Monty Python - Court Scene

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  • Опубликовано: 16 янв 2025

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  • @han5234
    @han5234 10 лет назад +247

    MP's delivery of, "Curse you, Inspector Dim. You are too clever for us naughty people" always kills me.

  • @Znwarp
    @Znwarp 11 лет назад +249

    I'm going to get pulled up for a parking offense just to give that speech on freedom.

  • @connfyoozed
    @connfyoozed 6 лет назад +117

    Cardinal Richelieu: a man so cool that he not only has his own fanfare entrance music, but he even brings his own handheld microphone to court.

  • @jaakkooksa5374
    @jaakkooksa5374 9 лет назад +175

    Curse you Inspector Dim, you are too clever for us naughty people.

    • @Setebos
      @Setebos 7 лет назад +4

      Almost makes me want to get arrested just so I can use that line in court.

  • @gingerhead09
    @gingerhead09 11 лет назад +120

    "I swear to tell the truth,
    the whole truth & nothing but the truth,
    so anyway"

    • @Soilwar
      @Soilwar 10 лет назад +7

      That's my favorite part! Kills me every time!

  • @Shilven
    @Shilven 12 лет назад +66

    'Till the end of my days I'll remember that Cardinal Richelieu died in december 1642

  • @Shakes-Off-Fear
    @Shakes-Off-Fear 8 лет назад +108

    "He's not completely dead, m'Lord, but he's not at all well."
    Cracks me up every time XD

  • @iisthedude07
    @iisthedude07 13 лет назад +48

    "I sure did that thing" has become a staple part of my everday vocabulary

  • @williamscottwork
    @williamscottwork 13 лет назад +50

    What frees the prisoner in his lonely cell, chained within the bondage of rude walls, far from the owl of Thebes? What fires and stirs the woodcock in his springe or wakes the drowsy apricot betides? What goddess doth the storm toss'd mariner offer her most tempestuous prayers to? Freedom! Freedom! Freedom!

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 Год назад +4

      Can you imagine a valedictorian giving a speech like that? 😁

    • @dinahkyle3196
      @dinahkyle3196 Год назад +15

      It's only a bloody parking offense

    • @irezawa
      @irezawa 27 дней назад

      ​@@dinahkyle3196 parking offense, schmarking offense!

  • @freeindeed7
    @freeindeed7 17 лет назад +65

    I love Eric's little speech! and the attitude of Terry as the judge. and Michael as an impersonator. I'm partial to the little song at the end, too. thanks for uploading this!

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 17 лет назад +40

    "If I were not in the CID...."-Graham's song is wonderful as is John's little followup-"If I were not before the bar..."

  • @ThingsWeSaidToday
    @ThingsWeSaidToday 11 лет назад +52

    John Cleese's 'engine driver' song may be one of the funniest things ever committed to film.

  • @mollywollydoodah
    @mollywollydoodah 10 лет назад +78

    The bit when Michael turns to john and just goes 'oui' is my favourite part xD

  • @BlahBlahYouWho
    @BlahBlahYouWho 14 лет назад +48

    My parents once hired a professional Cardinal Richelieu impersonator for my 10th birthday.

    • @aquamarine99911
      @aquamarine99911 Год назад +5

      This may be the most underrated comment in the history of youtube.

    • @dixonpinfold2582
      @dixonpinfold2582 10 месяцев назад +3

      Was it Lord Black of Crossharbour? He always attends costume parties as Richelieu.

  • @mylesjordan9970
    @mylesjordan9970 Год назад +38

    The Gilbert and Sullivan references are unfortunately becoming ancient history in America. Terrific performance!

    • @rmoore1686
      @rmoore1686 2 месяца назад

      I remember hearing about Gilbert and Sullivan in movies.

  • @Setebos
    @Setebos 14 лет назад +29

    "Professional Cardinal Richelieu Impersonator". I'd love to put that down on a resume or income tax form.

  • @mretwaikhine2468
    @mretwaikhine2468 6 лет назад +38

    No comment on how cute Cleese's lil engine driver dance is??

  • @willy_b_coyote
    @willy_b_coyote Год назад +8

    0:35 I’m gonna get pulled up for a parking offense purely to give this speech

  • @NotSteveCook
    @NotSteveCook 8 лет назад +28

    "Mr. Larch, I find you incredibly guilty of overacting!"

  • @vardellsfolly5200
    @vardellsfolly5200 9 лет назад +67

    Eric Idle was perfect as a man who just wouldn't shut up..

    • @Anderschristoph125
      @Anderschristoph125 8 лет назад +14

      And you're surrounded by red skinned English tourists drinking bleedin Watney's red barrell and idiots singing "torremillinos, torremillinos", and there's always some bloke who drones ON and ON and ON about how Mr. Smith should be running this country.........

    • @eliasmg9144
      @eliasmg9144 6 лет назад +14

      Graham was perfect playing a woman who wouldn't shut up

    • @MichaelShingo
      @MichaelShingo 8 месяцев назад

      Ya that was graham

    • @thichinhphan4010
      @thichinhphan4010 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@MichaelShingo No, Graham was acting as the lady. Idle was delivering a speech about freedom over his parking offense.

  • @JonnyCooper
    @JonnyCooper Год назад +23

    I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so anyway...
    Laughed out loud the instant Chapman delivered that

    • @aquamarine99911
      @aquamarine99911 Год назад +5

      Yup. Amidst all the silliness and history lessons, there are moments of creative genius in this skit. And that's one of them.

    • @jennibale1831
      @jennibale1831 9 месяцев назад +1

      Me too!

  • @gillestremblay3465
    @gillestremblay3465 9 лет назад +52

    It's only a bloody parking offense...

    • @nickporter9264
      @nickporter9264 7 лет назад +5

      Gilles Tremblay It's only thirty shillings.

  • @narsil27
    @narsil27 Год назад +9

    so happy that these videos are back on youtube.
    freedom, freedom, freedom!

    • @Kevin-w8d2g
      @Kevin-w8d2g 18 дней назад

      It's only a parking offence.😂😂😂😂

  • @NotSteveCook
    @NotSteveCook 13 лет назад +30

    Such an underrated sketch!

  • @MrCheesyPants
    @MrCheesyPants 12 лет назад +20

    This entire skit is glorious

  • @Lazuotut
    @Lazuotut 16 лет назад +17

    One of the best Flying Circus bits. Absolutely fantastic.

  • @withalittlehelpfrom3
    @withalittlehelpfrom3 13 лет назад +26

    WITH A RUB-DUB-DUB & A SCRUB-A-DUB-DUB I'D SING THIS VERY SONG!!!

  • @comanchio1976
    @comanchio1976 13 лет назад +126

    For me, the Graham Chapman/woman character wasnt so much comedy as a trip down memory lane, that was almost exactly what my mum was like...only my mum made even less sense.

    • @paulamiles9559
      @paulamiles9559 Год назад +5

      Wish I could meet yr mum. Graham is more like both my grandmums- they were funny without trying

    • @tomharrison1849
      @tomharrison1849 11 месяцев назад

      Wow what respect.

  • @enriquesanchez2001
    @enriquesanchez2001 Год назад +14

    NO WONDER I came out as a total blithering idiot! These hours were how I spent my teenage years! And I am thankful for it!🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣

  • @IntheeyesofMorbo
    @IntheeyesofMorbo 11 лет назад +21

    one of my favorite sketches with the mostly dead guy in the coffin for extra silliness

  • @murielsartre
    @murielsartre 15 лет назад +8

    He's mimicking the actor Sir Laurence Olivier. In the 30s, Olivier did a lot of Shakespearean films and he recites his lines in that nasal, clipped way.

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 16 лет назад +18

    John's dance is simply too awesome for words.

  • @thehumungus9066
    @thehumungus9066 7 лет назад +23

    Has anyone else noticed that John Cleese always plays a barrister in court room scenes?

    • @mfjdv2020
      @mfjdv2020 7 лет назад +12

      Apparently he studied law at university :-)

    • @connfyoozed
      @connfyoozed 6 лет назад +17

      He also played one in A Fish Called Wanda. He just has that tall, authoritative look and manner about him, which makes it even funnier when he starts talking about complete goofiness with a straight face.

    • @Kevin-w8d2g
      @Kevin-w8d2g 18 дней назад

      "Not you M'lad, that M'lad, M'lad"😂😂😂😂

  • @kengisamasempisankun
    @kengisamasempisankun 11 лет назад +7

    I'm taking history notes on this...seriously.
    thank you for uploading this

  • @FireEyedMaidOfWar
    @FireEyedMaidOfWar 13 лет назад +8

    The Pythons have outdone themselves once more: Alone the pathetic plea for freedom is beyond their usual comical mastery but the appearance of Cardinal Richelieu is amazing! When the Pythons were around it was obviously quite proper to show one’s knowledge on topics like art or history instead of making boast of one’s ignorance in these matters as many people tend to do today. While being a professional Cardinal Richelieu impersonator must be a good trade for sure.

  • @lewars1912
    @lewars1912 14 лет назад +7

    Dead witnesses are the best ones. Clever people were the Monty Python people. Clever indeed. Beautiful song.

  • @YamisQueenJess
    @YamisQueenJess 9 лет назад +51

    Mr. Lawyer, you need a spirit medium trained in the Kurain school of Channeling before the deceased can testify.

    • @altamont498
      @altamont498 9 лет назад +13

      And the prosecutor should be wearing a red suit and a white frilly cravat. The detective needs to have a green trench coat and be underpaid to the point of near bankruptcy. And the judge needs to be older, balder and beardier.

  • @stewux
    @stewux 13 лет назад +6

    " ...well they do don't they, I mean you can't can you.... " Oh Graham , I'm almost in love with you haha, that monologue was pure genius!

    • @jennibale1831
      @jennibale1831 9 месяцев назад

      I cry with laughter every time I watch Graham Chapman delivering that monologue.

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 15 лет назад +12

    Michael also did Richelieu doing his Petula Clark impression. I think he just loves the outfit

  • @TheClaudHamilton
    @TheClaudHamilton Год назад +10

    "Mr Aldridge, not to put too fine a point on it, would you be prepared to say that you are, as it were, what is generally known as, in a manner of speaking - dead?" Way to take your time getting to the point, John Cleese!

  • @elcaji
    @elcaji 15 лет назад +22

    Iddle's speech is wonderful.
    Palin=Richelieu ("a caracter witness") is simply genious.
    Chapman's DIM ("fair cop") is incredible.
    And Cleese dance... simply the best performance in comedy ever.

  • @80swoodpanel
    @80swoodpanel 13 лет назад +9

    Michael Palin absolutely kills me everytime! OUI!

  • @tylerleemyles9592
    @tylerleemyles9592 10 лет назад +18

    This is the 10th time I've seen and I'm drooling with laughter.

  • @Thundermonk99
    @Thundermonk99 14 лет назад +6

    john cleese's expecting glances at the camera are hilarious.

  • @cha5
    @cha5 Год назад +6

    I always loved Gilliam as the knight with a chicken in these bits.

  • @nathanielvashaw2328
    @nathanielvashaw2328 Год назад +4

    "I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...so anyway" 😅😅😅

  • @lupodelupis3672
    @lupodelupis3672 6 лет назад +26

    After almost years 50 Monty Python remains the unbeaten "King of Comedy".
    P.S Micheal Palin impersonating "So-called Cardinal Richelieu" makes me crack up everytime!! XD

    • @ilokivi
      @ilokivi Год назад +2

      Rupert Pupkin will be most upset.

  • @jackfitzpatrick8173
    @jackfitzpatrick8173 Год назад +4

    One of their greatest skits!

    • @philhawley1219
      @philhawley1219 Год назад +1

      And the larch is my second favourite tree, but I am never too sure about Laricus Japponica

  • @dayglograham62
    @dayglograham62 Год назад +3

    This is probably my favourite Python sketch

  • @wastemind
    @wastemind 15 лет назад +8

    Love Cleese's dance at the end. He's just so silly.

    • @-danR
      @-danR Год назад +3

      So light on his feet.

  • @isaackim7675
    @isaackim7675 11 лет назад +25

    You've got to be cruel to be kind.

  • @hamersimpso
    @hamersimpso 12 лет назад +11

    just a normal day in the courts of london

  • @gondolacrescent5
    @gondolacrescent5 15 лет назад +6

    Part of Cleese's genius is something he was not aware of. His body and limb movements are ridiculously exaggerated/rigid. His goose stepping on Fwatty Towels or (sorry) Fawlty Towers is a case in point. In his early career it was about two years before he actually saw what he looked like on video and he had no idea how ridiculous he looked. I think he described himself as something like "a giant hovercraft" moving about the stage. As in "My hovercraft is full of eels". A favoured M.P. object.

  • @darkprose
    @darkprose 16 лет назад +4

    Me, too. It's all brilliant. The song, too, is really charming.

  • @mfjdv2020
    @mfjdv2020 14 лет назад +5

    This is brilliant, one of the few MP sketches I haven't seen! THANK YOU!

  • @cbaile
    @cbaile 11 лет назад +62

    It's just a bloody parking offense.

    • @isaackim7675
      @isaackim7675 8 лет назад +7

      Parking offense? Schmarking offense, my lord. We must leave no stone unturned.

  • @mindbodylightsound10
    @mindbodylightsound10 18 лет назад +5

    this is simply amazing. 8 1/2 minutes. one shot. pure comedy.

  • @sketchygetchey8299
    @sketchygetchey8299 6 лет назад +33

    Mr. Larch is the British version of what we Americans call a sovereign citizen 😆
    “It was only a bloody parking offense”🤣

  • @DanHarrisonKing
    @DanHarrisonKing 10 лет назад +31

    We need more kosher car parks in this country

  • @signorellil
    @signorellil 14 лет назад +9

    Actually, it occurred to me that "strange, damnable, almost diabolic threads of this extraordinary tangled web of intrigue" is a precise description of my parking tickets!

  • @dpf2122
    @dpf2122 11 месяцев назад +3

    "one of the architects of the modern world, already"

  • @darkprose
    @darkprose 16 лет назад +6

    "Mr Alridge, I put it to you that you are dead."
    LOL.

  • @cbaile
    @cbaile 14 лет назад +22

    I love how Cleese points at the audience when a witness says something "important". I can't even explain why I find it so funny but it's brilliant.

  • @phantomphan77
    @phantomphan77 13 лет назад +4

    John Cleese's graceful dance at the end is my favorite part

  • @NBarker1993
    @NBarker1993 12 лет назад +7

    The Monty Python are a smart lot. I'd bet that they created such a speech just for this sketch

  • @murielsartre
    @murielsartre 16 лет назад +5

    Eric's mimicking Sir Laurence Olivier by the end of his speech.

  • @lonedrone
    @lonedrone 11 лет назад +5

    One of the best from Graham.

  • @SuperDuus
    @SuperDuus 13 лет назад +3

    The of the best court scenes:-) Theres a lot more! Luckyly :-)

  • @markosskace514
    @markosskace514 Год назад +1

    Absolutely the best and for ever.

  • @TheStapleGunKid
    @TheStapleGunKid 6 лет назад +7

    Inspector Dim should have gotten his own spin-off series.

  • @samopostam
    @samopostam 14 лет назад +4

    Chapman is brilliant in this one. So funny.
    "Not so fast". The way he says it is just hilarious. Just like everything else that comes out of his mouth.

  • @christophermacintyre5890
    @christophermacintyre5890 6 лет назад +4

    No matter how many times the Late Arthur Aldridge had knocked to the question "Are you in fact dead"?" he would have opened himself up to a perjury trap. If he had knocked twice for "no" he couldn't very well be "the Late Arthur Aldridge" (i.e. dead), but rather " the Not At All Well Mr. Aldridge". On the other hand, if "the Not At All Well Mr. Aldridge" had knocked once for "yes" he couldn't be dead, because, well, a dead man answering a question in court would just be too silly. So the "Not At All Well Mr. Aldridge" wisely remained silent on the advice of his lawyer. Aldridge is/was(?) one smart stiff, too smart, I think, even for Inspector Dim of the Yard. There is a lesson to be learned here...somewhere.

  • @Chadner
    @Chadner  18 лет назад +3

    This is just so flat out perfect...
    "He's not completely dead?"
    "Well he's not completely dead, but he's not at all well"

  • @kathHenderson
    @kathHenderson 15 лет назад +3

    "Curse you Inspector Dim, you are too clever for us naughty people"
    It alarms me how awesome Michael saying that in a pink outfit is... its... just... so... awesome...

  • @paulinfrance5
    @paulinfrance5 Год назад +1

    still brilliant some 50 years on.

  • @holydiver73
    @holydiver73 16 лет назад +3

    This is the single best sketch that MP EVER did. Palin is fantastically funny.

    • @sdgakatbk
      @sdgakatbk Год назад +1

      It's a VERY funny sketch, but that's a BIG statement. They were just great.

  • @Cvisscher
    @Cvisscher 8 лет назад +15

    watch this with subtitles. you wont be disappointed

  • @TheRadical42
    @TheRadical42 15 лет назад +11

    150 Snazzes on the 100 Point Snazz-o-Scale. Off the charts!
    -This is one of my favorite MP sketches. It's so goofy! I especially love the Cardinal Richileau bit. "Ah ha! He fell for my little trap!"
    -I think more criminals in this world today should say "Curse you! You are too clever for us nawty people" when they get arrested. It would make law and order so much more entertaining.

  • @РэйКайн
    @РэйКайн 7 лет назад +10

    I want to hear Cleese version with chorus "with a chiff-chiff"

  • @Apemopo
    @Apemopo 10 лет назад +7

    "oui...!"

  • @shumlina
    @shumlina 12 лет назад +3

    I like that one too. It's "The Toad Elevating Moment" from the Royal Episode. :) He's a man who says things in a very roundabout way

  • @mackpainter7445
    @mackpainter7445 8 месяцев назад +1

    Eric Idle's soliloquys are some of the most epic in English literature

  • @B.K.Entertainment
    @B.K.Entertainment 14 лет назад +3

    "Dim of the yard" lol, comedy genious

  • @JimTLonW6
    @JimTLonW6 15 лет назад +3

    One of the few sketches I'd not seen previously; the first witness reminds me of so many people! And then there's JC singing about being an engine driver! LOL funny!

  • @MaryE171
    @MaryE171 17 лет назад +4

    OMG, Graham is just hysterical as that witness and Michael as Cardinal Richelieu!!! Ah!

  • @maxredjasper55
    @maxredjasper55 7 лет назад +6

    Michael as the cardinal XD and it's just a parking offense

  • @SquirrelGamez
    @SquirrelGamez Год назад +6

    Why didn't they let the barrister sing his part?
    Favouritism in the court, I say!

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 15 лет назад +3

    Michael just looks good in Cardinal's robes

  • @stitch99
    @stitch99 13 лет назад +4

    I just realized he's playing a lawyer here just like in A Fish Called Wanda.

  • @NobleNemesis
    @NobleNemesis 11 лет назад +12

    "So, anyway..!"

  • @DarkRubberDucky
    @DarkRubberDucky 15 лет назад +2

    @TheEventMaker
    I believe this is from the episode "How To Idenitfy Different Types of Trees From Quite A Long Way Away", in which they do "No. 1: The Larch. The. Larch."

  • @sizzla123
    @sizzla123 9 лет назад +16

    NO FURTHER QUESTIONS

  • @greyforge27
    @greyforge27 11 лет назад +4

    "character witness"
    I get it.

  • @dixonpinfold2582
    @dixonpinfold2582 Год назад +3

    This reminds me of the Goons (scene: a court trial):
    Man [from the gallery]: "I object!"
    Judge: "Who are you?"
    Man: "I'm the window cleaner."
    Judge: "What you have to say has no bearing on these proceedings."
    Man: "My bread and butter."
    Judge [exasperated]: "What about your bread and butter?"
    Man: "I cleans the windows with it."

  • @bsjif
    @bsjif 15 лет назад +3

    They're all great as women, but Graham is my favorite. 'So, she said she said she said!"

  • @anne40hillpiggott30
    @anne40hillpiggott30 Год назад +2

    Love Count Binface's appearance at the end 😂😂😂

  • @Samalamalamdam
    @Samalamalamdam 8 лет назад +7

    I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so anyway...

  • @RandallFlaggNY
    @RandallFlaggNY 11 лет назад +15

    I was waiting for the Spanish Inquisition.

    • @mfjdv2020
      @mfjdv2020 7 лет назад +1

      no, that's yet another court sketch and by far the funniest.

    • @roeiirani7505
      @roeiirani7505 6 лет назад

      No one expects the Spanish Inquisition

    • @thichinhphan4010
      @thichinhphan4010 7 месяцев назад

      @@mfjdv2020 Nah, it's not better than this one. The best one is still Fish slapping dance.

  • @TheFunkywhiteboy63
    @TheFunkywhiteboy63 7 лет назад +14

    For what it's worth, the real Richelieu died on this date (4 Dec.) in 1642, at age 57. Inspector Dim's little trap.

  • @casualagent7250
    @casualagent7250 7 лет назад +8

    Monty Python at its finest, so anyway.