This might not be a fruitful endeavour (Balatro)
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- Опубликовано: 13 май 2024
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The great thing about Northernlion is that he's just the most average, normie, default human with one exception: he viscerally remembers every single event that has ever happened to him and can recite every detail about how he felt with arbitrarily fine detail.
the glazing is crazy
Interestingly also applies to Tim Rogers
The Normie Asmongold
@@HeathCottengim actually so true
Will Suffice would be a fantastic rap name
We're "We're guys of course we" guys of course we "We're guys of course we"
We're meta guys, of course we're recursive
I read this
So meta even this acronym
@@EukaryoticCS smeta
When I'm at costco to buy some apples and find I've accidentally walked into the vegetable isle
+2
lmao so dry I choked
@@ogmarekianko6072 Drink a Coke Zero bro.
It is very on brand for Northernlion to get in an argument with a 12 year old and drop Dostoyevsky on them
Throughout Heaven and Earth, I alone am the Balatro Guy
Haha, sick animanga reference dude- I love Japanimation!
Balatro
Are we balatro guys because we play balatro? Or do we play balatro because we’re balatro guys?
Stand proud, you're bald
Before the balatro guy opened their domain, ante 8: boss blind. They thought to themselves, "if I was jokerless, it might give me a little trouble" "but would you lose?" "Nah, I'd win."
18:08 Ramesses II before the Battle of Kadesh
I like watching NL play balatro because i actively avoid learning how the game works so i can't automatically mentally backseat all his decisions, makes it way more enjoyable
I have 200 hours (don't ask) and I backseated once, but then immediately was like, it's not his fault, he didn't get jokers that kept his run going, and IMMEDIATELY that night had a run that I got ZERO chip or mult jokers. Twitch chatters suck imo and Karma is a B
I also have way too many hours and I have gaslit myself to believing that whatever he says about what he is playing is absolutely objectively better than whatever I could’ve thought of - “correct” or not
@@lyfehaxandtrix3481 yeah ngl, I think most of the chatters are in that one IQ analysis, some are too dumb to care or too smart to want to care. Some chatters haven't played ever, some just like the banter, others play and are good, but like the game and creator so they watch, but the last group play and watch, but the only thing they go for is King Joker + Sock and Buskin yadda yadda
He had me at Offspring, he lost me at Udon slander
Udon vs Ramen is an apples and oranges situation, so I won’t debase the Udon enjoyers, but I’d take Ramen if given the choice. The broth flavor pairs very well with the style of noodles, and the toppings of a good Ramen offer lots of variety.
3:33 jesse when asked where the meth came from
Me slowly transforming my nation into a banana republic:
Me playing BTD and only placing Banana Farms down
1:07:11 me when grandpa asks me to grab his dentures but I decide to dip them in mama lizzie's chili oil first
This is just an appreciation post, but I always find myself coming back to NL every couple of years. The vibes, the wit, and the swag continue to be great and somehow this man gets me addicted to a new game each time - thank you for all the time and work you’ve put into this channel o7
This is just an appreciation post, but I always find myself coming back to NL every couple of years. The vibes, the wit, and the swag continue to be great and somehow this man gets me addicted to a new game each time - thank you for all the time and work you’ve put into this channel o7
Is it 1 killed chatter per video now?
The Canadian is learning about corruption and taxes
He truly is peak entertainment
37:11 me when im at a physical but im a bit overeager about it
32:40 wtf did he just come up with that off the top of his head? Get this man to cameo on DropoutTV holy shit
That shit had me laughing out loud. Very loud
we're balatro guys, of course we fuck on the pokertable
Captain John Smith 5 months into the establishment of the colony of Jamestown after more than half of his original colonists died from inhospitable conditions
Pretty fly for an Egg
we’re Balatro guys of course we repeat the same joke as the top comment
Just started playing this game a couple days ago. I was thinking, “Man this game reminds me of Isaac. Let me look up some RUclips stuff. “
-should I be surprised who pops up 😂
Offspring Joker: +13 mult if deck draws a 31
0:52 NL Balatro stream anthem
It's so funny that NL's win rate with early Green Joker approaches 0%
The music pulls in this are a++
50:50 "Inflation? Isn't that a fetish?"
The best non-noodle soup:chili
Watery, thin soup-like chili is awful. Thick chili is goated, and not a soup.
I'm 100% here for NL's very particular music references!
I wish I had half of the sarcastic charm NL does. Then one day, I may also play balatro.
1:01:44 this is one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen
Balatro guys we are, of course 🧌
Bro they run a deficit AND print it
holyyyyy what a prodigious bounty of poker based shenanigans
And another thing about matador that's bad - even when it works, it's $8 per hand, not per trigger. You should get $40 for playing 5 face cards when they're all debuffed
Which would make it the only econ joker you would EVER need and would be nerfed the next update.
You can get a max of 6 hands with vouchers without being on Blue deck, so that's a chance at $24 without vouchers and Black Deck and a max $56 using them and Blue Deck. Your fault if you can't make it work, not the games, plus, it's not meant for the long haul.
@@wyldenites type A spotted. And it would be a decent econ joker, except it doesn't work on like half the bosses, which makes it just a bad joker, especially for an uncommon
We're 2x speed guys, of course we finish fast. We've got lots of content to get through.
27:41 I don't even need to say it
okay but ttekbokki's real good
I have never seen matador pay out
Mr. Bojangles
Why are the videos uploaded out of order? This video is pre patch and they have videos up from post patch. Unless he downpatched but the update is objectively good so i doubt it? Confusing
Like I saw some of this on librarian last week?
could always be that he fucked up, NL doesnt really care that much about the channel.
But since he also has both twitch VoDs and specific youtube videoes, that creates a discrepancy.
But pretty much any stream vod will be a week late (while librarian starts uploading them after 2 days)
Offspring greatest hit's and Fallout boy's under the cork tree albums are what I listened to when playing Burnout 3 on the original Xbox.
The chatter who wants to become an amateur debt collector is cursed by the gods never to see the light of day
Cross by Justice was the 1st album I bought for myself. Changed my life
We're stream guys, of course we incessantly bug you like a summer ant
We’re balatro guys, of course we rub our chin the whole video
Protip with e scores... the number after is just the total of digits, plus the first one. So a million would be 1.0e6. Twenty million would be 2.0e7. Does that make it easier to follow?
Probably not, but just keep scoremaxing. It's all you can do.
31:45 hear me out NL: horned dog jay geils band son or Laufey daughter?
I've never felt more seen than the "John Tesh goes pretty hard" joke.
When I watch Northernlion videos I like to read the "[timestamp] me when I [x]" comments and rate them in my head
It’s the only enjoyment I can get out of some of them
He still thinks it's the constant e?
Udon is pretty damn good, its def A tier
2:58 the homophobic vampire in provincetown massachusetts
Pho clears ramen
Ramen is so rich you can have it like twice a year. You can eat pho multiple times a week and it's incredible every time.
We're Balatro guys, of course we comment first
NLs take on taxes being good and surpluses being bad proves he's been contracted by Canadian Central Intelligence.
Not the “gaming style”…💀
Oppan gaming style
What about tomato soup?
in terms of simple soups I'd rather pick a potato-leek soup or asparagus. nothing wrong with tomato though, but personally I rarely make it
Tomato soup is an ingredient. As a meal, no thanks.
We're
We're we
50k views, 11 seconds. Fell off
Yeah, I'm thinking I'm first.
4 billion views in 2 minutes. fell off
Bro need to take a trip to vietnam and eat 20 other noodle soups thats not Pho. Pho is barely top 20 lmao.
49:22 I’d rather my government invest in local production, industry, and social services over what they do now which is just US-led wars in order to maintain their control over the planets’ resources.
The reason the US, for example, is able to run a huge debt is because of the dollar is the world’s reserve currency. They are the only country able to print their own money and not have it lead to massive inflation because there’s a constant, manufactured need for US dollars all the time in order to buy needed commodities like energy and food.
That’s changing though as the global majority rises up and are dedollarizing and forming new economic and political alliances like BRICS+, SCO, EAEU, etc.
US-led imperialism is on the decline which is good for all of humanity. 🫡