Hamilton cabinet battle #1

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  • Опубликовано: 5 ноя 2024

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  • @Arthutstut641
    @Arthutstut641 2 года назад +2497

    I'm 110% convinced that political disputes should be discussed with Rap Battles from now on.

    • @sureindubitably3771
      @sureindubitably3771 2 года назад +111

      It would be less formal but it would be hella entertaining

    • @11MissingPhoenix
      @11MissingPhoenix 2 года назад +75

      *If that happened i would officially love politics ⭐*

    • @AdamArBast99
      @AdamArBast99 2 года назад +34

      wait.. they aren't? :(

    • @WulfieZi
      @WulfieZi 2 года назад +1

      Schmoyoho

    • @Gnome_Kat
      @Gnome_Kat 2 года назад +6

      Yes!

  • @binx414
    @binx414 3 года назад +2643

    Jefferson’s swag is unbelievably unbeatable

  • @guineapigsnthings
    @guineapigsnthings 3 года назад +2733

    "There are approximately 1010300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough together to properly explain how much I want to hit you with a chair."
    -Alexander Hamilton to Thomas Jefferson

    • @tonikola20
      @tonikola20 3 года назад +189

      Did he actually say this? Why was this never in the play? It would’ve been GOLDEN 🤣

    • @Papr
      @Papr 3 года назад +57

      @@tonikola20 a g r e e d

    • @Lily-sn4wz
      @Lily-sn4wz 3 года назад +138

      lol I had to do this thing for history where I dressed as a historical character and basically teach people about that person. I was Thomas Jefferson and my friend was alexander Hamilton. I told him that Hamilton said that bc I already knew and he was all like “really?!” And laughed. Lol

    • @guineapigsnthings
      @guineapigsnthings 3 года назад +42

      @@tonikola20 Yep. I think Lin just never found it.

    • @guineapigsnthings
      @guineapigsnthings 3 года назад +9

      @@Lily-sn4wz LOL

  • @dragonmb7
    @dragonmb7 3 года назад +1915

    I like how Jefferson looks very impressed and respectful of Hamilton when Hamilton starts his response, but as it continues, he gets more and more pissed and hating.

    • @TheGrumbliestPuppy
      @TheGrumbliestPuppy 3 года назад +95

      Yeah, his ego can't take it. Hot shots rarely can.

    • @Phyrre56
      @Phyrre56 3 года назад +192

      Jefferson likes it when Hamilton is attacking him instead of the argument; he knows that's no way to win a debate. He starts to get upset when Hamilton says "The Union gets a boost, you'd rather give it a sedative" because now Hamilton is making a real argument. Then Hamilton makes it about slavery and Jefferson gets mad because he knows that's a great way to reframe the issue in Hamilton's favor, and by the end Jefferson gets confrontational because he got out-debated.
      It's good character work because Jefferson is so confident in himself, he doesn't care if you attack him personally. But he does care about losing the debate.

    • @placeholderblankspace
      @placeholderblankspace 3 года назад +20

      Meanwhile Hamilton is just prancing around

    • @junkonatsumizaka5149
      @junkonatsumizaka5149 2 года назад +16

      @@Phyrre56 Woah I never thought about it like that! It adds a new layer of confidence to him I didn't see before! Thank you!

    • @SandraBethea-m4m
      @SandraBethea-m4m 3 месяца назад

      ​@@placeholderblankspace not really right?

  • @marsxbub
    @marsxbub 3 года назад +832

    Soon as he said “I’ll show you where my shoe fits” I was just like, “DAMN MAN NOT THERE”

  • @jennydunn340
    @jennydunn340 3 года назад +603

    when jefferson goes “don’t be surprised you guys cuz i wrote em, OWWW” it’s so satisfying

    • @tahireed
      @tahireed 3 года назад +16

      Bro, I've replayed that part about 1384739 times now

    • @le0ismyp00kie
      @le0ismyp00kie 2 года назад +5

      Ikr

    • @cheriefaerie
      @cheriefaerie Месяц назад

      That’s funny cause Lafayette says OWWW in guns and ships too

  • @summertimevideos8110
    @summertimevideos8110 3 года назад +1238

    I love how washington looks like he loving the rap battle happening in front of him (he totally is tho)

  • @luckiemcquackerson132
    @luckiemcquackerson132 3 года назад +966

    no one......
    me randomly in the day: u dont have the votes..... U DONT HAVE THE VOTES

    • @angelinasophiakamaratou1205
      @angelinasophiakamaratou1205 3 года назад +113

      *aha Ha Ha Ha* 😂💀

    • @60Snapshots
      @60Snapshots  3 года назад +42

      Hahahaha too funny I know what you mean

    • @raynerjimenez4035
      @raynerjimenez4035 3 года назад +8

      hahahahah that's why I came to listen

    • @AlisonAlisonAlison55
      @AlisonAlisonAlison55 3 года назад +47

      Sams 💀 and my mom will just be talking and I’ll go
      “yOu doNt haVe tHe voTeS” and my sister will go: “AghAgHAAghA”

    • @thecococafes
      @thecococafes 3 года назад +3

      Yes very true

  • @lauriesmith4575
    @lauriesmith4575 3 года назад +777

    Some things I love about this:
    - I *love* the fact that Lin's trying *so hard* to keep from cracking up when he imitates Jefferson.
    - "Welcome to the present; we're running a real nation, would you like to join us?" Just shows how out of touch Jefferson was when he returned home to America
    - And that comment about the "we know who's *really* doing the planting." Huge point made, especially for the time
    - Hamilton's little dance at 2:11 to 2:14
    - "Madison, Jefferson, take a walk! Hamilton, take a walk!"
    - the fact that this is pretty much every family gather; Washington is basically the father, watching his kids argue, trying to keep them from getting too out of hand in front of the rest of the family; Madison is the middle child watching his older and younger siblings fight, Hamilton's mocking of Jefferson hilariously screams "I'm not copying you!", and his last remark is the one thing that finally forces Washington to react. As the youngest gets told off, the two oldest are flaunting the fact that they got away with it

    • @TheGrumbliestPuppy
      @TheGrumbliestPuppy 3 года назад +37

      100%. Also the whole thing shows that even though they were supposed to be getting rid of nobles and status-from-birth, they all look down on him subconsciously for coming from poverty. Like he can't get away with being with being nearly as disrespectful or insulting/combative as Jefferson or the others. He constantly has to prove that he deserves to be there.

    • @MrHobo-or1yl
      @MrHobo-or1yl 2 года назад +15

      I just love the comment foreshadowing the whiskey rebellion, the actual outcome of taxing whiskey.

    • @scraper_7645
      @scraper_7645 2 года назад

      Thomas is the younger and Hamilton is older

    • @ariella6366
      @ariella6366 Год назад +2

      @@scraper_7645 nah Hamilton is younger

    • @KindessisEternal
      @KindessisEternal Год назад

      @@ariella6366 yep, Jefferson (46) is 12 years older than Hamilton (34).

  • @imagine.goodname5519
    @imagine.goodname5519 3 года назад +411

    Alex: Don’t lecture me about the war, u didn’t fight in it!
    Jefferson: u sure about that?😏
    **puts hair in ponytail**
    Lafayette: Bonjour BITCH.

  • @sandy5928
    @sandy5928 3 года назад +251

    Washington is sitting there regretting every decision he's ever made

  • @GGnooREE
    @GGnooREE 3 года назад +235

    0:25 I like how madison says OWWWW with him to make it sound like an echo!! Amazing

  • @hamiltonspen5656
    @hamiltonspen5656 2 года назад +153

    Why does no one talk about 2:07
    He goes to check if Madison's okay and then proceeds to mouth something like "hey!" When Hamilton insults him :,) it's too sweet

  • @j.m.5256
    @j.m.5256 3 года назад +346

    1:26 I watched this part like 10 times

    • @שחראזולאי-ז3נ
      @שחראזולאי-ז3נ 3 года назад +13

      Samee

    • @ophie71
      @ophie71 3 года назад +27

      I watched this an unhealthy amount if times. Thanks for the time stamp.

    • @le0ismyp00kie
      @le0ismyp00kie 2 года назад +5

      I fucking love that part

    • @ARS1508
      @ARS1508 2 года назад +5

      I think it cured my anxiety 😂

    • @sammybutler3027
      @sammybutler3027 2 года назад +3

      I love that Jefferson claps after lol he’s like oh that’s actually a really accurate impression of me lol

  • @_maddiezs
    @_maddiezs 3 года назад +221

    2:25 I can't tell if this is just Washington's character or if the actor is breaking- either way it's great 🤣

    • @wxnderless
      @wxnderless 2 года назад +25

      YES OMG I LOVE HOW HE'S SERIOUS BUT THEN HE STARTS LAUGHING

    • @3racha399
      @3racha399 2 года назад +27

      I think it’s supposed to be nervous laughter

    • @dakuten7883
      @dakuten7883 2 года назад +43

      He’s trying to be like “haha members of the crowd, nothing and I mean nothing is wrong but oh would you look at that, we’re experiencing some technical difficulties but of course nothing and I mean nothing else is wrong.”

    • @CrazyMagyar
      @CrazyMagyar 10 месяцев назад +3

      I’m sure he wasn’t breaking character and was just acting… You got to remember they performed the show eight times a week for 2 years straight. In many interviews the cast members talked about how after performing the same show for like the 500th time they are just in “auto pilot” and don’t really think about what they’re doing on stage because after doing it for so many times it just becomes muscle memory.

  • @basicallystupid7080
    @basicallystupid7080 3 года назад +157

    I love how hamilton jumps up at the beginning and when Washington says hamilton he bows, (also jeff’s dancing is, mwah 👌)

  • @loganberry6165
    @loganberry6165 2 года назад +68

    Stay mellow, doing whatever the hell it is you do in Montichello. The best comeback ever.

  • @kelda2608
    @kelda2608 3 года назад +165

    Washington:
    Hamilton! Take a walk!
    1.2 seconds later
    Hamilton! A word!
    Hamilton's brain:
    I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME!

  • @glitchherobrine3773
    @glitchherobrine3773 3 года назад +227

    Who won whos next you decide

  • @jakeidk6712
    @jakeidk6712 3 года назад +62

    “Hamilton, take a walk!”
    *regrettable chuckle*

  • @regalcartoon5932
    @regalcartoon5932 2 года назад +46

    1:28 I don’t know how Miranda does it. But he is a god when it comes to creating personalities for characters.

  • @joshuao7558
    @joshuao7558 3 года назад +108

    I know there was so much packed into this play, but I almost wish they explored more of Madison's relationship with Hamilton: they cooperated extensively to campaign for the adoption of the Constitution and co-wrote the Federalist Papers. Madison did eventually become a strong opponent of Hamilton, but their falling apart could have been explored in a more nuanced matter a la Burr.

    • @NeverEnough1
      @NeverEnough1 3 года назад +20

      Yeah I thought about that too. I thought it was very interesting how they went from joining forces to defend the Constitution to being enemies. There IS quite a lot packed into the play though.

  • @vivi_k3nt
    @vivi_k3nt 2 года назад +41

    i have listened to the first cabinet battle from hamilton just to hear the part when jefferson says
    “look, when britain taxed our tea, we got frisky. imagine what gon happen when you try to tax our whiskyyyy”
    and then that one ensemble member is like
    “AlCaHoL”
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @robertsprankle6127
    @robertsprankle6127 Год назад +25

    Washington's nervous laugh after breaking up the meeting just says "I regret everything"

  • @live2rap264
    @live2rap264 3 года назад +193

    I like how jefferson can just get away with anything😂😂😂

    • @TheGrumbliestPuppy
      @TheGrumbliestPuppy 3 года назад +28

      Yuuup. For all their talk of getting rid of the aristocracy and having birth determine your status, Hamilton can't get away with nearly as much as the wealthy cabinet members.

    • @le0ismyp00kie
      @le0ismyp00kie 2 года назад +1

      Like a toddler lol

    • @writingisfun9842
      @writingisfun9842 4 месяца назад +1

      “You know why Jefferson can do what he wants? He doesn’t dignify school yard taught with a response!” Angelica in the cut song Congratulations.

  • @GirlWithTheGreenScarf1
    @GirlWithTheGreenScarf1 10 месяцев назад +14

    I love how Jefferson is like respectful when Hamilton is roasting him but when Hamilton starts roasting Madison, he's ready to throw hands

  • @ВладиславНекрасов-г8я

    Joe Biden when Trump comes in: 2:31

  • @MauricioVasquezSpirits
    @MauricioVasquezSpirits 3 года назад +94

    1:25 the fact that this isn’t a gif is A CRIME! A crime I say.

  • @MurphyWeb-ch6gk
    @MurphyWeb-ch6gk Год назад +11

    I absolutely love the fact that for a little bit, Madison is basically Jefferson's hypeman

  • @everetlastly1173
    @everetlastly1173 Год назад +27

    poor madison, had a coughing fit and had to sit down. hes a real trooper, motioned for Jefferson to go on and that he was fine

    • @sophwhossoph
      @sophwhossoph 9 месяцев назад +3

      it's james madison but he's played by the same actor! :) also the coughing fit is a part of his character. james madison was sickly in real life (multiple attacks of malaria, epilepsy, depression, and more)

  • @thefnafdetective
    @thefnafdetective 7 месяцев назад +13

    Jefferson talking about the actual problem while Hamilton only throws insults is a perfect representation of their characters

    • @GH-bv4pg
      @GH-bv4pg 6 месяцев назад +4

      Hamilton did offer his pov about the problem but can't do it without insulting others.

    • @saturn6563
      @saturn6563 3 месяца назад +1

      Hamilton did better in cabinet battle 2 and made valid points, but here he still did kinda talk about the problem, just did more roasting. Also he lowkey projected his anger on Jefferson “Keep ranting, we know who’s really doing the planting”

  • @-ana_banana-2098
    @-ana_banana-2098 2 года назад +17

    0:24 there’s crack on the way he says the “aoooo” cause I’m addicted

  • @bbqchickenalert08
    @bbqchickenalert08 3 года назад +42

    I WOULD NEVER HAVE THOUGHT THEY WOULD BE IN A FUCKING RAP BATTLE THIS IS AWESOME

  • @sharpy2016
    @sharpy2016 Год назад +8

    I got Jefferson's laugh after "you dont have the votes" forever engraved in my brain

  • @Brooklyn_Ly0
    @Brooklyn_Ly0 2 года назад +25

    When Jefferson says "don't be surprised cuz guys I wrote them OWWWWW" just hits different

  • @Mayarmageddon
    @Mayarmageddon Месяц назад +5

    0:24 the way he says "OWWWW" makes my kitty PURR 💜

    • @jacobspalace2720
      @jacobspalace2720 17 дней назад +2

      who tf starts a conversation like that I Just sat down

    • @Mayarmageddon
      @Mayarmageddon 13 дней назад +3

      @@jacobspalace2720 me

  • @ag-dn1vl
    @ag-dn1vl 3 года назад +36

    i don’t blame jefferson for staying in monticello during the war, that building is bloody amazing.

  • @leahstarr4200
    @leahstarr4200 3 года назад +53

    Washington:Madison, Jefferson take a walk
    Washington:Hamilton TAKE A WALK

  • @mmmm-lg2mj
    @mmmm-lg2mj Год назад +8

    2:21 I love that Washington is like
    *Jefferson, Madison, it's ok just take a break*
    And with Hamilton he's like
    *Calm the f down son*

  • @elizabethhillecribbs6673
    @elizabethhillecribbs6673 Год назад +14

    Daveed Diggs is joy personified.

  • @sudashinichristopher
    @sudashinichristopher 3 года назад +56

    HAMILTON BEST MUSICAL!

  • @eringobr4gh
    @eringobr4gh 3 года назад +26

    I just noticed the nod to Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five!!!

    • @glitchherobrine3773
      @glitchherobrine3773 3 года назад

      Where

    • @glitchherobrine3773
      @glitchherobrine3773 3 года назад +1

      Wut

    • @eringobr4gh
      @eringobr4gh 3 года назад +12

      So there's 2 parts to it: right after Jefferson and Madison sing "You don't have the votes!", Jefferson laughs very similarly to the song (very pronounced "ha"s)
      Then, when they tell Hamilton he needs congressional approval and has no votes, Jefferson says "It's like a blunder sometimes that makes me wonder why I even bring the thunder". It's a play on the original lyrics "It's like a jungle sometimes that makes me wonder how I keep from going under."

    • @glitchherobrine3773
      @glitchherobrine3773 3 года назад +1

      @@eringobr4gh ohh lol

  • @SolomonVinegar
    @SolomonVinegar 3 года назад +17

    Ham:Dont lecture me about you didnt fight in it
    Thomas:Or did i
    Lyfette:Bye

  • @hopecoleman9052
    @hopecoleman9052 9 месяцев назад +5

    Not Washington clearly rooting for Hamilton in the background 😂😂😂

  • @C0ff33C4m
    @C0ff33C4m Год назад +10

    1:29 Proud Washingdad moment.

  • @jimmyclay1084
    @jimmyclay1084 3 года назад +32

    Hamilton we weren’t ready for it!! 😂

  • @le0ismyp00kie
    @le0ismyp00kie 2 года назад +19

    2:35 I love that laugh

  • @katlovegood4921
    @katlovegood4921 2 года назад +8

    Re-watch this but each time look at a different characters facial expressions...it's hilarious

  • @sistersnamjiniper5298
    @sistersnamjiniper5298 3 года назад +24

    no one:
    me in the middle of a regular conversation: ill show you where my shoe fits

    • @sofiacorreia206
      @sofiacorreia206 2 года назад

      same

    • @vazity_
      @vazity_ 2 года назад

      What does is it mean?

    • @crusaderknight6928
      @crusaderknight6928 Год назад

      @@vazity_ means Hamilton gonna shove his shoe right up his rearend

    • @GabichanPlays
      @GabichanPlays 3 месяца назад

      ​@@vazity_ Kinda late, but. Jefferson accuses Hamilton of being corrupt and wanting to expand treasury for his own gains which Hamilton denies. Then Jefferson taunts him by "if the shoe fits, bear it", basically saying that it is true and Hamilton just doesn't want to admit it. Then, at the end of the song, Hamilton basically threatens to kick Jefferson's ass by having him bend over and "showing him where his shoe fits" 😅

    • @vazity_
      @vazity_ 3 месяца назад

      @@GabichanPlays oh yea i remember that. the song was a banger lol

  • @ewa8413
    @ewa8413 3 года назад +12

    Poor Burr wasn't in the room where it happened 0:26

  • @LuisGonzalez-rj3xw
    @LuisGonzalez-rj3xw 3 года назад +14

    Hamilton: I'll show you where my shoe fits!
    Washington's hand: Now's my chance!

  • @GabichanPlays
    @GabichanPlays 3 месяца назад +1

    There is just something so satisfying about Madison-Jefferson harmony and how these characters keep supporting each other... "Why he even brings a thunder" LITERALLY lives in my head rent free and i relisten to this song WAY too often just to hear Madison-Jefferson duet

  • @nayeligm1227
    @nayeligm1227 3 года назад +28

    Ladies and gentlemen, you coulda been anywhere in the world tonight,
    but you’re here with us in New York City.
    Are you ready for a cabinet meeting???
    The issue on the table: Secretary Hamilton’s plan to assume state debt
    and establish a national bank.
    Secretary Jefferson, you have the floor, sir
    JEFFERSON:
    ‘Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.’
    We fought for these ideals; we shouldn’t settle for less
    These are wise words, enterprising men quote ‘em
    Don’t act surprised, you guys, cuz I wrote ‘em
    JEFFERSON & MADISON:
    Oww
    JEFFERSON:
    But Hamilton forgets
    His plan would have the government assume state’s debts
    Now, place your bets as to who that benefits:
    The very seat of government where Hamilton sits
    HAMILTON:
    Not true!
    JEFFERSON:
    Ooh, if the shoe fits, wear it
    If New York’s in debt-
    Why should Virginia bear it? Uh! Our debts are paid, I’m afraid
    Don’t tax the South cuz we got it made in the shade
    In Virginia, we plant seeds in the ground
    We create. You just wanna move our money around
    This financial plan is an outrageous demand
    And it’s too many damn pages for any man to understand
    Stand with me in the land of the free
    And pray to God we never see Hamilton’s candidacy
    Look, when Britain taxed our tea, we got frisky
    Imagine what gon’ happen when you try to tax our whisky
    WASHINGTON:
    Thank you, Secretary Jefferson. Secretary Hamilton, your response
    HAMILTON:
    Thomas. That was a real nice declaration
    Welcome to the present, we’re running a real nation
    Would you like to join us, or stay mellow
    Doin’ whatever the hell it is you do in Monticello?
    If we assume the debts, the union gets
    A new line of credit, a financial diuretic
    How do you not get it? If we’re aggressive and competitive
    The union gets a boost. You’d rather give it a sedative?
    A civics lesson from a slaver. Hey neighbor
    Your debts are paid cuz you don’t pay for labor
    “We plant seeds in the South. We create.”
    Yeah, keep ranting
    We know who’s really doing the planting
    And another thing, Mr. Age of Enlightenment
    Don’t lecture me about the war, you didn’t fight in it
    You think I’m frightened of you, man?
    We almost died in a trench
    While you were off getting high with the French
    Thomas Jefferson, always hesitant with the President
    Reticent-there isn’t a plan he doesn’t jettison
    Madison, you’re mad as a hatter, son, take your medicine
    Damn, you’re in worse shape than the national debt is in
    Sittin’ there useless as two shits
    Hey, turn around, bend over, I’ll show you
    Where my shoe fits
    WASHINGTON:
    Excuse me? Madison, Jefferson, take a walk! Hamilton,
    take a walk! We’ll reconvene after a brief recess. Hamilton!
    HAMILTON:
    Sir!
    WASHINGTON:
    A word
    MADISON:
    You don’t have the votes
    JEFFERSON/MADISON:
    You don’t have the votes
    JEFFERSON:
    Aha-ha-ha ha!
    JEFFERSON/MADISON:
    You’re gonna need congressional approval and you don’t have the votes
    JEFFERSON:
    Such a blunder sometimes it makes me wonder why I even bring the thunder
    MADISON:
    Why he even brings the thunder…
    WASHINGTON:
    You wanna pull yourself together?
    HAMILTON:
    I’m sorry, these Virginians are birds of a feather
    WASHINGTON:
    Young man, I’m from Virginia, so watch your mouth
    HAMILTON:
    So we let Congress get held hostage by the South?
    WASHINGTON:
    You need the votes
    HAMILTON:
    No, we need bold strokes. We need this plan
    WASHINGTON:
    No, you need to convince more folks
    HAMILTON:
    James Madison won’t talk to me, that’s a nonstarter
    WASHINGTON:
    Winning was easy, young man. Governing’s harder
    HAMILTON:
    They’re being intransigent
    WASHINGTON:
    You have to find a compromise
    HAMILTON:
    But they don’t have a plan, they just hate mine!
    WASHINGTON:
    Convince them otherwise
    HAMILTON:
    What happens if I don’t get congressional approval?
    WASHINGTON:
    I imagine they’ll call for your removal
    HAMILTON:
    Sir-
    WASHINGTON:
    Figure it out, Alexander. That’s an order from your commander

  • @50thdollar61
    @50thdollar61 3 года назад +13

    POV your mom lets you order somewhere but the youngest wants McDonald’s: 2:31

  • @reality1701
    @reality1701 Год назад +12

    2:30 everyone to Kevin McCarthy on January 3rd 2023 😂

  • @jamiethecringequeen
    @jamiethecringequeen 7 месяцев назад +4

    1:57 this guy in the back looks so scared-

  • @unnamedracer9757
    @unnamedracer9757 2 года назад +10

    This could have been a legitimate way conflict were resolved and we wouldn’t even know because no one else was in the room where it happened

  • @emilykozak7249
    @emilykozak7249 3 года назад +10

    2:17 Jefferson: HOWDAREYOUDISRESPECTMYHUSBANTO

    • @khelia1550
      @khelia1550 3 года назад

      Jefferson shouldn’t be your husband Lafayette should

  • @zennielposadas4285
    @zennielposadas4285 2 месяца назад +1

    I like this scene, I saw how cocky Jefferson was when he tried to put down Hamilton proposal in cabinet 😂😂.

  • @therealrobplays
    @therealrobplays 6 месяцев назад +4

    Jefferson was COOKING 🔥🔥🔥

  • @TheVoicesinyourHead-4life
    @TheVoicesinyourHead-4life 2 года назад +4

    Lin is trying his frikin hardest not to break character when he impersonating Jefferson 😂

  • @eshaansimha3625
    @eshaansimha3625 3 года назад +12

    Washington smiling at the end like: I hate my life

  • @abar612
    @abar612 Год назад +4

    Favorite part by far Daveed's on beat mocking laugh

  • @isabelletoscano1858
    @isabelletoscano1858 9 месяцев назад +5

    Ladies and gentlemen, you coulda been anywhere in the world tonight
    But you're here with us in New York City
    Are you ready for a cabinet meeting, huh?
    The issue on the table
    Secretary Hamilton's plan to assume
    State debt and establish a national bank
    Secretary Jefferson, you have the floor, sir
    Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness
    We fought for these ideals; we shouldn't settle for less
    These are wise words, enterprising men quote 'em
    Don't act surprised, you guys, 'cause I wrote 'em
    Oww, but Hamilton forgets
    His plan would have the government assume state's debts
    Now, place your bets as to who that benefits
    The very seat of government where Hamilton sits
    Not true!
    Ooh, if the shoe fits, wear it
    If New York's in debt, why should Virginia bear it?
    Uh! Our debts are paid, I'm afraid
    Don't tax the South 'cause we got it made in the shade
    In Virginia, we plant seeds in the ground
    We create, you just wanna move our money around
    This financial plan is an outrageous demand
    And it's too many damn pages for any man to understand
    Stand with me in the land of the free
    And pray to God we never see Hamilton's candidacy
    Look, when Britain taxed our tea, we got frisky
    Imagine what gon' happen when you try to tax our whiskey
    Thank you, Secretary Jefferson
    Secretary Hamilton, your response
    Thomas, that was a real nice declaration
    Welcome to the present, we're running a real nation
    Would you like to join us, or stay mellow
    Doin' whatever the hell it is you do in Monticello?
    If we assume the debts, the union gets
    A new line of credit, a financial diuretic
    How do you not get it? If we're aggressive and competitive
    The union gets a boost, you'd rather give it a sedative?
    A civics lesson from a slaver, hey neighbor
    Your debts are paid 'cause you don't pay for labor
    "We plant seeds in the South, we create"
    Yeah, keep ranting we know who's really doing the planting
    And another thing, Mr. Age of Enlightenment
    Don't lecture me about the war, you didn't fight in it
    You think I'm frightened of you, man?
    We almost died in a trench while you
    Were off getting high with the French
    Thomas Jefferson, always hesitant with the President reticent
    There isn't a plan he doesn't jettison
    Madison, you're mad as a hatter, son, take your medicine
    Damn, you're in worse shape than the national debt is in
    Sittin' there useless as two shits
    Hey, turn around, bend over
    I'll show you where my shoe fits
    Excuse me! Madison, Jefferson
    Take a walk! Hamilton, take a walk!
    We'll reconvene after a brief recess
    Hamilton!
    Sir!
    A word
    You don't have the votes
    You don't have the votes
    (Aha-ha-ha ha!)
    You're gonna need congressional approval and you don't have the votes
    Such a blunder sometimes it makes me
    Wonder why I even bring the thunder
    Why he even brings the thunder
    You wanna pull yourself together
    I'm sorry, these Virginians are birds of a feather
    Young man, I'm from Virginia, so watch your mouth
    So we let Congress get held hostage by the South?
    You need the votes
    No, we need bold strokes, we need this plan
    No, you need to convince more folks
    James Madison won't talk to me, that's a nonstarter
    Ah, winning was easy, young man, governing's harder
    They're being intransigent
    You have to find a compromise
    But they don't have a plan, they just hate mine!
    Convince them otherwise
    What happens if I don't get congressional approval?
    I imagine they'll call for your removal
    Sir-
    Figure it out, Alexander
    That's an order from your commander

  • @BruiserKC
    @BruiserKC Год назад +4

    How ironic a 6 foot man (Okieriete Onaodowan) plays our shortest president (Madison was 5’4”)

  • @jaygocrazy15
    @jaygocrazy15 Год назад +2

    The chamber meetings rap battles, duel commandments, and the Schuyler Sister songs are my favorite😂

  • @alabastergreen7444
    @alabastergreen7444 Год назад +4

    Lol the prancing and fanning at 1:29 kills me everytime.

  • @vvivi6110
    @vvivi6110 9 месяцев назад +2

    Lins little jump at the beginning 😆

  • @nocks617
    @nocks617 3 года назад +7

    I love the Grandmaster Flash reference so much

    • @DoctorWhoKage
      @DoctorWhoKage 2 года назад

      The make quite a few rap references in this play. I think they made a "Shook Ones Pt. II" reference, too.

  • @anthonythegamingboi7061
    @anthonythegamingboi7061 Год назад +3

    Lin-Manuel Miranda did amazing in this musical. I watched this movie in my history class and he did amazing as Alexander Hamilton.

  • @RobocopStealerOfFridges
    @RobocopStealerOfFridges 2 месяца назад

    My US history teacher showed this in class once. It was amazing.

  • @eshaansimha3625
    @eshaansimha3625 3 года назад +5

    Hamilton take a walk, said Washington calmly

  • @lvrraine
    @lvrraine 2 года назад +7

    Ladies and gentlemen, you could have been anywhere in the world tonight
    But you're here with us in New York City
    Are you ready for a cabinet meeting, huh?
    The issue on the table, Secretary Hamilton's plan to assume state debt and establish a national bank
    Secretary Jefferson, you have the floor, sir
    Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness
    We fought for these ideals, we shouldn't settle for less
    These are wise words, enterprising men quote 'em
    Don't act surprised, you guys, 'cause I wrote 'em (ow)
    But Hamilton forgets
    His plan would have the government assume state's debts
    Now, place your bets as to who that benefits
    The very seat of government where Hamilton sits
    Oh, if the shoe fits, wear it
    If New York's in debt, why should Virginia bear it?
    Uh, our debts are paid, I'm afraid
    Don't tax the South 'cause we got it made in the shade
    In Virginia, we plant seeds in the ground
    We create, you just wanna move our money around
    This financial plan is an outrageous demand
    And it's too many damn pages for any man to understand
    Stand with me in the land of the free and pray to God we never see Hamilton's candidacy
    Look, when Britain taxed our tea, we got frisky
    Imagine what gon' happen when you try to tax our whisky
    Thank you, Secretary Jefferson
    Secretary Hamilton, your response
    Thomas, that was a real nice declaration
    Welcome to the present, we're running a real nation
    Would you like to join us, or stay mellow
    Doin' whatever the hell it is you do in Monticello?
    If we assume the debts, the union gets new line of credit, a financial diuretic
    How do you not get it, if we're aggressive and competitive
    The union gets a boost, you'd rather give it a sedative?
    A civics lesson from a slaver, hey neighbor
    Your debts are paid 'cause you don't pay for labor
    "We plant seeds in the South. We create." Yeah, keep ranting
    We know who's really doing the planting
    And another thing, Mr. Age of Enlightenment
    Don't lecture me about the war, you didn't fight in it
    You think I'm frightened of you, man?
    We almost died in a trench
    While you were off getting high with the French
    Thomas Jefferson, always hesitant with the President
    Reticent there isn't a plan he doesn't jettison
    Madison, you're mad as a hatter, son, take your medicine
    Damn, you're in worse shape than the national debt is in
    Sittin' there useless as two shits
    Hey, turn around, bend over, I'll show you where my shoe fits
    Excuse me, Madison, Jefferson, take a walk
    Hamilton, take a walk, we're gonna reconvene after a brief recess, Hamilton
    Sir
    A word
    You don't have the votes (you don't have the votes)
    Aha-ha-ha ha
    You're gonna need congressional approval and you don't have the votes
    Such a blunder sometimes it makes me wonder why I even bring the thunder
    Why he even brings the thunder
    You wanna pull yourself together?
    I'm sorry, these Virginians are birds of a feather
    Young man, I'm from Virginia, so watch your mouth
    So we let Congress get held hostage by the South?
    You need the votes
    No, we need bold strokes, we need this plan (no, you need to convince more folks)
    James Madison won't talk to me, that's a nonstarter
    Ah, winning was easy, young man, governing's harder
    They're being intransigent
    You have to find a compromise
    But they don't have a plan, they just hate mine (convince them otherwise)
    And what happens if I don't get congressional approval?
    I imagine they'll call for your removal
    Sir
    Figure it out, Alexander, that's an order from your commander

  • @vwabi
    @vwabi 3 года назад +7

    Epic Rap Battles of History! Jefferson! Versus.... Hamilton!

  • @captaintalon4485
    @captaintalon4485 Год назад +2

    "You don't have the votes! You don't have the votes" who knew this line would be relevant in 2023

  • @darkriftex4407
    @darkriftex4407 3 года назад +17

    2:35 😂 what is that

    • @SwagPizza
      @SwagPizza 3 года назад +7

      It's AHAHA HA HA

  • @makenziebrewer8221
    @makenziebrewer8221 3 года назад +5

    Jefferson be like why you gotta call me out like that! Lol

  • @jackinthebox9730
    @jackinthebox9730 3 года назад +3

    Hamilton Take A Walk!” Hamilton be like: I don’t need to take no effing walk

  • @jorgeiroman9079
    @jorgeiroman9079 6 месяцев назад +2

    “Brief recess” 😂😂😂

  • @GageFree454
    @GageFree454 3 года назад +6

    Eminem is shitting his pants when Hamilton wants to go up against him

  • @thefungifreak4969
    @thefungifreak4969 3 года назад +8

    Anyone else see madison as jeffersons babysitter?

    • @NeverEnough1
      @NeverEnough1 Год назад +1

      I see him as Jefferson's minion/henchman.

  • @yacaattwood2421
    @yacaattwood2421 Год назад +2

    I wish this could be played in DC for Scalise and Jordan….

  • @elliefowler2508
    @elliefowler2508 3 года назад +17

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Literally no one:
    Me @ trump in 2021: you don’t have the votes, you don’t have the votes, aHAhaHaHA

    • @alextait8255
      @alextait8255 2 года назад +2

      yea not like hes got the second highest amount of votes in american history

    • @mnckyo2385
      @mnckyo2385 2 года назад

      Your joke was worse than 9/11

    • @elliefowler2508
      @elliefowler2508 2 года назад

      @@mnckyo2385 don’t joke about 9/11

    • @MilkyWhite1
      @MilkyWhite1 2 года назад

      @@alextait8255 I see you don't understand how counting works. Let me explain. If candidate #1 gets a gazillion votes and candidate #2 gets 3 gazillion, candidate #1 still loses because 1 gazillion is less than 3 gazillion. I hope you understand.

    • @alextait8255
      @alextait8255 2 года назад

      @@MilkyWhite1 let me explain how english works, if “you dont have votes” means you have little to no votes. not having votes =/= having the second highest # of votes in american history

  • @lillyplysrbx9312
    @lillyplysrbx9312 3 года назад +3

    Thomas Jefferson: “DONT TAX THE SOUTH BECAUSE WE GOT IT MADE IN THE SHADE”
    A.Ham:👁👄👁

  • @3225becca
    @3225becca 3 года назад +5

    That ow is perfect

  • @dynamicgamesyt3
    @dynamicgamesyt3 Год назад +2

    Now this is the best 1800's rap battle ever.

  • @bridgettherose609
    @bridgettherose609 2 года назад +4

    This is quite literally an epic rap battle of history!

  • @jaredlewis8689
    @jaredlewis8689 3 года назад +8

    *A bill in congress fails*
    Me: you don’t have the votes…

  • @AK-cv1fv
    @AK-cv1fv 3 года назад +5

    I'm not a fan of rap or musicals but I ❤ Hamilton.

  • @dayjaw7202
    @dayjaw7202 Год назад +3

    I’m watching this In History class 😭😭

  • @gatoman3002
    @gatoman3002 2 года назад +2

    green and maroon are opposites in the color wheel. this battle is visually pleasing, as well as audibly.

  • @kang-dae8222
    @kang-dae8222 2 года назад +2

    James madison: the friend that is chill
    Thomas Jefferson: the friend that comes with all the heat

  • @melissabissonette464
    @melissabissonette464 Год назад +2

    I think the House of Representatives should try this

  • @staylauren
    @staylauren 3 года назад +8

    THAT'S MY ALCOHOL

  • @Bigpro-co8pi
    @Bigpro-co8pi 3 года назад +6

    That beat was 🔥🔥🔥💪💪

  • @3daniku
    @3daniku Год назад

    when i first heard "we know whos really doing the planting" i lost my mind

  • @carm6750
    @carm6750 Год назад +2

    Poor man in the background at 1:59 looks traumatized at what’s happening in front of him

  • @Sydney0421
    @Sydney0421 2 года назад +6

    I know more about these politics than I do of todays politics. I'm not complaining.

  • @evanschoefer2198
    @evanschoefer2198 3 года назад +18

    Hamilton won the argument for sure.

    • @TheGrumbliestPuppy
      @TheGrumbliestPuppy 3 года назад +1

      Well yeah, otherwise we wouldn't still have a national bank to this day.

    • @ag-dn1vl
      @ag-dn1vl 3 года назад +2

      he did win, but he didn’t have the votes to get it through congress at the time.
      hence the “you don’t have the votes”

    • @Quinntus79
      @Quinntus79 3 года назад

      I feel like Jefferson could have easily fired back about Wallstreet actively supporting slavery and the slave trade via investing in sugar cane in the Caribbean. Molasses to rum to slaves.

    • @n2k-clapz-248
      @n2k-clapz-248 2 года назад +1

      The only reason we have the national bank is because Jefferson and Hamilton made a compromise

  • @Bdawg910
    @Bdawg910 6 месяцев назад +1

    i just realized this... did lin-manuel miranda reference "the breaks" by kurtis blow at the end when thomas says, "such a blunder sometimes it makes me wonder why i even bring the thunder" in a replacement of, "it's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder how i keep from going under". just curious lol, thought it was pretty neat once i realized.