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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 13 тыс.

  • @oxksie
    @oxksie 5 лет назад +25127

    They all sound like they’re trying to hit a word count for an essay

  • @milkyway6812
    @milkyway6812 4 года назад +23164

    "this video is sponsored by coldest"
    Coldest: *whistle notes that even Ariana can't hit*

    • @DRXSSYOUUP
      @DRXSSYOUUP 4 года назад +427

      notes even higher than Mariahs imagine being that iconic of a Whistler 😍😍

    • @magn_oliaa
      @magn_oliaa 4 года назад +137

      I deadass laughed at this for a solid minute-💀

    • @irinafms
      @irinafms 4 года назад +67

      You mean Mariah in her prime, Ariana's good but she just doesn't compare

    • @cupidream9702
      @cupidream9702 4 года назад +67

      irinafms omg just take the joke no need to bring Mariah into this 💀

    • @mgsgamer8340
      @mgsgamer8340 4 года назад +6

      YUHHHHHHHHHH

  • @amerlad
    @amerlad 3 года назад +12091

    fun fact: the bottle squeals only when its disgusted by the drinker's mouth.

    • @only1613
      @only1613 3 года назад +344

      Or it tells everyone in the vicinity that you are drinking water idk

    • @cuso4blue
      @cuso4blue 3 года назад +355

      it's like a cry for help that look, I'm in some random hooman's mouth, get me outta here pls

    • @random_meta
      @random_meta 3 года назад +9

      lmao

    • @rebeccaspratling2865
      @rebeccaspratling2865 3 года назад +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @loujainehellali6883
      @loujainehellali6883 3 года назад +28

      Or when she senses that the drinker is virgin.

  • @audriiiiii
    @audriiiiii 4 года назад +16246

    when he said "shhh" to the waterbottle AHBIFEBIDH

    • @amanatrai2248
      @amanatrai2248 4 года назад +97

      IKKKKK II CRRIIEEEDDS

    • @chellymurphy
      @chellymurphy 4 года назад +123

      Ikr 😂 even they were surprised lmao

    • @MichaelJ44
      @MichaelJ44 4 года назад +84

      The person who made this complication deserves a reward.
      “How convenient”
      “Oh, a new sound” 😂😂 Dry Humour at perfection

    • @gangwarilydrummond
      @gangwarilydrummond 4 года назад +19

      0:50

    • @aiqau4419
      @aiqau4419 4 года назад +5

      IKR IM CRYINGGG

  • @evrsincee
    @evrsincee 4 года назад +45060

    “This video is sponsored by coldest”
    Coldest: EEEEE

    • @peachchim113
      @peachchim113 4 года назад +636

      U CRACKED ME OMG LMAOOOOO

    • @evgenykureyko1221
      @evgenykureyko1221 4 года назад +284

      Me tooo, cant stop laughing 😭😭

    • @oop4993
      @oop4993 4 года назад +249

      LMAO WHILE I READING THIS COMMENT, I WAS AT THE PART WHERE NIK WAS DRINKING FROM HIS COLDEST BOTTLE-

    • @lizabee
      @lizabee 4 года назад +312

      For real imagine your water screaming at you every time you drank 😭😭😭

    • @ronafriat
      @ronafriat 4 года назад +51

      NOOOOO OMG 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @lucija5354
    @lucija5354 5 лет назад +41334

    That first girl looks like she’s being held hostage by that company

  • @opedromagico
    @opedromagico 3 года назад +40253

    I legit thought the first girl was being sarcastic or doing a sketch.

    • @smsmsmsmsmsm
      @smsmsmsmsmsm 3 года назад +2722

      Nah that’s just marina Joyce lmao... she had so many conspiracy videos a few years back ahah

    • @Pikachu-qr4yb
      @Pikachu-qr4yb 3 года назад +2892

      @@smsmsmsmsmsm her facial expressions are a conspiracy theory

    • @amy_marjani0324
      @amy_marjani0324 3 года назад +330

      Skit not sketch

    • @stephanie2061
      @stephanie2061 3 года назад +520

      she been through it a little probably , poor baby . hope shes good

    • @schlongersaurus
      @schlongersaurus 3 года назад +84

      @@amy_marjani0324 what's the difference

  • @luvs4sh
    @luvs4sh 4 года назад +6576

    the first girl was like “i better get paid double”

    • @purplellama4174
      @purplellama4174 4 года назад +31

      Try searching Marina Joyce

    • @mrselfdestruct7605
      @mrselfdestruct7605 4 года назад +75

      @@purplellama4174 the hostage conspiracy that was proven false doesn't really negate this guy's comment

    • @mei5957
      @mei5957 4 года назад +7

      Aww ur pfp 🥺

    • @jezebel574
      @jezebel574 4 года назад +2

      @@mei5957 awe your profile 😏

    • @mei5957
      @mei5957 4 года назад

      @@jezebel574 hehe

  • @pocketrocket00
    @pocketrocket00 4 года назад +28659

    “I love a little blanket for my neck” ... a scarf?

  • @hopeschannel
    @hopeschannel 5 лет назад +17499

    imagine taking out your coldest water bottle in the middle of a test and just hearing a LOUD ASS WHISTLE

    • @Bl0dyGore
      @Bl0dyGore 5 лет назад +304

      I'd feel bad for that person

    • @eggyes3340
      @eggyes3340 4 года назад +77

      That’s happened to my friend before but not with that same water bottle brand

    • @Demons972
      @Demons972 4 года назад +32

      *Pumped up kicks starts playing*

    • @noyes1973
      @noyes1973 4 года назад +5

      hope that happens with my simple modern waterbottle all the time in the middle of class

    • @CODA96
      @CODA96 4 года назад +1

      Cant imagine since im not in school anymore, but i guess it would be awkward.

  • @boomikamuraliii
    @boomikamuraliii 4 года назад +4408

    The coldest water bottles were literally made for ATHLETES idek wtf they were thinking about sponsoring mukbangers💀💀

    • @danim9780
      @danim9780 4 года назад +182

      The literal opposite

    • @MrKrypt
      @MrKrypt 4 года назад +641

      Do you ever stop somewhere to drink your water after a nice run and then the water bottle just goes eeeeee

    • @xox_teamp2289
      @xox_teamp2289 4 года назад +9

      @smarts tru doe

    • @kelle494
      @kelle494 4 года назад +14

      smarts you have smarts

    • @YuiFunami
      @YuiFunami 4 года назад +4

      bc these gluttons probably get more views than athlete channels

  • @ameliorated
    @ameliorated 3 года назад +7151

    I love how that third person said she loved the bottle but then was surprised by the noise, never used it before clearly

    • @MarioMVasilev
      @MarioMVasilev 3 года назад +267

      she also said they just gave it to her

    • @cherrypeach2
      @cherrypeach2 3 года назад +75

      I think she meant as in, how it looks

    • @Truecrimeresearcher224
      @Truecrimeresearcher224 2 года назад +3

      @@MarioMVasilev when there was one already in the shot

    • @Truecrimeresearcher224
      @Truecrimeresearcher224 2 года назад +19

      In her defense most water bottles don't whistle unless there is a problem with the straw

    • @ameliorated
      @ameliorated 2 года назад +3

      @@Truecrimeresearcher224 but you'd know if there was an issue if you used it enough to love it right ?

  • @orchidforpresident
    @orchidforpresident 4 года назад +54308

    Hats off to The Coldest for designing the world’s first water bottle that doubles as a rape whistle.

    • @rynsaccount
      @rynsaccount 4 года назад +2960

      me what a unique product!!

    • @1sonia
      @1sonia 4 года назад +237

      Lol

    • @Noone-mf9sx
      @Noone-mf9sx 4 года назад +4403

      me: *getting dragged away by a strange person* wait can i drink a bit of water first?

    • @flour5070
      @flour5070 4 года назад +162

      HAHAHAH

    • @TwelvetreeZ
      @TwelvetreeZ 4 года назад +436

      Multifunctional!

  • @vannahgrace8939
    @vannahgrace8939 5 лет назад +13749

    no one:
    the first girl: T H I S I S S O F U N

    • @aliceanderson483
      @aliceanderson483 5 лет назад +124

      It was like she was held at gun point

    • @cordeliacarstairs2796
      @cordeliacarstairs2796 5 лет назад +87

      Isn't that Marina Joyce 😂

    • @vannahgrace8939
      @vannahgrace8939 5 лет назад +8

      round chicken i think so..😭😭

    • @mat4156
      @mat4156 5 лет назад +22

      She is Marina joyce do u remember her?

    • @vannahgrace8939
      @vannahgrace8939 5 лет назад +17

      Matilde Henriques ofc i do. remember when everyone thought she was being kidnapped 😭

  • @sereneaura9924
    @sereneaura9924 5 лет назад +9126

    No one:
    Marina: “I love this so much! This is so much fun!” *Smiles nervously*

    • @riley-xq6fc
      @riley-xq6fc 5 лет назад +192

      the company of the brushes are holding her hostage

    •  5 лет назад +82

      Wow, so it really is her, i thought it looked like her but she looks really different than last time i saw her around the alien cult new age whatever thing lmao what happened?

    • @kimmytaehyungiee517
      @kimmytaehyungiee517 5 лет назад +11

      What happened to her nose?

    • @sdoaiza
      @sdoaiza 5 лет назад +5

      @ yeah her eyes look... smaller?

  • @opedromagico
    @opedromagico 3 года назад +21783

    COLDEST WHISTLE ®

  • @galaxygamer1499
    @galaxygamer1499 4 года назад +6905

    “I love a blanket for my neck”
    👁 👄 👁
    *its called a scarf*

  • @slaymemoonbyul4361
    @slaymemoonbyul4361 5 лет назад +30180

    Imagine trying to drink water at the library and it just goes *SCREEEE*

    • @user-cm6vx4im2s
      @user-cm6vx4im2s 5 лет назад +168

      Slay me Moonbyul your profile pic is GOLD

    • @cassxgn6862
      @cassxgn6862 5 лет назад +60

      i am reminded of solar's dolphin laugh-

    • @cassxgn6862
      @cassxgn6862 5 лет назад +9

      @Moonbyul Kimie HONEY it's solar who has that laughhh

    • @shrutis
      @shrutis 5 лет назад +2

      @@cassxgn6862 I KNOW RIGHT?!?

    • @streamgirlsnight
      @streamgirlsnight 5 лет назад +5

      MAMAMOoOOOOoO

  • @camille6873
    @camille6873 4 года назад +14049

    Trisha Paytas explaining the circle necklace is the deepest, most profound thing I ever watched. Wow.

  • @thepowerlies
    @thepowerlies 3 года назад +11162

    The first girl actually seems like she is mocking the product rather than advertising it

    • @trishmagenta883
      @trishmagenta883 3 года назад +408

      She's just a weirdo

    • @ih7048
      @ih7048 3 года назад +647

      As a weirdo we don't claim her

    • @trishmagenta883
      @trishmagenta883 3 года назад +87

      @@ih7048 She's a different kind of weirdo. She's a psycho weirdo lol

    • @ggb123_17
      @ggb123_17 3 года назад +258

      Either that or she's trying really hard to be exciting but it isn't working

    • @luna-il2pw
      @luna-il2pw 3 года назад +870

      @@ggb123_17 yall are clearly too young to remember marina joyce when a whole conspiracy theory around her blew up years ago....

  • @softerhaze
    @softerhaze 5 лет назад +20852

    What instrument do u play?
    Me: oh, um, the coldest water bottle

  • @pussydestroyer888
    @pussydestroyer888 4 года назад +9555

    Waterbottle: hisses
    Nikacado avatrash: hisses back

    • @giuliad223
      @giuliad223 4 года назад +105

      This cracked me up

    • @MagicUnicrnYT
      @MagicUnicrnYT 4 года назад +4

      XD

    • @lily.9280
      @lily.9280 4 года назад +4

      Lmaooo

    • @bellecwy
      @bellecwy 3 года назад +4

      💀💀💀

    • @az6604
      @az6604 3 года назад +13

      hey. ur joke's funny, u consider nick trash, ur an army, i hear ur username as jin says it
      What else can I ask for???

  • @galaxy_chan9961
    @galaxy_chan9961 4 года назад +53273

    Imagine drinking the coldest water bottle in the middle of a quiet school test

    • @user-bb9qt8mi8p
      @user-bb9qt8mi8p 4 года назад +800

      LMAOOO

    • @jou.z7952
      @jou.z7952 4 года назад +1845

      My worst nightmare 💀💀

    • @nadwieee
      @nadwieee 4 года назад +3191

      everything was quiet. For oh so long. In the middle of my final exam, I heard a scream, a cry or shrill of an existential shriek of sadness and pure power. I turned back, and so did the rest of the class. I saw stupid jimmy drinking from a flask with bold words that read cOlDeST WaTeR bOtTlE and I never in my life wanted to cry from confusion and fear. The coldest water bottle, my enemy.

    • @jou.z7952
      @jou.z7952 4 года назад +411

      @@nadwieee OSISJWJJSJSSJJXHSUAUWJSJSKSKSJNSSJSJJSJSJSJSJSJSJSJSJSJSJSJWJNWSHSYAHSHSJSJS AMEN TO THAT SIS💀💀💀💀

    • @Orxy
      @Orxy 4 года назад +340

      PLSSSSSSS NOW I WANT TO BUY THE COLDEST WATER

  • @davidkonevky7372
    @davidkonevky7372 3 года назад +6599

    The water bottle hitting notes higher than Ariana Grande

  • @lily.9280
    @lily.9280 4 года назад +25644

    "I love a little blanket for my neck"
    A scarf, Trisha..
    It's called a scarf-

    • @yonsubae
      @yonsubae 4 года назад +124

      😭😭

    • @kenadielise7780
      @kenadielise7780 4 года назад +720

      I died at that lemme go buy some neck blankets

    • @Pikelet12
      @Pikelet12 4 года назад +277

      To be fair, it’s a big fucking scarf

    • @aaliyah1191
      @aaliyah1191 4 года назад +196

      @@Pikelet12 nonetheless, still a scarf

    • @helenh4867
      @helenh4867 4 года назад +6

      😂😂😂

  • @phatasticmeemo
    @phatasticmeemo 4 года назад +7579

    These are almost as bad as those commercials with celebrities advertising for mobile games.

    • @rickysengupta6446
      @rickysengupta6446 4 года назад +223

      wOw I cAn pLaY MuLtIpLaYeR
      DoWnLoAd LoRdS MoBiLe

    • @ddvroyale
      @ddvroyale 4 года назад +11

      @@rickysengupta6446 omg excactly

    • @angelogregorio2475
      @angelogregorio2475 4 года назад +97

      Coin Master?

    • @angelogregorio2475
      @angelogregorio2475 4 года назад +44

      lmao they rlly out here thinking people make coin master a bonding activity, like its legit a mobile game

    • @novaexx6587
      @novaexx6587 4 года назад +21

      I'm getting AFK arena so much during these last few days.. >.> especially one with a girl that fake yells "OMGG it is sooo cuuuuuuuute" while customizing the character XD

  • @AmericanPie72
    @AmericanPie72 5 лет назад +5388

    Teacher: what instrument do you play?
    Nick: The coldest water bottle

  • @opedromagico
    @opedromagico 3 года назад +5558

    *"Infinity and never-ending, I feel that should be everything in life."*
    and I thought I had problems dealing with loss

  • @lvri5535
    @lvri5535 4 года назад +43319

    who tf would want a bottle that goes *sQUeeE* everytime you sip it

    • @Rrougenoir
      @Rrougenoir 4 года назад +3286

      Honestly my dumbass would love that

    • @ANNA-fg3rz
      @ANNA-fg3rz 4 года назад +1059

      •Fuzzy beautiful sunshine nugget• same 😂😂 it would provide entertainment

    • @thebaIding
      @thebaIding 4 года назад +1001

      Why wouldn't you? You can play a song while drinking water.

    • @diyaganapathy155
      @diyaganapathy155 4 года назад +347

      the girl in the dork diaries

    • @alexandriaj6315
      @alexandriaj6315 4 года назад +20

      💀💀💀

  • @laineyreese7613
    @laineyreese7613 4 года назад +8441

    imagine this; it's like 3 in the morning, everyone in your home is asleep, you reach for your water bottle and take a nice *SCREAMING* long *SCREAMING* drink *SCREAMING* thereby waking everyone up all because you were thirsty. no thanks nick

    • @sluvvr
      @sluvvr 4 года назад +8

      Hahaha

    • @beyoncebop198
      @beyoncebop198 4 года назад +1

      so funnt

    • @e13r97
      @e13r97 4 года назад +1

      @@beyoncebop198 *funny

    • @e13r97
      @e13r97 4 года назад

      @@beyoncebop198 lol

    • @beyoncebop198
      @beyoncebop198 4 года назад +2

      @@e13r97 do you want a cookie?

  • @LaPupettamoretta
    @LaPupettamoretta 5 лет назад +3048

    "BLANKET FOR MY NECK"
    I've been using the word SCARF the wrong way my entire life.

    • @PO1S0N-1
      @PO1S0N-1 5 лет назад +9

      Lmao

    • @CornishClan
      @CornishClan 5 лет назад +11

      Literally came to the comment section for this!! 😂 😂

    • @megr86
      @megr86 5 лет назад +6

      THIS HAD ME ROLLING! Hahahaha🤣

    • @ripopperz2916
      @ripopperz2916 5 лет назад +9

      What neck?

    • @empressofslavs8783
      @empressofslavs8783 5 лет назад +1

      Sara Bloody she said shawl in the beginning

  • @SYocte
    @SYocte 3 года назад +1739

    “Coldest Waterbottle”
    *makes sounds like water getting boiled in a kettle*

  • @edgarrazo9681
    @edgarrazo9681 4 года назад +8978

    I'd be screaming like that bottle too if Nickocado touched me

  • @Emanymph
    @Emanymph 4 года назад +16991

    The first girl literally sounds like she’s reading a script

    • @ShawnFX
      @ShawnFX 4 года назад +313

      Looks like she got kidnapped AGAIN

    • @urgurljulesl9986
      @urgurljulesl9986 4 года назад +85

      Omg was that actually marina joyce holy I kept second guessing myself

    • @username888
      @username888 4 года назад +165

      im pretty sure she had a history with drugs and she’s schizophrenic so she talks like shes being held hostage

    • @nakamotorskrskrvroom8038
      @nakamotorskrskrvroom8038 4 года назад +41

      More like forgetting the speech you prepared for the class and trying to get through that 5 min limit

    • @jimb.errrrrr
      @jimb.errrrrr 4 года назад +3

      Love your profile pic! Toilet shitters unite!

  • @nzileawesomesause4065
    @nzileawesomesause4065 5 лет назад +10119

    "I love a little blanket for my neck!"
    Me: A sCaRf???,,,,

  • @bananache4793
    @bananache4793 3 года назад +531

    “this is the coldest water bottle!”
    the water bottle: 🚨🚨🚨

  • @lunaticdelrey5263
    @lunaticdelrey5263 5 лет назад +2872

    1965: *”there will be flying cars in 2019”*
    2019: * whistling water bottles *

    • @v_l_a_k6886
      @v_l_a_k6886 5 лет назад +6

      2 in 1

    • @Eli-in9bq
      @Eli-in9bq 5 лет назад +2

      There are flying cars already, be original..?

  • @dgjevukaj1887
    @dgjevukaj1887 5 лет назад +8437

    Why the coldest water bottle sound like iron man charging up his hand blasters?

  • @melamber2646
    @melamber2646 4 года назад +7675

    This makes me feel like The Coldest is a troll to show how sponsored people act when sponsored

    • @sejan8812
      @sejan8812 4 года назад +339

      Mel G loll. Like the time that guy sent influencers a “moon rock”

    • @Th3Siam
      @Th3Siam 4 года назад +17

      @@sejan8812 I remember that 😆😆😆

    • @0utrunner237
      @0utrunner237 4 года назад +24

      h0mie you might be on to something.
      I L L U M I N A T I confirmed.

    • @joseescobar2076
      @joseescobar2076 4 года назад +1

      .

    • @sevay
      @sevay 4 года назад +1

      RaDD C true 👁

  • @speaknowstan13
    @speaknowstan13 Год назад +156

    trisha explaining about circle is like when i'm writing nonsense in my essays to reach the word limit💀

    • @liddylou9912312342
      @liddylou9912312342 Год назад +1

      nah shes just done acid before so she knows the meaning of ouroboros

  • @user-sc9rb6ct6x
    @user-sc9rb6ct6x 5 лет назад +6361

    Scarf: *existing*
    Trisha: A lItTle bLanKeT FoR mY NeCk

    • @DzIsOne
      @DzIsOne 5 лет назад +111

      scarf: *aM i A jOkE tO yOu?*

    • @squishybee6333
      @squishybee6333 5 лет назад +5

      😂😂

    • @joelfernandez354
      @joelfernandez354 5 лет назад +2

      Literally not funny

    • @kyodkuzen
      @kyodkuzen 5 лет назад +4

      Joel Fernandez kind of is

    • @DzIsOne
      @DzIsOne 5 лет назад +2

      Joel Fernandez literally nobody asked you

  • @itslael472
    @itslael472 5 лет назад +2652

    Someone in band: do you play and instrument?
    Me: yes, it's the coldest

  • @bri-kt4ww
    @bri-kt4ww 5 лет назад +3312

    the first girls nose is literally an entire different color from her actual skin tone- i-

    • @itsyaboiblackdragon4958
      @itsyaboiblackdragon4958 5 лет назад +18

      I cannot unsee this now

    • @fartyfat6539
      @fartyfat6539 5 лет назад +3

      kinda like wario

    • @yammmit
      @yammmit 5 лет назад +4

      brianna “I-?” I think you forgot to finish your sentence.

    • @krstne444
      @krstne444 5 лет назад +10

      yammmit that‘s a reaction these days

    • @yammmit
      @yammmit 5 лет назад +10

      Kristine Wörner I’ve never seen that before. There are so many weird new trends I have no idea about, and most of them involve improper English.

  • @anchuto
    @anchuto 3 года назад +426

    I can’t believe I just willingly watched almost 4 minutes of ads.

  • @stockng1129
    @stockng1129 4 года назад +3690

    “so i’m just gonna be explaining a little about the brushes”
    *heeHEE*

    • @dearfeena
      @dearfeena 4 года назад +7

      its michael jackson heEheE

    • @makayla6956
      @makayla6956 4 года назад

      omg the suhyun pfp

  • @zz7733
    @zz7733 4 года назад +12540

    Necklace: ---O---
    Trisha: OMG! That is **ssstunning**

  • @adriannagallo4479
    @adriannagallo4479 5 лет назад +12508

    *Me in class having a lil drink of water*
    My Waterbottle: SCREEEEEEE

    • @ebee1249
      @ebee1249 5 лет назад +286

      Imagine sipping that in class. 😳

    • @jaimelee3295
      @jaimelee3295 5 лет назад +168

      I thought that was an edit😭

    • @artemis88899
      @artemis88899 5 лет назад +30

      @@jaimelee3295 at first I thought that too 😭

    • @jerrooccc
      @jerrooccc 5 лет назад +17

      AHGSSHSHSJSJSJS I LAUGHED TOO HARD OMGNFBRHBS

    • @thelatina9138
      @thelatina9138 5 лет назад +50

      My social anxiety: REEEEEE

  • @DJisAwesome
    @DJisAwesome 3 года назад +147

    The first girl is shouting because she's trying convince herself more than us that those brushes are sooooo great

  • @elena-wr8mc
    @elena-wr8mc 5 лет назад +18024

    the first girl looks like she’s being held captive

    • @Streifchen-fu9vj
      @Streifchen-fu9vj 5 лет назад +1103

      Elena Joo I thought we are over this 😂

    • @MiSSJUiCEBOXXLiVE
      @MiSSJUiCEBOXXLiVE 5 лет назад +989

      I mean.. it is Marina Joyce 🤣😂🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @sumayaali273
      @sumayaali273 5 лет назад +514

      @@Streifchen-fu9vj oh shit now I'm getting flashbacks of 2016(I think that's when it happend) but people thought she was kidnapped or something

    • @gabvomitoporraihul2265
      @gabvomitoporraihul2265 5 лет назад +352

      aw shit here we go again...

    • @RyderL2002
      @RyderL2002 5 лет назад +62

      Marina joyce was being held abductive by her boyfriend
      Dont r/wooosh me I know you're joking lol

  • @ewbabymochi3621
    @ewbabymochi3621 5 лет назад +15452

    coldest water bottle: SCREEEEEEECHHH
    mukbangers: 👁👄👁

    • @cheyenne2080
      @cheyenne2080 5 лет назад +493

      *"sHHhHH"*

    • @Sunnybias
      @Sunnybias 5 лет назад +144

      ewbabymochi this actually made me laugh out loud asfgjkhfhjk

    • @breana8764
      @breana8764 5 лет назад +124

      👁🕳👁

    • @st1nkydan
      @st1nkydan 5 лет назад +87

      almond 👁⭕️👁

    • @Jordan-gk9bm
      @Jordan-gk9bm 5 лет назад +63

      👁o👁

  • @helixtropium6269
    @helixtropium6269 5 лет назад +3683

    "Oh i love a little blanket for my neck"
    Isn't that just a scarf...

    • @luisevers9030
      @luisevers9030 5 лет назад +53

      black moon NOOO IT CALLED LITTLE BLANKET FOR NECK

    • @rxe997
      @rxe997 5 лет назад +19

      black moon Trisha’s an *intellectual*

    • @backy6943
      @backy6943 5 лет назад

      I think it is a blanket, she just put it around her neck and called a neck blanket 😂🤦‍♀️

  • @laureldreams
    @laureldreams 3 года назад +400

    You know you’re old when nobody knows Marina Joyce 😭

    • @h0rriphic
      @h0rriphic 3 года назад +37

      You know you’re even older when you didn’t remember you knew Marina Joyce until reading the above comment and remembering ya do.

    • @UwU-s3b
      @UwU-s3b 3 года назад +5

      Honestly I forgot her name 😭

    • @Cleanwhitebeige95
      @Cleanwhitebeige95 3 года назад +6

      She still does horrible and tacky make up whyyy

    • @laureldreams
      @laureldreams 3 года назад +22

      @@Cleanwhitebeige95 i reached the conclusion that she is just a really awkward person especially when she is on camera

    • @Llvargas57
      @Llvargas57 3 года назад +2

      @@h0rriphic when I saw her I thought “I know I know her but I don’t know her name” and then saw this comment and I was like yes right! Marina Joyce!

  • @wandercookie
    @wandercookie 3 года назад +34037

    The first one looked like a parody but wasn't..

  • @hanwriter
    @hanwriter 5 лет назад +13717

    marina, the first girl, *is definitely being held hostage* 💀💀💀

    • @jessie-in4lb
      @jessie-in4lb 5 лет назад +594

      hE tHiS iS sO fUn

    • @saskia1209
      @saskia1209 5 лет назад +15

      Wdym

    • @hanwriter
      @hanwriter 5 лет назад +256

      pineapple_ there's summ going around about her being held hostage. bcs I mean look at her antics? it's so... odd? the way she acts on camera that's like a robot and sometimes she'd ask her cameraman (which no one knows who) like "is this okay?". idk man go watch her and see yourself. it's marina joyce.

    • @zarya21
      @zarya21 5 лет назад +140

      hanwriter she has issues obviously i don’t understand the whole hostage rumor because i noticed she’s not 100% and it shows she’s definitely not being held anywhere she just has some loose screws 👀

    • @hazel3390
      @hazel3390 5 лет назад +56

      hanwriter this was going around years ago. its probably drugs or mental illness

  • @angi3MMm
    @angi3MMm 5 лет назад +5232

    Mukbangers: I love asmr and sponsorships!
    Screechy ass coldest water bottle: *im about to ruin this mans whole career*

  • @spaaciee6494
    @spaaciee6494 3 года назад +256

    TRISHA SAYING “I ALWAYS WONDERED IF LOBSTER WAS VEGAN” SEENNTT ME

  • @LurkingSpider420
    @LurkingSpider420 4 года назад +6344

    “Blanket for my neck”
    “I always wonder if lobster is vegan”
    “I love circles they make me so happy”
    I just.. I have no words.

    • @nino1397
      @nino1397 4 года назад +178

      Dont do drugs

    • @hayleymailman5149
      @hayleymailman5149 4 года назад +52

      @@nino1397 good advice

    • @samuellesenat8897
      @samuellesenat8897 4 года назад +41

      Daniel Mapache everything she says is just memeable

    • @ibeliiagurl7998
      @ibeliiagurl7998 4 года назад +2

      Samuelle Senat I mean your not wrong……

    • @samuellesenat8897
      @samuellesenat8897 4 года назад +2

      Ibeliia gurl welllll a little blanket for my neck was just one example we could go more into detail

  • @lukegerr
    @lukegerr 4 года назад +27129

    the water bottle company offered me debatably the worst deal I’ve ever seen lol

    • @noobcoverssauceage2923
      @noobcoverssauceage2923 4 года назад +1577

      Lol, I knew something's wrong when it made that sound😂😂😂💀

    • @shawcremeans1773
      @shawcremeans1773 4 года назад +367

      how much did they offer?

    • @pyromaniacalmagpie3198
      @pyromaniacalmagpie3198 3 года назад +2343

      "we'll give you .. a free water bottle."

    • @user-ct6rk9zq6h
      @user-ct6rk9zq6h 3 года назад +219

      @@pyromaniacalmagpie3198 *oh* great deal, eh?

    • @notdhruvv
      @notdhruvv 3 года назад +179

      glad or else you'd end up in this video 😂

  • @summyrfalcss9013
    @summyrfalcss9013 5 лет назад +9467

    Imagine being in an exam or lecture and you get thirsty and your class just hears
    *SCrEaChHhshthhew*

    • @bryansil7903
      @bryansil7903 5 лет назад +606

      Id do it on purpose. With a straight face and cold hard eye contact with my professor

    • @kikilo9647
      @kikilo9647 5 лет назад +81

      @@bryansil7903 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I cannot breath

    • @spookyho5994
      @spookyho5994 5 лет назад +9

      Bryan Silva 😂lmao

    • @bubblypisces5807
      @bubblypisces5807 5 лет назад +48

      I just let out the ugliest laugh lmaooo 😂

    • @cherrie_soduhhh
      @cherrie_soduhhh 5 лет назад

      Sub to pewdiepie or your gay I actually think I want it just because of that 😂

  • @jacksond7956
    @jacksond7956 3 года назад +128

    “Beautiful eye brightener!” *hovers it across face* “I love this”

  • @morkolee
    @morkolee 4 года назад +9021

    me, trying to be quiet during class while people are doing work:
    me, is thirsty:
    me, grabs my water bottle:
    in my head: don’t make any sound
    water bottle: *RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

    • @shohongyok7290
      @shohongyok7290 4 года назад +19

      mork kono dio da

    • @erum7745
      @erum7745 4 года назад +24

      mork MARK AYO JOP JOPPING

    • @morkolee
      @morkolee 4 года назад +70

      Uh, you think ya big boi, throwing three stacks
      I'ma show you how to ball, you a mismatch
      Opinionated but I'm always spitting straight facts
      Throwback, I might throw this on an eight track

    • @chrolloskneecaps8802
      @chrolloskneecaps8802 4 года назад

      @@morkolee nice rap
      Or did u copy it?

    • @morkolee
      @morkolee 4 года назад +13

      @cotton candy it’s from the song jopping by superm, i suggest you check it out ;)

  • @musicalman1995
    @musicalman1995 4 года назад +14449

    The Coldest looks like the worst product ever made. What a fail.

    • @bellmiokozlov2659
      @bellmiokozlov2659 4 года назад +211

      musicalman1995 It sounds so

    • @ainsliebruh
      @ainsliebruh 4 года назад +762

      my aunt has it. once she poured it into a glass for me and it’s the same temp as regular iced water. it’s so loud too..

    • @teencrisis4750
      @teencrisis4750 4 года назад +127

      ainxlie it’s just supposed to keep it could for a long time

    • @huckit9430
      @huckit9430 4 года назад +12

      ainxlie stupid idiot to keep it cold longer

    • @huckit9430
      @huckit9430 4 года назад +8

      Sheena JIANG I’d much rather go get a razor blade 🪒 no I don’t use It for shaving I use it for saving my self from the stress and tension

  • @Yeah0306
    @Yeah0306 5 лет назад +4923

    ok but trisha gives me ‘drunk aunt at the family bbq that lives in her car and puts vodka in her 2 month old mccafé cup’ vibes-
    just me? ok

  • @myatowavyy9929
    @myatowavyy9929 3 года назад +65

    First girl was legit scaring me of how much she loved them makeup brushes 😭😭😭

  • @leylahayden3887
    @leylahayden3887 5 лет назад +1796

    “Omg I love a little blanket for my neck”
    Also called: a scarf

    • @reyrey5259
      @reyrey5259 5 лет назад +2

      I jus got to that part and the fact that its Trisha😂

  • @miisterbrightside3803
    @miisterbrightside3803 4 года назад +24588

    It’s so funny how every single “coldest water bottle” makes that same sound. I’m no expert but how hard is it to make a normal water bottle.

    • @cmspeedrunner3733
      @cmspeedrunner3733 4 года назад +1300

      its a rape whistle

    • @lilydecker7629
      @lilydecker7629 4 года назад +342

      That’s what I was thinking

    • @ece9948
      @ece9948 4 года назад +33

      Cm News ??

    • @sc08t
      @sc08t 4 года назад +92

      @@cmspeedrunner3733 whats a rape whistle

    • @blankness8
      @blankness8 4 года назад +1027

      @@sc08t Pretty much what it sounds like. If you're in an uncomfortable situation (e.g...you think you're in danger of being sexually assaulted, I guess), you can blow it and it's just like a normal whistle. They're more common on university campuses, because there's usually someone else around who can come running

  • @meijimarts111
    @meijimarts111 4 года назад +8668

    Me: *drinks*
    The Coldest Water Bottle: Let me sing to you the song of my people

  • @krysiasiciarek5477
    @krysiasiciarek5477 3 года назад +74

    0:39 when she said this is so fun
    i felt that

  • @katie228_
    @katie228_ 4 года назад +3134

    No one:
    That kid with the coldest bottle in the middle of a test: *SqUeeE*

    • @kayholley
      @kayholley 4 года назад +15

      The answer to ur username: orr is itt?

    • @katie228_
      @katie228_ 4 года назад +5

      @@kayholley ayy

    • @eliomust_die
      @eliomust_die 4 года назад +3

      Ok, i didn't expected this but loved it anyways

    • @rhoannagoulding
      @rhoannagoulding 4 года назад +7

      sorry I have to say it TWO BANANAS FOR A POUND

    • @eliomust_die
      @eliomust_die 4 года назад +7

      @@rhoannagoulding thREE BANANAS FOR AN EUROOOOOO

  • @Goldenxbih
    @Goldenxbih 3 года назад +9463

    I love how when it makes noise they don’t address it 💀

    • @lunix3259
      @lunix3259 3 года назад +282

      SHHHH

    • @noneisallminussome371
      @noneisallminussome371 3 года назад +217

      If they address it, the sponsor goes

    • @flowersx7251
      @flowersx7251 3 года назад +104

      And whenever it makes less noise they just pretend like «oh, this is soo delicious, it has never been loud at all🥰🥳»

    • @doggoadexx2680
      @doggoadexx2680 2 года назад +42

      It’s sponsored, they have to like it.

    • @Amelia-pj6bm
      @Amelia-pj6bm 2 года назад +46

      I was thinking the same thing… 💀 Like so awkward how they just make a weird face, puts it down, drinks again and the same thing happens again. I was like “😬😬😬” 😂😭💀

  • @starofwockzz
    @starofwockzz 5 лет назад +9260

    Everyone: Scarf
    Literally Everyone:Scarf
    Trisha Paytas: blanket for my neck

    • @Pppp-yf4lj
      @Pppp-yf4lj 5 лет назад +112

      i want a noose around my neck

    • @Anne-xm9sf
      @Anne-xm9sf 5 лет назад +5

      It made me so angry, when she said That
      I can't ...

    • @c1nnamorollin
      @c1nnamorollin 5 лет назад +1

      Pp pp yikes

    • @jerboa4090
      @jerboa4090 5 лет назад +15

      @@Pppp-yf4lj hey can you like not please?

    • @winnermatt1180
      @winnermatt1180 5 лет назад +2

      I didn’t think scarf whoops

  • @notcomfortable_here
    @notcomfortable_here 3 года назад +149

    You could tell Marina has never used those brushes because once she DID, her makeup actually blended better. Actually makes me want to buy those brushes!

    • @eeveevlol
      @eeveevlol Год назад +1

      what’s her channel today

    • @ASadPigeon
      @ASadPigeon Год назад +1

      @@eeveevlol Marina Joyce

  • @MissTakenRandy
    @MissTakenRandy 5 лет назад +17120

    I don't want a water bottle that screams at me, thanks-

    • @CornishClan
      @CornishClan 5 лет назад +372

      MissTaken.Randy at least everyone will know when you’re drinking your water :)

    • @MissTakenRandy
      @MissTakenRandy 5 лет назад +88

      True but do they want to know? 😂

    • @soyleilue5927
      @soyleilue5927 5 лет назад +129

      Hydro flask owners are still tryna open their bottles HAHAHAHA

    • @janieceholmes
      @janieceholmes 5 лет назад +110

      MissTaken.Randy these idiot mukbangers put the straw in wrong, check the website on how to put it in right 💀.

    • @velysiaaav
      @velysiaaav 5 лет назад +15

      im fucking crying at this comment u made my day

  • @pendingdeletionduetocopyri4634
    @pendingdeletionduetocopyri4634 5 лет назад +3348

    No one:
    coldest water bottle: **sqUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE**

    • @d7k0t45
      @d7k0t45 5 лет назад +12

      Is it SSSSSSSSSsssssssqqqqqqqqqqquuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee or RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • @arii2058
    @arii2058 5 лет назад +30118

    nobody:
    the COLDEST water bottle: *EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKK*

  • @dingus1399
    @dingus1399 3 года назад +83

    god nick shushing the coldest water bottle is such a mood

  • @shartsicle
    @shartsicle 5 лет назад +5129

    coldest water bottle: *_EEEEEEEEEEEEEE_*

    • @lolita960
      @lolita960 5 лет назад +9

      dvmentedaudrxy you tried to hard with the Jesus part. Would have been actually funny had you left it out.

    • @shartsicle
      @shartsicle 5 лет назад +96

      @@lolita960 do i care? no. find another comment section to intoxicate. xoxo much love ❤

    • @whereis.mon.
      @whereis.mon. 5 лет назад +15

      LMFAO 💀💀

    • @nekura
      @nekura 5 лет назад +32

      @@lolita960 put the stick out of your ass

    • @AbianahTheGemini
      @AbianahTheGemini 5 лет назад +36

      @@shartsicle lmfao "Find another comment to intoxicate." 😂😔

  • @TheSapphireCat
    @TheSapphireCat 4 года назад +3330

    4 years later and Marina Joyce STILL looks like she's being held captive by someone

  • @shawdyluvsu7957
    @shawdyluvsu7957 5 лет назад +97483

    I don’t think the first girl will ever get a sponsor again

  • @parkyoonmin279
    @parkyoonmin279 3 года назад +61

    Imagine trying to sleep and you just hear
    Keeeeeeeeeeeeee
    And you realise it's actually just your roommate drinking water

    • @ololusername
      @ololusername 3 года назад

      im WHEEZINGGG SDKJFKDSJSKL

    • @blessmydemons
      @blessmydemons 3 года назад

      It gotta be a prank from the company, if not they seriously need to see what’s wrong lmaooo

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 4 года назад +15718

    At least you have one sponsor

    • @precious1430
      @precious1430 4 года назад +75

      R.i.p

    • @justineee8165
      @justineee8165 4 года назад +305

      U again

    • @jungkookjeon5749
      @jungkookjeon5749 4 года назад +383

      You have to be a bot at this point.

    • @vanhminglianitochhawng3209
      @vanhminglianitochhawng3209 4 года назад +148

      I think you're a bot tbh💀 i see you in another video talking bs and not even about the context of the video lmao

    • @RayMak
      @RayMak 4 года назад +176

      Vanhmingliani Tochhawng sometimes I do sound like one

  • @guiltygreenleaf5404
    @guiltygreenleaf5404 4 года назад +5551

    Its kinda sad that many people comment "the First girl is fake/ held hostage" little they don't know there was a whole Conspericy about her.

    • @astrahearts
      @astrahearts 4 года назад +68

      What's her name?

    • @guiltygreenleaf5404
      @guiltygreenleaf5404 4 года назад +137

      @@astrahearts Marina Joyce

    • @juliaaesthetic1161
      @juliaaesthetic1161 4 года назад +60

      GuiltyGreenLeaf ooh spill

    • @snipemic9879
      @snipemic9879 4 года назад +481

      @@juliaaesthetic1161 what?? it was everywhere. everyone thought she was being held hostage

    • @juliaaesthetic1161
      @juliaaesthetic1161 4 года назад +41

      TEMphrog wait was she one of the girls on tiktok who would just act weird

  • @deniboeva4066
    @deniboeva4066 4 года назад +3154

    Person: *Drinks water*
    The coldest water bottle: And the next song is caled "EEEEEEEEEEEEE"

    • @tim1366
      @tim1366 4 года назад +16

      Eerr

    • @virtualsuicide3305
      @virtualsuicide3305 4 года назад +13

      That’s what they used to make the song “the box”

    • @vida6521
      @vida6521 4 года назад +1

      Emery chamberlain be like

    • @CarolineAnn
      @CarolineAnn 4 года назад

      Deni Boeva i literally want to buy the water bottle just for the sound 😂

  • @mysafespace5773
    @mysafespace5773 3 года назад +86

    “Oh my god, it’s so SO cute!” Trish... it’s a plain, tiny, grey blanket -_-

    • @aeoligarlic4024
      @aeoligarlic4024 3 года назад +1

      You gotta act excited bc that's the only sponsor u got lol

  • @amandarose2091
    @amandarose2091 4 года назад +4958

    The coldest water bottle sponsors people that never get sponsors lol

    • @vin38
      @vin38 4 года назад +3

      @White Boy ignorant

    • @vin38
      @vin38 4 года назад +3

      @White Boy they could have an eating disorder for all u know

    • @venvvenus
      @venvvenus 4 года назад +6

      @White Boy damn you're not wrong but wow

    • @venvvenus
      @venvvenus 4 года назад

      @White Boy yea ik i was just saying

    • @XYKelseyyy
      @XYKelseyyy 4 года назад +2

      @@vin38 That's just stupid as fuck for you to say im sure youre like 12

  • @ellasmeiiy3075
    @ellasmeiiy3075 5 лет назад +14645

    the first girl made me embarrassed for her
    i’m crying

    • @dinosaursinloveeee
      @dinosaursinloveeee 5 лет назад +918

      I cringed from the second hand embarrassment over her clip. Yikes.

    • @jonassolivio5487
      @jonassolivio5487 5 лет назад +543

      Lol Marina Joyce?! She has always creeped me out.

    • @mmxxmxm
      @mmxxmxm 5 лет назад +61

      So lame lmaooo

    • @ellasmeiiy3075
      @ellasmeiiy3075 5 лет назад +88

      @@cheedarcheese5811 oh i didnt know sorry-

    • @yilina
      @yilina 5 лет назад +60

      she’s doing it on purpose so that people would watch her videos bc she’s weird

  • @Halbairn
    @Halbairn 5 лет назад +10859

    Water Bottle: *[Vietnam War Noises]*

  • @AfroTae
    @AfroTae Год назад +14

    omg this vid is such a throwback to creators lol

  • @amywang2097
    @amywang2097 5 лет назад +1521

    The first girl’s sponsor probably felt pity for her and decided to send her some brushes so she can blend that contour

    • @IsabellaaaRider
      @IsabellaaaRider 5 лет назад +126

      I was so shocked not more people pointed out her horrible makeup, probably would look ten times better without that junk. Looks so unnatural like how..

    • @rebeccaard1
      @rebeccaard1 5 лет назад +5

      Red nose

    • @vichayaouearrepan1602
      @vichayaouearrepan1602 5 лет назад +6

      Sis the brows😣😣

    • @floraostberg
      @floraostberg 5 лет назад

      i think it was supposed to be like that because she was gonna show people how they blended but honestly it looked kinda bad after blending too

  • @hannahsbeautycorner2002
    @hannahsbeautycorner2002 5 лет назад +8780

    imagine being in a absolute SILENT classroom and you want a drink...
    no one:
    not one person:
    CoLdEsT wAtEr:SCREEEEECH

  • @UgisBruklene
    @UgisBruklene 5 лет назад +11164

    Why I'm laughing so hard about the sound of the coldest bottle and also theire reaction

  • @kpopcraze-dom3131
    @kpopcraze-dom3131 3 года назад +24

    0:25 'I lOvE UsInG ThIs sO mUcH'
    I love her accent but at the same time its funny.

  • @cuchulain0337
    @cuchulain0337 4 года назад +2715

    You know you're doing something wrong when even Raid: Shadow Legend's won't sponsor you.

    • @seanortigoza3931
      @seanortigoza3931 4 года назад +35

      This should've been a highlighted comment.

    • @ktt7027
      @ktt7027 4 года назад +1

      HAHHAA

    • @kinorris1709
      @kinorris1709 4 года назад +73

      This comment is sponsored by RAID SHADOW LEGENDS.
      RAID SHADOW LEGENDS IS A MOBILE RPG THAT COULD RIVAL OLD LAST GEN GAMES AND HAS OVER 400 CHAMPIONS TO COLLECT, MOST OF WHICH ARE THE SAME BUT THE HIGHER TIER ONES HAVE BETTER ARMOR, BIGGER ABS, OR BIGGER BEWBS. THIS GAME HAS BOTTED RATINGS SO OBVIOUSLY NEARLY 5 STARS. IT PLAYS ITSELF WHEN YOU HOT THE LEVEL REQUIREMENTS SO YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TI PLAY. THE STORY IS GOOD BY MOBILE GAME SRANDARDS FROM 8 YEARS AGO, HERE IS A ROADMAP OF ALL THE UPDATES THAT WILL LIKELY NEVER LIVE UP TO THE HYPE THEY CLAIM TO GENERATE.
      MY FAVORITE HERO IS BEWB ARCHER LADY BECAUSE SHE IS AN ARCHER AND HAS BEWBS. SHE PLAYS EXACTLY THE SAME AS THE OTHER 90 ARCHERS, BUT IF YOU GAMERS WANT THE BEWBS, YOU GOTTA PAY FOR EM, AND WE ALL KNOW THAT GAMERS ARE RETARDED.
      YOU CAN CLICK ON THE LINK IN THE DESFRIOTION TO GET 100,000 SILVER (THE EQIVILANT OF NOT EVEN A FULL 10 DOLLERS) AND A FREE epic CHAMPION, BUT NOT ONE OF THE ONES THAT HAVE BEWBS OR ABS. BECAUSE YOU GOTTA PAY FOR THE GOOD SHIT LIKE IT'S ONLYFANS.
      I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY PLAYED THIS TRASH, SO HERE IS SOME PRERECORDED FOOTAGE THAT LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE HAS SHOWN ALREADY. DID I MENTION IT IS FREE? YES, WITH THE EXCEPTION OF PREDATORY MICROTRANSACTIONS AND A PREMIUM MEMBERSHIP THAT IS REQUIRED TO GET A DECENT AMLUNT OF REWARDS THROUGH ACTUALLY PLAYING, YOU DON'T HAVE TO PART WITH A SINGLE PENNY.
      ALSO, YOU WILL FIND MY BOT RUN PROFILE THAT THE DEVS MADE AND CONTROL AS THE LEADER OF A NEW CLAN ON THE GAME THAT IS TOTALLY ACTIVE AND NOT AT ALL A BUNCH OF BOTS IN THE CHAT SPAMMING DEAD MEMES.
      Money pls now plarium?

    • @CODA96
      @CODA96 4 года назад +20

      @@kinorris1709 Hahaha, nailed it all. Raid Shadow Legends Sponsor check:
      > Say you like the game without actually playing it
      > Say you like it despite you only like the money coming off of it
      > Lie about the positive reviews despite the game getting fake / good reviews from kids that dont know any better
      > Ignore the pay2win system and act like its a full blown AAA PC title.

  • @mimizu4296
    @mimizu4296 5 лет назад +4144

    Class: **qiuet**
    Me: takes out water bottle
    Water bottle: *ScREEEEQQQQUEUEUEEEEEEEE*
    Whole class: **stares**

    • @jessjarne6197
      @jessjarne6197 5 лет назад +7

      😂😂😂

    • @user-jz3qr7tt3v
      @user-jz3qr7tt3v 5 лет назад +13

      Is it bad That I liked my own comment? Quiet *

    • @heyitzbob9537
      @heyitzbob9537 5 лет назад +4

      Onesie shut up u just want attention

    • @bugzpudding
      @bugzpudding 5 лет назад

      That happened to me all the time.

    • @definitelynotlexi
      @definitelynotlexi 5 лет назад +5

      Is it bad That I liked my own comment? My bestfriends water bottle makes a dolphin noise 😂

  • @airsoftrandomness7318
    @airsoftrandomness7318 5 лет назад +7990

    *DID SHE JUST SAY BLANKET FOR MY NECK*

    • @MH-x
      @MH-x 5 лет назад +456

      sis has never heard of a scarf

    • @airsoftrandomness7318
      @airsoftrandomness7318 5 лет назад +57

      Apparently

    • @bootybee
      @bootybee 5 лет назад +5

      @@MH-x how?

    • @MH-x
      @MH-x 5 лет назад +60

      @@bootybee she says its a fucking blanket for her neck.... THEY'RE CALLED SCARVES THATS LITERALLY WHAT THEY ARE

    • @shanislost1
      @shanislost1 5 лет назад +4

      Airsoft Randomness
      Yes, she did.

  • @bozowald
    @bozowald 3 года назад +43

    I dont wanna sound like a beluga whale while I'm drinking water during the middle of a test.

    • @h0rriphic
      @h0rriphic 3 года назад +2

      🎵🎶…baAaby beluga iN thA dEEp Blue SEa, yA swIM so WILD and yA swIM so FRee…🎶🎵

  • @IDontLikeCantaloupe
    @IDontLikeCantaloupe 5 лет назад +3055

    Aw man just what I’ve always wanted! *A SCREAMING BOTTLE.*

    • @TheColdestWater
      @TheColdestWater 5 лет назад +32

      Hey all, the screech just means the air-valve is too tight. If yours does this just push the air valve down to loosen it gently from the top of lid and that noise will go away. (You'll only have to do this once and it should be fixed). We've adjusted the design for all future production as well.

    • @weirdstream9572
      @weirdstream9572 5 лет назад +24

      Man coldest water is here😂🤣

  • @avacambra5
    @avacambra5 5 лет назад +6276

    nobody:
    the first girl: 👁👄👁 hEhE¡

  • @fernettr
    @fernettr 5 лет назад +5975

    Me: um, may I drink water?
    teacher: sure. just don’t sip loudly.
    Me: *sweating furiously*

    • @Wdycit
      @Wdycit 5 лет назад +156

      The GalacticPerson
      **takes a smol sip of coldest water bottle**
      Water bottle: *UNHOLY REEEE OF THE CODLEST*

    • @kokokobe6739
      @kokokobe6739 5 лет назад +29

      “no one:
      no one:
      literally no one:
      you: teacher, can I drink from my own water bottle please ?”
      -me2019

    • @isobel7945
      @isobel7945 5 лет назад +4

      *SCrEeee*

    • @isobel7945
      @isobel7945 5 лет назад +1

      Cylexen lol 😂

    • @fernettr
      @fernettr 5 лет назад +7

      Cylexen
      1. Yes, in my school it’s a rule.
      2. _lIbRaRy_

  • @haniseokchan
    @haniseokchan 2 года назад +2

    The first girl looks like she's held at gunpoint-