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I honestly don’t know how you survived that. I would have died on King because I can never keep my units alive once they drop in health unless I have a massive army that it doesn’t matter if I lose heaps.
I love watching you stack the odds against yourself only to somehow crawl through a minefield of glass on your stomach until you somehow get to the finish line first, despite the AI having steel boots and laser guns to fight you with while you only have a couple sticks and a ball of dirt. That was a run-on sentence, but I will not apologize. It's endlessly entertaining to see unbeatable challenges be beaten, and you always seem to be able to pull cards out of an oracle or wherever.
Keep this up. I have no idea how you plan your attacks so we'll but dam I love it. You take a small advantage like Japan's +5 combat by coast and make it huge for you.
If only turn speed was always that quick.
@@mellon3891 I feel your pain. I need to sell a kidney to upgrade my video card.
Turning barbs off then role-playing as them, very nice
Legend！
19:48 it's so weird that the city with 1 population has such low loyalty. That one guy REALLY hates you.
Lol, probably the old dude that is yelling at the clouds
potato was skateboarding on his side walk
Turn 0 - "we're in trouble"
This is my kinda game. War in the first 10 turns. Early game chaos is ALWAYS my favorite start to a game.
Me too I always feel like it's a more realistic start to a game, humans were barbaric In our early days, we shouldnt be peaceful and civilized in the ancient era, so I'm usually a bit of a warmonger in the early game, I always try to take a second capital if someone is in the way of my expansion.
Maybe that's why our ancestors did it too
"my science is already starting to recover" literally went from 6 to 7.6
Yes. That's almost 30% increase. That's huge! After 10 turns of just half that % increase he'd be at 18.5
20 turns he'd be at 64.7
100 turns he'd be well over 1.4 million science per turn.
@@andrewsercer9538 Stonks
Potato: "You know what? Forever war. I'm declaring war upon the world. I am public enemy number one. My birthright to be the world's enemy."
Entire world: Declares war on Potato
Potato: "OH GOD. OH GOD."
Me in this situation: "Oh god Indonesia spawned literally right next to me I hope they ignore me or something"
Potato: "So anyway, I started blasting"
To be fair, from the perspective of Eleanor and Gitarja, your aggression was 100% unprovoked. Granted, Gitarja was probably going to merc you once she had the chance, but she had no way of knowing that.
Naw, Potato was just role-playing the AI better than the AI.
Bro just, that double formal war OUT OF NOWHERE had me absolutely rolling.
Potato at setup: "Let's turn off the barbs."
Potato when heat builds up: "Lets use discipline against non-existing barbs."
Brutal Deity is back! Old school Potato.
this game is just a simulation of my normal living situation here in Los Angeles - no room anywhere and neighbors breathing down your neck
also this game was just ridiculous to watch - at least we have BASED Cleopatra who would never declare war on you
Oh you too have surprised war both neighboors and took their bedroom and living room in one fell swoop?
@@parrot1442 only on Wednesdays
Potato did NOT have to go that hard, but he did, and we all appreciate him for it.
classic discipline policy in a no barbs game, we've all done it
(granted neither one mattered but I like pointing it out anyway)
Just in case, you know.
4:15 the bonus applies on the tile where the fight goes. You're going on the warrior's tile which isn't a coastal tile sadly :(, you only have divine wind defensively
Damn, this makes sense but is also rough.
edit; wait his slinger should have the bonus though cause he’s staying next to the coast and throwing projectile!
@@brandonkelbe slinger behavior is dumb. From the times I've used them, they seem to use a lot of melee unit logic to determine how they attack. I honestly hate slingers.
I'm pretty sure it's that the *Combat* Strength of the Slinger is higher, but the *Ranged* Strength is unchanged?
Turn 34, and Gitarja already has city walls built. Friggin AI bonuses are absurd.
its idiotic that you can build walls when your city is taking damage..
I really dislike that form of difficulty. It's the same issue with paradox games, they don't make the AI more skilled, they just pump them full of buffs and pump you full of maluses
@@australiananarchist480 yeah, it's just makes you catch up to AI for half of the game and the other half is just steamrolling them, cuz they are too stupid to improve.
@@australiananarchist480 at some point it gets too difficult to code good AI. Ai that would compete with pros is an entire project in itself
@@khalilrahme5227 eh, not really with modern day machine learning. Crazy what you can accomplish in a few hours with enough processing power
Great cliff hanger. Your whole system of streaming/edited videos has really come a LONG way. Thanks for uploading!
Plugs in discipline when there are no barbs. I mean, you don't have a scout either, but at least Recon has a potential to be useful.
When I get into situations like this, I usually just raze everything. Its the only way to deal with the loyalty bullcrap.
Can't raze capitals
Here’s an idea for a challenge: never change your government. (And if you’re REALLY crazy try and win a culture game too)
"It's the year 2021, we have the internet and renewables coming online, space travel is becoming common place, and a global society is beginning to emerge. But you know what, fuck it, this unorganized tribe we just found in the jungle, they've got it figured out. Let's all of us, world wide, start to emulate the lifestyles of the potato chiefdom."
Omg yes
I honestly want a civ 6 mod that makes you start further back civ should begin at monkey and go from there like literally start when we get down ot if the trees
@@Da_Shark In that kind of a game you should get to pick a hominid species instead of a Civ at the start of a game.
colonize mars as a chiefdom tribe
@@Da_Shark have you played Spore?
Majapahit was a literal hellscape for a very long time there
I like the map over your face, thank you.
Lol, that "Fuck it dude we're in" was perfect.
I have to say Potato, the quality of your content has really improved a lot. Keep up the great work and major props to your editor as well!
“Lemme tell you boys about the Samurai: I’m not gonna build it because it’s fucking useless.” 🤣
Even just watching you play this game gave me high blood pressure
*Denies a Trade of Horses*
Potato Immediately after : I could probably sell my Horses to someone
This episode shall be placed in the hall of fame!
"...unless you just play on Prince and don't build a military for the first 40 turns and get overrun by barbarians."
I'm in this quote and I hate it.
It reminds me when Japan was in a forever war with you in the last game, now the tables turned.
He’s playing Japan’s POV this time around
Dude, I haven't seen such a brutal start such as this. I hope the upgrades of your units transfer over when you eventually upgrade them.
26:00 approximately, PM snaps. "No more Mr Nice Potato". I'm hurting.
Ah Terra maps. The choice for people who really want a crap tonne of land for themselves.
I think legendary start would make captured cities worth keeping.
Soo glad this is just audio!!!!
This was the most insane early game I’ve ever seen. I honestly thought you’d re-roll 50 turns in cause of how insanely behind you were
This is the most exciting thing I’ve watched in a long time. And it ended in a cliffhanger!
This is the best ending for a Civ video you've ever had.
Lol. Amazing cliff hanger cut at the end. Well played.
Combat bonuses based on terrain go with the terrain of the defender
That ending...oh dear...The AI really wants to make mashed potatoes...
"You don't build any units until turn 40 and your capital gets overrun by barbarian horsemen." HEY. I resemble that remark.
35:43 That was really good German.... 😂😁
Did the warrior lose to the city because of the chariot defending the city? I'd be curious to know if you would win in that situation if the city was ungarrisoned.
He did. Little known fact: in order to take a city the melee unit must have enough health to survive combat with the garrisoned unit, even if the city has no health left.
As a bonus, the government plaza gives an extra +8 loyalty to Indonesia's former capital, making it that much easier to keep.
Never gets old. So satisfying to watch this
Yay!! We got the minimap back!!
Just imagine how much more intense this video would've been with barbarians! :D
Prince?
No military units for the first 40 turns?
....sounds about right....
This is looking to be a hilarious series.
Theater square and encampment would have been better swapped. Gives the theater square +1 adjacency.
Edit: Nvm it ended up being better with the entertainment complex.
I loved the part where he turned of barbs and then also used discipline.
Your vids always rope me back to the game
Seriosly, coolest game of Civ I've seen in a while. Well played mr. potatow
"My birthright, is to be the world's enemy"
Sums up 95% of my Civ VI games.
That was an amazing start. Love it
I did this once with Georgia, so I could colonize the second continent and then win a domination victory for the Georgia memes
this is exactly the type of game we want to see.
In this episode: Potato turns into Count von Count multiple times. Also, shit is going down.
"Fuck it dude we're in" are words to live by
You know, I really like watching you "struggle"
The no money thing is a bug happens to me all the time the only way to combat is to make a deal (make it equal) where the ai makes the deal snd change the money accordingly idk how to make it work during a peace deal tho
That's the first game of yours I have seen with QUITE such a desperate start!
Wait, wasn't swapping out god king one turn before the pantheon kinda counter-productive ?
yes
Chad
That monologue is legit anime villain levels of awesome. I can imagine a Gundam dictator saying right after he nukes earth and destroy the polar ice caps, not to torment his enemies, but because he can
I had a game recently where I started and almost immediately ran into Elizabeth. So I rushed her, took her out .. and Egypt appeared. So I rushed Egypt took it out .. and then discovered Persia and the Mayan just to the North on the other side of mountains with a small pass between the ranges. Weirdest dang game. Then the Mayn had no space to expand and they send a settler down the pass so war, took it, thank you very much. Then Persia did the same thing after I got peace with the Mayans. So there I am sitting with five cities (two enemy capitals, original capital, and two from stolen settlers) So I try to go around the mountains to attack Mayan from the sea and run into Mansu?! So I took him out as he was doing nothing and finished him off and *poof* there is Malaysia right next to him. All of these civs within a small portion of the map. It was freaking ridiculous. But I took so many temples I converted Mayans and Persia to my religion before they established anything .. and then as I tried exploring world ran into Germany. Quick rush of religious units and win before 1400. I would say a good 50% of the globe was still unexplored by any civs due to how everything got placed so weird.
“Unless you play in prince…”
Deity is just too hard for me to play 😂
lol hilarious game. Cant wait for next episode.
What a cliffie!
that was a DISGUSTING earlygame
19:00, didn't need to declare war on Eleonor, since the city was going to flip away again anyway
You literally went like: i rather betray the world then have the world betray me
Boy what an ending for that episode. Nails bitten!
damn what a ride lol brilliant stuff vodka mcgrainmash
By far the most entertaining game I've seen so far, kuddos for keeping it alive !
The Unification of Terra, Chapter 1. God Emperor Potato see's another civilization existing. He is infuriated.
“If I kill the slinger, Oh how’s it going Eleanor”
LMAO the music at the end. Give your editor a bonus please
Got a challenge on Reddit: best bad start user wins. You get a bad start, or have an old bad start, make the best of it. Show us the start, show us the progress, show us the win! You got 5 swordmen and 3 horse archers surrounding your capital in the ancient era? Show us, and your way of destroying these barbarians...
3:06 discipline while there's no barbs in the game lol
I'm pretty sure with ranged units and the Divine Wind bonus you have to be attacking into the coastal tile. Vietnam works the same way, with ranged units sitting in forests attacking a featureless tile getting no bonus, but getting one if they attack into a forest. It's weird, but it still means your archers/slingers will be stronger defending.
Love the cliffhanger at the end
Nuking a city with archers to get exp super early game is one of the most satisfying things in Civ 6
This would be the God game for Nubia
Dido be looking powerful in this game lol
"Maybe *culture* is the way I'll pull myself out of this game!" Says the guy with the highest military score by almost 100 points as he declares war on the entire continent...
LOL @ ending!
This is probably the most CURSED starts I have ever seen played until completion. It's a real testament to your ability as a player.
19:36
Am I the only one hearing the chaos in the background?
Now that volcano never being active in the early game is damn shame.
"my only hope is murder"
-potatomcwhisky 2021
Turn off barb.
Potato: Im the barb now.
I'm amped for this.
This game is the epitome of post-Meiji ”I'd rather be a rabid animal than a piece of meat.” Japan. Poetry.
1:02 ... I'm not ok with that callout mr potato
Potato has the best evil laugh
Now that's how you do a cliffhanger ending!
This was the most entertaining Civ video I've ever seen.
i love the way you narrate your actions and thoughts its very entertaining
This is one of your most instructive videos (next to the Arabia overexplained). After that I grasped the tactics behind the national parks and hit a culture win in 252 turns on immortal (my personal record).
A long war, and he "barely made it out with three cities."
That's how many cities I normally have! I suck at this game.
The most cursed start I ever had was a pvp game with friends where my settler started with a mountain on every side except for a lake on one side. I was England. We immediately restarted started the game, but I regret not playing through. In retrospect in might have been a fun challenge and with how good our one friend was I had no chance of winning anyway.