Episode 80 - The Juul of Opium
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- Опубликовано: 9 фев 2025
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CODY
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NOEL
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Noel: 'Wee means little'
Also Noel: Continues to say 'wee little'
Soooo when talking about Asia.. how come the first country noel said was philippines...coincidence?
You onto something bro
He is definitely half Filipino
@@drogers89 for sure dude
Uh oh
Never forget that he visited a Filipino restaurant on his own accord in one of his vlogs
Cody’s Scottish accent is terrifying
Nick Beach that’s cause it’s an Irish one chief, as a Scottish person I’m deeply ashamed and mad at the biys.
@@couller1 aye it's absolutely brutal but i laughed
@@couller1 ken fuck sake min
"don't get Scottish and Irish mixed up" proceeds to do an Irish accent for the next 20 minutes
Also funny how it's not even that insulting to get Scottish and Irish mixed up, considering how similar we are and how many people have Irish ancestry. Would have been more accurate to say "Don't get Scottish and English mixed up".
@@lewisjames19 For sure. Also, as an Edinburgh native I don't know what Noel is talking about with the "Yeah, aye" thing. Still, good to hear he enjoyed his time here.
@@EditsbyM Yeah, I've never really encountered that in Edinburgh. I'd say it's maybe more of a Glaswegian thing in all honesty, but aye it's good he liked Scotland. Just waiting for the TMG Scottish shows now...
@@niallfitzgerald1061 Chucky ar la
Ano
you both love each other so much. ugh it's adorable. this bromance gives me life
finally someone said it
“Bromance”. They’ve announcing their love so loud on Love Island. “I’m gay dude!”
@@aaronreyes8127 i wish that was true dude, lowkey i ship them so hard, but i also respect their lives and their girlfriends. i ain't gonna disrespect and try and ruin their friendship with something that won't ever happen :(((
Talveer Litt ya when people do that is wacc like they’re real people, and you can think and like whatever it’s just some people need to put things into perspective u know?
@@talveerlitt9464 yo, thankyou. i dont hardcore ship them together but gahdamn their friendship/bromance is so cuteeeee. theyre both the type of ppl who have those "ily" faces when they look at others (especially at each other lol) and it's the best
Noel going from being flexed on by Cody in Insanely Chill to flexing on Cody now is the best character development I've seen
I cant wait to buy the tiny meat gang pallet when it releases. So happy you guys are going in a new direction. The beauty community needs you.
Made it 69 likes. You’re welcome.
Pumkinhoe now it’s 169
Ever since y'all got stacks of sponsors the holes in your jeans are disappearing :/
We want knees baby
Omaima gotta let the knees breathe
Stfu with the lame knees comments
nobody:
Cody: so I'm reading this book right now...
i wanna know what book, sounded nice
Maria Vargas
no one:
noel: so i watched this documentary on netflix...
Karissa Berry they’re such SCHOLARS 😆
It’s bad enough there’s no knees, but uncle Noel hits us with the baggy pants, wtf man. 😔
Gooner Guy not as bad as your performance last night
Those are baggy....? 😒 Slim fit at best bruhbruh
Noel, not sure if you heard/got told about it when you were over, but every summer (whole of August usually) in Edinburgh there's the Fringe Festival, which is the world's larges arts and comedy festival. Thousands of people - and performers - from all over the world come to Scotland for it, and you guys should definitely look into maybe getting a couple shows at the festival one year. You'd definitely get a lot of UK fans to come, and probably some from Europe as well as people checking out the smaller/newer acts. TMG would fit right in, and I reckon you guys would love it! PS - our traditional meal of haggis, turnips and potatoes, we call haggis, neeps and tatties 🏴
Pretty sure traditional haggis is illegal in America, land of the free baby!
24fretsoffury why? I’m genuinely curious
Do they have a dresscode? Dont they always have the same colour?
@Applemor3 Canadians spell it differently dude
@Succ fAx nO pRiNtER
couloure*
Talveer Litt good for you nobody cares, eh
Talveer Litt r/whoosh
I have a coworker named Rane... he's a pothead who hides in the fridge to avoid working. 😂 Our boss has said he's fired so many times but he just keeps being here.
Oh my god that's so damn funny
harry potter and the juul of opium
I love that Noel brings his Gramps onto these vids it's cute
In what time frame of the video
@@SuperYaeyae he's there the whole time
yaelene Di lollll it’s Cody ... coz he’s so old .....
tmg 80 yt > the juul of opium
Covered knees = intense edging
Im in intensive care for lack of knees
When Cody inevitably gets a child, are we going to get this weeks child or last weeks child?
I guess we’ll find out in a couple of months
Like if you’re vaping along
tfw you're legit vaping while watching
I've actually got the other three mother fuckers tyla kyla and skyler in this car as this plays
Also comment what flavor you’re hitting
yeah, 50 fuggin nic
100% nic baby, you fucking know it, like why the fuck wouldnt you bro. feelin fucking dazed, right dizzy #vapenation #vapenapdie #100% #100nic
Noel is good at accents, cody is good at pretending to talk in reverse
Fun makeup fact: a lot of lip plumping products are have the plumping effect because they're made from bee venom. So when Noel said its poison, he's not that wrong.
Been rewatching old episodes and they hold up so damn well
I like these more than new ones. Less distractions
Already listened on spotify, but i had to see if you guys were matching and im not disappointed
This ^
Only tmg 80 yt kids remember
only 680 kids remember*
listened to this while throwing up on the street on my way home from work this arvo. love from australia
when you’re so racially ambiguous, even you begin to get lost in it all
Mysticum Lavandula noel look in the mirror every morning like
“What am i”
24:42 Cody does a weird flex on the fact that Noel lives in an apartment.
we stan tmg 80 yt
Haggis -a Scottish dish consisting of a sheep's or calf's offal mixed with suet, oatmeal, and seasoning and boiled in a bag, traditionally one made from the ANIMAL’S STOMACH
37:37
'make it while you can' Cody @ James before anything went down 😂😂
I have very bad social skills. Watching the podcast really helps refine my personality. U guys are great! Love noel
md Enxio love these guys but not the one for social skills buddy
Practice makes perfect brotha. Get out there as much as you can and fuck up if need be, but roll with the punches and just GET OUT there. That’s the key to solving that problem. Hope you get more social homie ❤️
@@Chris-pk6ot thank u :)
I hope listening to this podcast would make social skills better. I would be the most famous person in the world
The “make it while you can” about James Charles is wild in retrospect holy holy
Most (big) makeup companies are (ideally) making a 60% margin but you’d be surprised how much ingredient quality really affects price per unit. It’s not as cut n dry as it seems 😅
I call bullshit
Who tf defends the makeup industry
@@lastnameawesome8982 people in the industry making the products...? lol
Lucia C obviously?
Lucia C i was just pointing out how stupid and odd it was? Dipshit?
Noel is so good at accents it’s unreal
8:43 a very clear answer from noel
I was doing an ab workout while listening to this and when Noel made that joke about Americans sticking out in foreign countries I shit my pants
Like actually shit
Calm sponsoring these two is hilarious to me
hearing them talk about makeup is so painful lmao
Kristen Dietrich they’re men.. can’t expect too much there😂
@@leann4265 james charles is a man too lol
Reyof ; eh, sort of
they’re so stupid .. i love them
What’s up guys welcome to the wee meat gang podcast
they don't even know that kush mascara, etc. exists
I'm so early that the title is still 'tmg 80 yt'
Random thought but there’s a lipstick where u put on a “cold” lipstick and u kiss someone with the “hot” one and it’s supposed to feel like icyhot
guess i'm staying cold
That’s sound miserable tbh
Noel's really got the talent to become a superstar comediant, what the fuck why hasn't he got a netflix show yet
"adderall is the juul of meth" yes indeed
One of the better pods lately. Love you guys
“If you’re vaping along with us guys, tell us what pod system you’re on, what you’re vaping on”
User minnt ....... juul
“what if that’s why jay alvarrez is insane... he’s been skydiving so much that he now identifies more with the sky than he does with the earth” LMAO
Mr. Cody “I Gotta Go” Ko
I feel like the pod got a little off for a few weeks there and i havent been watching all the way through but the last episode and this one have been really funny, got me right back.
a tiny meat gang makeup collection for us girls would be so cool.
Sierra Lopez I’d buy that shit 😫
guys too
anyone else read the comments while watching the podcast every time? they’re just as funny as the podcast itself
I don't know what you're talking about Noel, vaping is definitely legal here. Don't exactly know about "concentrated" forms of weed, but most weed products are legal. Even ketamine and shrooms are considered soft drugs.
I'm thinking maybe the guy was just personally not a fan of weed, 'cause there's definitely a stereotype in the Netherlands about people smoking weed, especially in public.
you’d be surprised how difficult it actually is to create makeup formulas. it’s a lot more than color and powder :)
Nobody:
Nobody at all:
Cody each week: IM ReAdInG tHiS bOoK rN
Lol jk love you old man
cristy make your own podcast then
@@Dudecrush its a joke chill damn
Just a tip for future Shit. When youre going to leave your home for a long period of time check if your toilet has the tube in the back with a valve if it does close the valve, it shuts off the water for the toilet so it can't flood
Whenever Cody tells a story it’s fire. When he told the story of how he got the flu and how his apartment flooded were so damn funny. I kinda hope more bad things happen to Cody so we can get some funny stories.
bruh it's so hard listening to this when you're in a library without bursting out laughing and looking like a creep laughing while doing hw
I just realized this is the first time ive seen noel and cody make physicla contact probably
I know you won't see this, I've been binging these from the start over the last couple of months and my man Noel came to Scotland, I wish I could have spoken to you, had me lolling when you were talking about our accent 😂
"I learned the difference between Scotish and Irish"
I felt that through my entire body
damn the funniest part was blocked by 'contribute to our patreon"
I love getting baked and listening to this funny ass shit 😂
Poor guys lol. Now all the comments are about is the old title
dude makeup can be so expensive to make, the production is crazy also they're so many people that come into making this shit plus you have to rent a whole lab and a fucking factory, a warehouse, hire people to test it, make it, package it, ship it, design it plus good eyeshadows are extra difficult to make cause it takes so much testing to find the right shade that's actually pigmented and works well so it won't fuck your shit up and give you pink eye. of course, it pays off but it's expensive and time-consuming saying there are 12 shades in a palette you'd have to find the right formula for each one, that itself could take months to do and it's only the first step to making makeup now think about all the shit that happens outside of the lab.
Omg man rip Cody's apartment 😩😩😩 the biggest f
17:11 - noel knows about the Philippines because he’s cultured or because he’s Filipino? 🤔🤔
Maybe because everyone in the world knows about President Duterte and his killing of druggies
Cody: Im not OLD
Also Cody: Thank god we had renters insurance
I LOVE YOU BOTH KEEP DOING WELL
how this conversation came full circle is fantastic.
This one was from man, legit my favorite podcast from my favorite podcasters!
Haggis is just the name of the meat, but we usually have it with neeps and tatties
The Netherlands represent! But when you walk through Amsterdam you see more foreigners than Dutch people haha. Glad you enjoyed it there
I have family who live in Africa and every time I talk to them they're like "you sound like the people from (insert name) commercial)TV show" it's the funniest shit! So yes, Americans do sound like the people from tv lol
james charles needs to make money while he can lmaoo this aged perfectly
noel: what world do we live in.. OH THE JUUL OF JERKING OFF? well i’ve actually been thinking about this concept for a while..
Imma go through each of your guy's podcasts and critique them. This one is a 7.9/10
Who saw it before they changed the name?? 😤😤😤
lmao yeh
Tmg 80 yt
Got the notification
me : *waits 20 mins to watch noel drink his water after opening it*
I’m Irish and yeah, ye yanks still can’t get the Irish accent right 😂. And the main difference between Ireland and Scotland is not the accents it’s the fact they’re two completely different countries 🤫
that was such a fitzgerald kinda response my guy
Privileged White Republican Male just stating facts vro
Niall Fitzgerald I liked your first comment until I read your response 🤦♂️
Chris Morri what’s wrong with it vro
The boys spend 10 minutes justifying James Charles ticket prices because of hidden costs like the exact same thing doesn't apply to making make up pallets. They have to pay factory workers too yall lmao
Shannon Mcgillivray you don’t have to pay factory workers thousands and thousands of dollars.
@@hinnyhinhin9498 there's factory workers, formulators, have workers, shippers/shipping, marketers and construction. Idk I can see where the money goes. A lot is overpriced but isn't as cheap they made it seem
For the record, Lil Wayne definitely rapped about skinny jeans 7 years before Young Thug
Love the background music
Accidentally put the phone to max volume at 6:00 in the morning... complete silence and then...
*WHATS UP GUYS WELCOME TO TMG PODCAST*
“Who reads the fucking fine print, bitch?” That’s iconic
I almost got fired because I stock shelves at Walmart and I had the podcast going and my manager go complaints from customers saying I was listening to porn cuz of you guys but I still love you guys☝️👁👅👁😂
i was falling asleep and then i heard scottish people a few minutes before i woke up... good job, team
Don't eat or drink while watching Noel and Cody, it's dangerous 😂
i like how theres backround music from your neighbors
Good friend of mine, Paddy, has the greatest Irish accent. Love the irish! 🍀
why does cody look so tiny this episode
TMG Podcast intro = Kurtis Conner's extra greeting
Noel wearing these karate master pants
why does cody know how to talk in reverse so good
Why does Noel sip his water like he’s sharing it with someone? Homeboy, that’s your water, you can touch your lips to it 😂
As a dutch person this is is the funniest shit ever ahhahahahaha
Maar zeggen dat Nederlands omgekeerd klinkt dat is niet waar
Hahahahahha voor mij echt wel
i luv u guys
codys laugh at 52:49 was beaut
I am german and I lived in New York for a year. Many Americans really are ignorant. I am not a fan of stereotypes but that one really is true sometimes 😄
I feel like as European you just naturally are more culturally aware because there are so many very different cultures so close together with a long history. That might be part of the reason for Americans being ignorant sometimes. No offense but how can you not learn spanish when half of the population is speaking that language. Crazy to me 🤷🏻♀️😄
Lena Schneider I live in upstate New York and I feel like going to New York in general was a bad sample of Americans anyway😂