he just stares silently, i love it
So you like cold murder in a warm environment?
@@ohmfg That's evil man.
I like seeing sadness in people’s eyes :)
Same
He gives some seconds to respect them
*Entirety of society explodes*
29:06 “WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SCHOOL”
I saw that too lol
well thats how society goes i guess XD
Can someone pls help me I don’t know this part of the video 0:44 and 0:47
29:14 “MY SCHOOL”
HE JUST ATE ANOTHER FOCKING BANANA
Even if it’s been a year, I still think it would’ve been funny if someone made a mafia
15:14
Wilbur: who is head farmer
Harvester13: am i a joke to u
Wilbur: “i’m a good god”
innocent people he killed:
A small price to pay for salvation
BLOP
@@aidenconway9087 no poor blop :(
@@AlmightyLoaf indeed
I was one of them
It scares me everytime when he starts saying "Hardcore mode is on." And he just smiles with the music.
🙂🎵
"Hows it goin guys its me hair in the eyes, ive got hair for eyes"
*transcends dimensions*
It's not until Wilbur pulls out the banana that you realize that shit just got real
The banana of destruction
I just imagine god bringing back jesus because he accidentally killed him.
oops lemme just revive you
I- ppPPPFT
😂
TRUE LMAO
Sorry jesus, let me just type this command real quick
This video reminded me of my 5th grade. In my class, everyone had jobs, houses, taxes, everything you would need in a society. We even had evictions (if someone couldn’t pay their rent, they would have to sit on the floor until they could pay it off).
So we had our jobs and some kids wanted some extra cash on the side.
So all of a sudden *BOOM* a secret black market the teacher didn’t know about sprouted. People would trade “contraband” aka food, for cash.
This went on for about a month until the teacher finally caught on and looked into it. At that point, people knew who was apart of the black market but not who started it.
My teacher held a bounty for the person who started the black market. I don’t remember what the price was, but it was high so people would snitch. I never personally took part in the shenanigans, but this bounty intrigued me.
My friend and I looked into it and found the kid responsible for starting the black market. I had known this kid for being a bit of a troublemaker, but not anything crazy like this. We got the reward and split the cash.
The kid didn’t get in too much trouble, but he was prosecuted and got his recess taken away for 2 days and had to pay a fine. The era of the black market of our fifth grade class was over.
I made this story sound much more dramatic than it really was but I thought it was pretty funny. The kid behind the black market was a pretty good kid who I’m still friends with today. He said that he was bored of the mundane life so he wanted to make some mischief. He honestly just wanted to make life in the classroom more interesting instead of us having the same old stuff the entire year. In middle school, all he really did was talk about his glory days of the black market (which everyone loved) and just started making communism jokes which is a whole other can of worms.
*WHEEZE*
Noice 😂👌🏼
Wait a minute the exact same thing happened in my school.. did we go to the same school?
@@qingpetcher667 :o I went to school in CA. If we didn’t go to the same school, then I’m surprised that there are multiple kids out there who wanted to start a black market
@@haleylightcake4844 :o we did go to the same school but imagine if multiple kids did start multiple black markets..
Wilbur: recreates le’manburgs fate
Also Wilbur: starts eating a banana
Wow I am very late
i come back and rewatch these 100 player videos every month or so and they make me so happy
Fan: makes a house that Wilbur doesn’t like
Wilbur: *so you have chosen death?*
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
“No E’s in chat”
Everyone in chat: *“EEEEEE”*
E
E
E
Eeee
EEEEEEEE
wilbur you’ve made my day from like forever away. but it’s amazing 😭
Im rewatching this and when Wilbur said "Im also a dirty crime boy" and then it goes silent then a freaking pokemon ad just pops up i cant-
"This is gun. This is how you will reinforce order."
“This is gun”
America be like-
😬😬
“It’s gonna be a police state” that didn’t age well
Um, that's not how that works...
@@agoogleuser8945 huh??
but that's how it works
👁👁
Sociesffsafvsaafff six commandments smiley face
The joke doesn't work when you actually understand acab and the justice system
i like to imagine that this was gods first atempt at civilization but all hell broke lose
"oh its tough to be a god" *starts singing violently*
don't pretend we didn't accidentally see this the other day wilbur
I was just looking for it in my subscription feed and on his channel and I was like am I going crazy or what
I watched the whole video lmao
Cos of copyright claims check description
Mhm
yep...
Alternative title: story of L'manberg, created by him and destroyed by him.
L’manburg in a nutshell
@@bloodgod7484 literally
The earth started like this and will end like this
Yep
YEAHHH POGGGG
The bite of 87 😭😭💀
28:32
I felt myself grin at the sight of this.
What we see: Wilbur destroying everyones hard work
What Minx sees: HEES ONTO ANOTHER FOOKIN BANANA
yeah, it do be like that
He does eat too many bananas tho.
The fact that wilbur at the start was like “they need to choose their own leader“ and then he ended up choosing it i amazing
It's either the every 30 seconds I get a block, or this series where he got the obsession with blowing up things and buttons
Wilbur: “You’re a firefighter, you need to be strong”
Also Wilbur: *doesnt give fire protection*
Logic
Wilbur: Destroys the civilization he himself build from ground up
Also him: *casually eats bananas*
28:43 chat: "I can't believe you've done this"
12:19 : God when Jesus was crucified probably.
You know, part of this comment now applies to L’Manberg as well.
11:38
“You alright? You oka-y.? XD”
“I just got smacked by a sentient tree, *no- I am not okay.”*
“But chat, I’m also the dirty crime boy…”
*silence*
**Ad pops up**
I swear RUclips could not have had better timing to make me burst out laughing
Me seeing the destruction: my lmanburg my lmanburg
I can’t like cuz it’s at 69 so ima reply
My l'manburg...my l'manburg.. my l'manburg
Not me singing immediately 😭😭✋
I heard there was a special place... Where men could go and emancipate... The brutality and tyranny of their rulers... Well this place was real you needn’t fret... With Wilbur Tommy Tubbo fuck Eret... It’s a very big and a little bit blown up Lmanburg... My Lmanburg... My Lmanburg... My Lmanburg... My Lmanburg...
**ugly sobbing**
22:57 I love how the king just says "stop killing my people, that's my job."
Haha
Haha
Haha funny funny
I’m stuck home sick. Been binging your vids and this is my favorite so far
This is the first video, and the video that got me addicted to the holy videos of the divine deity, WILBUR SOOT.
Idea Checklist:
✓ Two RUclipsrs,
• ...one GOD and one DEVIL.
• GOD is only allowed in the overworld.
• DEVIL is only allowed in the nether.
• Bad people are banished to HELL (the nether)
Red vs Blue (nether people vs overworld people)
Edit: Another idea:
• There could be a player called DEATH, whose job is to send people to where they belong. In this case it might be more interesting/entertaining to see Wilbur play as death and have others be nominated to be GOD and DEVIL.
A separate idea (which might be better for it's own plugin):
• World with *Multiple* GODs (played by the players), GODs gain power from people FOLLOWING them.
• One GOD for each wool colour (or any alternative block).
• Which wool colour is the best.
I second this.
I third this.
I fourth this. would be even better with 1.16
I fifth this &
God - Wilbur
Devil - Jschlatt
Devious idea! I love it!
You can tell Wilbur isn’t American because he put healthcare first on the list of priorities
And it was free
@@SkimBee what's next, building a civilization that makes sense?
Jog Swanson america is so lame she’s so boring 10/10 do NOT recommend😀👍
LMFAOOO
Catureen SHFEDfGhHh IM DEAD-
'Go and rejoice, go and rejoi-... ohhh...' Quote, Wilbur Soot, 2020
I love the fact that he just ate a banana and watched everything go in destruction
"I do not wish to associate with the ground plebs" made me laugh so hard oml
sAAAAme
ceiling gang
200th like. Satisfying 😂
Me too, and she totally had the right idea.
I feel ya
King was a good pure hearted man. He was there for his people when they needed him the most.
...and then he killed them all
*Fallen kingdom starts to play*
I used to rule the world
And then one day god turned crime boy.
As Kings rise to power, so shall they fall into tyranny. The brooding lure of the cursed unbreakable rock is daunting and unrelenting on ones psyche. For once the King saw this benevolent curse, wrought and stricken with a mere fraction of the madness the diety known only as God: His truest self was soon locked away, and his body made to be nothing but a puppet to the Stones of Vexes. Shortly thereafter, the Kings soul had been tainted and corrupted beyond ascension. The Vexed stone bestows an iron will to reign terror, that hath remained steadfast through the burning passage of the divide between the Kings humanity and the abyss. Brandishing his blade forged from the strongest and finest materials fit for a king and able to slay dragons in one hand, and the accursed will to bring down the wrath of God in the other. The now Hollowed King sought to end what he had fought so hard to protect and care for.
The only episode in which wilbur did something good to his fans
Wilbur: "I didn't know that God is so stressful job"
God: " Trust me I know"
“This is homely”
*Person strolls in with an iron sword and starts murdering people*
Technoblade with diamond sword: i am 4 parallel universes ahead of you
Stone*
Insert childish Gambino this is America
I like how hes talking to people without communication theyre probably so confused when he punches them and gives them free items
most would have his stream open and listen to him haha
@@moonyybread1 there's still delay so they'd be at least confused for a bit
@@walledsand true
he’s in ur bed and THEY’RE IN THE TWITCH CHAT
Do da do do da noo na noo noo
@@teatalks3426 beautiful
*whole city blows up*
“WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SCHOOL”
16:38 lol🤣🤣🤣🤣