Mark Nelson | Have A Word Podcast

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  • Опубликовано: 22 авг 2024
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Комментарии • 133

  • @evanhughes4968
    @evanhughes4968 5 месяцев назад +13

    "Pay off their mortgage and 4 is fine" is one of Dan's best quotes

  • @Scouse.Malinois
    @Scouse.Malinois 6 месяцев назад +108

    Im callin it now....that marathons not fuckin appnin😂

    • @josephvantine3823
      @josephvantine3823 6 месяцев назад +6

      Only just calling it?

    • @scottlfc87
      @scottlfc87 6 месяцев назад +1

      Neither would India, if it wasn’t everyone 😂

    • @ricksmis
      @ricksmis 6 месяцев назад +3

      Deffo gonna have some filming commitments he forgot about 😂

    • @JW-qf2fx
      @JW-qf2fx 6 месяцев назад +2

      already got the injuries coming into play

    • @stevenbierman3259
      @stevenbierman3259 4 месяца назад

      It didn't happen after all!

  • @JW-qf2fx
    @JW-qf2fx 6 месяцев назад +12

    Mark is a hall of famer - pods/roasts etc he always brings the laughs

  • @damanbedi863
    @damanbedi863 6 месяцев назад +19

    Dan consistently makes me laugh the most ♥️Up the lids🎉

  • @akerfeldt4068
    @akerfeldt4068 6 месяцев назад +15

    'Packet of crisp' triggered my ptsd from working in the Bootle Strand kiosk back in the late 90's. Its fucking 'crisps'! You don't ask for a portion of chip!

    • @Scouse.Malinois
      @Scouse.Malinois 6 месяцев назад

      But would you ask for a crate of beers. Or crate of beer

    • @akerfeldt4068
      @akerfeldt4068 6 месяцев назад +7

      @@Scouse.Malinois you don't go out and drink a few 'beer'

  • @shari0908
    @shari0908 6 месяцев назад +14

    At my kids infant school one of their teachers names was Mrs Gooch.

  • @callumjones3348
    @callumjones3348 5 месяцев назад +4

    “A rampant rapist” had me on the floor 🤣🤣

  • @roberttringham1533
    @roberttringham1533 6 месяцев назад +4

    Quite simply one of the best episodes ever! Adam should be force fed alcohol the night before a record 😂

  • @stuartblyth7408
    @stuartblyth7408 6 месяцев назад +5

    2:07:29 Adam to Dan "Where do you stop washing your face?" 😂😂😂

  • @ricksmis
    @ricksmis 6 месяцев назад +23

    It’s beyond me how there’s not 100,000 subs yet.

    • @Ove08
      @Ove08 5 месяцев назад

      SUB TO THE CHANNEL YOU TWATS 😂

  • @matthewcassin600
    @matthewcassin600 5 месяцев назад +1

    A pair of interesting and thought provoking podcasters. Really enjoy listening to Vittorio Angelone, Mike Rice and the boys

  • @elvetstriderstransport5735
    @elvetstriderstransport5735 2 месяца назад

    that Anne Frank bit has absolutely destroyed me, its been rent free in my head for 4 days, Mark Nelson is HAW royalty, no question!

  • @spicymchaggisjig1294
    @spicymchaggisjig1294 5 месяцев назад

    Didn't think I'd EVER hear a line to top the description of Hope Solo's fanny but Mark Nelson manages it....👏👏👏 well played Lad

  • @brettphipps4772
    @brettphipps4772 6 месяцев назад +9

    Carl getting called a maggot on his birthday podcast 😂

  • @zacbroxson1223
    @zacbroxson1223 6 месяцев назад +2

    Wow the Anne Frank bit 🤣
    The Anne Frank Chicken Run joke writes itself 🤣

  • @joerogers1417
    @joerogers1417 6 месяцев назад +2

    Marks such a great guest, always has my crying laughing

  • @andrewsjfc
    @andrewsjfc 6 месяцев назад +3

    One of the most recognisable laughs in uk comedy

  • @josephthompson8179
    @josephthompson8179 5 месяцев назад +2

    The crisp conversation has fucked me up cause I can’t remember what I say and I’m over thinking it almost had a panic attack 🤣🤣

  • @jillianwilson1240
    @jillianwilson1240 5 месяцев назад +1

    Another cracking episode 👏 going to see Mark up in Inverness. Can't wait

  • @zacbroxson1223
    @zacbroxson1223 6 месяцев назад +1

    That's was my favourite guest episode for a while

  • @petergrant7767
    @petergrant7767 5 месяцев назад +1

    Great ep all way through guest is hall of fame for a reason 🔥 cheers lids

  • @JB-ff4es
    @JB-ff4es 5 месяцев назад +1

    Have a word deserves 2M subs what is going on??
    Amazing work fellas thank you dearly 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @TeamBloodthirsty
    @TeamBloodthirsty 5 месяцев назад +1

    The weight of the chain on a big ships anchor is what mainly keeps it from moving

  • @N7Landry
    @N7Landry 5 месяцев назад +1

    Adam saying he needs to cut back on the boozing every time Liverpool win 😂

  • @Docington
    @Docington 6 месяцев назад +2

    I'm starting to look after my health and work outt (very little atm). I'd love to see dans journey.

  • @deansmith9307
    @deansmith9307 6 месяцев назад +1

    Absolutely mental once again! Don't change lads 😂😂

  • @jackwiley8804
    @jackwiley8804 6 месяцев назад +1

    'I cant wait to give money to people because theyre short....'
    Madness ensues. Fucking brilliant.

  • @rustyrebel4279
    @rustyrebel4279 5 месяцев назад +1

    Never heard the word meat so many times in such a short space of time hahaha

  • @robprime5855
    @robprime5855 5 месяцев назад +3

    Dan: goes the gym 13 times and hasn't seen progress "that's it. Give us the tren"

  • @sheawyllie0931
    @sheawyllie0931 5 месяцев назад +3

    1:49:57 Finn take a bow

  • @tracyc83
    @tracyc83 5 месяцев назад +1

    Howling at this episode 😂

  • @Markc89
    @Markc89 6 месяцев назад +1

    Great episode! Up the lids 👏🏻

  • @BigJordMc
    @BigJordMc 5 месяцев назад

    Mark is a GOAT guest

  • @Ove08
    @Ove08 5 месяцев назад +1

    39:20 I bet Adam celebrated when vvd scored the first disallowed goal 😂😂😂😂

  • @notzoebuckley
    @notzoebuckley 6 месяцев назад +1

    I think adam’s hangover peaked in section 3😂

  • @KingDomsKingdom85
    @KingDomsKingdom85 6 месяцев назад +3

    Wag wag. Happy Birthday sensei, have a great day.

  • @tomcourtney9558
    @tomcourtney9558 6 месяцев назад +2

    Morning lids, literally had previous mark Nelson ep on yesterday this going to be fire 🔥

  • @liamthomas2014
    @liamthomas2014 5 месяцев назад +1

    The old 'it's not the size of the hammer its how you use it'

  • @connorhunter4595
    @connorhunter4595 6 месяцев назад +1

    Carl's got a great bundle 😂😂

  • @Billdijk000
    @Billdijk000 6 месяцев назад +1

    That first half was absolute top draw HAW!

  • @tobywalkert3t
    @tobywalkert3t 6 месяцев назад

    Happy Birthday Carl!!

  • @jamestaylor9812
    @jamestaylor9812 5 месяцев назад

    Imagine a Mark Nelson + Freddy Quinne episode, someone would be getting cancelled 😂

  • @stephhaigh732
    @stephhaigh732 6 месяцев назад

    Happy birthday Carl 🎉

  • @fletcherdaviesrushton8370
    @fletcherdaviesrushton8370 5 месяцев назад

    up the lids, banging episode

  • @stephencoletta3588
    @stephencoletta3588 5 месяцев назад

    Most I’ve laughed in a while unreal episode

  • @emmasmiley8410
    @emmasmiley8410 6 месяцев назад

    Love you all x

  • @connor_fcum
    @connor_fcum 6 месяцев назад +2

    Morning mehts 😊🔥

  • @samrowley6614
    @samrowley6614 6 месяцев назад +1

    Fire ep agin

  • @ricksmis
    @ricksmis 6 месяцев назад +1

    What in gods name has mark done to his hair 😂

  • @charcutie19
    @charcutie19 6 месяцев назад

    What's up lids happy birthday Carl hope you have a good one 🎉

  • @fatheadheadfat3172
    @fatheadheadfat3172 5 месяцев назад

    2.17, Dan is a little too honest 😂

  • @FightingForAnimals.Pondue
    @FightingForAnimals.Pondue 5 месяцев назад

    2:02:08 Pet peeves is my favourite intro 😂

  • @thomassiviter
    @thomassiviter 5 месяцев назад

    1:46:37 "Carl's got a great bunda" 👏🤣

  • @niggleniggle27
    @niggleniggle27 5 месяцев назад

    I can fully believe the david james one, when he went to bristol city I had a mate that went to the same gym as him and he would rock up, have a look round at what everyone else was benching and put a bit more on so he was the most, then just start smashing it while looking around at everyone else 😂

  • @_Graeme_
    @_Graeme_ 5 месяцев назад

    This pod is getting more like two bears, we're rich this is what we did kinda vibe 😂

  • @HannahMerriman-pe5pu
    @HannahMerriman-pe5pu 5 месяцев назад

    Dan bring Dan Nightingale & Fiends to Nottingham!!

  • @Bigbooting
    @Bigbooting 5 месяцев назад

    Damn. Funniest pod out there

  • @Im_Griff
    @Im_Griff 6 месяцев назад

    Before they do the bull run they should invite Kai Humphries on to talk about when he went, sounds terrifying.

  • @russloveskebabs
    @russloveskebabs 6 месяцев назад +1

    I need an upcoming Brazilian CDM named Ian or Gary

  • @abbielouise4761
    @abbielouise4761 5 месяцев назад +1

    2:00:13 🤣🤣🤣

  • @martinflavell3172
    @martinflavell3172 5 месяцев назад

    another banger ladzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

  • @ashleygoodyear9943
    @ashleygoodyear9943 5 месяцев назад

    Lovely cap that Dan 😊

  • @deadpool8340
    @deadpool8340 5 месяцев назад

    Finn with Strong Nonce Powers !!! Mark goat guest!!!

  • @evanhughes4968
    @evanhughes4968 5 месяцев назад +1

    Dan fucking called it another liverpool player got injured 💔

  • @jruss2389
    @jruss2389 6 месяцев назад +1

    Morning Lids 😎

  • @LM20237
    @LM20237 5 месяцев назад

    Ken Bigley took me out the fuckin’ game 😂😭😂😭

  • @seanmccracken798
    @seanmccracken798 5 месяцев назад

    There's a place in Perth, Scotland who do spice bags 👌 it's called china china !

  • @bni6786
    @bni6786 5 месяцев назад

    Commenting on a Monday to help the algorithm 🗿

  • @Nickph98
    @Nickph98 6 месяцев назад

    I’d love to know what they cut about David Williams 😂

    • @tracyc83
      @tracyc83 5 месяцев назад

      Oooh me too! I thought I’d missed something and was gonna ask for a time stamp.

  • @zacbroxson1223
    @zacbroxson1223 6 месяцев назад

    Also why does Dan think that ex premier league referee Chris Foy has cancer 🤣

  • @peelyon1
    @peelyon1 5 месяцев назад

    Anyone else googling anchors?

  • @robertsmart6438
    @robertsmart6438 5 месяцев назад

    would Carl get the Beanbag shotgun then? can still hit a headshot and not kill

  • @Dave_A25
    @Dave_A25 6 месяцев назад

    Bumpity bump

  • @glennumney9839
    @glennumney9839 5 месяцев назад +1

    I'm calling absolute bullshit on Adam view on a break in.

  • @mysalival100
    @mysalival100 5 месяцев назад

    You can shoot pigeons in the UK

  • @scouserscreech87
    @scouserscreech87 6 месяцев назад

    Willian was named after Prince William but his parents couldn't read or write

  • @2112c
    @2112c 6 месяцев назад

    Morning mehts

  • @bendyson5747
    @bendyson5747 5 месяцев назад

    Not the death of football at all just the death of the Premier league

  • @krish8465
    @krish8465 6 месяцев назад +1

    Tbf I think both Tom segura and Bert are on testosterone

  • @mykeylfc
    @mykeylfc 6 месяцев назад

    Carl with the 80 kilo deadlift 💪💪 giddy up

  • @Ch11ckennn
    @Ch11ckennn 5 месяцев назад

    Next patreon special you get a personal trainer to put your through your paces whilst having forfeits for the weakest/slowest. Not going to happen but would love to see dbol Dan outperform adam the athlete and marathon runner😂

  • @bw5241
    @bw5241 5 месяцев назад

    Carlgorithm

  • @magiera92
    @magiera92 6 месяцев назад

    Shout out McTuckys

  • @R19S61
    @R19S61 5 месяцев назад

    Mark Nelson is funny as fuck

  • @TheMargateMan
    @TheMargateMan 5 месяцев назад

    Nashville is ass in comparison to Vegas. How the hell do you think that?!

  • @leeannecayton8677
    @leeannecayton8677 6 месяцев назад

    I say it the same as carl and adam ! I feel a dick if i say it right 😂

  • @badgermatrix
    @badgermatrix 6 месяцев назад

    dusty dan has me choking on my bun, aw lads

  • @jakem2034
    @jakem2034 5 месяцев назад

    Mr Beast is going to steal Dans idea for giving money to short people

  • @Gusthecatinlondon
    @Gusthecatinlondon 5 месяцев назад

    Wagwag Lids

  • @jackdrewery1672
    @jackdrewery1672 5 месяцев назад

    Karl has got a great bunda, in all fairness

  • @duggs4456
    @duggs4456 6 месяцев назад

    As a fellow bald, got to be boring fact man for a minute. You should still wash your head, but using soap rather than shampoo is bad. Your scalp releases different oils, it's more sensitive, you've still got hair there even if it's thin and shaved, you can still get dandruff etc. Using soap makes your head go all dry and horrible

  • @merfymac
    @merfymac 6 месяцев назад +1

    Had to bail at 1:33:00 - too much America toadying 🤮

  • @patbyrne5162
    @patbyrne5162 5 месяцев назад

    Sunglasses Feb indoors???........Wtf have a paracetamol

  • @tomfrench7146
    @tomfrench7146 6 месяцев назад

    Boll

  • @tomrussell2397
    @tomrussell2397 5 месяцев назад

    DanSwella Westbrook

  • @nicolaohare5311
    @nicolaohare5311 5 месяцев назад

    Crispspspspspspsps

  • @justinwilliams4600
    @justinwilliams4600 5 месяцев назад

    That is a pod 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @1996lukecox11
    @1996lukecox11 5 месяцев назад

    😂😂😂

  • @richieg85
    @richieg85 5 месяцев назад

    1hr 58 for the Jew chat this episode! 😂

  • @chickenliver
    @chickenliver 5 месяцев назад

    algorithm