Rebuilding Civilization in Minecraft

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 21 апр 2020
  • I uploaded this with copyright claims by accident sorry if you've already seen it
    Filmed Live on Twitch: / wilbursoot
    Follow me: / wilbursoot
    / wilbursoot
    Thumbnail: / scivious_
    Edited: / elodie.gif
    / elodiegif
    Music used:
    Incompetech - Kevin Macleod
  • ИгрыИгры

Комментарии • 14 тыс.

  • @WilburPlays
    @WilburPlays  4 года назад +39419

    Hey, silence at the end is due to a copyright issue. Muted the track 👍

  • @CappTF
    @CappTF 4 года назад +7385

    "I'm a brilliant leader"
    He says as he leaves a meteor of bedrock on top of the crops

    • @wyverntail1811
      @wyverntail1811 4 года назад +236

      He did go back later and removed it when people asked. But the best part was how they were yelling at him for ruining the farm when the water would have just flowed into the source blocks and not really ruin anything

    • @animations-ew4yf
      @animations-ew4yf 4 года назад +74

      the farm caused the most death tho besides the MOAB at the end there

    • @diblyn871
      @diblyn871 4 года назад +12

      Why did I read it as corps...

    • @ellav8064
      @ellav8064 4 года назад +10

      @@diblyn871 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜 𝕘𝕠𝕕 𝕚𝕥 𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕟'𝕥 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕞𝕖

    • @kurtbarrios844
      @kurtbarrios844 3 года назад +2

      Aperture

  • @ItsActuallySaturn
    @ItsActuallySaturn 3 года назад +9145

    _”If they die they just respawn, surely!”_
    *slowly smiles*

    • @mauricecarney7818
      @mauricecarney7818 3 года назад +179

      "Hardcore Mode is on"

    • @Biurus
      @Biurus 3 года назад +172

      Dude, Wilbur's smile is scary...

    • @robomix3162
      @robomix3162 3 года назад +129

      Wilbur is mostly wholesome and funny but DAMN HE CAN BE SCARY!

    • @sirchooch9680
      @sirchooch9680 3 года назад +36

      He like the grinch

    • @razzmachad5124
      @razzmachad5124 3 года назад +16

      @@user-ti7pi9zf8o no

  • @pplgptyjrdohmdnrmptsgtsof5125
    @pplgptyjrdohmdnrmptsgtsof5125 2 года назад +871

    "Do you want day?"
    Most of chat: "Yes, please give us day king."
    This one single guy: " *WE'RE DYING* "

  • @melanied7553
    @melanied7553 2 года назад +812

    “If you die, you’re gone.”
    Yes Wilbur, that’s how death works.

  • @roundtableaaa4502
    @roundtableaaa4502 4 года назад +6244

    I love it how the farmers are responsible for everyone's death

    • @Fizz-Q
      @Fizz-Q 4 года назад +85

      Ikr

    • @vividandlucid
      @vividandlucid 4 года назад +517

      Agriculture was humanity's greatest mistake

    • @Futurist312
      @Futurist312 4 года назад +88

      Anprim gang.

    • @captainramius790
      @captainramius790 4 года назад +36

      Watch the documentary called out of shadows if you want you're life changed.
      Type in outofshadows

    • @connorvestal5647
      @connorvestal5647 4 года назад +12

      Just like real life

  • @DefinitelyNotATrolldier
    @DefinitelyNotATrolldier 3 года назад +3041

    "I don't wish to associate with the ground plebs"
    well she didn't die and her land survived so...

    • @user-rx6xu6bs8c
      @user-rx6xu6bs8c 3 года назад +135

      She actually knew what would happen

    • @lowkeylonely4265
      @lowkeylonely4265 3 года назад +56

      "Extreme Preppers"

    • @anyukad3477
      @anyukad3477 3 года назад +6

      @

    • @azriel9654
      @azriel9654 3 года назад +62

      SHE HAD A PROPHECY

    • @azriel9654
      @azriel9654 3 года назад +41

      which came true. Strange, I thought prophets made prophecy’s. Not skyblockers.

  • @sebb6011
    @sebb6011 2 года назад +169

    Wilbur: their gonna have to pick a leader themselves
    Also Wilbur: elects a random guy as king

  • @kay_1355
    @kay_1355 2 года назад +133

    "Oh, this is gorgeous!"
    *fountain of death*
    "Right next to the f***ing hospital as well!"
    😂

  • @jotarokujo749
    @jotarokujo749 4 года назад +5018

    Wilbur: “You need to vote for leadership”
    Also Wilbur: Appoints a king

    • @aayushpatel2788
      @aayushpatel2788 3 года назад +61

      Jotaro Kujo failed democracy

    • @whyarewestillherejusttosuf7754
      @whyarewestillherejusttosuf7754 3 года назад +28

      R/therewasanattempt to do democracy right

    • @nylo5186
      @nylo5186 3 года назад +8

      Lol Lol r/ihavereddit except you probably don’t

    • @monicachualay233
      @monicachualay233 3 года назад +8

      Jotaro Kujo Demorcracy at its finest

    • @culfre
      @culfre 3 года назад

      @@nylo5186 r/nor/linksoutsideofredditdumbo

  • @darknessml6145
    @darknessml6145 4 года назад +14254

    I'm still disappointed he named them "Commandments" and not "The will of Will"

    • @atonofbricksonakey9590
      @atonofbricksonakey9590 4 года назад +1018

      I was thinking Soot-ciety

    • @broccolitomato1085
      @broccolitomato1085 4 года назад +357

      @A Ton Of Bricks On A Key
      oh Soot I should’ve thought of that....

    • @sharpmeth
      @sharpmeth 4 года назад +228

      Maybe he Will do that next time

    • @ryzen8039
      @ryzen8039 4 года назад +69

      That would have so much better, his commandments weren't even really commandments.

    • @sayloregg
      @sayloregg 4 года назад +7

      I hope he does this next time

  • @thetravelerofworlds8359
    @thetravelerofworlds8359 2 года назад +76

    ....... watching this has told me exactly 3 things.
    1. I now have some insight as to why the God of the Old Testament might be the way he is when it comes to Humanity.
    2. Wilbur Soot should not be allowed any modicum of power whatsoever because he will not hesitate to abuse it for funsies.
    3. I'm subscribing because that was the funniest thing I've ever seen.

  • @TheLastRussian1815
    @TheLastRussian1815 Год назад +59

    Wilber turned from god to a health inspector

  • @the_arson_bean
    @the_arson_bean 4 года назад +3893

    Wilbur: *puts the E guy in jail*
    the one person in chat: "HOMOPHOBIA!"

  • @tiff9911
    @tiff9911 4 года назад +3524

    I knew shit was about to hit the fan when a smug Wilbur uttered the words “But chat, I’m also the dirty crime boy.”

    • @wp4872
      @wp4872 4 года назад +64

      tiff here, I replied to you so you can finally see how many likes you have.

    • @tiff9911
      @tiff9911 4 года назад +44

      I Love You Woah, thanks for letting me know :)

    • @RichConnerGMN
      @RichConnerGMN 4 года назад +2

      nice profile pic

  • @amesur2492
    @amesur2492 2 года назад +20

    “But Wilbur, how are you gonna control them, cause if they die they’re gonna respawn, surely. *maniacally grins” -Wilbur Soot

  • @savannahmccaleb9550
    @savannahmccaleb9550 2 года назад +28

    I love Wilbur, his love for chaos resonates with me on a whole new level, he is who I want to be

  • @ayonixanimations
    @ayonixanimations 4 года назад +8095

    "I don't wish to associate with the ground plebs" I love her LMFAO and I love how happy and satisfied Wilbur looked at the end of that.

  • @VolimRabar1007
    @VolimRabar1007 3 года назад +1797

    Wilbur: no false idols
    Gay guy : make a false idol
    Wilbur: punish him
    Wilbur chat : homophobia

    • @ShinHappu
      @ShinHappu 3 года назад +9

      You're from Brazil, right? :)

    • @VolimRabar1007
      @VolimRabar1007 3 года назад +56

      @@ShinHappu nah im from the moon

    • @paperclip1579
      @paperclip1579 3 года назад +17

      @@VolimRabar1007 oh hey how's the moon

    • @xi8264
      @xi8264 3 года назад +26

      (in james charles's voice) *this is so homophobic*

    • @paperclip1579
      @paperclip1579 3 года назад +15

      @@xi8264 don't bring James Charles here he's cringe

  • @Strange_Moons
    @Strange_Moons 2 года назад +6

    25:40 Wilbur,your villain arc is showing.

  • @Nycktee
    @Nycktee 2 года назад +6

    27:46 *L'Manburg vibes intensify*

  • @Keegstar
    @Keegstar 3 года назад +3419

    imagine going into a horrible car accident, everything hurts.. but suddenly it all fades to white.. the choir of heaven begins to sing.. and then suddenly..
    18:47 "HI SORRY ABOUT THAT."

  • @Seeks_stuff
    @Seeks_stuff 4 года назад +849

    Oh god, it's a cinematic masterpiece.
    There's the introduction of the land and characters,
    the development with the king, the headworkers and the prophet,
    We lost some valuable lives,
    we had rebirth,
    then the villain Crime Boi is introduced,
    and the epic final battle with the king and the police fighting against the dirty crime boi.
    Not to mention the plot twist in the ending. The fricking banana gave me chills!
    Wilbur is a great movie director.

    • @j-c4997
      @j-c4997 4 года назад +10

      Seek's Animations and Stuff oh my god it does have a plot xD

    • @miberss
      @miberss 4 года назад +6

      ive already watched it 2 times

  • @Trioxide_Belle
    @Trioxide_Belle Год назад +7

    Wilbur: *eats banana*
    Wilbur: *Becomes alpha*
    Wilbur: Now I can TRULY rule the- oh.

  • @lisa_cz7440
    @lisa_cz7440 Год назад +7

    18:52 She be like: I just want my things back...

  • @tam2237
    @tam2237 4 года назад +1569

    I just love how flipping confused they are when you bring them onto the bedrock platform and they watch as you just swing your head around and air punch the ground. I just wanna know what they’re thinking

    • @MartinaXDDD
      @MartinaXDDD 4 года назад +146

      They probably follow the stream at the same time and listen to what he's saying

    • @train123z
      @train123z 3 года назад +180

      @@MartinaXDDD The stream is sometimes slightly delayed so they wouldn't know at the exact time

    • @conman0414
      @conman0414 3 года назад +75

      @@MartinaXDDD stream tends to be delayed by a good 10-30 seconds ahead of real time

    • @weirdcomicst.v.1927
      @weirdcomicst.v.1927 3 года назад +17

      @@conman0414 press shift and talk into the microphone.

    • @conman0414
      @conman0414 3 года назад +18

      @@weirdcomicst.v.1927 okay im doing it. Where'd you want me pointing this flashlight?

  • @angriestchezburger
    @angriestchezburger 3 года назад +2314

    Wilbur: makes an actually functioning society
    Also WIlbur: DIRTY CRIME BOY TIME

    • @ramennoodle4350
      @ramennoodle4350 3 года назад +2

      Sorry accidentally disliked

    • @villager4672
      @villager4672 3 года назад +6

      @@ramennoodle4350 then un-dislike

    • @berryballeredits_
      @berryballeredits_ 3 года назад +1

      @@ramennoodle4350 then fuck yo-
      *SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS IS A CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER*
      Oh, k

    • @cadenceolivia6304
      @cadenceolivia6304 3 года назад +6

      hes been a dirty crime boy for quite a while now

    • @Casperlasperdasper.
      @Casperlasperdasper. 3 года назад +10

      _I T W A S N E V E R M E A N T T O B E -_

  • @swagxjamy
    @swagxjamy 2 года назад +20

    Wilbur: Smiles when place is getting destroyed
    Wilbur fans:Isn’t that copyrighted?

  • @melodycounts4886
    @melodycounts4886 2 года назад +6

    I can’t believe Wilbur knows about Egyptian lore I mean RA it’s just amazing 7:25

  • @zachwallace483
    @zachwallace483 4 года назад +654

    Chapter 1:
    Here describes the tale of a brand new civilization. Modernized and pixelized to escape the covid damnation. Run by the deity named Wilbur, who presides over the land with his heavenly face. Bestowing 6 commandments upon the world so brand new, so the first wave of people would know what to do. He instructed a hospital, a police system, and education from a school. The need for farm, housing, and leadership too. As the first people spawned in, unbeknownst to their roles, he congregated them and provided them goals.
    Then, like ants amongst a colony, the disciples spread out. As they got to work, a foundation of dirt began to sprout. As he quickly realized, the world needed one thing. Someone to lead them, perhaps the first king. The selected "Whatshamidt" was bestowed upon the role. And after rebirth, his effects began to toll. The masses worshipped him, his shining armor ever blue. But alas, a problem. One oh so overdue. Ghostly creatures flew through the sky. The shimmering darkness almost unseen to the eye. The deity then realized what had to be done. Using all his godly powers, he conjured up the sun. After expending his power, he came across a realization. After fending the dark hour, saving his nation. He realized that he couldn't do this work alone. He needed a prophet, who didn't hold the throne. A worthy subject, none as Lukito976 was. He towered on a cross, looking from above. In the midst of the creation, by nature Lukito976 organized. Devout to no religion, for he had yet to be patronized The deity chose him, gave him food and fish. He gave him some saplings, all to disperse as he wished. A true disciple he was, even tempted to barter, which garnered anger from the deity, for Lukito976 could have been martyred. He taught him the right path and set him off once again. And he would have no more issues, until the very end. Off into the distance, the deity spots something not envisioned in his head. A building in the sky, formed by macyminion10. She was above all the groundlings, in her terms and literally, of course. And the deity didn't mind, he dealt out no force. He then went on to admire the land. Trees sprouting everywhere, all by Lukito's hand. And then he saw it. The E. The first sproutings of the soon to be problematic insurgence. What will the future behold for this contemporary society? Will it be brought to ruins or will it thrive into the next Rome? Will it be torn down by disruptions or flourish into a befitting home, for the god himself.
    (I can continue but I'm lazy and also wanna see how many likes this first chapter gets so that I can make a Chapter two!) ((also I can't think of a title for this))

    • @scornedrose6808
      @scornedrose6808 4 года назад +19

      How about God's Greatest Sin?

    • @spartanxmonster
      @spartanxmonster 4 года назад +18

      The Rise and Fall of the Soot Empire

    • @xendurr8180
      @xendurr8180 4 года назад +41

      -and then he saw it. The E. The first sproutings of the soon to be problematic insurgence. Wilbur knew what had to be done, but it'll be something that can't be undone. For those who defied deserves to be denied. In the promised land that Wilbur supplied. He ate his banana and set his emotions aside. For all he knew that he was belied. A few seconds later, a sun has been born. To scorn all of those that became his thorns. It shone really bright much to Wilbur's delight. And one thing's for sure,
      Everyone fucking died.

    • @aileen.o3041
      @aileen.o3041 4 года назад +2

      Make a book of this

    • @loweffortspeedster
      @loweffortspeedster 4 года назад +6

      The Rise and Fall of Newfoundland (smpearth reference)

  • @fakeskyler2305
    @fakeskyler2305 4 года назад +2586

    I feel like this is legitimately the 5 stages of being God, brought to you by Wilbur Soot
    1) Eager and Inventive
    2) Upset that things aren't going your way
    3) Guide people towards the way you want things to be
    4) realize it's best to take a backseat most of the time, let the humans be humans, after all, who woulda guessed being god would be so stressful?
    5) Go full hands-off, let it be as it is, until you destroy the whole place in a blaze of glory

    • @Thenoobestgirl
      @Thenoobestgirl 4 года назад +117

      6) Rinse and repeat

    • @Playetgo
      @Playetgo 4 года назад +60

      in real life that sould be like :
      1)Creating the humain
      2)See how stupid there are
      3)Let Jesus come on earth
      4)the 2 world war
      5)2020

    • @andrescabrera4409
      @andrescabrera4409 4 года назад +11

      Fake Skyler 2016 is the first stage and 2020 is the 5 stage, let's be honest
      Edit: just realized someone said the something basically

    • @captainramius790
      @captainramius790 4 года назад +2

      Do you want to change you're life?
      Watch the documentary called out of shadows. Type in outofshadows

    • @AK-Drakoin
      @AK-Drakoin 4 года назад +3

      DMs be like

  • @fayemillah2086
    @fayemillah2086 2 года назад +10

    Wilbur: blows up an entire town
    Also Wilbur: eats a banana

  • @Lucid.-.
    @Lucid.-. 2 года назад +7

    I like how Wilbur creates something he loves then just blows it all up. The ending was literally L’mamburg all over 😂

  • @nagitokomaeda1378
    @nagitokomaeda1378 3 года назад +623

    He’s basically speed running america

  • @satanicavocado8779
    @satanicavocado8779 3 года назад +6497

    Pretty sure his editor's job is to just
    1. Zoom in
    2. WHO DID THIS
    3. Increase Wiblur's ego
    Edit: Yes, Wiblur
    Edit: YES, WIBLUR

  • @_..E46
    @_..E46 2 года назад +5

    Teachers : for doing very good work you get a gold star
    Wilbur : for being good to society you get a diamond

  • @espe9187
    @espe9187 2 года назад +3

    6:27 Wilbur resurrects the king
    7:38 The Prophet
    8:32 "Listen, as your deity, I demand you stop building out of dirt"
    8:50 The Prophet makes Profit
    9:37 "i don't wish to associate with the ground plebs"
    11:02 "no one told me god is a stressful job"
    11:49 "come to hospital for drugs"
    12:09 Wilbur commits murder (School Master)
    13:35 Crab Religion (and the commandments)
    14:29 E
    15:42 Wilbur commits murder again (E guy)
    16:15 Wilbur's arrest warrant
    16:27 Fountain of Death
    17:21 Visiting the Prison
    18:20 Wilbur commits murder a third time (hospital staff is lacking)
    19:00 "Bless me"
    19:09 scool
    19:36 Zoo
    20:08 Better Zoo
    21:04 Lava Scare
    22:21 Once again, Wilbur commits murder (firefighter)
    23:18 Hospital Promotions and Demotions
    24:24 Wilbur "saves" the farms
    25:45 Dirty Crime Boy
    26:11 And another Murder (Crime disciple)
    27:57 the big boom

  • @meme-hp1pm
    @meme-hp1pm 3 года назад +1227

    Everybody gangsta until god says: “I’m a dirty crime boy"

  • @therealslmccl
    @therealslmccl 4 года назад +3888

    Welcome to another episode of “Wilbur pretends to be a God while he’s a dirty crime boy”

    • @fouroffoxes
      @fouroffoxes 4 года назад +4

      YOU

    • @mwetz08
      @mwetz08 4 года назад +8

      time to squirrel

    • @seb5542
      @seb5542 4 года назад +48

      I can't believe he pretended to be me.

    • @labobano
      @labobano 4 года назад +1

      God I though u were fake , GIMME POWERS

    • @NebulaTheOfficial
      @NebulaTheOfficial 4 года назад +1

      God hi NOOB

  • @messiesttacos4759
    @messiesttacos4759 Год назад +3

    12:11 this reminds me of all Wilbur’s pets in the one block a minute challenge
    Edit: 13:16 *milo*

  • @IJstWannaBYours
    @IJstWannaBYours 2 года назад +7

    28:00 l'manburg.

  • @nottipsic4568
    @nottipsic4568 4 года назад +918

    The two people that were in the sky: WHOS LAUGHING NOW

    • @TheGobbit
      @TheGobbit 4 года назад +4

      Also the two people in the sky: Yes, I was in the chess club

    • @holo379
      @holo379 4 года назад

      420 likes, I can't like

    • @nottipsic4568
      @nottipsic4568 4 года назад

      @@holo379 bruh xD

  • @glitchymoss
    @glitchymoss 3 года назад +1385

    wilbur adding crime to the world just when things were going really well so he wouldn't get bored is a prime example of what I like to call the sand castle instinct

    • @trisaratops8785
      @trisaratops8785 2 года назад +51

      This is going to enter my daily vernacular as soon as possible thank you this is brilliant

    • @PoisonFlower765
      @PoisonFlower765 2 года назад +40

      What exactly is the sand castle instinct?

    • @imhidingvoldiesnose9541
      @imhidingvoldiesnose9541 2 года назад +102

      @@PoisonFlower765 basically it’s causing chaos and destruction because your bored like how you make a sandcastle and then destroy it and repeat because your bored of the same sandcastle
      I think at least 🤔

    • @Silvergrove41
      @Silvergrove41 2 года назад +29

      “Sometimes I think
      Than I eat sand”

    • @myparentsacc
      @myparentsacc Год назад +3

      @@Silvergrove41 *yes*

  • @heikemardirian216
    @heikemardirian216 2 года назад +4

    The smile slowly spreading across wilbur's face as he watches a civilization is scary
    He does has a soft spot for TNT doesn't he?

  • @solomonkirton9347
    @solomonkirton9347 2 года назад +1

    Wilbur: this will be the rebirth of civilisation
    Also Wilbur: diamond sword in inventory

  • @skipperdipper5186
    @skipperdipper5186 3 года назад +1642

    Breaking News: Insane Man Calls Himself God, Blows Up School

    • @crazcudler
      @crazcudler 3 года назад +49

      sounds like Jason Dean

    • @themammoth9051
      @themammoth9051 3 года назад +21

      Vash exactly like JD

    • @onyxlibertas5115
      @onyxlibertas5115 3 года назад +25

      This aged fantastically or terribly but I can't decide
      soooo lets go with both

    • @kirstyparsons2570
      @kirstyparsons2570 3 года назад +11

      @@crazcudler I WISH I HAVE MORE TNT

    • @exxwhy1645
      @exxwhy1645 3 года назад +6

      ...does he like slushes and is his mother dead?

  • @wolfyakuza9076
    @wolfyakuza9076 4 года назад +620

    The whole civilization gone,
    The Headmaster: oh no the school

    • @Justin-ul7fh
      @Justin-ul7fh 4 года назад +46

      The fact that "oh no the school" was in lowercase made it sound 10x more nonchalant then it should which made this hilarious.

  • @cup_o_chai686
    @cup_o_chai686 Год назад +5

    I’m rewatching this for the 10th time in 2022 and it never ceases to be one of my favorite RUclips videos

  • @angelholic.net.
    @angelholic.net. 2 года назад +1

    “If they die they respawn, surely!”
    **Slowly and psychotically smiles**
    *”Hardcore mode is on.”*

  • @Ludovicus1769
    @Ludovicus1769 4 года назад +583

    The people living in the sky at the end: *They called me a madman!*

  • @ThebigNut
    @ThebigNut 4 года назад +3758

    I like watching Wilbur talk to some of the people but I like to imagine some of them don’t have the stream open and he’s just punching the air and looking around sporadically

    • @erikho6936
      @erikho6936 4 года назад +449

      Basically how God talks to his disciples.

    • @randomt_1468
      @randomt_1468 4 года назад +134

      Erik Ho that explains a lot.

    • @the-letter_s
      @the-letter_s 4 года назад +209

      @@erikho6936 prophets got the link to the stream

    • @atticusnari
      @atticusnari 4 года назад +170

      @@erikho6936 can you link God's stream? Tryna hear him

    • @blobvisfan666
      @blobvisfan666 4 года назад +51

      Ironically enough, someone recently actually gifted a sub to God!

  • @reyfun7869
    @reyfun7869 Год назад +1

    These videos will always be iconic. I wish I knew of them when they first came out but I love these types of Wilbur videos

  • @giggachad21
    @giggachad21 Год назад +2

    28:40 I loved how he checked his watch he has on his wrist

  • @dragonblast4854
    @dragonblast4854 3 года назад +2650

    Willbur accidentally killing people is a big mood i love, he just stares silently, i love it

    • @alternative7586
      @alternative7586 3 года назад +32

      So you like cold murder in a warm environment?

    • @brianolllo
      @brianolllo 3 года назад +2

      @@ohmfg That's evil man.

    • @dexicatinc.6110
      @dexicatinc.6110 3 года назад +5

      I like seeing sadness in people’s eyes :)

    • @chasethemaster3440
      @chasethemaster3440 3 года назад +3

      Same

    • @NeDaz
      @NeDaz 3 года назад +2

      He gives some seconds to respect them

  • @saadinhalf
    @saadinhalf 4 года назад +1009

    *Entirety of society explodes*
    29:06 “WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SCHOOL”

  • @Cranberryishere
    @Cranberryishere 2 года назад +3

    Even if it’s been a year, I still think it would’ve been funny if someone made a mafia

  • @sarahimcameron
    @sarahimcameron 2 года назад +7

    15:14
    Wilbur: who is head farmer
    Harvester13: am i a joke to u

  • @S1ckle.s.s
    @S1ckle.s.s 3 года назад +1612

    Wilbur: “i’m a good god”
    innocent people he killed:

  • @yourfriendlyneighborhooddemon
    @yourfriendlyneighborhooddemon 3 года назад +519

    It scares me everytime when he starts saying "Hardcore mode is on." And he just smiles with the music.

  • @STB4G
    @STB4G 2 года назад +1

    "Hows it goin guys its me hair in the eyes, ive got hair for eyes"
    *transcends dimensions*

  • @MCisAwesome95
    @MCisAwesome95 2 года назад +5

    It's not until Wilbur pulls out the banana that you realize that shit just got real

    • @Da_real_bot
      @Da_real_bot Месяц назад

      The banana of destruction

  • @ZirconiumPantsTeardown
    @ZirconiumPantsTeardown 4 года назад +2213

    I just imagine god bringing back jesus because he accidentally killed him.

    • @lulukinia7059
      @lulukinia7059 4 года назад +144

      oops lemme just revive you

    • @pinatapaws
      @pinatapaws 4 года назад +22

      I- ppPPPFT

    • @lapvona
      @lapvona 4 года назад +7

      😂

    • @kennylee6499
      @kennylee6499 4 года назад +7

      TRUE LMAO

    • @Vex-VII
      @Vex-VII 3 года назад +36

      Sorry jesus, let me just type this command real quick

  • @haleylightcake4844
    @haleylightcake4844 3 года назад +2131

    This video reminded me of my 5th grade. In my class, everyone had jobs, houses, taxes, everything you would need in a society. We even had evictions (if someone couldn’t pay their rent, they would have to sit on the floor until they could pay it off).
    So we had our jobs and some kids wanted some extra cash on the side.
    So all of a sudden *BOOM* a secret black market the teacher didn’t know about sprouted. People would trade “contraband” aka food, for cash.
    This went on for about a month until the teacher finally caught on and looked into it. At that point, people knew who was apart of the black market but not who started it.
    My teacher held a bounty for the person who started the black market. I don’t remember what the price was, but it was high so people would snitch. I never personally took part in the shenanigans, but this bounty intrigued me.
    My friend and I looked into it and found the kid responsible for starting the black market. I had known this kid for being a bit of a troublemaker, but not anything crazy like this. We got the reward and split the cash.
    The kid didn’t get in too much trouble, but he was prosecuted and got his recess taken away for 2 days and had to pay a fine. The era of the black market of our fifth grade class was over.
    I made this story sound much more dramatic than it really was but I thought it was pretty funny. The kid behind the black market was a pretty good kid who I’m still friends with today. He said that he was bored of the mundane life so he wanted to make some mischief. He honestly just wanted to make life in the classroom more interesting instead of us having the same old stuff the entire year. In middle school, all he really did was talk about his glory days of the black market (which everyone loved) and just started making communism jokes which is a whole other can of worms.

    • @the_real_melon_lord4490
      @the_real_melon_lord4490 3 года назад +85

      *WHEEZE*

    • @nbell8
      @nbell8 3 года назад +49

      Noice 😂👌🏼

    • @qingpetcher667
      @qingpetcher667 3 года назад +119

      Wait a minute the exact same thing happened in my school.. did we go to the same school?

    • @haleylightcake4844
      @haleylightcake4844 3 года назад +107

      @@qingpetcher667 :o I went to school in CA. If we didn’t go to the same school, then I’m surprised that there are multiple kids out there who wanted to start a black market

    • @qingpetcher667
      @qingpetcher667 3 года назад +106

      @@haleylightcake4844 :o we did go to the same school but imagine if multiple kids did start multiple black markets..

  • @SilverFrostYT
    @SilverFrostYT 2 года назад +5

    Wilbur: recreates le’manburgs fate
    Also Wilbur: starts eating a banana
    Wow I am very late

  • @hattieharding2498
    @hattieharding2498 2 года назад

    i come back and rewatch these 100 player videos every month or so and they make me so happy

  • @Dont-Watch-My-Vids-U-Regret-it
    @Dont-Watch-My-Vids-U-Regret-it 3 года назад +1116

    Fan: makes a house that Wilbur doesn’t like
    Wilbur: *so you have chosen death?*

  • @dluce9804
    @dluce9804 3 года назад +707

    “No E’s in chat”
    Everyone in chat: *“EEEEEE”*

  • @starboy.x
    @starboy.x 2 года назад +2

    wilbur you’ve made my day from like forever away. but it’s amazing 😭

  • @chocokeeper1015
    @chocokeeper1015 2 года назад +2

    Im rewatching this and when Wilbur said "Im also a dirty crime boy" and then it goes silent then a freaking pokemon ad just pops up i cant-

  • @tape0n4head83
    @tape0n4head83 4 года назад +391

    "This is gun. This is how you will reinforce order."

  • @QuigleTheGnome
    @QuigleTheGnome 4 года назад +1913

    “It’s gonna be a police state” that didn’t age well

    • @agoogleuser8945
      @agoogleuser8945 3 года назад +9

      Um, that's not how that works...

    • @livelaughsol7066
      @livelaughsol7066 3 года назад +15

      @@agoogleuser8945 huh??

    • @weaselworks7464
      @weaselworks7464 3 года назад +10

      but that's how it works
      👁👁

    • @user-kx8pu6ys5i
      @user-kx8pu6ys5i 3 года назад

      Sociesffsafvsaafff six commandments smiley face

    • @fllowerknight
      @fllowerknight 3 года назад +11

      The joke doesn't work when you actually understand acab and the justice system

  • @Fl00rza.TwT.
    @Fl00rza.TwT. 8 месяцев назад +1

    i like to imagine that this was gods first atempt at civilization but all hell broke lose

  • @kaylanlooby5764
    @kaylanlooby5764 6 месяцев назад +1

    "oh its tough to be a god" *starts singing violently*

  • @starrybubble3632
    @starrybubble3632 4 года назад +3148

    don't pretend we didn't accidentally see this the other day wilbur

    • @mateuszbugaj799
      @mateuszbugaj799 4 года назад +97

      I was just looking for it in my subscription feed and on his channel and I was like am I going crazy or what

    • @_Bran
      @_Bran 4 года назад +44

      I watched the whole video lmao

    • @creako4622
      @creako4622 4 года назад +27

      Cos of copyright claims check description

    • @dairyproductss
      @dairyproductss 4 года назад

      Mhm

    • @katakana1
      @katakana1 4 года назад

      yep...

  • @user-cz2cg6sr5d
    @user-cz2cg6sr5d 3 года назад +1628

    Alternative title: story of L'manberg, created by him and destroyed by him.

  • @Coolguy69907
    @Coolguy69907 Месяц назад +4

    The bite of 87 😭😭💀

  • @Feltastic
    @Feltastic 2 года назад +2

    28:32
    I felt myself grin at the sight of this.

  • @JamesterIsDivergent
    @JamesterIsDivergent 4 года назад +940

    What we see: Wilbur destroying everyones hard work
    What Minx sees: HEES ONTO ANOTHER FOOKIN BANANA

  • @Potato-Cherry-Jerry
    @Potato-Cherry-Jerry 2 года назад +1

    The fact that wilbur at the start was like “they need to choose their own leader“ and then he ended up choosing it i amazing

  • @Melissa-ub4mh
    @Melissa-ub4mh 2 года назад +1

    It's either the every 30 seconds I get a block, or this series where he got the obsession with blowing up things and buttons

  • @srisitpradidwach2136
    @srisitpradidwach2136 3 года назад +722

    Wilbur: “You’re a firefighter, you need to be strong”
    Also Wilbur: *doesnt give fire protection*

  • @agentofchaoslorddwightschr8544
    @agentofchaoslorddwightschr8544 3 года назад +656

    Wilbur: Destroys the civilization he himself build from ground up
    Also him: *casually eats bananas*

    • @Real_Lion_of_Judah
      @Real_Lion_of_Judah 3 года назад +8

      28:43 chat: "I can't believe you've done this"

    • @zabaduddin5347
      @zabaduddin5347 3 года назад +1

      12:19 : God when Jesus was crucified probably.

    • @neilly2635
      @neilly2635 3 года назад +1

      You know, part of this comment now applies to L’Manberg as well.

  • @Inno4138
    @Inno4138 2 года назад +1

    11:38
    “You alright? You oka-y.? XD”
    “I just got smacked by a sentient tree, *no- I am not okay.”*

  • @LunaBlueMoon.
    @LunaBlueMoon. 10 месяцев назад +1

    “But chat, I’m also the dirty crime boy…”
    *silence*
    **Ad pops up**
    I swear RUclips could not have had better timing to make me burst out laughing

  • @cafecs3888
    @cafecs3888 3 года назад +816

    Me seeing the destruction: my lmanburg my lmanburg

    • @kingofhoodies6224
      @kingofhoodies6224 3 года назад +4

      I can’t like cuz it’s at 69 so ima reply

    • @BlinkOfAnEye1331
      @BlinkOfAnEye1331 3 года назад +6

      My l'manburg...my l'manburg.. my l'manburg

    • @thepersons9794
      @thepersons9794 3 года назад +3

      Not me singing immediately 😭😭✋

    • @halowo2411
      @halowo2411 3 года назад +7

      I heard there was a special place... Where men could go and emancipate... The brutality and tyranny of their rulers... Well this place was real you needn’t fret... With Wilbur Tommy Tubbo fuck Eret... It’s a very big and a little bit blown up Lmanburg... My Lmanburg... My Lmanburg... My Lmanburg... My Lmanburg...

    • @averagewallflower9619
      @averagewallflower9619 3 года назад

      **ugly sobbing**

  • @umbra9472
    @umbra9472 4 года назад +611

    22:57 I love how the king just says "stop killing my people, that's my job."

  • @blixerthememer5465
    @blixerthememer5465 2 года назад

    I’m stuck home sick. Been binging your vids and this is my favorite so far

  • @falconhack5244
    @falconhack5244 2 года назад +2

    This is the first video, and the video that got me addicted to the holy videos of the divine deity, WILBUR SOOT.

  • @dylsnake2
    @dylsnake2 4 года назад +11958

    Idea Checklist:
    ✓ Two RUclipsrs,
    • ...one GOD and one DEVIL.
    • GOD is only allowed in the overworld.
    • DEVIL is only allowed in the nether.
    • Bad people are banished to HELL (the nether)
    Red vs Blue (nether people vs overworld people)
    Edit: Another idea:
    • There could be a player called DEATH, whose job is to send people to where they belong. In this case it might be more interesting/entertaining to see Wilbur play as death and have others be nominated to be GOD and DEVIL.
    A separate idea (which might be better for it's own plugin):
    • World with *Multiple* GODs (played by the players), GODs gain power from people FOLLOWING them.
    • One GOD for each wool colour (or any alternative block).
    • Which wool colour is the best.

    • @tulip1695
      @tulip1695 4 года назад +539

      I second this.

    • @xoquinnxo_
      @xoquinnxo_ 4 года назад +450

      I third this.

    • @heliianth
      @heliianth 4 года назад +460

      I fourth this. would be even better with 1.16

    • @umbra364
      @umbra364 4 года назад +697

      I fifth this &
      God - Wilbur
      Devil - Jschlatt

    • @ViewingChaos
      @ViewingChaos 4 года назад +131

      Devious idea! I love it!

  • @KT-oi7hs
    @KT-oi7hs 3 года назад +18848

    You can tell Wilbur isn’t American because he put healthcare first on the list of priorities

    • @SkimBee
      @SkimBee 3 года назад +1926

      And it was free

    • @anidiot192
      @anidiot192 3 года назад +953

      @@SkimBee what's next, building a civilization that makes sense?

    • @lee-ud2wl
      @lee-ud2wl 3 года назад +400

      Jog Swanson america is so lame she’s so boring 10/10 do NOT recommend😀👍

    • @ryleighj8
      @ryleighj8 3 года назад +79

      LMFAOOO

    • @vvampirevalentine
      @vvampirevalentine 3 года назад +52

      Catureen SHFEDfGhHh IM DEAD-

  • @user-pk1hw3qx9m
    @user-pk1hw3qx9m 7 месяцев назад

    'Go and rejoice, go and rejoi-... ohhh...' Quote, Wilbur Soot, 2020

  • @sarar7033
    @sarar7033 2 года назад +3

    I love the fact that he just ate a banana and watched everything go in destruction

  • @predzelbun2646
    @predzelbun2646 4 года назад +2636

    "I do not wish to associate with the ground plebs" made me laugh so hard oml

  • @1000MZ1000
    @1000MZ1000 4 года назад +733

    King was a good pure hearted man. He was there for his people when they needed him the most.

    • @sausages_in_a_cup
      @sausages_in_a_cup 4 года назад +41

      ...and then he killed them all

    • @pyro1438
      @pyro1438 4 года назад +60

      *Fallen kingdom starts to play*

    • @ZonTew
      @ZonTew 4 года назад +13

      I used to rule the world

    • @angsern8455
      @angsern8455 4 года назад +9

      And then one day god turned crime boy.

    • @thatonedankboi
      @thatonedankboi 4 года назад +17

      As Kings rise to power, so shall they fall into tyranny. The brooding lure of the cursed unbreakable rock is daunting and unrelenting on ones psyche. For once the King saw this benevolent curse, wrought and stricken with a mere fraction of the madness the diety known only as God: His truest self was soon locked away, and his body made to be nothing but a puppet to the Stones of Vexes. Shortly thereafter, the Kings soul had been tainted and corrupted beyond ascension. The Vexed stone bestows an iron will to reign terror, that hath remained steadfast through the burning passage of the divide between the Kings humanity and the abyss. Brandishing his blade forged from the strongest and finest materials fit for a king and able to slay dragons in one hand, and the accursed will to bring down the wrath of God in the other. The now Hollowed King sought to end what he had fought so hard to protect and care for.

  • @lucasdcatch4063
    @lucasdcatch4063 2 года назад +2

    The only episode in which wilbur did something good to his fans

  • @miranergiz
    @miranergiz 2 года назад +1

    Wilbur: "I didn't know that God is so stressful job"
    God: " Trust me I know"

  • @celerya8365
    @celerya8365 3 года назад +1233

    “This is homely”
    *Person strolls in with an iron sword and starts murdering people*

    • @user-cv2my8ck5d
      @user-cv2my8ck5d 3 года назад +12

      Technoblade with diamond sword: i am 4 parallel universes ahead of you

    • @samurai-om1ke
      @samurai-om1ke 3 года назад +1

      Stone*

    • @jakehearn432
      @jakehearn432 3 года назад +1

      Insert childish Gambino this is America

  • @galaxy_yt3796
    @galaxy_yt3796 2 года назад +2214

    I like how hes talking to people without communication theyre probably so confused when he punches them and gives them free items

    • @moonyybread1
      @moonyybread1 2 года назад +324

      most would have his stream open and listen to him haha

    • @walledsand
      @walledsand 2 года назад +210

      @@moonyybread1 there's still delay so they'd be at least confused for a bit

    • @moonyybread1
      @moonyybread1 2 года назад +45

      @@walledsand true

    • @teatalks3426
      @teatalks3426 Год назад +49

      he’s in ur bed and THEY’RE IN THE TWITCH CHAT
      Do da do do da noo na noo noo

    • @lemonade565
      @lemonade565 Год назад +3

      @@teatalks3426 beautiful

  • @mrsilverman
    @mrsilverman Год назад +2

    *whole city blows up*
    “WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SCHOOL”

  • @NotReallyRussel
    @NotReallyRussel 2 года назад +7

    16:38 lol🤣🤣🤣🤣