1:09:55 Blazblue writers are absolutely wild adding in that joke knowing DAMN WELL no one would understand it until the next game. the crack-smoking they do in non-canon moments don't get enough credit
@@Viranew kokonoe's mom is Nine the Phantom, who has the biggest boobs in blazblue. The joke is that, if genetics was at play, kokonoe would also have big boobs. The thing is, when this game was released, though, it hadn't been revealed who her mom was and people had only vaguely seen Nine in like murals and blurry flashbacks of the Dark War. Meaning the devs were telling a joke no one would understand for several years.
You know, you can tell that they are truly enjoying playing their characters' role. I mean, who would talk like Relius and Terumi as fitting of character like that if they don't enjoy it ?
Julie Ann Taylor talking to herself is the most awkward and entertaining thing I have ever seen since she voices both tsubaki yayoi and kokonoe in this game.
It's the things like this that make Blazblue such a treasure in my life as a fighting game fan. 1:05:06-1:05:16 The delicious irony of this line coming out of ENG Kokonoe is *astounding.*
0:00 Good guy 5:59 Ice man 10:36 Lacking lady 17:03 Evil bunny lady 23:05 Tao is Taokaka, mew! I came from over there! 28:23 Big guy 32:15 Boobie lady 40:02 Squiggly 45:23 Scruffy man 48:56 Shorty 53:29 Mask man 56:57 Flappy thingy 1:00:48 Eye lady 1:06:25 Furry tail girl 1:11:07 Dog person 1:17:26 Bell person 1:23:17 Big fat fibber guy 1:28:10 Green guy
1:15:53 Don't worry Koko you'll get your time to shine as a playable character later- besides you might not have a massive chest but you have adorable cat ears, not one but two cute tails, a rocking 10/10 ass and of course a personality that pulls everyone in like a black hole. Yes I think science kitty is best girl
1:20:59 Trinity you have never mis-spoken so hard in your entire life. Also, that stuff about Noel wondering who's going to save her is pretty ironic considering the fourth game.
@@senritsujumpsuit6021I wasn't. I meant that Trinity shouldn't have mentioned Jubei taking lots of care over them in front of Jubei's daughter that he barely took any care for at all.
@@theinternetshavecome1640 hehe good lol though it's not much of a misspoke it's not like Jubei does a lot more for the others anyway some speculate it's roughly 1 to 2 years in main story
0:13 greetings, lost children 11:01 I've been taking somewhere without light...the only thing it gives me hope...is Someday My Prince will come in spain 🇪🇸 they'll say el delfin esta el jacuzzi...
Kokonoe's voice actress did great. Julie Ann Taylor is both very charismatic and talented. She has also voiced Bellows in the Suisei no Gargantia anime, my favorite heroine from that show.
You know I didn't understand why Noel at the end said that to Kokonoe or why Kokonoe was so pissed at Noel. After a while I saw the girls that Noel said she was the odd one out and then I saw Kokonoe and Noel in non chibi form. Now I think I understand.
@@paperluigi6132 We have no confirmation of that. Litchi is confirmed to be the biggest in official sources but those all came pre-CF. We don't know where exactly Nine, Es, and Izanami land on the list, though I'd definitely estimate that Nine is the biggest and Es is probably in top 4
Hakumen: how could i make an incorrect choice? Kokonoe: well you did get the bad ending Hakumen: (counters with Kokonoe's ip) Kokonoe: (using her discord skills she also shows Hakumen's ip as well) Both end up incriminating each other with child p(redacted) in an attempt to get the other arrested. They both get arrested.
@@returnedtomonkey8886 Terumi was ripped out of Hazama, but he still showed up in Hazama’s body. By that logic, Nu should be separate from Lambda, or be speaking through Lambda like after getting killed by Terumi.
Litchi's part is hella funny. It cracks me up still. Wish Arakune sounds like that at Central Fiction bcuz there is no eng dubb. Beautiful Arakune and Robo Arakune is a better of Arakune.
Frick everything jin says to ragna can and will be put out of context. Especially because jin has some AHEM… « socially unacceptable » feelings for his brother.
0:00 Ragna
6:00 Jin - 6:20 Jin Enters
10:37 Noel - 10:53 Noel Enters
17:04 Rachel - 17:24 Rachel Teleports In
23:05 Taokaka - 23:26 Tao Enters
28:23 Tager - 28:44 Tagers Enters
32:15 Litchi - 32:36 Litchi Enters
40:03 Arakune - 40:25 Arakune Enters (44:15 Poor Tager)
45:23 Bang - 45:44 Bang Enters
48:56 Carl - 49:18 Carl Enters
53:29 Hakumen - 53:51 Hakumen Enters (55:23 Kokonoe, he's a suit of armor. He can't eat)
56:58 Lambda - 57:13 Lambda Appears
1:00:50 Tsubaki - 1:01:04 Tsubaki Enter
1:06:26 Makoto - 1:07:31 Makoto Enters
1:11:08 Valkenhayn - 1:12:16 Valkenhayn Enters
1:17:27 Platinum - 1:18:33 Platinum Appears
1:23:17 Relius - 1:24:24 Relius Enters (1:27:21 Fuck you, Relius)
1:28:09 Hazama - 1:28:30 Hazama Enters.
Thank you. This definitely helps getting around. 😉👍
You do know that hakumen is jin right so there for he's not a suit of armor
"Oh right. Carl. He IS my son"
Goddamnit Relius
@@segafan1316 Father of the year ladies and gentlemen.
@@griffingower1883 technically hakumen is just jin's soul inside the armor.
"Please, no Order Sol jokes though."
Honestly, Tsubaki... It's just Sol jokes.
Dead spike=Gun flame
Dub Kokonoe is a gift and a treasure
agreed, I mean Chie is good in the original Japanese version but Julie Ann is far superior
Wish they dub Central Fiction.
Dub Kokonoe sounds like such a mom
Julie Ann Taylor just works SO WELL as Dub Kokonoe
Dubbed BlazBlue is a gift and treasure in general
3:55 patrick VA as rachel is daaaaaaaammmmmmmmm.
Derrick khoo
Bruh I was WEAK at that part 😂
Lol😂
I had a freak out when Tao started talking in complete sentences
SHE'S TO DANGEROUS TO BE LEFT ALIVE
No one cat should have all that meower
Lol my Jaw dropped as well XD
Smart Tao is scary!
@@firepuppies4086 *Nadia Fortune is typing...*
I love how Valkenheyn hints at Kokonoe being an "Ultimate Weapon" foreshadowed how broke she was when she was initially released.
Kokonoe is pretty broken they need to nerf her
They Didn't Call Her *BROKENOE* For Nothing
Well, at least we can't say that Valkenhayn was wrong now, can we ?
i spam her Broken Bunker so much
I mean, she’s basically Arakune. People see her in competitive mode and they shit bricks.
"I friggin' LOVE genetics! if it has to do with that, why aren't i stacked,huh?!"
Asking the real question here
Specially Since Her Mom *IS FOCKING NINE!!!*
.....
@@BardockSkywalker I guess she got her father's genes
@@Dehn396 I Mean, That Explains Her Small Height
@@BardockSkywalker Nah, you got it wrong, her dad is focking Nine, her mom IS Nine
1:09:55 Blazblue writers are absolutely wild adding in that joke knowing DAMN WELL no one would understand it until the next game. the crack-smoking they do in non-canon moments don't get enough credit
i don get the joke
@@Viranew kokonoe's mom is Nine the Phantom, who has the biggest boobs in blazblue. The joke is that, if genetics was at play, kokonoe would also have big boobs. The thing is, when this game was released, though, it hadn't been revealed who her mom was and people had only vaguely seen Nine in like murals and blurry flashbacks of the Dark War. Meaning the devs were telling a joke no one would understand for several years.
@@kylano525 ok
@@kylano525 thanks
@@kylano525LMFAO THATS SO FUCKING EVIL
Man, Julie Ann Taylor's voicing of Kokonoe and Tsubaki is great! You can't even tell they're voiced by the same VA!
Wow their the same VA 0.0
It's Like Travis Touchdown & The TF2 Medic, Despite Having The Same VA, They *SURE AS HELL* Don't Sound Like It
@@BardockSkywalker He also voiced Vexen from the Kingdom Hearts series.
@@anthonychessar7179 Because Of Course He Did
@@BardockSkywalker isn't travis voiced by robin atkin downes while medic is voiced by nolan north.
I'm guessing the voice actors had a lot of fun the day they recorded this.
It's BlazBlue, Of Course The Dub Is Better Simply Because They Actually Enjoy Their Work
@@BardockSkywalker I mean, the jp Va`s enjoy their work as well. Check out blaze blue radio
@@TRZ99 Not To Say They Don't, But U Can Tell The Eng Dub Had *ALOT* More Fun With This... Like, It's Not Even A Competition
You know, you can tell that they are truly enjoying playing their characters' role. I mean, who would talk like Relius and Terumi as fitting of character like that if they don't enjoy it ?
Bardock SkyWalker >Implying the JP seiyus don't have a ball with this series.
Someone clearly hasn't tuned in to Blazblue radio
Dub Kokonoe sounds like such a pissed off mom and I love it!
That would be the fantastic voice work of Julie Ann Taylor.
then when Platinum shows up she is more of a pissed of older sister that lives across the state XD
Julie Ann Taylor talking to herself is the most awkward and entertaining thing I have ever seen since she voices both tsubaki yayoi and kokonoe in this game.
That’s what makes it all the more hilarious
History repeated itself when she voiced Harmonic Cordelia in Fire Emblem Heroes.
Aren't there's Hakumen/Jin or Terumi/Hazama too?
1:13:31
Man that Joke is DEEP! If that's not good writing I don't know what is.
Kokonoe getting angry because of Relius is probably the funniest segment of this, and there are a LOT of funny moments.
And funny thing is that Relius did nothing wrong
@@DrDark7 she has a stern affection for Carl. So being just being a shitheel father is enough to wrong her.
1:15:32 Pretty much every character that didn't get into Smash Bros.
"You Destroyed the entire Planet. Now it can't be sold" was she referencing Frieza
or any alien story really
Dragon ball reference?!
Frieza: Damn you, you flithy human i was going to buy that planet and then maybe slaughter all of the locals
How are we going to have Frieza Day now?
She's talking to Zerg invading planets since Protoss and Terran fucked themselves
It's the things like this that make Blazblue such a treasure in my life as a fighting game fan.
1:05:06-1:05:16 The delicious irony of this line coming out of ENG Kokonoe is *astounding.*
0:00 Good guy
5:59 Ice man
10:36 Lacking lady
17:03 Evil bunny lady
23:05 Tao is Taokaka, mew! I came from over there!
28:23 Big guy
32:15 Boobie lady
40:02 Squiggly
45:23 Scruffy man
48:56 Shorty
53:29 Mask man
56:57 Flappy thingy
1:00:48 Eye lady
1:06:25 Furry tail girl
1:11:07 Dog person
1:17:26 Bell person
1:23:17 Big fat fibber guy
1:28:10 Green guy
I always called Tsubaki "Red Lady" cos that's what Tao first called her in Tao's story
@@KeeperOfPoops Yeah, I usually say Eye Lady for Tsubaki and Red Lady for Izayoi.
The fact I know all of the nicknames and who its associated too..
thank u for the kakaese translation, i couldnt tell what those names were. like whats a rangna the blodge
Bell Person makes me want Sena employed at a Hotel an gradually over the hours Luna starts dinking around till a comical oopsie XD @@mirror2922
Now that I think of it, izayoi tsubaki is practically a sailor scout with a light saber. She even has the transformation and justice thing going on.
Funny, since Platinum is definitely an obvious reference to Magical Girl animes.
I saw it as a Zanpakuto.
The Blazblue community is in your debt.
Ah and, remember to make a backup just in case. These are bad times indeed.
Indeed. How have I've missed these videos.
Shinryu Hazama agreed
Me:
These character things and interactions are great but can't be put to better use than it is now.
Acme Arsenal:
Hold my discord comedy.
i t ' s z o n i n g t i m e b a b y
I see you are an otaku of culture.
Here ACMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Their recolored HMPK avatars are hilarious.
Help Me Professor Kokonoe, which also goes by the name The 4th Wall is Off on a Holiday.
Would “The 4th Wall got nuked so hard” work as well?
@@biggeek2256 Absolutely.
The voice acting is just AMAZING xD
agreed, I love Philece Sampler as Taokaka! such a shame she passed away in July at the age of 67, she was truly one of the best!
More fighting games need to do this.
I love how the Kokonoe and Tsubaki segment is just Julie Ann Taylor talking to herself
The Valk one has so much foreshadowing lol, little did people know Kokonoe was gonna be broken in the next game
1:15:53 Don't worry Koko you'll get your time to shine as a playable character later- besides you might not have a massive chest but you have adorable cat ears, not one but two cute tails, a rocking 10/10 ass and of course a personality that pulls everyone in like a black hole.
Yes I think science kitty is best girl
Oh she got her time... and all but broke the game with her release too with how Overpowered she was XD
@@taloscal And even in CF she's extremely good. Not top tier but undeniably high tier.
Wouldn't say it's 10/10
@@hifuu1383 She's honestly top 10 imo. It's all fun and games until she wins neutral once and puts you in the corner
1:04:52 order sol's instakill feels like an astral finish.
Even In Other Series, Guilty Gear Is Everywhere
@@BardockSkywalker yes
Morbid World is fucking awesome
"El delfin esta en El jacuzi" yes, totes romantic
Very VERY romantic indeed
Indeed
7:10 Yeah Jin, listen to Tsubaki.
10:01 ayyy he said the title
41:30 how is this still relevant
It is trust me
If only BBTAG has this and Kokonoe will think about the game and all characters and 4th wall breaks.
For 50 characters, that would be hell for Julie-Ann.
@@ChiefMedicPururu sounds like a lot of money for Julie-Ann to me.
@@JameboHayabusa That's also a lot of job.
@@JameboHayabusa financially speaking is not really worth it though.
"... I'm not doing all these. She's not even in the game."
You are doing God's work.
59:47 i can' t get over this. she called ragna good looking. fanfic dreams are lines like that. and i guess kokonoe has a type
Maybe he just has a way to get the care of cats
Read BREAK BLUE STRAY CAT and the sequel you saw that as canon in your fanfic
@@desmondmalone438 I'm curious now, can I get a link for that?
I mean how would you explain Kokonoe wanting to take Ragna's INFERNAL DIVIDER in Rachel's gag reel
1:20:59 Trinity you have never mis-spoken so hard in your entire life.
Also, that stuff about Noel wondering who's going to save her is pretty ironic considering the fourth game.
what the hell you mean piss off if your dissing the Platinum family that family is my life I wanna hug them
@@senritsujumpsuit6021I wasn't. I meant that Trinity shouldn't have mentioned Jubei taking lots of care over them in front of Jubei's daughter that he barely took any care for at all.
@@theinternetshavecome1640 hehe good lol
though it's not much of a misspoke it's not like Jubei does a lot more for the others anyway some speculate it's roughly 1 to 2 years in main story
43:11 This better not awaken something in me.
Based on dialogue it was supposed to
I miss these so much 😭
Tager's Vacuum mouth makes me laugh way more than I should
i Wonder if Iron Tager's voice actor Jameson Price had to hold in his laughter while doing this part
@@widowmaker5544 He probably did
I wish something like this was in BBTAG.
I wish Kokonoe was in BBTAG, she would have had A LOT more snark
1:32:24 Ah. The Jesus Kick.
You know, when Gii and Tager says something like that it’s like Kokonoe and Rachel can actually kill you, right?
Love how Platinum's dub goes offscript
That duo should never have a script they just do them an I smile
we need more of this group of 4
I've never looked at these the same way ever again without thinking of Acme Arsenal
Noel: In spain they say"El delfin esta en el jacuzzi"
Spanish speakers: the f**k she's taking about!?
Yo no entendí xD
Dolphins are in the jacuzzi. Easy to get
1:09:55 kokonoe is jealous of her mother's mammary?
Nine could give Mai Shiranui a run for her money
John Stark indeed
Well, Nine's mammary was.....damn, those are huge
Mikael Hoxo Jubei a lucky one also being a cat since...you know...
preeeeeetty much if kokonoe figures about shapeshift magic she would be stacked big time
1:15:19-1:17:24 Honestly, my favourite moment of this video
1:09:21 oh my god they went there
Oh damn, they indeed drawn a concept of characters bosom in comparsion lol.
I like how Tsubaki made a real quick reference to Order Sol from guilty gear x2
0:13 greetings, lost children
11:01 I've been taking somewhere without light...the only thing it gives me hope...is Someday My Prince will come in spain 🇪🇸 they'll say el delfin esta el jacuzzi...
1:04:50 the joke is that Order Sol doesn’t have an install super, unlike every playable iteration of Sol Badguy.
no strive, sucks
When Kokonoe has a RUclips channel
That NEEDS to happen ASAP
Kokonoe's voice actress did great. Julie Ann Taylor is both very charismatic and talented. She has also voiced Bellows in the Suisei no Gargantia anime, my favorite heroine from that show.
Noel, why is a dolphin in a jacuzzi?
Follow up question: How did a Dolphin get INTO the Jacuzzi?!
@@biggeek2256 fair questions
Kokonoe I love you.
Teabagging rachel
Kokonoe's voice carries the dub
edit: also, what the fuck is up with Kokonoe saying you can't teabag in this game? That's pretty blatantly false
Where is that moment?
@@onekarodriguez3134 17:59
You know I didn't understand why Noel at the end said that to Kokonoe or why Kokonoe was so pissed at Noel. After a while I saw the girls that Noel said she was the odd one out and then I saw Kokonoe and Noel in non chibi form. Now I think I understand.
Bust size comparisons.
Noel has a flat bust size but Kokonoe’s is smaller. Kokonoe shoved Noel out of jealousy.
@@mystery8820 According to the chart in Makoto's section Kokonoe's is slightly bigger, but that's not really saying much
@@the_supern0va238and I think her mom is canonically the “biggest” in all of BlazBlue. Bigger than Litchi, even.
@@paperluigi6132 We have no confirmation of that. Litchi is confirmed to be the biggest in official sources but those all came pre-CF. We don't know where exactly Nine, Es, and Izanami land on the list, though I'd definitely estimate that Nine is the biggest and Es is probably in top 4
1:24:29 Nope, that’s Hakumen
It as ragna calls him "Masked Bitch"
Hakumen: how could i make an incorrect choice?
Kokonoe: well you did get the bad ending
Hakumen: (counters with Kokonoe's ip)
Kokonoe: (using her discord skills she also shows Hakumen's ip as well)
Both end up incriminating each other with child p(redacted) in an attempt to get the other arrested. They both get arrested.
WHAT
blazblue writing is peak fr
10:55 - 12:10 Alright, fess up! Who been making Noel watch Disney movies?
Probably either Tsubaki OR Makoto
Honestly? She would accidently stumble upon one herself, maybe Snow White.
She then proceeded to go through EVERY Disney princess movie.
Evidently Ragna has th scent that makes cats say: This is friend.
Taokaka with a normal voice is scary.
Yeah. TERRIFYING
She sounded exactly like Torakaka... Just doesn't fit Taokaka sadly
@@midenarithmos9200 Not really, Torakaka has a different VA.
@@ChiefMedicPururu I guess what I mean is Her speech. The way She talks normally is the same as Torakaka is what I'm getting out of it
agreed, Philece Sampler has such a versatile voice, she's probably one of my favorite voice actresses from Texas
You know, I think Lambda's would be cooler if Nu showed up alongside her in her gag reel personality.
Well she was dead at the time though
@@cinder_katt but the laws of logic don t work in kokonoe's place.
@@returnedtomonkey8886 Or Noel's gag reel because Nu was there.
@@returnedtomonkey8886 Terumi was ripped out of Hazama, but he still showed up in Hazama’s body. By that logic, Nu should be separate from Lambda, or be speaking through Lambda like after getting killed by Terumi.
Blazblue lore being very confusing honestly is worth it just for these.
9:30
Poor Ragna.
these always lighten me up after i fuck up.
This made me realise relius is the best character.
You've done a great service.
1:04:46 guilty gear reference
"El delfín està en el Jacuzzi"
Lambda: It's in........ the walls.
Kokonoe: Wait what?
Lambda: IT'S IN THE GOD DAMN WAAAALLLLLLSS
I just got here. Tager looking hella cool
Damn Tao you didn't have to do her like that
Jin maybe a little odd BlazBlue cross tag battle him and ragno worked well together really well together
Kokonoe and Rachel bring up tbagging i laughed hearing this
brb becoming a kokonoe main
Tao gaining momentary sentience was prob the funniest bit of this whole gag series
8:34 I can tell jin is on some wierd shit😂😂
Maybe it's drinking milk tht makes em grow kokonoe well I wonder tht to anime pokes fun at joke a lot
Devaughn Johnson makotos is my favourite too
18:04
Uh...yes you can technically
1:19:42
BASED PLATINUM
this statement is true Sena an Luna know how bullshit the world they exist in is
Litchi's part is hella funny. It cracks me up still. Wish Arakune sounds like that at Central Fiction bcuz there is no eng dubb. Beautiful Arakune and Robo Arakune is a better of Arakune.
Tager sounds like Sojiro Sakura
Same voice actor
It's because they're both voiced by Jamieson Price.
hoo boy
Noel just casually tellling Kokonoe she's flat chested
Or just people asking her ABOUT her flat chest
44:35 I am extremely uncomfortable
*checks the timestamp*
SHIT!! BAD IDEA!
@@GMdelsXT9 Same!
Frick everything jin says to ragna can and will be put out of context. Especially because jin has some AHEM… « socially unacceptable » feelings for his brother.
Why aren't these gag reels the actual story scenes of anime games? XD
Is it me or jin has a brother complex
You think?
57:47 I'm gonna draw that.
40:40 Passé
Nice french, Arakune
Epic
Kokonoe is gonna be me in like a decade.
In my humble opinion, Hakumen and Makoto had the funniest segments.
Handsome arakune! and MAIDGER!
It'd be cool if Jen like wasn't so I think most BlazBlue fans know what I mean cuz I think him and Ragnar would make a great team if Jen wasn't so odd
Isn't there one where her dad comes in and she gets all pissed?
18:04 I mean.. she’s right and wrong at the same time
26:00 Da heck
1:32:19 They knew what they were doing
Tsukihime reference